Bomber D Rufi Releases

Translation: Anagle Mole 26

Mon, 28 May 2012 05:37:32 +0000

Whats up with Fukuchi and showing his characters viciously dying in a false flash-forward? This didn't happen in Ueki or Takkoku...

Pinoymanga scans only.

Requests OPEN, but be sure to read the requirements and stipulations here. This notice will be posted on translations for the next few weeks.

(Top text- Volume one of the manga is popular with humans and out in stores on the surface!!)

FUKUCHI TSUBASA.

(Side text- These powers have fully awaaakeenned!!)

ANAGLE MOLE.
Space 26: Two alternatives.

002

(Sfx- Baaaannn thwoook)

(Bottom text- Kyousuke has awakened and taken down the majin Kamomill...?!)

Luchiru: Hahah....

Sweet...

Kamomill: Mario!!!

(Sfx- Jiboooh fwoof)

(Sfx- Gyuuun wffffft)

(Sfx- Zashuuuu fwfff)

{I just took an attack from a human...!!}

{I'm dead....!}

003

Kamomill: …..?

Well actually, it doesn't hurt.

(Sfx- Gikuu poooit)

Luchiru: ….Eh?

Kamomill: You mean...

(Sfx- Buruburu wffwffwff)

Kamomill: That Kyousuke guy....

{He's awakened the powers to dig.....}

{But humans themselves are actually really weak?!}

(Sfx- daraaa droop)

{Bulls eye.}

(Sfx- Gakaaaan pooooit)

004

{Humans are weaklings....?}

{No way that's true...}

{This is still...}

Kamomill: Mario!!!

I still have to fight on the safe side here!!

{I'll find it out myself....}

{What the true strength of that human is...!!}

(Sfx- Sutann thunk)

Kamomill: Here's a little brain teaser for you.

(Handwritten- What's with him all of a sudden?)

005

Kamomill: A-kun dropped a huge rock on B-kun.

(Handwritten- Take this!!)

(On rock- rock)

(Handwritten- Auuugh!!)

Kamomill: No matter where it is, B-kun can dig his way out...where it be above or below.

(Sfx- Doon thooom)

(Handwritten- Hah!)

(Sfx- Dooon thooom)

Kamomill: But B-kun can't dig through certain things...as in 'Things that are smaller than himself'.
Well then....

If you want to live, which do you dig through?

'Up' or 'down'?!

Choose!!!

{You can't go up!!!}

{Choose down, Kyousuke..!!}

006

Kyousuke: This again huh?!

If you wanna know so bad...

I choose up!!!

(Sfx- Dopuuun blooorsh)

(Sfx- Dogooooohh fwoooom)

(Sfx- Zubooohh wfooof)

Kamomill: Ready for....

(Sfx- Kuuun wfiff)

{TAKE OFF!!}

Kyousuke: Geh!!

(Handwritten- No way...!!)

(Sfx- Hyooooh)

007

Kamomill: Release~

(Sfx- Fuhh Wffft)

(Sfx- Gakuun crackle)

Kamomill: Heheheheh...

(Sfx- Kyuuuhhh wffff)

Kamomill: Can't go diving in mid air can we?

(Sfx- Vn veeen)

Kamomill: Die!!!

{Damn....}

(Sfx- Bohhhh fwoop)

008

Kyousuke: ….Is what would happen right?!

I ain't goin' up there!!

Down I go then!

(Sfx- Dopuuun bloop)

(Sfx- Doooooon thoooood)

Kyousuke: But I can't breath when I’m underground...

I gotta surface somewhere else!

(Sfx- Goboboboh bloopbloop)

(Sfx- Puwahhh)

Kyousuke: Waaaah!!!

(Sfx- Zuuuun bloop)

(Sfx- Dopuuun splissh)

Kyousuke: He's playing whack-a-mole with me dammit!!

009

Kamomill: You mighta chose 'down' but...

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)

Kamomill: Heheheh...

(Sfx- Jijijiii zzzzt)

Kamomill: But I ain't gonna give you a minute to relax.

If you had chosen to come up, rather than dropping the rock, I would have attacked you in mid air!!

Kyousuke: Air!!

Fast...!!!

(Sfx- Gopogopo bloop)

Kamomill: No matter what choice you made it was the wrong one!! Ultimately both choices leave you SCREWED!!

CHECKMATE FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

010

(Sfx- Hah?)

(Sfx- Gahh grabbb)

(Sfx- Dobuuun splllish)

Kamomill: A...

A third choooooooice?!?!

Luchiru: Kyousuke....

What are you doing?!

011

(Sfx- Paaan splish)

Kamomill: Huh?

{I can't move?!?}

(Sfx- Gachiiin plissh)

Kyousuke: I see, so I can drag people underground with me....

As long as I grab them and don't let go.

'Sup?

Hows the view down there? Since you always look down others...

I figured you'd appreciate the irony of being underfoot for once.

Kamomill: Asshead! I can easily get out of this if I touch my clothes....

(Sfx- Bogoohh fwooof)

{Dammit! My hand is stuck in place and I can't touch my clothes!!}

(Sfx- Guguu grnnd)

012

Kyousuke: Here's a brain teaser for you then...

A-kun's been buried.

There's option one....'Wait to be saved'.

Or option two, 'struggle pointlessly'.

Which choice will allow him to keep his life?

013

Kyousuke: Relax. I'm kidding.

We didn't come here to waste time with the likes of you.

The big lummox over there should wake up and save you eventually.

Though I guess..

It might be kinda hard for someone who thinks of others as trash to be saved by 'some idiot'.

Looks like your cred will be shot for the rest of your life if this gets out.

014

Kamomill: HNNNGH!!!

(Sfx- Bogooohhh thooom)

Kamomill: HAH!!

(Sfx- Bagaaah Thooom)

(Sfx- Hyuuuuu fwooooof)

Kamomill: Heheheheheh...
You slipped up!!

Did you really think I wouldn't just manipulate the ground around me?!

015

Kamomill: Here's my answer! I choose two!! Struggle pointlessly, get out, and kill your dumbass!!

What the hell are you going on about 'Choose one to keep my life?!'

Don't make me laugh!! As if a stupid organism like a human could kill me!!

Consider this a lesson!!

Don't believe in 'rumors'!!

Especially a certain rumor about how 'Humans are monstrously strong'!!

What's wrong with treating the stupid like the brainless cattle they are?!

(Sfx- Zudan dppph)

Kamomill: D'aww, did you really think I couldn't get out of the ground? Too bad, loser!

HAHAHAAHAHAH!!

016

Kyousuke: Sorry, wrong answer.

017

Kamomill: Wha?!

Kyousuke: Obviously you can only control one thing after releasing another....

I knew you'd try to jump out of the ground with your powers.

That's why I buried you there.

The moment you smashed out of the ground, you lose control of your old buddy Mr. Rock, and guess what? He wants to see you!

Kamomill: Th---

Kyousuke: That's how it goes.

{That idiot....!!!}

Kamomill: Mari---

018

Kamomill: UNGH..

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

Kyousuke: It's up to you if you want to look down on others as garbage...

{Kyouske....!!}

Kyousuke: But looking down means missing what's going on overhead, you dig?

(Handwritten- Damn, now I’m lecturing him.)

(Side text- Kyousuke is awesome!! Next week is a break, but new developments begin from issue 24 on!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 24.

Translation: Gintama 401

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:17:01 +0000

Hunger is a crime. Being broke is the culprit.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

Requests OPEN, but be sure to read the requirements and stipulations here. This notice will be posted on translations for the next few weeks.

Lesson 401: Dog food isn't as tasty as it looks.

(Side text- The Yorozuya's greatest crisis?)

SORACHI HIDEAKI
GINTAMA

(Sfx- Kararaaan claaater)

(Sfx- Guuuuuu grrrrrrooowl)

Gintoki: What's with that expression? You gotta problem?

If this ain't enough then you can chew on the meat pads on your feet.

Kagura: I am sorry Sadaharu. You will have to do with this today, yes?

The Yorozuya is going through a serious food crisis.

Everyone's stomach is empty.

Sadaharu: Woof.

Kagura: He is such a good doggie. Gin-chan, I think Sadaharu understands.

002

Gintoki: Awesome.

Then we can share these three together.

(Sfx- Gahh sifft)

(Sfx- Bori bori chew chiew)

Kagura and Gintoki: Thanks for the meal~

(Sfx- Bori bori cew chew)

Shinpachi: LIKE HELLLLL!!

(Sfx- Gohhh THUD)

Shinpachi: Do you people even have any human dignity left?!

No matter how hungry you get, eating your pet's food is going too damn far!!

Gintoki: It's not like we can help it. We haven't had any clients in god knows how long, and that means stretching the last damn grains of rice we have to the limit.
(Sfx- Guuuuh grrrrl)

Gintoki: In an emergency situation like this we should be happy to have even dog food in this place to eat. Hell, it could even be considered a delicacy.

003

Shinpachi: Why dog food?! We're going to make enemies out of not only the PTA but the PETA at this rate!!

Gintoki: What? The PETA? PTA? Are those foods?

Kagura: Only dazzling teachers can partake of the PTA, yes?

Shinpachi: I TOTALLY DON'T THINK WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING!! YOU CAN'T EAT IT!!

Gintoki: Quit bitching. Who's fault do you think it is that we're in this shitty situation huuuh?

No matter how hard we work, feeding that behemoth eats up our entire check. Speaking of eating, isn't that all he does?

And then theres those livestock that you keep...the ones on your face. While we work hard you're feeding it to your glasses.

Shinpachi: I don't want to hear nasty things like that from you of all people!! Apologize!! Apologize to my glasses immediately!!

Gintoki: Considering you guys don't even know what work is, maybe you should learn that much before bitching to me.

You're the one being selfish dammit, you've got those delicious and oh so greasy chicken wings and you're not even trying to share.

Shinpachi: They aren't chicken wings, just greasy glasses!

(Handwritten- Wait, they're not actually greasy...)

Kagura: Look at him. He shows them off to us like he is Takeda Kumiko, yes?

(TN- Well, when I googled her name I got all kinds of pictures of her 'assets.' So...yeah. I guess she's a model or something?)

Shinpachi: Whoa! You know when people get really hungry they start seeing strange things!! Are you guys okay?!

Kagura: Let me see them.

Shinpachi: Hey! What are you doing?!

Kagura: Those glasses! I want to eat them!!

(Sfx- Garara claaater)

Shinpachi: DON'T DEEP FRY MY GLASSES!!

004

{No matter how hard we work, feeding that behemoth eats up our entire check.}

{Speaking of eating, isn't that all he does?}

{Considering you guys don't even know what work is, maybe you should learn that much before bitching to me.}

(Sfx- Bishaaah pisss)

(Sfx- Guuuuu groooowl)

(Sfx- Kun Snif)

(Sfx- Kun kun sniff sniff)

{Please pick me up.}

005

{Sfx- Kuwaaaaah ROAAAAR)

(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)

(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)

(Sfx- Buru buru Shiver shiver)

(Sfx- Noshi noshi shfft shfft)

(Sfx- Guuuu grllll)

(Sfx- Gugiruuuu rgrrrrl)

006

(Sfx- Guuuuuu grlllll)

{Please pick me up.}

Sadaharu: Wuf?
Dog: Kuun.

(Sfx- Bishaaaaah spliiiish)

(Sfx- Bashiiiii plassssh)

(Sfx- Kankaraann clatter clatter)

(Sfx- Bishaaah dsssh)

(Sfx- Dochaah flop)

007

Dog: Kyan kyahhn

(Sfx- Waoooon awoooo!)

(Sfx- Hah hah)

Dog: Woof woof!

Ruuf ruuff

(Sfx- Pakuuuh gulp)

(Sfx- Guryuuuu growooool)

Gintoki: For God's sake!!

Eggs for breakfast AGAIN?!

What are you doing to the most important meal of the day dammit?!

Kagura: It cannot be helped. Our refrigerator is completely empty.

Gintoki: Ya wanna know what's empty?! Its your head!

008

Kagura: Even Sadaharu is not complaining. His food is the cheap brand, but he still eats it in silence, yes?

Gintoki: Is that so? Well here boy.

(Sfx- Kotohh clink)

Kagura: Gin-chan! Sadaharu is not a trash can! Besides, there is nothing else to eat for breakfast...

Gintoki: Listen, unlike you guys I'm a gourmet.

Livestock eats dog food.

(Sfx- Gukyruuu groooowl)

009

(Sfx- Zuzzuzuuhhhh drrrrrrggg)

Shinsengumi: So---

So cyuuuuuute...

Where did you pick this little one up Commanding officer Okita?

Okita: Looks like an abandoned dog, or maybe it ran away from home. Either way it was loitering around town.

Kondo: Hey wait a minute....Sougo, isn't that Yorozuya's dog there?

Okita: Well for some reason he was with the other dog on his way here.

010

Okita: You know what I was thinking though? Remember that time where we tried and failed to change our image with a mascot character? We might be able to try again with that dog there.

We could even make it a contest. Like we abandon all of them; including Hijikata-san at the North pole, and whomever comes back gets to become our new mascot. Cool idea huh?

Hijikata: What does Hijikata-san have to do with them?! More like you're not trying to make a mascot but a trashcott aren'tcha?!

Besides, we don't need any stupid crap like a mascot around here.

If anything, we already have a mascot and it's Kondo-san you asshead.

Shinsengumi: He's not a mascot, more like a castoff if you ask me.

Kondo: Hey, did someone just call me Ridley Scott just now? If so, thanks!

Shinsengumi: Trust me, no one would say something that nice to you.

Hijikata: Moreover, why the freak do we have to take care of the Yorozuya's pet?

We've got more than enough missions to worry about so get rid of him.

Shinsengumi: Vice captain, can you look this cute little doggy in the eye and genuinely say you want to toss him out?!

Hijikata: Who gives a rats ass about cute? Aren't you bastards forgetting the code of chivalry? I smell a seppuku in process for you idiots.

Shinsengumi: Then YOU throw it out, Vice captain!

Hijikata: Fine then. I will.

(Sfx- Dakyuuu squeeze)

Dog: Wuuf.

011

Hijikata: Kondo-san, don'tcha think we should get a police dog for HQ?

Shinsengumi: Seppuku time, bastaaaard!!

Hjikata: Shut the hell up! I just think it's high time we got a police dog!!

I don't care if this furball is cute or not!!

Besides, before we can use him as a police dog there are assessments to be done!

Dog or not, I ain't goin easy on him!

Okay. A police dog's nose is his lifeline.

Being able to discern a bad guy by scent alone is an important ability to have.

We'll start with this.

One is half, another is quarter, another is no cholesterol, that one there is no oil and the last one is mustard.

You guys have to discern which is which by scent alone.

Someone: THEY'RE ALL NASTY ASS MAYONASE AREN'T THEY!?

012

Someone: You say you're using them as police dogs, but it's obvious you're harboring hidden criminal intent with this assessment!

Hijikata: Pick out the one you like the most.

Someone: THAT WOULD BE NONE OF THEM!

(Sfx- Pihh poit)

Hijikata: Oh? The Quarter has your fansy?

I'm feeling the non oil version a bit more right now though.

Someone: You're changing them on a whim?!

Though for your hard work, here's a reward.

(Handwritten- Eat up.)

(Sfx- Buriburi bloorp)

Someone: You just wanted to give the dog mayonnaise didn't you?!

Hijikata: No need to be shy, take as much as you'd like.

Hurry up and eat it. Go on.

(Sfx- Zozozozozoo Sshffffft)

013

Sacchan: There, there little one!

For goodness sake! What were the two of you going to do all alone?

Wouldn't it be better to make up with them?

(TN- She speaks dog now?)

Sacchan: I'm sure Gin-san isn't the type of person to abandon his friends.

He probably said some nasty things and you ran away from home, right?

You should understand Gin-san the most...his words belie his true feelings.

Unfortunately I can't take you in, if that’s what you were hoping.

But that's because you already have a home to return to.

Though if it's just until you've managed to make things better at home, I don't mind if you stay.

I don't know what I’d do if Gin-san's precious pet were to die and I did nothing to help.

Kyah! Aren't we affectionate!

(Sfx- Kyan kyan lick lick)
Sacchan: I'm so jealous of you! You're always by Gin-san's side.

If I could be reborn, I'd like to be Gin-san's pet...

...Just kidding!

Well I'll go get some food ready since the two of you look hungry. Just wait here.

014

(Sfx- shaaaah shhiiink)

(Sfx- shaaaah shiiiink)

Sacchan: At long last it's here...

The moment I’ve been waiting for....

(Sfx- Shaaaah Shiiink)

Sacchan: My chance to become Gin-san's pet is finally here...

I'll shave him bald and have the perfect white wedding dress.

(Sfx- Hah hah hah)

Sacchan: Just a little longer, Gin-san...

A little longer and your cute little pet will be by your side...

(Sfx- Zugagagaaah ddssssssssh)

015

(Sfx- gagagahhh Sssshhht)

???: I see.

Times have gotten harsh for Gintoki...but it serves him right since he chooses to live in such depravity.

(TN- Am I the only one who doesn't speak dog?)

Katsura: But you know Sadaharu-kun, I knew this moment would come for you...

That deep within your heart burns the soul...the flame of a patriot. And now you've followed the correct path and come to me your true leader.

I knew you'd find me....I believed in you.

I've been on stand by.....

To kick the can for two weeks.

Well, to be frank I really wasn't JUST waiting for two weeks to kick the can.

I was most surprised to hear that an arc about Shoyou-sensei had occurred without me.

Unfortunately due to the schedule being packed right down to wire, I was just barely able to make it. Though I had no idea things would have transpired over the long amount of time like they did.

016

Katsura: It goes without saying that when it comes to hiding that I am the master, but for no one to have found me after all of this time....and now the time for kick the can is over.

If I, runaway Kotarou had been really serious it might have been unfair to the rest of the group...yes, that's it.

In any case, I'd better return...

Before everyone who's searching becomes worried.

(Sfx- Mishiiih sgrrnd)

Katsura: NO!!

My folly was waiting here for two weeks!! After that amount of time, my body has become as hard as stone!

Zabeth! Summon a doctor at once!!

(Sfx- Meki meki Meshii grrnd grnnd)

Katsura: Guh! I can't believe I've ended up in such a sad state! Especially when I came to see sensei off...

(Sfx- Gaku gaku shive shiver)

Katsura: S—Sadaharu-kun, I—I'm so sorry...It appears I won't be able to keep our promise after all.

Before the doctor comes, I'll give you a message...Despite the traffic, the taxi fare and every other cost...

Leave it to...

Sensei for me.

(Sfx- Gaaan craaash)

017

(Sfx- Dobooh Dobooh drrrg drrrg)

{Pick me up please.}

018

(Sfx- Hah hah hah)

(Sfx- Guiii grnnd)

(Sfx- Dododododdo tmptmptmtpmtp)

Guy: Yeah I saw him...

Yeah he was a huge dog, I know that for sure.

He seemed to be carrying a little puppy with him.

019

Kagura: Sadaharu...

Sadaharuuu!! Where have you gone! If you are here you will answer, yes?

Please come home!!

Sadaharuuu!!

(Sfx- hah hah hah)

Dog: wuuff.

(Sfx- Datsuuh dasssh)

(Sfx- Guiii Groooowl)

(Side text- What will Sadaharu do?!)

GINTAMA LESSON 401...........END.

Translation: Boku to Majo no Jikan 9

Wed, 23 May 2012 05:30:18 +0000

Buck wild in this manga usually means someone is buck naked. Who is it? Gonna have to wait for the scantlation...:)

See you in June.

No asking when the next one will be out, ask me for permission before using, no non-English scantlations before an English one is done, and I give preference to those who will check the script for accuracy before scantlating.

Requests OPEN, but be sure to read the requirements and stipulations here. This notice will be posted on translations for the next few weeks.

(Side text- I want to become stronger. Those feelings are not a lie.)

(Side text- The lone wolf Rantarou's fists....)

(Side text- Will ring within the depths of the underground even today.)

(Top of volume 2: It even includes last month's chapter!// Volume two is out in stores!!)

(Side text- Center color)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.
ARAKAWA SHIN
9th hour: Buck wild.

002

(Sfx- Gacha click)

Enji: I'm away leave a message.

Mari: He's not answering?

Hakuu: Yeah.

Geez. If you're gonna go get a bite to eat or loiter around somewhere at least give me a call!

Well, considering he's with Rantarou, they're either starting or already in a fight.

{Correct.}

Mari: Rantarou-kun's that kind of person?

003

Hakuu: I suppose it's not worth expecting anything from them.

We'll just go look for the cat ourselves.

Mari: 'Kay.

Hakuu: Do your thing,

Ain.

Ain: Woof.

Mari: Ain-chan's in disguse, but will he be all right?

Hakuu: Yeah, he'll be fine.

I did modify him from a dog after all.

Mari: Modified...

004

Rantarou: You will become...

Gay.

You will become...

Enji: I get it already!

Why are you repeating yourself?

005

Rantarou: Then we're straight? Well, after I win our fight, you won't be any more of course.

Enji: THE HELL I WON'T!

You need a check up from the neck up!

I'd never accept conditions like those!!

Rantarou: Oh fine then.

I guess in the unlikely event you beat me, I'll be gay. Is that better?

Enji: How is that even supposed to matter to me?!

More like I haven't even said I'd fight you!

Rantarou: Damn.

You're a lameass after all.

Well

Whatever, it's all good.

006

Rantarou: I know that you're just afraid of getting lit up,

So you're trying to drag things out by refusing to fight right?
Enji: Huh?

It's not really like that, I mean I just don't really care.

Rantarou: That's messed up!

You're just trying to make me mad now aren't you?

What do you mean you don't care?

007

Enji: I mean just that. I don't really need to get stronger like you.

I don't feel anything when fighting....more like, I'm fundamentally just a normal high school student.

Rantarou: Dammitall!

I got all excited cause I finally met a kris who's about the same age as me...

But instead you're just a dickless bastard aintcha?!

If that's the case...

How about I....

Beat the manhood that you ain't usin' out of you?!

008

Enji: Ow..

So in the end, you don't give a damn about how I feel do you?

You're just itching to pick a fight?!

Rantarou: Damn straight!!

When two men meet each other they gotta get ready to throw down!!

009

Rantarou: Lets fight!!

Enji: Chill out dude!

This isn't some end of the century manga!!

Enji: I've got a chill pill right here!!
010

Rantarou: Weak...

011

Rantarou: What the hell were you trying to do with that weak ass punch? Tickle me?

Are you even trying to go all out?!

If it was him...

If it was 'his' punch....

It'd be nothing like this....

He hits hard enough to break bones and send me flying!!

012

Rantarou: I'm gonna keep chasing after him...

Until I catch up and surpass that bastard!!

I guess you'll...

Just be the fodder I eat before I get to the main dish....

Tsudzuriiiii!!!

013

(Sfx- Bubububu bzzzzt)

Enji: Oh.

Hold on, I've gotta take this.

Rantarou: Put it away!

You damned idiot!!

I'm just about to show you how badass I can be...

So throw the phone away, ass head! You don’t wanna miss this!

Enji: Oh.

It's Hakuu.
Rantarou: What?!

Fork that over!

(Handwritten- Why didn't you say so earlier?!)

Rantarou: H--

Hello Hakuu?

014

Hakuu: Geez. How many times do you think I called you two?

Rantarou: For real? My bad.

Hakuu: And besides not answering the phone, what have you been doing? Did you find the ferixs?

Rantarou: Oh, that thing. Yeah we've already found it.

Hakuu: ….

You're not lying are you?

Rantarou: No way!

You actually doubt me?! I'm serious!

Right, Tsudzuri?

Tsudzuri?

Enji: It's gone.

Rantarou: Eh?

015

Rantarou: You SUCK as a lookout!

You let the damn cat get away!

Enji: EXCUSE ME! BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE LET IT GET AWAY IF SOMEONE HADN'T ATTEMPTED TO KICK MY ASS!!

Phone: Gyah gyah.

Hakuu: You two are too noisy.

I figured this might happen...

So Mari, Ain and I are looking for the feirixs.

Ain managed to squeeze into somewhere and find a lead so I'll text you the map now.

016

Ain: Woof woof!

Woof woof!

Cat: Kyshaaah

Mari: Look Hakuu!!

It's the ferixs!!

Hakuu: Seems like we found it. You two hurry on over.

See you.

017

Cat: Meow...

Mari: Compress!

Cat: Meow!

Meow!

Meooow!

Mari: Gotcha!

018

Hakuu: Nice work Mari.

We'll just settle things here before the boys show up.

Mari: 'Kay.

Cat: Mewo!

Meow!!

Mari: Hey! No fussing!
Wow...that's awesome!

This kitty sure has a pretty collar!

Hakuu: That stone...

019

Hakuu: Let it go Mari!

Mari: Eh?

020

Rantarou: Dammit, that cat sure ran a long ass way.

Enji: I've never been around rickety looking buildings like these before.

Rantarou: Kuahah..

Whatsamatter? Is the widdle baby scawwed?

Enji: Uh, no? I'm just saying I don't dabble in buildings that could collapse on me.

It's not like this is a hobby of mine or anything.

Ranatrou: Kuahah..

If it were me...

Huh? Wait. Your injuries are gone?

(Handwritten- Pretty sure I kicked you there.)

Enji: Oh?

Yeah, I guess my cris ability is having really speedy regenerative powers.

021

Rantarou: That's friggin' sweet! Or no, it's against the law or something right?!

Enji: Keep in mind I still feel pain and stuff...I just recover from it faster.

Rantarou: That's awesome though! Let's fight!

Enji: Screw you. I'm tired of our conversation diverging into that territory.

Anyway I'd rather not run buck wild here since it looks like these buildings could collapse.
(Sfx- Zuzuuun dssssh)

(Sfx- Bikikii crrkaaak)

Rantarou: Whoa! Look at that! But we haven't done anything yet...

(Handwritten- Did I do that?)

Enji: Of course we didn't do anything!!

022

Hakuu: Enji!!

Rantarou!

Rantarou: Hakuu!

Hakuu: You're late moron!

Rantarou: Guah!

That's the second time today....

Hakuu: More importantly, you guys have to come with me!

We're in big trouble!

Enji: What's going on here? The building is....

Hakuu: That would be Mari....

Enji: Eh?

023

{Maou stone}

(TN- Demon king stone.)

{A stone with unique properties that intensifies the powers of certain cris.}

{Those who attain mastery of the stone's powers...}

{Can become as powerful as a warship.}

{Conversely those who do not master the stone's powers...}

{Struggle against their own abilities...}
024

{As their powers run wild, and they become living weapons.}

025

Rantarou: Whoa!

Hakuu: It's a tad bit dangerous to approach her carelessly.

026

Enji: Um, usually a warning comes before something bad happening.

(Handwritten- Ow...)

(Handwritten- Cool, I'm bleeding!)

Hakuu: Sorry about that.

Mari: I---

I'm so sorry....are you all okay?

Hakuu: Ah..

Mari, please don't move from there.

Mari: Uuugh...

What's with this stone thing?

(Handwritten- Go over there.)

Mari: It's making my powers act on their own, I feel like I'm a walking magnet!

027

Enji: That's the Maou stone?

(Handwritten- Even the wall is shaking.)

Enji: True enough her powers are stronger and more reckless than usual...

Rantarou: Kuahah...

I don't get what's going on, but boobs-chan has got one hell of a power.

Hakuu: She can compress and expand things with her ability.
Rantarou: I get it.

{No, No he doesn't.}

Hakuu: Her powers are above their usual limit...

All because of the Maou stone's influence...it's making her stronger and driving her powers wild.

Anything that comes within 10 meters of Mari is indiscriminately attacked.

028

Hakuu: Worse yet, she'll only get stronger the more this drags on.

We have to do something or this entire building will come crashing down.

Enji: And...?

What do you want me to do?

Hakuu: We have to separate Mari from the stone. I feel sorta bad about it, but the best way to do this is to cause her to faint.

I would have brought syringes which would have done the trick, but in this situation they'd just get crushed into dust.

Instead I have this kris that we can use to knock her out.

Mari's power doesn't work on living things, after all.

029

Rantarou: Who needs that crap?

A gentle punch to the stomach will solve this problem!

Hakuu: Ah!

Wait you idiot!

Rantarou: Wha?!

Huh?

My clothes got destroyed...

(Sfx- Bashuuh crackle)

(Sfx- Godododnn doooh)
030

Rantarou: Ugh!

Ngh!!

031

Enji: Oyama!

Rantarou: It's cool.

It didn't hit me in my old injury.

Mari: I...

I'm sorry!

Rantarou: Ngoh!!

032

Enji: Are you okay, Oyama?

Rantarou: What the hell just happened? I didn't see anything but I sure as hell felt it!

Hakuu: That's probably...

Her powers compressing air and sending them flying as bullets....

Rantarou: That's awesome....I want to do it too!

Mari: I'm sorry...

I'm so sorry...!!

033

Rantarou: Geez. If I had made it a little closer in time....

So how can we get closer to her?

Enji: Oyama, take five.

Rantarou: What?

Enji: Imma do this.

My injuries heal almost instantly, so I can get through without a problem.
Besides, even if we did leave it to you, you'd just run buck wild.

Rantarou: Heh, you said it.

Enji: Hakuu...

Lizard: Pigyaoooh

Hakuu: Just allow him to bite Mari and she should faint.

Mari: Tsudzuri-kun...

034

Enji: Ow...

035

Mari: Tsudzuri-kun!

Enji: Don't worry....

I'm cool.

036

Mari: I'm sorry...

Enji: It's all good.

Mari: I'm sorry...

So very sorry...

I'm sorry...

Tsudzuri-kun...

Enji: Stop apologizing.

037

Enji: When you keep saying sorry, it seems like I'm bullying you or something.

You know full well my injuries heal almost immediately...

So knock it off Mizuta. If it bugs you that much...

You can buy me a new shirt. Ok? So stop saying sorry.
Mari: S--

Sorry...

Enji: You apologize again, and I'm ogling your boobs!

Mari: Eh...

Eh?

038

Rantarou: Hahah..

Where do you get off actin' so cool when you're so weak?

There's no way I'm letting you hog the spotlight!!

I was racking my brains on how to get closer to boobs-chan, and then it came to me!

I'm gonna come in from above!

No matter what boobs-chan throws at me, I'll still fall right into her!

Let's do this?!

039

Mari: Eh?

Rantarou: ORAHHHH!!!

Mari: Wa---

Wait a minute!

Um...

If you get any closer than that...

040

Rantarou: I ain't stoppin...

More like I can't be stopped!

Let's do this,

boobs-chan!!
ORAHHH!!

Mari: KYAHHHHHH!!!

AAAAAAAH!!!

(Mari's mouth- Gyahhh!!)

041

(Sfx- Gochin thud)

(Sfx- Sutan tap)

Rantarou: Huh?

I didn't do anything and she fainted?

042

Rantarou: Damn.

