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Translations: Gintama 502 by kewl0210 , Bleach 588 (2)
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Gintama 462

Not a damn thing happened in summer 2013.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Sep 18, 2013 04:13 | Go to Gintama

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Not a damn thing will happen unless you get up dammit and make it happen.

Hi wa mata noboru only.


(Side text- Summer 2013’s final episode!)
GINTAMA
???: Welp, summer is over.
Shinpachi: Even if you’re someone who works for a living, the season that marks the end of summer is a particularly sad time.
It’s kinda like…
Those summer memories are fading into the distance…
Gintoki: Yup. Not being able to **** this year either is a little sad.
Shinpachi: Can we not pollute this elegance…please?
Gintoki: Allrighty. What memories pray tell did you treasure this summer?
See? For the general population of young men, summer is all about having expectations of doing something erotic. For you kiddos, not doing anything sexual-ish is equivalent to a summer wasted.
Meanwhile those who are working for a living are knee deep in their own losing battle, and that’s why they’re sad about it.
Shinpachi: What’s with those filthy feelings of yours?!

002
Gintoki: You know what I’ve always wondered? Why is it people get all turned during the summer?
If you don’t get any during winter or spring, then why the hell would you expect summer to be any different? The whole notion of a single event happening one summer that will give a dude the experience needed to become a man is the illusion created by idiots.
Dirtbags who are sterile should expect a summer that passes by without anything happening just like it has for years past. It’s only when they realize this genuine truth that they understand what the true meaning of adulthood is.
Shinpachi: YOU HAVE NO DREAMS OR HOPES AT ALL!! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE WHO READ JUMP!?
DON’T LUMP ME IN WITH YOU!! I’M SURE SOMETHING OUT THERE IS WAITING FOR ME!!
THE WORLD OF ADULTS THAT THE JUMP READERS ARE HEADING TO HAS TO HAVE AN ALLURING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE!!
(Sfx- Bari pori *chew chew*)
Kagura: In the end your summer is garbage.
Shinpachi: I won’t give up!! My summer hasn’t ended yet!!
I’ll bet you more than anything that on the next page a beautiful female client will walk through the doors of the Yorozuya and then summer vacation will go into sudden death mode!!
(Sfx- Pinponnn *ding dooong*)
(Sfx- Dodohh *tptmpt*)
Shinpachi: You bastaaard!! Your actions and your words couldn’t be any different! Where the hell are you running to?!
Gintoki: Shut your pie hole!! Go chase your summer homework you brat!! Meanwhile adult research awaits!!
(Handwritten- Let me go asshead!)
(Sfx- gya gyah *rabble rabble*)
???: Looks like you guys are the type to leave things to pile up too huh?

003
Seita: If we all do tha homework now…
We may just be able to make it after all!!
Kagura: Summer has…
Really come to an end, yes?
(Side text- Now let the summer reminiscence begin!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 462: Not a damn thing happened in summer 2013.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
???: Of course you can’t have summer ending without this.
Seita: I was hopin’ we could all tidy up this homework.
It’s totally a reminder of summers past ain’t it Shin-nii?

004
Shinpachi: It’d be great if summer just hurry up and ended.
Seita: Don’t say that!!
Kagura: Seita, you really did not do any of this. What were you doing?
Gintoki: In the first place, why’d you bring this crap to our place?
Don’t you know that the other name for mothers is ‘High spec high speed homework processing unit’?
Shinpachi: Where’d you get that idea about mothers huh?
Gintoki: You know moms are the ones who offer their impressions on these things once they read them. You shouldn’t go thinking they’re only good for making fried rice…that’s super naieve.
???: You’re the one who’s naiieve!!
Seita: I can’t do that man! If Ma and Sis Tsukuyo find out about this then I can kiss a year’s worth of pocket money goodbye.
Gintoki: The way I see it, you’ve screwed the pooch either way.
Seita: Wait what?! Are you saying you’re gonna take that as payment?!
Gintoki: Think about it. Adults don’t just ‘do’ things for free. Consider this your first step into the magic place that is adulthood.
Shinpachi: You should try going there yourself!!
Seita: F—fine. I get it. I guess payin’ you is better than bein told off by ma.
Shin-nii, you can help me with Japanese and Social studies…and Kagura-chan you can help with math and science.
This is the main problem though Gin-san.
(Book- Picture diary.)
Gintoki: A picture diary?

