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Gintama 450

People under fifty who dream of the lottery is like a rising tide.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Jun 20, 2013 05:13 | Go to Gintama

-> RTS Page for Gintama 450


The wanton disparities between the center color page and the actual contents of the chapter are amusing indeed.

Hi wa mata noboru only.


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SORACHI HIDEAKI

002
Stuff you can’t buy for cheap. Moving on…

003
(Side text- Humans are dreaming creatures…)
Lesson 450: People under fifty who dream of the lottery is like a rising tide.
Hijikata: Granny, the usual.
Old lady: Ah, Toshi-san.
(Sign- Buy lottery tickets.)
Old lady: You aren’t interested in lottery tickets?
Hijikata: I have I ever come here to buy anything other than cigarettes?
Old lady: No, no. That’s not it.
It seems a customer bought one and dropped it…
And I’ve been keeping it here…would you like it?
Hijikata: Sorry, but my dreams aren’t so flippant that a single sheet of paper would be enough to contain them.

004
Old lady: As usual you’re a stiff man who doesn’t know how to loosen up.
That’s why the amount of cigarettes you tend to buy seems to go up each year.
People who smoke need to have other outlets once in a while if they wanna keep on breathing.
Lottery tickets are something that anyone can hope for wholeheartedly, even if deep down they know they won’t win.
In the end moreso than the results, they enjoy the idea of embracing their dreams and wildest delusions.
Glaring at your checkbook all of the time and furrowing your brow isn’t a way to live.
Even if it’s just for a bit, this one sheet of paper can change the outlook that you have on the whole world.
Hijikata: Incessant nag…I’m an officer of the law anyway. I can’t take a hand out otoshidama from an old lady.
But taking care of things that people have dropped is the job of the police isn’t it?
(TN- Otoshidama literally means something that is dropped. So it’s a pun I think.)

005
{This is pointless.}
{My dreams ain’t so cheap that buying a single piece of paper like this will make them come true.}
{And I sure as hell don’t have the time to fantasize about shit related to winning something with this paper.}
Okita: Kondo-san, what are you zealously reading over there?
Kondo: They’re announcing the winners of the lottery.
I bought ten tickets on a whim, but I’m pretty sure I won’t win.
Okita: That sucks~ You were so close to winning three hundred million.
{A samurai’s dream is..}
{Having a sense of self that won’t be cut down by the blade of any others.}
{Besides, even if I have a lottery ticket it doesn’t mean at all that I’m actually going to get any money. A dream’s a dream.}

006
{A samurai doesn’t need something so usless.}
{Sfx- Piriihh *riiip*)
Okita: V-5739628.
Doesn’t look like you won anything.
Kondo: Yeah it really does suck. If I had the ‘V’ I would have won three hundred million~
Okita: No, it looks like everything you had was wrong except the ‘V’.
(Ticket 22nd group V-5739628.)
Okita: That’s V-5739628.
If you’re really sad about it,
You could talk to Hijikata about his sucky ‘V’ letter forlocks.
Right? Hijikata-sa..

007
Hijikata: Say what?
I don’t have V shaped bangs or anything…
And it’s not like there’s anything worth regretting.
I mean I have absolutely no interest in lottery tickets.
Okita: Hijikata-san?
Hijikata: Mugamogh (Ah I’m out of cigarettes.)
Mogo mugah (I’ll go out and buy some.)
(Sfx- Doooon *bloooosh*)
Kondo: Hey Toshi?!
(Sfx- Jba jiba jiba *bloosh bloosh bloosh*)
Kondo: Hey Toshiiiiiiiiiii?!

008
{I---}
{I actually won…}
{I won…}
{Three hundred million….!!}
(Sfx- Kata kata kata *shiver shiver shiver*)
(Sfx- Bicha bicha *drip drip*)
{Th—This has got to be some sorta joke.}
{I just happened to pick up this lottery ticket, and now I’ve just happened to win?!}
{It’s totally like two twins just happening to be born and both of them just happening to be okama!}
{The rate’s lower than properly guessing astronomy!!}
{I..I gotta calm down! A—anyway I’ve gotta make money off of this or Piko might just happen to…}
{Nonononononono This is about a lottery ticket! I’ve gotta chill out!}
{Wh—what does it matter?}
{I mean sure I was asked to hold on to this because someone dropped it right?}

009
{Though this is the part that’s going to be dangerous…}
{If anyone at any time finds out that I have a chance at three hundred million, then they’ll definitely try to snatch this lotto ticket from me.}
{For now I’ve got to…}
{Turn these into Mayonase profits to keep them safe.}
{That’s right, if I can substitute a palace and a pool with mayo then it would be easy to take care of this cash.}
{It’s much safer to look after this sorta thing than cash. I’ll amass a mayo fortune with mayo property and with the rising costs and values be able to make a hefty return.}
{Cool. That’s what I’ll do.}
{Let me get to the bank then.}
(Sfx- Uheheh *Heheheh*)
(Sfx- Hyahaha)