Well, I guess everything worked out!

Aint I awesome, Hakuu? Tsudzuri?

Enji: Will this keep that power under wraps?

Hakuu: It's not much, but it's good enough for right now.

Kuro said he'll take this into custody and keep it safe.

Enji: I guess it's a big deal huh?

Hakuu: Yup.

043

Hakuu: I'm still reeling over that cat having something like this in it's collar.

If the underground organizations had caught wind of this...

We would have bared witness to something on the level of a gang war.

Rantarou: Sounds like fun doesn't it?

Hakuu: Please don't say stupid things.

This would have been on a scale that you couldn't even begin to imagine.
Rantarou: Huh?

This scent...

Hakuu: Huh?

045

046

Hakuu: Run for it....

Everyone!!

Enji: Huh?

Hakuu: Just do it!!

I hope you aren't thinking of something stupid, Rantarou?

Rantarou: Sorry, but no can do Hakuu!

Its impossible for me to run from 'him'!!

046

Rantarou: 'Sup?

It's rare for you to come lookin' for me, but I ain't gonna say I'm disappointed!

Kamijuu!!

Hakuu: That idiot...

Kamiju: I've come for the stone.

(Side text- The man who causes Hakuu to lose her composure...)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.....TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 3.

Status report family reunion.

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:12:42 +0000

Yup. So I'm opening translation requests again. Why you ask? Let this status report answer your question.

Gintama is...still Gintama. I really feel like it could end this year or next year, ~~and then I'll be free.~~ I mean, a slot will be open. I really intend on finishing this no matter what. ~~Even if it's difficulty makes me want to choke a bitch, er..gorilla.~~

Anagle Mole will be on vacation for three weeks. Once again pinoymanga hasn't been getting me raws, so I assume I'll be waiting for my Shounen Sunday issue with Space 26 in it to translate that, and then I'll be waiting for it to resume. It's usually not very difficult to do, so I don't think I'll be dropping it or anything, and plus I want to finish a Fukuchi series for once.

Helz0ne has said to me that they'll be scantlating Bullet Armors soon, but since then hasn't given me any indication of when soon is. I've stopped translating it for right now until they let me know what's going on with it, though I will probably resume soon regardless of what they say. The series is really, really, really easy to translate, and Volume 3 and 4 barely have any text in them at all. So I believe I'll be keeping this one going for the foreseeable future.

I have bad news regarding Boku to majo no jikan. I've been told that my raw source has decided to retire, and therefore I may have to stop my translations of the series. I still have about 4 or 5 chapters to go, in which I hope that another raw provider will become available. If not, I'll have to drop it as it's not high priority enough for me to buy tanks for. The series yo-yo's in difficulty, sometimes being very difficult, and sometimes very easy. If I am unable to find a raw source, then sadly it'll join the ~~large and still growing~~ list of series I've dropped.

I haven't forgotten about Tales of failure works, I've just lost my raws for it since the last time I had to reformat my computer. If anyone knows where to get those again, I'll continue it. I really want to finish it considering I enjoyed the little bit I worked on, but until I get raws I can't. The series is fairly easy to do, so I would like to continue it till the end, if someone is willing to scantlate it. My motivation to work on something goes up when it's actively being scanned, unless it happens to be Bullet Armors.

So now opening requests....

First what I kinda wanted to do myself.

-Finish Hajimete no aku. The series just(?) ended, and considering I'm not too far behind since the last chapter I did (131), I'm considering finishing what I started. Now I know someone is scantlating this already, but since it seems to be on the slow side, I thought I could kick start it with fast translations? The series is generally pretty easy for me to do, so I could pull it off, but I dunno. If people prefer the new translator's style over mine, then I won't bother.

-I wanted to pick up Blood Lad, but I see the scantlation group just released another chapter. I've still got my eye on it though since it doesn't seem too difficult to do (judging from the raws I have and have read.), and I really like the Gorillaz-esque color art. I know I've said I won't do licensed series, but the first volume comes out at the end of the friggin' year. Now the thing is I can't find raws for chapters 25-30. Like Aku it's a fan preference thing, cause you guys and gals know how I work.

-Traumeister is still on my radar, and I recently found some places with public raws of it. I own the actual tanks, and there are a lot of instances with no text in the series so it wouldn't be hard for me. The main issue with it before was the unavailability of raws, and now that seems to be a non issue. If someone can promise regular scantlations, I'll do it.

-I'm also interested in doing Pokemon ReBurst, but I'd have to use my Shounen Sunday mags to do it, and there's a mighty gap between the last scantlated chapter and the issues I have. It's a moderate difficulty series, but I can do it. The issue is the huge gap that would occur. If people don't care then I can start work on it ASAP.

-Last but not least is another Atsushi Nakayama work Nejimaki kagyuu. I have all four tanks available for the series, but there's one huge hurdle here. It's a seinen manga, which means no furigana, which means it's actually HARDER for me to do than Gintama. I'm willing to give this a stab though, cause I love Nakayama's artwork, but it would be a slow, slow translation process since I'd have to like, look up every other word. I also can't provide raws since I have no scanner. Despite this I would need a guarantee that it would be scantlated and will have a Japanese proofreader to look it over before I'd even try to do this, since I'll need all the motivation I can get.

Now if none of the above interest my readers, I'll open requests, BUT THEY MUST ADHERE TO THE FOLLOWING GUIDELINES. IF THEY DO NOT I WILL NOT ONLY DECLINE THE REQUEST, BUT PUBLICLY HUMILIATE THE REQUESTER.

*Ahem.*

-Please direct ALL requests to my thread, and not PM. I cannot emphasize this enough. I really tend to forget to read PMs, so putting the requests there is a futile effort.

-Shounen are preferred, but I will look at Seinen in terms of difficulty and wordiness.

-I prefer not to translate stuff from Shounen Jump, since those usually get picked up eventually, and I like to work on things no one else does or will do.

-If it has nudity, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator.

-If it is grotesque, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator.

-If it is a harem, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator.

-If it is mainly romance themed with nothing else, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator.

-If it is boys or girls love, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator.

-If it is licensed for English release, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator. (Though certain parameters may negate this.)

-If someone else is releasing it on a regular basis, it does not, and will not have BDR as a translator. (Regular basis being within the last month or two.)

-Finished stuff is fine, but I would rather it not be like...40 volumes long, though I'll at least read through it.

If I haven't covered something, please ask IN MY THREAD for me to clarify and I'll be more than glad to. PMs will be both accidentally and purposely ignored.

Thank you for reading. :)

Translation: Gintama 400

Thu, 17 May 2012 01:38:10 +0000

Welcome back gags, welcome back clinical depression.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- The revival of that duo...)

Sachi: 'Cuse me.

Sensei...

My intestines have started acting up again....can I borrow a bed?

Sensei: Sachi-san, how many times have your intestines been an issue?

You do realize that the infirmary is not a bedroom for prisoners, don't you?

Sachi: Aww, but this is only like..the third time! It's totally a bow knot, and I'm super in pain.

Sensei: You just said they were acting up, and that’s it.

Goodness, what am I to do with you...

(Sfx- Shaah shfft)

Sensei: Fine, It hurts. You can lie down here but not for long okay?

002

Sachi: Umm...could you like, not look in here at me? Please?

It's gonna be one hell of a fight against my ass, and it's hard to go when I think someone is there.

Sensei: Fine, fine.

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

(Sfx- Zubooh fwoff)

(Sfx- Basaaah sffft)

{Awwwrigggght!}

{If I wanna get the manuscript done, Imma have to bust my ass all night long!!}

{Tomorrow's the cut off date for the manga competition...I have to work fast!}

{At least in here the guard won't be peeking over my shoulder.}

{Broooo!!}

{This time, our dreams are gonna come true!!}
003

(Sfx- Chun chun Tweet tweet)

(Sfx- Gabaahh fwaff)

Sachi: Ah!

{Dammit! I got so comfy here that I fell asleep!!}

{Huh?! Where's the manuscript....!?}

(Sfx- Shaaah sffft)

{Oh shi--}

Sachi: Sensei!! It's not what you think!! That's....

(Sfx- Kusu kusu snicker snicker)

(Sfx- Ahahahahah)

004

Sensei: Truly....

Your intestines would have to be twisted to write something like this!

Although it was a joy to read.

{S...}

{Sensei...}

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 400: Heads of the editorial committee do it alone.

(Side text- This development is...)

Gintoki: Huh?

You're interested in sensei?

005

Gintoki: So what are you trying to tell me? You want to change our manga into a forbidden love comedy between teacher and student?

Dude, that's so last century. Love comedies like those went out with the Jomon period....yet you think you can pull one off?

Listen, what people want to read about nowadays are gangster girls wearing pajamas with all kinds of parts showing; rubber people who are actually sons of hokage....you know, manga where shit like that happens every...

Sachi: I'm not talking about manga, I'm talking about me!!

In this prison there's a physician named Narutaki-sensei.

She actually read my manga before and thought it was hilarious....she was actually laughing.

I dunno man, it was like...no one's ever looked at my manga like that before...and then when I saw her smiling face,

I sorta...my heart sorta started to ache.

(Sfx- Moji moji figet figet)

Sachi: I mean, I’m not the sorta dude who's got a lock down on affection or anything...

But I’m sure that's what this pain in my heart has to be...right?

Gintoki: Yeah, no. You're hallucinating.

(Sfx- Meki meki grind grind)

Sachi: Gobuahhhh!!

(Sfx- Doodooo thuuud)

006

Sachi: Bro..!! What was that for?!

(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)

Gintoki: You dipshit. I was beginning to wonder why all the protagonists of manga lately have been chicks with four eyes....

You've totally got the hots for the weather lady don'tcha?

Sachi: No way bro! That's YOUR thing!!

Gintoki: You wanna know if this is love? News flash, it ain't. It's a fluffy and very PLATONIC relationship you have with her, and it's obvious it's getting between us and our manga.

If you're really serious about this, go on and confess to her. It'll make great study material for a 'while in prison' love comedy if you know what I mean.

Sachi: What?! You're actually encouraging me?!

(Handwritten- So why'd you deck me just now?)

Sachi: More like, she's a doctor bro! Not only is she out of my reach, but she's basically out of sight for a prisoner like me!

T—there's no way I could possibly even think of confessing to her.

I don't have what it takes to talk to her, much less make a pass.

Gintoki: True, true. You are a filthy prisoner.

But your hands produce some beautiful things my friend.

You may not have what it takes to talk to her....

But writing down witty stuff may be up your alley.

007

Gintoki: What I'm saying is pick up your pen...

And use manga as your weapon of choice.

Sachi: Use....manga?

Gintoki: You said that she liked the manga you drew, yeah?

Sachi: Yeah...she even gives me advice from time to time.

Gintoki: Then go with this as your battle plan.

Hmm...

I think I'm stuck.

Sachi: What's the matter, Gintoki-san?

Gintoki: Sachiko-sensei...I'm sorta stuck on this storyboard...

See, this is supposed to be an important scene...

But I can't think of anything to write.

Sachi(ko): Oh my. That is a problem.

Gintoki: Hey, um...Sachiko-sensei? Can you look at this for me?

008

Gintoki: I've already decided on this much of the conversation...

Manga guy: Sensei, please go out with me.

Gintoki: But now I’m kinda stuck on what I should write as a response.

Sachiko-sensei, what should I put here?

Sachi(ko): How about 'YES'..?

Sachi: Brooooo!! She said YES!!

Gintoki: Of course. That's how a manga artist confesses when words fail him.

Sachi: I knew I could count on you bro! Imma do it! I'm serious!

If I do it that way, it's a piece of cake! I'm off to draw the manga now!

Just you wait bro!

I'll be back carrying good news!!

009

{Sensei and I.}

By AKUROGI MUSAI

Sensei: Goodness....

You always seem to be getting in fights...

The nurse's office isn't some kind of hospital in the badlands you know!

(Sfx- Pin tap)

Sensei: Little warrior!

Though, our fencing club could use someone with undying zeal like yours...

Boy: I didn't get into a fight.

Sensei: Hm?

Boy: I used a stick to hit myself.
Sensei: Why....

Would you do that?

Boy: It's because...

I had something I needed to tell you Sensei...

010

Boy: Sensei! Please go out with me!!

Sensei: Oh good! I welcome you to the Fencing club, Chousokabe-kun!

Gintoki: Oh, so he joined the fencing club did he? Good for him.

Sachi: ….Bro...

How did things end up this way?

Gintoki: She musta mistaken 'go out' with 'thrust'...

Or something.

(TN- Going out with and thrusting are both written and read as 'tsukiau' but with different kanji.)

Gintoki: This appears to be a sports manga....with this kid, Chousokabe as the protagonist.

Sachi: It looks that way, but it isn't.

(Panels: Eh?// I used a stick to hit myself.)

Gintoki: See the problem here is you used fencing as a part of your setting.

Even mentioning 'hitting oneself with a stick' was kinda going too far. Now it looks like this
Chousokabe is some sorta fencing genius or something.

011

Gintoki: Moreover why does this manga have a Sensei in it too?

I mean, its sorta weird for you to have a Sensei being confessed to just for you to confess to your Sensei you know what I mean? It's hard to follow.

Sachi: Um...which Sensei are we talking about again?

Gintoki: Obviously that one.

Sachi: Which is that one?
Sachi: Bro, what should I do? I know I said Sensei enjoyed it before...

Gintoki: When you say Sensei, which are we talking about again?

Sachi: Obviously that one.

Gintoki: Right. Well I mean how about having him confess again now that he's in the fencing club?

Sachi: But...I don't really know anything about fencing....

Or why the protagonist's name is Chousokabe...

Gintoki: Chosokabe's gonna be fine. It's a great name, trust me.

Well, ex nay on the fencing and do it on the double, so you can get back to confessing.

How about right here...

Hmm...this'll do.

{Sensei and I}

{Chapter 2}

By: AKUROGI MUSAI.

(Sfx- Karaaan clatter)

Chosokabe: It's no good....I suck at fencing!

I can't do this any more! My parents are divorcing and I'm going to have to take the last name Mikoshiba!!

012

Sensei: Cheer up...

I'll cheer for you.

Chosokabe: Sensei, those aren't...

the words I want to hear.

Sensei, please go out with me!

Sensei: 'Sensei please go out with me'?

That sounds good Chosokabe. We can return here and practice.

Sachi: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

I thought it was clear when I said 'Sensei please go out with me'!!!

More like, there doesn't seem to be a way to escape fencing at all!!

013

Sachi: More like, after saying he's going through a divorce, she still just wants him to try harder?! She's not going to budge on this fencing thing at all?!

To what extent does Sensei not understand delicacy?!

Gintoki: She just doesn't want to see Chosokabe give up is all.

You know, the problem with this is Sensei doesn't understand your intention to quit the club.

What is it that you want to do after that? Isn't there anything?

As long as you don't make that clear, she's never going to understand your intent to quit the club.

Sachi: I don't have those sorta feelings in the first place though!

Gintoki: Moreover, you're giving Sensei a lot of leeway with these hugeass speech bubbles.

It's because she's got so much room that she ends up saying a bunch of unnecessary crap.

If all she needs to say is 'yes' , then you can make this bubble a lot smaller.

Sachi: Oh, I see. Well, now all I have to worry about is the fencing thing.

It seems that all her head is filled with is fencing and whatnot..

Gintoki: If you guys like, Iunno win the nationwide championships then you could retire.

Sachi: But...what if she wants to take it on a global scale?

{Sensei and I}

{Chapter 3}

By: AKUROGI MUSAI.

Chousukabe: Sensei, I get it now! I'll work even harder at fencing!

All right then, goodbye!

014

(Sfx- Kiiiiii screeeeeech)

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

Sensei: Kyahhhh!!

Chosokabe: Sensei...sorry...but with my body like this, I'm in no shape to do fennicing ever again...

No matter what anyone says, I'm pretty much too beat up to ever pick up fennicing.

Sensei: That's fine...! You've worked so hard!

I won't make you fence anymore...

Chosokabe, you don't have to say anything more about it...

Chosokabe: Th—that's great...

Then there's only one more thing I want to ask you...

Sensei...

Please go out with me.

(Sfx- Dosu thuok)

015

(Sfx- Bushiii bllorssh)

Sensei: Buwahhhh

(Sfx- Dosaa thuddd)

Chosokabe: Se...

Senseiiiii!!

???: Hmph.

(Sfx- Zahh Sfft)

???: You're a mere weakling, which is why you'll never know love.

Chosokabe: D—Dad?!

Dad: A fool like you that can't fence worth a damn doesn't have the qualifications to carry the Mikoshiba name! Chosokabe, you just find a grave and sleep there forever!

{Mikoshiba Yuu}

{One of the fencing Shitenou. Unable to bear being adopted into his wife's family, he decided on divorce.}

Sachi: SOMEHOW SENSEI ENDED UP GETTING KILLLED!!!

The confession ended with a 'thok' noise!

You've sorta taken over drawing it form this point haven't you?! It's become a different manga completely!!

Gintoki: Having an enemy appear here is just common sense, Sensei.

Sachi: No it's not!! It's a development that can't be taken back at this point!!

016

Sachi: More like, who is he?! The dad?!

This ain't the fencing Shitenou! More like we've already establish that he can't fence!!

Gintoki: But this is Chosokabe's chance to turn the tables and become a master fencer.

Sachi: Why use a dirty method like this?! More like, to what extent does life want to push Chosokabe into fencing?!

Everything's gone to hell! There's no way he can confess to Sensei now!

If he wants to take back the name Mikoshiba he's got no choice but to get into fencing!! I can't do this bro!

Gintoki: Don't give up till the end! There's got to be a way for him to win! There just has to be!!

{Sensei and I}

{Chapter 4}

By: AKUROGI MUSAI.

Chosokabe: YOU BASTARD!! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

HOW COULD YOU.....TO SENSEIIIII!!!

(Sfx- Gasuuuh sfft)

Dad: N—No way...you...

You said you couldn't fence!! How could you...!!

Chosokabe: Yeah....I did say that.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

017

Chosokabe: I said I can't do fennicing.

Fencing on the other hand is a whole different story.

Dad: N—no way!! Fennicing you say?!

Then you aren't a Chosokabe, but a Mikoshiba after all?!

Chosokabe: To bring an end to you once and for all, I'll use the fencing ougi that Sensei taught me!

My 'Sensei please go out with me!'

(Sfx- Gogogogoggo rmmmmnmble)

Dad: I'll answer you with a display of my full power as well!!

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Dad: Behold my ougi! 'Yes'!!!

Both: LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!

(TN- They're....both sorta using kanji that make it sound like these are attacks.)

(Sfx- Dohh sfffft)

018

Chosokabe: SENSEIPLEASEGOOUTWITHMEEE!!!

(Sfx- Gohhhh fwhooom)

Dad: PLEASELOOKFORWARDTOAKUROGISENSEI'SNEXTWORK!!

(Sfx- Gooooh fwhoooom)

Sachi: THE SERIALIZATION ENNDEEEEEED!!

I can't do it!!

Game over!! It's all over!!

Gintoki: Not yet!! It's not over till it's over!!!

019

Gintoki: The TOC comment!!!

{Sensei and I// Akurogi Musai// Narutaki-sensei, please go out with me.)

{Akurogi.}

{Akurogi-Sensei, I'm not Narutaki. I've changed my pen name.}

{Chosokabe.}

(Side text- Thoughts that failed to reach her!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 400............END.

Translation: Gintama 399

Thu, 10 May 2012 01:26:34 +0000

Geez. With all of this political talk, I actually miss toilet humor, believe it or not.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

???: It seems he got his just deserts...

After all the assassinations he had ordered, that he would meet his end through assassination.

(Side text- At the end of the battle...)

???: Well, whether you want to say his judgment came too slowly or too soon..

It goes without saying that if the world were to find out the truth of his demise it would be big problem.

I guess the officials decided to chalk it up to 'sickness'.

GINTAMA

Okita: I dunno what kind of agreement the higher ups came to, but that's the order being handed down.

Gintoki: What about the criminal?

Okita: As expected, I don't think they intend to make any effort to look for the offending party.

Tsukuyo: I'm bettin' that them Tendoshuu people are keepin' people from flappin' their gums about it, and plan on sweepin' tha whole thing under tha rug.

Okita: They're not even mobilizing many officers to look into recapturing the group working with Sadasada.

More likely than not, the Tendoushuu are going to take this chance to get back what ground they lost with Sadasada.

002

Okita: It's totally like they were expecting ol' Sadasada to get bumped off...

No..

More like this is the Tendoshuu's way...

of declaring war on the Hitotsubashi.

The only proof you'd need is...

the imperial command handed down by the emperor.

Shinpachi: Really?!

The Shogun's resignation has been appealed?!

Soyo: Yes.

Even after the incident and everything that happened, they wish for him to continue his duty.

Especially now that uncle has passed away. It is the Shogun's role to support the Bakfu, as ordered...

003

Shinpachi: That's awesome!

Kagura: This is good! It was our fault that Sho-chan would have been fired. I thought so much about this, it had me worried.

Okita: Well, idiots might have something to celebrate....

But this imperial order has a dark side to it. It's proof positive that the Tendoushuu are planning to move.

See, it's obvious now that they consider the Hitotsubashi group their enemy.

To keep the Hitotsubashi from usurping the throne, they've placed Shigeshige-sama upon it. Of course him being there is just a temporary gig.

Within the illustrious families of the Bakkaku, there are swarms of guys who would love to take the Tendoushuu down.

Eventually the Hitotsubashi will be able to take advantage of this and even their stopgap measures will be rendered meaningless.

Tsukuyo: Ya think them Hitotsubashi guys will oppose tha Tendoshuu in order ta get the leadership to themselves?

(Sfx- Mogumogu chew chew)

(Handwritten- Uh, those are mine.)

Okita: Well, look at it like this. Do you think they JUST want the leadership....

Or the Bakfu itself?

If they turn the Bakfu inside out, then the whole world's gonna change.

There are things lurking in an even more pervasive darkness...

Either way, the Hitotsubashi and Tendoshuu's political pissing contest is gonna put the Bakfu in a tight spot.

(Sfx- Ponpon patpat)

004

Gintoki: Hold up.

If the Bakfu is screwed up, then what about the geezer...?

Okita: Well, he's alive and all...

But with things the way they are right now, going to Yoshiwara...

or hell, even taking a step out of the castle is a no go.

Even if his body is in tip top shape...

With the higher ups circling each other, and Sadasada's assassination...

The whole castle is on super lock down, and guards are on the Shogun like the white on rice. Leaving or entering the castle is forbidden, and anyone who's found trying to break in will lose their head...literally.

Nobume: Hime-sama...

It is time to return.

005

Soyo: Nobume-san...

Nobume: …..

Don't make that face.

Okita: Well...

I'm sure you guys understand why things ended up this way...

I'm just beginning to wonder...

Just what the hell...

Are we even fighting for?

GINTAMA

(Side text- Unclear thoughts...)

SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 399: An unsinkable moon.

006

???: Seems the moon is full tonight too.

Hinowa: I suppose...

It may be because this is the final moon Suzuran daiyuu will ever see.

There's no need to make that face...

After all, Suzuran-san has done her best, as have all of you.

You thought that your actions would go unnoticed underground, just because you snuck around?

For goodness sake, you're so reckless.

You know, lately you've been acting very similar to a certain Gin-san, and placing yourself into all kinds of danger.

I thought I’d try to remain tight lipped on this subject in hopes you would be careful...

But it seems that it was a futile effort.

007

Tsukuyo: Hi—Hinowa...you ain't sayin'...

You ain't tryin' to tell me you knew who Suzuran was waitin for...?

Hinowa: Who knows?

But for her to wait this long for this gentleman to come and pick her up...

He must have been someone special.

That much I do know.

Right...?

Suzuran-san?

Suzuran: Hinowa-chan, it's about time...

Would you please get me my makeup?

He'll be coming to keep his promise soon, so I must be ready.

008

(Sfx- gishii gishii ree ree)
Sasaki: And where pray tell are you going?

Oh, are we off to frolic in Yoshiwara with a body like that?

You'll die, you know.

If there's any more of a commotion after all of this, it'll be quite problematic.

I believe you were told that no one is allowed to leave or enter here.

So I invite you to go back to your room.

Maizou: I'm one hundred percent aware that I’m breaking a law.

If it pleases you, then cut me down as my punishment.

009

Maizou: If it isn't enough for a blade to take my arms....

Then take a leg or my head as you see fit.

However, everyone has granted me...

One more chance to honor the promise we exchanged that night.

The promised string that connects our souls...

no matter what blade you use on it, will never be severed.

Sasaki: If you expect me to sever this tight guard...

Just to allow an old man to abscond to Yoshiwara to play around, I'm afraid you don't really understand the situation at hand.

This tension filled political situation is not to be trifled with...

Even the smallest error will create a gap for our political opponents to exploit...and I cannot allow that to happen.

010

Sasaki: So once more,

I request you go back to your room.

Hinowa: There we go, you're all made up.

Suzuran-san, you're beautiful.
The image of a woman who is about to meet the man she fell deeply in love with.

Now Tsukuyo...

Her kimono....

Tsukuyo? What are you doing there?

Suzuran: Tsukuyo-chan...

You made a pledge with a good man, did you not?

011

Tsukuyo: …..Naw.

It wasn't nothin' important....

We'll...

Bring tha old man back with us to Suzuran for sure.

Suzuran: If you did...

Then you should believe in him until the very end.

Good men....

Always keep their promises.

(Sfx- Kararan clattter)

Suzuran: Isn't that right?

012

Tsukuyo: Yeah...

Yer right about that.

(Sfx- Dooon Thoom)

Sasaki: Y—you all...

Where did you come from...?

Gintoki: The person that this finger stops for...

has to kick the can~
(Sfx- Garaaa clatter)

(Sfx- Gararaaa clatter)

Everyone: Okayyy~

Sasaki: Wha...

What are you people doing?

You've even involved the Shogun.

Okita: All right, lets all decide who 'it' will be with rock paper scissors.....against Hijikata-san.

Hijikata: What?! Why?! With this many people here against me, it's basically just bullying!

(Handwritten- Besides, I never even said I'd play with you guys!)

Shigeshige: We've had enough in-fighting, so please stop.

As the Shogun it is my right to make this decision.

014

Shigeshige: Jiiya, I leave this to you.

Sasaki: Enough nonsense. Do you think the higher ups are going to allow a brazen act of insubordination such as all of these outsiders being here to pass?

Who do you think will have to take responsibility...

(Sfx- Goshaaann craaaaaaash)

Nobume: Hurry up and pick up the can.

I believe it flew in the vicinity of Yoshiwara....

015

{I detest that moon.}

{The moon may have brought the night and you to me....}

{But the moment dawn stirs, it sweeps you away with it.}

{I am of the firm opinion that it would best if the moon never disappeared from sight...}

{If it were to do that, we would be able to remain here in Yoshiwara together forever.....}

{You know that once again...}

{The moon will go along with the night....}

{And once again...}

{Once dawn approaches, it will take you away from here with it.}

{The next full moon...}

{Wait for me in front of the Sakura tree.}

{Is that a promise?}

{Yes...it's a promise.}

{I will....}

{Certainly...}

(Sfx- Dosaah thud)

017

Maizou: I...

We finally meet again...

Suzuran: The night of the final moon...

Has brought you here to me...

But..

I'm sorry...

While waiting for you...

The sakura and I have both withered...

Maizou: What are you saying?

(Sfx- Hiraa flutter)

018

Maizou: Nothing...

Has withered.
Nothing has changed since back then...

You and the night blossoms are as beautiful as ever.

Suzuran: Maizou-sama...

Is this...a dream?

Will you disappear with the moon....?

Is this a one night fantasy?

GINTAMA LESSON 399......END.

019

Maizou: No...

Tonight the moon is unsinkable.

This is a dream...

That we will not wake from.

For now on...

We'll...

Always be together.

That is a promise.

(Sfx- Potaah drip)

Maizou: I promise you.

(Side text- Towards another moonlit night...)

Translation: Anagle Mole 25

Sat, 05 May 2012 18:33:43 +0000

I really should be packing. *sigh* Probably the best part of a vacation is the few minutes before it ends, and reality takes over with the most magical shit eating grin.

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(Side text- Kyousuke revived!!)

ANAGLE MOLE
Space 25: Metamorphosis.
FUKUCHI TSUBASA

Volume one of the manga is out on the surface in stores everywhere!!

002

(Side text- Kyousuke recovered!! But...how?!)

Kamomill: Hu...

Human..!!

{How and when did he get up there?!}

Luchiru: Kyou...

Kyousuke: My stomach injury is fine man...

So Imma take care of things from here, okay?

Luchiru: What are you talking about...?

A 'human' won't stand a chance against a 'majin'....

Kyousuke: Don't worry about it.

003

Kyousuke: You just take a little break.

{Dammit! If the human takes over now, my chances of victory are...}

Kamomill: Mario...!!!

(Sfx- jibooh poof)

(Sfx- Fuh sfft)

Kyousuke: Wha?!?

(Handwritten in mouth: We're falling...)

(Sfx- Oooooooooooooh)

Kyousuke: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

004

(Sfx- Dooooon thooom)

Kamomill: I dunno how he managed to get above the rock, but...

if a human falls from a height like that.....

{What?!}

{How the hell did he get over there!?!}

005

{What is this?}

{I thought I saw him waking up, but then he suddenly disappeared...}

(Bubbles from top left: Eh?//Kyousuke?!//Huh?)

(Sfx- Pun bloosh)

(Sfx- Dododododo)

{But before I knew it, he was holding Luchiru on that floating rock!}

Bahamut: And now he's on the ground!

(Handwritten- And it looks like his wounds are healed too...)

Bahamut: That's...

It's almost as if...

Kuwatrol: It's almost as if he has a 'majinagram'....

But the majinagram is a power only majin possess.

I'll hazard a guess and say...

perhaps when humans use the spring...they revert to a 'former' state...

006

Kuwatrol: A chemically induced metamorphosis!!

The properties of the spring that raise life energy and the blood of a human...!!

Perhaps when the two of these mix together, a strange chemical reaction occurs, and the result is a 'majinagram' like power being born.

Could this also be related...

To that 'Anagle mole' being that he referred to?

Kyousuke: Luchiru, you just chill out here.

007

(Sfx- Dath dash)

{Those moves...}

{It has to be....}

{Humans have the same type of power that we do, it seems....}

008

{And that guy's power must be...}

{Super speed!!}

{If I were to try and fight him with a power like that, he'd kill me dead before I even realized it!}

{Then...}

{Kyousuke....}

{Will you be someone who bends to the will of others...?}

{Or...}

Kyousuke: You're up against me now.

{Will you become an 'Anagle mole'?}

Kyousuke: Bring it on!!

Kamomill: Yeaaaah..no, I won't.

Kyousuke: Huh?

009

(Sfx- Dododododo)

Kyousuke: Wha?

The hell?!

