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Translations: Gintama 507 (2)
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Gintama 448

Bitches that take the lead.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Jun 6, 2013 00:34 | Go to Gintama

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I haven't seen this much liberal use of the word 'Bitch' since I finished 'The Boondocks' season three.

Hi wa mata noboru only.


Announcer: What is going on here?!
The line leading to GKB48’s handshake meet and greet has started to break away at the ends!!
(Sfx- KUWAAAAAH *ROAAAR*)
(Side text- The fans hearts waver….)
GINTAMA
Announcer: They’re all headed to HDZ48’s line…
The meet has completely been conquered by them!!
(Sfx- dohhh *fhoom*)
Announcer: A surprise attack from HDZ48’s camp…
More specifically an attack from behind from the backing band…
(Handwritten- Right this way~)
(Handwritten- No need to push, just come on over.)
Annoucer: Have caused the ranks of the GKB48 fans to splinter apart!!

002
Bichie: Wha…
Gintoki: Seems our backing band hasn’t put their training to waste huh?
You said it real nice before Bichie.
We don’t have a chance in hell of beating you in a contest of the universe’s top idol.
But don’t you know?
This shindig here? Yeah. It has nothing to do with declaring the mightiest idol under the heavens…
This is a decisive battle…
For who’s the biggest bitch under the heavens.
You were the one who decided to use dirty moves first….
Fucking Bitches.

003
Gintoki: So don’t go regretting it…
(Sfx- zuhhh *sfft*)
(Sfx- Viiiin *veeeen*)
(Sfx- Gagooon *thooom*)
Girls: Th—what’s that?!
Gintoki: We may not be able…
To pull a win when it comes to being the top idols…
But if it’s about being the biggest bitches…
HDZ48 won’t lose to anyone.
(Side text- What kind of fight is this?!)
(Bottom text- Gintama Volume 50 is planned to be in stores on July 4th!! The second Gintama Movie will open in theaters on July 6th!! For more details head to http://www.gintama-movie.com)
SORACHI HIDEAKI
GINTAMA
Lesson 448: Bitches that take the lead.

004
Girls: That’s….
A private toilet?!
Announcer: HDZ48 has rejected GKB48’s alluring curtains….
And has instead gone with private toilet stalls?! What are they thinking, bringing these here?!
Bichie: How—how filthy…!!
What fan would be happy having a handshake done in a place like….
(Sfx- Zaku zaku *wfft wfft*)
Dude: H—hey…what are those things over there?
T—th—those are toilets right?! What does this mean?
(Sfx- Doki doki *Throb throb*)
(Sfx- Sowa sowa *wibble wibble*)
Dude2: What’s the deal?! What are they going to use those toilets for?
No—no way…they’re not just gonna give us a handshake…
But do this thing and that thing? I mean judging from what place that is…
Dude3: N—no way!!
But…but those ARE toilets!!

005
Announcer: The fans are in a state of unrest, and it’s spreading!!
Dude: But what kind of service will we get if we go into GKB’s curtains?
Dude2: But…If we go into those toilets it’s gonna be totally bad right?
Announcer: As soon as the word private toilet resonated with these guys their delusions gained power and took flight!
Kagura: Hey Gin-chan. What is this?
Tae: I only knew about doing a hand shake meet and greet Shin-chan…
Shinpachi: N—no! It’s not like that Sister!
Announcer: It appears the fans aren’t the only ones in a state of unrest!!
Gintoki: It’s like this. You guys are doing this handshake meet and greet thing for the first time right?
And I’m pretty sure you’re not looking forward to see the fan’s smelly and greasy mugs right?
So then you guys will enter underneath the private toilets.
And then from the toilet your hand will come out and be on standby.
That way no matter how embarrassing things get you’ll be fine.
(Guy’s Headband and Kimono- Moe.)

