http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/rss releases by Bomber D Rufi en Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:15:47 +0000 http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html 5 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:09:48 +0000 admin@mangahelpers.com (Mangahelpers Admins) admin@mangahelpers.com (Mangahelpers Admins) http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33394 <br />Just to prove my intent to translate this despite the low chance of it being scantlated...<br /><br /><div class="important">Do not ask me when the next is coming out. Free for scantlation, but make sure you have someone well versed in Japanese look it over. Will be using tank numbering system so look out for that.</div><br /><br />Techno 2: Right handed handshake.<br /><br />Ion: Hmm...<br /><br />Leaving home to belt dad one is all well and good..<br /><br />Heck, I even managed to go outside of town now...<br /><br />Just where the heck is..<br /><br />Dad anyway?!<br /><br />This luggage is so heavy....<br /><br />It woulda been awesome if instead of a right arm...<br /><br />you were a right leg...<br /><br />Bullet...<br /><br />070<br /><br />Techno 2: Right handed handshake.<br /><br />071<br /><br />Dude: Run for it!! <br /><br />They're gonna catch us!!<br /><br />Awwright!<br /><br />Just one of 'em left!!<br /><br />'sup bitch? C'mon over if you got the guts, crapass machine!!<br /><br />072<br /><br />Dude: Eeeeh!!!<br /><br />it's...<br /><br />It's on board!!!<br /><br />We'll shake 'em off!!<br /><br />Ion: I'm so hungry...<br /><br />I wonder if anyone will drop some food?<br />Dude: Damn! <br /><br />There's a person in front of us!<br /><br />Ion: Hm?<br /><br />Dude: We can't dodge hiiiiimmm!!!<br /><br />073<br /><br />Dude: Eh?<br /><br />Wha?<br /><br />I'm pretty sure there was a person here just now....<br /><br />Was it just my imagination?<br /><br />You okay dude?<br /><br />Dude 2: I'm not sure how...<br /><br />But somehow we were saved...<br /><br />Ion: Hold up!!<br /><br />Let me ride with you!!<br /><br />Hah...<br /><br />Hah..<br /><br />074<br /><br />Ion: Crap...it would have been great to have a ride.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />{Traveler: Ion Oobusanz.}<br /><br />Ion: Tell me about it...that would have been sweet!<br /><br />More like, you're heavy...<br /><br />Bullet!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh kuhh*)<br /><br />Ion: You damn paperweight.<br />(Handwritten- So heavy..)<br /><br />Ion: OW!<br /><br />Wh—What did you do that for Bullet!?<br /><br />Ow!<br /><br />Stupid haand!!<br /><br />075<br /><br />{Mining city: Telende.}<br /><br />Ion: Hah...<br /><br />hah..<br /><br />We finally made it...<br /><br />To our first city..<br /><br />We're finally...<br /><br />here!!<br /><br />076<br /><br />Ion: Whoaaa!!<br /><br />077<br /><br />Guy: Awwright, you guys get back to work!!<br /><br />Load the tremor we hunted into the carrier!<br /><br />Guys: On it!<br /><br />Ion: What is this?<br /><br />Guy: Where'd this brat roll in from?<br /><br />We're trying to load a tremor here....so get lost!<br /><br />Ion: Yikes!<br /><br />Uwaaaaaaah!!<br /><br />Hah... hah..<br />Those guys hunt tremor?<br /><br />078<br /><br />Girl: Are you by chance a traveler?<br /><br />Guy: Nei, don't go talking to weirdos like that!<br /><br />Ion: Weirdo...?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Weirdo...)<br /><br />Nei: Sorry, but don't let it bother you!<br /><br />You don't seem to be a 'beika' so it's fine.<br /><br />My name is Nei! What's yours?<br /><br />{Nei Sancos.}<br /><br />Ion: Beika?<br /><br />079<br /><br />Ion: He's...<br /><br />huge!!<br /><br />Dude: Damn these tremors are nothing but trouble...<br /><br />us 'beikas' don't have enough time in the day to deal with this...<br /><br />{Delende beika captain// Guan Sancos.}<br /><br />???: Guan-san!<br /><br />One of our railroad cars sustained heavy damage....<br /><br />080<br /><br />Guan: Everyone in line formation!!!<br /><br />What the hell happened to the unit in charge of protecting the railroad cars?!<br /><br />Have you forgotten what it is to be a 'beika'?!<br /><br />Guan: One!<br /><br />Dude: To protect the people from fearsome tremors!<br />Guan: Another!<br /><br />Dude: To protect and treasure the product!<br /><br />Guan: IF YOU DON'T PROTECT OUR STOCK HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF BEIKAS?!<br /><br />AND ONE OTHER THING!!<br /><br />081<br /><br />Guan: Be sure to love your daughter.~<br /><br />Got it?<br /><br />Dudes: You're the only one with a daughter...<br /><br />Ion: Um...<br /><br />Guan: 'The hell you want?<br /><br />Ion: Scary....<br /><br />Err...<br /><br />I mighta...sorta....<br /><br />Broke that rail car thing?<br /><br />082<br /><br />Guan: That's a great joke kid? What can you possibly do with just an arm?<br /><br />I'll bet you don't even know how to use a tremor!<br /><br />You're one hell of a kid.<br /><br />My name is Guan....what's yours?<br /><br />Ion: I'm Ion Oobusanz!!<br /><br />I'm on a journey with my buddy cause there's something out there we have to find!<br /><br />Guan: Your buddy?<br /><br />Ion: Ah?<br /><br />Um..sorry I mean...<br /><br />I'm allllll alone. <br />Yup.<br /><br />Guan: He does look sorta lonely...!!<br /><br />083<br /><br />Guan: If you need something, feel free to ask my daughter Nei!<br /><br />You look hungry...she can show you where to eat.<br /><br />As for you idiots quit standing around and load that dead tremor into the truck!!<br /><br />Dudes: Ye—yessir!!<br /><br />Guan: Just wait here for a moment Nei, sweetie.<br /><br />Hey! Hurry the hell up!<br /><br />Ion: He seems like a busy guy...<br /><br />Guan: I'll beat the mess out of you guys if there's even one tremor left!!<br /><br />This is what us beikas do!!<br /><br />084<br /><br />Ion: Geez....<br /><br />We've ended up in one heck of a place.<br /><br />Bullet you'd best not move an inch while we're here!<br /><br />And it doesn't seem like we'll get any clues on dad's whereabouts here.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />Ion: Yeah.<br /><br />'Like a bullet'!<br /><br />Oh wait...what do you eat?<br /><br />Anything in particular?<br /><br />They've got oil.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />085<br />Ion: 'Kay..<br /><br />I don't think anyone will see us way out here on this hill.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />Ion: Bottoms up Bullet.<br /><br />A sandwich would be awesome now...<br /><br />Well...the wind feels awesome at least. Times like this make me wanna..<br /><br />Just rooolll down a hill!!<br /><br />This grass is so fluffy!!<br /><br />Eh?<br /><br />Nei?<br /><br />Nei: Kyahhhhhh!!<br /><br />Ion: UNGH!!<br /><br />086<br /><br />Ion: I didn't think you'd be watching us from the grass...<br /><br />And that's one hell of a slap you have.<br /><br />Nei: I'm sorry! I just got all riled up...<br /><br />(Handwritten- And flew off the handle.)<br /><br />Nei: However this is the first time I've ever met a breeder...<br /><br />I was expecting them to be a scary bunch...but you aren't at all!<br /><br />Even your tremor looks harmless.<br /><br />Huh?<br /><br />What is it?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuh!)<br /><br />087<br /><br />Ion: Bullet wants to 'shake a friend's hand'.<br />Nei: Your tremor's name is 'Bullet'?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />Nei: Teehee! But a tremor that's just an arm...<br /><br />Is so weird isn't it!<br /><br />Ion: Ahahah...<br /><br />See he's not just an arm...<br /><br />088<br /><br />???: Heey!!<br /><br />Nei: Daddy?<br /><br />Ion: Don't move Bullet!!<br /><br />Guan: Nei!<br /><br />Nei: What's a matter daddy?<br /><br />I was worried when I couldn't find you anywhere...<br /><br />I've told you it's dangerous to go outside of town.<br /><br />Especially since I've heard reports of tremor lurking about nearby.<br /><br />Daddy and his buddies have enough trouble just breaking them down, okay?<br /><br />Nei: I'm sorry.<br /><br />Ion: Guan!<br /><br />089<br /><br />Guan: What's up Ion?<br /><br />Ion: Well.<br /><br />I was jut wondering why you beika's want to destroy tremor....<br /><br />Guan: Obviously...<br /><br />'To protect the people important to us'!<br /><br />Do we need another reason?<br />Ion: Heh, guess not!<br /><br />Guan: We hunted down a huge tremor earlier!<br /><br />Come into town so you can see it yourself!<br /><br />090<br /><br />Dude: We're done for today.<br /><br />Look at this tremor's corpse!<br /><br />Dude 2: Hey! Quit pissin' time there! You waiting for Guan-san to come back?!<br /><br />It's what they get lookin' down on people like that.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Kyuuh)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Kyuuh)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Kyuhh)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Kyuuuh)<br /><br />091<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuiii)<br /><br />Ion: Bullet?!<br /><br />You idiot! I told you not to move!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyii! Kyiii)<br /><br />Ion: Your buddies are calling you?<br /><br />There are tremor approaching the city?!<br /><br />Guan! We've got a situation!!<br /><br />There are tremor coming to the ci---<br /><br />Guan: What were you planning to do with that tremor?!<br /><br />092<br /><br />(Sfx- Shuuun Sfft)<br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />Guan; Throw that thing away immediately...breeder!!<br /><br />093<br /><br />Nei: Daddy!!<br /><br />Guan: If you insist on keeping that Tremor...<br /><br />Then you're the enemy of beikas like us!!<br /><br />If that thing enters our city again, consider it dead on arrival!<br /><br />Damned breeder!!<br /><br />094<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuuh...)<br /><br />Ion: Nah, don't worry about it. This barely tickles.<br /><br />But I can't just leave things as is.<br /><br />Bullet, we have to do something!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuuuii)<br /><br />Ion: Yeah...<br /><br />I get it!<br /><br />095<br /><br />Ion: We're going to protect...<br /><br />that city!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gurururu grrrrrr)<br /><br />096<br /><br />Ion: Lets do this...<br /><br />Bullet!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyooooooohhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Chuun)<br />Ion: Punch!!!<br /><br />097<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah sfft)<br /><br />Ion: Fuh!<br /><br />098<br /><br />(Sfx- Giyooo)<br /><br />(Sfx- Giyooo)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyoooohh)<br /><br />Ion: Thanks Bullet!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />099<br /><br />Ion: Ngh!!<br /><br />UOOOOOOOHHH!!!<br /><br />100<br /><br />Nei: Ion?!<br /><br />What are you doing?!<br /><br />Just what is that tremor?<br /><br />Ion: Nei! Stay back!!<br /><br />101<br /><br />Nei: Kyahhh!!<br /><br />Ion: Nei!!<br /><br />Nei: Hah..<br /><br />Hah...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuh)<br /><br />Nei: Ahh...<br />Ion..!<br /><br />(Sfx- Garara clatater)<br /><br />102<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuuuh)<br /><br />Nei: Yahhh!!<br /><br />103<br /><br />Ion: Bullet!!<br /><br />NEI!!!<br /><br />104<br /><br />Ion: Hah..<br /><br />hah...<br /><br />ha...<br /><br />105<br /><br />Ion: Hah..<br /><br />Hah..<br /><br />Made it just in time...!!<br /><br />Nei: Why..<br /><br />Why...<br /><br />Why do horrible things like this have to happen to us?<br /><br />Ion: Hey Nei...<br /><br />You're Bullet's first friend, you know?<br /><br />106<br /><br />Guan: Nei!<br /><br />Nei: Daddy!<br /><br />Guan: Why'd you suddenly dart out of the city like that?!<br />How many times do I have to tell you that there's nothing outside of the city besides danger?!<br /><br />Nei: I'm sorry!<br /><br />Guan: What's with this dead tremor...?<br /><br />Wait...are you saying this brat took out ALL of these?!<br /><br />Nei: Daddy!! Ion...<br /><br />107<br /><br />Guan: You saved Nei?<br /><br />Ion: It's great she's safe!<br /><br />See ya then.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuii)<br /><br />Guan: Hey..<br /><br />Where the hell are you goin?<br /><br />You're all beat up, and your clothes are in crappy shape too.<br /><br />Get yer ass into town and in a bed.<br /><br />108<br /><br />Guan: All I see is a guy...<br /><br />And his right hand, right?<br /><br />109<br /><br />Dude: Allright...<br /><br />Should be all fixed up!<br /><br />Ion: Yeah! It's shining!<br /><br />Thanks!!<br /><br />Dude: Guan-san washed it himself!<br /><br />Ion: more like...where is Guan?<br /><br />Dude: Hiding over there.<br />Ion: He calls that hiding?<br /><br />Nei: Daddy, you have to apologize to Ion!<br /><br />Guan: My bad for jumping the gun and hitting you Ion...<br /><br />Dude: Even Guan-san does what Nei tells him!<br /><br />As big as he is!<br /><br />Dude: Ahahah<br /><br />Yeah..!<br /><br />110<br /><br />Nei: You'll be gentler for now on right?<br /><br />Guan: Y—yeah.<br /><br />I get it.<br /><br />Nei: Where are you going now, Ion?<br /><br />Ion: I'm going to look for my dad Dennis...<br /><br />And find Bullet's body!<br /><br />I'm sure we'll find them!<br /><br />Nei: Thank you Ion....<br /><br />And you too Bullet!<br /><br />111<br /><br />Ion: I'm sure you'll meet Bullet and I again!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh)<br /><br />Ion: Heheh!<br /><br />Nei: Will Ion really be okay?<br /><br />He's traveling all alone...<br /><br />Guan: Don't worry about him...<br /><br />Cause he's..<br /><br />Got one hell of a right hand!!<br /> Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:15:47 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33394 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33386 All right, new rules for Anagle Mole. As of chapter 15, I will be reserving the series for Pinoymanga since they're graciously giving me raws. Though chapters 1-14 will still be for Clockwork lies since I did promise to work with them. I do still intend to do all the way up to 14 to ensure completeness so look forward to that. There should be no hard feelings to any of the parties involved since I made this decision on my own. I like Anagle and want to keep translating it as long as possible, which makes this the best available decision for me right now. Thank you everyone.<br /><br /><div class="important">Reserved for Pinoymanga scans.</div><br /><br />((Side text- Down the hole -----&gt; to Anaguland!! We're going to bring Chiwa back!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br /><br />(Side text- Huge reverberations!! The Anaguland arc continues!)<br /><br />???: Wa---<br /><br />Luchi...<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />15th Space: Bargain Sale.<br /><br />(Sfx- Oooooohhh)<br /><br />002<br /><br />Kyousuke: STOP THIS THIIIIING!!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh? But sliding down on this is the quickest way down, right?<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooshuuuuuahhhh fwfffffff)<br /><br />(Side text- Praying for Chiwa's safety, they take matters into their own hands!!)<br /><br />Kyousuke: I'm 'hurgh'<br /><br />Not a guy who does well on roller coasters....<br /><br />(Sfx- Upuhh hnngh)<br /><br />Luchiru: Climbing up these holes was a pain, but going back down is awesome!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Yeah! Awesome~<br /><br />???: Heheheh...<br /><br />Having fun are we?<br /><br />003<br /><br />Kuwatrol: You guys actually still believe that little girl is unharmed?<br /><br />She's in deep with the majin now....before long they'll discover she's human and kill her!!<br /><br />You simpletons!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hahahahaha!)<br />(Sfx- Doooon)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Yeah, dude I'd say the guy locked up in a gachapon ball is the simpleton.<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey Littletrol!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: I'm Kuwatrol!!<br /><br />If you MUST give me a nick name, I'll settle with Kontrol!!<br /><br />(Under panel: Kontrol=Compact Kuwatrol's nickname.)<br /><br />Luchiru: It's because we didn't know what you'd do if we left you above ground that we took you with us!! Don't get it twisted!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Yeah...<br /><br />Ugh, both of my hands are confined so I can't use my majinagram....<br /><br />So I can't escape from them!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Damn!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Made with hardened paper mache.)<br /><br />004<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Well, whatever. I'll admit that you managed to pull together in the end and barely defeat me.<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey Kyousuke....can I kill him?<br /><br />(Handwritten- I'll crush him to death!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Min min grnnnd)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Don't. We can still use him.<br /><br />???: That's right Luchiru.<br /><br />Besides I know she's still alive.<br /><br />I believe in Chiwa-tan...!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon)<br /><br />Kyousuke: When the hell did YOU get here?!<br /><br />Dude: Art of the stalker, first movement...<br /><br />Invisibility!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Yeah?! Here's the thing! I really don't remember saying it's cool for you to tag along with us!!<br /><br />005<br /><br />Luchiru: That's awwwesome....<br /><br />Teach me that move!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gooooooh rmmmmmble)<br /><br />Dude: It would be a fruitless effort to teach the two of you.<br /><br />Your hearts aren't pure enough to utilize the god given powers of stalkerdom.<br /><br />Kyousuke: THE HELL KIND OF STALKER IS THAT?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- More like, what God are you talking about?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />???: Did you hear?<br /><br />I didn't think there were still reckless girls like her in this neighborhood...<br /><br />What? You mean that girl there?<br /><br />It's a duel! An actual duel!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />???: For real? Damn. She's really something picking a fight with Luiido....really something crazy!<br /><br />She's gonna die for real.<br /><br />Chiwa: Umm...<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Can we like....not do this?<br /><br />Luiido: Huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />Chiwa: S—See? Everyone's totally started gathering around us...!!<br /><br />If a strange fight breaks out here, nasty reputations about your shop will spread...<br /><br />Luiido: Yeah...'Suppose you're right.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />(Handwritten- What's that?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Look over there.)<br /><br />Chiwa: T-Totally!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- A fight?)<br /><br />Luiido: Allrighty...<br /><br />007<br /><br />Luiido: Hey! If this little lady manages to beat me, consider the whole store's stock on 99 percent markdown!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Awesome!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Luiido!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Now I'm getting pumped!!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Stop adding oil to the flames!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Why are you trying to turn this into a sales opportunity!)<br /><br />Luiido: Well that is if you're able to beat me...<br /><br />You gotta do somethin' risky when you lose too, or it ain't fair...ya feel me?<br /><br />(Sfx- Waaah Waahh)<br /><br />Luiido: Oh...here's an idea...How about if you lose this bout, you work at my store 'Manekin' for the rest of yer life?<br /><br />I don't know if ya came from the countryside or something like that, but if yer gonna fight you should be prepared for this much am I right?