010
Guys: That guy…
Has a three hundred million winning lottery ticket~
(Sfx- Vooon vooon *vrrrrm vrrrm*)
{T-they are…}
Old lady: Even if it’s just for a bit,
this one sheet of paper can change the outlook that you have on the whole world.
{The world…}
{Has changed…}
{E--}
{Everyone…}
{Has a thuggish swagger to me.}
{Awwright!! He has a winning ticket!!}
{That’s what it’s like..!!}
(Sfx- Gachaaa *Clack*)
{Th—this is what the old lady was trying to tell me?!}

011
{Just a single sheet of paper…barely big enough to be in my pocket…}
{Has brought me into a world where it looks like every thug is out for my head!!}
{The lottery…}
{I’ve gotten my hands on one hell of a scary sheet of paper!!}
{I’ve got to calm down…!!}
{There’s no way that anyone here knows that I’ve got a winning lotto ticket for three hundred thousand!}
{It’s a hallucination!! An illusion!!}
{Get lost you mohicans!! }
{You guys are already dead…!!}
(TN- This is a reference to Hokutou no Ken. The main character Kenshirou would often say this to his enemies. The mohicans here also look scarily similar to the mooks in that series.)
(Sfx- Kakiiiiin *claaaaang*)
???: Hey bro, what’s the deal all of a sudden?
Gintoki: Ain’t that sorta dangerous?
What the hell are you doing?

012
{O—oh shit.}
(Sfx- Zusatsuh *shfft*)
Hijikata: No, there were mohicans…!!
Gintoki: Mohicans?
Hijikata: No, that’s not what I said! There were…uh, patriot mohicans hanging out here trying to mesh with the people!!
{More than some mohicans, the one guy I really didn’t want to meet is friggin’ standing right in front of me!}
{I actually ran into Raou!!}
(TN- Hokuto no ken villain.)
Gintoki: Yeah. Well uh, I can’t say I really understand what you’re doing, but this is a fine scandal for a policeman to get involved in isn’t it?
(Handwritten- Cutting down civilians in the middle of the day and all..?)
Gintoki: Now if you wanna talk reparations, then 3 hundred million might be a good start…
Hjikata: I DON’T FRIGGIN’ HAVE THREE HUNDRED MILLION!!
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK FOR THAT SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF MONEY?! I’M TELLING YOU I DON’T HAVE THREE HUNDRED MILLION! I SWEAR UPON EVERY MAJOR DEITY THAT I DON’T HAVE AND NEVER WILL HAVE THREE HUNDRED MILLION!!
Gintoki: Uh…okay? I mean I was just kidding…there’s no need to piss yourse---
Hijikata: THIS IS NO FUCKING LAUGHING MATTER!! THERE ARE THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT AND SHIT THAT’S GOING TOO FAR! APOLOGIZE TO ME AND THREE HUNDRED MILLION!!
Gintoki: Uh…um…what? I should apologize? Did I do something wrong?
(Sfx- Zeh hyuu zeh hyuuh *huuf puff puff*)
{Where the hell did this idiot get that figure from anyway?}
{Wait…}
{Does he know?!}

013
{No way! There’s no way that he knows about that place!!}
{Even if he were to walk around the neighborhood, the only thing there is an old lady who sells cigarettes!!}
Gintoki: You sure are touchy about Three hundred million aren’tcha?
Did you buy a lotto ticket?
To be honest I was thinking that kind of money would make all my dreams come true, so I went treasure hunting.
You know about that tobacco place on in the third district? I heard the 3 hundred million had popped up there, so I bought some tickets.
I think I bought ten of ‘em maybe? But I dropped the last one somewhere.
I dunno where it is so I was thinking of asking the old lady.
But then again maybe I should just throw in the towel on that last ticket. I probably won’t find it.
{T-Th-th-thi-thi-this…}
{THIS IDIOT WOOOOOOON!!!}
{THE THREE HUNDRED MILLION TICKET IS HISSSSSSS!!!!}

014
{It’s official. This guy HAS to know that I have the winning ticket.}
{He’s playing dumb because he hopes I’ll take the hint and give him back his ticket!!}
{Whyyyy?! Why the hell would a punk-ass samurai like him win 3 hundred million?!}
{If I were inclined to give him the 3 hundred million, he’d probably use it to wipe his ass and flush it away!!}
{Wait!! He’s got something in his left hand…}
Gintoki: Did you guys pick up anything at your HQ or whatever?
{IS that some sorta weapon or skill?}
(Sfx- Goshohh *shfft*)
Gintoki: I wanna make a report for a lost item.
If you guys find it let me know.
(Sfx- girari *gleeem*)
Gintoki: If you’re still alive in this world.
{Bring it oooon!! If that’s how you want it, I’m ready for you!!}

015
Dude: I just opened a new Miso place today!
If you have a chance, please come and check it out!!
{O—oh craaaaaap!!}
(Sfx- Hygaaaaahh *swwfffft*)
{He already called for back up!!}
Dude: GYaaaaaaah!!
{No…}
(Handwritten- Hyahahah!! It’s a Miso shooooop!!!}
{That’s not right.}
Hijikata: What are you doing standing there looking like an idiot?! BEHIND YOU!!
(Sfx- Dooohhh *thuuud*)
Gintoki: NGAHH!
Hijikata: Hurry up and get the hell out of here!
They’re going to start coming after you now too!!
Gintoki: What?! What the hell are you saying?!