006
Gintoki: And I should also tell ya this doesn’t mean we should limit ourselves to handshakes only.
Since you won’t be able to see anything but it’ll be easy to have your hand out there, you’d might as well grab whatever.
Think of it as grabbing toilet paper for yourself…
Tae: WHAT KIND OF FILTHINESS ARE YOU TRYING TO SET UP HERE?!
(Ssfx- GOhhh *DHUD*)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaar*)
Dude: Did you hear that just now!?!
Dude2: I’m going over there!!
Announcer: Whoaaaa! And now even more people break free of GKB’s line!!
It seems Producer Sakata’s fearsome Bitch plan has stolen even more of GKB’s fans!!
(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Announcer: It’s like everything before this was a lie! GKB’s fanbase has been split into a third of what it was before!!
Bichie: YOU DAMN BITCHEEEEES!!!
WE’VE STILL GOT A THIRD!! WE WON’T LET THOSE FANS BE SUBJECTED TO YOUR DIRTY HANDSHAKE TACTICS!!
EVERYONE!! THOSE IDOLS ARE NOTHING!!
WE’LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL IDOL HANDSHAKE IS ALL ABOUT!!
(Sfx- Kuaaaaaaaaa *roaaaaaaaaar*)

007
Gintoki: This is the real deal.
If we can get the fans coming here on our side with a performance, than that last third will be ours too.
LETS DO THIS FELLOW BITCHES!! WE’LL SHOW THEM THE REAL POWER OF PROPER BITCHERY!
WHO’S THE BADDEST BITCH?!
Tsukuyo: Don’t mess wit me. I was on board with shakin’ hands and all but if it’s somethin’ like this..
We’d might as well just get jobs in Yoshiwara.
Shinpachi: Is that really the problem here Tsukuyo-san?
Sacchan: That’s right Producer you didn’t mention this at all. You know its only your crown jewels I’m after.
Shinpachi: Yeah, why don’t you shut up?
Kyuubee: Before being an Idol, a Samurai would never grab something so dirty.
What a samurai should be grabbing is his sword and his influence while shedding his weakness and trying to gain favor and the right of control and inheritance of the Yagyuu family.
These hands might have handled all sorts of dirty things, but as a celebrity samurai I should only be grabbing rice balls.
Tae: We at DP have confidence that we don’t need to do something like that to attract fans.
More than anything, doing a handshake from the bathroom toilet is rude to the fans who came here.
We treasure our fans more than that.
(Guy’s shirt- Moe, Life.)

008
Tae: For the fans we’re more than willing to enter a urinal.
Shinpachi: IT WOULDN’T HURT YOU TO TREAUSRE THE FANS MORE THAN THAAT!
Tae: We have to take health and safety into account.
What if instead of offering a hand, we offer Clift’s life to grip instead?
(TN- Dragon quest. Sorachi makes references to this every chapter like he does the Budokai so you should know this already.)
(Sfx- Gahhh *Grabb*)
{Mad hand appeared.}
Shinpachi: Don’t use the mad hand to control our fans!! Plus you can’t use grab Clift’s leg!! He’s gonna get dragged in as is!!!
Tae: Things might happen but it’s all water under the bridge right? It’ll wash away!
Gintoki: NO IT WON’T!! Your evil deeds and Clift’s ‘big’ thoughts won’t wash away that easy!!
(Sfx- Gopaaah *blooosh*)
Tae: It’s really quite like how we’re operating the Gintama movie. If we can get the same fans to come to the theater, then it’s like we’ve already won!
After that who cares if the movie is good or not? We’ve already got the money and that’s what’s important.
Shinpachi: SHE’S SAYING SOME PRETTY AWFUL THINGS ABOUT A MOVIE THAT HASN’T OPENED YET!! PLEASE DON’T RUN THE MOVIE THE SAME WAY YOU DO THE RIP OFF CABARET!!
(Bottom text- Gintama the movie opens in theaters July 6th (Saturday) 2013!!)
Dude: H—hey! What happened!!
Dude2: UUugh…what you ask…?
I—it’s sorta like my hand gripped something soft in there….

009
Dude: Gripped? Something soft?!
Dude: And then I was like blown out by water somehow…
Dude2: Wait…you’re saying you were blown out by holy water?!
I wanna be in OTAE-chan’s line neeeeeext!
She looks fresh and clean from the outside but she’s actually pretty bold! OTAE-chan is the best!!
Me too!
Me too!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaa *roaaaaaar*)
Shinpachi: Some really wild miraculous misunderstandings have got them lining up over here!!
Tae: Okay, okay! No need for pushing! Just line up and enter the washroom.
Kagura: Well that is if you can even manage lining up, yes?
???: Teehehe…how adorable.
Sacchan: And what part of that woman is soft to the touch?
If you look closely her entire body is like the Rockies mountain range. Her body is the perfect marvel of manly cliffs and footholds.
Tae: SACCHAN, maybe you haven’t noticed but I don’t see anyone standing before your toilet.
Maybe you should make like a monkey and find another monkey’s crotch to sit on in your urinal?
Sacchan: OTAE, you should know that a monkey’s crotch isn’t just a crotch but a perennial mushroom.
Though I suppose you wouldn’t know that since even your brain is nothing but beefy muscle.