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododdododododo Thumpthumpthumpthump)<br /><br />008<br /><br />{Why is this happening to me?! I just wanted to find a way to get back home on the surface....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Uiiii)<br /><br />(Sfx- Waaah waaah)<br /><br />{There's no way a lil human like me can beat a majin!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spn)<br /><br />Chiwa: Moreover...<br /><br />Majin dude 1: Sis! Don't hold back on 'im!!<br /><br />Majin dude 2: We only visited his place once anyway ~!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Luiido-chan's in big trouble~)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Tell me about it! Luiido's scared!!)<br /><br />(Sfx-Mogu mogu chew chew)<br /><br />(Sfx- Buruburuburu shake shake shake)<br /><br />Chiwa: This is entirely their fault!!<br /><br />Majin dude 2: Heeeheeeheee Luiido doesn't know that sis is actually one of those fearsome 'humans'!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)<br /><br />Majin dude 1: He's always such a jerkass with his store and stuff...But that idiot is gonna get what's coming to him now!! <br /><br />(Handwritten- Hehehehe!!)<br /><br />Chiwa: You guys are the jerks!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Taaah!!)<br /><br />009<br /><br />Luiido: All right...<br /><br />Although...damn, it'd be bad for me to go all out against a girl. <br /><br />All right, lets have us a Bargain sale.<br /><br />(Sfx- Suuhhh Sfft)<br /><br />Luiido: I'll let you see my 'majinagram' first....<br /><br />Chiwa: Hm?<br /><br />Luiido: BARAS!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Barri barri riiip riiip)<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?!<br /><br />Whaaa?!<br /><br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Gobaaahhhh dssssssh)<br /><br />Chiwa: Waaah!!!<br /><br />The ground!!<br /><br />It's been split like a puzzle piece!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuaah Fuahh)<br /><br />011<br /><br />Luiido: Fuwaah!<br /><br />Th—This is my Majinagram!!<br /><br />Baras!!<br /><br />Other than living things...<br /><br />I can break material apart or meld it together...!!<br /><br />Y...<br /><br />You....<br /><br />You wanna try this?<br /><br />(Handwritten- At his limit.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- No thanks!)<br /><br />Chiwa: That’s impossible!!<br /><br />Luiido: ORAHHHHHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />RAAAAHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru buru Shake shake shake)<br /><br />Chiwa: Why's he yelling so loud when all he's doing is softly putting it down?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzuzu sdddhhh)<br /><br />Luiido: Orrhhhhh<br /><br />(Handwritten- He put it back in the surrounding space?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzuzuzunn Shfffft)<br /><br />Luiido: Heheh....<br /><br />How d'ya like my majinagram?<br /><br />012<br /><br />Luiido: Yo--<br /><br />You can't...<br /><br />Hah hah...<br /><br />Possibly think you can beat me...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Um...)<br /><br />Chiwa: Are majins all idiots....?<br /><br />M—more like how do I possibly fight someone so strong...?<br /><br />Luiido: Phew...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ahahah...)<br /><br />Chiwa: What do I do?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Man I think I over did it.)<br /><br />Chiwa: I—I know!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spnn)<br /><br />Chiwa: Mister, let me borrow that!<br /><br />Majin dude 1: Eh?<br /><br /><br />013<br /><br />Chiwa: Fufufu...<br /><br />So that was your power just now?<br /><br />Well, it's nice but nothing really major...<br /><br />In fact it's at the bottom of the heap to be honest.<br /><br />Especially when compared to mine~<br /><br />Luiido: M—My Baras is at the bottom of the heap?!<br /><br />Th—then lets have a look at your majinagram!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />Chiwa: Then I welcome you to MY bargain sale.<br /><br />On display today is a majinagram that brings forth life!!!<br /><br />Luiido: Wha....<br /><br />Whaaat?!<br /><br />Bringing forth...life?!<br /><br />That's friggin' impossible!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />014<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaan fwap)<br /><br />Chiwa: As you can see, this bag is completely empty!!<br /><br />Majin dude 2: ….?!<br /><br />Majin dude 1: Sis?! <br /><br />(Handwritten- What are you doing?)<br /><br />Chiwa: Majinagram....!!!<br /><br />Umm...<br /><br />'Life'!!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Or something!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokyuuuuu sheeeeen)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Bag: Uuuh~<br /><br />Woof woof woof!!<br /><br />Woof woof!!<br /><br />Chiwa: See?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Have a look.)<br /><br />Chiwa: Something was born right?<br /><br />Bag: Uuu<br /><br />Woof woof!!<br /><br />Chiwa: No good?<br /><br />Luiido: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />Bag: Woofwoof!!<br /><br />Woof woof!!<br />Luiido: HOLY CRAP!! SHE ACTUALLY BROUGHT SOMETHING TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEE!!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />???: There was nothing in the bag right, and now it's alive!?!<br /><br />What the hell is that woman?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I can't say I was expecting THIS reaction...)<br /><br />Bag: Woof! Woof Woof!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa)<br /><br />???: I've never heard of a majinagram like that!!<br /><br />Chiwa: By the way, if you're interested I also have these~<br /><br />Bag: Cockadoodledoo~<br /><br />Mooo!!<br /><br />Meooow~<br /><br />Luiido: WAAAAAAH!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- One after another!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo Rmmmmble)<br /><br />Phone: Grrrrrr!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pih beep)<br /><br />(On phone: Dog//Duck//Cat//Lion//Cow//Goat//Crane)<br /><br />Phone: A—awoooo!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooooon)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pih Beep)<br /><br />Luiido: L—Let me see what's in that bag!!<br /><br />What the hell is going on in there?!<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh? I wonder if I should....<br /><br />017<br /><br />Chiwa: Okay, I'll make an exception.<br /><br />Have a look.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kasaah sfft)<br /><br />Luiido: ...kay...<br /><br />Imma take a good look...<br /><br />Chiwa: Go on, look in...come closer...<br /><br />Come on....<br /><br />Luiido: Huuuh?<br /><br />(Sfx-Suuuh sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kapoon poop)<br /><br />{Miguards?}<br /><br />{These things.}<br /><br />{Gaku gaku shiver shiver)<br /><br />Majin dude 1: If majin don't wear these....<br /><br />018<br /><br />(Sfx- Guraaah wiiibble)<br /><br />{They can't even stand up!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuuun thud)<br /><br />Chiwa: Whoa.<br /><br />???: Woooooah!! What did that woman do?!<br /><br />She really beat Luiido!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Waaaah!!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Maybe I went a teensy bit overboard.....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Sorries~)<br /><br />(Side text- Using her smart phone, Chiwa takes Luiido the majin down in one strike!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 11. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:26:45 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33386 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33360 Hmm...not sure how raws are going to go for this series. I'd REALLY like to keep it going, but with no way to get raws I may have to drop it, sadly. <br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />Announcer: Today's weather report indicates clear weather all around Japan.<br /><br />At least for today everyone can take it easy. <br /><br />Chiwa: Okay guys after school is over...<br /><br />Don't dawdle around and come straight home 'kay?<br /><br />(Side text- 'I am an Anagle mole'. Kyousuke's words have caught Luchiru's interest...)<br /><br />(Side text- ANAGLE MOLE)<br /><br />Luchiru: We always come straight home, though....<br /><br />Chiwa: Aahahahh...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Oh right.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Nahah....)<br /><br />(Sfx- Powaah flasssh)<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Top text- Last time...// Luchiru who has been spying to find the weakness of Humanities overhears Kyousuke's admission to being an 'Anagle mole'...?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Oh wait Kyousuke!)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Shh! I know!<br /><br />{In order to get data on the humans,}<br /><br />{A few days ago I placed chips on the members of this family!}<br /><br />{And now those chips glow with a blueish light!}<br /><br />{That's the sign that the data has finished being copied to the chip! There's no mistaking it!}<br /><br />Luchiru: The last one should be done by tomorrow...!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whisper whisper whisper)<br /><br />Luchiru: Heck, if we're lucky and it's fast, we may be able to gather the chips tonight Bahamut!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Okay?<br /><br />Kyousuke: I get it, geez.<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Sweet...!!<br /><br />I've almost completed the mission!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun throb)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun trhob)<br /><br />{Just one more day and I'll be able to take the chip back and return to Anaguland!!}<br /><br />003<br /><br />Luchiru: This spy life that felt like an eternity will come to an end today!!<br /><br />I can finally say good riddance to the surface!!!<br /><br />(Side text- A feeling like being under ground—no in the heavens!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yayz~)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br />8th space: The final day.<br /><br />Chiwa: Ah, Kyousuke!<br /><br />Kyousuke: What?!<br /><br />I said I already get it, so quit....<br /><br />(Sfx- Iraah raage)<br /><br />004<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm sorry...<br /><br />I've always...<br /><br />Misunderstood you it seems...<br /><br />it didn't seem that you'd ever change your ways....<br />Happy Birthday....<br /><br />To you Kyousuke!<br /><br />005<br /><br />Chiwa: What you can count on....<br /><br />Is our family's feelings towards you never changing, Kyousuke!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gosuun thonk)<br /><br />Chiwa: Oww!!<br /><br />Kyousuke: There you go again, acting all sappy and creepy...Chiwawa!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- You get yer ass to school too!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- I give up! I give up!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guri guri guri grrrnd grrnd grnnnd)<br /><br />Chiwa: Don't call me Chiwawa!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- We're outta here Luchiru!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Geez..)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Take care~)<br /><br />(Handwritten- O—okay!)<br /><br />Kyousuke: I didn't change.<br /><br />006<br /><br />Kyousuke: It's all because I'm an 'Anagle Mole'...<br /><br />That I'm like this.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hmph, let's go!)<br /><br />{There it is again...!!}<br /><br />Kyousuke: Yaaaawn~<br /><br />{Anagle Mole.........!!}<br /><br />007<br />{I heard that term earlier...}<br /><br />{A mysterious term that I've not heard even once until now...!!}<br /><br />{I can't figure out why it intrigues me so...}<br /><br />Towako: Huh?<br /><br />{There has to be something to it....}<br /><br />Towako: Bahamu-chan..<br /><br />Your collar seems so warn out!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah?!<br /><br />Towako: How about we get you a new one dearie?<br /><br />(Sfx- Puchiin snap)<br /><br />Bahamut: Ah!<br /><br />Wai--<br /><br />Towako: Huh?<br /><br />Chiwa: Did he just....<br /><br />Bahamut: Waiiitchoooo!!<br /><br />Waitchoooooo!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hm)<br /><br />(Handwritten- What a weird way to sneeze.<br /><br />Seijurou: Whatta sneeze you got there kiddo!<br /><br />008<br /><br />Aizawa: Anagle mooole?<br /><br />Do any of you guys know about it?<br /><br />Classmates: Nope.<br /><br />Luchiru: I know right?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ahahaahah)<br />(Handwritten- Is that some kind of American saying?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah...maybe? Ahahahah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Wahahahahahah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai)<br /><br />{I figured as much.}<br /><br />{I asked everyone, and they all say that they have 'no idea'.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Dunno.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Anagle...)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Anagu...)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Sorry.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ana..)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Say what?)<br /><br />{Over the last few days I've learned pretty much nothing about an 'Anagle mole'.}<br /><br />{Which means the only ones who know would be...}<br /><br />{That family.}<br /><br />009<br /><br />{In any case, it appears that it isn't a term that's widely used among humans.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- In short the mole has no value....)<br /><br />{So if a majin such as myself starts asking too many questions about it, they'll surly start to suspect me...!!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Molemole, the letters are so tiny that I can't read 'em.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Then come over here, and you'll see them fine.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ahahaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kin kon ding dong)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Well that's it for today.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai wai)<br /><br />{Oh, that's right...}<br /><br />Kid: Luchiru, your lunch has tamagoyaki.....and that's it!?<br /><br />You're a warrior!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaaah fwaaash)<br /><br />Kid: By now you probably can't stand the stuff, right?<br /><br />Luchiru: I still love it!<br /><br />(Sfx- Oooh)<br /><br />{Since my spy life ends today....}<br /><br />{I'd might as well just go ask Kyousuke about it directly!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Mosha mosha chew chew)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Wanna trade lunches?)<br /><br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai)<br /><br />(Note- Big sis's super 'sweet' Tamagoyaki! Eat up!!)<br /><br />(In rice- Yummy!)<br /><br />Kyousuke: There's too little rice in this...<br /><br />Stupid Chiwawa.<br /><br />011<br /><br />Kyousuke: Huh?<br /><br />You want to know what an 'Anagle mole' is?<br /><br />Where the hell did you come up with that all of a sudden?<br /><br />Luchiru: 'Allofasudden'?!<br /><br />What does that mean?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bikuh poit)<br />Kyousuke: …....<br /><br />(Handwritten- You're a pain in the ass.)<br /><br />Luchiru: Is it you...?<br /><br />There have been people talking about 'Anagle moles' recently...<br /><br />Kyousuke: How'd you know that?<br /><br />Luchiru: From rumors at school?<br /><br />Oh crap...<br /><br />Kyousuke: So what, you want to know more about it?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikuh poit)<br /><br />(Sfx- Poh poh drip drip)<br /><br />012<br /><br />Kyousuke: Really? I mean..really? That weather forecast is crap.<br /><br />So much for clear skies all day today....<br /><br />(Sfx- Poh drip)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Damn.)<br /><br />Luchiru: You don't make any sense.<br /><br />(Sfx- Poh drip)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Poh drip)<br /><br />Luchiru: Why...<br /><br />Why is it that you want to live so differently from everyone else?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaahh sshhhhh)<br /><br />Luchiru: I just don't get it.<br /><br />Trying to be different from everyone else...<br /><br />Won't that just lead to them embarrassing you?<br />Luchiru: I'm always so embarrassing to others....<br /><br />So I’ve tried so hard to become the same as everyone around me...!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Luchiru: What is an 'Anagle mole'....!?<br /><br />And how can you possibly be okay being so different from everyone else?!<br /><br />Is there a way for me...<br /><br />To have the same 'strength' as you?<br /><br />Kyouske: ...And?<br /><br />What....is someone in class hassling you or something?<br /><br />Luchiru: Ah! Well um...yeah!<br /><br />Th—That's it!<br /><br />(Handwritten- That was the truth..!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Poh poh poh drip drip drip)<br /><br />Kyousuke: You know....<br /><br />Luchiru....<br /><br />014<br /><br />Kyousuke: You ain't human at all.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zahhhhhhh Sshhhht)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Kyousuke: I figured that out...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Or at least some of it.)<br /><br />Luchiru: B—but how...<br /><br />Kyousuke: Idiot...<br /><br />I've never met a guy who could take a baseball to the face and then whoop everyone's ass in the same sitting.<br /><br />Moreover, you don't know crap about a lot of things.<br /><br />(Panels: What's this?// Are you stalking me Grandpa?// Wha?// Affection...//What's that?)<br /><br />Luchiru: Eeeh?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Seriously?!)<br /><br />Kyousuke: I could go on, but the basic fact is that everything about you since you showed up hasn't made sense.<br /><br />Like that whole deal at the riverside...<br /><br />Luchiru: B—But I'm not the same as that stalker guy!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaahhhhh shhhhhshhh)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Oh so you were there huh?<br /><br />{No way...}<br /><br />{There was just one day left..}<br /><br />(Handwritten- In any case it looks like I'm the only one who's noticed anything...}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Though the rest of the guys at the house are kinda slow anyway.)<br /><br />(After one more day I could have gone home without being discovered....)<br /><br />Boss: Luchiru, the humans are monsters who far exceed our own physical prowress.<br /><br />If they should ever discover who you really are they'll kill you.<br /><br />{They found me out!!}<br /><br />{I've been discovered! I'm doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed!!}<br /><br />{I AM SO DOOMED!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododdodododododo)<br /><br />{I'll die....!!!}<br /><br />016<br /><br />Kyousuke: How about...<br /><br />I just tell you what an 'Anagle mole' is?<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyotooon)<br /><br />Luchiru: What?<br /><br />What did you just...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaaahh sshhhh)<br /><br />Kyousuke: It's for real.<br /><br />It's a secret held by our family...<br /><br />And we don't go blabbing our mouths about it outside 'cause it's embarassing.<br /><br />But you're special so I'll tell you.<br /><br />(Sfx- Picha picha drip drip)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaahhh dssshhh)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Kyousuke: For now at least...<br /><br />You're a member of our 'family'.<br /><br />Luchiru: I am...?<br /><br />???: You've failed miserably....<br /><br />018<br /><br />???: That's far enough....<br /><br />Luchiru.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaaaaaaah dshhhhhh)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Huh?