(Sfx- Gashii grnnnd)

Kyousuke: Geh!!

010

(Sfx- Zuuuun thuuuud)

Kyousuke: Ngh!!

(Sfx- Jijii zzzt)

{This guy is unconscious!?}

Kamomill: My power is Mario...

It allows me to control that which has no consciousness...

Kamomill: Even if they're still 'alive'...!

Even that huge slab of stupid that has you pinned down can be useful!!

(Sfx- Dooooon)

Kamomill: I never thought you'd fall for such an outrageously simple trap!!

Now you can't use your oh-so-badass super speed, human!!

011

Kamomill: All you can do now is DIE!!

Kyousuke: You'd do this to your own buddy....

012

(Sfx- Zuuun thooom)

Kamomill: Huh?

Did you squeak something just now, human?

C'mon, say it again. I dare you.

Bahamut: Kyou...

Kamomill: Heheheheh...

I did it...

I really did it!!

I defeated that 'human'!!!

Whats a matter? Rock got your tongue?!

I can't hear you underneath that rock, and over the sound of my awesomeness!

013

Kyousuke: Can you hear me now?

{Wha...}

(Sfx- saoooooooh)

{WHAAAAAAAA}

{AAAAAAAAAT!?}

014

Kamomill: Mario!!

(Sfx- Dannhh wffft)

{No—No way..!!}

{How did he escape from that situation...?!}

{So his power isn't 'super speed' after all?!}

Kamomill: Mario!!

Then....

What is his power?!?!

Oooraaaahhh!!

(Sfx- Zuuuh gloop)

015

(Sfx- Unnn gllooorp)

016

(Sfx- Dobuuun glooorp)

Kamomill: Eh?!

(Sfx- Pun bloop)

(Sfx- Dododododdodo)

Kamomil: No---

No way......

(Sfx- Dodododododo)

Kamomill: His majinagram isssss?!

017

018

(Sfx- Doooooon htooooom)

Kamomill: Ground infiltration?!

019

(Sfx- Dopaaaah thwokk)

Kyousuke: I don't get what's going on or what this feeling is....

But it seems that...

I've really become a mole huh....?

(Handwritten- But what the hell is going on, seriously...)

(Side text- With his powers awakened, is this the sign of a huge turn of events?!)

Luchiru: Heheh...

Sweeeet...

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 21.

Translation: Bullet Armors 7

Wed, 02 May 2012 21:32:06 +0000

I've been waiting to translate this chapter, and it did not disappoint. Seriously, this is like Gurren Lagann and One piece put together. Either side one picks, they're getting a winning part, and guess what? Volume 3 and 4 are friggin' awesome.

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Ion: Hah!

(Sfx- kon tunk)

Ion: Nnnn

Yah!

Bullet: Kyuuh.

Techno 7: I promise you.

Ion: Can you make more stones for me, Bullet?

Bullet: Kyuhii.

073

Ion: Teyah!!

(Sfx- Kosunn thunk)

Proto: Kyu?

Bullet: Kyuh?

Ion: Good, my body seems to have recovered completely.

I guess I don't have to take it easy any more....

(Sfx- Koke thunk)

Ion: I have to get...

Much...

Stronger!!

So I'll never lose to anyone, ever again!

074

Techno 7: I promise you.

075

Ion: Hey Selena!

I'm all better now!
Hmm? Where'd she go?

Oh, over there!

Selena!

Selena: Nanana...

Nana...Natsu no Coconuts~

(TN- Seemed better to leave it in Japanese. It means 'Summer's coconuts, BTW.)

(On bottle- Sparkling rinse.)

Selena: Nanana natsu coconuts~

Where is this, it's Natsu~

The na-na coconatsu for two.

Kokoko kokekkoo

076

Selena: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!

Ion: OWWWW!!

Selena: You damned perverted mountain monkey!!

Proto: Kyuuu.

Bullet: Kyuh.

Ion: Sorry, I didn't think you'd be taking a bath out here....

(Small text- Besides that I'm injured, should you really treat me that way?)

Selena: Obviously people need to bathe, don't they?

Especially with how dirty we've been lately...!

Ion: Yeah, I've seen some terrible things...

especially recently.

Selena: AND ALL OF IT WAS YOUR FAULT!

I don't want to spend another minute in a place like this! I want out of here immediately!
Somewhere far, far away!!

077

Ion: Why do you want to get away so bad?

Selena: What?

Ion: Well, you said it before.

'I wanna get as far away from here as possible', or something like that.

(TN- Selena, what's up with those suggestive poses? Hnnnnngh.)

Selena: It's nothing major.

It's not your problem.

After all, a guy like you who just randomly decides to go on a journey just for kicks...

Wouldn't understand what it's like to be chased by scary people.

Ion: Yeah...

I don't really understand.

Selena: Tremors are 'weapons'....

078

Selena: There are people after my tremor, Proto.

Proto: Kyu~

Bullet: Kyuuh.

Selena: People who think tremors are weapons and nothing else want us....

they're ruthless, and out for Proto's head!

So I've been running as far away as I possibly can.

And I'll keep right on running,

and running...

As long and as far as it takes to protect my precious 'friend'!

Ion: Even if you do that, they'll catch you someday.
Selena: What's that?!

Okay then 'sir-know-it-all', what else can I do?

079

Ion: Let us take care of the bad guys for you!

If they try anything funny, they get a 'Bullet' to the face, courtesy of me!

Selena: Huh?!

Ion: You're all fired up aren'tcha Bullet!

Bullet: Kyuui!

Ion: Owowow!

I guess we haven't had time to play lately have we?

Awwright, lets have some fun!

Proto, you can join in too 'kay?

(Handwritten- Up you go! Up ya go!!)

(Handwritten- Badum pa! Badum pa!)

(Handwritten- Kyu kyu kyu!)

Ion: There's a chance that my father and Rez are out there too!

If we do our best we'll all be able to head out into the distance!

Selena: This is my problem....

Ion: What's up Selena?

Selena: I'm going to the 'Tremor subjugation battle plan'!

And you're going to stay here!

080

{Tremor subjugation plan gathering headquarters: Terecof statue entrance.}

???: Who's this?

081
???: He was collapsed in the Ragu wild lands when the rescue team found him.

Man he's huge....

Look here on his body...these scars look like bullet wounds.

Did a tremor do this?

???: Please keep back.

???: Bison...

Apparently he's the kind of beika who works alone...he left out of town without any backup.

And he got beat too....no helping it.

Bison: Der...

082

Bison: Bre

ederrrr...

???: It--

it was a breeder?

Report this to captain Bungari at once!

There's a breeder closing in on our city!!

083

Ion: Tremor subjugation battle plan?!

Whazzat?

Selena: A plan where they are going to break into a tremor's nest and smash it!!

The beika plan to go on the offensive against tremor who attack the city!

I plan to take advantage of that and make some money!

Get it?

Ion: Right....well I can't say I completely understand, but it means defeating tremor right?

Selena: Yes!
Good boy!

And messing up there means getting killed!

You could seriously die!

084

Bullet: Kyui!

Ion: I'm going to go with you Selena!

Selena: Eh?

Ion: Obviously if I'm gonna protect you from baddies, I'm going to have to go there too!

Selena: Nononononono way! Someone like you....

You're so weak! How can you possibly say those things with a straight face?

You'll die...!!

I promise you.

I'll become stronger....

And protect you Selena!

085

Selena: You're such a weakling!

There's no way you can protect anyone....

But...

If...

You want to protect me that badly....

(TN- I don't say this much but...d'aww. Why aren't more people interested in this? It's like One piece meets Gurren Lagann.)

086

087

Selena: Those are....

Tremor!

(Sfx- Dyuun shiink)

Selena: Ion!!

088

Ion: I said i'd protect you...

And so I will! That's all there is to it!!

089

090

Ion: Nngh!

Selena: Be careful Ion!

Those aren't run of the mill tremor!!

Kyahh!!

Ion: Selena!!

091

Selena: Ion!!

092

Ion: Hah...hah..

Quick Selena!! Go hide somewhere!!

This tremor can attack things from a distance!!

Selena: But what about you....

(Sfx- kiin clang)

093

094

Selena: See! You can't do this all by yourself!

Especially when all you've got is a punch for an attack!
Ion: Believe in me!!

I'll become stronger....

(Sfx- Gashiin clank)

Ion: And I'll protect you!

Bullet and I...

will never break our promise to you!

095

Selena: Kyah!!

096

Selena: A...

Bombardment?

097

Ion: Bullet...

(Sfx- kachi grnd)

Tremor: Vooon

Ion: MAGNUM!!!

098

099

100

(Sfx- Dyuun shiiink)

101

Selena: Uugh..

Cough

Cough..

Proto: Kyui..
Selena: Geez, he's so powerful!!

102

Proto: Kyuii

Ion: Hup.

Selena: You really intend on protecting me, huh?

Ion: Yup!

Sure do!

103

Ion: Ow!

Selena: Use your brain when using that strength of yours!

You could be just as dangerous to me as them if you don't!

Ion: My bad...

(Handwritten- Owwie...)

Selena: Geez...

Next time...

We'll be at the Tremor subjugation battle plan...

so try to think of a way to use that strength there.

104

???: Thanks for the info.

Here's 350 zen.

???: Children breeders?

Wasn't this guy at the meeting earlier?

(Handwritten- Thank you very much! Thank you~~)

???: Convey this to those with skill only...

I don't want this information to be leaked out to everyone!
??: Captain Bungari!

Bungari: People are listening...

use proper discretion!

???: These breeders are only children...

we'll loose favor if we do something this drastic.

Bungari: Don't underestimate breeders.

105

Bungari: They are demons who's greed has lead them to glorify machines...

be they children or not...

they must be killed before they kill.

Translation: Anagle Mole 24

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:22:52 +0000

Huh, It appears I get much more done when I'm on vacation.

With this I've done something for each of the major groups I'm a part of. You're welcome. YOU'RE ALL WELCOME.

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FUKUCHI TSUBASA

24th Space: ANAGLE MOLE.

(Kanji: Rock.)

(Text inside of rock: As death draws close to Luchiru....)

(Side text- Volume one of the manga is now out in stores!!)

ANAGLE MOLE.

002

Luchiru: Ngh...

De...

Dekos...!!

(Sfx- Shiiin huuush)

Kamomill: Looks like you've used up all of your majinagram energy..

And the human you were with abandoned you.

The possibility of you becoming a 'rare stone'......

Has disappeared in a flash of light right before your eyes!

{Chiwa...!!}

{Kyousuke....!!!}

(Sfx- Dododododo)

003

Bahamut: Kyousuke..!!

Kyousuke!!

Why?! This spring should heal any of his injuries.....

But he looks like he's in more pain than ever!!

(Sfx- Biki biki crackle crackle)

(Sfx- Kafuu cough)
Kyousuke: Uugh...

Cough!!

Kuwatrol: He's a 'human'.

The Leona springs...

To 'majin' it is medicine...to 'humans' it is poison...

in summary it's no wonder this is happening.

To put it compactly.

Bahamut: No way...

Kyousuke!!

Open your eyes!!

Kyousukee!!

???: You idiot!!

004

Fat kid: You goodie two shoes wanna be!!

Next time I won't lose to you!!

(Sfx- Baaaka baaaka stuuupid)

Fat kid: We'll remember this!!

(Sfx- Charin charin ding ding)

???: Hmph!!

???: And?

You bullied them and returned....I take it?

(Shirt- Easy victory)

???: Sniffle.

(TN- That's the same shirt Makoto has....hand me downs? Or something more significant?)

???: I obviously saved a kid who was being bulled!!
???: Oooh. You're really amazing. Your big brother is very proud.

005

???: But they don't even bother thanking me!

Worst yet, the teacher always makes me stand out in the hall although both sides were fighting!!

Big bro: Heheh...

Chiwa: Kyousuke, you only save them cause you want someone to thank you?

(Handwritten- Geez..)

Kyousuke: SHADDUP CHIWAWA!!

IT JUST MAKES ME MAD WHEN PEOPLE BULLY OTHERS!!

But whenever I get close to someone a fight always breaks out!

And everyone says 'It's too much work to hang out with that guy'!!

I'm never....

I'm never going to save anyone again!!!

(Handwritten- Uuughhh)

(Handwritten- Uuugh..)

Big bro: Kyousuke.

006

(Back of shirt- REALLY easy victory.)

Kyousuke: What does my face have to do with anything?

Big bro: It has plenty to do with everything. You have a cool face.

But...

(Sfx- Kyuuh kyuu kyuuh wif wiff wiff)

Big bro: How about this?

(Handwritten- Yes, he did just draw on a mirror.)

Kyousuke: That's not me!!
Big bro: Well, I’d say it is how you look right now.

You go and save anyone that's in trouble....that's just who you are.

To ignore someone who's in trouble isn't something you can do.

Kyousuke: But...

Big bro: No buts outta you!!

(Sfx- Bamuuhh wuuump)

Kyousuke: Ungh?!

Big bro: Listen up Kyousuke.

You have to decide right now!

Will you just bend to 'anyone's will anywhere?

Or....

007

Big bro: Will you become an 'Anagle mole'?

So Kyousuke....

Will you fight for others one more time?

008

Kyousuke: Fight?!

You mean pick a fight again?

Big bro: Yes, but not exactly.

I don't mean fighting just to fight...

{To enforce 'your' will....}

{And carry your bravery.}

Big bro: You all know...

What a 'Mole' is right...?

Kyousuke: That thingy that lives in the ground and digs holes?
009

{A mole lives a very cold and lonely life...}

{They don't group together, and for the most part live alone.}

(Shirt- Bravery.)

{They don't grow too much after leaving their parents territory....}

{Instead they go in search for themselves, even going as far as the surface.}

{Unfortunately on the surface enemies such as cats and dogs await.}

{There are some moles who in the middle of their journey end up being killed.}

{Why do you think, despite knowing this...}

{The mole still goes off on a journey...?}

010

{Because they know...}

{They don't want to live in a place 'for others'.}

{No matter how painful the travel is, no matter how the path might wind....}

{They want to live in a place meant for themselves...and so they go in search for it.}

{Kyousuke.....}

{You have your own 'beliefs'....}

{You have your own 'dreams.'}

011

{No one else can control you....}

{And the bravery that you posses.}

{That is....}

{Continuously probing....}

012

{A way of life just like a 'mole's'.}
(TN- That's sorta what an anagle mole means. 'Anaguri' (Which is a weird reading for the 'probe' kanji...)and 'mogura' or 'mole'. So 'Probing mole' is the closest translation to the title of the series.)

Kyousuke: That's right..

I'm...

Luchiru...!!

If this keeps up then...!!

013

Kamomill: Return to dust!!

(Sfx- Doooon THOOOM)

Kamomill: Hah...

hah..

hah...

(Sfx- oooooohhh)

Kamomill: Hah...

hah...

hah...

(Sfx- Bogooh thoook)

(Sfx- Zatshh Sfft)

014

Kamomill: He's...

Not here?!

(Sfx- Baaaan dooom)

Kamomill: Impossible...!!

{He shouldn't have any more strength to use his majinagram!!!}

(Sfx- Garaaaj Clatter)

(Sfx- Hahhh sfft)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Kamomill: Wha...

015

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

(Sfx- Jahhh sheen)

Kyousuke: Sorry about that Luchiru....

I shouldn't have said crap like 'leave me behind'....

But I ain't runnin no more.

And I’m not gonna drag you down either....

Even if I get covered in dirt...

even if I have to crawl...I’ll protect you...

Kamomill: Wh—why? How could you save that useless idiot...!

Human?!

Kyousuke: A 'mole'...

I am...

016

Kyousuke: I AM AN ANAGLE MOLE!!

(TN- Once again- Anaguru (probing) Mogura (mole))

(Bottom text- Kyousuke revived! You HAVE to see the next issue!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 20.

Translation: Bullet Armors 6

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:04:14 +0000

What can I say? I'm a sucker for stuff no one else even thinks about.

Helz0ne only.

(Sfx- Jijiji sssizzzle)

(Sfx- Jijiji sssizzle)

Techno 6: The same question.

Ion: The rock...

Melted?!

039

Shade: Kyuun...

Aibrock: Dude, I've tangled with lots of Beika...

and I have to say your way of dealing with them is the stupidest I’ve ever heard.

No one gives a crap if one guy like you dies!

Cause no one anywhere knows you!

But if you start telling ME how to do things, and get in MY way..

Then I'm gonna shoot you to death, right here, right now!

040

Techno 6: The same question.

041

Aibrock: URAAAAAHHHH!!!

BURST!!

042

Ion: Wah!!

That attack again?!

Aibrock: EAT THIS!!

Ion: AUGH!!

043

Ion: Ow!
Aibrock: HAH!

044

Ion: Hah...

Geez, it's like gunfire!!

Bullet: Kyuh...

Ion: My shirt got ripped by it...!

Aibrock: That ain't the only thing you need to worry about...

Once I amp up the power on this, your whole body is gonna get fragged!

045

Bullet: Kyoooh!!

Shade: Vooooh!

Aibrock: What the hell!?

046

(Sfx- piku grnnd)

(Sfx- kiin Grnnd)

Shade: Vooooh

Voohhh!!!

Aibrock: Damn!!

Shade! That right hand...!!!

GET THE HELL OFF!!

Bullet: Kyouh!!

Ion: Bullet!!

047

Bullet: Kyuuh!!

048
(Sfx- Chijiji dssshhhhh)

Aibrock: Nghh...

Urrrghhh!!

Ion: URAAHHHHH!!

Hah...

Hah...

Thanks Bullet!!

049

Ion: I'm stupid?

You're going to 'amp' it up?

Don't go blabbering nonsense!!

Bullet is stronger...

Then you'll ever be!

Aibrock: Oh? And what makes you think that?!

Huuh?

050

Ion: Because I'm going to be hella strong too!

I plan to be anyway.

Aibrock: Spouting crap again?!

An asswipe slacker who knows nothing about the world...

shouldn't spew meaningless crap!!

Ion: Bullet!!

051

Selena: Hah..

Hah..
Why do I have to...

Do this sort of thing...?

To save the Beika that are our enemies...

does he even have a brain?

Though I guess since I'm doing what he asked, I don't have a brain either.

Proto: Kyu.

Selena: I think it's about time Ion and I said our farewells.

(Sfx-Don boom)

(Sfx-Bababa)

052

Selena: All right, ride's over! You can see the town from here.

It'll be bad if I’m seen by anyone...

so you'll have to hoof it the rest of the way yourself!

Beika: We managed to get away from that demon...?

Selena: Hey! Get moving!

Beika: Ugh, to think we'd have to be saved by you...

Selena: Don't get it twisted! I already said I'm only doing this cause Ion's a dummy!

If you wanna be thankful, go thank him!

Beika: Ion?

That boy in red that you were talking to earlier?

053

Beika: Guwaah!!

Selena: Time to get off!

Beika 2: What's that?

Selena: I'd appreciate if you don't talk to or about me with anyone, mmkay?
It's nothing but trouble, trust me!

Proto: Kyu~

Beika: Why?

Why would you save us?

054

Beika: You're a breeder...

Your group is one who doesn't concern themselves with the well being of others...

that's what we've always thought of you...

Proto: Kyu.

055

(Sfx- Kyuuh shhhfft)

Aibrock: Bullet fragments...!!

Ion: Take thiiis!!

056

Ion: Punch...

Punch...

PUNCH!!

Aibrock: Your aim sucks!!

057

Aibrock: Your physical strength is shot huh?! Without it your tremor can't function!

This proves you're just a brat!

Ion: Tremors aren't weapons that are used to kill people!!'

They have consciousnesses too!!

058

Aibrock: Guys who think like you are the most dangerous to this world....
Ones who think nothing more than 'Tremors are meant to be our buddies' are the world's garbage!

I hate to break it to you, but Beika don't feel the same way!! They'll chase us to the ends of the earth!!

To us breeders...

Humans are the most dangerous of them all!!

058

Aibrock: That's why you can't trust them!!

There's no choice but to attack before you get attacked, you feel me?!

It's the only way for us to live freely!

To live as 'breeders'!!

Ugh!

Bastard...

059

Ion: Hah...hah...

I'm going to have an awesome journey with Bullet!

It's got nothing to do with Beika or anyone else for that matter! We're gonna do things our way and that's all we need!

Living to distrust others is something I don't want to do!!

060

Ion: ORAHHHH!!!

Aibrock: Damn! He still had this much strength left?!

(Sfx- Pakunn ka-chkick)

Aibrock: Shade!!

061

(Sfx- Dyuun veeen)

062

Aibrock: ATTACK!!!

063

064

Aibrock: Haah...

hah...

haah....

065

Aibrock: You idiot...

You forced me to go that far!!

This is what happens to weaklings....

Who talk too much!

Sorry buddy....

But I DID warn you.

066

Aibrock: Lets go...

Shade.

Shade: Vooouh.

067

Bullet: Kyuuh.

Kyuh...

068

Bullet: Kyuuh

Kyuuh!!

Kyuiii

Kyuui!
069

Ion: Ouch...

Bandages?

Selena: Just stay still.

070

Selena: Move around too much and it will hurt.

I'm not a nurse or anything, so I just did what I could with the bandages.

Ion: Selena?

Bullet: Kyuh.

Kyuh?

Ion: Why'd you save me?

Selena: Why is it everyone has to ask the same stupid question?

Obviously because if I don't save people they tend to die!

Ion: But you still saved those beikas....thank goodness...

Selena: What did you say?! And after I worried myself sick about you...!!

071

Ion: Thank you!

Next time...

Bullet: Kyuuh!

Ion: I won't lose!

Translation: Gintama 398

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:40:21 +0000

Probably not the only translator who works on vacation, but most likely the most pathetic.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- all is well that ends well?)

SORACHI HIDEAKI

GINTAMA
Lesson 398: Two demons.

???: You did some amazing work this time,

Sasaki-dono.

Well, it certainly is a shame that the work you did sent you right back to the hospital to cool your liver down..

It is proof of your loyalty that you would complete the mission despite the injuries you have.

Nobunobu-sama admires you as well.

Now we the Hitotsubashi group can establish a new political party and the standing to go along with it.

(Sfx- Pih pih beep beep)

???: The group that was standing in our way is now no longer a part of the Bakfu.

002

???: Our greatest foe, the political advisor Sadasada has...

confessed to all of his crimes and as such has been imprisoned.

He now awaits judgment.

Much more surprising is the actions of Shigeshige. In order to judge his uncle..

he discarded his own position as shogun and chose the same path as Sadasada.

I thought he was merely a puppet, but...

to abandon himself without thinking...he is a different breed from his uncle it seems.

In any case, thanks to that our leader Nobunobu-sama can fit snugly into the shogun's seat.

For goodness sake, it seems in the very end that wooden puppets are what pass as wise rulers now.

(Sfx- Ahahahahah.)

Sasaki: Nezu-dono...

You do realize this is a government run medical facility? There are most certainly ears on the wall, if you understand what I mean.

Nezu: Oh please. Before long the Hitotsubashi group will be the rule of the roost...there will be no one for us to fear.

(Sfx- Zath sfft)

???: He's right, the walls DO have ears, and the sliding doors have eyes.

003

Hijikata: And your shoulders...

Kondo: Have little fairies on them.

Nezu: KYAHHHH!!!

(Sfx- gatata clatter)

Nezu: D---DEVILS!!!

S-Sasaki-dono!! I—I have to take my leave!!

T—Take care!!

(Sfx- Pyuu whfffft)

Sasaki: Well, well. If it isn't the Shinsengumi.

I'm surprised that you'd actually come here to check on my well being.

Seeing you like this really does make me think of faries with pure hearts.

004

Hijikata: Oh c'mon.

You're going to be the future chief inspector of the police right? There's so much to be done that if we don't stop by now we may not have the chance.

(Sfx- Jakki Shiink)

Hijikata: Things to do such as attending a funeral.

Sasaki: Hmph.

So before it's noticed that you've been used, you've come to cut me down?

Kondo: If it's for the sake of correcting a grave misuse of government, I'm happy to be used.
But this is for the sake of protecting our vassal, we have to put aside self interests and burden ourselves with the wrongdoings of our lord. There's no way that we can just put a lid on this.

005

Sasaki: For your lord?

My, my. I had no idea that your loyalty for the vassal runs so deeply.

To correct mismanagement of the government?

Do you really think that's how things will go?

Is it really worth unsheathing your swords for something like this?

If you've been thinking that i've been trying to overthrow the current lord for the sake of the Hitosubashi group, that's a misunderstanding.

Despite my overwhelming eliteness, I am not clairvoyant.

Though to think that for the sake of a mere rounin....

(Bubbles: Uncle...//No matter how much they are stigmatized//Those hearts and souls will never be defiled.)

Sasaki: The head of the country would be moved enough to abandon his status.

And for one rotten bond....

That a band of scattered mountain monkeys who know nothing about loyalty would find a reason to take up their swords.

006

Sasaki: He truly is a man I cannot comprehend...

that Sakata Gintoki...

Even she with her fickle nature...

Despite stubbornly claiming that it was for completion of the mission, I can see that his bad influences have begun to take root within her as well.

Am I right...?

Nobume-san?

007

Sasaki: And that how things are. I'm deeply sorry for disappointing you, but...

If you think I allowed the Tendoushuu to replace the shogun's head....

Even I’m not naive enough to believe that such a thing would change the world.

The Tendoushuu's raison d'etre became the complete ban of the older policies....which allowed for new government standing...

Before we didn't deal with or depend on foreign nations, but this is exactly what is needed to create a strong country.

The young leader of the Hitotsubashi group understands and embraces this ideal, or so it seems.

I however have no interest in unearthing such a stunted little lie.

I am much more intrigued by a bigger more ridiculous fabrication...

a whopping lie if you will.

No need to worry, I doubt the Hitotsubashi will assume governmental duties yet...

It's about time for the Tendoushuu to move.

While Lord Sadasada was around, they did a good job of keeping lookout.

My men reported this to me just a little while ago...

That the corpse of the crow disappeared.

008

Tendoushuu: Damned Sadasada...

he was lacking in skill.

To not even notice the sound of the ground that is your status cracking under your feet...

If you had, maybe your restoration might have happened sooner.

And from the beginning the Hitotsubashi's youngster is far too late and far too foolish to allow their administration to be of any merit.

Puppets that are useless should be cut off and tossed away.

Even if that puppet has no use....

it still has worth as bait for it, does it not?

(Sfx- Gouuun veeeen)

009

(Sfx- gashiin clank)

Tendoshuu: Oh? So you've returned...messenger of heaven Yatagarasu....

Oboro: Please excuse my tardiness..

I had to bend the meridian points to restore myself, and ran into unexpected difficulty.

Tendoshuu: Just who could wound you that severely?

Oboro: I was the prey of a demon.

010

Tendoushuu: Oh? A demon?

Oboro: A symbol from the dark side of the patriot wars out for Sadasada.

He became the prey for that demon.

It's lamentable that he doesn't know anything of the Hitotsubashi group's existence...

But it goes to so that he is the same as Sadasada and his group...a fool beyond measure.

This means that now another is creeping close to the center...

this other existence is our true enemy.

011

(Sfx- Jaraaan chiiime)

Sadasada: Aren't we late?

I've been waiting.

Foolish Tendoushuu, thought you had me under lock and key did you?

I'll say your judgment is impressive...to hoist me as your representative....but I suppose I am the only choice you have.

Too bad Shigeshige....

You have neither the power or volition to judge me!

No one, not even heaven...

Can judge me--

012

Sadasada: ee?

Huh?

???: You're absolutely right.

Neither the shogun or heaven....

or anyone else for that matter can judge you.

The one who can is...

013

Takasugi: ME.

014

Sadasada: Y--

YOU CUR!!!

Takasugi: I don't need you to remember anything...

In any case, the Tendoushuu...or those foolish crows...

No...the heads of all of the world...

i'll slash them all and roll them neatly into hell.

Give my regards...

to sensei for me.

015

Oboro: Yes...

Our true enemies are...

The demons...

Known as..
Shoyou's students.

016

Nobume: A little too late, are we?

Oboro....

Oboro: It seems you're taking this seriously....

Mukuro.

Excuse me, I forgot you're going by 'Imai Nobume' now.

(Sfx- Hyuuuuu wffffft)

Oboro: At one time, you were used by heaven...

One of the Naraku's three wings in your childhood.

017

Oboro: Moreover even that man....

Is a member of Shoyou's group of students...

And now he's pointed a blade at heaven?

Nobume: Isaburou says he will see through that man; Takasugi's whopping lie...

So I will do the same.

Oboro: Is that so?

I suppose next time we meet we'll see just who loses the most feathers from their wings.

Wait.

Do they fit him?

Those two students of his....

Are they like Shouyou....

018

Nobume: Not really.

One of them...
Seeks to protect what it is Shoyou left behind.

The other...

Seeks to destroy what he left.

However...

They are the same as each other.

019

Nobume: They both....

Have eyes full of sadness.

(Sign- Karaoke pub Pineapple)

(Side text- Their ways of life merge....)

GINTAMA LESSON 398.............END.

Translation: Boku to Majo no Jikan 8

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:12:30 +0000

I guess the school in the chapter title refers to Rantarou's flashback? Otherwise I'm lost. This chapter made up for the difficulty of the last one by just being friggin hilarious. See you guys in May with chapter 9.

???: I found you!

(Middling text- News flash! JC 'Bokumajo' volume two will hit stores on January 4th! (Wednesday.)

???: You again...?

???: Heheh...

This time I won't let up until I kick your ass.!

???: You really want to go at it again?

???: Of course!!

(Side text- In the dark recesses of the city, two new characters...?!)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.

002

(Sign- Trash dumping prohibited.)

??? Heh...

I got whupped again...

003

???: Aaaaah

Dammit.

I'm still not good enough?!

More like this is bad...

I feel like I'm gonna die..

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN

ARAKAWA SHIN

8th Hour: Anachronism school days.

(Side text- An ordinary morning?!)

???: How long are you gonna stare slack jawed at the TV?! Get your kiester to school Enji!!

004
Enji: But sis, I wanna see my divination...

(Sfx- Geshi kick)

(Handwritten- Huh?)

Sister: Quit talking like a little girl. Don't you have balls down there?!

Now get your ass to school!!

Enji: Kyah!

Ah..

Geez..

Why the hell do all the girls in my family have to be violent boneheads?

(Handwritten- My ass hurts.)

???: Hey there buddy...um...

005

???: You're a 'kris' ain'tcha?

Take me to Benihi coffee....

I'm..

Beggin ya...

Enji: Huh?

Wait...?

006

Enji: Hey Hakuu...

I hate to bug ya, but this guy insisted I bring him to you.

Hakuu: Rantarou?

Rantarou: Ha—Hakuu..

Been a minute..

Rantarou: UNGH.
Enji: Wha...?!

What are you doing?! He's injured!!

007

(Sfx- Ton tap)

Hakuu: Enji...you've brought one hell of an annoyance with you.

