Gintama 512

Oh shit. You know shit's serious when Sorachi has to use charts and shit to explain what's going on. You know charts are synonymous with that dreaded specter of fear...MATH.



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(Top text- Fated Clash.)
(Side text- The Shogun assassination arc’s climax center color!!)
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
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(Stuff about that book that has secrets of the Gintama universe. Of course reading Japanese is a must. I’m buying it…maybe I’ll walk with you and describe what’s in it…hmm.)

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(Sfx- Dodooooon *booooom*)
(Side text- A Yato invasion..!! Meanwhile the Kihetai are opposed by the Oniwaban group!!)
Lesson 512: Request.
(Sfx- Kuaaaaah *roaaaaar*)
(Sfx-Zazazazaaaah *ssssshfft*)
Kaoru: This is a good time….
Scatter everyone!!
Matako: You bitch!! Hold up!!
After theeeem!!
(Sfx- Kuaaaah *Roaaaaar*)
Matako: Don’t let even a single one of those Shinobi get away!!

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Henpeta: Matako-san! You musn’t pursue them too far!!
The Oniwaban’s objective…
Is to scatter our troops!!
The enemy’s main force is currently engaged in battle with the seventh squadron.
(From right to left- Seventh squadron//Kihetai//Oniwaban Group.)
Henpeta: They’re going for a pincer attack where they join up with their main forces.
Takasugi: Bansai is already headed there.
In any case those guys…the Yato will have completely annihilated the Iga.
Let them do whatever they want.
At this point no matter what path they take it’s the end of them---the Iga and the current government.
Henpeta: Ta—Takasugi-san.
(Sfx- Zatsh *shfft*)
Henpeta: Where are you going…?

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Takasugi: Before everything can come to an end…
There’s a guy who I have to end first.
Whether it’s the Shogun’s head…
Or overturning the Government…
There’s no way I can take the neck of the world.
As long as that sword continues to swing down…
The world won’t end.

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(Sfx- Dodoohhh *Thooooom*)
(Sfx- Doouuu *thoooom*)
(Sfx- gakiiiiin *claaaang*)

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Shinpachi: NGHRRRRGH!!!
(Sfx- Gri giri *grind grind*)
(Sfx- Hyagaaaaah *fwoooosh*)
(Sfx- Dooooh *thok*)
(Sfx- Hyaaan *wifff*)
(Sfx- Hyaaaan *wffft*)

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(Sfx- Gakiiiin *claaaang*)
(Sfx- Do Do *thok thok*)
(Sfx- Gaooooon *thooooom*)

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(Sfx- Dodoooo *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Gaooooon *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Gagaashhh *thhood*)
Kondo: Geez…
The Shogun’s envoy is getting protected by the shogun himself.
(Sfx- Zazzaaah *ssssft*)
Gintoki: You can see what we’re up against though.
Every single one of us..
Is gonna need to summon every damn thing we’ve got from the nether reagons in our undies to everywhere else if we wanna get out of this alive.

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Shigeshige(?): There is no need for anxiety.
We will take each other’s backs…
And protect them mutually…..
That is what a ‘Buddy’ is right?
Hijikata: Heh…
Who the hell taught the Shogun such dirtyass words?
Kagura: It is good that he has made a dick friend, yes?
Shigeshige: Oh…so one can say it that way too?
HIjikata: Please don’t teach him anymore than that.
Gintoki: Hold on there. How are we sure he’s not a body double or something…?
Kondo: Naw…

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Kondo: That’s the Shogun…
No mistaking it…that’s our shogun.
(Sfx- Zatssh *Shfft*)
Abuto: Man oh man.
To be able to give us this much trouble in hand to hand combat…
I mean damn. We’ve been to all kind of planets and fired off our guns but I gotta say this is the first time I’ve been on a planet like this.
C’mon guys, we might look like this but we’re still a rare species on the brink of extinction.
Can’t you give us a little bit more hospitality than this?
Welp, I guess it’s no biggie since you guys are gonna go extinct first….
Samurai.