<br /><br />???: This 'collapsable umbrella' thing is quite marvelous indeed...<br /><br />When in use it expands, and when it is no longer useful it becomes compact.<br /><br />Likewise you...<br /><br />Have outgrown your usefulness.<br /><br />(Side text- This guy knows Luchiru's mission and his true idenity?! Next issue...a sudden change!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN NEW YEAR'S ISSUE 2. <br /> Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:54:42 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33360 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33355 WAS THIS FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU KEWL? WAHH WAAH WAAH TRANSLATE FASTER WAAAAAAH.<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Side text- At long last the previous shogun is about to be revealed...)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br /><br />???: Pardon me Shogun-sama...<br /><br />Sadasada-sama would like to have a word with you...<br /><br />Are you free?<br /><br />{Asking if this guy is free...?}<br /><br />{That's sorta impossible right?}<br /><br />{Since he's...}<br /><br />{Sorta unconciousssssss!!!}<br /><br />{We are in deep shiiiit!!}<br /><br />{What are we going to do nooooow?!}<br /><br />002<br /><br />{We thought that we finally had reached the previous Shogun...}<br /><br />{But instead we just caused the current Shogun to fly away---straight into heaven!}<br /><br />{We're going to end up doing the butterfly stroke across the river Styx if anyone finds out!!}<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Calm down!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gatagata shake shake)<br /><br />(Sfx- Basahh fwaaf)<br /><br />{What are we gonna dooo?! What can we dooooo!?}<br /><br />{We're gonna end up doing the butterfly stroke if this keeps up...}<br /><br />{So before that happens...}<br /><br />{We RUNAWAAAAAAAAY!!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Datsh dassh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokaaah thook)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Hey.<br />Were ya headin to?<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Get yer asses back 'ere.<br /><br />We ain't gonna let a chance like this go nowheres. <br /><br />You and Nobume are gonna help me. Yer accomplishes now anyway.<br /><br />(Handwritten- For reals Sis Tsukuyo?)<br /><br />Nobume: I don't want to help.<br /><br />003<br /><br />???: What's the matter? Has something happened?<br /><br />???: S—Sadasada-sama!!<br /><br />Sadasada: This is unnecessary. Why should I need to be buzzed in to see my own nephew Shigeshige?<br /><br />I'm coming in Shigeshige-san.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bata bata clatter chatter)<br /><br />Gintoki: W—Wait a minute!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuun dooom)<br /><br />004<br /><br />Sadasada: And what is...<br /><br />going on here?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: O--<br /><br />Oh my~ That's why we told you to wait~<br /><br />The Shogun is...<br /><br />Currently getting his groove on~<br /><br />(Side text- You guys are pushing it too far!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br />Lesson 388: I daresay we're in the palace!!<br />Tsukuyo: H—hello. We're call girls from Yoshiwara....<br /><br />Nobume: I'm Nobume<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I—I'm Tsukky...nice to meet'cha darlin~<br /><br />005<br /><br />Sasaki: I seee you Hime-sama.<br /><br />I shooot you Jiiya~<br /><br />(Sfx- Don don don blam blam blam)<br /><br />Maizou: JYAHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />Sasaki: With this everyone has been found.<br /><br />Soyo: E—everyone...<br /><br />(Sfx- Pesu pesu pesu shhhhhhshhh)<br /><br />Sasaki: I know it was rude of me to join in, but it was necessary to find everyone in an elite manner.<br /><br />Maizou: I—I'm sorry Sasaki-dono...this is um...<br /><br />Sasaki: A non issue, Rotten-dono.<br /><br />I just wanted to give you a reason to believe in a strictly guarded situation such as this, that we the Mimawarigumi have got things under control.<br /><br />You guys were hiding so well that at first I couldn't locate you.<br /><br />I thought for sure there were brigands hiding under the overhang of the roof so I decided to shoot first and ask questions later. This is an elite way of avoiding a major incident. <br /><br />Shinpachi: Shooting first and asking questions might work for you, but it's kind of a problem for us if we get killed. This guy is nothing more than a scary monster.<br /><br />Sasaki: If you'd like me to apologize to hime-sama for possibly shooting someone to death, we could always have a round two of this game..?<br /><br />Maizou No, we're good. Please no more!! I apologize!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Sasaki: A wise choice.<br /><br />I'd expect no less from the gentleman who was with the previous shogun, no his family. You've protected leaders for some time now, right Rotten Maizou-dono.<br /><br />That missing right arm is the proof that you are a soldier with an amazing amount of loyalty and patriotism. <br /><br />Please regale us with the story of how you risked life and literally limb to protect Sadasada-sama.<br /><br />Shinpachi: The previous shogun?! Jiiya-san...you actually were a vassal for Sadasada-sama?!<br /><br />Maizou: Hmph...tis an old story...<br /><br />Sasaki: Those were stormy times wrought with political strife and change. The amount of danger during that age was considerable.<br /><br />And it was during this era that Rotten-dono protected the shogun loyally.<br /><br />Sadasada-sama was a shogun with quite a legendary amount of political power.<br /><br />It was thanks to Rotten-dono's efforts that his imperial commands carried a lot of sway...you might even say that the current shogun was too powerful.<br /><br />There was a reason why though...<br /><br />The other political party's VIPs all ended up going straight to heaven....<br /><br />Yes it's just as you think....<br /><br />The heaven known as Yoshiwara.<br /><br />007<br /><br />Shinpachi: You mean...<br /><br />Maizou: Sasaki-dono...please take these people outside.<br /><br />Now off we go, Hime-sama.<br /><br />Soyo: W—wait Jiiya! Kagura-chan!!<br /><br />Kagura: Soyo-chan!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Okay Shogun-sama...<br /><br />Open wiiiide~<br /><br />Oooh~ Shogun-sama it's over flowing~<br /><br />{This is impossible..}<br /><br />{Absolutely impossible!!}<br /><br />{We aren't fooling anyone with thisssssss!!}<br /><br />008<br /><br />{Our chances of success with this are nil, dammit! This two person puppetry sucks ass!}<br /><br />{Moreover the Shogun's eyes are whited out!}<br /><br />{Even the previous Shogun is staring over here with whited out eyes!}<br /><br />Tsukuyo: The hell ya doin?! Say somethin' already!<br /><br />Gintoki: Do I LOOK like a presidential stand in?! I don't have any idea how to do ventriloquism either!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Stayin' quiet is only gonna make this worse!!<br /><br />Gintoki: W—Wow pops! I was totally surprised though...<br /><br />Just coming into the room like that..You should have given me some time to prepare father~!! You literally caught me with my pants down! I look so uncool don't I?!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Why are you actin' all flighty for? Can't ya talk more Shogun-like? <br /><br />Gintoki: Then go call Genda Tesshou!! I have no idea how to talk more Shogun-ish!!<br /><br />(TN- Voice actor. Uh...I think he does Hedero's voice. And the Kyuubi from Naruto. I suppose it's because Hedero has a really formal way of speaking that Gintoki is saying he'd know how to talk like a Shogun.)<br /><br />Nobume: Ahem.<br /><br />Please forgive me father.<br /><br />{S—she's able to throw her voice?}<br /><br />Nobume: I had no intention of having you see me in such a poor state, shogun~<br /><br />{Wha? Shogun?}<br /><br />Nobume: I am so embarrassed, shogun~<br /><br />{Why the hell is she using the word shogun as a punctuation?}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohon cough)<br /><br />Nobume: If you could please forget what you saw, shogun~<br />{Why is she using it similar to Korosuke's 'nari'? No matter how you look at it, this isn't more shogun-like at all!!}<br /><br />(TN- Korosuke is a character from Doraemon who adds 'Nari' to the end of his sentences.)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Huh? Now ain't that strange...<br /><br />The Shogun seems a bit...delayed doesn't he? Shogun~<br /><br />{Who told you to join in!! Stop doing that!!}<br /><br />009<br /><br />Sadasada: Oh no, it's my fault as well.<br /><br />(Sfx- Hohoho..)<br /><br />Sadasada: I'm just rather surprised. I would have never thought that straight laced Shigeshige would ever bring women into the palace is all.<br /><br />He's a man who enjoys the strife of conflict....much like me when I was younger...I was a bit on the wild side doing all kinds of reckless things...<br /><br />But I had no idea that you were this flashy.<br /><br />{The hell kinds of things do you think we were doing?!}<br /><br />Sadasada: Though I think those Mimawarigumi people would be upset to know you did this..<br /><br />It doesn't seem that they're intent on protecting this castle after all..<br /><br />Have a look.<br /><br />Gintoki: How am I supposed to look over there?<br /><br />Isn't this enough? Can't I just kinda stare in his general direction?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: What are ya talkin' bout? You gotta stand up! Git to it!<br /><br />Sadasada: It's like a sea of white uniforms isn't it?<br /><br />All though they appear to be here as vassals who will protect the Shogun...that's not right.<br /><br />This is a stake out.<br /><br />It would seem to me that the time for that serial Bakfu assassin to pay us a visit is drawing near...<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Hey, take it easy..<br /><br /><br />(Sfx- Yoro yoro wibble wible)<br /><br />Sadasada: This doesn't seem like the kind of crime the patriots would participate in...no...this is one of those who still glares at us from the era of political strife....a rival party.<br /><br />The current Bakfu and the current Shogun will have to take a stand...<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ah..!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashaaah craaash)<br /><br />Sadasada: And we'll have to build a new bridge for the you to stand upon as a Shogun of strength...you do understand what I mean right?<br /><br />010<br /><br />Sadasada: The aforementioned assassin has but only one victim, one bridge he intends to cross.<br /><br />(Sfx- Yoro yoro Wobble wobble)<br /><br />Sadasada: And I'm sure the Mimawarigumi also looks at as a group that does nothing but flit about.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuboooh fwooof)<br /><br />Sadasada: Of course the truth is much different isn't it?<br /><br />(Sfx- mishaaah grnnnd)<br /><br />Sadasada: I do find it interesting...it would seem to me that the Mimawarigumi's one goal is to be seen as a warmhearted organization so they'll get our blessing...<br /><br />(Sfx- Buchiiin sriiiip)<br /><br />Gintoki: AUGH!!<br /><br />Sadasada: Or is it that they're trying to search for our faults?<br /><br />(Sfx- Atafuta atafuta wffty wffty)<br /><br />Sadasada: In any case, watch yourself.<br /><br />Be careful of your speech and conduct....<br /><br />011<br /><br />Tsukuyo: K—kyahh! Give me back my panties Shogun-sama~!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyah kyah)<br />Gintoki: Muwawhahah! These pants belong to me now, shogun~!<br /><br />(Handwritten- This seems wrong.)<br /><br />Sadasada: Shigeshige-san....<br /><br />(Sfx- Ooeeeeh hooorogh)<br /><br />Sadasada: Did you always have a fuzzy mess on your head?<br /><br />Gintoki: Ah no..her panties are messing up my hair..<br /><br />(Sfx- Dosu thonk)<br /><br />(Handwritten- I don't mean your pants dammit.)<br /><br />Sadasada: Did this room always have a fuzzy looking object in it?<br /><br />Nobume: Ah, it's a hair object for this room, shogun~<br /><br />Sadasada: Heheh...you people are amazing....at a time like this...<br /><br />I'm not sure whether to call it strong or foolish but...<br /><br />I think it's about time you put an end to this charade.<br /><br />(Handwritten- You were just playing along the whole time?!)<br /><br />Sadasada: I've seen many women come here in an attempt to destroy us from the inside out.<br /><br />Yes...<br /><br />Do be sure to watch out for prostitutes....<br /><br />012<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ue-sama...<br /><br />Please forgive me for my rudeness...but I need to ask for one favor...<br /><br />Can you tell me...<br /><br />If you remember a prostitute...<br /><br />By the name of Suzuran?<br /><br />Even if you don't remember her...that's absolutely fine...<br /><br />It's just...<br />Sasaki: I see...<br /><br />So that courtesan has a connection to Sadasada-sama?<br /><br />Shinpachi: You speak as if you know something....<br /><br />Sasaki: Well...I might. But are you sure it's okay to trust me without precedent? I'm sure Sakata-san might be upset if you do.<br /><br />We protect everyone because we're the police. So we must be good people.<br /><br />And since the Shogun stands above everyone, he too must be a good person.<br /><br />Of course the ways of the world are not as simple as this.<br /><br />013<br /><br />Sasaki: I won't fill your head with bad things, so let me just give you my text number and you can go home.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Wait a minute...<br /><br />Sasaki: Just join my contact list and go home.<br /><br />Kagura: Are you sure it is fine for you do to this to an unrelated party?<br /><br />Sasaki: You see...their charm is one that can utterly sink an entire country....those 'protistutes'.<br /><br />If one lets themselves become influenced by them, they will before long fall to ruin.<br /><br />Sadasada: I see....<br /><br />That Suzuran....<br /><br />Is still around...?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pota drip)<br /><br />014<br /><br />Sadasada: You all are correct...<br /><br />Sasaki: Suzuran Daiyuu was Sadasada -the previous shogun's lover in his younger days...<br /><br />But he wasn't the one who allowed his sexual desire to ruin him.<br /><br />Back then, Yoshiwara was often used as a meeting place for certain high ranked officials.<br /><br />And once they got to Yoshiwara, these people would all find themselves captivated in Suzuran's charms.<br /><br />Sadasada: Suzuran...<br /><br />Have I forgotten her?<br /><br />More like, how COULD I forget her...?<br /><br />Her eyes...when she looked at me I could feel the gentleness..the love flowing forth...<br /><br />She was just like a dainty flower....<br /><br />015<br /><br />Sadasada: Hair like silk...<br /><br />Glossy lips...<br /><br />and soft, supple skin...<br /><br />(Sfx- zuuuh sfft)<br /><br />Sadasada: And...<br /><br />(Sfx- Patan clatter)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Sadasada: her hands drenched in blood....<br /><br />(Sfx- Pota drip)<br /><br />Sadasada: She's still...<br /><br />Got plenty of use left in her doesn't she....?<br /><br />(Sfx- Juuruiii oooze)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Sasaki: Sadasada....<br /><br />He used her..<br /><br />As you imagined...<br /><br />Her beauty....<br /><br />He used it as a tool to destroy countries.<br />It was with Suzuran in his hands that he was able to continue to hunt his opposition and climb right into the seat of Shogundom.<br /><br />Even now he's using the current Shogun and the palace as puppets to do his bidding. He's not in the spotlight, but his political power has not wavered in the least.<br /><br />A wrenched man who would cut opponents to shreds just to have the power of the Bakfu...<br /><br />Even now his foolish hunt continues....<br /><br />Kaugra: N—No way...<br /><br />Then his promise to her...?<br /><br />Sasaki: A man like that has plenty of secrets....do you really believe he'd make a promise to bring her..his tool out in the open?<br /><br />It was merely a play on words...<br /><br />018<br /><br />Sasaki: In order to keep his tool's heart from wavering...<br /><br />And to confine Suzuran keeping her within Yoshiwara for eternity...<br /><br />That promise is no more than a curse.<br /><br />I hope you've come to a tacit understanding of this situation...there's not a thing you can do.<br /><br />I'm fairly sure that tanuki of an old man has already got means of dealing with you...<br /><br />So leave things here to the elites....do not interfere.<br /><br />Yoshiwara isn't the only place where the hunt is on in full force...but in this castle too. This place is his quarry....if you don't want anything to happen to you then....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuh sfft)<br /><br />019<br /><br />(TN- Wow...even Kagura's like 'whoa'.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuhhh sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bata bata tmptmp)<br /><br />Sasaki: See? This is what i”m talking about.<br /><br />(Handwritten- What a shame...I had even been avoiding eating curry so I wouldn't stain this..)<br />Sasaki: There's nothing good with becoming involved with prostitution.<br /><br />(Sfx- gashaaaan thuuuud)<br /><br />Shinpachi: S—SASAKI-SAAAAAAN!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah Sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zazahhh Sffft)<br /><br />Sadasada: Well, I will admit I did mention something about setting her free..<br /><br />But she's such a good tool you see...I don't want to give her up.<br /><br />Seize them.<br /><br />These criminals are the Serial Bakfu statesmen killers...<br /><br />As well as the party who sieged the castle and killed the Boss dog of the Mimawarigumi. <br /><br />(Side text- Big trouble!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 388..............END. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:36:29 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33355 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33329 I totally need internet to survive. Why fool myself? Two weeks without it and I'm sitting here in my underwear with a five o'clock shadow singing slave hymnals. The first thing I do once I get net back? Not porn, not catch up with friends, not porn, but Translate Gintama.<br /><br />Hahahahah I have no life. <br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />Gintoki: Pattsuan...<br /><br />(Side text- Infiltrating the castle?)<br /><br />Gintoki: Lemmie ask you something.<br /><br />Let's say we do by chance manage to sneak into the former Shogun's place in Edo castle....what then?<br /><br />Shinpachi: A death sentence.<br /><br />Gintoki: So...what if we just sorta...get close and wait for the Shogun to show up?<br /><br />Shinpachi: A death sentence.<br /><br />Gintoki: So...between prostitute grandma and old man former shogun...<br /><br />who's got more money?<br /><br />Shinpachi: That'd be the Shogun-sama for sure.<br /><br />Gintoki: All right that makes our course of action clear.<br /><br />First, Tsukuyo will sneak through a gap in the security detail...<br /><br />Then while she's doing that, I'll alert the guards. The Shogun and I will become buddies, and everything works out.<br /><br />A perfect plan.<br /><br />002<br /><br />Tsukuyo: That ain't perfect and you know it.<br /><br />Gintoki: Calm yourself Tsukky. We're up against the former shogun you know? We can't exactly walk up and say 'wazzup' without getting caught in a trap or something.<br /><br />More like what were you planning to say to him anyway?<br /><br />'Oh well I'm an assassin from Yoshiwara here to meet with you about a transgression you might have had when you were a young buck?' Before you even finish that sentence you'll be very dead.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Then I'll tell 'im that his ex wants ta' meet him in hell.<br /><br />Gintoki: Oookay. She's officially insane. If we let her go in the guards are going to kill us for sure.<br /><br />Shinpachi: There doesn't seem to be a way to sneak in then...<br /><br />Gintoki: And there ain't shit that'll happen if we just ooze around here on stakeout.