Enji: Huh? But he's an 'underground customer' right?

Hakuu: Well..

You aren't wrong....

Looks like he lost miserably again...

For goodness sake.

No helping it. I'll administer medical treatment....bring him in Enji.

Enji: S—Sure.

Rantarou: Maan.

I knew you'd be able to patch me back up with your medical treatment Hakuu...you're the best!

(Sfx- Dun dun dun duuuun)

008

Hakuu: Listen, you getting your butt whupped and then dragging said behind here is an issue for me you know?

Rantarou: C'mon, don't be like that! I haven't been here in a while youknow?

Oh!

I made you this as a present! It's a rice bowl.

See, I was thinking of you when I made it Hakuu! Go on, take it!

Hakuu: I can use this as Ain's food bowl....thanks.

Rantarou: It'd make me happy if you took it.

Enji: Are you sure you're okay with that...?

Rantarou: Oh yeah, thanks buddy.

It sucks you had to see me all messed up like that tho.

Enji: Um, yeah. It's cool.

Rantarou: Oh yeah, I forgot.

I should probably introduce myself and junk.

{Oyama Rantarou// Favorite rider Riderman.}

(TN- Kamen rider reference I'm assuming.)

Rantarou: I'm a second year student at Rokushou academy Oyama Rantarou.

Pleased to meetcha!

009

Hakuu: He's really just an ultra idiot though. Better you don't get involved with him.

Rantarou: After not seeing each other for so long, you're being awfully rude Hakuu!

Hakuu: I call an idiot as I see an idiot.

And judging from your injuries, you tried fighting Kamiju again didn't you?

Rantarou: Y--

Yeah dammit!!

I've been trying to fight that guy and win for two months as a part of my training!!

Enji: Wha?

You were in a fight?

(Handwritten- Dude, I thought you got hit by a car or something..)

Hakuu: Kamiju is a freelancer for the underground society.

If you pay him, he'll do any sort of job. He's quite strong to boot.

However this dummy here continuously tries to pick a fight with him just to lose.

010

Rantarou: I don't care if I'm an idiot! This is the life I was born for.
When I see someone strong, I gotta fight and win! Badass no? Totally like a main character too!

As a fellow dude you get it right? Um...

Enji: Oh?

Me?

Rokushou academy first year Tsudzuri Enji.

Right now I'm sorta Hakuu's assistant and I work here.

Rantarou: Wha..?

Assistant?

The hell?! I've been asking to be your assistant for a while now Hakuu! What happened?

Hakuu: Talking to you is a pain.

Rantarou: Whaaat?!

011

Kankuro: Hey Hakuu, got a minute?

Rantarou: Ah! Kankuro-san!

Long time no see!!

Stop making that obvious 'Damn, it's him again' face!!

The southern district of this city has a yakuzua group known as the 'Akahayashi gumi'. The son of the leader has taken in a 'kris' without permission, and that creature ran away.

The group has sent out several guys to look for it, and one who managed to catch it on camera before it ran off took this pic.

012

Hakuu: Ooh.

This looks like a Spinx.

Enji: Huh. Looks like an ordinary cat to me.

Hakuu: That's just camouflage.

It emits a pheromone that creatures like and then eats them whole. It could even eat a child, its that kind of reprehensible creature.

Before it causes a major incident and becomes city lore, we should probably capture that kris.

Rantarou: H—Hey Hakuu!

I want to repay you for fixing me up! Let me look for that thingy! Besides searching for stuff is my specialty!

Hakuu: Are you sure? You're sorta injured right?

(Handwritten- And you are going to pay me for your treatment right?)

Rantarou: Injured?

As if! I'm back to black baby!

See!

(Sfx- Bushuuu blooosh)

Hakuu: Um no. You're kind of bleeding!

013

Rantarou: You'll see! I'll be back in a flash!

(Sfx- Bushii bloorsh)

(Handwritten- Huh!?)

Kankuro: Hey..

Rantarou, are you seriously okay?

Hakuu: Enji, could you go with him?

(Handwritten- I'm worried about him going off on his own.)

Enji: Y—yeah.

???: Did you find that cat?

???: Not yet sir.

???: Really now. Well you'd best hurry.

If that person has to make a move, it's bad news.

???: Yeah.

014

???: If that thing isn't handled...

The other gangs and the underground organizations might find out...

Rantarou: Huh?

Why are you following me?

Enji: Obviously because you're injured.

Rantarou: Listen, I'm glad you wanna help and all that jazz..

But I ain't gonna be able to trust you just because you're Hakuu's assistant and all, got it?

015

Enji: Um...you don't...do you like Hakuu?

Rantarou: I get it...

You're a 'psychicker'...

(Handwritten- You got me there...)

Enji: Um, I can tell from just looking at you.

Rantarou: It started one winter several years ago..

Enji: I hate to cut into your flashback,

But we've got a cat to find.

Rantarou: Oh, yeah. About that cat, I can easily find its scent with my nose.

Enji: Your nose?

Rantarou: I'm a 'wolfman' kris.

My nose is on the same level as a wolf's.

016

Enji: Wolfman?

Rantarou: You've probably heard all kinds of stories or read novels about wolves right?
Enji: Can't say I have, no.

Rantarou: In any case this nose of mine can seek out the cat's hormones..

Enji: Pheromones.

Rantarou: Right, that thing. And using the scent I can track it down.

What, you don't believe me?

Okay then, rather then help me out how about I just prove it to you?

We'll have a contest. Whomever can find that cat first wins. Sound good?

Enji: Yeah...but how are you going to find out what the pheromones scent is...?

Rantarou: Ah...

A—anyway, it doesn't change the fact that once I get a lock on the scent I'll find it first!

Why are you looking at me like that?! You don't believe me?

017

{5 hours later.}

Rantarou: Walking and running about while searching for 5 hours...

Has brought us this, well whatevs. Lets see if we can't get a scent from this?

This is the stuff we've found.

{Top right: Dentures//Surstromming// Four star ball// Middle: Glove// Ikko document 'Woman's laws// Left top: Homeless guy (61 years old)// TE*GA// White powder}

(TN- TE*GA or TENGA is a Japanese sex product, Surstromming is a swedish dish of fermented Baltic herring, not sure what Ikko-document is, and the four star ball is...the four star ball. Though the writing for it is Sushin chuu)

Rantarou: What?!

Where's the cat?

Enji: Um...more like what kind of crap have we managed to find?

018

Rantarou: This is weird....where is that cat?

Enji: No, I really think we should worry about this stuff we found.

(Handwritten- Like the white powder.)

(TN- That old dude is totally snorting it.)

???: Oh wow. I was wondering who you are and it turned out it's Oyama...

Rantarou: Huh?

Dude: It's been about two months hasn't it? Where did you go?

Squirrel(?): Kishishi

{Rokushou High school Boss Aoyama Seijun and his accomplice Chabashira Niko// Throwaway characters.}

(TN- Lol.)

Rantarou: Aoyama!!

Niko: Isn't this great boss?

He remembered your name!!

Aoyama: S—Shut up! I ain't happy or anything.

019

Rantarou: Sorry 'bout this Tsudzuri-kun...We're gonna have to put our cat search on the back burner for a bit.

Enji: Huh? Why?

Aoyama: You mighta beat me before...

But this time things ain't goin' the way you want Oyama!

Right? Guys?

020

{Rokushou High Shitenou Destruction Monk Amachi.}

{Rokushou High 10 blades Porno master Honda.}

{Same 10 blades Rock master Sawaki}

{Sweat covered Gonta.}
(Tn- Shitennou is from several anime and manga, while I'm sure Jyuppongatana is from Kenshin and from a lesser extent Bleach. (Where it's Espada)).

Rantarou: Oh?

Enji: Dude, what kind of enemies have you made?

Aoyama: But I should actually be thanking you. If it weren't for the fact that you betrayed us, I wouldn't have been able to gather all these strong guys.

Niko: Kishishi, It's cause he was soooo looking forward to meeting you again that we were able to gather everyone!

Aoyama: Hey! I wasn’t THAT happy to see him! Stop talking!

Enji: H—hey.

Rantarou: Huh? What?

Enji: Look there at the girl with them.

{Lone flower Big bang breasts Orin.}

(Handwritten- Wh---what?)

021

Spinx: Nyah

Rantarou: The cat!!

He's theeeeeeeeere!!

(Handwritten- How'd he end up there?)

Aoyama: What?

What about that cat?

We found him in the school yard.

Rantarou: Hey Aoyama, if I kick your ass...

Imma take that cat.

Got it?

Aoyama: Yer actin' too proud Oyama.

Do you really think you can beat all of the guys I got gathered here?!

Rantarou: Tsudzuri-kun, you stay out of this. All of these guys are my prey.

Enji: All of them? Even if you are a 'kris', you're still injured...

022

Rantarou: If I can't take care of something like this,

Then I'm not myself.

Listen up,

Small fry characters!!

Bring your rocks, your knives and your guns!!

I don't give a damn what you bring, just make sure you bring it with all you've got!

I just want a fight....

A fight that will bring me that feeling...the feeling of getting stronger!!

023

Aoyama: Y---

{Equipped weapon// Stone}

Dude: You asked for it!!!

{Equipped weapon// Three sided cone.}

Dude: Oyamaaaaaaah!!!

Rantarou: Kuahahah!!

Are we gonna fight or what?!

Enji: Wha?

Dude: Orahahhh!!

Lets do thissss!!

Enji: Eh?!

Dude: C'moooon!
{Equipped weapon// Model gun.}

{Equipped weapon// Hobby Blade}

{Equipped weapon//Matsui stick.}

(TN- Matsui stick is a sort of beauty product.)

Enji: Wait...

Why me?!

024

Rantarou: Hey Tsudzuri-kun! I told you to stay out of this!!

Enji: I really couldn't help it!

(Handwritten- They were after me too!)

Enji: They brought the fight to me!

025

Aoyama: Hey!

Check out the dude with the Pikachu haircut!! What the hell is he doing?!

He ain't too bad at fightin'!

Take him down with Oyama too!!

Guys: ORAHHHHH!!!

Rantarou: Damn.

Allrighty then, but make sure if you're gonna take anyone down that you keep it to the small fry characters only!!

Enji: Huh?!

The hell, do you think this is Streets of Rage?!

More like, it's already hard enough to tell who's who!

026

Rantarou: That's easy dude..

Sixth sense!

Enji: Sixth sense?

Rantarou: Use the sixth sense!!

{When he was younger, Rantarou has a weak body due to sickness.}

{What ended up changing him was recuperation...}

{Recuperation done in the wilderness.}

{Breathing in the fresh air of the hills and mountains...}

{Day after day, Rantarou's body began to get stronger.}

027

{No...}

{It would be simpler to say that his body was returning to it's normalcy as a wolfman.}

{Rantarou was happy to have his strong body and health...}

{10 years old.}

{And began to act like a punk.}

(Handwritten- My front tooth came out!)

{He began to pick fights with anyone he could find.}

(Handwritten- Lets fight!)

(Handwritten- Dammit..)

{When he'd lose he'd simply train himself and then throw himself into the next challenge, the next fight....and this is how his days would proceed.}

028

{By the time he had reached his sixth year in elementary school..}

{There wasn't a person in town who he hadn't beaten.}

(Children's sumo event against the village hero Futomakimaru who's ship was sunk.)

{In middle school he...}

{Took down the monster bear who had been eating villagers 'Kintarou' in a fight.}

029

{After he defeated the bear, the people of the village began to revere Rantarou.}

{Though there were a certain few who would scorn the boy for his deeds, attaching a certain monkier to him...}

{For snatching Kintarou's 'life...}

{or in this case balls...}

{Rantarou would be...}

{For short...}

{Kintamarantarou.}

(TN- So much win. Kintama is balls.}

{This would exasperate Rantarou to no end.}

{So}

{Eventually the time came for him to return to the city.}

(Handwritten: Hey Kintama!)

(Handwritten- Kintama!)

{It was the winter of his first year in middle school when he left there and returned to his old home.}

{He declared to himself that he'd become stronger no matter where he was.}

{But just how much stronger would he need to become before he'd be satisfied?}

{The answer to this would only come as long as he sought strength.}

{And this is what lead to Rantarou's current way of life.}

031

{Consequently...}

Rantarou: Weak!!

Weak!!

Weak!!

Weak!!

(Sfx- Pasha pasha blish blish)

(Sfx- bashaan bloosh)

032

Rantarou: Sooooo

WEAAAAAAAK!!!

EEENNNGHHHHHH!!!!

033

Rantarou: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!

Dude: Wh—what?! Even if you say that much...

(Handwritten- We got used for two pages...)

Rantarou: Ah dammit..

Even though I'm this strong....

034

Rantarou: There's still plenty I haven't seen.

I've still got a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, way to go.

Kuahah..

IN the end all I can do is laugh...

Cause there's just so much more I want to experience...!!

Dude: Ngh!

035

Enji: Haaah

Hahh..

{He's a friggin Monster.}
{He fights as well...}

{As I do, and has the same moves.}

{He hasn't even taken a single breath yet.}

Aoyama: D—dammit!

Then we're gonna have to call it quits for today!

{Didn't fight.}

Aoyama: You can take the damn cat! Just thank my generosity!

Niko: Just be sure to remember the boss next time!

(Handwritten- Bye bye Kitty-chan.}

036

Enji: Geez.

I got all sweaty...

Rantarou: Phew! What a rush!

Enji: Well, we found the cat so I guess we should contact Hakuu...

Spinx: Nyah!

Enji: Hm?

Whoa.

Damn. Even cats owned by the yakuza are well taken care of.

(Sfx- Kira shine)

Enji: It's collar has some pretty high quality jewels on it.

037

Enji: If we were to sell it, how much would it be worth...?

Rantarou: Tsudzuri-kun..

Well no.

I won't call you Tsudzuri any more.

Rantarou: You fight like a champ, buddy!

You're more than just an assistant for Hakuu.

Enji: Dunno why, but things suddenly got creepy.

Rantarou: So then..

Will you hear me out? I've got a favor to ask...

You know, see I wan't able to go all out in the fight we were in just now.

So well...

038

Rantarou: You and me..

Lets fi--

Enji: NO.

Rantarou: That' was kinda fast...

(Handwritten- And you said no..)

Enji: I sorta figured that’s where you were going with this.

Rantarou: Come on now! You and I did a number on those guys together you know?

And it would be good practice for real combat! Doing work for the underground means risking death man!

Enji: Well...I get what you mean...

Rantarou: All right, then it's decided!

Enji: Um no...wait.

039

Rantarou: Oh!

By the way, whomever wins can order something from the loser. How about it?

Enji: How about what?! More like you just decided this on your own!

Rantarou: How about if I win you hand over your assistant position?
Enji: What?! Do you not understand the words coming out of my mouth?!

You're pissing me the hell off!

Moreover...

Its true I'm working with Hakuu, but I don't have any particular feelings towards her.

So I can't accept those conditions.

Even if you were to win against me or whatever, unless Hakuu agrees it's pointless.

Rantarou: Ah, yeah.

Okay then lets change the conditions then.

So basically I should change the conditions so that they'd affect you personally.

If it's like that, then I think I’d be fine with it.

Enji: What?

Rantarou: Okay, to summarize if I manage to win then...

040

Rantarou: You'll be gay.

041

Enji: Eh?

What?

Rantarou: You..

Will be gay!

{I don't get...}

{What he means!!}

Spinx: Nyah

Nyah

???: Did you find the cat yet?

???: Bro, you have to look too!!
(Side text- Where is the cat?!)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN CONTINUES IN FEBURARY'S ISSUE.

Translation: Bullet Armors 5

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:21:25 +0000

Volume two engage.

So I just got Volume 4 in the mail, and damn if it didn't get my blood boiling. This is what shounen is supposed to be. Awesome art, badass fight scenes and simple but effective writing. I love it all even if it is a bit on the generic side. Anyway new rules now!

helz0ne only.

I have gotten official word that helz0ne will take over scantlations so the translations are reserved for them. If anything changes I will post it on a future translation. Enjoy reading, and give them all your love and cookies.

BULLET ARMORS

Vol 2

Morita comment

Whoooa, Volume two is totally out now. That was a long time, like I didn't think it'd be this long. It was long enough for a person's personality to change, yeah. In any case I'll keep on studying, keep my pen moving and work hard. See you in a half year!

002

Breeders (Tremor users) Using the Bikkon they are able to grant consciousness to the tremor, and using their 'bodies' as a foundation utilize their powers. If a breeder's body should become naught, then the unification of powers cannot be utilized.

CONTENTS

Techno 5: Those who are free.....003

Techno 6: The same question....041

Techno 7: I promise you.....079

Techno 8: The way to use a tremor.....115

Techno 9: Premonition......151

003

Techno 5: Those who are free.

004

005

???: Who the hell are you?

Ion: You're not Rez...

You're not Rez at all!!

006

007

Selena: Is he an acquaintance of yours?

Ion: Sorry, can't say he is!

???: So you're a breeder too huh?

Ion: I am a breeder, and my name is Ion!!

She's Selena!!

Selena: Why are you causally introducing yourself?!

He just defeated those beika in an instant!!

He could be our enemy too...

008

???: Hey don't worry...I won't attack you.

If you guys really are breeders that's a different story.

(Handwritten- Wh—what?)

???: We just met after all!!

Tremor: Gurururu

???: As fellow 'freedom seekers', we oughtta become friends!

Selena: Freedom seekers?

009

???: I am a breeder..

and with a tremor at my side there's nothing I can't do!

{Breeder: Aibrock burst.}

{Aibrock's tremor Shade}

Aibrock: Weak little beika can only gather in numbers and hope to match us,

cause they're jealous.

(Sfx- Pashuuu shffft)

Selena: Geez, so it IS you...

The rumored buck wild guy attacking beika!

010

Aibrock: The name's Aibrock.

Use it.

Flagpole!

Selena: F--

Flagpoooole?!

Aibrock: What about you whimp?

Why'd you let one beika beat you down like that?!

Ion: W--Whimp?

Aibrock: Aww, could it be you're just a newb who doesn't know how to use his tremor?

Ion: How to use it?

Aibrock: Hah! So you don't! You're an idiot dude! A super idiot!

Selena: I already hate him!!

011

Aibrock: C'mon. We're all breeders here, so lets be buddies!

Selena: I can't believe YOU can say that after all the crap you were talking!

Tremor: Kyuuuuinnn!

Aibrock: Right?

Ion: A tremor!!

Tremor: kyooooooh!!

Aibrock: Shade!!

(Sfx- Vooon)

012

Aibrock: Shoot 'em down!

This guy here is Shade.

He can shoot down anything....and he's my tremor.

013

Aibrock: I'm not a small time breeder like you guys!

The two of us are loyal to no one else but each other, and we're headed to central cause we've got big plans!

Ion: Central heading?

That does sound impressive!!

Aibrock: I said to 'central' asshead.

'Central' is a tremor paradise!!

I've heard all kinds of strong tremor that no one's ever heard of lurk there!

The nick name for this place is 'The mecca of mecha'!!

Ion: Mecca of mecha!!

014

Aibrock: As of now, no one's ever actually been there..

Cause tremor keep them at bay.

Ion: So awesome...!! I wanna go and see it!

Selena: You're such a simpleton.

Going to that place is basically suicide!

What on earth would you accomplish there?

Aibrock: Strength...

I just want more strength!!

(Sxf- Meki grind0

015

Aibrock: See, Imma find 'central' before anyone else and wreck up the place.

After there's not a single tremor left, Shade will be the ultimate tremor!!

Ion: Ultimate tremor?!

Selena: That's a perfect reason to go.

For a retard.

Aibrock: I didn't expect someone with the body of a kindergartner to get it.

Ion: Selena!! Socking people in the face is rude!!

Selena: Who do you think you're talking to?!

What about all the rude stuff he's been spouting?! Say that to him!!

Ion: Ow!!

016

Aibrock: Ain't you guys interested in central now though?!

Well I’ll extend a special invitation to you!

If you're willing to be my subordinates...

We can all go there together!

Selena: WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO BE YOUR SUBORDINATE?!

ARE YOU STUPID?!

Aibrock: Welp, the lady is out.

How about you buddy? Interested?

Ion: Thanks for saving us!

But I can't go. I'm on a journey to find my dad!

017

Aibrock: B—but I went through that trouble of saving you...

Ion: He got depressed?!

Selena: Bleh!

We don't have the time anyway!
Don't try to drag us into your suicidal trip to central!!

Ion: But he doesn't seem like a bad guy...

Selena: We'd be best off not getting involved.

If we stand around arguing with that moron any longer it'll be problematic for us.

So before it gets worse...

Ah..

018

Selena: It's worse....

019

020

Beika: There he is....the guy with the tremor on his back..!!

And the two with him are probably breeder too.

Seize them!!

Ion: Beika...!!

Selena: Ion, be a good lure and let them capture you!

Ion: That's asking for too much!

Aibrock: Only six guys?

That's nothing....!!

021

(Sfx- buswahh sssssh)

022

Aibrock: Just try and catch me!!

Selena: W—wait!!

Ion: WHOAA!!!

Aibrock: You idiots...
Get down for a minute!

Shade: Kyuiiiiii

023

Aibrock: Rush shoot!!

024

(Sfx- Kabaaa fwfoop)

(Sfx- Kkikkikn tnktnktnktnk)

(Sfx- kakikikin thintntnknktnk)

Aibrock: Fuh...

Heh.

So this is how it turns out?

Beika: Uugh...

025

Aibrock: Damned small fry!

What are you people doing?

Ion: I thought I was gonna die...

(Sfx- Bakubakubaku poundpound)

Bullet: Kyuh.

Selena: What on EARTH are you doing!?

Aibrock: I did this for you two!

See, we'd be an awesome three some! Be my subordinates!!

Selena: WHY!?

Ion: Looks like one beika slipped through!

026

Aibrock: So one's still left huh?
Beika: S—stop! Please!

Just let me go! I beg you!

Aibrock: Hahahah...

Sorry buddy...

But there's a bullet here with your name on it.

027

Aibrock: Shoot em down!!

(Sfx- gigigii grnnnd)

Selena: Ion?!

Aibrock: Hey buddy, what's the deal?

027

Ion: You don't need to attack this guy!

That's enough of this!

Aibrock: You let one beika run, and they'll be back with more you know!

Move it!

Ion: No!

Bullet: Kyuuh!

028

029

Aibrock: Listen. Quit blabbering dumb crap and let me finish him.

Keep in mind, if he leaves here alive they're going to double up their efforts to capture us!!

If you keep acting naive then you'll find yourself in your grave soon enough!

This isn't some fight for kids!!

030

Ion: This makes us no better than bad guys!
Punch!!

Selena! Take that beika somewhere safe!!

Selena: Eeh? Me?!

031

Selena: You want me to save the guy who just tried to capture us?!

Quit fooling around!!

Uuuugh!!

Fine then I'll do it! Is this good enough?!

Why do I have to do these things?!

To make a maiden do heavy lifting...

You men are the worst!!

032

Shade: Kyuuuuun

Aibrock: If you're seriously gonna get in my way...

I'll kill you!!

Shade: Vooon.

Ion: As if i'd die!!

Bullet: Kyuiii!

033

Ion: Punch!!

(Sfx- Sukaahh ssshh)

Ion: Ungh!

He's fast...

034

(Sfx- Kiiiiii weeoooo)
Aibrock: Shoot!!

Ion: Uwahhhh!!

Aibrock: Damn!

What's wrong?! Weren't you gonna stop me?!

(Sfx- Koso koso Sneak sneak)

034

Ion: Punch....

Ow!

Aibrock: Heeyah!

Ion: Ow!

Selena: Geez..

Why do all breeders have to be headstrong idiots with violent streaks?

They're really...

Battle heads....!!

Maybe I should go back to town...

(Handwritten- But they're so heavy...)

035

Ion: He's so strong....

Just what is he?!

Aibrock: Where are you?!

Ion: Oh crap!

Aibrock: You wanted a fight right?! So get your ass out here and quit hiding!

If you get on your knees and beg me to be your boss I'll be willing to reconsider!

Ion: You're just a bad guy Aibrock!!

That's why I won't apologize to you!
And I don't want to be your subordinate either!!

036

Ion: Whaat?!

037

Aibrock: You don't know anything about how this world works..

The strong eat, and the weak are meat!

The moment you let your guard down on the battle field is when you die!

Even if you beg or cry now, I don't give a damn!

Your ass is grass!!

Translation: Anagle Mole 23

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 01:10:08 +0000

I--I--I--It's not like I posted two translations for you! I--I--I was just around okay? It has nothing to do with you! B---b--b--but...you'd better read it and comment//thank me!

Pinoymanga scans only.

(Top text- Volume one of the manga is in stores everywhere!!)

FUKUCHI TSUBASA

Luchiru: H--

He's gone?!?!

(Sfx- Baaaan dooom)

(Side text- Dorche has been crushed!! but where is the other majin, Kamomill?!)

ANAGLE MOLE
23rd space: That's...a problem.

Luchiru: Why....?

I know I saw him fall into that hole....

(Sfx- Zokuh throb)

(Sfx- Kuru spn)

002

Kamomill: Whew~

(Sfx- Kyuuiiiin wheeeeen)

Luchiru: He--

He's flyinnng?!

Kamomill: You idiot.

You think I, the great Kamomill-sama would let himself fall down a hole?

(Sfx- Jiji zzt)

Kamomill: Do I look that stupid?!

(Sfx- Doooon fwooom)

003

Luchiru: You're the idiot, idiot!

I was sorta scared for a second, but all you can do is fly!!

(Sfx- Ni sgrin)

(Sfx- Jijii zzzt)

Luchiru: Whoops!

(Sfx- Chih zzt)

(Sfx- Dohuuun fwooof)

(Sfx- Kurun Spn)

(Sfx- Fuh fwf)

(Sfx- Zazah ssft)

Luchiru: With that aim you'll never hit me!

Compared to that guy who copied stuff before you're kinda...

(Sfx- Bahh fwap)

(Sfx- Ji zzt)

004

(Sfx- jijiji zzzzzt)

(Sfx- Juhoouh fwoof)

Luchiru: Wha...

Kamomill: My ability isn't limited to just flying around.

(Sfx- Guii grnnd)

Luchiru: Eh?

(Sfx- Dooon fwop)

005

Luchiru: M-

My clothes are being pulled...

Waaaah!!

Kamomill: Heheheh...
Dumbass.

(Sfx- Gyuun gyuun wfff wfff)

Luchiru: Waaah!!

Waaah!!

Kamomill: This is my majinagram...'Mario'!!

I can use this majinagram in the air.

(Sfx- Jiji zzzt)

Kamomill: Anything without 'consciousness' that I touch is under my control!

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Luchiru: Wah!!

Kamomill: Take for example...your clothes!!

Now eat dirt.....

(Sfx- Goaaah fwooom)

006

Kamomill: Huh?!?

(Sfx- Pitaah wff)

(Sfx- Baaan dooom)

(Sfx- Fuwa fuwa wff wff)

(Sfx- Zuzaaah sfft)

Kamomill: Hmph.

How utterly tasteless....

(Sfx- Fuhh fwff)

007

(Sfx- Hah hah)

(Sfx- Baaan)
Luchiru: This is all it takes to wreck your ability.

I'll bet you can't control me without my shirt now, huh?!

Kamomill: “Mario”.

(Sfx- Jibooh fwoof)

(Sfx- Daan taaap)

Kamomill: …..Fine.

So I can't do anything when you take off your clothes.

(Sfx- Goooh fwooom)

008

(Sfx- Tan tap)

(Sfx- Kuruu spn)

(Sfx- Zahh Sffft)

Luchiru: Flying again? Gonna give up?!

If so, it's my turn!!

Deko....

Kamomill: Here's a little brain teaser for you.

009

Kamomill: A-kun doesn't like the idea of having his face slammed into the ground,

And to keep from being controlled he removes his 'clothes'.

At that point B-kun got to thinking...

'What if there were 'equipment' that he couldn't remove'...?

So then...

Where do you think B-kun touched?

(Sfx- Jijiji zzzzt)

(Sfx- Gogogoggo rmmmble)
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Luchiru: No---

No way....

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmble)

010

(Sfx- Dodododdodo rmmmmmm)

Kamomill: If you said 'the miguard on his ears' you're correct!!

Dumbass~

(Sfx- Dogyuuuun fwoooom)

011

Kamomill: C'mon, take 'em off. I dare you.

If not, you're gonna get a nice healthy serving of soil.

Get me?!!

(Sfx- Gooh thomp)

(Sfx- Gyuruun weeehooo)

(Sfx- Dokaaahh thonk)

Luchiru: Dammit...

(Sfx- Meki meki grnd grnd)

Luchiru: I can't take these off..!!

Kamomill: The miguards are a majin's lifeline...!!

Only the owner of the miguard can take them off...

But if he does his head whirls around and he loses all sense of reasoning!!

(Sfx- Guiiii grnnnd)

Kamomill: Whether you take 'em off or not..

It's the end of the road for you!!
(Sfx- Dooon thuuud)

012

Kamomill: Hah...

Hah...

(Sfx- Fuwa fuwa Wff wff)

Kamomill: My my, where does the time go....

(Sfx- Dooon dooom)

Kamomill: I was right in letting that idiot Dorche go first and scout this other idiot's majinagram for me.

Though don't expect me to split the reward evenly~

(Sfx- Chuun tweet)

Kamomill: Now to hand this guy over and get my two hundred thousand!!

And if I can get the human too, I'll be raking in the cash..!!

(Sfx- Kuru spn)

(Sfx- Zah sfft)

(Sfx- Kuii wiff)

(Sfx- Fuwa fft)

(Sfx- Fuwa fuwa fft fft)

Luchiru: Already going back...?

013

Luchiru: It's a little early...

for dinner don'tcha think?

Chibi-chan~

(Sfx- Jii zzzt)

(Sfx- Dogyuuu wfffff)

Kamomill: I don't hate you or anything.

You're just an idiot who talks big but doesn't know crap about using a majinagram.

But I need less talking and more shutting up.

(Sfx- Zuh sft)

(Sfx- Goohh fwoooof)

(Sfx- oooooooooh)

{No...}

014

Luchiru: I know how to use my majinagram....

And you've given me the instant I need to use it!

(Sfx- Goooh fwooooo)

(Sfx- Goshaaah thuuud)

(Sfx- Gahh grnnd)

015

{Bokoheru!!!}

(Sfx- Zuuun doooom)

Kamomill: Gonna use the last of your strength...!?

“Mario”!!!

(Sfx- Gahh sffft)

(Sfx- Fuwaah ooohhh)

Kamomill: You idiot!! No matter how many times...

Luchiru: Aaand....

016

{Dekos!!}

(Sfx- Gooooh fwooom)

017

(Sfx- Doh doh doh doh tmftmftmf)

(Sfx- Pih wf)

Kamomill: Wh--

What the...?

