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Gintama 246

There’s loads of dirt under the willow tree.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Feb 2, 2009 04:44 | Go to Gintama

-> RTS Page for Gintama 246



I...I have no words. Sorachi really is trying to live MLK's dream. What other mangaka can say that?

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(Top text- Everyone! Lend us your strength!! The second character book explodes on the scene with a celebratory color page!!)

(The newest Jump Comics volume 27 will be released on Wednesday February fourth!)

GINTAMA

(Side orange text- Straighten your back and look upwards.)

(Side orange text- It’s not that complicated a matter at all.)

(Bottom text- Lesson 246: There’s loads of dirt under the willow tree.)

SORACHI HIDEAKI

002

(Top Rainbow text- The official Gintama character book 2 has finally been compiled!)

(Side red text- Somehow we got through five years of serialization!)

(Side blue text- …Yeah, somehow.)

(Side blue text- And so we’re putting out a second ‘Character book!’)

(Rainbow and white text- The title is…..GINTAMA FIVE YEARS ALIVE!)

(In circle- Temporary title.)

(Red text- It’s release date will be sometime in May!)

(Below red text- Just as the fans asked we’re giving out a 2nd Character book! This work will exceed the first book ‘Gin-channel’ Which left a ‘Geez there should be more- type feeling!’ With it’s inclusion of great comedy scenes, super character secrets and more, this book is a must have!!)

(Brown text- We’ll be reaching out for a surprising big 5 project!)

(Red text- Also look forward to new information on new characters!!)

(Bottom black text- Celebrating 5 years of overlapping stories, this book has a project that will surprise! This time Sorachi-sensei will boggle with simply the best!!)

(Brown text- We’ll need all of your strength!)

(Red text- We’ll be gathering all of the reader’s signatures for the beginning of a huge postcard project!!)

(Bottom black text- A brand new corner for the readers will be revealed! A huge postcard project of the soul will be sent out!!)

Shinpachi: Please check page 238!

(Orange arrow: For information on the project for the readers head to….)

003

News castor: Currently Edo is under an influenza epidemic….

The cause for this is thought to be the Oonishi star flying over head and spreading the virus through the air.

(TN- Oonishi being Sorachi’s old editor. It’s amazing how spiteful he is….)

(Sfx- Geho goho geho *cough cough cough*)

004

Shinpachi: The snow’s just started falling outside….

Sister are you okay? If you’re cold just let me know.

(Sfx- Geho goho *cough cough*)

Shinpachi: I’ve made some rice.

You should try to eat some right away.

Tae: Cough cough….T—Thank You Shin-chan….Cough cough.

I’m fine….You should go off to work.

Shinpachi: That won’t be a problem. When I called there earlier, I was told ‘Don’t come here, you might bring whatever sickness she has with you.’

Tae: You never know, they might need your help.

Shinpachi: I doubt it. There’s no need, I’m just going to take a sick day today.

You’d might as well take a break from ‘smile’ today as well.

What you should focus on today is getting better.

Tae: But I don’t want to become a bother to you Shin-chan…

Shinpachi: Its fine! Really! I’ll take good care of you today sister!

Tae: You seem awfully happy…..

Shinpachi: Egh?! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to come off that way!!

005

Shinpachi: I’m sorry sister, I didn’t mean to seem insensitive…

It’s just that…well…

It’s been a while since we’ve been able to spend any time together….

S—Sorry…

Tae: Shin-chan….what will I do with you…

If that’s the case, I’ll let you do as you please.

Will you take good care of me?

Shinpachi: Y—Yes!!

You can rely on me! Just say the word!!

Ah! Well let me go get some water for you!!

Tae: Don’t run, it’s slippery.

Shinpachi: I’ll be back in a jiffy sister!!

(Sfx- Fu~n Fu~n *Huff puff*)

(Sfx- Pinpon *Ding dong*)

Shinpachi: Yes!!