<br /><br />Gintoki: Moreover we don't know if that old bat even actually met the former shogun.<br /><br />It's been like..a million years since she's been the number one courtesan in Edo....so do we even know if the Shogun actually even ever been to Yoshiwara?<br /><br />Shinpachi: If anything, the Shogun-sama would have been Suzuran's customer...<br /><br />Way back when the two of them were younger.<br /><br />Moreover Gin-san....do you really not know about the 13th Shogun Sadasada-sama?<br /><br />003<br /><br />Shinpachi: Twenty years ago after the Amanto invaded, and the twelfth Shogun had been defeated, <br /><br />In his stead, this man stood up and rebuilt the Bakfu that had been completely destroyed. They say he rules with a strong sense of benevolence.<br /><br />Even now he still serves as an ad visor to the current Shogun. This puts him in the position of wielding a great amount of power.<br /><br />Though it is also with him that the shogun family's reputation of being playboys began. He's had a countless amount of concubines by his side.<br /><br />Gintoki: So what does this mean? Are you saying at 8 o'clock each Saturday he becomes a buck wild Shogun?<br /><br />Shinpachi: More than just Saturdays he's a buck wild shogun every night at 8.<br /><br />(TN- A reference to a popular TV program known as Abarenbou Shogun.)<br /><br />Gintoki: But yanno, That old bat apparently made a promise with a guy who came to Yoshiwara.<br /><br />So would that old perv really promise to buy her freedom?<br /><br />Shinpachi: That is unfortunately a secret held within the walls of that house.<br /><br />Obviously no one is going to tell the preceding Shogun that he has to honor a promise made to a prostitute.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Hmph. That don't matter none. Ya make a promise, and ya see it through.<br /><br />Plenty of daiyuu hear all kinds of nonsense from tha men they're wit...<br /><br />I ain't worried if we're up against tha new Shogun or not.<br /><br />All I'm concerned with is how he used Suzuran for his own whimsy and then went and deserted her like it ain't a big deal.<br /><br />Imma go see the Shogun...<br /><br />So ya'll best to keep yerselves from getting between me and my target.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I already understand that this is a risky venture, but it's somethin' I gotta do.<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I already know that the shogun ain't wrong or nothin'.<br /><br />Yoshiwara is all about the dreams and secrets people exchange over one night.<br /><br />Once tha' moon disappears people's memories fade with it. It's like Yoshiwara doesn't even acknowlege them.<br /><br />I know it's tha same story, different day even now...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Oooh! I can see undies from here!)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: And that it's that sorta unrefined place.<br /><br />But even knowing that, men normally don't come down and keep women waiting.<br /><br />Suzuran musta expected somethin for her not to leave Yoshiwara her whole life....and I can't let her waitin' be in vain.<br /><br />Courtesans devote their lives to Yoshiwara...<br /><br />So then, Yoshiwara oughtta be devotin' itself to 'em.<br /><br />A fleetin' dream based on a moon unseen...<br /><br />We don't need nothin' like that.<br /><br />005<br /><br />Tsukuyo: At least let the last moon she sees...<br /><br />be the one that makes her dreams come true.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Tsukuyo-san...<br /><br />Kagura: Wait Tsukky.<br /><br />That dream...<br /><br />It is not unreasonable at all, yes?<br />Guard: Open the gates!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo rmmmble)<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx-Gogogogogogogogo rmmmmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goouuuun dooom)<br /><br />Guard: Take heed!!<br /><br />Soyo hime-sama decends~<br /><br />(Sfx- Tatata tmptmptmp)<br /><br />Soyo: Kagura-chaaan~<br /><br />Retainer: Hime-sama!! You mustn’t run!!<br /><br />007<br /><br />Kagura: Soyo-chan~<br /><br />(Sfx- Dakiii glomp)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br />Lesson 387: Eww! Not you old man!!<br /><br />Soyo: It's been ever so long!!<br /><br />Retainer: Hime-sama! You aren't to embrace others in front of strangers!<br /><br />Kagura: That is so! Soyo-chan you seem well. How are things?<br /><br />Soyo: Oh it's been so lonely...I haven't heard from you in a while after all.<br /><br />Kagura: I see. Oh yes. Do you have the newest sukonbu treat?<br /><br />Soyo: Yes!!<br /><br />Gintoki: ….Who? What?<br /><br />Is this Clara and Heidi?<br /><br />Retainer: Hime is going to lose her way because of you!! Get going!<br /><br />(Sfx- Haahahah)<br />(Sfx- Ufufuffufu)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru kuru spn spn)<br /><br />Shinpachi: If memory serves me correctly, the current shogun has a little sister....Soyo hime-sama.<br /><br />Gintoki: I remember that much. What I DON'T remember is Hime-sama becoming friends with our dirty little Heidi. They're totally yodolehehoooing it up there.<br /><br />Shinpachi: This is got to be some sort of joke. I mean....when did she have time to make a connection with the princess of this country? <br /><br />I'm sudden getting flashes of faces that aren't yours Gin-san.<br /><br />Gintoki: It's sort of the same feeling as Onji. When Heidi came back from frankfort she had grown up a bit. She seemed sorta far away from Onji even though he was still standing right in front of her. Though Onji was happy he never actually told her the truth....it's that sorta feeling.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Did Onji ever think of pointless things like that?<br /><br />(TN- I...I think it's more references to the Heidi of the alps book and anime. I really need to watch that thing considering how much Sorachi brings it up....)<br /><br />008<br /><br />Kagura: Oh. I brought friends today. Is this okay?<br /><br />Soyo: But of course! Kagura-chan you know that your friends are mine right?<br /><br />Gin-san was it? Well...welcome to my abode.<br /><br />Gintoki: Ah..er, you know me?!<br /><br />Soyo: Oh yes! Kagura-chan tells me all sorts of things about you! I'm ever so honored to meet you.<br /><br />Gintoki: A—well um...I'm honored too! Er, thanks for looking after Kagura for us...<br /><br />Soyo: His head really is a fuzzy mess isn't it?<br /><br />Gintoki: Oh Kaguraaaa-chan~ what have you been telling her?<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kusu kusu snicker snicker)<br /><br />Kagura: Oh the glasses attached to that person there is Pattsuan-san.<br /><br />Shinpachi: THE GLASSES ATTACHED TO THE PERSON?! WHO IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?! IS IT ME?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING THOSE KINDS OF THINGS?!<br />Soyo: And that lady there?<br /><br />Kagura: Oh, she is an assassin from Yoshiwara..Ts—mph.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuwaba mpmh)<br /><br />Soyo: An assassin? Yoshiwara...?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ah well.. ya see, I'm...<br /><br />Gintoki: Oh she's come from Yoshiwara to seduce the Shogun.....a call girl...<br /><br />(Sfx- Doh tok)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: T' hell kind of follow up is that?<br /><br />Soyo: So your name is Call girl-san?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: In tha end maybe I should deliver you ta hell!<br /><br />009<br /><br />Retainer: The princess can't possibly say Call-girl or Fashion girl or anything of the sort!<br /><br />Shinpachi: No one mentioned the latter thing. <br /><br />Retainer: At least shorten her name to 'Calgurl-san' or something like that!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Absolutely nothing changed!!<br /><br />Retainer: In any case come in quickly.<br /><br />It won't do us any good if people are attracted to this location by all the noise.<br /><br />Soyo: I'm ever so sorry. You came over to play with me and we have to sneak about...<br /><br />(Handwritten- We're really in...)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Er, no..we should apologize for showing up outta the blue...<br /><br />Retainer: You're being unreasonable Hime-sama...you know you have to be prepared to flee from this castle should it come to that.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Um...what happened?<br /><br />Soyo: The truth is that this castle is currently under a state of martial law.<br /><br />Retainer: Hime-samaaa!! Don't blurt out secret information so willingly!<br /><br />Soyo: These people are fine, granpa.<br /><br />There is a series of attacks on influential people within the Bakfu by a mysterious individual.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Wha?!<br /><br />Soyo: As the attacks continue everyone in the castle is on high alert. It has most on pins and needles.<br /><br />010<br /><br />Shinpachi: S—Sorry for bringing this up but....that seems sorta like a big deal...maybe we shouldn't be here...?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Crap, we came at a really bad time.)<br /><br />Soyo: It's fine, really! Everyone in the castle is in a melancholy mood because of these events...they're faint of heart. <br /><br />But if you all meet everyone I'm sure they'll cheer up!<br /><br />Shinpachi: You think so?<br /><br />???: Well I guess we can't help it then...<br /><br />In a situation like this usually we'd ask even friends of the princess to return home immediately...<br /><br />But I suppose we can make an exception.<br /><br />Especially since my favorite text buddy is here.<br /><br />011<br /><br />{Shit.}<br /><br />Retainer: Um...I'm sorry to bother you Sasaki-dono but this is...<br /><br />Sasaki: No it's fine.<br /><br />As we; The Mimawarigumi are here to protect the castle, Hime-sama should be absolutely fine.<br /><br />I don't predict that any criminals be they patriot or otherwise will make any moves.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuhh sifft)<br /><br />Sasaki: Why even if a former patriot were to worm his way in I can assure you there will be no problems.<br /><br />Am I right?<br /><br />Shiroyasha-dono.<br /><br />{From: Sabu-chan//Sub: New Cellphone// Aww why'd you go and throw away the old one? That was mean. Anyways~here's a new phone! We can text each other again! Isn't that like totally neat? \(^o^)/}<br /><br />Retainer: Hime-sama please try to sit quietly...<br /><br />If any more problems arise, I Rotten Maizou will lose my head...<br /><br />Kagura: Soyo-chan! We should play something! Hide and go seek, yes?<br /><br />Maizou: Are you listening to this old man?!<br /><br />(TN- Rottenmaizou sounds like Rottenmayer from the Heidi books and anime. FINE SORACH, I'LL GO WATCH THE ANIME AFTER THIS.) <br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyah gyah rabble rabble)<br /><br />Gintoki: Goddammitall...this sucks ass...<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Do you kow that man?<br /><br />Gintoki: It's all fine and dandy we infiltrated this place but....<br /><br />We'd better watch our asses...<br /><br />'Cause some troublesome bastards have their eyes on us.<br /><br />So no stupid moves.<br /><br />{Nobutasu is watching over the princess, so don't do anything that might make her decide to kill you. \(^o^)/}<br /><br />Shinpachi: So should we just leave things to the princess then?<br /><br />It might be asking too much to see the previous Shogun...<br /><br />Gintoki: And how will you explain Yoshiwara to her?<br /><br />013<br /><br />Gintoki: In the first place, it's nothing short of a miracle that we were even able to get this close to the princess. <br /><br />The last thing we need is for something to happen where the guards have to step in.<br /><br />That old man is the most trouble of them all.<br />He's the watchdog that won't let us go easily.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: So basically we need find a way to move around freely, yeah?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh Sfft)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Or else the guard dogs will bite us.<br /><br />Maizou: Hide and go seek is out of the question!<br /><br />Kagura: Do not be so stiff. This is why you are only known as grandpa or jiiya for short, yes?<br /><br />Maizou: Hey! Don't warp the meaning of 'Jii' like that!<br /><br />Soyo: No, that's not it Kagura-chan! The 'Jii' in 'Jiiya' is for 'G' or 'Great'! So it should be more like 'G iya'.<br /><br />Maizou: Hime-samaaaa!! Why must you say such cruel things?!<br /><br />(TN- More untranslatable humor. Jiiya is an affectionate way of referring to an old man, but separately it reads Ji iya. Or 'No old men'. Soyo basically warped it to mean something about no greats allowed.)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: That's enough yammerin' Kagura.<br /><br />Kagura: Tsukky?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: In a situation like this playin' hide and go seek would be a problem for tha' guards.<br /><br />Maizou: See? You should listen to her. She's a responsible adult, Hime-sama!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ya should be thinkin' of something to do that won't get in other people's way.<br /><br />(Handwritten- What is she up to?)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: So be good and...<br /><br />Play 'kick the can'.<br /><br />{WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE THAT OF ALL THINGS?!}<br /><br />014<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Playin' Hide and go seek would be difficult since ya can't move around much. Tha game would end before it begins.<br /><br />But kick the can ain't about hiding in tha first place, and it's noisy.<br /><br />{That is seriously not the problem!}<br /><br />Girls: Okay!<br /><br />Gintoki: No way...<br /><br />She's trying to take advantage of the Old guy's preference against us hiding and have is out in the open?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Seriously? The old man is going to see that coming for miles!<br /><br />Maizou: That's no good Calgurl-san!! She might run off while kicking the can!<br /><br />See? Look?<br /><br />Rather than kick the can, try kicking the old man instead!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: WHY THERE?!<br /><br />Gintoki: Heeey!! The old dude wants a good time the most out of all of us!!<br /><br />Maizou: Now! Go ahead and dig that heel deep in there!!<br /><br />Soyo: Eww! Not you old G!!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Look everyone!! It's the future Toujou-san!! The celebs around here all act sorta like this don't they?!<br /><br />Nobume: Wait.<br /><br />Whether it is kicking a can or an unwanted old man...<br /><br />I will not allow either.<br /><br />Gintoki: Crap! She's coming over here!<br /><br />015<br /><br />Nobume: How about cutting a jiiya?<br /><br />Gintoki: YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY TOOO?!<br /><br />What the hell is cutting a jiiya going to accomplish?! Is this a game for training assassins?!<br /><br />Soyo: Wow! Even Nobume-san wants to play with us! I'm ever so glad~<br /><br />Nobume: Rather than a heel, how about I dig this deep in there?<br /><br />Maizou: Um that's not a jiiya but a jiYAHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />Gintoki: WAAAAAAIT!! In the end even the old man is joining in on this charade of a joke!!<br /><br />Wait up a minute! If someone like you who's got the long arm of the arim gets involved, jiiya is going to die!!<br /><br />Let's change the rules!<br /><br />Nobume: Okay. We'll play tag. Whomever I find I cut into sugar cubes.<br /><br />Gintoki: To what extent do you want a victim lady?! Is he no more than a target to you now?<br /><br />Nobume: Hurry up and kick the can.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyahahah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyaaaah)<br /><br />Gintoki: Heeeey!! What are you bastards doing abandoning me here?! Don't start without me!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Gintokii!! Kick it as far as you can and buy us some time!!<br /><br />Gintoki: Shut your damn trap! Why the hell do I have to do it?! Why am I buying time when you guys are clearly trying to run away?!<br /><br />{Goddamitttt!!}<br /><br />{No matter what I do it ends with us getting found out and then literally losing our heads!! Well...if that's the case...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Kahhh wffft)<br /><br />{Imma do this!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- DOOOOOON THOOOOM)<br /><br />(Sfx- Oooooooh wffoooooom)<br /><br />{GOOOOOOO!!!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Garaah claaatter)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Shogun: You're being noisy Soyo.<br /><br />What am I to do with you...<br /><br />I want to scold you but you're my precious little sister....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogoofu thooooom)<br /><br />018<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooooon THOOOM)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />{I---I----I---I---}<br /><br />{IT'S THE FRIGGIN SHOGUUUUUUN}<br /><br />(Sfx- Zazaaahhh tmtpmtpm)<br /><br />Gintoki: AUUUUGHHHH!!!!<br /><br />I KNOCKED OUT THE SHOGUUUUUUN!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Why is he in his underwear?)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: It's okay Gintoki! Calm down. He just blacked out is all!!<br /><br />If we get him some medical care....<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohh thok)<br /><br />Nobume: I found a can wrapped in a white garment.<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />Gintoki: THAT AIN'T A CAAAAAAAAAN!!!<br /><br />Nobume: Quickly before we're discovered...<br /><br />(Sfx -Kacha clack)<br /><br />Gintoki: WHOOOA!! YOU'RE MOVING A LITTLE TOO QUICKLY!!<br /><br />Nobume: If we don't destroy the evidence....<br /><br />Gintoki: WAAAIT! I SAID WAAAIT!<br /><br />???: Pardon me...<br /><br />Shogun-sama...<br />Would you have a moment?<br /><br />The previous shogun Sadasada-sama would like a word with you.<br /><br />(Side text- At long last the previous shogun makes his appearance?!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 387.............END.<br /><br /> Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:55:16 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33329 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33152 <br />After trying for about three hours to find a decent American band or songs to listen to while I translate this I realize only now that Circa year 2003 American music sucks.<br /><br />....Seriously. Fuck American singing.<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br /><br />(Side text- Under a moonlit night...)<br /><br />???: I detest that moon.<br /><br />I'll allow that the moon and the night bring you when they arrive,<br /><br />But the moment that dawn stirs all of you leave me alone.<br /><br />I am of the firm opinion that it would be best if the moon were just to melt away and disappear.<br /><br />If that were to happen I know that we could remain here in Yoshiwara together.<br /><br />GINTAMA<br /><br />???: You know that the night and the moon will come again together.<br /><br />And there will be a dawn where you will be able to accompany me and leave from here.<br /><br />The next time there is a full moon,<br /><br />Wait for me in front of the sakura.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pushhn pop)<br /><br />(Sfx-Punn pop)<br /><br />002<br /><br />???: Do you promise?<br /><br />???: Yes I do.<br /><br />???: Definitely...<br /><br />???: Definitely...<br /><br />???: I will wait for you...<br /><br />As long as there is a moon I will always wait....<br /><br />(Side text- Various memories are exchanged on the streets of Yoshiwara...)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br />Lesson 386: The prostitute that turns the tables. <br />(TN- Well...the chapter title reads 'Keisei gyakuten' 'How the tables have turned, or now the shoe is on the other foot.'. Sorachi wrote the 'Keisei' with the same kanji as 'prostitute'. It's a joke that doesn't work in English. At all. Like usual.) <br />Gintoki: Huh?