010
Kagura: Heeeey! Boss lady! Sacchan!!
Tae: That’s why I’m saying you should go sit on one of these dirty men’s mushroom tops.
Sacchan: Listening everyone? This is OTAE’S true nature!
Shinpachi: HEY! WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING?! LAST I CHECKED IT WAS GKB WHO’S OUR ENEMY!!
Tae: What are you saying? Aren’t we here to decide on who’s the top idol? Well before we do that how about we also run an election for DP?
Gintoki: HOW ABOUT WE DON’T?!
Sacchan: I won’t let you hog the center you skank! That place is meant for me!
Don’t you want to shake theeese~
After all they’re so nice and sooooft, and there’s two of ‘em right here for you~
(Sfx- Munuuh *squuuish*)
Dudes: WE WANT SOME SACCHAAAAN!!!!
She’s a glasses chick, but she’s got some indulgent curves on that body!! SACCHAN is numero uno!!
Tae: YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
Sacchan: HOHOHOHOHO!!! It seems DP’s center is me!! You can be the holy water that Clift’s horse and buggy drowns in!!
Shinpachi: HEEEEEY!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!
Sacchan: Aaah…Noo, be more gentle~

011
Sacchan: If you squeeze them any harder they might break…
Those two soft balls….
(Sfx- Dobashaaaa *blooorsh*)
Tae: AREN’T THOSE JUST BLY’S TWO GOLDEN ORBS?!
Shinpachi: What the hell is wrong with you people?! Isn’t this just becoming a research study on DQ48’s horse and buggy team?! What happened to the hand shake meet and greet!?
(Handwritten- More like, where the hell are you getting those people?!)
(Sfx- Gata goto *thunk crash*)
Shinpachi: Rather than having an ultimate battle of ultimate destiny between Clift and Bly, why not worry about our fans being stolen back?!
You guys are supposed to be the Clift and Bly of HDZ48 dammit!!
Gintoki: Heheh…that’s right.
Nice work, Clift…Bly.
DQ48’s Alina and Rian….
The two of them are in the same class...fighter…yet more people choose Alina over Rian….do you know why that might be?
That’s simple…because compared to Rian…
Alina has Clift and Bly on her side.
Shinpachi: No way….!

012
Gintoki: That’s right Alina and her group are the same as an idol outfit.
Alina is the center radiance while Clift and Bly are in the shadows and make her look better by comparison.
Basically…
(Sfx- Gaya gaya *clamor clamor*)
Dudes: KYUUBEI-CHAN IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!!
She’s not a total bitch like the other two! She’s a purehearted girl with a moe eyepatch and moe twintails!! Traditional is always the best!!
Gintoki: YOU CAN DO THIS ALINAAAAA!!!
STEP ON THE CORPSES OF BLY AND CLIFT…
AND OVERCOME THEM!!

013
{Oh right we forgot…Alina…}
{Can pretty much attack to her satisfaction in rapid succession.}
(Sfx- Dogoshaaaah *craaaaash*)
(Sfx- Gyaaaaaaah!!)
Kyuubee: UGAAAAAH!! DON’T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Kagura: Alina is the one holding the most darkness in Pisaro, yes?
Gintoki: LIKE HELL SHE IS!! WHAT IS SHE DOING?! DOES SHE NOT REALIZE THIS IS A HAND SHAKE MEET AND GREET?!
Kyuubee: H---hold on a second….I’m not quite used to this…
If I can just throw 1500 people I should be able to overcome their numbers.
(Sfx- Hah hah)
Gintoki: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO OVERCOME THE FANS!!
Tae: Then if Clift and Bly can throw 1500 of them…
(Sxf- Godoshaaaa *dhuuuuud*)
Shinpachi: DON’T BE TEMPTED BY THE VOICES FROM THE DARKNESS!! PLEASE JUST FORGIVE CLIFT AND BLY!!!
Tsukuyo: That’s ‘nuff there KYUUBEI. Don’t overdo it, ya hear?
Kyuubee: TSUKUYO-dono…
Tsukuyo: If yer no good at holdin a man’s hand then I’ll go ‘head and do my part here.
Kyuubee: But…this might be too much for you alone…
Tsukuyo: Ain’t no need to worry. Though I abandoned it once, Ain’t I still a woman of Yoshiwara? I’m already aware of what workin’ with men is gonna entail.