006

(Sfx- Geho goho geho goho *Cough cough cough*)

???: We…

Caught a cold.

(Sfx- Geho goho goho geho *Cough cough cough*)

007

Kagura: Urgh… I hurt. My head is throbbing.

I will eat rice. Rice will restore me.

Gintoki: Nah, Rice isn’t good enough. Through a couple of eggs on there, and I’ll recover in a snap.

COUGH COUGH.

Shinpachi: May I ask why the heck you came here?

I’m sure that you would have been better off sleeping at home, so why bother?

Gintoki: Think about it, if the two of us are sick who’s gonna take care of us?

(Sfx- Geho goho *Cough cough.*)

Gintoki: So with the last of my strength, I decided to reunite us by coming here. That way if we take a turn for the worse, we’ll be with you Pattsan.

Shinpachi: But this isn’t a hospital though…

Kagura: My body hurts. I feel like I will die.

If I eat ice cream I will feel much better. I know this.

(Sfx- Keho keho *cough cough.*)

Shinpachi: All you’ve talked about since you got here is food.

Tae: Shin-chan, I’ll help you out then. We’ll make rice for everyone.

Shinpachi: No no! Sister you get some rest! You’re sick too you know!!

Tae: But how can I sleep at a time like this?

Gintoki: You idiottt! Don’t move around at a time like this!! You might die!! You’re the most important person (to us) you know!!
(Sfx- Gabamashu *Siffft*)

Kagura: That is right! Boss lady must continue living! I do not wish for anything else!!

Tae: I had no idea you two think so highly of me….

Shinpachi: FINE THEN!

I get it already! I’ll take care of the three of you!! Geez!!

008

Kondo: M—

My bad….

Can you make room for four?

(Sfx- Geho goho *Cough cough.*)

Sacchan: I’m sorry….

Do you have room for one more person please?

(Sfx- Keho keho coho *Cough cough*)

009

(Sfx- Geho goho gaha *Cough cough haaack*)

???: Wow, you guys got infected too?

Kondo: Otae-san, Whether you’re sick or I’m sick, I Kondo Isao, will take good care of you.

Sacchan: But I’ve already been infected by Gin-san’s virus! But this virus Is an amazing thing, since breaks me down, but brings me closer to Gin-san. It’s Ginfluenza!!

Kondo: What are you talking about?! This virus is all about Otae-san! I’ve been infected with Taefluenza!

Sacchan: Burn me up!! Ginfluenza!!

Kondo: Scream out! Taefluenza!!

(All sfx- Geho koho geho*Cough cough hack hack cough cough*)
Kondo and Sacchan: GYAHHHHH!!!

IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!

(Sfx- Gashaaaaaaa *Goooooosh!*)

Shinpachi: WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU GUYS?! YOU’RE JUST STALKERS!!!!

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE HERE NOW WITH THE SAME SICKNESS PROVES IT!!!

010

Kondo: Calm down Shinpachi-kun! People get better when they’re sick together! This is a theorem from times past! I’m sure Otae-san is getting better just with me here….

Shinpachi: How are you curing her?! By even being here you’re polluting the air around her!!!

Moreover why did you jerks gather here?!

Aren’t you smart enough to know that if you want to get better, you don’t hang out with sick people?!

Tae: It’s fine Shin-chan.

Shinpachi: Sister!!

(Sfx- Geho *Cough.*)

Tae: When one is sick, it seems like the whole world’s misfortune is heaped upon your soul.

However when several people with the same sickness come and stay with you, your soul is relieved just a little bit.

Shinpachi: These guys are sick, but it’s not the flu though!!

Tae: We always stress each other out, but today we’re all people with the same sickness.

So we should all try our best together to get better.

Kondo: O..Otae-san.

I’ll gladly work to get better if it’s with you Otae-saaannn!!
Everyone should do their best to get better, so that we could run about on the fields just like back then!!

Tae: There was a ‘back then’?