(Sfx- Shiii ddsssh)

(Sfx- Doh doh thump thump)

Luchiru: Dammit...

I missed.

{Kyousuke should be fully recovered soon..!!}

{Until then...}

Luchiru: I won't miss again....

now then..

Kamomill: Why...

Why?!

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Kamomill: Why?!

Luchiru: Ready for round two?

Little puppet man?

Kamomill: Why is he still moving?!

Why?!

(Sfx- Dododododo tmpmtpmtpm)

Bahamut: Hah...

Hah..

Why...?!

Why is this happening?!

(Sfx- Dododododo)

Bahamut: He's not healing!!

He's not healing at all, Luchiru!!!

(Sfx- gafuhh Cough)

(Sfx- Biki biki crackle crackle)

(Side text- Both sides are in big trouble...Next issue is a must see!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 19.

Translation: Gintama 397

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:11:21 +0000

Considering the lesson title is what everyone in the series has gone on and on about from the very first page of this manga back in 2003, I think we're sorta achieving some kind of full circle effect here.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- Overlapping memories...)

Shoyou: Our comrades...

GINTAMA

Shoyou: And everyone....

Please protect them for me, okay?

Let's make it...

A promise.

002

GINTAMA
(Side text- A vow until the end...)
Lesson 397: Samurai's country.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

Gintoki: Yeah...

It's a promise.

{I---Impossible...!!}

{His right hand still....!!}

003

(Sfx- Gahh Grab)

Gintoki: SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

004

(TN- Yup, they're really going at it.)

005

(TN- Ooh pretty SFX to translate.)

(Sfx- Gahh grabb)

(Sfx- Hyan fwffft)

(Sfx- Gahh grab)

(Sfx- Doohh shink)

Oboro: You would do better to return to hell...

(Sfx- Bushiii bliiiish)

Oboro: SHIROYASHAAAAA!!!

006

(Sfx- Gopaaaaah BOOM)

(Sfx- Kah sft)

(Sfx- Gashiiin Shfft)

(Sfx- Mishimishi grndgrnd)

007

Gintoki: Oooh so sorry.

I just remembered I have a previous engagement.

(Sfx- Mishiih grnnnd)

Gintoki: I think a room in hell has already been booked for you..

So you go on first and wait there for me.

008

Oboro: You...

YOU FUCKERRRRRRRRR!!

Gintoki: Say what's up...

To Sensei for me.

009

(Sfx- DOOOOOONNN THOOOOOM)

(Sfx- GOOOOOH CRAAAASH)

010

(Sfx- Dogoooh thuumpthump)
(Sfx- Gogaaaaaah crsssssh)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

(TN- He's dead Jim.)

011

Gintoki: Heh...

A pinky promise....

Ain't something to sneeze at.

012

Tsukuyo(?): Tendoshuu....

Nobume: How cute. They were scared their cute little doll Sadasada was in trouble, and came in force to save him.

Sadasada: Heheheh...

013

Sadasada: Too bad you mongrel of the Hitotsubashi....

For now you will take your last breath.

Those arms...

Have reached into heaven.

I told you before didn't I? No one can judge me.

The ones who will be judged are you all.

You'll do well to remember this...

What happens to those who are foolish enough to rebel against heaven.

Tendoushuu: Lord Sadasada...

It seems you're being punished quite severely.

014

Tendoushuu: I presume there is a reason for all of this...?

A reason for these circumstances....why the politics of the whole world have spilled out of the place and become a huge incident.

It would be prudent for both sides to discuss this.

You, woman....and the mimwarigumi....I'm sure you have something to say as well..

But there is no need. We will take this into our hands.

More important than the politics behind it, what is important is to bring this conflict under control.

The randomness of human nature and anxiety has wavered and lead to this.

We will take Lord Sadasada with us for a little while.

We will do a thorough investigation, and then act accordingly.

To ensure that this is dealt with fairly and to stop this incident before it goes any further...

We will need to deal with you as well of course.

???: There is no need.

015

(Sfx- Gaah Sfft)

Shigeshige: I thank you for all of your diligent work until now through the good and bad...

But this is a problem in our country and as such we will be the ones to solve it.

Sadasada: Shi—Shigeshige?

Tendoshuu: Oh, if it isn't the Shogun-dono....how are you?

Cleaning up after yourself I take it?

But are you sure about that? I realize you propose to take care of this yourself...

I implore you to leave this to your uncle...after all such dirty work shouldn't be placed on the shoulders of someone as gentle as you.

Or are you going to actually judge the beloved vassals who pointed a sword at their lord?

Shigeshige: They did not...

Point a sword at their lord.

016
Shigeshige: Even if they are scorned as traitors to the country...

Even if everyone in this land were to become their enemy...

I know full well their struggles to protect what is important.

What drives them are not the laws created by statesmen...

Nor is it an empty sense of duty to serve and protect the shogun as his retainers.

The law known as their beliefs....

And the lord that is their souls...

Are the reasons why they fight.

No matter how much dishonor they have to wear...

Those hearts and souls will never be defiled.

If I have to judge them...

Based on their sins and fates...

017

(Sfx- Gachaaan clacck)

(Sfx- Zugogogo rmmmble)

(Sfx- Gagooon clank)

(Sfx- Gagooon clang)

018

Shigeshige: Then all of the swords I have foolishly had my forces point at you..

Are to share the same guilt.

If you are to judge an entire country...

It would fall into ruin would it not?

Sadasada: Shi--

Shigeshige-samaaa!!

Shigeshige: All of them have committed a crime..
And as their lord I have to answer for all of them...no the shogun family will.

Uncle.

You won't be able to stop me....I have already prepared myself to take responsibility.

019

(Letter- Official notice of resignation.)

Shigeshige: We shall go together...

To the depths of hell.

Sadasada: Shi—Shigeshige!!

You intend to resign as Shogu---

Shigeshige: Leave.

This is...

Samurai's country.

(Side text- An unchanging soul still remains there...!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 397..............END.

Translation: Anagle Mole 22

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 01:27:55 +0000

This is exciting and all, but I wonder where Fukuchi is headed? For the first time, I'm actually more interested in future events in this manga than current ones. Hmm.

Pinoymanga scans only.

(Top text- Volume one is now in stores!!// A special project to celebrate Club sunday's three years in operation has launched! From April 3rd to September Club sunday will host the first volume of 'Takkoku' in it's entirety! Clubsunday.jp.)

Luchiru: Ngh!!

He can use...

Dekos just like me?!

(Side text- No way...'Dekos' was returned...!!)

Dude: Neheh.

FUKUCHI TSUBASA
ANAGLE MOLE.
22nd space: The number one majinagram in Anaguland.

002

Luchiru: No...!!

(Side text- En route to 'Leona springs' an enemy waits...!!)

Luchiru: There's no such thing as two of the same majinagram in this world...!!

Dorche: A-Are you okay Kamomill?

Kamomill: Yeah. Nice work Dorche.

Luchiru: Which means that guy....

{Has a copy ability!!}

Dorche: Nihah.

003

Luchiru: Dammit...

My number one objective is to heal Kyousuke!!

Luchiru: Bahamu!!

Train-gou!!

Train: Bururuh

Kamomill: Hm?!
Dorche: It's cool! He can't do anything in mid air!!

(Sfx- Bah hop)

(Sfx- Gashaah grab)

Bahamut: Hoi!

Luchiru: Take this...!!

(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaap)

004

(Sfx- Paaaahh fwappp)

Luchiru: Dekos!!!

Dorche: Oh? Gonna use your clothes to extend it?

But it'll have the same result!!

(Sfx- Zahh sfft)

Luchiru: It's now or never!!

Before they notice me.....

005

Luchiru: Get Kyousuke to the Leona springs...!!!

Train: Buruh.

(Sfx-Buuun fwaap)

Bahamut: Wah!

Luchiru: Dekos.....

(Sfx- Oooooooooh)

Luchiru: Bokoheru!!!

006

(Sfx- Zuboooh fwooof)

Dorche: What?!

Bahamut: Hyahhhhh!!!

(Sfx- Dokaaaan thoooooom)

Dorche: Ungh!!

Bahamut: Ow!

(Sfx- Dopooon splooosh)

007

Bahamut: Whew...

(Sfx- Dopun splash)

Bahamut: Using this much, his wounds should heal!!

And then Kyousuke will be saved...!!

(Sfx- Zudan thud)

(Sfx- Ooooooh)

Bahamut: All that's left...

is Luchiru!!

Luchiru: Phew.

Dorche: Dekos.

(Sfx- Ooooooh)

Luchiru: Huh?!

(Sfx- Pooonnn fwoooof)

008

Luchiru: Whoa!

Ngh!!

Dorche: Oh I get it. You can push it in too huh?

But for real, a dekos made out of your shirt...

Isn't going to even tickle me.

(Sfx- Goki goki crick crick)

Kamomill: Where's the human?

Dorche: Eh?

Whoa, he's gone!

(Handwritten- Even that little creature disappeared!)

009

Luchiru: Dummy.

Obviously Kyousuke-sama isn't going to come to the likes of you.

Dorche: Eh?

Awwright, how about you and I go mano a mano then?

Luchiru: Sounds good!

Dorche: Heheheheeheheh...

Puhihihihihihi...

Hahaahahahahaahah!!!!

Are you serious?!

You're just an overconfident idiot!!!

I was so looking forward to being able to fight that human...!!

And now you think you're a good enough opponent for us both?!

010

Dorche: All right then, bring it on! I'll fight you alone too!!

But guess what, I can copy eeeevery single one of your moves!!

Your cheap little majinagram...

is too easy to reproduce!!

{He can copy it....?}
{It seems as if...}

{You 'have no idea how to use a majinagram' at all.}

011

Luchiru: Yeah...

I don't know how to copy anything...I suck at it to be honest.

They all made fun of me.

Being born with a weak 'ability' made me doubt myself, and did a number on my confidence.

But...

Fighting that guy made me realize something.

'Abilities' don't make the man.

No matter how small your own strength is...

The possibilities of how to use it become infinite!!

012

Luchiru: Copying my moves is easy?

Then knock yourself out! I dare you!

I'll show you how I’ll change my two powers into...

The number one abilities in Anaguland!!

013

{Dekos!!}

Dorche: What did he say?! Anaguland's number one?

Dude, aren't you using the same move as before?!

I have my 'maneru'.

Of course since he saw me send his dekos back to his face, he's gonna try the same trick with the 'Dekos+Bokoheru' again.

And this time he's not using his clothes, but real hard soil!

{Next time if I get hit I’m done for.}

014

Dorche: ….Is what you hoped I would think right?!

Too bad!!

I'm already waiting for your Bokoheru!!

{The moment you press your Bokoheru in....}

Luchiru: Bokoheru!!

(Sfx- Bahh fwaaap)

(Sfx- Bokon pooon)

(Sfx- Bah fwap)

Luchiru: Eh!?

Dorche: Dekos!!

Aaaand...

(Sfx- Gaann baam)

Dorche: I'll create a wall, and pop you from underneath with a dekos!!

Dekos!!

(Sfx- Bogoohh THWOK)

(Sfx- Dooooon)

015

Dorche: I can read your movements like a book!

You're gonna make your majinagram the number one in Anaguland? That's not even funny!

Luchiru: Aaaaaand

Dorche: The next 'bokoheru' you say....

Will be your dying words!!!

Luchiru: Bokoheru!!!
(Sfx- Baahhh fwaaam)

Dorche: Just what I was waiting for!

You think I’m stupid or something?!

(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaa

Dorche: Take this!!

016

Dorche: Deko...

(Sfx- Sukah fwap)

(Sfx- Bogooon fwooop)

Luchiru: Monkey see monkey do....

But there's no way for you to copy my 'imagination' is there?!

017

{Tr--}

Dorche: TRUE ENOUGH!!!

(Sfx- Dokyaaah thooonk)

018

Dorche: Ungh!!

(Sfx- bahhh craash)

(Sfx- Zuzaaaaaaah dssssssh)

Dorche: Ugah..

Ughhh

(Sfx- Baaaan)

Luchiru: All right, I defeated one of them!!

(Sfx- Datsh dash)

Luchiru: Now to see about the other guy who fell into the hole created by my bokoheru!

(Side text- With his ever evolving rapid fire attacks, Luchiru scores a magnificent victory over Dorche!
But Kamomill who should be in the hole is....!?)

Luchiru: Eeeeh?!

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 18.

Translation: Anagle Mole 21

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 04:13:02 +0000

This would have come out sooner if I didn't have to keep looping my favorite songs on Youtube.

pinoymanga scans only.

(Top text- Volume one is now in stores!!)

FUKUCHI TSUBASA.
21st space: Wanted.

(Side text- Take us up and away Train-gou! All the way to Chiwa!!)

ANAGLE MOLE.

002

(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)

(Side text- The betrayal and break in have been discovered!! A large scale announcement spells trouble?!)

Announcer: There are two intruders!

One of them is a spy sent to the surface and has returned as a traitor....'Luchiru'!!

And the other is a human!! The 'demon king Kyousuke'!!

Majin: There's a human in Anaguland?!

For their quick capture a 'bounty' will be offered.

Capturing the traitor Luchiru will net you two hundred thousand chika.

(Sfx- zah sfft)

(Sfx- zahh sfft)

Announcer: And capturing the human that is with him will net...

A hundred times that!!

two hundred million chika!!

003

Majin: Two hundred million?!

Majin2: Sweet!

(Sfx- Zawaaa)

(Sfx- doyo doyou)

Majin3: If I had that type of money I could just slack my life away!
Majin4: Idiot! You're up against a human!!

You're gonna get yourself killed!

Majin1: Th—that's right...

We'd better make preparations to take shelter...!!

There's a hole close to the city right?

Majin2: We should at least get the reward for getting Luchiru though...

Majin1: Are you insane?! He's with a human!!

Sorry to say it, but I'm closing up shop!

(Sfx- wai wai wai)

(Sfx kyuuh kuuh weeoo weeooo0

Majin3: Move it!

Announcer: Whatever methods you use is completely fine...

???: Sorry Luiido!

004

Chiwa: H—hows this?

(Sfx- pooon poof)

Luiido: You look good I guess.

Even though it's off the clearance rack you're rockin' that thing.

(Handwritten- Thank you for your purchase sir.)

Chiwa: Teehee!

(Handwritten- Thanks!)

Luiido: 'Kita' city is a bit cold so you'll need that.

(Bottom bubble: 'Koko' city// Block: Current location// Second bubble: Rest spot// Third bubble: 'Kita' city)

Chiwa: K--'kay!

I see!

Luiido: By the way Chiwa...

Did you hear the broadcast over the miguard?

Chiwa: Eh?

What?!

These thingies can broadcast messages!?

(Handwritten- Oh noooooo)

Chiwa: They were getting in the way when I was trying on clothes so I took them off for a sec...

Luiido: Eh, ain't nothin' to sweat about.

There's only one of those monsters here.

Chiwa: I—I see!!

Hahahah!

Luido: See what?

005

(Sfx- Dodododododod tmptmptmtmpmpt)

(Sfx- Bannn dooom)

Luchiru: So that's how it is...

We're wanted men now.

That's fine. I expected this much to happen.

(Handwritten- Ever since we came from the surface.)

Kyousuke: Dude, this is my bad.

If I had just kept my mouth shut back then...

Luchiru: A non issue.

If you hadn’t been there at that time, I'm sure I would have been slaughtered by upper management.

But that's not our issue now....we have to rescue Chiwa!

006

Luchiru: We have no idea if she's being attacked or has already BEEN attacked.

Since that's the case, we have to find her as soon as possible!

Kyousuke: Hah, hah..

Yo Bahamu...

Is Chiwa up ahead?

Bahamut: Probably...I think she's in 'Kita' city!

We detoured around 'koko' city in search of her 'scent!'

In fact there's no mistaking it! She has to be there!!

(Bottom bubble: 'Koko' city//Square: Current location// Second bubble: Rest stop// Top bubble: 'kita' city)

Kyousuke: Awesome...

Let's hurry.

007

Kyousuke: To that place...

To that 'kita' city thing...

Luchiru: Kyo...

Su...

Kyo...

KYOUSUKE!!!

008

Train: Bururunh

(Sfx- Hyubaaah fwafff)

(Sfx- Gashiiiii grabbb)

Luchiru: Nice going, Train-gou!

(Handwritten- A good catch!)

Train: Bururuh.

Luchiru: Hey Kyousuke!

What's wrong?

(Sfx- pih blich)

009

(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)

Kuwatrol: Heh, weak little human.

He doesn't even possess the ability to recover from his wounds.

He was hiding it from you,

I suppose it was some vain effort to keep from being a hindrance to your little rescue party.

010

Kuwatrol: But now he's been exposed.

If I were to put this situation compactly....

He's going to die.

Bahamut: His wounds have opened up...

Because of how ferociously fast Train-gou is going?

He's...

Been hiding and putting up with his injuries the whole time?

Luchiru: Kyo...

Kyousuke: Leave me here.

011

Luchiru: Huh?

Kyousuke: Hey...Train boy.

Put me down.

Train: Bu..

Buru...

Luchiru: D—Don't screw around!

What are you thinking about...

Kyousuke: Kuwatrol is right.

I've been biting back the pain from my injuries...

so I wouldn't be a pain in the ass.

Heh...and I was even the one who asked you to take me too.

But in the end, things would have been smoother if I hadn't come too.

Luchiru: Kyou...

Kyousuke: Shut up!

I'm beggin ya, Luchiru..

That's enough.

012

Kyousuke: Do--

Don't let me be the idiot that caused this plan to go to hell...I don't want to be a pain in the ass anymore!!!

Bahamut: No way!

Kyousuke, you haven't been a pain in the...

Luchiru: That reminds me...

Kyousuke...

You haven't told me what an 'Anagle mole' is.

013

Luchiru: You promised to tell me, remember?

Kyousuke: …..?

Why are you bringing this up all of a sudden...

Luchiru: Do you seriously think sacrificing yourself like some damn hero would make Chiwa happy?

You remember saying that?

You all chose me to be a member of your family.

So..

I'm choosing not to abandon you....not now and not ever!!!

014

Luchiru: Train-gou,

We're changing directions!! Lets head west!

Train: Bururrun.

Luchiru: Our objective is....

'Luona springs'!!

Kyousuke: Luona springs...?!

Bahamut: That isn't good Luchiru!!

What's waiting there is...

Kyousuke: Huh?

What is that?

Luchiru: As the name suggests...

015

Luchiru: It contains spring water that brings a living being's life force to it's maximum.

It's because of these properties that it's known as Anaguland's 'restoration spot'.

Bahamut: You can't go there!! Upper management has its office there.

If you try to sneak in then...

Luchiru: Lets just pray that doesn't happen.

What matters the most here is Kyousuke's life!!

I see it!!

Please..let no one be there!!

(Sfx- Oooooh)

{All right!}

016

(Sfx- Zasuuu Sfft)

(Sfx- doooon Thoom)

Big dude: They showed up, just like you said Kamomill!

It's really them!! The haunted duo!

Kamomill: Hmph.

I heard these were the guys who beat up Luke and sent him back with his tail between his legs.

I mean c'mon. Did you REALLY think you'd get through here?

Oh and Dorche? it's 'wanted duo', moron.

(Sfx- ooooooooh)

Kamomill: Bring it on!

Luchiru: No thanks!

Jump!!

(Sfx- daan leap)

Dorche: Huh?!

Luchiru: And....

Dekos!!

Kamomill: Dorche...

017

Dorche: Haah.....

DEKOS!!

Luchiru: Eh?!

(Sfx- Gabooon THOOOD)

{De---}

{Dekos..?!}

(Side text- This duo is tougher than they look!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 17

Translation: Anagle Mole 20

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 06:05:46 +0000

Sorry about this thing's lateness. With the issues with the raws on pinoymanga's side, and the fact that it wasn't being regularly scanned while Gintama on the other hand is being scanned regularly and therefore is a higher priority, this sorta fell on the wayside. I should be less busy now so I should be able to catch up and whatnot. Hopefully the raw issues have been solved as well.

Pinoymanga scans only

FUKUCHI TSUBASA

(Side text- Their only thoughts are to....rescue Chiwa!!)

(Side text- A center color page for the massive response!!)

ANAGLE MOLE

20th space: Luchiru buys a car.

(Circle- Volume 1 of the manga hits stores on March 16th!!)

002

Kyousuke: You're gonna buy a car?

Luchiru: Yeah.

(Side text- After defeating boss Luke; the two now aim for Chiwa...)

Luchiru: I'm pretty sure the boss is gonna tell the higher ups about us...

(Handwritten- Completely lost conciousness.)

(Handwritten- Lets go.)

(Handwritten- You sure?)

Luchiru: We're gonna need 'legs' if we want to find Chiwa as quickly as possible!

It'll help us keep ourselves hidden too!!

(Handwritten- We don't have any more time to lose...)

{Damn, that's right.}

{If I had stayed out of sight and sound back then..}

{That majin wouldn't have seen us. But I just jumped up without thinking and that's why Luchiru got hurt.}

Kyousuke: My bad, Luchiru.

(Handwritten- They were able to exchange tree berries for a miguard.)

Luchiru: There it is, Kyousuke!!

003

Old dude: Go home shortpants.

I ain't got no 'cars' to sell you.

{Majin// Jiru// Owner of the mountain opening car center.}

Luchiru: Why not?!

Kyousuke: So these bouncy looking thingies are cars?

Luchiru: This is where cars are sold right?!

Jiru: Okay, sure. At one time waaay back this place here in the mountains was where cars are sold.

But Koko city has all the conveniences that people could ask for and therefore they stay in town and don't come out here.

So now this place ain't for cars but is a bar.

Luchiru: Gimmie one for free then.

Jiru: Ain'tcha got shame boyo?!

I'm tellin ya there's nothing to sell to a buyer like you. So die ya loser.

Kyousuke: Dude, that's harsh!

Majin: Gramps!

004

Majin: Someone refunded this car again.

(Sfx- Bechinn smack)

Car(?): Bururuun.

Jiru: Damn. Its 'the lemon' again?

You're the only car that's provin' hard to liquidate.

Car(?) Bururun

Jiru: Hey you stupid little loser....

Luchiru: I ain't stupid or a loser!

Kyousuke: But you are okay with being called little?

(Sfx- Kachinn grnnnd)

Jiru: I've only got one, but it's car. Wanna buy it?

Luchiru: Really?!

Jiru: You look as poor as sin though.

So how about we have a 'duel' for it instead?

Luchiru: Sounds like a plan!

Kyousuke: What?

005

Jiru: This is a game I created to test just how much gumption you've got.

The two of us will run towards the end of cliff at full speed.

(Sfx- Doooon dooom)

Jiru: The one who stops his car before jumping over the cliff is the loser.

Luchiru: Gotta say, that game is pretty original gramps!

Kyousuke: It's just playing chicken.

(Sfx- Kiraaan sparkle)

Jiru: Heh. I call this game 'Racin' on the edge'.

Kyousuke: More like, why are we 'dueling' anyway?

Luchiru: Around these parts, if we don't have money for something we can just challenge the manager for it! If the customer wins then they get what they want without paying.

Of course most managers are pretty tough! So in turn you've got to be strong too.

Kyousuke: This world sucks!!

(Handwritten- Is it the end of the century or something?!)

006

Jiru: If you're able to beat me, you can have that thing for free.

But if you loose it means half a year of working here for me, got it?

Luchiru: I ain't gonna lose!

(Handwritten- So high)

Luchiru: I have to get this car in order to save Chiwa!!

It's in your hands!

(Handwritten- Is this safe?)

Car(?): Burrun.

(Sfx- Nyahh grnnn)

Majin: On your mark...

(Sfx- Bahh fwaf)

Car(?) Burrurun.

???: Hey now!!

What the hell is up with this car?

Ain't it defective?!

Car(?): Bururun

???: I want a refund immediately!!

Majin: Get ready..

(Sfx- Kahhh sheeen)

007

(Sfx- Doon thump)

(Sfx- Bakyannn thu-thuuump)

Luchiru: Wha...

He's faaaaaast!!

(Sfx- Zukuyuuu fwfffffh)

Luchiru: What's with him?!

He's toooo faaaaaaast!!! It's soooo awesome!!
Kyousuke: Can anyone compete with this sorta speed?!

Luchiru: Awesomeeee so faaaast!!

Kyousuke: Hey Luchi---

008

Luchiru: Uwahhh!! Awesooome!

Yaaaaaaay!!

This is so sweeeeet!!

(Handwritten- What the hell is wrong with him?!)

Kyousuke: Is 'Awesooome' and 'Yaaaaay' all you can say or something?!

Car(?): Bururun

Bururu

(Sfx- Dodododododo tmtmtmtmtmp)

Car(?): Burururn

Bururrun...

Kyousuke: Um...

I don't think he's gonna stop?!

Jiru: Gahahahahah!!

Damn straight he ain’t gonna stop.

Unless he smacks into something, once he starts runnin he won't stop!

He's a 'buck wild idiot'!!

009

Jiru: Unless you get him to jump you're gonna fall right off the cliff!!

Kyousuke: So whats gonna happen to this car then?!

Jiru: He's a 'lemon'! The only thing in his future is the scrapyard!

The only thing it's useful for is it's horsepower!!
Each time he's bought just to be returned!!

A car who has broken breaks....

No matter how fast it is will never be useful to anyone!!

Kyousuke: What now Luchiru...!!

At this rate we're gonna...

Luchiru: You too huh?

You're...

The same as me.

010

Luchiru: It's hard isn't it...

When not a single person needs you.

You know what, I was the same way before I met Kyousuke and his family.

No one needed me....

So I thought the only way I could be of use was to be the 'same' as everyone else.

But you know that's not everything.

Not being 'the same' as everyone else is perfectly fine.

011

Luchiru: Run as fast as you can!!

Who needs breaks?!

This is who 'you' are!!!

Don't worry about anything...

Because I’m here!!

Starting today, I'll be the one on your back!!!

012

Lady: You really are trash.
Luchiru: Go!!

Guy: Geez, this thing again? Whatta pain in the ass.

Luchiru: Run!!

{Its hard isn't it?}

{When not a single person needs you.}

Luchiru: JUMP!!!

013

014

Jiru: Whu..

WHUAAAAT?!

(Handwritten- It jumped?!)

(Handwritten- Buhh)

(Sfx- Pooon hop)

Kyousuke: Eh...

We're never going to make it!!!

Jiru: Y—You idiot!!

No matter how much horse power you have something like this is..

Luchiru: Shut up!!!

He won't have to stop...

Because as I promised...

I'm on his back!!!

(Sfx- Kahh sheeen)

015

{DEKOS!!}

(Sfx- Gunyoooon booyiiiing)
Jiro: U---

Using the majinagram on his legs.....!!!

016

(Sfx- Dasnnn dsshhh)

(Sfx- Zushaaaah sssssssh)

Luchiru: See?

You jumped right?

(Sfx- Hah hah)

Car(?): Bururun.

017

Luchiru: Well, we'll be taking him as promised!!

(Sfx- Dododododo tmptmtpmtmp)

(Handwritten- Smell ya later!)

Majin: Ah!!

Hey gramps! Is that cool?

They just ran off with our car!!

(Handwritten- They even went as far as using a majinagram!!)

Jiru: It's been a while since i've seen someone that stupid.

(Sfx- Gabo hic)

(Sfx- Zah sfft)

Majin: Huh?

(Handwritten- Hu—hold on graaaamps!!)

{A 'stupid' car....}

{Fits a 'stupid' idiot, I guess.}

Luchiru: Whoaaaaaaaaa!!
(Sfx- Dodododododo tmptmtmtmtmp)

Luchiru: Awesoooome!

Kyousuke: Luchi---

Can we take it slow....

Luchiru: Yaaaaaaaay!

018

Luchiru: Awwright! Since you're just as fast as that thing on the surface, Imma name you after it!

From today on your name is 'Train-gou!!!'

(Sfx- Gaaan drooop)

Kyousuke: You just randomly choose that?!

(Handwritten- More like, what the heck is 'Train-gou' mean?!)

(TN- 'Gou' is usually used at the end of boat titles. So in this case it'd be like 'SS Train'.)

Luchiru: With him moving so fast, we should be able to find Chiwa in no time!!

Just you wait for us, Chiwa!

???: Bzzztzzzt

Urgent Anaguland news report.

Kyousuke: What's that noise...?

Luchiru: Shh!

(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)

Dude: Hey! Pipe down!

The miguards are broadcasting Anaguland news!!

Dude2: That's rare..

Reporter: Information from the boss of the hole indicates that intruders have infiltrated Anaguland.

019

Announcer: One of them is a spy sent to the surface who has returned as a traitor... 'Luchiru'.

And the other is...

A human!! He is the 'Demon king' Kyousuke!!'

For their quick capture a bounty will be offered.

Please consider this a challenge!!

(Side text- We're caught!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 16.

Translation: Gintama 396

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:44:44 +0000

Guys, I really, really, really don't think I can go back to gag chapters after being spoiled with basically no text for like four weeks in a row. I don't think I can do it. At all. I might actually die if he goes back to gag. I mean even the friggin' title is only three letters long.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- To the battle's destination...?!)

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

GINTAMA

Guards: Th—that's..!!

Kondo: N—no way..

He's....!!

Shinpachi: Gi---

002

Shinpachi: GIN-SAAAAAAAAN!!!

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 396: Vow.

(TN- Seems to indicate something about a lovers suicide. Doooooesn't make sense in reference with the chapter itself, so maybe I'm missing something.)

(Side text- A reversal of fortune?!)

Oboro: Those eyes refuse to yield to death.

003

Oboro: With your body in that shape...

You still waltzed right before me again...

You still desire a fight?

You're still howling pathetically?

If you'd just close your eyes...

You wouldn't have to lose anything else...

Despite knowing that...

You still came here to the battle field....?

Shiroyasha.

004

(Sfx- gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Oboro: It's already too late to prevent anything..

No matter how you claw at the ground...

You...

No...all of you samurai have no place to return.

Your country...

Your allies...

even Shouyou....

Sadasada: Te...

005

Sadasada: The Tendoshuu?!

They were actually paying attention to this uproar and came themselves?!

It---It's over.

(Sfx- Fuhufuuh heheheh)

Sadasada: It's all over....

For you fools that is!!!

(Sfx- Fuahahahahah)

Oboro: You're merely a wandering ghost, who has returned to the battle field despite everything he's lost....

In that case, the place you belong isn't here....

006

Oboro: You should be burnt to cinders by the flames of your own revenge...

(Sfx- Dodohh fooomp)

Oboro: And return to hell!!

Shiroyashaaaaaaaa!!

(Sfx- Gagoooon thoooom)

007

(Sfx- Dooooon BOOOM)

Oboro: He caused an explosion...