<br /><br />The legendary escort?<br /><br />003<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Beats me too. There's one otha' daahlink in Yoshiwara...<br /><br />Tha prostitute Suzuran.<br /><br />Gintoki: And what legend is this? The one of Lot's descendants?<br /><br />A prostitute of the finest firmament? <br /><br />Hinowa: Did someone mention Flora?<br /><br />Gintoki: Hell no. We're having a conversation about Bianca.<br /><br />Hinowa: Don't forget Deborah. <br /><br />Tsukuyo: Yeah...no one cares about any of 'em.<br /><br />(TN- All of these ladies are brides from the Dragon quest series of video games.)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Suzuran is a courtesan who was Yoshiwara's pride 'n' joy back when things were lookin' good. She mighta even been more popular than Hinowa back then. <br /><br />Gintoki: That's pretty impressive. <br /><br />Hinowa(?): Not only was her beauty divine,<br /><br />but it was said that she was accomplished in the arts. No one rivaled her in song and dance.<br /><br />Many high ranking officials would flock to Suzuran with their wallets open but,<br /><br />She wouldn't lift a finger for them -offering them tea and not much else before returning them home. Since that was normally the case there's not too much known about her either.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Gintoki: Oooh, so in the land of prostitution she'd be considered royalty. <br /><br />Meanwhile you've got Hinowa here working as a lowly serf in the castle as her white facepaint cracks and falls off her face.<br /><br />(Sfx- Doshasaah blssshhh)<br /><br />Hinowa: Oopsie~ My hand slipped. I guess working in the country has got me all tired~<br /><br />Gintoki: Well legends and shit are fine and dandy...<br /><br />But I'm fine with just getting served here at the bar.<br /><br />Hinowa: Why not have what you want and a bit more then?<br /><br />Gintoki: ….Say what?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Geez.)<br /><br />Hinowa: You're such a dull man. Don't you understand it yet?<br /><br />That prostitute is the one who called you here.<br /><br />It seems she has an interest in meeting the messiah of Yoshiwara.<br /><br />Which is to say the legendary courtesan isn't being called on, but is calling on you.<br /><br />(Sfx- Shuh shuh sfft sfft)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Gintoki: I wonder if this will do?<br /><br />No wait...<br /><br />I mean if we're gonna do this for real, I guess this works.<br /><br />No..wait how about right here like this?<br /><br />(Sfx- Shu shu sfft sfft)<br /><br />Gintoki: Naw it has to be...<br /><br />(Sfx-Dooh thok)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Don't matter none.<br /><br />Whatcha doin' getting all flustered by yerself?<br /><br />Gintoki: Location is important! I mean the one Imma be with is the legendary courtesan you know..<br /><br />I'd rather have the place looking just right or things will cool off down there. It'll be like Tsukiji, and I the cold and lifeless tuna on sale. <br /><br />(TN- Sex joke, lol. Though Tsukiji is a port town known for it's fish.) <br /><br />Tsukuyo: Don't you worry none. We ain't here to curtail yer expectations or nothin'.<br /><br />Hinowa: That's right. After all Yoshiwara is all about men acting out strange fantasies with women.<br /><br />Gintoki: That's not the problem here!!<br /><br />More like, why are you two even here? Can you make like trees and leaf?<br /><br />Gin-san's left the building. He doesn't want to see you two any more, because he wants to become Gingin-san.<br /><br />The real 'Yoshiwara is burning arc' is about to begin. It'll be really dangerous so you'd better leave.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: And it's cause you're so dangerous that we're gonna watch you.<br /><br />006<br /><br />Gintoki: Hoshit, no way...do you guys want a four wa---<br /><br />(Sfx- Dosu thok)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Hinowa is he gonna be alright? He's already getting all riled up and ain't no one else here yet.<br /><br />Hinowa: He'll be fine~ Boys his age can look at an anatomy text book and get riled up. <br /><br />Tsukuyo: I get tha' idea that we ain't talkin' bout the same thing.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bushaaah blllsssh)<br /><br />Girl: Daahlink Suzuran has arrived~<br /><br />(Sfx- Suhh sfft)<br /><br />Hinowa: Ooh. Suzuran-san has arrived it seems.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gubahhh fwoop)<br /><br />{Well damn! I would have never expected this sorta development~}<br /><br />{It actually wasn't a waste of time to become Yoshiwara's messiah!}<br /><br />{Shinpachi, Kagura I'm sorry. I mean I know you guys did your part in saving Yoshiwara and stuff...}<br /><br />{Buuut Imma take my reward first!!}<br /><br />{I wonder what arts of seduction she's gonna use?}<br /><br />{What's gonna happen to me?}<br /><br />{Is it okay for me to keel over?}<br /><br />{Is it okay that I stop drop and roll right into the land of pleasure?}<br /><br />007<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon Thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaan thuuunk)<br /><br />Gintoki: Ungh!<br /><br />???: M—my deepest apologies...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata shake shake)<br /><br />???: T—this is my first appearance on stage in a while...<br /><br />I---I---I am..<br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata clatter clatter)<br /><br />???: Su—su—Suzu—ra...<br /><br />Ah...<br /><br />Wait...who am I again?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Hinowa: I'll introduce you two. This is the legendary courtesan,<br /><br />Our beloved senpai...<br /><br />The Daahlink Prostitute Suzuran.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikiihh crackle)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh clink)<br /><br />(Sfx- Shagaaahhh ssssssshhhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah clank)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Where ya off to?<br /><br />Gintoki: To Tsukiji. <br /><br />Hinowa: I know you might have heard me say prostitute, and I am sorry for the mix up..<br />But she is a hard worker so much so that she's achieved a miraculous angle. <br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaku gaku shake shake)<br /><br />Gintoki: I see. So she's the legendary Daahlink....Boomerang?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Daahlink Suzuran. <br /><br />009<br /><br />Gintoki: You guys suck and not in the good way. You made it sound as if she works along WITH you and not years BEFORE. I was totally fooled.<br /><br />No where in the description you gave me of her did you mention her being a daahlink of yesteryear.<br /><br />(Handwritten- You bitches are going to pay for messing with me.)<br /><br />Suzuran: Um, I'm still full of pep and vigor even now.<br /><br />Gintoki: Huh?!<br /><br />Suzuran: I'm not trying to brag, but I'm still at the top of my game. There aren't other daahlinks that have people diving into the underground more than me.<br /><br />Gintoki: Uh lady? Rather than diving underground into Yoshiwara someone needs to bury you deep underground immediately!<br /><br />(Sfx- Geho gaho cough cough)<br /><br />Suzuran: I may have many years on the others, but I'm still young at heart. With the techs I know, I'll never lose to...<br /><br />chooo!!<br /><br />(Sfx-Gubaah fwooof)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah clamp)<br /><br />Gintoki: WHAT KIND OF TECHNIQUE IS THIS?!<br /><br />Suzuran: Hinowa-chan, Tsukuyo-chan, thank you for preparing things, but I'll take over the lead role.<br /><br />Now messiah, come over here and.....wait, who are you?<br /><br />Gintoki: Sakata Gintoki!<br /><br />Suzuran: I've wanted to convey my gratitude to you for some time now...please forgive my tardiness.<br />Today you're allowed to drink until you keel over. couhcohol~<br /><br />(Sfx- Bicha bicha blorrsh blorrsh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata shiver shiver)<br /><br />Gintoki: Um Daahlink, I can't drink what doesn't make it into the cup.<br /><br />Suzuran: Hm? There doesn't appear to be any more.<br /><br />Gintoki: Daahlink! You should listen to people when they talk!!<br /><br />Suzuran: Cough cough, Today you're going to drink until you keel over~<br /><br />SooGUWAHHH!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doshaaaah thuuud)<br /><br />Gintoki: DAAAHLINKKK!!! GO BACK HOME BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY KEEL OVER!!<br /><br />Hinowa: As expected of the mistress of dance. <br /><br />Daahlink Suzuran, your break dancing is splendid.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jita bata thud thud)<br /><br />(Sfx- Beben twang twang)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ughooooooh)<br /><br />Gintoki: SHE AIN'T BREAK DANCING! SHE'S ACTUALLY BREAKING DOWN!! CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!<br /><br />010<br /><br />Gintoki: Heeey!! Are you okay?! Hey! Can't someone call an ambulance?!<br /><br />Suzuran: Well aren't we in a hurry sir? I suppose we can consummate now then.<br /><br />Gintoki: NEVEEEEER!!!<br /><br />Suzuran: I'm ready to be consummated~<br /><br />Gintoki: NOT LIKE THAT YOU AREN'T!! WHAT KIND OF CONSUMATION IS THAT?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gara gara clatter clatter)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dossahh Thud)<br /><br />Suzuran: T—today lets have a good time~<br /><br />Gintoki: Hoooow?! That's not the kind of face that one associates with pleasure!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pih pih beep beep)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zeh hyuuu)<br /><br />Suzuran: Thank you for being a part of my final trip into the tatami room...<br /><br />Gintoki: Don't say unlucky shit like that!!<br /><br />Suzuran: You're a kind man.<br /><br />To worry so much about an old Daahlink like myself...<br /><br />(Sfx- puh poit)<br /><br />Suzuran: How about we make a promise?<br /><br />(Sfx- Suh shfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh wnnd)<br /><br />011<br /><br />Suzuran: We shall meet again...<br /><br />the next time the moon appears.<br /><br />I will wait for you...<br /><br />As long as there is a moon I will always wait....<br /><br />Hinowa(?): I'm unsure whether this will be the last time or not...<br /><br />For the legendary courtesan’s last trip into the tatami room...<br /><br />But either way thank you Gin-san.<br /><br />For caring for her...no all of the courtesans. <br /><br />(Sfx- Pen pen twang twang)<br /><br />012<br /><br />Gintoki: ….Is this some sorta 'lovers suicide' pact or something?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pepen ttwang)<br />Hinowa: A long time ago in Yoshiwara the customers and courtesans...<br /><br />would often take pledges of mutual love.<br /><br />'But of course a courtesan is a product...so fraternizing with the customer is a taboo.<br /><br />Still I want to give all of my love to you.<br /><br />I will never betray you.'<br /><br />Such pledges would be honored with the courtesan tying their hair to the finger of the man they're with.<br /><br />Sadly such matters rarely come to fruition<br /><br />since a man needs to be wealthy in order to buy a courtesan's freedom.<br /><br />Gintoki: I'll admit the old bat is as sly as the rumors...<br /><br />Since she has some dude out there that has her hair wrapped to his finger.<br /><br />Hinowa: In normal circumstances a courtesan retires her post at around 30 years old, and then helps groom the younger generation to replace her.<br /><br />Yet, shes continued to take customers well after her age and well after Yoshiwara had been liberated.<br /><br />She's done everything she could to remain here....even fooling Housen. <br /><br />013<br /><br />Hinowa: And so she's remained a courtesan.<br /><br />And at this rate will remain one who never left Yoshiwara once in her life.<br /><br />I've heard her mention something while conversing...<br /><br />Apparently she had a promise she made back when Yoshiwara existed above the ground.<br /><br />Together....<br /><br />She'd escape Yoshiwara with someone she said.<br /><br />Unfortunately as of now she doesn't remember the name or the circumstances around the promise...<br /><br />So there's a good chance she's got you and the man she promised mixed up.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: ….Hinowa...<br /><br />Ya ain't sayin that she's been waitin' here in Yoshiwara for that man...?<br /><br />Hinowa: Perhaps.<br /><br />Though it isn't strange for men and women alike to deceive each other in Yoshiwara.<br /><br />Everyone knows full well that dreams born here exist but for one night,<br /><br />Yet they embrace that transience and live out an act of dreams.<br /><br />The likelihood of anything real coming from such a play is miniscule.<br /><br />Even though the daahlinks know that, it still happens over and over again.<br /><br />014<br /><br />Hinowa: Despite not wanting to remember....<br /><br />that one-night-dream...<br /><br />Within the gentle light of the moon....<br /><br />That dream...<br /><br />continues to sleep.<br /><br />Hundred bloom: In any case sir we're looking for information in regards to an old story.<br /><br />We're mostly investigating any leads on the former Yoshiwara....<br /><br />Dude: Suzuran? Well my dearly departed and very perverted old man mentioned her once..<br /><br />You'd probably have better luck investigating the generation above ours though.<br /><br />015<br /><br />Old guy: Ooh, yeah I remember her...she was a hell of a woman.<br /><br />But she was a flower far outta the reach of poor guys like us.<br /><br />If I had only been able to see Suzuki Ranran once..<br /><br />Old guy 2: Oh yeah...she was a popular one back in the day. As soon as she took one step into the house she'd be flooded with fans. It became a chore for her to even walk around.<br /><br />She shoulda gone back to being a normal girl.<br /><br />But if I had to choose between Ran-chan and Miki-chan..<br /><br />I'd go straight for the candies in one shot.<br /><br />Old guy 3: I'd do big lady in one shot.<br /><br />Musashi-like person: I'd do YOU in one shot.<br /><br />Old guy 4: I don't care who it is...I just want one more shot...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaku thunk)<br /><br />Gintoki: Me? I'd go with Ketsuno Ana...<br /><br />Though I don't mean that ana, but the other...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gopaaahh thooook)<br /><br />Tsukyo: Tha 'hell ya doin over there?<br /><br />Gintoki: The same could be asked of you. Why are you taking a survey of who wants to do who in one shot?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Thems those damn perverted dinosaurs that started talkin' nonsense!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Gintoki: Aww, are we trying to find out who the old bat made the promise with?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pupuh snicker)<br /><br />Gintoki: I see, so you dunno what kind of man she made the promise so you decided to do a sorta maiden check?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ain't no one doin a maiden check!<br /><br />Don'tcha start lookin' down on the head of tha hundred blooms!<br /><br />I—I---I was just lookin' for a new pipe! And while I was lookin' round these here parts I got lost...yeah...<br /><br />Hundred blooms: Boss! We dug up beneficial new info on Suzuran!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Silenceee!<br /><br />Gintoki: Eh? Silencee? Sounds like a fancy hair product. Gonna go buy some silenceerinse next and then do your hair so it's all nice and silky? You cute lil' maiden you.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ain't like that! I'm gonna get silenceerinse to get my hair straight! Ya'll go buy me some!<br /><br />Gintoki: That's women for you.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Silenceerinse?)<br />Gintoki: You just couldn't keep your nose out of that old bat's promise and now you just don't feel right until you meddle around in her affairs. How very sad.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Gin-saan! We got something!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dah dash)<br /><br />Kagura: We have found it! There is some good info on the old lady!!<br /><br />Gintoki: Be Silencee!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ooh? What a coincidence. Yer buying silenceerinse for that mop you call hair?<br /><br />Gintoki: It ain't silenceerinse, It's besilenceerinse!! I'm trying to fix this permanent perm dammit!<br /><br />017<br /><br />Gintoki: More like shutup! Besilenceeerinse!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: You silenceerinse!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: C'mon you guys, don't fight! Let's make up already!<br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chan, Tsukky. You want to do something nice for the old lady. You want to honer her last promise and find the man before she passes, yes?<br /><br />Gintoki&amp;Tsukuyo: Eh?<br /><br />Shinpachi: ….That's not it?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Imma find tha guy who would dare to trample on a Yoshiwarian woman's heart and walk off. Once I find him i'll settle tha score.<br /><br />When Suzuran passes so will that bastard. <br /><br />(Sfx- Jakkki shiing)<br /><br />Shinpachi: WHAT KIND OF SCARY THINGS IS THIS PERSON PLANNING?!<br /><br />Gintoki: I made a promise too.<br /><br />Once I meet this dude I'm due to inherit everything from Suzuran.<br /><br />Shinpachi: YOU LIAR! WHY DID YOU COOK UP A FAKE PROMISE LIKE THAT?!<br /><br />In the end you guys have purely evil intentions, right?!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: What ya talkin' bout? I'm just gonna go clean up this fella.<br /><br />Gintoki: I ain't gonna let you. Daahlink's inheritance is mine.<br /><br />Shinpachi: WAIT A SECOOOOND!!<br /><br />This just doesn't feel right, Gin-san!!<br /><br />Hundred bloom: Boss we concur! This doesn't feel right at all!!<br /><br />Gintoki: What the hell are you guys going on about?<br /><br />018<br /><br />Shinpachi: Well for one thing we did find out more information about Suzuran-san's customer...<br /><br />Hundred blooms: But this customer is one troublesome fellow...<br /><br />???: Considering she's the top courtesan in Yoshiwara it goes without saying that many wanted to purchase her for themselves.<br /><br />Apparently even the high vassal of the shogun had even tried his hand in buying Suzuran-san from captivity. <br /><br />But on a certain occasion this customer put an end to all of that.<br /><br />Of course Suzuran-san had no intention of treating him any better than she had the ones before him...<br /><br />And even the wallet size of the vassal wasn't enough to convince her otherwise.<br /><br />So after that a rumor got out around Yoshiwara...<br /><br />And Suzuran...<br /><br />Caught his eye.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: And who is this person?<br /><br />019<br /><br />Shinpachi: He lives over there in Edo castle...<br /><br />Gintoki: Shinpachi-kun...you're saying..<br /><br />Shinpachi: He is the previous...<br /><br />Shogun-sama.<br /><br />(Side text- No way! The Shogun?!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 386................END. Thu, 26 Jan 2012 05:33:10 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33152 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33127 <br />Digging myself out of my own mole hill one chapter at a time.<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />???: Aww man. You're serious?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyahahahah!)<br /><br />Dude: That dude Masakazo...he really likes you huh?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Masakazo-kun 3rd Year.)<br /><br />Dude: If that's the case, once he sees the fake love letter in your shoe locker he's gonna come running.<br /><br />Girl: Laaame~!<br /><br />(Under panel- How's Luchiru doing now that he's in the same class as Kyousuke?!)<br /><br />Girl: That's hassling a him a little too much isn't it?<br /><br />Dude: Heh, don't be stupid. If anything I’m serving some truth up in here!