005
Seita: I know I’m supposed to be writin’ this thing every day but I sorta forgot since the day I started.
(Book: July 26th: Today I saw Laputa on the Friday night road show.)
Seita: I couldn’t tell ya what I did this entire summer! I don’t remember a thing and I dunno what to do.
Gintoki: What are you talking about Kiddo? This is like the easiest thing ever.
Seita: S—seriously?
Gintoki: It’s like this. Even though you can’t remember what you did, generally a kid’s summer vacation is pretty easy to guess.
Using your first day as an example I can assume your entire first week went a little like this.
(Book- July 27th Today I saw a cloud go by.)
(Book- July 28th Today too I saw a cloud go by.)
Shinpachi: YOU’RE DRAGGING THE LAPUTA ANGLE TOO LOOOOONG!!
(TN- Laputa. Castle in the Sky. Miyazaki. Sorachi. Love hate relationship. End.)

006
Gintoki: Of course I am. See if on your first day you saw Laputa then you should chill until you do.
Without a doubt that first week was spent searching for the ‘Dragon’s nest’.
(Book- July 29th As I thought the dragon’s nest isn’t here…)
(Book July 30th I won’t give up…the Laputa is definitely out there.)
Shinpachi: But…I mean sure there might be times one might sit staring at the clouds but…
Kagura: Gin-chan. You will do this seriously, yes? If the person who does the math and the diary have differences in intelligence we will be found out.
(Book- A bus arrives with 20 people riding on it. 7 people leave and 3 board. At the next bus stop 11 people leave and four people get on. How many people are riding on the bus now?)
(A: People are like garbage.)
Shinpachi: It’s pretty obvious that YOU’RE doing the math here!! You’re looking down on those people like the laputa would from high on up!!
Gintoki: Dude, all it has to do is be consistent right?
(Text- Please write the reading of each corresponding kanji.)
(First- Sky (Laputa))
(Second- Daughter (Shita))
(Third- Diligent application (My eyes! Look at what you’ve done to my eyes!!)
(Fourth- Majestic and splendid (MY EYEEES! LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY EYYYYES!!)
Shinpachi: Don’t try to hide your inability to answer difficult questions with your eyes being blinded!! To what extent do you people like the Laputa?!
Seita: If I turn this in they’re gonna know somethin’s up!!
I think it might be better if I can think of a summer like event to write about…
Oh right! On August first I went beetle hunting with Izumi-chan and her brother!!
Gintoki: Oh, well isn’t that just perfect?

007
Gintoki: And then?
Seita: And then what?
Gintoki: It’s not gonna do any good for you to just write exactly what happened. We’ve gotta throw in some feels here and there. That’s what’s important.
Seita: I—I guess so. Well Izumi-chan…
She insisted on catching this one beetle she saw so she climbed pretty far up this one trea.
Gintoki: Ooh. I get it so it was something like this.
(Book August 1st: Izumi-chan is…awesome.)
Seita: YOU CAN’T PUT THAT THEEEEEEERE!!!
JUST WHAT’S AWESOME THERE?! IT’S TOTALLY LIKE I’M TALKING ABOUT HER PANTIES ISN’T IT?!
Moreover why’d the drawin’ get so freakishly awesome?! It’s like Katsura *Kazu-sensei drew it!!
(TN- Probably Katsura Masakazu. He drew a series called Video girl Ai that had this sorta stuff in it. He’s currently drawing Zetman and was the character designer for Tiger and Bunny.)
Gintoki: Eh? What? You’re saying Izumi-chan wasn’t awesome?
Seita: Forget it! Just put that the beetle I caught is awesome!
(Book- August 1st Izumi-chan is awesome…and so is the Beetle I caught…)
Seita: THA BEETLE SURE ENDED UP IN A PRETTY WRONG PLACE!!