(Sfx- Doooh doooh booom booom)

{Does he intend to lower my field of vision...}

{So I can't use the poisoned needles?}

(Sfx- Hyaaam fwwwsh)

(Sfx- Doh thok)

008

(Sfx- Hyakakakak ctokctokctok)

(Sfx- Doooh thuuump)

(Sfx- Doooh thoop)

{Acupuncture needles...}

{After only seeing my moves once...}

{He's already able to do this....!!}

Gintoki: Go back to hell?

Dude, you should talk in your sleep when you're actually in bed.

(Sfx- Ooooooh rooooaaar)

Gintoki: Hellish scenery like this,

Is perfect for a demon like me, and a monster like you.

009

(Sfx- Gagooooh thoooom)

(Sfx- Doh doh thok thok)
(Sfx- Gagooonnn craaaash)

Oboro: You might have been able to hit me with my own move..

(Sfx- Hyagagagah sffftstt)

Oboro: My techinques are not to read the opponents acupressure points and counterattack..

It is to bring out my own acupressure points and control my own 'kei' to maximum efficiency.

I can also revitalize and overcome poison freely as well.

010

Sadasada: Oboro...

That's enough.

011

Gintoki: Yeah, he's really not the sorta guy who would last too long in hell..

But considering you're the guy who made this happen, I think it's sorta fitting.

Oboro: Bastaaaaa--

(Sfx- Dogoooooh THOOOM)

012

(Sfx- Dohh fwoomp)

(Sfx- Zuboohhh fwissssh)

(Sfx- Doooon Booom)

(Sfx- Gigiii grnnnnd)

Oboro: Piercing you with poisoned needles isn't all I can do!!

(Sfx- Dohhh thoooom)

(Sfx- Gahh sheeen)

013

(Sfx- Dopahhh blooorsh)

(Sfx- Doohhh blooooshhh)
014

(Sfx- Gahhh sffffft)

(Sfx- Fuhhh swfff)

(Sfx- Dododohhh thooom)

(Sfx- Gagoooooh thoooom)

015

(Sfx- Dodoooohh thoooom)

(Sfx- Dododododo thoktokthok)

Oboro: THIS IS THE END OF YOUUUUU!!

SHIROYASHAAAAAAAA!!

016

{It ain't the end.}

{I ain't lost anything.}

{My body....}

{It still can move...}

{My hand....}

{It still can reach out...}

017

Shouyou: Gintoki...

I'm leaving things in your care.

There's no need to worry at all.

I'll return to everyone here immediately...

So until then...

Our allies...

Everyone....
Be sure to protect them for me...please.

018

Shouyou: Promise...

Me that.

(Sfx- Gigigishii grnndgrnnd)

GINTAMA LESSON 396.......END.

019

Gintoki: Yeah....

It's a promise...

(Sfx- giishi gishii grnnd grnnd)

(Sfx- Gah grab)

Gintoki: SENSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

(Side text- Dash with that vow till the bitter end!!)

Translation: Gintama 395

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 00:38:03 +0000

So now we're up to 10 chapters of this. Will it rival Yoshiwara in length? Needs another ten chapters to do something like that.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- Appearance of the Shogun!!)

Guards: N—No way...

Th—this can't be..!!

Th—that's....

GINTAMA

Sadasada: I see..

To force the Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi onto good terms..

And call upon every police squadron...

Besides me, there is only one other person...

who could cause all of this to happen.

002

Lesson 395: Paradise and Hellfire.
(Side text- Shigeshige VS Sadasada?!)

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI

Sadasada: Shigeshige...

Was this your doing?

Guards: Y—Your highness!!

Why have you come to a place like thissssss?!

003

Shigeshige: Cast aside your weapons.

This meaningless struggle ends here.

Those people are soldiers who are protecting the country.

If anything should occur to threaten their lives, my forgiveness will not find you.

Guard: B—But Shogun-sama...

Sadasada-sama ordered us to...
Shigeshige: Did you not hear me?

I said to throw your weapons aside.

(TN- Did he stutter fools?)

(Sfx- Karan kara clatter clatter)

(Sfx- Zazaan ssffft)

004

(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)

Shigeshige: Move aside.

(Sfx- Zahzah Sfft sfft)

Guards: Y—your highness!!

You musn't do this!!

Those people are traitors to the country!

If you get any closer to them you'll be in dang---

Sho---

Shogun-sama...!!

Shigeshige: It seems when I wasn't around you have been plagued with nothing but trouble.

For bearing with it, I express my gratitude.

Not only that, but you have had to shoulder such disgrace in order to protect me.

005

Soyo: If it weren't for those people...

My..

Our precious...

Father figure would have been killed right before our eyes.

Jiyaaaaa!!!

(Sfx- Dakiiih squeeze)
Maizou: Hi-

Hime-sama...

(Sfx- Guzu sniffle)

Shigeshige: Jiiya you have my apologies.

I've always been right beside you..

But I have never noticed...

how much pain you were in.

You've dedicated your whole life to serving the Shogun's household..

Yet....it is because of us..

That you've been made to suffer.

006

Shigeshige: Jiiya...

You still can make it now...

To your promised appointment.

Maizou: Shigeshige-sama...

Shigeshige: Soyo, I leave Jiiya in your care.

Soyo: Yes brother.

Shigeshige: Open a path.

(Sfx- Zazaaah sffft)

007

Shigeshige: It appears...

I must have a word with our uncle.

Sadasada: Beloved father figure...?

Oboro, what nonsense is that man saying?

When his father passed away, and he could do nothing...
Who was the one who hoisted him up as shogun?

When everyone scorned him as a traitor to the country...

Who was the one to protect it in his stead...?

IT WAS ME WASN'T IT?!

I TOKUGAWA SADASADA AM THE ONLY FATHER THIS COUNTRY HAS!!!

008

Sadasada: I used military might to rule this country in order to protect it!!

I've given you blessing after blessing...

AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!

YOU INTEND TO BETRAY YOUR FATHERRRR?!

Oboro: You might have believed you were raising him to be an obedient little doll with no mind..

But it seems that within him a troublesome soul was residing.

Sadasada-sama, you weren't protecting the country...

But your own body, and because you didn't take notice soon enough..

This happened.

It would have been better for you to have noticed your soul chipping away honestly..

At this rate, you'll not only lose your stronghold on the country...

but your life if you continue to stay in a dangerous place like this.

I believe it would be for your own good for you to return to the Tendoushuu where it is safe...

Sadasada: I've given half my life to gain what I have...

And you're telling me to abandon it all...?

After being betrayed by those fools, you want me to leave everything to them..

And run to the Tendoshuu crying?

009

Oboro: Sir, I believe going back to the Tendoshuu and being under their governance is a trifiling matter
compared to staying here for the sake of what you've worked for until now.

In any case the position known as 'Shogun' is nothing but a decoration.

But they knew all too well that if this country lost it's governing body it would be a wound they'd never recover from.

This is the only reason why they indulged you with power.

Sadasada: Quit with your nonsense...

The Tendoushuu are at Shigeshige and I...

No, this star itself..

is nothing more than a tool that we can use and abuse...then toss away when we're done.

You know it's true....Yatagarasu messenger of the heavens.

The Naraku needed my political prowess after the country's borders were open.

Even those people..the Tendoshuu needed someone to oversee the politics of the whole affair..

That's why they made sure even when the other political parties glared at me with death in their sights..

The Tendoshuu would watch out for me in the darkness...giving me people like you to slay my opponents.

010

Sadasada: That's why as self protection I took this country. If there are traitors..

You Naraku, will eat what's left over to live.

Like the crows you are.

A rescue ship? Don't make me laugh.

Where do you intend on taking me?

I know full well if I return to the Tendoshuu now, I will never see earth alive again.

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Oboro: Where is it you wish to go?

I know you still have your apprehensions about the traitors but...

So my men will use their power to insure that the problem is surpressed.
Sadasada: Where to I want to go you ask...?

Well then...

How about we make a stop in Yoshiwara?

011

Sadasada: It is where my military force began...

And the rather unpleasant place where betrayal resides.

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)

Sadasada: I can feel safest if we go there.

Oboro: For what reson?

Sadasada: To kill Suzuran.

With your strength, we should be able to topple Yoshiwara in an evening.

Its at that time that you people will be able to put an end to all of the betrayal.

Plus it is the source of all of those who seek betrayal.

If we are to speak of where these traitors were born, it would have to be there.

012

Sadasada: Well then Maizou, Suzuran...

Betraying me means I will strip your promise bare before breaking it.

Your fate will come to a full stop here.

And all those who would dare to betray me...

Will have a front row seat.

Oboro: Your safety is our number one concern...

So feel at ease and board.

No need to worry sir..

I will follow you in a moment.

Point the rudder to Yoshiwara.
013

(Sfx- Aaaaaahhhh)

(Sfx- Gagooon shooof)

014

??? Goin' to Yoshiwara?

Too bad.

015

???: Your itinerary doesn't have paradise on it...

016

Gintoki: Your next stop is hell, bastard.

017

(Sfx- Gapaaaaah craaaaaaash)

018

(Sfx- Dodododdo tktktktktk)

(Sfx- Dododohh thokthok)

(Sfx- Gagoooooon thooooom)

(Sfx- Hyahnnnn shsshhhh)

(Sfx- Chin shink)

GINTAMA LESSON 395...........END.

019

(Sfx- Doooooon BOOOOM)

(Sfx- Gooooohh roaaaaaaar)

(Sfx- Gogogoggo rmmmmmble)

Oboro: Y--

You filthy bastaaaaaard!!

(Side text- There's no escaping for a second time!)

Translation: Gintama 394

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 05:25:01 +0000

I honestly think Sunrise and Sorachi conspire to have the anime end just when the manga is at it's most awesome. One year is coincidence, two years is just unnecessary torture.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- To the last inning...!!)

GINTAMA

Oboro: Sir, we must make haste.

Sadasada: Has something happened? Oboro.

I was most looking forward to seeing the final moments of those insurgents.

Oboro: The crows have begun to stir.

It seems the winds are changing.

Sadasada: ?

What are you saying Oboro...? Those insurgents are no longer...

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

002

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

(Sfx- Zashh sfft)

(Sfx- Zaahh sfft)

Sasaki: Good evening...

Your friendly neighborhood law enforcement is on the scene.

003

Sasaki: What on earth are you people doing?

If you're all going to act like this...

It'll be our necks on the line.

Gintoki: Yo---

You bastards....

Someone: Shinsengumi!!

Mimawarigumi!!!

GINTAMA
Lesson 394: Enemies that fate brought together.

SORACHI HIDEAKI

(Side text- A united front!)

004

Guards: Wh—why the hell is the Mimawarigumi here?!

(TN- That's what it says. Not sure if Sorachi made a mistake.)

Guards: What is the meaning of this?

It is your job to serve the Bakfu as officers of the law!

But by joining the insurgents....do you intend to commit treason?!

Kondo: Joining the insurgents?

Hey there buddy, you shouldn't slander people like that.

These criminals are to be executed at dawn.

As you can see the morning sun has not yet risen, so we can't lay a finger on them.

It's a bit too soon to call this treason don't you think?

As it's our duty to watch over those who are to be executed until the time their sentence is carried out

This means..

Until dawn our orders as the Shinsengumi are to protect their heads.

005

Shinpachi: K—Kondo-san..

Guards: What do you country samurai know about anything?

To bite the hand that feeds you makes you worse than insurgents....it makes you no more than animals!

Just whom do you think it was who brought you from the country in the first place?

Okita: Animals? Sounds fitting.

(Sfx- Niji niji niji gnnd grnd grnd)

Okita: I'm sorta tired of being a lap dog that wags his tail obediently for a bunch of pigs anyway.

When I see a bunch of piggies standing in front of me..

Kagura: Gugh!

Okita: It just makes me want to eat 'em.

Like a wolf.

Kagura: Who is a pig? Gangster chiwawa!!

(Sfx- Gah kick)

Okita: Ow! I call 'em like I see 'em PIIIIG!!

(Sfx- Gasuuh thoook)

Kagura: You are talking about me?!

Guards: Then it was you people who let the Mimawarigumi slip into the castle?!

So then you people and the Mimawarigumi were planning a coup the whole time huh?!

Did Sasaki lose his standing and his mind?!

(Sfx- Doooon boooom)

006

Hijikata: Who...

Is going to...

Coup with who, huuuuh?

I dare you to say it again, c'mon.

Guard: We're talking about yo---

(Sfx- Dooon FOOOM)

Hijikata: HUUUH?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU ASSHAT!!

Guard: You guys and the Mimawarigu---

(Sfx- Doooon fwooooom)

Hjikata: I said I can't HEAR you!! Loud voices! From your gut!!

Guard: Yo--
(Sfx- Dooooon fwoooom)

Hijikata: I CAN'T HEAAAAAAR YOU!! MORE LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU!!

Wipe the shit out of your ears and listen!! LIKE HELL WE'D TEAM UP WITH THEM!!

(Handwritten- Calm down Toshi!)

Hijikata: Awwright Kondo-san, we're gonna march into the castle find Sadasada and those bastards and then set the whole place on fire!!

Kondo: What the hell?! This is the first time I'm hearing of this plan! More like, are you a patriot now?!

Guards: Their true colors have come out!!

No matter, just attack them and the insurgents!!

(Sfx- Kuwaaah roaaaar)

Sasaki: Oh dear. Seems they've gotten started without us.

007

Sasaki: If you'll have a look around gentlemen, we've elitely surrounded you.

I'd like to say something like 'if you drop your weapons we'll let you go free' but I do rather dislike lying.

But I suppose it does merit repetition.

If you should decide to drop your weapons I can keep from having everyone here killed since we are police officers, and it's a bit of a no-no to off those who are not resisting.

Gintoki: Y--

You..

Nobume: You're late.

Sasaki: I'm deeply sorry Nobume-san.

Hey how about a doughnut for being such a good girl and continuing the mission while the chief was away---

(Sfx- Garihh glmp)

Sasaki: How very elite of you. You managed to keep the needles from piercing your vitals...

(Sfx- Bun fwhff)

(Sfx- Bun bun fwfff fwff)

Sasaki: But now the poison is keeping you from moving huh?

Well, dealing with something like that is about as much fun as having to remove a curry udon stain.

(Sfx- Fun wffft)

(Sfx- Gan slam)

(Sfx- Bokiih pop)

008

Sasaki: Though I suppose I do have to thank you for taking such good care of Nobume for me, Sakata-san.

(Sfx- Puran wfft)

Sasaki: Though it appears things have gotten rather serious around here.

Nobume: They were hindrances.

Sasaki: Now now. We are elite, and they are...hmph normal. There's really no comparison.

But it does appear that you won't be useful any longer.

Gintoki: Heh, ain't this something...

You guys who are in debt to the Shinsengumi still want to parade around, and talk about how elite you are.

Sasaki: It's not as if I enjoy this turn of events, we've just ended up having to depend on each other.

(Sfx- Goki crack)

Sasaki: Moreover, this is just the two of our groups teaming up to do what's necessary to live through this. In essence, we're using each other.

We're enemies, but fate has a funny way of forcing us to make up.

(Sfx- zuh sfft)

Sasaki: Oh my. Pardon me, this sort of talk may be too much for a normal to comprehend.

Let me utilize a metaphor. It's like a DoraOmon movie with Nobita and Jaian.

Although they normally are on opposite sides, there comes a time where their interests align and they are forced to put aside differences and use each other as tools for a greater good.

Gintoki: Gotta say, I don't remember DoraOmon movies being so dark.

Sasaki: In summary....

009

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

Sasaki: Sakata-san..

You are useless trash.

All right, now that one piece of trash has been taken care of..

how about a big clean up for the rest?

(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaaah ROAAAAAR)

Tsukuyo: Yo---

You baaaaaaastard!!

010

Tsukuyo: Gintoki!!

Get a grip of yerself!

Gint--

(Sfx- Dobushaaaah bloooorsh)

Tsukuyo: Gintoki?!

011

Tsukuyo: You...

That's...!

Sasaki: That should reactive your acupressure points. For now it will stave off the paralysis, so you should be able to move around a bit.

(Sfx- Doh doh thoom thoom)

Sasaki: There's no need to worry, since the needle also acts as an antidote serum. I have to ensure that you are elitely taken care of.

With this I believe we should be squarsies.

Now run along and return to the other normals.

If you stay here much longer, that body of yours really will become useless trash.

Gintoki: Hmph.

That's not even funny.

Do you think making a late repayment like this...

Will make up for the fact that your payment is past due?!

(Sfx- Fungaaaaah oraaaaah!)

Sasaki: That's not good enough?

Then as you wish.

012

(Sfx Gah dssh)

(Sfx- Zatuh sshfft)

Gintoki: I'll need the Shogun; Sadasada's head.

013

Sasaki: My oh my.

You are a person with expensive tastes. That's one mighty high overpayment.

Gintoki: Nah...

It's no biggie.

(Sfx- Shikaaaah Sffft)

(Sfx- Doh doh thok thok)

(Sfx- Doshaaah thuuud)

Sasaki: Inform the Mimawarigumi...

014

Sasaki: We will be using all of our eliteness to assist the normals....

And with an elite amount of pride and dignity escort them to the higher ups.
(Sfx- Shakiii claaaang)

Tsukuyo: I know if a tell ya not to go nowheres with yer body like that you'd go.

That's why I'll go wit ya.

I ain't breakin' no promises...

Not to you or Maizou.

Nobume: So this is how it ends.

015

Nobume: I won't let you hog all of the fun.

After all, Doughnuts are most tasty when you eat them in one gulp.

(Sfx- bakuh chomp)

(Sfx- Kuwaaah roaaaaaaar)

Sadasada: And just what in the world...

Is going on here?

Oboro: It seems the Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi...

The two armored corps of Edo have joined hands.

I've heard that they get along as well as dogs and monkeys do.

Perhaps they have a middleman working behind the scenes to keep them together..

016

Oboro: Both groups are stalwart men able to cut through bullets and even the elements.

This isn't the place for a politician who simply stares at his checkbook day in and day to be.

The ship will be here momentarily.

You should find shelter and relocate there.

(Sfx- Hohohoho)

Oboro: Sir.

Sadasada: So they think they can snatch this country from me?

I think it is prudent to provide them with my response....

Inform the guards to gather both of those police groups here within the castle.

Then have them mow all of the insurgents over.

017

Guard: What the hell is that?

It looks like trouble!

The guards at the north and south gate are....

Wh-what?!

(Sfx- Ooooooh roooooar)

Guards: Ridiculous!! There's another coup going on here?! What on earth is...

Th—that's...

???: Listen up. On three you'd better open a path,

Or else I’ll blow a hole right through the castle walls.

One...

(Sfx- Doooon booom)

Guard: What about two and three?!

Matsudaira: You really didn't know?

A man only needs to understand number one to live.

018

Guard: The entire...

Police force is here?!

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)

Guard: No—no way...

Every single member of the police force is knocking at our door!!

That's just impossible!!

There's no way to mobilize this staggering amount of units...!!

Kondo: You're all alone now.

Whether it's the police or anyone else, no one is your pawn any more....

Do you get it yet?

Lord Sadasada...

GINTAMA LESSON 394.............END.

(Sfx- Katsh sfft)

Kondo: The traitor to this country...

Is you.

(Side text- Th—The friggin' Shoguuuun?)

Translation: Anagle Mole 16

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 04:28:05 +0000

Pinoymanga got raws again~ \(^o^)/ Guess this means that I can reserve it for them. To everyone else following the Anagle mole drama at home, thanks for watching!

Pinoymanga scans only.

FUKUCHI TSUBASA

(Top text- Huge reverberations for the Anaguland arc!!)

(Side text- If she's found out// she dies!!//Chiwa in Anaguland!!)

ANAGLE MOLE.
16th space: Break in.

002

(Sfx- Wai, wai wai)

(Sfx- Tontonton taptaptap)

(Side text- Chiwa who's acting the part of a majin crushed Luiido in battle.)

Chiwa: Ah, you're awake?

(Sfx- jaaah ssssh)

(Sfx- Tontonton taptaptap)

(Sfx- Gushi gushi gushi bubble bubble bubble)

Chiwa: I had you brought over here to rest.

Luiido: My migard...

(Sfx- Bah fwap)

Luiido: Ah...it's here.

003

Chiwa: Eat up~

(Sfx- Koto tmp)

Luiido: And what's this stuff?

Chiwa: Teehehe...

That's...

Well I may have went a teensy weensy bit overboard before

(Handwritten- Think of that as an apology!)

(Sfx- ahahaha)

(Sfx- Jiii staare)

Chiwa: I guess he doesn't remember how I took that thing off his ears and how he fainted...

(Sfx- Paku munch)

(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)

Luiido: It's good.

Chiwa: Oh goodie!

I'm really proud of my tamagoyaki~

They had all the same ingredients as we do on the surface, which is...a little surprising.

Though when I asked those two guys, they had no idea how to use a kitchen...

(Sfx- Paku chew chew)

(Sfx- Mochapakumocha chew munch chew)

Luiido: And those two losers? Where are they?

004

Chiwa: Losers? Oh right.

Well...they seemed to be eager to go on to their next sales opportunity so they left.

(Handwritten- That's all for us!)

(Handwritten- Sis, be sure to tell Luiido that there are no hard feelings, 'kay?)

(Sfx- Cha shfft)

(Sfx- Bi fwsh)

(Handwritten- No way!)

Luiido: So they ran away huh?

I'll beat them to death later.

Luiido: Hey you.

(Sfx- Dokiih throb)

Chiwa: Hm?

(Handwritten- Wh—what is it?)

Luiido: You have a majinagram that brings forth life right?

I've never seen such a crazy ass power before.

(Panel one- Woof woof woof//woof woof)

(Panel two- Luiido: She really can bring forth liiiiifeeee!!?// Woof woof woof)

(Panel three- Chiwa: I have more of them, see?// Cockadoodledoo// Moo// Meow// Luiido: WHOAA!!)

Chiwa: Ahahahah....!!

Though the truth is I was just using my phone to mess with his head...

Luiido: I lost completely.

(Handwritten- Up we go.)

Luiido: I was so surprised by your power...

That I didn't even think that my migard would get removed.

(Panel 1: (Sfx- Gapon pop))

005

Luiido: How'd you take it off?

Chiwa: Ah..well, just kinda like this...

(Handwritten- It just kind of like, snapped off...)

Luiido: Don't screw with me.

The miguard is us majin's weak spot.

Everyone around here knows that you don't go takin' them off.

Something like that is just common sense....you should know.

Luiido: So then how did you....?

(Sfx- Suuuh ssffft)

Chiwa: Wah! Um ah, it's totally not like that..It was a fluke! Yeah! Just a coincidence~

Oh wow...I had no idea!

Luiido: A fluke?

Chiwa: Yeah! Um, I mean I just kinda, sorta messed up.
Right?!

006

{I was standing at a distance....}

{But without a doubt, I saw her remove Luiido's migard.}

{That maginagram is fine....}

{But majin normally wouldn't try anything as risky as she did...}

(Sfx- Ahahah)

{Just what is...}

{That woman...?}

???: Let go!

Get off!

???: No way.

(Sfx- Ooooooh fwoooof)

007

Luchiru: We're almost there guys!

Before long we'll disembark in Anaguland!

Kyousuke: I told you to get the hell off, damn stalking bastard! We ain't got a need for 'frady cats here!

Dude: Fool. If anything you are the 'fraidy cat.

Kyousuke: What did you just say?!

(Sfx- Oooooooh)

{Not just Kyousuke...}

{But everyone thinks of you as part of the family.}

Luchiru: Chiwa...!!!

008

(Sfx- Giiimmu grnnnd)

Kuwatrol: Do you plan on betraying us...

Luchiru!!

The majin....

And Anaguland itself...!?

(Sfx- Gachi gachi gachi grndgrndgrnd)

009

{That's right...}

{Luchiru...he's betraying all of his friends right now.}

{That's gotta be scary...}

{And for sure tough as hell to pull off.}

{Thanks Luchiru...}

{To do this for the sake of our family....}

010

Luchiru: Hey! I can see it!!

There's the exit!!

(Sfx- Ooooooohhhh)

Luchiru: We're about to come out....there's no turning back guys!!

Are you ready?

Kyousuke: Hell yeah!

Dude: It's troublesome if you're TOO gung ho.

Luchiru: Let's go!!

Straight into Anaguland!!

011

(Sfx- Shubaaan poof)

Luchiru: Awwwright!! Let's land and start the search for Chiwa immediately!!

Are you guys ready!?

Kyousuke: WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!

(Handwritten- How are we supposed to land?!)

Kyousuke: Hold the phone dude, you didn't say anything about falling from this height!!

You shoulda said something sooner!!

Luchiru: Well...I mean I did say we can't turn back right?

Kyousuke: THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE SAME THING!!

012

Dude: Stalker style; second movement.

Chiwa-tan 'parachute'!!

(Sfx- Fuwaaaah fwwffff)

(Sfx- Hyaahhhh)

Kyousuke: You bastard!! Why the hell are you only saving yourself?!

Dude: I shall go to find Chiwa-tan.

Amen.

Kyousuke: Why are you tossing 'amen' around so casually?! Are you trying to grant us piece or something, asshat?!

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

013

(Sfx- Zudooooon THOOOM)

(Sfx- Kyuppiii rawwk)

(Sfx- Kyoupiiih rawwwk)

(Sfx- Barururururu grrrrr)

(Sfx- Barururururu grrrr)

(Sfx- Oooohhhh)

(Sfx- Ooohhhhh)

(Sfx- Zuuhh sffft)

(Sfx- Zuzuzu Shshhhhft)

(Sfx- Moko moko moko bubble ubbble)

???: Uuugh..

014

Bahamut: Wah!!

Purahh!

(Sfx- Pokooon bloop)

Bahamut: Luchiru!!

Kyousuke!

(Handwritten- Are you okay?)

Kyousuke: Y—yeah..

Hah...hahh.

Luchiru: I said we were going to land....remember?

I said 'Once we come out of the hole we'll land on the soft grounds'. Remember?

Kyousuke: All right Luchiru...

New rule. Whenever anything happens or is about to happen for now on...you have to tell me beforehand.

(Sfx- Pan pan pat pat)

(Handwritten- I can't take it...a jet coaster and then a free fall...?)

Luchiru: More like, wheres the stalker guy now?

Kyousuke: Who cares?

015

Kyousuke: What we should care about is how we're gonna find Chiwa now.

Do you have a means of locating her?

Luchiru: We'll just have to rely on Bahamut's nose for now.

Kyousuke: Bahamu?

(Sfx- Denn tadaaah)

Luchiru: His sense of smell is three potenrong higher than ours.

Oh and it goes without saying that his porooprosham is nine times higher.

Awesome right?

(Handwritten- Ahem~!)

Kyousuke: Yeah? I don't get it.

Luchiru: I had to locate Chiwa by scent before, and it was thanks to him I found her.

He should still remember how she smells now I think.

{From chapter one.}

(Handwritten- I'm not sure how far she is now though.)

(Handwritten- I sure do remember her scent!)

Kyousuke: Awwright, do your thing then.

(Handwritten- The ball is in your court Bahamu.)

016

(Sfx- Zoku throb)

Luchiru: Wh—what's that?

(Sfx- Dokuuun throob0

(Handwritten- Are you okay?)

(Handwritten- Yeah.)

(Sfx- Dokun dokun throb throb)

Luchiru: Something is...

Closing in!!

Luchiru: Hide quickly Kyousuke, Bahamu!!

Kyousuke: Eh?!

(Sfx Dosaaah thuuud)

Luchiru: …..He's strong....!!

017

Luke: Oh?

I thought I heard someone around here....

Hmm?

Luchiru: Wh—who are you?!

Luke: Ah, the spy from above I presume?

Left behind kid....Luchiru, right?

018

Luke: I'm the boss of the hole...

I've been waiting for you to return.

Once you've come back..

There's something that has to be 'confirmed'.

Upper management wants me to confirm you have the 'chips' and then take you to them...

But it goes without saying you have them right? Or you wouldn't have come back.

Luke: Though if on the contrary you don't...

Luchiru: Th---

Luke: Whatsamatter?

Your face is looking kinda pale..

Luchiru: This guy....!!!

(Side text- In a bad situation right upon arrival?! Will he run? Or will he fight? Next issue...!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 12.

Translation: Gintama 393

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:20:22 +0000

Translating this while listening to 'Light Infection' really fits for some reason.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- What is the history between the two...?!)

GINTAMA

Oboro: It hasn't changed...

Your eyes...

002

Oboro: Are those of the shiroyasha.

(Side text- Memories of Shiroyasha stir...!!)

Lesson 393: Purge.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
GINTAMA

003

Gintoki: You...

You're...

Tsukuyo: …..

Gintoki?

Sadasada: Hm?

Is he an acquaintance of yours...?

Oboro?

Oboro: Sir...

He is merely an orphan of the Kansei purge.

Tsukuyo: Kansei...

Purge?

(TN- This seems to be related to the Ansei purge. The kanji's are sorta similar, so I figure Sorachi just modified it slightly. This purge (in real life) was enacted to quell opposition to the US-Japan Treaty of Amity and commerce. Safe to say, in the Gintama world, it's Amanto related.)

Sadasada: Oh...you're from Yoshiwara are you?

So you'd be unaware of such an event.
004

Sadasada: During the patriot wars...

The traitorous samurai took the opportunity of Japan's opening to the world to stage a revolt against the Bakfu. They all united under the same flag as patriots and made their move.

The relations with the Amanto only got worse, and we the supreme power at the Baku ended up getting into a long civil war with the samurai.

In order to help suppress them and give us assistance in the long war, the Amanto lent us strength. Even going as far as becoming involved with our politics.

It's all very ironic isn't it? Because of the patriot's motives and actions, the Amanto's rise to power only became more apparent.

And so the Tendou sect then enforced regulation to return the Bakfu to what it was before all of this strife...

This is the kansei purge.

The goal became to deal with any 'troublesome elements' like the patriots and their constant agitation for strife...

The hunt for insurgents meant no forgiveness; even the daimyou's family if found starting an insurgence would be subjugated.

The patriots soon found themselves in a sudden decay.

It is for this purpose that Oboro's clan has worked as my arms and legs...

It was still the previous generation's head running things during that time..

But his clan excels in the ancient Japanese martial arts that release inner power....I daresay they're masters at this discipline.

Oboro: But sir, this was not enough to finish the samurai.

Even without their leader, they continued one at a time to pick up the swords they had once abandoned.

005

Oboro: Even after the purge...a certain group staged a recovery effort..

These men rose to the call of action.

They were known as the last warriors....the final line of patriotism.

That group...
006

Oboro: That criminal...enemy of heaven itself...

The party of irrational, unreasonable evil...

And their leader Yoshida Shouyou....

The master who had returned their swords to them...

his students.

007

Tsukuyo: Gi---

Gintoki?

He was...

Yer teacher too...?

Oboro: Sir...

Do you remember that name?

Yoshida Shoyou.

Sadasada: Hmm..

I can't say I do.

Am I really to remember the name of every single worm I've crushed to death?