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Kagura: You are….
Abuto: It’s been a minute missy.
I was in deep shit after everything that happened back then. The boss really gave me a good raking over the coals.
Now that we’re meeting again I can’t go easing up on even those of the same clan.
Well I guess this is how it goes since you guys are the ones our brethren are hunting down.
So even if you’re the boss’s baby sister, or his prey there’s really nothing you can say here that will result in you leaving here alive.
Shinpachi: Don’t screw around!!
You’re the one who forcefully came into our country!!
Abuto: Really now? Seems ta’ me that this place was a festering pile before we stepped foot in it…
In fact it seems so bad off here that even if we didn’t do a damn thing it’d eventually just rot away completely.
In any case it seems that he, the one who’s going to deliver the final blow…
Is one of you guys…the Samurai.
We’re just his hired help who are repaying a favor.
Gintoki: Where is he…
Tell me…
Where the hell is Takasugi?

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Abuto: Let’s just say he’s not going to the same hell you guys are.
But if you really must know you can just follow the path we made.
Shinobi and Samurai…
Why not become good buddies, and enjoy annihilation together?
Gintoki: Sorry but…
That guy isn’t here to work as a guide...not for us.
If he’s guiding anyone then at best it’s…

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Momochi: Would you like some cocoa to drink?
Or perhaps some blood red black tea?
(Sfx- Kahhh *sheeeeen*)
(Sfx- DOoogooohh *boooom*)
Yato: Vice---

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(Sfx- Dodododdohh *fwooooom*)
(Sfx- Gyurararara *sppinnnn*)
(Sfx- Zugagagagah *ddssssh*)
???: Stand…
Samurai.
(Sfx- Oooooorhhh)

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Momochi: The Shinobi…and this country…
Have not yet died.
Shinpachi: Momochi-san!
Momochi(?): Ruuuuun!!
(Sfx- Dassh)
Shinpachi: You’re still alive Momochi-san!!
(Handwritten- Moreover what’s with that underhanded blade?! Just what are you?!)
Momochi: It is as I said. The Shinobi have not died.
Yato: GET THEEEEM!!
Don’t let them escape!!
(Sfx- Zuhhhh *Sshfft*)

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Momochi: The Shinobi you annihilated…
Were puppets under the control of I, Momochi Rappa.
They were nothing but corpse dolls…
They were Fujibayashi’s followers who were killed back then.
(Sfx- Dododohh *Thooom*)
Yato: Wha…
(Sfx- Zbooooh *blooop*)
Momochi: The true shinobi war…
Will begin from here.

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Abuto: I see…
(Sfx- Bishiii *zzzt*)
Abuto: Real ninja arts are like witchcraft…
Considering that my new prosthetic was blown apart, I guess it’s too late to applaud you…
Not that I’m in a position to applaud anything anyway.
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaar*)
Abuto: Does everyone have a grudge against my left hand or somethiinnnnnng!?!
Momochi(?): However they won’t be able to stand up to those yato for long.
So listen well.
In the west there is a wall of rock near a statue of Marishiten there is a secret path hidden by the villagers.

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Momochi: You will take that path and escort the Shogun out of Iga.
(Sfx- Hyaaannn *fwooof*)
(Sfx- Dodododoon *Thoooom*)
Shinpachi: Mo..
Momochi-san?!
Momochi: I will keep them---the yato from getting past here.
Even if Iga is to fall here…
You mustn’t allow this country to sink to the depths.
Shogun-sama…forgive me for being unable to carry out my mission until the very eend.
Shigeshige: Momochi…!!
???: If we left things to you Shinobi it’d just make us nervous.

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Kondo: This will be a united front between Shinobi and Samurai.
Hijikata: So us Samurai will lend you guys a hand.
Shinpachi: Kondo-san! HIjikata-san!!
HIjikata: That’s how it goes. So get going.
Kondo: After all you won’t get a police escort after this, right?
Kagura: Wait you….!!
Kondo: Yorozuya…
We’ve known you guys for a longass time…
However this is the first time in…well, ever we’ve entrusted you with a job.
Never would have thought that a day like this would have come..
But there’s no one other than you left that we can trust this to.
No one but you guys that can pull this off…that we can ask to do this..
There’s….
No one other than you guys.

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Kondo: Consider this our…the Shinsengumi’s first and last request.
Yorozouya…
We entrust you with the Shogun.
(Side text- The Yorozuya’s greatest and most important mission!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 512…………END.