008
Gintoki: As such we can pretty much ensure the next week ended up like this.
(August 2nd Today I saw a beetle and one pure white (TN-panty is scratched out.) cloud go by.)
(August 3rd Today I saw a beetle and pure white panties…)
Seita: DON’T DRAG THE PANTIES INTO THIIIIIIS!!!
Gintoki: Obviously. I mean seeing panties in grade school? You’ll probably be on that for a week…or more.
Seita: Can I not like spend a week on this sorta thing? We gotta be more delicate!
(Book- August 4th Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties.)
Gintoki: If you don’t remember what you did then we can only take leave what was before and progress with the diary the best way we can.
Seita: Duuuude! We can’t go forward like this!! I really wanna retreat but I can’t see nothin’ but panties!!
Kagura: Do not worry Seita. I have understood the science problems. With it you may become more adult.
(Text- Next please write what bug appears here.)
Seita: WHY ARE BEETLES GROWING HEEERE?! WHAT KIND OF ADULT AM I GOING TO BEE?!
Shinpachi: Just seeing some panties doesn’t make you an adult Seita-kun. If I have to speak for us I think you’ve got a ways to go.
(Book- Next, please write the name of this carving. It is Milo’s ______)
(Bottom of picture- MY EYES! MY EEEEEYES!!)
Seita: The eyes again?! And what the hell is up with you guys introducing more and more pervy stuff here?! I’m not tryin’ to be an adult yet dammit!!

009
Gintoki: If you can’t remember anything then let’s just end this summer vacation with panties.
Seita: Wait, wait! I remember August 4th! Let’s go back to that day!!
Yeah I’m sure that day….
Yeah! I went to a fireworks festival with ma and Sis Tsukuyo!
Ma and Sis Tsukuyo have always lived underground so I thought it’d be sweet for them to see fireworks in the sky.
But then a typhoon hit and the fireworks festival was cancelled.
I was real down ‘bout that…
But Sis Tsukuyo bought some flash fireworks.
And the three of us ended up under a bridge for roofing and had our own fireworks festival.
It was real fun.
Shinpachi: That’s a nice story Seita-kun.
Seita: Yeah! If I use that this’ll be easy peasy!

010
Gintoki: That’s a bit long though. The important parts are how you looked up at the sky and there was a storm right?
So lets simplify this thing a little bit.
(Book- This storm is…’The dragon’s nest’! The Laputa is near!!)
Seita: I’M STILL LOOKING FOR THE LAPUTA?!
We’re talkin’ about a fireworks festival and yet the Laputa still gets dragged into this?!
Forget about tha stupid Laputa already! Side’s this ain’t even the place for it to pick me up!!
(Book- August 4th This storm…The panties are *****)
Seita: I DON’T NEED DIRTY PANTIES!!!
The important thing here is that we had our very own fireworks festival!!
(Book- August 4th: The fireworks festival got cancelled and so Sis Tsukuyo, Ma and I lit our own fireworks. It was fun.)
Shinpachi: Now it sorta feels like we oversimplified what was a really good story.
I’d think everyone would want to see Seita-kun’s fireworks in the background or else it just isn’t enough.
Although ultimately they both didn’t see the fireworks, it was the ones lit in the three of their hearts that makes the story great.
Kagura: So then we need to make clear what is most important without over emphasis, yes?

011
Kagura: Since the memories before it were good for nothing we should separate them into days, yes?
(Book: August 4th- The fireworks festival was cancelled due to a storm which makes me sad.)
Kagura: That will bring August 4th to an end.
And now August 5th.
(Book- August 5th: I’m stil feeling sorta down. I really want to go see fireworks with both of them.)
Shinpachi: Okay. I get it. So we’ll just partition this whole memory up into days. Sort of like diluting something with water.
(Book- August 6th Why is it that I can’t see the fireworks with both of them? The explanation is sort of long so I’ll continue it tomorrow.)
Shinpachi: Um…this is beginning to drag a bit so maybe you want to start wrapping it up soon Kagura-chan?
(Book August 7th- I sort of spilled ink on the page so I’ll have to continue tomorrow.)
Shinpachi: Um…Kagura-chan this is getting to a point that it’s less dilution and mostly water at this point. How about ending it…?
(Book August 8th- It’s not really an interesting story…are you sure you want to hear it?)
Shinpachi: THAT’S ENOUGH ALREADY!! WHO ARE YOU TELLING THIS STORY TOO?!
(Book- What should I do…//People who want to hear…//August 9th People who do not want to hear..)
Shinpachi: WHY HAVE WE COME TO THE CROSSROADS?! WHAT KIND OF DIARY IS THIS?!
(Book- August 9th. You’re the kind of person who likes to sneak around and get into the affairs of other people. You should consider becoming a detective. Be sure to read the air around people and you may find yourself with more friends. –Lucky Item// Diary.)
Shinpachi: WHY IS IT A HOROSCOPE NOW?! THE DIARY IS A LUCKY ITEM?! BUT YOU’RE WRITING THIS IN A DIARY!!

