Traumeister 3

My back hurts....:( But W00t at translation number 150! Ironic it's not Gintama...


BTW There's a term that Sujata uses that I'm not really all that familiar with....In Japanese she says ナムサダルマ、プフンダリカ、サスートラ on page 10. I googled it, but didn't come up with anything conclusive...so If anyone knows, can I get some help?


Chapter 3 One cute widdle baby.

{Picasso's blog}

{Mornin' folks! The sun's up and the weather's great! Looks like the beginning of a great Sunday!
\(^o^)/}

{Some weird stuff happened to me yesterday! I don't even know how to put it all into words, but I'm gonna give it a try. So sit tight by your keyboards until the end of the story.}

{Okay, it started when I met this fly girl by the name of Sujata.}

{She took out a weird 'stick' and waved it in front of me...}

{And my Trauma came out of me in the shape of an 'oni'.}

{I had to fight against it, and somehow I won...}

{That 'Oni' Guernica, became my servant, and I his master}

{Well, I wish I could say that's it, but the weird stuff is still going on today too..}

Picasso: Fuu...

Guernica: Master,!

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Guernica: Is it okay if I sit right here?

CHAPTER 3
One Cute widdle baby.

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Picasso: Hey! I told you to sit still!

Every time you move something gets destroyed!!

Guernica: But it's so very tight in this space...

Picasso: Sorry my room's not big enough for you!!

Geez, Why did Sujata-san disappear,

After what happened yesterday...

Sujata: Well then I'm off!

Picasso: Whaat?

Wait a minute!!

Don't leave me alone with it....!!

Riiiight...

Well for now I'll just make a run for it!

I'm outta here!!!

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Guernica: Where are you going master?

Picasso: L—Lemmie go!

Guernica: What are you saying master? We're of one heart and soul.

Picasso: You're choking me!! I'm gonna dieeee!!

In any case, I have to find a way to get him out of my room and past my family!

Then I'm gonna hunt Sujata-san down!!

Hey! Those are my video games!

And my beeeed!!

And those CD's are the most important things in my life!!

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Picasso: Don't make me repeat myself. STAY PUT.

Guernica: Understood.

{What'll come from this anyway....}

Picasso: I'm going to grab some breakfast.

Stay here and don't make a peep.

Guernica: Uoooooooh! Don't leave me alone Master!!

Picasso: Gah! You're choking me again...!!!

You're heavy!!
Wait wait! Let go of me! Or we'll fall down the st---

AHHHH!!

Ngh?

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Sujata: Sorry to keep you waiting!!

Mom: You're a big help Sujata-chan!

Look at all this food Sujata-san made? Isn't she just a darling?

Grandpa: Souma's quite lucky to have such a cute girlfriend.

Dad: Delish...

Lilah: If you marry my big brother, does that mean you'll be my auntie?

Picasso: So this is where you were Sujata-san....

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Grandpa: But it is awfully rare to see someone who wants training from our temple.

Especially a young lady.

Picasso: And she wants to train?!

Sujata: Ah!

Good morning Picasso-kun!

Grandpa: You've been dawdling along again haven't you?

Mom: Hurry up and eat something So-chan.

Picasso: Well let's put aside the fact that you've let Sujata-san in.....

But..

Are you guys saying you can't see this thing behind me?

This huge 'oni' trying to hide?

Mom: Oni?

Picasso: They can't see him?
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Picasso: What's going on here Sujata-san?

Why can't anyone see him?

Sujata: What do you mean?

Picasso: Come off it! I'm talking about the oni!

What on earth is going on here?

Sujata: Oni? What do you mean?

Sujata's So~ confused!

{Whaaaaat?! This wench plans on playing it ooofff!!!}

Picasso: What's wrong wit you Sujata-san?! Why'd you lie to everyone?

Now my whole family thinks that I'm the 'weird kid who's seeing magical creatures'!!!

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Sujata: Hehe

Didn't I tell you?

An 'Artman' has but one purpose. To serve his master in any way possible, and so only the Traumiester he's linked with can see him.

Well...my Shngigan is the exception of course.

Listen..

You have to use this to materialize your Artman.

Picasso: Ah...

That weird incense....

Sujata: The Counter soul incense.

First you have to hold it Picasso-kun, and then light it.

As long as the incense remains lit,

The Artman will stay in physical form.