I heard of a popular remedy. Maybe you could test it out for me?

It has to do with using this onion…

Kondo: Oh yeah! I think I know what you’re talking about! Onions are pretty effective with colds!

My mom used to recommend them when I was still a kid! So what do I have to do?

011

(Handwritten- Otae-san! Now that I’m standing out here, what do I do next?)

(Handwritten- Just hold that position for a little while!)

Shinpachi: Sister, he’s going to die.

Tae: This should help clean the dirty air around you a bit.

However using this method can cause you to get dehydrated, and cause the virus to sprad.

Kondo: I see!

Tae: I’ll use this to keep the yard hydrated.

(Sfx- Bisha bisha bisha *sssh ssssh ssssh*)

(Handwritten- Otae-saaan! Do you really need to do this with the snow falling?)

Shinpachi: Sister, he’s REALLY going to die.

Sacchan: Hurry up out there! I’m cold!

I can’t get better if you keep the cold air coming in.

Gintoki: If you’re cold, how about we sleep together?

Sacchan: Eh?

012

(Sfx- Guwaaba *sweessh*)

Gintoki: When it’s cold, the best thing to do is sleep right on top of one another.

Sacchan: Eh?!

W—Wait

Gin-sa….

(Sfx- Sutsu *Swif*)

Sacchan: Wwwait a moment Gin-san!! W—We can’t!

We can’t do something so dirty in a place like this!!

Everyone’s watching us….they’ll see….everything…..

{And that is such a TURN ON~!!}

(TN- Oh god Sacchan. It’s been far too long since you’ve appeared. I’m lolling as I type this.)

013

(Sfx- Goro goro goro goro *roll roll roolll roll*)

Sacchan: Ukyaaaaaah!

Gin-saaaaan!!

(Sfx- Da *bam*)

(TN- But she looks so cute here….)

(Sfx- Goro goro goro *Roll roll roll*)

Sacchan: Do whatever you wannnnt!!

(Sfx- pan *tunk*)

Gintoki: And with them gone, there’s no way the virus will spread. Happy Shinpachi?

(Handwritten- Not when you just gave away one of my treasures….)

(Sfx- Zaku zaku *shudder shudder*)
014

???: Th—This is…

This heaviness! Is this the virus’s core?!

(All sfx- Geho goho geee geho coho *Cough cough gaaack haaaack cough*)

(Sfx- Dogoooo *Doooosh*)

Hasegawa: O-o Otae-chan…

Pity meeee…

Shinpachi?: The true pitiful face of the guy with the virus has appeaaared!!!

015

Hasegawa: Oh …it’s just Gin-san and the others… cough.

(Sfx- Geho goho geho *cough cough cough.*)

Hasegawa: Looks like all of you are sick together here huh?

Geez, no matter where I go I run into you jerks it seems, am I really doomed to this kind of life….

(Sfx- Geho goho gahriaaaa *Cough cough bloooorgh*)

Shinpachi: WHAT KIND OF SICKNESS DO YOU HAVE?! BLOOD DOESN’T COME OUT FROM THE FLUUU!!!

Hasegawa: What are you guys talking about? I’m feeling great. I was even able to walk outside buck ass naked and not feel a thing.

Gintoki: THAT’S CAUSE YOU’RE SPORTING A WINTER JACKET MADE OUT OF GERMS!!

Hasegawa: Here *cough* Take this. Everyone can eat some of this. I got it from Nagoya cause it seems like it’s popular there.

Gintoki: But the label clearly says ‘Virus!!’ nothing about that thing is right!!

(On box- Virus (Nagoya))

Gintoki: Cough cough. I figure the thought counts, but seriously go back home. You’re bad news.

(Sfx- poi *chuck*)

Hasegawa: What? *cough* Though I thought you guys would be happy. By the way I heard that Zura’s on his way here too.

Shinpachi: Wha?! Katsura-san?