<br /><br />He's gotta learn mind and body what it's like to come to high school!!<br /><br />Girl: Oooh, that's the worst!<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />Dude: Nyahahahah~<br /><br />Awwright, who's gonna take this to his shoe locker?<br /><br />If yer interested, step right up.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishhh swfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Biri biri biri rip rip rip)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Yanno....<br /><br />002<br /><br />Kyousuke: I'm havin' trouble understanding how this is supposed to be funny...can you explain it?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa bzz bzz bzz)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Or is it just dumb crap?<br /><br />What I think is...<br /><br />That you're the one filled with dumb crap.<br /><br />Quit doing stupid shit like this.<br /><br />It's sickening.<br /><br />Dude: Why don't we take this outside....<br /><br />Kusanagi-kun.<br /><br />003<br /><br />(Side text- Completely ignoring her school work?! Well..Chiwa is a high school student after all.)<br /><br />(Top text- The misunderstood spy's mist fortunate comedy!!)<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />Chiwa: I wonder what I should make for Luchiru's welcoming party?<br /><br />Space 7: Because I want to fit in. <br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />004<br /><br />???: All right!<br /><br />Boys are you ready for the 100 meter dash?<br /><br />If so get into position!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hey Luchiru? Ain't ya good at gym?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hup Hup Hup!)<br /><br />Luchiru: Um..how and what am I supposed be starting here?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Good luck boys!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Luchiru is such a cutie!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododododo rmmmmmmble)<br /><br />{Luchiru had decided...}<br /><br />Aizawa: You understand right?<br /><br />We're about to run for 100 meters dude!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?!<br />Um well...<br /><br />Ah...<br /><br />{That he would do all he can to fit in with the conduct of this place known as 'school'.}<br /><br />{Running away?}<br /><br />{Absolutely not!}<br /><br />{Calling for help?}<br /><br />{Absolutely not!}<br /><br />005<br /><br />{The correct answer is...}<br /><br />Luchiru: Heh, of course!!<br /><br />Aizawa: Sweet!<br /><br />You get it!<br /><br />{To feign knowledge!}<br /><br />{As he is surrounded by his enemies, the phrase 'I dunno' is a taboo!}<br /><br />Teacher: On your mark!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsu shfft)<br /><br />{As of now, the humans still know nothing of his secret! His identity remains under wraps!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Bashhh dfft)<br /><br />Luchiru: I...I gotta calm down!<br /><br />Like this..?!<br /><br />I gotta stay calm....I'm surrounded by them!<br /><br />Teacher: Get set...<br /><br />{I'm good...}<br /><br />{I can do something like this easy...!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun dokun throb throb)<br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaan bang!)<br /><br />(Sfx-Bikuuuh throoob)<br /><br />Luchiru: I...<br /><br />WAAAAH!!<br /><br />Teacher: What's wrong Luchiru?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Teacher: Everyone's started running already.<br /><br />See?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododo tmptmtpmtp)<br /><br />Luchiru: Damn!!<br /><br />That explosive sound was a trap!!!<br /><br />{It was not.}<br /><br />007<br /><br />{I see!! This game is about setting a time while running along that line...!!}<br /><br />{In Anaguland, it's the same as...}<br /><br />Luchiru: Popporon!!<br /><br />Crap...If I don't do something, I'll come in last place!!<br /><br />I'm sure the humans will start to suspect something if that happens...<br /><br />Human: Isn't he too slow?<br /><br />Suspicious...<br /><br />Really suspicious...<br /><br />Maybe he's a majin?<br /><br />(Kanji on backs- Human.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Whoaaaaa!)<br /><br />{They'll find out I'm not a human for sure!}<br /><br />{But they're too far ahead...!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Pursuing a frontal attack is meaningless!!<br /><br />Ah!!!<br /><br />{This is my only choice!!}<br /><br />Teacher: Huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spn)<br /><br />Girls: Eh?<br /><br />(Hanwritten- What is it?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spn)<br /><br />008<br /><br />{Bokoheru!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Ooooohhhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Biki biki biki crack crack crack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ooooooooh)<br /><br />009<br /><br />(Sfx- Zudooooon thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah shfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah sffft)<br /><br />Boys: Whoa..<br /><br />Whoa..<br /><br />Ahh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pitah sfft)<br /><br />Luchiru: Now...!!<br /><br />{Hey Luchiru...}<br /><br />{As a majin you're a failure.}<br /><br />{Don't get it twisted, you're not the 'same' as us.}<br /><br />010<br /><br />{Quit screwing with me!}<br /><br />{Luchiru, why are you so weak?}<br /><br />{You're such a friggin' coward too.}<br /><br />{There ain't anything you're useful for.}<br /><br />{You think you'll get anywhere using that crappy majinagram?}<br /><br />{More like are you really even a majin?}<br /><br />011<br /><br />{You thinking that we're 'similar' to you is...}<br /><br />{Creepy as all hell.}<br /><br />{We are similar....}<br /><br />012<br /><br />{I'm a majin...}<br /><br />{A majin just like all of you.....!!!}<br /><br />013<br /><br />Teacher: C'mon Luchiru, I don't see anything!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spin)<br /><br />Teacher: Luchi...<br /><br />Ru?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pen fwf)<br />(Handwritten- Huh?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- The hell? What happened to the ground?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Did you feel that weird hurdle like thingy just now?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yeah! You too?)<br /><br />Luchiru: Heheheh...<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah hah)<br /><br />{Hows that?!}<br /><br />{My deception is foolproof!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon)<br /><br />Luchiru: Oh yeah~ it all was decided in an instant!~<br /><br />Awwright!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- No one found me out either!)<br /><br />Noriko: Luchiru-kun's sooo fast!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Amazing...)<br /><br />{Noriko-chan is supposed to be watching and giving a ranking based on the race.}<br /><br />014<br /><br />Luchiru: See that?<br /><br />I can do this!<br /><br />I totally can!!<br /><br />That's the proof that I can pull this mission off easy....!!<br /><br />I'm the same as all of you guys! A majin!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kin kon kan kon ding dong dang dong)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Let's finish things up here!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yessir!)<br /><br />(Under panel- It shouldn't be long until the data from the chips implanted on the humans is copied!)<br /><br />Luchiru: That's right..!!<br /><br />Once the data from the chips has finished being copied, I can collect each one from the family members and head back to anagland!!<br /><br />It's not much longer now! My mission is almost complete!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooh thoooom)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Dude: Hmph! <br /><br />Hmph!<br /><br />Hah!<br /><br />Luchiru: Whaaaaa?!<br /><br />{Kyousuke!?!}<br /><br />Luchiru: What's going on??<br /><br />Is this some sorta game?<br /><br />Er...doesn't look like it.<br /><br />(Sfx- Don thok)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokaaah crassh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohh thomp)<br /><br />Dude: Kusanagi-kuuuuun!!<br /><br />You'd best keep your distance from me!!<br /><br />(Sfx-Doguuh thomp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon thoom)<br /><br />Dude: I doubt you want a bunch of dudes your enemy do you?<br /><br />See? It's impossible ain't it?<br /><br />Especially if you're a dumbass.<br />Nyahahahahah!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Kyousuke: Dude, this would be easier if you didn't laugh like that.<br /><br />The girls in our class find it disturbing, ya dig?<br /><br />(Sxf- Pitaah sfft)<br /><br />Luchiru: Crap...in a situation like this, I can't just turn and walk away...!!<br /><br />Kyousuke is a member of the 'family' I'm observing!!!<br /><br />(Sfx-Dogaaah Thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoooh Thoook)<br /><br />Luchiru: If he dies, I can kiss that chip good bye!! It'll be impossible to get the data back!!<br /><br />W-w-w-w-w-what should I do?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon thump)<br /><br />Dude: Hah<br /><br />Hah<br /><br />hah.<br /><br />Hey Kusanagi...<br /><br />I thought I remember you saying something before...<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah hah)<br /><br />Dude: Normally you were all like 'ain't a point to get involved in others problems' right?<br /><br />017<br /><br />Dude: I heard that you even bum rushed some college students a while back...<br /><br />All for the sake of some stray mutt?<br /><br />I mean, seriously? The dog wasn't special or anything right?!<br /><br />You shoulda just turned in the other direction!<br /><br />No one woulda thought bad of you or anything.<br />Cause they've all done it themselves!<br /><br />See? Isn't life just sooo much easier when you just fit in with everyone else?<br /><br />{So it's like this on the surface too huh...}<br /><br />{If you don't act the same as everyone else you'll never fit in...}<br /><br />Kyousuke: Yeah, I guess I can't do that...<br /><br />Because I don't wanna be the same as everyone else.<br /><br />Dude: What?<br /><br />018<br /><br />Kyousuke: See I'm a...<br /><br />'Anagle mole'.<br /><br />(Side text- Kyousuke is an Anagle mole? But what does that phrase mean? Sudden developments begin next issue!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE NEW YEAR. Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:04:30 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33127 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33108 Yet another new project. :-P I R SO CRAZY LULZ. The same stuff applies. <br /><br /><div class="important">Do not ask me when the next is coming out. Free for scantlation, but make sure you have someone well versed in Japanese look it over. Will be using tank numbering system so look out for that.</div><br /><br />Most importantly, I have the tanks myself (I bought them with my own sweat and blood)....but I have no scanner. Sooooo you prospective scantlators are on your own raws wise. I'm doing this for the lulz so I have no problem posting translations even if it will never get scantlated, but I have no way to provide raws. Keep that in mind, because I will not respond to raw requests. <br /><br />Like Boku to majo no jikan, the art is really amazing considering the artist's age (he was born in 1990!) And although it's pretty much generic shounen, It's a throwback to when a shounen manga was about amazing fights, funny characters and looooong periods with no text. :) I hope others will find it as interesting as I have.<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://gekkansunday.net/rensai/bullet_armors/110819.html">http://gekkansunday.net/rensai/bullet_armors/110819.html</a> Pics and shit are here. It runs in Gessan Shounen Sunday. <br /><br />Bullet Armors <br /><br />Techno one: I'm off.<br /><br />???: What's that noise?<br /><br />A shooting star?<br /><br />002<br /><br />Techno one: I'm off.<br /><br />003<br /><br />004<br /><br />???: What's this?<br /><br />It sure is pretty.<br /><br />Ungh!<br /><br />Wahh!!<br /><br />005<br /><br />Lisa: Hey Ion!<br /><br />Are you picking up trash again?!<br /><br />{Ion's big sis: Lisa Oobusanz}<br /><br />Ion: Ahahah....<br /><br />But it looks so cool!<br /><br />{Boy who loves machines: Ion Oobusanz}<br /><br />Lisa: You're filthy! Go take a bath immediately!<br /><br />Ion: I don't wanna!!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Ion: GYAHHH!!<br /><br />Lisa: Quit moving!<br /><br />All you do is pick up weird garbage....<br /><br />I know you love machines but there's got to be a limit!<br /><br />Lisa: Though,<br /><br />This one is really pretty for a piece of garbage.<br /><br />Ion: I know right?!<br /><br />I found that right outside of the city limits!<br /><br />Lisa: Outside of the city limits...?<br /><br />007<br /><br />Lisa: How many times do I have to tell you NOT to leave the city?!<br /><br />Ion: OW!<br /><br />Lisa: Punishment time!<br /><br />Guy: Heh, looks like Lisa and Ion are at it again.<br /><br />Guy 2: It's what Ion gets for picking up garbage every day!<br /><br />Lisa: Geez...<br /><br />It's nothing to laugh at!<br /><br />Outside of the city...<br /><br />is where the machines that attack humans the 'tremor' lurk!<br /><br />Guy: Those 'tremor' are machines with consciousness.<br /><br />Guy2: Yeah.<br /><br />008<br /><br />Guy: Those machines are riddled in mystery.<br /><br />Although I haven't seen them around lately...<br /><br />Maybe they found some other stomping grounds?<br /><br />Lisa: I sure hope so.<br /><br />Guy3: Hey it doesn't do us any good to sit around discussing something like that.<br /><br />Sure they aren't around right now, but that doesn't mean you should start thinking crazy things like approaching them.<br /><br />You should still take great care in watching out for them, Lisa.<br /><br />Although there's no need to worry...if a tremor does appear I'll protect you.<br /><br />Lisa: Thank you!<br /><br />Guy3: By the way, where's Ion?<br /><br />Lisa: Ah!<br /><br />009<br /><br />Ion: Ow...!<br /><br />She hit me again!<br /><br />Hmph.<br /><br />This is worthless too.<br /><br />The one I found before was so pretty too....<br /><br />What a waste.<br /><br />Someone: Hey! Someone gimme a hand here!<br /><br />The carrier collapsed!<br /><br />Ion: What's going on?<br /><br />???: Oh geez...<br /><br />Looks like it was too heavy...<br /><br />Not even 5 guys would be able to handle this..<br /><br />010<br /><br />Guy: You're a tremor user....a breeder!!<br /><br />???: Only needed one hand to do this huh....<br /><br />Guy2: Hey, that guy...he's a breeder!<br /><br />Guy3: Yeah, they can actually use tremors to do their bidding.<br /><br />We shouldn't get involved with him.<br />Guy: T-thanks, but I'm in a hurry!!<br /><br />See ya!<br /><br />011<br /><br />???: It's coming again...<br /><br />Tonight for sure!<br /><br />Ion: I wanna see you do that again!!<br /><br />???: Well now boyo you're a rare one.<br /><br />012<br /><br />???: It's best for you not to get too close to tremors.<br /><br />They'll attack anyone.<br /><br />Ion: Sweeeet!!<br /><br />???: Ahahahah!!<br /><br />So there still are brats out there that don't know anything about tremors!!<br /><br />Ion: Quit holding back!! Show me more!<br /><br />013<br /><br />???: Hahah, persistent brat ain'tcha?<br /><br />{Ion's house.}<br /><br />???: You really want to know more about this little guy here?<br /><br />They're known as machines with consciousness. In all honesty they tend to stay away from cities like this cause they're not fond of people.<br /><br />Ion: Cool..<br /><br />It's rough!<br /><br />???: Most of the time people only see some of them in town on sale or something...<br /><br />Ion: This is smooth...<br /><br />???: Quit fidgeting around.<br /><br />Ion: I sowwy.<br /><br />I love machines!!<br /><br />I wanna be a breeder someday too!<br /><br />???: You love machines...?<br /><br />Ion: What do I have to do to become a breeder, old man?<br /><br />Rez: I ain't an old man! My name is Rez!<br /><br />If you wanna become a breeder, then look for 'Bikkon'!!<br /><br />{Traveler: Rez Shinstant}<br /><br />Ion: Bikkon?<br /><br />What's that?<br /><br />014<br /><br />Rez: Bikkon is a device that grants machines a consciousness. <br /><br />It has a coil center with a really pretty design in the center.<br /><br />Ion: Giving consciousness to machines? Sweet!<br /><br />(So it's that thing...)<br /><br />Rez: And if your heart becomes close with that tremor...<br /><br />Fighting alongside with it becomes possible!!<br /><br />Ion: FOR REALS?!<br /><br />{Imagined image.}<br /><br />Rez: There are still plenty of mysteries surrounding them, <br /><br />but don't let that get you down!<br /><br />Have you seen anything like what I just mentioned?<br /><br />I see.<br /><br />You get them moving sorta like this!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Like flipping a switch!)<br />(Handwritten- Flipping a switch....)<br /><br />Rez: Then you go and flip it to the left side like this, and any nearby machines start to move...<br /><br />015<br /><br />Rez: …..You don't have a bikkon do you?<br /><br />Ion: Nooooo~<br /><br />Rez: You liar.<br /><br />Your face says it all!<br /><br />Listen brat, a bikkon is really, really dangerous!!<br /><br />It's not the sorta thing a kid should play around with!<br /><br />Ion: I know nothing!!<br /><br />Rez: If you were to hand it to some evil guy it would be bad news! So hand it over!<br /><br />Where is it...?!<br /><br />Ion: I DON'T HAVE IT!<br /><br />Rez: Is this it?!<br /><br />Ion: Those are my sister's panties!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Lisa: I'm back...<br /><br />did you finally get tired of picking up trash, and decided to pick up perverts Ion?!<br /><br />Take this!!<br /><br />Today is the last straw! I'll never forgive you for what happened here today!<br /><br />Rez: Ion...?<br /><br />No way...<br /><br />Is your name....<br /><br />Lisa Oobusanz?<br /><br />Lisa: How'd you know my name?<br />017<br /><br />Rez: Hold on...so wait, you two are...<br /><br />Dennis's kids?!<br /><br />Lisa: You know our father?!<br /><br />Ion: Dad?<br /><br />Rez: Well, I AM familiar with him, yeah...<br /><br />Lisa: Where is he?<br /><br />Do you know where our father is?<br /><br />He left home when Ion was only two years old!<br /><br />Ion: Dad...<br /><br />Rez: Calm down.<br /><br />Yeah Dennis is one of my friends...!<br /><br />Right now, he's...<br /><br />018<br /><br />Rez: It's here...<br /><br />I'll be back tomorrow!<br /><br />Lisa, make sure to watch Ion okay?<br /><br />Under no circumstances should you two leave town!<br /><br />Ion: Sis...<br /><br />When Rez said something is 'coming' what did he mean?<br /><br />019<br /><br />Lisa: I don't know either...<br /><br />At least...I think I don't...<br /><br />020<br /><br /><br />Ion: When Rez said something is 'coming' what did he mean?<br /><br />Rez: Bikkon,<br /><br />is a device that grants machines a consciousness. <br /><br />021<br /><br />Ion: What's that noise?<br /><br />022<br /><br />023<br /><br />024<br /><br />Ion: A—a---shooting star?!<br /><br />Here we go...<br /><br />huff<br /><br />huff<br /><br />huff.<br /><br />025<br /><br />Ion: A hand?<br /><br />A hand fell from the sky!<br /><br />Whoa <br /><br />it's huge!<br /><br />I wonder if more will fall?<br /><br />Or is this it?<br /><br />I can give a machine a consciousness...<br /><br />026<br /><br />Ion: Left...<br /><br />Then push...<br /><br />027<br />Ion: Uwahh!!<br /><br />wha...<br /><br />whazzat!?<br /><br />028<br /><br />Ion: I...<br /><br />It mooooved!<br /><br />Sweet!<br /><br />Hmmmmph..<br /><br />nnnngh...<br /><br />This is...<br /><br />My tremor!!<br /><br />029<br /><br />Ion: OOOOOWWWW!!<br /><br />Ow!<br /><br />Whats with you?!<br /><br />Say something why dontcha?!<br /><br />Hup...<br /><br />030<br /><br />Ion: Man!<br /><br />Your punch is awesomely strong!<br /><br />Awwright..<br /><br />Starting today, you're my partner!!