012
Shinpachi: So then what happens to the people who have no interest in hearing August 10th’s entry…
(Book- August 8th If you have no interest in the affairs of others then you should go on an adventure young brave one. You must search for the illusionary palace in heaven and the illusionary panties of heaven. But you can only choose one. // Towards August 11th for the palace in heaven// Towards August 12th for panties.)
Shinpachi: IT BECOMES A GAME BOOOK?!
Seita: AND THE PANTIES AND LAPUTA HAVE BEEN DRAGGED BAAAAAAACK!!
(Book- August 11th. And so begin to travel to an adventure that will make your heart dance. However which path will you take? East or west?// Going East will take you to One piece’s page// Going west will take you to Naruto’s page.)
Shinpachi: STOP FORCEFULLY INVOLVING OTHER MANGAAAA!!
What the hell is this?! It’s completely stopped being a diary!! What happened to the fireworks festival?!
Kagura: You will have to read One piece and Naruto to see the conclusion.
Shinpachi: I’m not going to do that!! Who’s ever had a summer vacation that amazing?!
Seita: Whatever. I don’t even care about the Fireworks festival.
This story doesn’t end here anyway.
???: What…it’s still going?

013
Seita: August 12th five days later there was a Bondori festival.
There were fireworks there…
And this time I thought Ma and sis Tsukuyo would be able to see them.
But when I told them I wanted to invite Izumi-chan and the others to bonodori together with us…
Ma and sis said that I should go with my new friends from school.
I wanted to go with everyone, but maybe they got the wrong idea and figured they’d get in the way of of a date or something.
I didn’t really know what to do so I decided to go to a certain person for advice…
(Book- August 13th Bring half a year of your spending money and then we’ll talk. After he said that I went back home.)
???: Who’s that shaggy monster..
Who would ask for half a year’s worth of a child’s pocket money?

014
(Book- August 14th: Did you bring the spending money? Good. You came at a good time. One these balls drop I’ll be able to return it. That day I decided to go back home.)
Kagura: This one is the worst, yes? He is at a pachinko parlor.
Shinpachi: He’d even use a child’s money to gamble.
(Book August 15th- You’re really annoying. Listen if they don’t want to go to the bondori festival with you then just go ahead and take your date. Don’t worry about your cash I’ll take good care of it here at the horse track.)
Kagura: Now he is gambling at a racetrack. How useless can a person be?
Shinpachi: Geez Seita-kun do you really know a person that terrible?
(Book- August 16th Fine I get it…tomorrow. By the way, do you know anything about Russian Roulettle?)
Kagura: He is doing gambling with Russian roulette now?! How far has this person fallen?
Shinpachi: Seita-kun, are you sure this guy is okay?

015
(Book- August 17th-24th: Today we just looked at the clouds.)
???: THAT WAS WHAT YOU DID FOR AN ENTIRE WEEEEEEEEEK?!
Seita: Seems like all I did was chase after the Laputa during bonodori huh…
And I went and wasted my entire summer vacation doin’ nothing. It was a pretty sad break.
A crappy Summer not worth nothin’…
Shinpachi: That’s not true Seita-kun.
After all Summer vacation isn’t quite over yet, right?
And your diary still…
Has a page left over for you to write what you did today.

016
Seita: B—but…
All imma have to write for today is how I did my homework…
(Book- August 25th…I wonder what I should do for the last day of summer vacation?)
(Book-Finish my homework.)
(Book August 26th- Go with everyone to the fireworks festival…// next page.)
Kagura: Seita. Which is it you want to do?
Seita: K—Kagura-chan?
B—but where are we gonna find fireworks now?
Kagura: Do not worry. You just bring mommy and Tsukky, yes?
Shinpachi: As for the fireworks…there’s no need to worry.
Kagura: We have some. Right here.

017
Kagura: That is so. Right? Shaggy.
(Sfx- Gagoooon *clunk*)
Shinpachi: You want to go to the palace in the heavens right?
Gintoki: Eh? Wait..uh…hold on.
Are you saying I’ve been found out?
(Sfx- Dooooon *booom*)
Shinpachi: Bombs away!!
{August 25th. Today I launched fireworks with everyone.}
{They were filthy fireworks…}
{But I had a great time.}
(Side text- The best present~)
GINTAMA LESSON 462……….END.


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