(Sfx- Mishih shfft)

Sadasada: He was a major criminal you say? I should remember something then.

Can you tell me what it is that man did...?

008

Oboro: I too...

Do not remember.

(Sfx- Gigigig rnnnnnd)

(Sfx- Gaku gaku shiver shiver)

Sadasada: Come to think of it..

I do recall a man gathering little children and teaching them the way of the sword...

Is this the same person?

Oboro: If I may have a word, sir...

I do believe that it was him recklessly planting seeds of dissent within those he taught that I was ordered to deal with him.

Sadasada: I see..

It seems I was a bit confused them.

Yoshida Shouyou...

(Sfx- Znshh sfft)

009

Sadasada: His crime is...

Instilling insolence into those who attended his school.

Tsukuyo: Wait a minute Gintokiiiiiiiii!!!

010

(Sfx- Bushii fwfff)

Oboro: You demon....after snapping at heaven you fell to earth....

Why have you once again wandered to this place?

(Sfx- Gooou THOOOM)

Oboro: Demon....why do you continue to howl at the heavens...

that have snatched everything from you?

(Sfx- Gaooshaaaa dooooom)

Oboro: Back then you...

No...all of you should have known...

No matter how much you clamor or scream...

Your pathetic voices will never reach heaven.

(Sfx- Gahh grpp)

011

Oboro: And neither will..

your lament.

(Sfx- Gahh sfft)

(Sfx- Gopaaaaah THOOOM)

Tsukuyo: Gintokiiii!!

(Sfx- Sugogogogogo ckraaaaaash)

012

(Sfx- Garagaragara clatter clatter)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmble)

(Sfx- Doddodododo thmpthmpthmp)

Gintoki: Guh...

Oboro: You've gone and made the same mistake again Shiroyasha.

Let that accursed blood of yours drain there as you get a front row seat. Watch closely now...

As the things you protect...

are once again..

destroyed right before your eyes.

013

Oboro: Shoyou too will see it...

the student whom he gave his life up to protect...

how he can do absolutely nothing to protect anything; his unsightly face as he breaks down in sorrow.

(Sfx- Zahh sfft)

Gintoki: Get back here.
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!

014

Gintoki: YOU!!

I'll NEVER LET YOU...!!

(Sfx- Shuuu blooorrsh)

Tsukuyo: Gi---

GINTOKIIII!!

(Sfx- Gahah)

(Sfx- Gehoo cough)

015

(Sfx- Sharaaan jinngle)

(Sfx- Hyagagaga thotkotktok)

(Sfx- Bushiii bloorsh)

Tsukuyo: Guh..!!

(Sfx- Dodohh thooom)

(Sfx- Hyahshhh sliaaaash)

(Sfx- Gurari bloooosh)

(Sfx- Doooh blooosh)

016

(Sfx- Doku doku bloop bloop)

(Sfx- Zazaah dssssh)

(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah roaaaaaar)

(Sfx-Zugagagagaga ratatatatatataata)

(Sfx- Kachi kachi click click)

Kagura: Che!

(Sfx- Zazazaza ssfffft)

Shinpachi: Kagura-chan!!

Guards: DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

{Move...}

{I've gotta...move..}

018

{Please....}

{MOVE!!!}

(Sfx- Dogoooh THOOOM)

019

(Sfx- Dosasasahh wfffft)

Sasaki(?): Excuse meeee~

But what are the lot of you doing so late at night?

My apologies but we'll need to see your ID's.

Good evening,

Your friendly neighborhood law enforcement is on the scene.

(Side text- Isaburo is back!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 393.........END.

Translation: Anagle Mole 17

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:45:42 +0000

Okay....due to a clerical issue with the supplier I got my subscription from, I ended up getting the first issue of my subscription this week rather than four weeks ago when I first signed up. What does this mean for you? That I'm actually only missing ONE chapter of Anagle rather than two. I'm serious though, I don't have a way to get chapter 16 unless you, the audience at home speaks up.

Reserved for Pinoymanga scans.

(Sfx- Pori pori scrtch scrtch)

Luke: I've been waiting for you....

You have the chips with the human data on them, right?

{Majin//Luke//Age 15.}

(Sfx- Zuh sfft)

(Sfx- Pikuh poit)

Luke: Hmm?

Or did you return without completing your mission?

(Side text- He's been found!!)

ANAGLE MOLE.

Kyousuke: Crap!

Luchiru doesn't have those chips!!

If they find out....

Luchiru: Of course I have them. Do you think I’d return empty handed?

002

(Top text- Just what you've been waiting for! Volume one hits stores on March 16th!!)

(Side text- Scared? This is a do or die situation!!)

Luchiru: It's these that you want right?

Now lead me to the boss!

ANAGLE MOLE
17th space: Boss of the hole.
FUKUCHI TSUBASA

003

Kyousuke: Why...

Why does Luchiru have the chips?

Luke: Oh wow...
So you do have them.

Nice job.

(Handwritten- Amazing! You're great!)

Luke: I'll take those and...

(Sfx- Guh clench)

Luchiru: These chips I have are really important, got it?

I don't want them to get lost or broken....if you get my drift.

Luke: Ok, I got it. Sorry.

No need to worry, I have a strong dislike of breaking or destroying things...

So don't worry your pretty little head.

(Sfx- Pon pon pat pat)

(Handwritten- You're so cute.)

(Sfx- Kera kera kera heh heh heh)

004

(Sfx- Kera kera kera heheheh)

{I've got you now.}

{The chips I have now are just extras I saved from my time on the surface!!}

{I figured I might need them so I didn't toss them out....they're a total lifesaver!}

{He's strong.}

Luke: Now lets be going!

{If I were to pick a fight with him, I'd lose for sure!}

{Though, the real problem here isn't me getting my ass whupped...}

{It's Kyousuke getting discovered!}

Luchiru: Okay.

(Sfx- Zah tp)
005

{For now I'll just follow this guy, and make sure he doesn't leave my sight}

{This'll be fine.}

{Kyousuke has Bahamut with him.}

{Even if it means I might die...}

{I have to save my 'family'.......!!}

Kyousuke: Luchi....

(Sfx- Zah tmph)

006

Kyousuke: Do you seriously think sacrificing yourself like some damn hero would make Chiwa happy?

Of course not asshat!!

Luchiru: Kyou....

Kyousuke: There's no meaning in you dying in vain!!

Chiwa...

And you....

007

Kyousuke: Are a part of the family!!

(Sfx- Zuh doom)

(Sfx- Zuhzuhzuzh sdooooom)

Luke: A huuuumaan??

(Sx- Bah fwap)

{This is....}

{This is the worst case scenario!!}

{Wha---}

{What am I going to dooooooooo?!}
008

Chiwa: And now just add a lil dash of soy sauce!

This is what is called pyou-sauce

Isn't the taste just amazing?

Luiido: Yeah...

can you use some sorta cooking majinagram too?

(Sfx- Zuzu sllurp)

(Sfx- Guh guh bubble bubble)

Chiwa: Hehe, no. This is the fundamentals of Japanese style cooking!

(Handwritten- Japanese?)

(Sfx- Zuzuhh sluuurrp)

Chiwa: Gah! What am I still doing here?!

(Sfx- paahn fwaah)

Chiwa: Well, I’ll be taking my leave now...

(Handwritten- gotta sneak away...)

Luiido: Wait.

(Sfx- Gashhh grab)

Chiwa: What for?

009

Luiido: Getting my ass whupped by a little girl like you...

Then having her nurse me...

And cook for me....do ya think I’m just gonna be like 'that's cool' and let you leave after all of that?

(Sfx- Guuriiiiii spnnnnn)

Chiwa: Um...that's totally like...

Luiido: Do ya think...
You could stay here and help me out?

Chiwa: 'Kay.

Then there’s...

010

Kyousuke: Don't you get any closer to Luchiru!!

Hey Luchiru, get your ass over here!

You don't have to follow that idiot!!

(Handwritten- Get back here!)

Luchiru: What am I gonna do!? He's completely seen through my plot to fool him!!

(Handwritten- More like, how do I get Kyousuke to stop talking?!)

Luke: Human....

Luchiru: Heh?

Luke: Wh---

Why is there a human here in Anagland?

011

{That's it...!!}

{I'm such an idiot!!}

{This guy probably still thinks...}

Luchiru: That humans are to be feared!!

(Sfx- dododododododo)

Luchiru: If that's the case..

Heheheheh....

Heheheheh....

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!
Kyousuke: Luchiru?

012

Luchiru: You fool...those chips are 'fake'.

You really thought I could gather information on humans that easily?

Kyousuke discovered the truth about me....

And ordered that he be brought here himself!!

That's why...

I brought him...!! The strongest 'elder' on earth...!!!

I am now the underling of the demon king himself....Kyousuke-sama!!

(Sfx- Dododododododo)

(Sfx- Babaaan fwaaaah)

013

Kyousuke: ...Say what?

Luchiru: He is a human among all humans!

Kyousuke: hey.

Luchiru: Why, if he so deems it he can return anagland to dirt in an instant!

Kyousuke: Luchiru-kun?

(Handwritten- Why's my set up gotta be like this?)

Luchiru: Please, I’m beggin' ya to get scared and run away!!

(Sfx- Bakun bakun throb throb)

Luchiru: I don't want to die in a place like this!!

Go on!!

Luke: Well drat it. I don't want to die..

But breaking a 'promise' is bad form.

You win Luchiru....
I never would have thought that human was your buddy.

014

Luke: But I'll have to kill you then, right?

You broke your promise.

Luchiru: Huh?

(Handwritten- You aren't going to run?)

(Sfx- zuzuzuzuzuzh doooooom)

Luke: 'If that spy doesn't return to this place with the chips..'

'Then he must be destroyed.

(Sfx- gokii crack)

Luke: Yes...that's the promise you broke.

015

Luke: When things are 'broken' or 'destroyed' I get really upset.

So now you've gone and put me in a bad mood.

(Sfx- Zozhh throb)

Luke: It truly depresses me to have to 'break' you...

But when someone 'breaks a promise'....

It sickens me 100 times more than having to break something myself.

Do you have any final words?

(Sfx- Gachigachigachi clatter clatter clatter)

Luchiru: I can't stop shaking...!!

I'm so scared...

I have to move...!!

MOVE DAMMIT!!!

{You will never be the same as us...}
{Failure.}

016

{You're...}

{A member of our family too!!}

Luke: If you have nothing to say...can I start?

(Sfx- Shahhh sfft)

(Sfx- Dooooon fwffffh)

Luchiru: That's right..

I have nothing to be afraid of...

{What really frightened me was 'loneliness.'}

{That's why I tried my hardest to fit in with everyone.}

017

Luchiru: Double layered Dekos!!!

If that's the case I'll be fine!!

(Sfx- Goooohh fwooom)

Luchiru: I've got Kyousuke...!!

And Chiwa!!

I have a family!!!

(Sfx- Dooonnn fwooof)

Kyousuke: A---

{Another layer?!}

Kyousuke: He...

(Sfx- Gahh tppph)

018

(Sfx- Guuunooooh blooooorrp)
(Sfx- Baaiiiiin boooooing)

{Th—The dekos...}

Kyousuke: It's become slime?!

Luke: I reaaaallly hate...

Breaking things...

(Side text- He's strong!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 13.

Translation: Anagle Mole 19

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:38:40 +0000

Why are there so many characters who's names start with 'Lu' in this series? More like, why does Fukuchi seem to like weirdass names.?

Shounen Sunday issue #2!! Volume 15 overall. I think Imma keep track of each week until I decide to cancel the subscription. (If I decide to anyway, which as of right now I'm not.)

Reserved for Pinoymanga scans.

(Top text- Volume 1 of the manga hits stores on March 16th.)

(Side text- Pick your head up! It's too soon to be looking downcast!)

FUKUCHI TSUBASA

ANAGLE MOLE
19th Space: To become a pebble.

002

Kyousuke: Why did this happen...

(Sfx- Gogogogoo rmmmmble)

Kyousuke: Why would you....

Treat him like a pebble to just be kicked aside?

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)

(Side text- Luke has knocked Luchiru out in one attack.....and as for Kyousuke...)

Kyosuke: I don't get it...

(Sfx- Kyuuh grnd)

Kyousuke: Aren't the two of you both 'majin'?!

More like, aren't the two of you 'friends'?!

003

Luke: But we aren't the same.

You see, the ones who are entrusted to this hole to do this work...

Are the ones who have power unlike any other....the 'rares'. Everyone expects big things from them.

But Luchiru is different..

'Cause you see, no one expects anything from him. He's just a 'rock', or an ordinary.

(TN- The kanji used for 'rare' is 'Treasured stone', while Luchiru's is just 'rock'.)

004

Luke: There's nothing special about him...

The kind of pebble you can find anywhere.

Just a tossaway stone.

That's why he can just casually betray his own brethren.

(Sfx- Girh sppt)

Luke: And now he's returned and as usual...he's a failure.

He doesn't have the chips...

And worst yet, rather than bringing the head of a human he's got one as a travelmate.

(Sfx- Bokoh gfft)

005

Luke: It's obvious that he's just the extra...

What was sifted out and left behind.

That's exactly why he was dispatched to the surface...

Because no one notices him.

Kyousuke: He's struggled his damn hardest so that you'd notice him...

But none of you bastards even give a shit!

Not only does no one care about him...

In exchange you accuse him of this?!

Casually betraying his brethren?! 'The hell you mean?!

006

Kyousuke: How can you guys even pretend to understand...

Someone who's wanted something as simple as friendship, since the day he was born!?

You can't just act like he's some commodity to be replaced...!!

No matter how much ya wanna pretend like it's true, he's not some stone!!

Bring it on ya shitty bastard!

If you guys have decided to toss him away like a unneeded rock....
Then I'll...

Be the guy who holds on to him no matter what!

(Sfx- Gahh sheen)

(Sfx- Byoon bloop)

Luke: Then...

Let me take those naive words of yours...

And send them right back to you!!

(Sfx- Dokaaah fwaaaah)

007

(Sfx- Gakiiiii thooood)

Luchiru: I'm just a coward...

who screws up and makes unbalanced things...

Yeah, I'm an idiot....the sort who's easy to toss aside...

But...

008

Luchiru: Because I got tossed aside by you guys, I was able to meet Kyousuke!

You 'rares' are all too worried about becoming tossed aside...!!

The idea of getting 'scratched' terrifies you!!

But...

It was only after I got tossed, only after I fell that I found something worth pursuing!!

I can't be a dainty stone that's too precious to be scratched..!!

I have to be a stone that's rough and rowdy...and ready to fight!!

009

(Sfx- Dododododo)

Luke: Are you done?
(Sfx- Bokoh thmpph)

(Sfx- Paaaaahhh fwaaaah)

Luke: Then...

Have a look at this.

(Sfx- Gunuuuh blllop)

Luke: I'll show you a way to fight....

That a fallen stone could never hope to grasp!!

(Sfx- Bagahhh doooof)

010

Kyousuke: Damn! That move!!

Luchiru!!

Luke: There's no way he can dodge it!!

Before he can do anything it'll bounce into his face and knock him flat.

If you try to stop it with your hands, all I have to do is deactivate prima right before you catch it.

The force will be enough to destroy your arms.

You won't be able to use your magjinagram!

So what will you do now?

(Sfx- Gushii grnnd)

011

(Sfx- Dooon fhooof)

Luke: What the...!?

{He's running straight for it?!}

Luke: Guh!!

Prima deactivate...!!

012
Luchiru: Too late!!

(Sfx- Bamuuh Blooomp)

(Sfx- Bahiiiii thaaaak)

(Sfx- Gachiiin shuumph)

{Impossible!! he took advantage of my timing being slightly off by headbutting the stone?!}

Luke: Da---

013

Luke: I've got to do something...!!

Guh!!

Luchiru: What's wrong?!

It's gotta be really easy to deal with someone like me...the type of person who just rushes into things!

But the truth is a fallen stone like me...

It's the first time you've had to deal with someone like that right?!

(Sfx- Bakkiii thoook)

(Sfx- Daaan thuud)

(Sfx- Zutaah tunk)

Luchiru: Aaaaand....

(Sfx- Bahhh fwappp)

Luke: Guh..

014

Luchiru: Dekos!!!

(Sfx- Zuzahh Sffft)

Luke: You fool...

(Sfx- Nii grnn)

Luke: I won't let your Dekos pass...!!
(Sfx- Ooooooh fwoooof)

(Sfx- Bahh fwaaf)

Luke: I'll use prima to soften it!!

Moreover you're going to use another dekos upon this one aren't you?!

But when you do this, a space is created!!

Using that 'space' I'll charge right at you...

And slice you right in the chest!!

Luchiru: Aaaaaanddd!!

Luke: Die.

015

Luchiru: Bokohelu!!

{Wha?!}

(Sfx- Goooohhh fwoooofh)

016

(Bubble: Bokohe....)

{He flattened the dekos...}

{There's no time to pierce through it...!!!}

017

(Sfx- Goshaaaa THONK)

Luchiru: You'd better keep close watch, 'cause starting from the next one...

Every rock you kick up at me...

Imma send right back to you...straight to your face.

(Side text- The throway stone launches a fierce attack!! Next issue is a center color!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 15.

Translation: Boku to Majo no Jikan 7

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 20:03:56 +0000

Ever since I started doing this series, this was the chapter I dreaded doing the most. So guess what happened when I finally got here?

It was worse than I feared. I just hope Arakawa never does this again. For my sake.

See you guys in April.

{A recap of previous events in 'Boku to majo no jikan'.}

(Side text- Was it always this sorta manga?)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.

{A reaaaallly brief recap.}

{AV}

{Betrayal}

{Stripping}

{Vomit}

{Siblings}

{Retreat.}

{Recap complete.}

{There are probably a few other questions you have about 'Boku to majo no jikan' that were not covered by this recap...}

{Question 1: Why do those siblings hate Hakuu so much?//Question 2: What are the Zero officers?// Question 3: Am I really being paid for my work..?}

{Though a student like me doesn't have the means or need to answer that right now.}

{The reason is the same as why so many students will suffer from temporary insomnia starting tomorrow.}

{The same as why student's mental capacity drains away.}

{ It's the demon like event thought of by the adults....}

002

{That's right...}

{The end of semester exams.}

(Side text- Volume one of the manga is out in stores!!)

003

(Side text- Go forth with your mechanical pencil sword and eraser shield!!}

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN
7th Hour: The end of semester test from hell.
ARAKAWA SHIN.

004

???: Although I'm letting class out early,

You shouldn't go play around okay?

Starting tomorrow everyone should be preparing for the test.

{Maya L Cordelia// Home room teacher for class 1-D}

Maya: Pass the test first, and then you'll have plenty of time to play around.

Okay?

Guys: Yes...

Teacher!!

{All of the male students.}

(Handwritten- Why are THEY so fired up?)

005

Maya: Oh!

By the way..

Tsudzuri-kun...I hope you'll take your studies seriously...

If you don't...

(Handwritten- And there are several teachers saying this..)

It'll mean bad things for you, okay? I'd much rather not see you again.

(TN- She says 'Bad' but the kanji is for 'staying back.' or 'repeating a grade'.)

Maya: Then everyone, do your best to get your best marks!

Guys(?): Yes teacher!!

Naitou: No fair! The teacher gave you a special warning, Tsudzuri-kun!

(Handwriten- You suck!)
(Handwritten- Geez!)

(Handwritten- You just plain suck dude!)

Susutake: Damn man! I want to be told off by her too!

Enji: Um, were you guys listening to what she said?

006

Enji: She's implying...

That I might have to stay back....!

Susutake: ….and so...

Today begins our 'save Tsudzuri plan'.

The major component of our plan is 'Studying our asses off while in the tea shop'...

I heard you were specially promoted into our class Mizuta-chan, but can you really study on your own?

(Handwritten- This is the first time she's done something like this, so she's over joyed.)

Mari: Don't worry!

I'll be just fine!

007

Susutake: I'm not really all that smart, so I'd be really happy if you would lend me a hand.

(Handwritten- Sorry...)

Mari: If there's anything I can do, please feel free to ask.

I have to show my gratitude to everyone for saving me after all.

Susutake: We saved you?

Mari: You know, from that irrational employee...

Hakuu: Maaaarrriiiiii~

Mari: Eh?

Oh right...!

{All of Susutake and the others memories of that incident...}
{Have been completely erased...}

008

Mari: Oh..um, sorry! I think I was mistaken...don't mind me.

Susutake: Hmm...okay.

Hakuu: Although I could really use Enji's help around here...

If he has a test, I suppose I have no choice but to over look it.

(Handwritten- Here's your cake.)

(Handwritten- Ooh cake!)

Mari: I just hope that this isn't too troublesome for you...

Huh? Can I really have this much cake?

Hakuu: Go right ahead...it's a freebie just for you Mari.

With you here I'm doing quite well.

How about you come over every day?

{The amount of customers who come to see Mari have exploded.}

(Handwritten- Boobies!)

(Handwritten- Oh yeah~)

(Handwritten- Time to make a 20 percent markup on the menu!)

009

Naitou: Oh yeah..

Mizuta-chan, I'm sorry to throw this at you so quickly...

But could you read this for me?

Mari: Fwhaa?

Susutake: Hey Naitou-kun, we're here to study all right? You can do that later.

Besides if you need help reading, you just get a text reader for your phone...

Mari: Um...this says...
Pe..

Susutake: Hey wait a damn minute Naitouu!!

Why the freak are you trying to get her to say nasty things?!

Naitou: But as an innocent young man, I have no idea what this word means...

Susutake: Shut your filthy mouth! What is this note?!

'A list of the words I'd like to hear a girl say'?! You wrote this clear as day dammit!!

Mari: In the end, we're just being loud and annoying...

Enji: H—hey Mizuta...

Mari: Yes? What is it, Tsudzuri-kun?

010

Enji: S---save me...

If I end up staying back in a private school....

I'm seriously gonna be in trouble.

(Side text- Especially financially.)

{Although he looks like it, he is not abusing drugs.}

Mari: Tsu..

Tsudzuri-kun, are you really that bad at studying?

Enji: You know the X and Y in math? I have no idea what they're used for.

(Handwritten- They're alphabet letters right?)

011

Enji: There are times where I can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese.

{He's speaking of knowing the districts in China.}

The prime minister switches seats every year right? Or not?

(Handwritten- Who were the two guys before that?)

Mari: That's enough!
I understand where' you're coming from now...there really isn't very much about politics or...anything you know! Please, no more!

Mari: F—for now...

We'll just do what we can, maybe cover about three years of school curriculum? We'll have to really jam it in there by tomorrow.

Enji: Y—yeah...please Mizuta...

Naitou: Oh! Let me get mixed in, Mizuta-chan!

012

Enji: S—sorry I just don't remember any of this...

Mari: Oh...

{Mizuta Lv. 15 Hp 2/100}

(Handwritten- This is terrible...)

Hakuu: I guess Enji has a disorder where he's unable to focus on things that don't interest him, huh?

To be honest, I thought you might need this...

(Handwritten- it's a liquid type)

Hakuu: How about using this 'Benedict man side'? It'll help you remember simple things I think.

{Benedict man side 'Remembrance'}

{Upon drinking this one will smoothly be able to remember everything.}

{The limit of memories is about one day.}

{It's normal use is to dig up confidential information.}

Enji: No way! If I study hard with Mizuta, I'm sure I’ll be able to do it without..

Mari: Please use that medicine, Tsudzuri-kun!

Enji: If Mizuta says I should...

013

{And then the next day...}

Student: Good morning.
Student 2: Hey,

I'm in so much trouble today...

Student 3: Mornin'...

Student 4: 'Sup

Naitou(?): Hey Kousuke..

You **** pretty early this morning.

Kousuke: Shut the hell up!

Susutake: Hey Tsudzuri.

(Handwritten- You're up early.)

Susutake: I'm feeling pretty confident in my geography today dude. How about you? Were you able to perfect your own studies?

I had to leave in the middle of things yesterday..

But you guys ended up staying up late into the night right?

(Handwritten- Musta been nice hanging out with Mizuta-chan and Hakuu-san.)

Enji: Heheheh...

Susutake: Tsudzuri-kun?

(Handwritten- What's up?)

Enji: Heh...

014

Enji: I AM PERFECT.

{What's with...}

{His confidence...!}

015

Enji: The Japanese plains downstream of the rivers of Yaguchi open into the mouth of the rivers empty into various shapes of the earth's crust due to the incline of the rivers and the pebbles at the bottom of the valley. These deposits open into a delta like fan shape because of the flow that's washed about through the river as it meanders through the river flow.
(TN- It doesn't make sense since a lot of it is cut off.)

{Dude! Somehow...}

{It's like he's a friggin' genius!!}

Enji: I can tell you everything I remember...there is nothing I don't know.

(Side text- Thanks mostly to the Benedict man side.)

Enji: The test covers pages 4~60 and there are still another 45 I know even besides that, thanks to my indiscriminate memorizing!!

(Side text- Thanks again to the Benedict man side.)

Enji: There' s no way I can fail!

(Handwritten- I even got a lucky prediction on my horoscope!)

Susutake: Awesome Tsudzuri!

Naitou: Good morning you guys! Did you hear?

016

Naitou: Apparently today’s geography test has been shifted back to cover the latter half of the last 10 pages because of the other class being a slight bit behind.

(Big text- Say what?!)

Naitou: So the advanced class would normally cover this part, right?

But there's a bit more I heard...

It was only our teacher who forgot to tell us of the change it seems....this sucks hardcore.

Enji: W—wait, what are you trying to say?

017

Enji: Out of the 15 pages I thought I memorized...

they're only going to use 5?!

Susutake: F---

Five pages man? That sounds like an assured fail right there...

Enji: NOOOO!!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

018

Maya: Okay..

Everyone take your seats...

I'll pass out the tests now~

Enji: THATS IMPOSSIBLEEEE!!!

(Handwritten- Riiight?!)

Maya: Be quiet Tsudzuri-kun.

{Semester Test Battle 1: Geography.)

019

Question 1

What manner of technique is used to determine just how much of the earth's surface area is actually flat space? Please answer.

{The very first question...}

{And I have no friggin idea what it means!!}

{What method?!}

{How the hell would I know something like that?! I don't think I know the name but isn't that what a map is for?!}

{I've lost half of my advantage, and my perfection has become fail!!}

{Wait no, I did study half of this with Mizuta didn't I?!}

{What did she tell me again?! C'mon remember! Remember!!}

Mari: You're not too good at memorizing things?

020

Mari: If memorization isn't working out for you then you have to find another method.

{Mizuta//Lv. 15// Hp 90/100}

Mari: Try putting it to rhythm and a song! If you'd like I can try to think of one and teach it to you?
{A song!!}

{That's right!}

{A song!! We used a song to help us study!! I knew I could count on you Mizuta!}

{She's like an angelic savor born to deliver me from hell!!}

{You've saved my ass, Mizuta!}

(Bottom text- To be exact, she's the Buddha that saved you from hell.)

021

Mizuta: Achoo~

Teacher: Is the air conditioning bothering you?

Mizuta: N—no, I'm fine.

{Considering that we did get some studying done, and he used the Bendict man side...}

{Tsudzuri-kun should be able to pass with no problem.}

{Her eyes are still empty.}

Maya: 20 minutes left on the clock.

{I can't remember the song...or anything else!!)

(Sfx- Pkiihh crack)

{Dammit, why?! We had some pretty damn good songs too..}

{Can't I remember just one track?!}

{Didn't I study this yesterday?}

{Yesterday's study session.}

{Mizuta//Lv 15//Hp 20/100}

(Handwritten- Um...well...)

{This map of the earth....how about this...}

022

Mari: Hmm, about the rhythm to remember this....
(Handwritten- Her bra...)

(Handwritten- I can totally see her bra...)

Mari: D—Do you understand?

Enji: Eh?!

Y—yeah!

I totally do! It's so easy to remember!! Thanks Mizuta!

I should be in perfect shape for tomorrow!

023

{Question 1: Despite studying my ass off, why can't I remember one track to the study songs we made yesterday?}

{Answer: Because I was so focused on her bra; I couldn't focus.}

{Dammit! I haven't written anything here!! Fine, I'll just put this there!}

(Handwritten- Ramaazu method.)

{It's probably completely wrong though!}

{Battle two// English.}

{Please find the place the accent is strongest and put it here.}

{A pronunciation problem?}

{Pronunciation is waaay different than geography and finding means to measure the earth. I wonder what country's pronunciation I should use here?}

024

{I'm not going to waste time over a question that I don't know and isn't worth it!}

Enji: Hmph!

(Handwritten- I'm just going to have to leave everything to my Japanese...!!)

{Besides it's not like I'd ever be able to figure out what this answer is supposed to be!}

{Kids, don't do this at home.}

{Just like this...}
{Battle 3// Chemistry}

(Handwritten- The answer to these questions...)

(Handwritten- Are on top of this yellow tower....just a roll away!)

(Sfx- Pita poit)

Enji: 6?!

Enji: There's no answer like that here!! What should I do?!

{Tsudzuri continued to challenge the end of semester test.}

{Battle 6// Physical health}

{Health and physical education is his pride.}

{I gotta take a dump.}

{And then...}

{Which seal is it?}

Enji: I don't know!! What kind of question is this?!

{The final day arrived. The final part of the school curriculum.}

025

{Battle 9// Math.}

{I'm finally here....}

{Math.}

{Honestly...}

{I know I'm barely above a failing grade because of how I answered the questions..}

{Mostly because of the Benedict man side.}

{Math is really the weakest part of my whole school career and there really isn't way to memorize it.}

{I've got to find some way to do this myself.}

{It's up to me to escape getting a failing grade...!!}

Maya: Have all the tests been handed out?
All right then, start!!

{I'll have to take Hakuu's suggestion and use my final gambit here...!!}

026

Hakuu: Although it really doesn't matter to me if you get promoted to the next grade or not...

But I know it'll be tough for you to work here otherwise, so I'll tell you something special.

Up until now you've thought only of yourself.

And honestly thinking of 'kris' suits you much better I think.

Your body can be useful even for something like a test.

You do understand what I’m trying to tell you right?

{Yeah, I totally get it! Since I have the body of a superhuman, there's only one way to use it!}

{And that's to cheat!!}

027

{I have no choice but to turn around and peer at his paper with such a speed that the teacher doesn't find out.}

{Normally I wouldn't be able to pull this sorta thing off, and I'm pretty sure I know what might be on Naito-kun's paper too..!!}

{But at this point I really don't have a choice.}

{Because I don't want to stay back!}

(Handwritten- Should I have Osoba or tempura noodles?)

(Handwritten- So sleepy...)

{N--}

{NOWWW!!}

028

(Sfx- Sha sha sha Shfft shfft shfft)

{Why is he using the back of the test sheet....}

{To draw a nude picture of the teacher?!}
029

Enji: Ugh...