014
???: SO MOOEEEE!!
???: Eeh? Um, wait why are you moe?
Gintoki: There’s still a warrior left!! Team Alina still has an ultimate weapon…a female warrior who’s going with the follow!!
Dudes: TSUKUYO-chan!! She’s such a cool beauty!! She’s going with the follow with those around her so she’s also gentle too!!
TSUKUYO-chan is the best for sure!!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *ROAAAAR*)
Shinpachi: It’s not a gamble when we bet on Tsukuyo-san!! She can’t be beat!
Tae: You sure are popular TSUKUYO-san!
Gintoki: You two get back in the buggy!!
Sacchan: It seems she’s been elected for a top office In DP too, following her success in the popularity polls huh? I shoulda known that a Yoshiwara woman would know all about pillow business!!
Shinpachi: WHY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE OVER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 20 VOLUMES AGO?!
Sacchan: But being the center, I feel we should give you a little heads up in regards of what to expect.
(Sfx- BAsaaah *fwaap*)
Tae: After all the members have all kinds of things to watch out for in their ordinary lives….and it would be a problem if you got caught up in something…
(Top text- The female warrior takes Clift to the Buggy!!!//The two disappear into the buggy where Bly awaits…)
Shinpachi: WHAT KIND OF SCANDAL IS THAAAAAT?!

015
Shinpachi: It’s not even a real scandal!! That’s just a weird coincidence!!
More like you guys are supposed to be friends!! Why would you make up articles about each other?!
Sacchan: How do you intend to take responsibility for this?
Tae: Just getting on a buggy to Hakata isn’t going to cut it lady. You’ll have to take one to Indonesia to make up for this.
Shinpachi: Indonesia?! YOU GUYS ARE LIKE AN EVIL ORGANIZATION!
Tsukuyo: I don’ remember any of that, but if yer gonna make that much of a fuss ‘bout it, then I guess I could get going…don’t matter none to me.
Shinpachi: SHE’S NOT REACTING AT ALL!! TSUKUYO-SAN, THERE’S NO NEED TO FORCE YOURSELF TO GO ALONG WITH THEIR FARCE!!
Sacchan: IT PISSES ME OFF THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PLAY IT OFF TO THIS EXTENT DAMMIT! DO YOU WANT ME TO USE ZARAKI ON YOU?!
JUST BE HONEST ALREADY!! YOU JUST WANT TO BE THE CENTER DON’T YOU?!
Tsukuyo: I’m telling you, I don’t want to be center, base or play baseball! We need 9 members….
Sacchan: QUIT PLAYING DUMB!!
(Sfx- Zazazaaah *sssffft*)
Shinpachi: STOP ITTTTT!! YOUR UGLY FIGHTING IS ACTUALLY REPELLING FANS!!!
Tae: W—wait!!
Sacchan: We were just kidding! This was just the opening act!! Come back!!
Ah! They’re returning!!
(Sfx- Zathhh *Sfft*)

016
Announcer: Umm...excuse me…
But I just need to take a dump…
(Sfx- Bataaan *thunk*)
(Sfx- Gohhh *Thuuump*)
(Sfx- Dogashaaan *craaaaaaaaash*)
Announcer: Aaaah!! It’s completely come ouuuuut!!
Shinpachi: Um...which condition are you reporting on there?
Announcer: My bathroom usage and HDZ48 are big drips!!
They’ve all completely left their border in a massive movement!
The fans and my bathroom usage are no more!!
Gintoki: There seems to be a lot of your bathroom situation in there that we don’t need to hear about.

017
Announcer: Meanwhile GKB48….
Whoa!!
They’ve made a four panel comeback!!
Would it even be wise to ask what happened behind those charming curtains?!
(Sx- Afuuuhhh)
Announcer: The fans are losing their backbone one after another!!
Gintoki: Ugh…
We still gotta do something about that mysterious handshake of theirs…
Bichie: Heheh….Looks like we win….
HDZ48….
Shinpachi: It’s not over yet.
HDZ48 isn’t out of the game yet…
(Sfx- Basaaaah *sfffts*)
Shinpachi: Terakado Tsuu…
Isn’t over with yet.
As long as…
I, Shimura Shinpachi the commander of the Terakado Tsuu Imperial squad is here.
I will stop the GKB myself.
So Kagura-chan…
And Otsuu-chan…
Just leave everything else to me.
(Side text- A true warrior stands!!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 448………….END.

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