016
Hijikata: I didn’t think they’d start sending assassins after you!!
Gintoki: Assasins?! Where?
Hijikata: Someone must have overheard you talking to the old lady!!
Gintoki: I’m asking you, what the hell are you talking about?!
Hijikata: Can’t you see dammit?! We…no the lotto tickets are…
The target of these Mohicans and their organization!!
Gintoki: THE HELL KIND OF ORGANIZATION IS THAT?!
Hijikata: The Mohicans have temporarily distributed their guys around the city!
There’s no mistaking that the guys who are after us are Mohican pros!! Moreover their organization has to be friggin’ huge!!
Gintoki: I don’t see a single Mohican or whatever here!!
Moreover what the hell is a Mohican organization?!
Hijikata: Hoshit!! The Mohicans are attacking with sulfuric acid!!!
(Sfx- Dokakaka *Thuudk*)
Gintoki: GYAAAH!!!

017
(Sfx- Kiii *vrrrrmm*)
Hijikata: Hoshit! Now the mohicans are using their cars in a suicide attack raid!!
(Sfx- Zugookaaah *dhoooom*)
Gintoki: GYAAAAAH!!
Hijikata: Hoshit!! The Mohicans are starting a band!!!
Listen guys…that look is so last century. Better that you give it up before you embarrass yourselves.
Gintoki: WHAT THE HELL ABOUT THAT WARRENTS A ‘HOSHIT?!’
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S DANGEROUS HERE DAMMIT!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Hijikata: Are you seriously telling me that you don’t see the Mohican hitmen?!
Gintoki: Like I’ve been asking, what do Mohicans have to do with anything?!
Hijikata: Eh? Are you kidding?
Gintoki: Do I look like I’m kidding?! You’ve been blabbering to yourself since earlier too!!
{No—no way…are you saying this whole thing has just been an illusion caused by me having the 3 hundred million lottery ticket?}
{Then…this guy seriously doesn’t know that I have the winning lottery ticket…}
Hijikata: I see…then I guess I’ve just been having a long and terrible nightmare.
I’ve shown you some pretty horrible things. Please forget you saw me.
I was on my way to the bank to do something important so I guess I’ll see you later…
(Sfx- Gatsuhh *grab*)
Gintoki: Hold on there buddy.

018
Gintoki: This ain’t a dream. It may not be much that you have, but I’m going to need hush money to keep this on the down low.
You were talking about a lottery ticket before right?
And now you’re headed to the bank. Mind telling me why?
Hijikata: I didn’t win though! I didn’t win anything! What basis are you accusing me of winning anything bastard?
Gintoki: I didn’t say ‘win’ once just now. So how much did you get?
Hijikata: UHHHH Like three thousand yen! You can’t even buy a cigarette card with that!
Gintoki: So you’re going to the bank to do business with less than a hundred thousand yen. If you are going to a bank with a lottery ticket, I’d say you’d have to have at least that much.
Hijikata: What the hell are you talking about!? Go home and forget you saw me!!
You’re just having a bad dream! You’re only imagining that I bought a lotto ticket! You’re having a nightmare!!
Gintoki: We’ll see. Whether I’m having a good dream or a bad dream depends on how much the lottery winnings are.
(Sfx- Viiin *Veeen*)
Hijikata: I get it dammit! I’ll buy you a chocolate parfait, and whatever else you want to eat! So please just go…
???: Hands in the air.

019
(Sfx- Gacha gacha gacha *clack clack clack*)
Mohican: I said hands in the air.
Hijikata: Ooooh I’m so scared.
Yeah yeah, I already see through this illusion.
(Sfx- Zun zun *sfft sfft*)
Hijikata: Move yer ass,
You’re in my way, loser Mohican. I’ve got business to tend to.
(Sfx Gachaa *clack*)
Gintoki: HIjikata-kun? Oh Hijikata-kun~?
These guys…
Are real Mohicans.
(Side text- Will he GET Three hundred million yen?)
GINTAMA LESSON 450…………..END.
(Side text- What?! This story is going to continue?! Next issue will have lead color pages right before the movie’s opening!!}



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#1. by phoenixmarco (Registered User)
Posted on Jun 20, 2013
Out of all the Gintama chapters .. I always love those with Shinsengumi .... hahahhaha .. another awesome side-arc ... thanks a lot BDR .. :)
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