<br /><br />Arm!!<br /><br />031<br /><br />Ion: Heheh!<br />What's that?!<br /><br />032<br /><br />Ion: M-Machines!<br /><br />Lisa: Father...<br /><br />People: It's trouble!!<br /><br />Get away, hurry!<br /><br />The tremors outside of town have gone crazy!<br /><br />Quick, get away from here!<br /><br />They're closing in on the city?!<br /><br />Looks like they're wriggling from that far away sand tower...<br /><br />Lisa: Ion!!<br /><br />033<br /><br />Lisa: Ion!!<br /><br />where are you?<br /><br />Guy: Lisa!<br /><br />Lisa: Have you seen Ion?<br /><br />Guy: Everyone in town is panicking.<br /><br />We don't have time to look for a little kid right now!<br /><br />Lisa: No way...<br /><br />That's...<br /><br />It's Ion's doll!<br /><br />Oh no...he went outside of town...<br /><br />Guy: Lisa!<br /><br />034<br /><br />Guy: Don't be stupid!! You can't go out there!<br />Tremors are all over the place!!<br /><br />Lisa: Ion is...<br /><br />my little brother!!!<br /><br />If I as his older sister don't save him who will?!<br /><br />Guy: It's too dangerous!<br /><br />Stop it!<br /><br />Lisa!!<br /><br />035<br /><br />People: Hey lady! It's dangerous!<br /><br />Lisa: Ion!!<br /><br />Where are you?<br /><br />Ion!!<br /><br />Ion: Sis!!<br /><br />Lisa: Ion!!<br /><br />What are you doin---<br /><br />eh...?<br /><br />036<br /><br />Lisa: Ion...you....<br /><br />what are those things?!<br /><br />Ion: Sis!!<br /><br />Run away! Quickly!!<br /><br />This thingy fell from the sky right? And I got close to the hand and then...<br /><br />Lisa: Calm down! <br /><br />I can't understand a thing you're saying!<br /><br />If we return to the city we should be fine...!!<br />037<br /><br />038<br /><br />039<br /><br />Ion: Rez?<br /><br />040<br /><br />Rez: What the hell are you doing out here, Ion, Lisa?!<br /><br />Ion: What are those machines?!<br /><br />Rez: Tremors!<br /><br />Ion: Those monsters too?!<br /><br />Rez: Here they come...you two get back to the city immediately!<br /><br />Hurry Ion!<br /><br />{There's a tremor on his back?}<br /><br />041<br /><br />042<br /><br />043<br /><br />{Thats....}<br /><br />044<br /><br />{A breeder!!}<br /><br />Rez: There sure are a lot of 'em....let's do this in one go Guristen!!<br /><br />045<br /><br />046<br /><br />Rez: There are so many...!!<br /><br />This'll go on forever!<br /><br />047<br /><br />Lisa: Ah!<br />Rez: Damn.<br /><br />and things aren't looking so hot over there!<br /><br />Lisa: Run away Ion!<br /><br />Ion: Sis!<br /><br />048<br /><br />Lisa: Ion!!<br /><br />Ion: Uwaaaaaaah!!<br /><br />DAH!!<br /><br />049<br /><br />Lisa: Ion...what is that thing...?<br /><br />Ion: Nice work buddy!<br /><br />050<br /><br />Rez: Ion..I knew it..<br /><br />You did have a bikkon didn't you?<br /><br />Ion: Rez...<br /><br />Lisa: Ion...!!<br /><br />051<br /><br />Lisa: What's wrong with you? Hang in there!!<br /><br />Ion!<br /><br />Rez: No need to worry...using that thing tires people out.<br /><br />Ion: Rez!<br /><br />I...<br /><br />I want to fight too!<br /><br />Rez: No can do.<br /><br />It ain't my style to let kids and women get involved, Ion.<br />Besides, you should only have one objective...and that's to protect Lisa!<br /><br />So fly outta here.<br /><br />052<br /><br />Rez: Once you get stronger...<br /><br />Come back ready with that hand of yours.<br /><br />To the world of adults.<br /><br />Your dad; Dennis is waiting there too.<br /><br />Ion: Sis...<br /><br />Grab hold of this hand, and don't let go!<br /><br />053<br /><br />Ion: With the last of my power...<br /><br />Rez: Ion...<br /><br />{I know he would have never thought this would happen..}<br /><br />{That his own son would become a breeder....and use tremors..}<br /><br />Rez: Get real strong, Ion!<br /><br />Ion: Yeah!!<br /><br />054<br /><br />055<br /><br />Guy: That's...<br /><br />Ion&amp;Lisa: Uwaaaaaaah!!<br /><br />Guy: Ion and Lisa?!<br /><br />Ion: INCOMING!!<br /><br />Guy: Wh—what the...<br /><br />056<br /><br />Rez: You're still a brat, so it's too soon..<br />When you become an adult, come on back.<br /><br />To the world wriggling with machines...<br /><br />Welcome to the show gents...<br /><br />Shall we...<br /><br />Get this party started?<br /><br />057<br /><br />Rez: This is...<br /><br />058<br /><br />Rez: The world of adults!!<br /><br />059<br /><br />People: Are you two okay?<br /><br />Ion: Y—yeah, somehow.<br /><br />Thanks to this!<br /><br />People: T—tremor!!<br /><br />Ion: Its fine I said! This one is safe!!<br /><br />People: It ain't okay no way no how!<br /><br />Didn't you see how those things were going crazy outside of town?!<br /><br />Take that monstrous device and break it at once!<br /><br />Lisa: True enough that hand is one of the many machines that lurk outside of town...<br /><br />And it probably would be safer if we got rid of it!<br /><br />But..<br /><br />Even knowing that it was thinks to it that Ion was able to save me!<br /><br />People: Lisa..<br /><br />Lisa: Thank you, Ion! Big hand-san!<br /><br />060<br />Rez: This must be fate too.<br /><br />You know your son is headed here soon right?<br /><br />Dennis.<br /><br />061<br /><br />{10 years later...}<br /><br />Lisa: So I guess..<br /><br />Since you were invited you're going now right?<br /><br />Ion: Yup!<br /><br />Lisa: Ah...<br /><br />Ion: Gonna stop me?<br /><br />Lisa: Even if I did you'd just go anyway right?<br /><br />Ion: Is there anything you want me to tell dad?<br /><br />Lisa: Hmm...<br /><br />Hit him with all you've got!<br /><br />062<br /><br />Lisa: Pop him hard...<br /><br />And say 'That's for leaving home you moron!!'<br /><br />Ion: I got it.<br /><br />Bullet!<br /><br />063<br /><br />Lisa: Bullet?<br /><br />When'd you start calling it that?<br /><br />Ion: 10 years ago!<br /><br />Lisa: I see!<br /><br />Guy: Ready to leave home are ya?<br /><br />Good luck!<br /><br />Send those tremors flying!<br /><br />Guy: Just keep living the best way you can Ion!<br /><br />You'll find your pops for sure!<br /><br />064<br /><br />Ion: Yeah!<br /><br />Well, I'm off!! Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:25:24 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33108 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33076 <br />If Sorachi were to ever take over writing Hajimete no Aku, it would probably be like this.<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Sfx- Gorogoro rummmble)<br /><br />(Side text- Just what kind of omiai is this?)<br /><br />(TN- Omiai is like a marriage arrangement meeting.)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />Lesson 385: In the end, the parents don't like anyone the kid brings home.<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br /><br />Hijikata: Uh....<br /><br />Would it be okay if I asked one question?<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah, what is it?<br /><br />002<br /><br />Hijikata: How did things end up this way?<br /><br />(Sign- Mutal meeting between Shinsengumi and Yorozuya.)<br /><br />Gintoki: Dunno.<br /><br />Hijikata: No, don't feed me that 'Dunno' bullshit!<br /><br />Why the hell are we here at an omiai with you dumbasses?!<br /><br />Gintoki: That would be our line. Why the freak do we have to talk marriage engagement with you guys?<br /><br />Hijikata: Hey Sougo!! What the hell is going on here?!<br /><br />I thought I told you that I have no interest in Yamazaki's love affairs!<br /><br />Okita: Ain't got a clue.<br /><br />I just gathered everyone from work like Yamazaki asked me to.<br /><br />After all, if he gets the girl and a house to himself, its a happy end right?<br /><br />Hijikata: Of course not! What happens if he actually becomes a family member of the guy he's supposed to be staking out?!<br /><br />Kondo: Now, now Toshi...calm down. They can hear you.<br /><br />We can do some real criminal investigation if he does get involved with them. It'll be a piece of cake to get information if he's among their ranks.<br /><br />Don't worry, once I dive into Otae-san's bosom I'll be able to back him up.<br /><br />Hijikata: Your bosom is the problem here!!<br /><br />003<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey, what the hell are you guys whispering about there?<br /><br />I don't see food and booze here yet.<br /><br />Our poster girl has things to do, yet she still made time to come here.<br /><br />Yet it appears you don't have anything for us.<br /><br />(Fan- Sugar.)<br /><br />Gintoki: We can't possibly give our darling daughter to such crude people can we, mother?<br /><br />Kagura: I know! They are so barbaric.<br /><br />Sure they act like public servants, but looking at their faces it becomes very apparent that they may try to lay their hands on our daughter!<br /><br />Hijikata: Not even in a million years do I want to hear that from you!! Forget talking about public servants or whatever, and focus on the miai dammit!!<br /><br />Kagura: Father, look at them and their poorly managed slang. The amount of delinquency they display is overwhelming. <br /><br />(Sfx- Pan pan thump thump)<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey! Does someone here speak 'Chinese mafia'? We need a translator!<br /><br />Hijikata: Who's with the Chinese Mafia?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pan pan thump thump)<br /><br />Gintoki: Heeey! We need a translator!! Call Heidi from the Shimura zoo!<br /><br />Hijikata: Who the hell are you calling Rottenmeyer-san ya asshole?!<br /><br />Sure, we are pretty sharp guys....<br /><br />Gintoki: No one said anything like that! I wasn't talking about that Heidi anyway!!<br /><br />(TN- I recall that a lesson title had that name in it. These seem to be all related to a movie called Heidi made in about 1937. There was an anime version in 1974, and most of these names seem to come from that.) <br /><br />{I knew it....}<br /><br />{Getting here after them would only lead to this...}<br /><br />004<br /><br />{Without a doubt, letting them handle the engagement is just asking for a bad end.}<br /><br />{Even if it means I'll end up being Commanding officer Okita's slave, I won't let this chance slip through my fingers.}<br /><br />{I can't rely on anyone else.}<br /><br />{The only person I can believe in is myself.}<br /><br />{No matter what happens...}<br /><br />{I will never turn my back on Tama-san.}<br /><br />(Sfx- kaaan tapp)<br /><br />Tama: I am Tama.<br /><br />Thank you for your kindness today.<br /><br />005<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuuuh thooom)<br /><br />Yamazaki: I'm Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yamazaki Sagaru!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pusu pusu crackle crackle)<br /><br />Yamazaki: T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Thank you for your consideration!<br /><br />Kondo: She's a real looker huh?<br /><br />Yamazaki, you've got a good eye for the ladies dontcha?<br /><br />Yamazaki: Chief, I totally can't see anything out of my right eye though...<br /><br />Gintoki: Our pride and joy has set out the little plates...<br /><br />So where's your end of the bargain Yamazaki-san?<br /><br />Kagura: Excuse me sir, but has the food been prepared yet?<br /><br />Yamazaki: Um...I’d like you to remember that I don't work here.<br /><br />Kagura: Ah, sorry so the food has not yet arrived has it?<br /><br />Father, that plain guy has blood running down his face.<br /><br />Yamazaki: Um...this isn't from cooking though.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Yamazaki-san, I understand you're the straight man from the shinsengumi, no?<br /><br />You need to yell out your objections. Or is it that you don't want to be the straight man?<br /><br />(Handwritten- If you aren't going to do it, you can't expect us to.)<br /><br />Yamazaki: Wait are you GRADING me Shinpachi-kun?!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Shinpachi: Is that it?<br /><br />Disappointing. If it were me I would have said 'I don't want someone like you to lecture me about not being a good straight man'. Something like that would have at least been passable. <br /><br />Kagura: He can't help it. As a government employee he's used to doing things by the book.<br /><br />{What's with these people? It's like they're just looking for reasons to pick at me!! Their intent to cock block is in rare form today!!}<br /><br />{This isn't the time to lose my cool! If I don't straighten up then....}<br /><br />{Dammit, the blood is making it hard to see!}<br /><br />Tama: Um...<br /><br />If you're okay with this I'll lend it to you.<br /><br />(Cover- Ooedo pocket tissue.)<br /><br />{Ta-Tama-san!}<br /><br />Tama: Are you okay?<br /><br />If it doesn't stop bleeding perhaps we should call an ambulance?<br /><br />{You really are an amazing person Tama-san!!}<br /><br />{Unlike all the other girls in Gintama, you're actually really gentle...I can't believe you'd be here for me...}<br /><br />Hijikata: What? Just a normal tissue? Your girl can't even give him a handkerchief to stop his wound from bleeding? <br />That's sorta strange. You'd think a housekeeping machine would have one handkerchief at least...<br /><br />(Handwritten- 45 points.)<br /><br />{YOU'RE GRADING THIS TOO?!}<br /><br />007<br /><br />Hijikata: In our line of work, being injured is an everyday occurrence. So in that regard, prompt support is necessary. <br /><br />If she can't even stop the bleeding, and we have to call an ambulance then what use is she?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogashaaan krackooom)<br /><br />{Why are we having such a pointless competition?! Quit picking fights with them out of jealousy Vice captain!!} <br /><br />Gintoki: Excuse me waiter? This guy here with the V shaped bangs in his hair seems to be injured...<br /><br />Yamazaki: I JUST SAID I DON'T WORK HERE! MORE LIKE I'M THE INJURED GUY HERE!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: I think it was Hijikata-san that had the better straight man come back just now.<br /><br />(Handwritten- I can spare 3 points.)<br /><br />Yamazaki: YOU'RE TOO STRICT!!<br /><br />Okita: Hijikata-san, you're going to be doing twice the straight man retorts now so pick up the pace 'kay?<br /><br />(Book: Hijikata: Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Death, Dea--)<br /><br />Hijikata: WHO ARE YOU GRADING?!<br /><br />Gintoki: Huh? Do you have a problem with our daughter?<br /><br />Hijikata: And you...is there a problem with our guy?<br /><br />{Waaaait! What's going on here? It's super tense....what kind of atmosphere is this for a miai?!}<br /><br />008<br /><br />Gintoki: The problem here is that you intend for us to hand over our poster girl to that guy of yours.<br /><br />So it goes without saying we're going to ensure that he's good enough for her.<br /><br />Hijikata: Ensuring he's good enough for her? Well, I can understand how you feel...<br /><br />But considering the kind of work we do, we have to ensure that whomever he marries understand what she's marrying into....<br /><br />Gintoki: Wait a sec, pal. I think you're getting mixed up.<br /><br />This miai isn't for your guy, it's for our daughter....<br /><br />Hijikata: The whole point of a miai is for both sides to come to an equivalent agreement. Say what you want, but those are the facts.<br /><br />Kagura: Equivalent? What? You Russian mafia operatives actually know what that means?<br /><br />Hijikata: Uh, we aren't the Russian Mafia.<br /><br />{Heeey!! Stop that!!}<br /><br />Kondo: Okay everyone! Lets just calm down!<br /><br />Lady: Sorry to keep you waiting.<br /><br />Kondo: See? The food is here!<br /><br />{It's my chance!}<br /><br />{I can finally change the subject!}<br /><br />Yamazaki: Oh yeah! I remember seeing you buy food earlier...so I've been wondering...<br /><br />Can you cook?<br /><br />009<br /><br />Tama: I'm a robotic housekeeping maid, so my duties are usually limited to cleaning....<br /><br />Yamazaki: Is that so? Either way it's rare to find a girl like her nowadays.<br /><br />Kondo: I know, right?<br /><br />{Awesome, we've changed the flow!!}<br /><br />Hijikata: Well she's a machine, so she should be able to do that much at last.<br /><br />So I guess there wont be any meat served. A real shame.<br /><br />{Ngh, He's protesting again!!}<br /><br />Tama: What do the members of the Shinsengumi normally eat?<br /><br />Yamazaki: We have a mess hall, but the stuff served there has no taste most of the time. It feels like all I ever eat is ramen.<br /><br />Gintoki: Hah, He's totally going to switch into a conversation that starts with 'Aw I wanna try Tama-san's cooking' or something like that.<br /><br />Wait for it....wait for it....<br /><br />Kagura: No way he'll do something that lame..<br /><br />{Quit saying things that are hard to counter!!}<br /><br />Shinpachi: Since that's the extent of what you can say, you're not going to try to counter them huh...<br /><br />{Are you reading my mind over there?!}<br /><br />Kondo: Damn. They read right into you. Now you can't say something as lame as 'I wanna try your cooking'. <br /><br />Okita: Since there's no other way around it, might as well go for the gutso and say 'Tama-san, I'd really like to eat you.' <br /><br />{That's going too far! Your advice sucks ass you guys!!}<br /><br />010<br /><br />{The conversation has been sealed off....dammit I was hoping I could use this...}<br /><br />Tama: I feel that it is important to deviate the nutrients you injest..<br /><br />If you'd like you can come to our shop.<br /><br />I'll make you dinner.<br /><br />Yamazaki: S—Seriously?!<br /><br />{She noticed and spoke up!!}<br /><br />Tama: I'll try to think of something to maximize your nutritional content. Certainly that'll give you more energy as well.<br /><br />{Ahhh Tama-san!! You're like a beacon of light in the center of this abyss of darkness and evil!}<br /><br />Kondo: Isn't that awesome Yamazaki!!<br /><br />Yamazaki: It sure is!!<br /><br />My stomach and heart ache for her cooking!!<br /><br />Gintoki: Then let's take this home to eat it.<br />Yamazaki: That was a metaphor!!<br /><br />(Sfx- zara zara slissh slissh)<br /><br />Gintoki: Tama hows that? You can go home and cook something for those dudes until they're stuffed.<br /><br />Yamazaki: You mean she's going to make something now?<br /><br />Tama: Well...I did prepare some food in advance.<br /><br />Yamazaki: P-please may I have some?!<br /><br />{This is like a dream...!!}<br /><br />{To think that I'd be able to eat some of Tama-san's hand made cooking..I wonder what she'll make...}<br /><br />011<br /><br />Tama: Ouraaaaaaghhhh!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Tba taba bloop bloorsh)<br /><br />Gintoki: Don't be alarmed. Our Tama prepares the food in her innards.<br /><br />She has inner mechanisms that cook food.<br /><br />(Sfx- Uboorooooooh horaaaaaaagh)<br /><br />Gintoki: I know what you guys are thinking and don't worry it's not that bad. Kick back and relax.<br /><br />Yamazaki: I---I guess?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zeh hyu zeh)<br /><br />Tama: I—It's complete.<br /><br />(Sfx- Juuuhh zzzzzzzt)<br /><br />Tama: Please...<br /><br />Enjoy yourself.<br /><br />012<br /><br />Yamazaki: Y—yeah...I will enjoy it...I hope.<br /><br />Kagura: Hmm? Isn't this better than what you normally eat Yamazaki-san? So go right ahead and dig in with all your might.<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey now mom, no need to push them into it. <br /><br />Tama: Here you go.<br /><br />Please don't hold back, eat to your hearts content.<br /><br />{Uh...}<br /><br />Yamazaki: Y—yeah.<br /><br />{What?}<br /><br />{T-Tama-san....is this...}<br /><br />{Edible?}<br /><br />{Ah....}<br /><br />{It might be.}<br /><br />{No really...}<br /><br />{Is it?}<br /><br />013<br /><br />{How can it be edible with a mosaic over it?}<br /><br />{But Tama-san made this for me....I had no idea it would be this though..}<br /><br />Tama: What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?<br /><br />Yamazaki: No! I'm starving but I want to take it in with my eyes first!<br /><br />{At this rate I'm going to hurt Tama-san's feelings!!}<br /><br />{I gotta calm down!! I mean just think of what it was before the mosaic!! It wasn't anything weird before right?