{Materialization}

{Thought body// Visible to the master only)

Sujata: It would cause major problems if civilians caught wind of the Artman.

They wouldn't understand and would panic.

Picasso: I...I see...

That explains that, but why are you staying at my house Sujata-san?

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Sujata: Training!

For Namusadaruma Pufundarika, Sasu-tora

(TN-No Idea...see notes above for reference.)

Picasso: Your training leaves a lot to be desired....

Sujata: I'm just kidding.

To be honest,

I'm resting after the injuries I got from Guernica.

Picasso: I...

I'm sorry.)

Picasso: What the...

What's that noise?

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Picasso: HEYYYYYY!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE EATING?!

Guernica: Nvoo?

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Guernica: But master, I have eaten nothing...and I'm starving.

Picasso: Even so...eating that stuff is a no-no-no-no!!

There are things you can and can't eat yanno? And that one's on column B!
NO.!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!

You're eating up Satou-san!!

And Suzuki-san!!

Sujata: There's no helping it.

Guernica's no different than a little baby.

So he just eats what he sees.

Picasso: A baby?

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Sujata: Little babies are cute aren't they?

Picasso: Yeah....

Your Artman was recently born from your Trama so he's a chick...

And in essence, you're the mama bird that has to help him grow.

Picasso: I---

I do...?

Well it can't be helped then!

If it's for my kid, nothings too good....

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Guernica: Uoooo

I'm still hungry.

{I'm sorry, but I can't do this....}

Guernica: Now for dessert!

Picasso: That's the temple bell!! It's the most expensive thing here!!!

If you eat that Gramps'll send me to hell for sureeee!!!

Stop Guernicaaaa!!

LET GO I SAY!! IF YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH I'LL KILL YA!!
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Picasso: Su---

SUJATA-SAN?!!?

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Mom: She's got a bad fever...

It looks like she was injured before....

and her poor body finally gave out.

What happened to her?

Picasso: It's my fault....

from yesterday...

Mom: That's fine! I'll do everything I can to nurse her back to health!

In times like these, Mom's special hot pot always does the trick!

Picasso: Mom don't worry, I'll take care of her.

Mom: Oh my! It's rare for you to offer a helping hand.

Well thank you!

I'll make the list of ingredients.

Sujata: Picasso-kun...

Here.

Picasso: Counter Soul Incense!

Sujata: Just in case while you're out, you get attacked...

Picasso: I'll take it...

But to let you know, I haven't decided if I want to help you or not!

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Picasso: I'm out!

Guernica: Say Master,
Sujata-dono wants you to help her fight against the Shandora company right?

Picasso: Your point?

Guernica: Why not help her out then?

Picasso: No way.

Why should I put my neck on the line to fight an evil organization?

I'm just a normal high school student! It's got nothing to do with me.

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Picasso: All right, first stop is the supermarket....

Um Guernica? You're preventing me from leaving my house.....wanna let me in on why?

Guernica: Because master, outside is a very scary place....

Picasso: LEEGGOOO YOU CHICKEN ONI!!

Why are you such a big scardy cat?!

Get your big wings offa me now!!

Guernica: UOOO! Don't leave me alone master!!!

Girl: Mama, why's that man arguing with himself?

Mom: Don't look at him!

{Right now only Picasso can see Guernica.}

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???: Excuse me.

Can you show me...

To the nearest park please?

Picasso: A...a foreigner?

Ah...um...the park...

Go Straight for Three Blocks till the bread store, and then turn left....

(TN- Just in case it doesn't format properly when I post this...Picasso is speaking english here.)
???: Oh! Sorry!

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???: I suck with directions.

Can you lead me there yourself maybe?

Picasso: ..Sure.

How's this?

???: Whoa...

It's really empty...I guess it's cause no one comes out around this time?

WONDERFUL! Amazing!

It's just the park I was looking for!

I'm really grateful! Thanks Thanks!

Picasso: Hey there's no need to be that....

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Picasso: GUAAAAHHHH

Guernica: Master!!

???: Fufufufu....

Looks like you suck too kid, to not even notice an enemy Traumeister right in front of you...

Guernica: Uooooo!!

A monster!!!

Picasso: Y---

You're...?!

???: Me?

I'm just a passerby....

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???: Who happens to work at the Shandora company.
It's obvious that traitors need to be punished...

So why not hand that woman over?

Tell me where you're hiding Sujata!!!

Hahahahah!!!