C’mon!! Give me a break! We just managed to get rid of the other infected people!!

Gintoki: Don’t worry about it. Zura’s not the kind of guy who gets sick. He’s too hardworking for something like that.

Katsura: Excuse meeee!

Hasegawa: Oh! There you are! *cough* Over here Zura!!

016

(Sfx- Zatsu *Swif*)

Katsura: I’m not Zura….

But Will ***th.

(TN- …….)

(SFX- DON *Bam*)

Shinpachi: He’s not sick but he’s not Katsura either!! That’s Will ***th isn’t it?!

Something’s VERY wrong here!! I mean why is Will ***th here?! Why doesn’t he have a virus?!

Morover….who’s Will ***th?!

Will: You fool’s are sad man. Gettin’ all laid up with a cold at the same time.

YES WE CAN!!

Shinpachi: He just said ‘YES WE CAN’!! He doesn’t even know who he’s supposed to be!!

(TN: ….Goodnight everybody.)
Will: Man, Viruses are things that we all gotta live with, and It’s cause you guys live all laid back that ya’ll got sick.

Shinpachi: I don’t want to hear that from a guy suffering from a virus too!

Will: CAN YOU CELEBRATE!!

Gintoki: Are we playing Shirtori? Are we?!

(TN- Shiritori is a game where one connects sentences together by their ends. YES WE CAN, CAN YOU CELEBRATE. For example.)

Shinpachi: But that’s odd though. Other than looking different, Katsura-san seems fine.

So why didn’t the virus affect him like it did everyone else?

Gintoki: Wha…Hey look at that!!

017

(Sfx- Shuaaaaaa *fwissssssh*)

Shinpachi: Th---

That’s….!!!

Hasegawa-san’s Virus….

It’s disappearing!!

Could It be…

Katsura-san is absorbing Hasegawa-san’s virus?!

Gintoki: Th-That’s it!!

I’ve always thought it was weird that Zura no matter how much of an asswipe he is, never got sick!

It’s the opposite for him!!

He doesn’t get sick because he gathers viruses in his body!!

His body is resistant to viruses, and as such he can gather them up and become stronger!!

That’s probably why he’s changed into Will ***th!!
With this he can….

(Sfx- Zaaaaa *fwisssh*)

Tae: M—My body…

Kagura: I feel fine!

Kondo: Th…

This is…

Sacchan: Huh?

Shinpachi: A…Amazing…

He’s taken everyone’s sickness….

And destroyed it, curing them!

{Th---This is….}

{I mean it’s like…}

Will: YES WE CAN.

(Sfx- Gui *fwip*)

019

{He’s our messiah!}

{To accept our viruses and save us from sickness, he’s a messiah that’s heavensent!}

(TN- A Heavenly Will smith messiah….How I love you Sorachi…)

{Katsura-sa…no Will ***th}

{To think that you’d come and be so useful to us…}

Kondo: Otae-saaaan!!!

The onion cured meee!!

I feel great! It’s almost like that fever never happened!!

You’re the greatest Otae-san! I knew I could count on you!

Hey everyone! Try this! It really works!!

(Sfx- Dozuu *Doof*)

020

(Sfx- Dopa *BOOOOF*)

Shinpachi: The….

The virus he absorbed…..

(Sfx- Dodododo)

Shinpachi: He’s blowing it all out of his ass!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *ruuuuuumble*)

Shinpachi: GYAHHHHH!!!!

021

(Sfx- Gabaaa *Fwoop*)

Shinpachi: ..Whoa…just a dream..

Phew!

Thank goodness.

(Sfx- GYAAHHHHHHHH!!!)

(Side text- Even nightmares are infectious…)

GINTAMA LESSON 246……………END.









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#1. by Kuuki ()
Posted on Feb 2, 2009
Thank you for your translation!
#2. by StrangerAtaru ()
Posted on Feb 2, 2009
Ginfluenza? Nice to have you back, Sa-chan.
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