{I know that Naitou-kun is an idiot though...}

{But to think he'd piss away valuable testing time just do do this...should I just give up on math?!}

{I'll admit that she is really pretty though...}

{But at a time like this, Naitou-kun?!}

Enji: Crap..

{She totally saw me.}

030

{Naitou's no good since I know he's going to perfect that design until the test is over.}

{So I guess I’ll target Susutake instead.}

{He's not all that bright...}

{But he's probably got more on the ball than me right now.}

{All right, I'll take a quick look..}

{W-wait a minute...i have to think of a simpler method than this..!!}

{I know, I can just take his test and write my name in place of his.}

{It's faster for me to just change our tests over with my slight of hand!}

031

{I'm a bastard for even thinking of this method..}

{And that doing this to him is probably the lowest thing I could ever do..}

{But I get the feeling,}

{Susutake is gonna be able to pull this off!}

Susutake: Whew!

Done.

Ahhh~
Enji: Hahahahaha....

{Sorry Susutake!!}

{He's totally not on drugs.}

{Forgive me!!}

032

(Sfx- Kan bump)

(Sfx- Korokoroh sppnn)

(Sfx- Karaka clatter)

Maya: Here...

You dropped this.

Enji: Ah yeah, thanks...

033

{Wh—whoa that surprised me....}

{What was that feeling just now...}

{It was like something was glaring at me.}

{Something with a really serious killing intent.}

{Killing intent? But why me?}

{More like, who here?}

Maya: Be careful...

Tsudzuri-kun.

{My aluminum mechanical pencil...}

034

Maya: All right, thats it!

You worked hard everyone!

So take a nice and long break today~
Guys: Sure thing..

Senseiii!!

(Handwritten- Lets take a breaaaaak!!)

Maya: Oh yes, Tsudzuri-kun...

Could you come and see me later?

035

(Sfx- Niko grn)

Naitou: N—no fair Tsudzuri-kun! The teacher's calling you!

Susutake: No way dude, are you really staying back?

Naitou: That doesn't matter at all!

What the heck are you two gonna do in Maya-sensei's room?!

It's gonna be erotic for sure!!

(Sfx- Bushii bllort)

Naitou: Probably a bit of this, and a bit of that huuuuh?! Well I'll never forgive you!

(Censorship lines: This material has been censored.)

{Top most box: Sensei....//why are you naked?//Don't be embarrassed//No way Sensei// Wai..//how are you going to use that...?//Hah hah...//}

{It would be great...}

{If that's all it is..}

{Imagined some of it himself.}

036

Maya: You were cheating, right?

There's no point in trying to hide it from me....I saw you.

Enji: Y—You saw me...no way..

Maya: Well it's not something one would have ordinarily been able to see...especially at that speed.

037

Enji: Then that feeling I had earlier...

was that you, Sensei...

Maya: Yes it was.

(Handwritten- All of it.)

Maya: You can't think that a homeroom teacher would allow this, right?

(Side text- Its all no good.)

Enji: Sensei...are you....

Maya: Huh? You didn't notice...?

I'm a 'Kris' too.

I'm a regular customer at the teashop...

(Handwritten- How rude.)

Enji: Wha?

W—wait!

I remember! Hakuu had told me about you!!

(Handwritten- I just noticed.)

Maya: Even with that, you didn't remember me?

(Handwritten- Is your head okay?)

Enji: I've been through a lot lately, okay?

So then Sensei, what kind of kris are you?

(Handwritten- Just going with the flow huh?0

Maya: What kind am I...?

038

Maya: Not telling.

In 'Benihi city'...
There are plenty of human like kris who have fit into society like me.

'Kris' aren't...

All out there to be found if you stick an antenna out and search.

Maya: Someone like you is 'rare'.

There are plenty of ferocious types out there who would love to gobble you up.

039

Maya: You don't agree with my tastes...

So I won't eat you.

Ah

After this...

You'd better work hard at Hakuu's place..

If you do that I'll over look your cheating.

Do it again however...

And I'll kill you.

Enji: Ye--

Yes ma'm...

(Handwritten- Scary...)

{As for the test results....}

{He failed the math section and had to take supplementary lessons.}

Enji: Today's my treat!

Everyone eat up!

Susutake: What?

Can we have some too?!

(Side text- She really wants to eat him....maybe.)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN WILL BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 1 (Out December 3rd.)

Translation: Gintama 392

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:02:20 +0000

Good work Sorachi. Your baddassery was almost enough for me to forget that HXH is going to be on hiatus for another year. Almost enough. *quiet stifling sob.*

Hi wa mata noboru only.

(Side text- To protect a promise....)

Lesson 392: Sun and moon.
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

Gintoki: If it's a promise made on fingers you need...

They're still some around.

(Sfx- Bushii blssh)

(Sfx- kacha clack)

Gintoki: All of us here....

The five fingers that'll drag you from heaven to hell.

Maizou: You--

You all...

Tsukuyo: You've....

Had ta' endure so much up 'till now...

003

Tsukuyo: You've...

Had so much patience up 'till now...

It's a damn shame ya had to wait this long..

And for that i'm sorry.

But ain't no need to worry anymore...

Tha' wish you've been waitin' for...

is ridin' on the moon.

That promise that binds you ta yoshiwara...

will be tha light that will lead you through tha darkness.

004

Tsukuyo: Tonight tha moon..
Ain't gonna set.

(Sfx- Jakkiin claang)

Tsukuyo: Shinpachi, Kagura I’m leavin ya to guide him outta here.

As for us, we're...

Gonna be bringin' up tha rear.

Nobume: Are you sure...?

I can cut as many down as I want?

Tsukuyo: Yeah, do whatcha want.

This one night dream ends once mornin' rises.

005

Sadasada: Hmph...

To save one doddering old fool, you'd trap yourselves here?

Do you really believe I’ll allow you to leave?

You are in the palm of my hand.

Gintoki: We ain't going anywhere.

006

Gintoki: Even if you're sitting on a throne in heaven...

Even if you're the moon or the sun...

We're gonna settle things here.....

Am I right?

Heaven's gopher-dono?

007

(Sfx- Suhh sfft)

(Sfx- Dododoh thoooom)

(Sfx- Doooon thooom)
008

(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaaah roaaaaaaaar)

(Sfx- Shakiiin shiing)

(Sfx- Doddoo fooom)

Tsukuyo: Let's go!!

(Sfx- Bkaaaaahhh FWFOOSH)

009

(Sfx- Gahh sfwp)

(Sfx- Gagagahh sffft)

(Sfx- Boboooh thooom)

(Sfx- Yoroh whifft)

(Sfx- Zazah sffft)

(Sfx- Dodododoh thktokthok)

(Sfx- Dokaaha sffft)

(Sfx- Goro goro rooll roll)

Gintoki: guh!

(Sfx- Sharaaan jinggle)

010

(Sfx- Gohh thonk)

(Sfx- Gakooohh thooomp)

(Sfx- Sharaann jinngle)

(Sfx- Gogooh Crcak)

011

(TN- No text just blissful, blissful violence.)

012
(Sfx- Dopaaan bloooorsh)

(Sfx- Dodooon thatooom)

013

(Sfx- Doh doh thop thop)

{My right arm...}

(Sfx- Karaan clatter)

(Sfx- Fuhhh fwooof)

(Sfx- Dofuuh thuddd)

014

(Sfx- Dododododoh thumpthumpthuuud)

Gintoki: Ugh...!

(Sfx- Parapara Clatter clatter)

{Even my legs!!}

(Sfx- Gigi grnnnd)

(Sfx- Pofuhh fwoff)

(Sfx- Dododooh thokthokthok)

(Sfx- fuhh fwff)

015

Tsukuyo: What the hell ya doin' Gintoki?! Get yer ass in gear!

Nobume: If you've decided you want to die, shall I slice you?

(Sfx- Zuh bloop)

Nobume: You've been pierced right in an acupuncture point...

And by a poison needle no less.

Gintoki: That's bad right?

Noubume: I'd say so. It keeps you paralyzed, and if being unable to move doesn't kill you, the poison will.

(Sfx- Zah zah sffft)

Tsukuyo: Ngh...

Sadasada: Hmph.

Cornered are we?

Though it's rare that someone who has stood before you...

has managed to live this long.

(Sfx- Zah Sfft)

(Sfx- Koroh dmpth)

017

Sadasada(?): Oboro.

Oboro: Not quite...

This has happened once before.

018

Oboro: It was a battle in the heavens....

though one demonic war god was there...

GINTAMA LESSON 392............END.

019

Oboro: It hasn't changed...

Your eyes still....

are those of the Shiroyasha.

(Side text- Their destinies once again intertwine....?!)

Translation: Bullet Armors 4

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 02:43:14 +0000

And so I finish Volume one of Bullet Armors! It's been a while since I've finished a volume of something that isn't just coming out weekly, so yay for me! Some individuals have approached me about scantlation, so perhaps that is in the works or something. Dunno, no one ever talks to ol' BDR about anything, nope.

Anyway starting with Volume 2 there are little 4 komas that are included as extras. Anyone want me to do those too? Or what? Let me know or something.

Do not ask me when the next is coming out. Free for scantlation, but make sure you have someone well versed in Japanese look it over. Will be using tank numbering system so look out for that.

Techno 4: The rumored breeder.

Dude: Hm?

Bungari: What is it?

Dude: Captain Bungari....I wonder what that is?

Bungari: Obviously a bird.

If you've got time to stare aimlessly in the sky, you've got time to find tremor!

Dude: Just a bird huh...

150

???: Cough

Cough

(Sfx- Bafu tamp)

???: Hah...

151

Ion: We've landed! Somehow.

Proto: Kyhooh Kyhooh.

Bullet: Kyuuh.

Selena: Is being covered in charcoal a part of that...

'wonderful' landing of yours?

Ion: I was just thinking landing in a hole would be best.

152

Selena: Wouldn't outside of town been a better choice?!

Why a chimney?!

Proto: Sneeze sneeze.

Ion: Hmph.

Well exuuuuse me. If our direction hadn't changed so suddenly...
Selena: The subjugation battle begins in a week.

I'd think not being found in that time would be best, yanno?

Hm? The door won't open.

Ion: Leave it to me Selena!

Selena: Eh?

Ion: PUNCH!

153

Ion: Open sesame.

Proto: Kyuii!

(Sfx- Zah sfft)

???: What was that noise?!

154

Guards: A tremor?!

Was a tremor here?!

Hey you! Are you a breeder?!

Guy: No, I just clean up here...

Guards: Only a tremor could crush the door to pieces like this!!

Guy: I'm telling you it wasn't me...

(Handwritten- My neck!)

Guard: Quit your squawking!

Guy: GYAHHH!!

155

Guards: Take him away!

Guy: It wasn't me...

It wasn't me.
Me..

Me...

Selena: Get it Ion?

We are in a den of beika right now.

No running wild.

Ion: Understood ma'am.

Selena: Just a week!One measly week till the subjugation battles..

Do you really intend to run around doing things like that till then?!

Ion: C'mon. Even if we're ousted as breeders...

It's not like they're just gonna attack us off the bat.

156

Selena: You really understand nothing.

It's a beika's modus operandi to destroy tremor right?

So of course they'd come after you!

(Arrow- Targeted.)

Selena: To the rest of the world we're the bad guys!

(Blocks: Bad guys// targeted.)

(Handwritten- Bad guys...)

Selena: If you don't like being treated like a bad guy don't get caught!

Bullet: Kyuu

Selena: Now....in the beika's shadow...

There's no one around.

I wonder if there's a key to open it...?

Ion: A bad guy...

Selena: Geez..They're totally lumping us in with that rumored breeder...!!
157

Ion: A rumored breeder?

Selena: You heard about it during the subjugation meeting right?

A breeder with a tremor riding on his back.

Ion: Rez?!

Selena: It's because of him that we're going through this now...!!

He's the absolute worst!

Ion: No way!

Rez isn't that sorta guy!

Selena: No way, you aren't saying you know him?

158

Ion: That breeder who's causing trouble for the beika...

Might just be my master!

Selena: Master?

I wouldn't have taken you as old fashioned based on looks alone.

Ion: His name is Rez..

He's a perverted and clumsy idiot, but he's my master!

I think this person might be him!

Selena: So basically...

A useless master creates a useless disciple?

(Handwritten- Useless...)

Selena: Geez, whatever then!

159

Selena: I can't say I even have the teeniest interest in finding your master or whatever.

But If I leave you to loiter around town it'll just be trouble for both of us.

Proto: Kyuui!

Selena: Lets get moving then.

To find this Rez guy.

Ion: Selena!! Do you know where he is?

160

Ion: Eh?!

Proto: Kyun

(Sfx- Tan tap)

Selena: Of course I don't!

161

Selena: But I have an idea of where we might find breeders!

So get your butt over here!

Ion: Sweet!

Let's do this Bullet!

BULLET!!

162

Ion: Ngh...

Selena: What the heck are you doing!?

Quick!! QUICK!! Climb up before someone sees you! (Whispering.)

Ion: Ngggh....

Guy: Dude, did you feel that?

Was it an earthquake?

Guy: What?

Naw, it was like this 'boom' sound you know?

Ion: It's cool!

I'm on my way!

Selena: You can't even do a long jump?!

163

Ion: It was an eensy bit wider than I thought...

Selena: Hurry up!

Before they see us!!

(Sfx- Pokin crackle)

Ion: 'Crackle'?

164

Ion: Oopsie!

Guy: Hey! Do you have a tremor?!

Guy 2: What are you guys talking about?! Aaaaugh!!

Selena: This is what I thought would happen earlier...

{Ragu wild-lands.}

165

Ion: Whoa! Sweet!

It's crazy huge out here!!

Selena: Once you find him, get out of town!

I'm a busy gal you know!

(Handwritten- So wiiide!)

(Handwritten- Wiiiide!)

Ion: Lets stop for a tea break, Bullet!

Bullet: Kuh.

Ion: NGUH?!
Guh!!

Selena: Quiet!

I see a beika!!

166

Ion: Hey! I remember him from the subjugation meeting!

Selena: It appears he's looking for something...

Ion: Maybe he dropped his wallet?

Selena: I doubt the situation is that simple!

(Sfx- Mozo wifft)

Tremor: Kyuuiiin

Both: A tremor!

167

Tremor: Kyuuiiiiin!!

Kyuui

Kyuuuiin!

(Sfx- Chacha sffttssst)

168

169

Big dude: Hmph.

Nothing but small fry tremor crawling around here.

But I know he's hiding around here somewhere...

and the other beika can't find him.

That 'rumored breeder' is here somewhere...

And imma kill him dead!

170
Big dude: Just my imagination...

Bring your asses out and come and get this, tremor!

I ain't got time for small fry!

Move it!

Outta the way!

Selena: So what are you going to do?

Ion: Eh?!

ah..

Is moving in the opposite direction an option?

Selena: Aren't you looking for this Rez dude though?

Ion: Ah...

What to do...

171

Ion: Anyway...

Lets chase after him..!!

Selena: Hold your horses!

At a time like this, you've got to follow without being seen!

Ion: Like this?

Selena: Too much of your face is sticking out!!

Ion: Um...are we sure following him is gonna help us find Rez?

Selena: Dunno, but I’ll say one thing...he's pretty much unmatched.

More like, if he attacks us what are you going to do?

Ion: I couldn't beat him in a fight that’s for sure.

But Rez is a different matter completely! He won't lose to that guy!

172
Big dude: Hmph!

Ion: Ow!

173

Ion: He disappeared!

Selena: Ion!!

174

Ion: What just happened?!

Selena: He SAW us!! We've gotta run away!

Kyah!!

Ion: Whoa!

He's hella fast!

Selena: There's a wall behind us!

175

Big dude: Oh?

Heh heh...

Bullet: Grrr...

Proto: Kyuuh!

176

Big dude: I see...so Imma get two for the swing of one am I?

Selena: Guh..

Looks like running isn't an option now...

Ion: Looks like we're on!

Bullet, lets do this!

177

178
179

Ion: A..

A raid?!

180

Ion: Selena!!

181

Ion: Rez!!

182

183

???: Shut yer damn pie-holes beika!!

Or am I gonna have to kill you all?

Ion: ….Or not?!

BULLET ARMORS 1..........END.

184

{The breeder who aims for the two...}

{Be he friend or foe?!}

BULLET ARMORS VOLUME 2!

Release in Spring of 2011!!

Translation: Anagle Mole 18

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:45:02 +0000

So yeah, I went and bought a subscription to Weekly Shounen Sunday, something that I've wanted to do since I started translating back in 2006. Since I don't live on the coast or anything It means my issues come like nearly a week after they've been printed in Japan.

....Maybe I might even decide to do random previews from Sunday manga if anyone wants me to, since the magazine is hard to find on the net compared to Jump or Magazine.

Reserved for Pinoymanga scans.

(Top text- The 'rescue Chiwa arc' keeps right on rolling!)

ANAGLE MOLE
Chapter 18: The way to use a majinagram.
FUKUCHI TSUBASA

(Side text- Yesterday's enemy is today's friend?)

(Bottom text- Volume one hits stores on March 16th!!)

002

(Side text- S(Stalker) in Anaguland....)

(Sfx- Pipipipi beepbeepbeep)

(Sfx- Zazazazza zzzzt)

(Sfx- Pipipipipi beeepbeepbeepbeep)

(Sfx- Pipipip beeepbeepbeep)

(Sfx- Zaza zzzt)

(Sfx- Pipipipi beeepbeep)

(Handwritten- Luiido's probably bummed.)

(Handwritten- Probably.)

(Sfx- Zaza zzt)

{Coco city.}

{Judging from Chiwa-tan's behavior, It is without a doubt she's been in this city.)

Dude: However I am unable to detect Chiwa-tan's voice in this city full of people.

Could she have already left town?

There's no way around it then...I'll have to ask someone.

Invisibility deactivate.

003

Dude: And now...

People: Eh?!
Whoa!!

Guy: Where the hell did he come from?!

He just like 'poofed' outta nowhere!

(Sfx- Don)

Dude: Everyone...

I would like to ask, have you seen an angel around here?

People: Um...what's an angel?!

Dude: Obviously when I say 'angel' I mean Chiwa-tan.

People: Scary!

004

Guy: Well...I dunno if i've seen her since I dunno what she looks like.

Dude: You're quite a bothersome bunch aren't you.

Guy: That's what we should be saying to you.

(Sfx- Goso goso shfft shfft)

(Handwritten- My oh my.)

Dude: Look closely.

Chiwa-tan looks...

like this.

Guy: Dude that was fast!

(Handwritten- And it looks awesome!)

(Sfx- Shfaa sfft)

Guy: Is that your majinagram?!

Guy 2: She looks weird.

(Handwritten- And I've never seen miguard like those...where would one buy those?)

(Sfx- Zawa zawa Hustle bustle)
???: Oh her. Yeah i've seen her, what of it?

Dude: Hm?

005

???: She's the girl who picked a fight with Luiido in front of ishetan.

(Handwritten- Outta the way.)

(Sfx- Zui sfft)

???: I think I heard them say something about going to 'Kita' city.

Dude: Where is 'kita' city?!

???: It's close.

Dude: Close you say?!

???: I meant your face.

Moreover, who IS that girl?

It's not normal to have a majinagram that brings forth life like hers.

{Majin//Kulmielu//Age 13}

Kulmielu: In any case, she's not stronger than me.....

(Sfx- Zah zah sfft sfft)

Dude: We're off to 'kita' city then. Lead me there.

Kulmielu: Wha?!

W—Wait! Why do I have to...?!

(Handwritten- Wait for me!)

Dude: Obviously you've seen Chiwa-tan...

So you're useful to me for information.

Wait for me Chiwa-tan..

I'm coming to save you.

(Handwritten- Wait!)
006

(Sfx- Dogahhh thooom)

(Sfx- Dan bump)

(Sfx- Bannn thud)

Luchiru: Hah..

(Sfx- Jin jin sst sst)

Luchiru: Dammit!

(Sfx- Gahyuu fwooff)

007

{His majinagram...}

{Is crazy dangerous!!}

Luchiru: Dekos!!

???: You can do that as much as you want and it changes nothing.

(Sfx- Kaaaah fwaaaah)

???: Burima!!

(Sfx- kashi sssft)

(Sfx- Muniuh squish)

008

(Sfx- Bnyoo bllop)

(Sfx- Nyooon mmmmush)

Luchiru: Not this again!!

He's able to soften matter with his majinagram!!

???: I don't like breaking things...

So I make them softer instead.

(Sfx- Poiin bloop)
???: If I make things softer...

009

{Then it's easy to send them back rather than breaking them.}

???: I have a phobia of breaking things...

So making them soft is my justice.

There's no need to worry about soft things...

(Sfx- Ooooh fwhooosh)

(Sfx- Bashiih sfft)

{Heh, blocking this is child's play!}

???: Now I’ll deactivate burima on just that thing.

(Sfx- Gachiin shfft)

Luchiru: Geh!

{It's hardened again!}

010

(Sfx- Bogoohh THOOM)

Kyousuke: Luchiru!!

Damn it!! That bastard can even use the hardness against us..!!

Does he have a weakness at all?!

(Sfx- Gogogogogoo rmmmmble)

???: Ugh...

Breaking things is so disgusting...

Kyousuke: Do you hate it that much?!

(Handwritten- Are you telling me THAT'S your great weakness?)

011

Kyousuke: Huh?
(Sfx- Gara clatter)

Kyousuke: No way, did Luchiru...

{Did he use Bokoheru to dig a hole downward and make an escape pit?!}

(Sfx- Zuuh Sfft)

{He's gonna use Dekos to attack him from behind!!}

(Sfx- Pitaaah sfft)

(Sfx- Dodododododo tmptmtmtmptmp)

012

Luchiru: Big mistake....you shouldn't have let your guard down 'cause you thought I was defeated...

Eat this!!

(Sfx- kahh kahh crackle crackle)

{Dekos!!}

(Sfx- Kuru spnn)

???: I knew it...

Kyousuke: Damn!

He already found out!?

013

Luchiru: I knew that too!!

“Dekos!”

(Sfx- Don bump)

Luchiru: Aaaaand~

Dekos!!

Kyousuke: He avoided his opened hand, and is gonna pop him one in the kisser!

(Sfx- Goooh woooomp)

Kyousuke: Ri---
014

(Sfx- Zuhh sffft)

(Sfx- Zash wfft)

Kyousuke: Wha?

Luchiru: What?!

{H—He dodged it?!}

(Sfx- Bokoh thoomp)

???: You don't...

Seem to understand the way to use your majinagram....

015

???: So you can modify the direction of Dekos once it emerges from the ground, huh?

(Sfx- zushi zushi sfft sfft)

???: The thing is, your opponent can easily telegraph your moves.

(Sfx- Pashii clamp)

???: That's exactly why...

Everyone calls you the 'left back kid'.

(Sfx- Zuukii throob)

???: You just keep yelling dekos over and over again..

Like it's the only damn word you have in your vocabulary.

(Sfx- Byonnn mussh)

016

???: Someone who's just the type of person who can only retort and not engage...

Is easy to break.

(Sfx- Pah fwap)

(Sfx- Doooh thomp)
(Sfx- Kaiiii fwwasssh)

{As if I'll be hit by that...!!}

(Sfx-Baaan thunk)

???: Purima deactivate.

(Sfx- Pishihh sssshhh)

{That's why....}

{You're the left behind kid.}

(Sfx- Gaaaannn THUUD)

017

???: Now...

To clean up the traitor.

(Sfx- Dosaaah thud)

(Sfx- Zah sfft)

(Sfx- zo zo zo zo zo throb throb throb throb)

???: Now it's about time...

for the main event, right?

I really don't want to kill a monstrous human...

But more than that, I'd rather you not carry out your promise of breaking me.

Kyousuke: Luchiru...!!!

Luke: Ugh...hold on, time out...

This really is sickening....

(Side text- Next issue; Luke and Kyousuke are...!?)

(Sfx- Doku doku doku drip drip drip)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 14.

Translation: Gintama 391

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 05:04:57 +0000

Fingers are amazing things. From drawing this chapter, translating this chapter, and dragging the shogunate as we know it to hell, most things start with fingers. Yup. Badass little digits they are.

Hi wa mata noboru only.

Guard: St—STOP THEM!!

WALL THEM IN!!

(Side text- Now to the battlefield!!)

Guard: We can't let these brigands get any closer to ue-sa---

(Sfx- GOH THOOM)

(Sfx- DOGOGOHH CRRASSH)

Gintoki: TOO THIIIIN!!!

GINTAMA
Lesson 391: Five fingers.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

Gintoki: You shit bags are thinner than

Saga** original!!

(TN- Sagami original is a brand of condom.)

002

Gintoki: Thin bastards like you...

Still think you're the elite samurai guard of the shoguuuuuun!?

Guards: They can't be stooooped!!!

There are no blind spots up front,

the right,

the left...

or behind us!!

They're just a group of five brigands...

But it's like being blasted by a gigantic gale force bullet!!

003

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)

Guards: Outta the waaaaaaaaay!!!
We're going to fill them full of firey lead!!

Shoot 'em dead!!

(Sfx- Gagoooon thoooom)

Guards: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!

(Sfx- Gagagah blamblamblam)

(Sfx- Zugagagagaga ddshshshshh)

Guards: FIREEEEEEEEE!!!

(Sfx- Gagagagagaga dshshshsshshh)

Guard: HIT THEM WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!

(Sfx- Hyannnn swfffft)

004

Guard: They're coming from the sides!!

(Sfx-Gagagagaga dssddsssh)

005

(Sfx- Gagoooooon THOOOOM)

(Sfx- Dooooon BOOOM)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Guards: Ready the second battalion!!

ERADICATE THEM!!!

(Sfx- Dooooon THOOOM)

006

(Sfx- Gaszaaah ssffft)

(Sfx- Gagoooh thooom)

(Handwritten- Ngahhhhhh!!)

(Sfx- Dooooon foooooom)
Guards: N---

Next battalion! Hurry up and fireeeee!!

(Sfx- Gahh fwap)

(Sfx- Zugaaah tooomp)

(Sfx- Zuboooh fmoomp)

Guard: W—wait!!

Our ally!!

007

(Sfx- Dooouh THOOMP)

(Sfx- Kuaaahhh ROAAAR)

Shinpachi: No fair Kagura-chan!! Why is it you only treat me this way?!

Guards: O—oh shit...

They've stolen the cannon!!

UWAHHH!!

(Sfx- Dooooon FOOOM)

Gintoki: Looks like we've finally made it to the Shougun-sama's place...

Kagura: Aiyah, there does not seem to be an inter phone...

Gintoki: Damn. Well no helpin' it. Point it there.

Guards: WAAAAAAIT!!

A—Anywhere but there! Stop it at once!!

008

Gintoki: Hey Shogun-samaaa~

Why don't you Come out and plaaaaaaaaaaay?

(Sfx-Gan kick)

(Sfx- Doon fooom)
(Sfx- Dokaaaan BOOOM)

(Sfx- Zuzunnn ddssssh)

(Sfx- Para para clatte clatter)

009

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Gintoki: Sorry to keep you waiting...

Shogun-sama.

(Sfx- Zath sfft)

010

Gintoki: Yoshiwara's Number one delivery daiyuu...

Prostitute Suzuran is on stage.

Too late to call up another girl.

So wash your dirty ass....

Cause tonight..

You won't be sleeping.

011

Sadasada: I've lived a long life.

In all of history never have I heard or seen a hostile take over of the Tokugawa family crest.

You really have tarnished our name in mud by doing this.

Even the heavens themselves....

won't be able to get you a pardon for the atrocity you've committed here.

Nobume: I would say you're the one who's committed an atrocity.

The deeds you've committed up until now will not be allowed by I; the vice captain of the mimawarigumi- Imai Nobume.

Tokugawa Sadasada, for instigating the serial bakfu statesmen assasinations, I place you under arrest.

Sadasada: I'm truly baffled by what you're saying....what does one lone mutt hope to do?

Moreover if it comes to law....aren't I the judge?

Since it is I who controls this country...

by logical conclusion there is no precedent or law that I can be judged against.

012

Tsukuyo: If the laws of tha surface ain't enough...

Then we'll use tha ones under ground instead.

Because of you a woman's tears and a man's blood...

have both streamed into Yoshiwara.

Even if yer forgiven by tha heavens...

I the shinigami daiyuu...

The law of Yoshiwara won't give ya no forgiveness.

Now let that man; Maizou go.

Where ya hidin' him?

Ya better start talkin...

(Sfx- Jakiii shiink)

Tsukuyo: Where is he!?

(Sfx- Hyagaaahhh Sffffffft)

013

(Sfx- Shann clack)

(Sfx- Pakiiin crackle)

???: A calamity from heaven descends...

You would be those who betray the brilliance of heaven, no?

When one is faced with nothing but disaster...
This too is nothing more than the fate and judgment of the heavens.

Our blade is the voice of heaven's splendor...

And simply put the apocalypse for the lot of you.

(Sfx- Zaaaan dooom)

014

???: We are the messengers from heaven....Yatagarasu.

The Tenshou sect, Naraku.

Nobume: Oboro....

(TN- The definition of the word is 'hazy, dim or faint' though as a noun it means 'minced meat'. Gulp)

Nobume: He's the leader of the Tenshou sect, and the strongest man within Naraku.

To think that man like him would appear here...

Sadasada: As I am the shogun I am the ruler on high....the judge.

As commoners who struggle upon the ground YOU are judged.

That is the simple truth of the world.

The most you all can do is..

To stare up at heaven and await your judgment.

But..

There's no need to lament..

Heaven doesn't exclusively hand out catastrophe after all.

(Sfx- Doshaaah thuud)

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Sadasada: Blessings can come from heaven too.

I believe you were looking for..

This man, were you not?

Shinpachi: Ji--

Jiiisaaaaaaaan!!!

Sadasada: You all charged through here for the purpose of having Suzuran meet this man.

(Sfx- Biriii shiver)

Sadasada: I'm not sure if you'll be able to make it to Yoshiwara before he expires..

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Sadasada: Though you are welcome to try and take him there.

(Sfx- Hyoi wifft)

(Sfx- Dosaaah thuuud)

Sadasada: Though without his hands...his fingers...

I believe he'll find it difficult to hold the woman he loves.

All this because he wouldn't just cut his belly like I ordered.

Not once, but twice has he betrayed my trust of him.

This is the fate of those who dare to defy the heavens.

Now he is most fitting of a hairless worm...armless, and struggling on the earth.

(Sfx- Hohohoho)

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(Sfx- Gakiiiiin CLANNNG)

(Sfx- Shagaaahh Sffft)

(Sfx- Doooh slishsh)

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(Sfx- Dogoooh THOOOM)

(Sfx- Gogaashahhhh CRASSSSH)

GINTAMA LESSON 391............END.

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Gintoki: Hey..

If it's a promise made on fingers you need...

I've got 'em.

The five fingers that'll drag your bitch ass from heaven to hell...

Are all right here.

(Side text- There is no escape!!)