}<br /><br />{It'll be fine! Tama-san wouldn't make anything that would hurt me! But...}<br /><br />{I'm so freaked out I can't move...!!}<br /><br />{Won't anyone try to help me?!}<br /><br />Hijikata: Hey.<br /><br />Hold on a damn minute. Don't screw with us.<br /><br />{Vice Captain!! I knew I could depend on you at a time like this! Please say something to them!}<br /><br />Hijikata: You can't eat anything without putting mayo on it first. <br /><br />(Sfx- Puschi puschi puchuu bloop blorsh bloop)<br /><br />{THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM!!}<br /><br />Hijikata: Damn. I unintentionally used mayo on that stuff.<br /><br />Well whatever it makes everything taste better.<br /><br />{Why is it only now you've got something decent to say?!}<br /><br />014<br /><br />{Hey! That's right!}<br /><br />Yamazaki: I can't eat all of this by myself! Why don't you guys dig in too?<br /><br />Kondo&amp;Okita: We're cool, we'll make our own food later.<br /><br />{You guys look like you're going to be sick!!}<br /><br />Tama: I knew it, there is something you don't like about it Yamazaki-san...<br /><br />Yamazaki: Noo! That's not it!<br /><br />It's just too good for the likes of me! Ooh! I know can I take it home? That way I can eat as much as I like whenever I like!<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah, that works Yamazaki-kun. Go for it.<br /><br />Would you mind taking our share too?<br /><br />(Sfx- Giku poit)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ogoooroooh hooooork)<br /><br />Yamazaki: In the end you guys are sick too! Do I look like a garbage bin to you?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Yamazaki-san, your straight man retorts have all been too roundabout...I suppose I'll have to take oovvrrrrrrrghhhhh<br /><br />(Sfx- Bicha bicha bloorp bloorp)<br /><br />Yamazaki: Heeeeeey!! You're all tossing your cookies! It's because vomit begets vomit doesn't it?!<br /><br />{Oops.}<br />Tama: I'm going to get some fresh air.<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishaah clamp)<br /><br />Gintoki: Weeelp, lets leave everything to the young couple. Us nuisances will go on home.<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaan thonk)<br /><br />Yamazaki: WHAT KIND OF TIMING IS THIS?! YOU'VE BEEN NUISANCES THE WHOLE TIME!!<br /><br />Tama-saaan!<br /><br />Where are you?<br /><br />Tama-saaan!!<br /><br />{This is the worst...I said I wouldn't turn my back on her and look how things turned out...}<br /><br />{No...that's not right.}<br /><br />{I know I said I wouldn't turn back but...}<br /><br />{After seeing what happened, maybe this miai was for the best....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Doshaaah craaaash)<br /><br />016<br /><br />{Back then your words gave me the strength to go on...}<br /><br />{I just wanted to convey my thanks to you....}<br /><br />{Yet I couldn't even say a simple 'thank you'.}<br /><br />{Worse than that, I went and hurt your feelings.}<br /><br />{I'm the worst sort of jerk....}<br /><br />Tama: What are you doing on the ground there, Yamazaki-san. <br /><br />You'll catch a cold....<br /><br />017<br /><br />Yamazaki: T-T-T-T-T-TAMA-SAN!!<br /><br />Tama: I'm sorry...I got up and left from the miai before it was over...<br /><br />Yamazaki: Eh?<br /><br />Tama: I had forgotten something momentous and after some thought I realized it.<br /><br />I know what food it is I should prepare for you.<br /><br />Just wait a moment.<br /><br />(Sfx- uueeeeeeeeeegh)<br /><br />Yamazaki: Eh? Wait a moment Tama-san!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zeh hyu hyu)<br /><br />Tama: I'm not sure If I’ve done it correctly but...here.<br /><br />This anpan...<br /><br />Is for you Yamazaki-san.<br /><br />These seem to suit you the best, Yamazaki-san.<br /><br />As a person who unbeknownst to others protects society.<br /><br />A person who works behind the scenes, untouchable...<br /><br />No matter whether you're seen or unseen please try not to forget that you are not someone who is out of sight and out of mind.<br /><br />018<br /><br />Tama: Yamazaki-san? Did I misunderstand something again....?<br /><br />Yamazaki: No...<br /><br />Thank you Tama-san.<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)<br /><br />Yamazaki: I feel much better.<br /><br />Tama: I'm so happy.<br /><br />Then shall we return to everyone?<br /><br />Yamazaki: No, that's fine.<br /><br /><br />There's no need for us to continue that.<br /><br />Tama: But what about Gintoki-sama and the Shinsengumi....<br /><br />Yamazaki: No need to worry...as for those guys at the Shinsengumi...<br /><br />I, Inspector Yamazaki Sagaru...<br /><br />Will continue the stake out.<br /><br />019<br /><br />Tama: Please do...<br /><br />Your best at work.<br /><br />Yamazaki: You betcha.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pakuhh chomp)<br /><br />Yamazaki: Oboorohhhahh!!!<br /><br />Um...er...that was my return gift...<br /><br />it's fried...?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooh THONK)<br /><br />(Sfx- AUUGUHHH!!!)<br /><br />(Side text- What should we expect from the two after this?!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 385...........END. Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:25:42 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33076 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33060 All finished. See you guys in Feburary with more Majo madness. :) As I said before and will keep saying, I only do one of these a month, with a possibility for more if my schedule permits. <br /><br />Is it just me or did Mari-chan's boobs kinda grow this issue? *ninjas away* <br /><br /><div class="important">No asking when the next one will be out, ask me for permission before using, no non-English scantlations before an English one is done, and I give preference to those who will check the script for accuracy before scantlating.</div><br /><br />5th Hour: SWiTCH<br /><br />(Side text- Lets go with a girl power boost!)<br /><br />(Bottom text- For both volume one of the manga and a boost of popularity, here's a center color!!)<br /><br />(Side text- Everything up until last month has been collected in the first volume!)<br /><br />(Side text- The anticipated 1st volume of the manga is out in stores!!)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN<br />ARAKAWA SHIN<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Side text- What lurks in this place with no signs of life....?!)<br /><br />Guy: Marooon~<br /><br />Girl: Maron, come on out....<br /><br />Guy: Hey um, we've been looking for maron for like the last five days. Let's pack it in already.<br /><br />(Handwritten- I don't even like chiwawas.)<br /><br />Girl: Don't be silly! We're going to find him for sure!<br /><br />Maron(?): Woof woof<br /><br />Guy: I hear something crying out over here.<br /><br />Girl: Maron?!<br /><br />003<br /><br />Maron: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF.<br /><br />Girl&amp;Guy: Ma....<br /><br />MAROOOOOOON?!<br /><br />004<br /><br />Enji: Whew.<br /><br />Girl: Ee...<br /><br />Guy: Eee.....<br /><br />(Sfx- Usoooh oooze)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Girl: What?!<br /><br />What?!<br /><br />Whaaaat?!<br /><br />Something came out of it's mouth....what is...<br /><br />???: Compress!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Giii ree)<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Giii)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gii)<br /><br />Mari: Okay~<br /><br />Capture complete!<br /><br />Hakuu: Nice work you two...<br /><br />And Mari, that was a splendid performance.<br /><br />Mari: Teehee~<br /><br />007<br /><br />Hakuu: We've caught five parasitic bugs this month....all after incidents like these.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gi gi gi)<br /><br />Hakuu: All of which had witnesses...<br /><br />I'm sure they're all connected to one culprit.<br /><br />Couple: What?!<br /><br />What's going on?<br /><br />Dude: Dammit.<br /><br />I'd wish this perp would think of how much of a pain in the ass it is to deal with normies who end up seeing this kind of thing.<br /><br />(Handwritten- I'm so sick of dealing with this.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pipi beepbeep)<br /><br />Hakuu: Why not hit them till their memory is gone?<br /><br />Dude: Oh I dunno, cause it causes DEATH?!<br /><br />Enji: Hey Hakuu....<br /><br />Hakuu: Hm?<br /><br />Enji: Sorry for the bad timing but, do you think I could get tomorrow off?<br /><br />Hakuu: Hm? Whoa, where's this coming from?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Hakuu: Though, I guess I don't particularly mind.<br /><br />Got something to do?<br /><br />Enji: Eh, something like that.<br /><br />It's something of the utmost importance.<br /><br />{Benihi City Jumbo shopping mall Turn Arilo.}<br /><br />(Sign- The manager ordered a few too many of these little guys! Won't you buy one?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- 5500 huh?)<br /><br />009<br /><br />(Handwritten- Nah, no way.)<br /><br />Enji: Wah! Sorry about that!<br /><br />???: Huh?<br /><br />Mari: Fungrui-fun! (Tsudzuri-kun!)<br /><br />Susutake: Whoa, <br /><br />It really is him. Didn't you notice us?<br /><br />Why are you making that 'Hoshit they found me' face?<br />010<br /><br />Enji: Why the hell are you here?! Go home Susutake! I can feel my luck oozing out of me with you around!<br /><br />Susutake: I ain't going anywhere, and nothing's oozing out!<br /><br />Enji: More like, when did you and Mizuta get all buddy buddy?<br /><br />Susutake: Heheh...<br /><br />What's up? U mad bro? Well the truth is we're...<br /><br />Mari: He promised to treat me to lunch if I went with him. <br /><br />Susutake: OH COME ON!<br /><br />WE ALSO AGREED THAT YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM THE TRUTH, MIZUTA-CHAN!!<br /><br />Enji: Bait and switch?<br /><br />Naitou: Mizuta-san, here! Eat these next!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Chocolate bananas!)<br /><br />Enji: And of course this guy is up to absolutely no good.<br /><br />Susutake: So whats the deal, Tsudzuri....why are you here alone?<br /><br />???: Ah!!<br /><br />Susutake: Geh...<br /><br />011<br /><br />???: Fuzzykins!!<br /><br />Susutake: GURAHHH!!<br /><br />???: Fuzzykins! <br /><br />Fuzzykins!!<br /><br />Susutake: Stop it! That hurts!! I'm raising my thumb in surrender so quit hitting me, little sis!!<br /><br />Enji: Shion, that's enough. <br /><br />(Handwritten- That does look painful.)<br /><br />Susutake: UGH.<br /><br />Shion: I stopped.<br /><br />Enji: With a finishing move no less?<br /><br />{Tsudzuri Shion// Battle style.// 9 years.}<br /><br />012<br /><br />Mari: Ooh! You have a little sister?<br /><br />Naitou: This is the first time I've met her....are you blood related?<br /><br />Enji: OF COURSE! What the hell kind of question is that?<br /><br />Mari: Nice to meet you! I'm your brother's friend, Mizuta.<br /><br />Your name is Shion-chan, right?<br /><br />Shion: Master!<br /><br />Mari: Eh?!<br /><br />Eeeh?!<br /><br />Enji: She's taken a liking to you it seems.<br /><br />013<br /><br />Mari: A birthday?!<br /><br />Susutake: Oh, you're just buying a present for your little sister?<br /><br />Naitou: How unexpected, coming from a guy like you Tsudzuri-kun.<br /><br />Enji: Don't call it unexpected, dammit.<br /><br />Shion: But my dumb big brother won't buy me the one I like!<br /><br />Would you buy it for me, Fuzzykins?<br /><br />Susutake: Dude, that's harsh Tsudzuri.<br /><br />Enji: Well..<br /><br />Mari: Which one do you want then, Shion-chan.<br /><br />Shion: Mm!<br />014<br /><br />{1/1 Scale Puredelko (Figure) 35 hundred thousand yen.}<br /><br />{There are several reasons why someone shouldn't buy that!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- 35 hundred thousand..)<br /><br />Enji: I told her I'd buy anything else she wanted....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ain't no way we can take that thing home.)<br /><br />Enji: But she's taking her sweet time finding something else.<br /><br />Mari: Then should I go with her to search?<br /><br />(Handwritten- We're both girls after all.)<br /><br />Enji: You sure, Mizuta?<br /><br />Mari: No problem!<br /><br />How about it, Shiron-chan?<br /><br />Shion: 'Kay, master!<br /><br />Mari: You're stuck on that nick name for me, huh?<br /><br />015<br /><br />Enji: Okay. I'll leave it to you Mizuta....<br /><br />{Whoa, for some reason....}<br /><br />{It felt like someone was staring at me....}<br /><br />{Is this what it's like to be popular?}<br /><br />(Handwritten- What if it was a girl?)<br /><br />Susutake: Hey Tsudzuri, we're leaving ya.<br /><br />016<br /><br />Shion: Can I really get something so expensive?<br /><br />{Road Bear series. (British- Serial number included) 13,500 yen.}<br /><br />017<br />Enji: Take care of it, okay?<br /><br />{Breakdown of funds.}<br /><br />(Left to right- 10000 yen, 1000 yen, 1500 yen, 1000 yen.)<br /><br />Susutake: Guys, let's go over this again...I feel like I’m being stiffed.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yay! Since you're expensive,)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Your name will be Slimhel~)<br /><br />Mari: She's happy, that's good news!<br /><br />Enji: Sorry about that, I didn't bring enough money with me and ended up involving you guys...<br /><br />Mari: It's no problem. It's kind of like when my mom bought me a stuffed toy.<br /><br />I'm just happy that I was able to share that happiness with someone else.<br /><br />Enji: I get it....<br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br />018<br /><br />Susutake: Hey Tsudzuri, we're gonna go look at CD's....wanna come with?<br /><br />Enji: Yeah, I'm coming.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Do you want to go look at CD's?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Do they have DVD's master?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- I think so?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kasa rustle)<br /><br />Guy: Hey Hashidzume!<br /><br />I'm missing another sales voucher!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Ah..<br /><br />Eh...s---sorry.....<br /><br />019<br /><br />Guy: Geez...you're completely useless!<br />I've had enough of it today!<br /><br />Next time you screw up, you're out the door!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Y—yeah..<br /><br />Geez, I'm about to get canned again....<br /><br />Why does this always happen to me?<br /><br />Hm?<br /><br />What's this?<br /><br />It moved...?<br /><br />020<br /><br />Hashidzume: Nngh...<br /><br />Guah...?!<br /><br />Susutake: Give this one a listen, Tsudzuri.<br /><br />It's really awesome.<br /><br />Enji: This?<br /><br />Is it really the best to buy?<br /><br />(Handwritten- I don't have any money though.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Do you have a gift card on you?)<br /><br />021<br /><br />Susutake: Huh?<br /><br />Isn't that Takahama? <br /><br />(Handwritten- From E class.)<br /><br />Susutake: Heeeey Takahama!!<br /><br />He ignored me!!<br /><br />Enji: Maybe he hates your guts?<br /><br />Susutake: Of course not...<br />Naitou: Tsudzuri-kun! I found something awesome!<br /><br />Enji: Naitou-kun! What's up? What did you find?<br /><br />022<br /><br />(Top text- Banquet at the poolside series 5.)<br /><br />(Side text- Yao Utae// Bathed in lather.)<br /><br />(Bottom text- The popular queen of adult entertainment Yao Utae gets down and dirty for you fans!)<br /><br />Enji: Well, can't say I didn't expect this. You live up to standards pal.<br /><br />And it's in the upper percentile of porn at that.<br /><br />(Handwritten- lather...)<br /><br />Naitou: I'm sure everyone will get riled up over a performance like this!<br /><br />Susutake: Hey Naito-kun, why would you run over to the over 18 corner in your school uniform? Are you a retard?<br /><br />Naitou: We could take this over to Susutake-kun's house and have a viewing party...<br /><br />(Sfx- Bibiiiiih)<br /><br />Clerk: W--<br /><br />Wait there, sir!!<br /><br />Someone stop him!!<br /><br />Susutake: Wh---<br /><br />What the...<br /><br />023<br /><br />???: Someone catch that shop lifter!!<br /><br />Susutake: Takahama!?<br /><br />Mari: This is the first time I've witnessed a shoplifting...<br /><br />Guy: W—wait a minute sir...<br /><br />Susutake: Huh?<br /><br />Guy: You're wearing the same uniform as the shoplifter....<br /><br />Are you guys in cahoots with him?<br /><br />Susutake: Well uh...<br /><br />Guy: How about you please tell me more about the details of this insitent?<br /><br />Susutake: Um...<br /><br />Guy: Right this way.<br /><br />Susutake: Um...well....<br /><br />024<br /><br />Hashidzume: Manager....<br /><br />If you're going to go that far, why not let me do it?<br /><br />You could even say it's an even exchange for the trouble I caused you earlier.<br /><br />(Sfx- Geri geri skitter skitter)<br /><br />Dude: Huuuh?<br /><br />You'd better get off your high horse....<br /><br />Hashidzume: May I assist....please?<br /><br />Dude: ...O—okay.<br /><br />If you want to that badly, go right ahead.<br /><br />I dunno why, but it feels like the atmosphere around him has changed....did I say too much to him?<br /><br />025<br /><br />Hashidzume: Let me just check your bags to ensure that you all didn't shoplift anything.<br /><br />Okay?<br /><br />Enji: No problem.<br /><br />This employee gives me some bad vibes.<br /><br />Susutake: I hear.<br /><br />Hashidzume: Missy?<br />I would assume that this is your bag, right?<br /><br />Shion: Yes it is.<br /><br />026<br /><br />Hashidzume: It seems...<br /><br />One of our CD's happens to be in here...<br /><br />Would your accomplice have slipped it in there on his way out?<br /><br />Shion: Eh?<br /><br />Enji: Um, mister employee?<br /><br />My little sister isn't a thief.<br /><br />Moreover, even if we were to entertain a stupid idea such as that...<br /><br />What kind of elementary school student would want a enka CD?!<br /><br />(CD- A lady's first love at 50.// At long last I have found true love.// Ootani Ayame)<br /><br />{Did not chart on oricon.}<br /><br />Enji: Use your brains to think, dammit!!<br /><br />027<br /><br />Hashidzume: Why would I know how a shoplifter thinks? <br /><br />Shion: I...<br /><br />I wouldn't shoplift anything!<br /><br />Mari: That's right! Shion-chan was with me in the DVD corner the whole time!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Even though you protest...<br /><br />I've got all the proof I need here.<br /><br />Enji: You know, if you keep this up Imma get pissed, right?<br /><br />Susutake: Hold on Tsudzuri....simmer.<br /><br />Mari: That's right! You can't run wild here...<br /><br />Moreover, don't you remember what Serizawa-san said?<br />Serizawa(Finally has a name, lol.): It's cool if you want a day off...<br /><br />But if you do anything to attract any sort of attention to yourself, I'll kill you dead.<br /><br />028<br /><br />Enji: I get it, okay?<br /><br />I can't do anything in front of everyone.<br /><br />(Sfx- Goho goho cough cough)<br /><br />Hashidzume: Man i'm parched...<br /><br />Hey you there, go get me some Dr. Pepper to drink woulda?<br /><br />Naitou: Me?<br /><br />Hashidzume: If you go out this door and three flours down there's a vending machine on the right.<br /><br />It's about 1.6 kilos round trip.<br /><br />If you run out and buy it like a good little boy, I'll consider letting you guys go.<br /><br />Naitou: Really?<br /><br />Hashidzume: Of course there's a time limit attached to our little deal.<br /><br />I wanna have some fun too of course....<br /><br />So how does 5 minutes sound?<br /><br />029<br /><br />Mari: F--<br /><br />Five minutes for 1.6 kilos?<br /><br />There's no way he has the physical strength to pull that off!!<br /><br />Naitou: I just have to be back in five minutes right?<br /><br />Hashidzume: Yeah...<br /><br />You game?<br /><br />Ready....<br /><br />Start!<br />Mari: Well, I have to hand it to Naitou-kun, he's got self confidence.<br /><br />Enji: Well about him....<br /><br />He may not look it, but his stamina is ridiculous.<br /><br />I think he's known as the guy holding the fastest sprint record in kanto, right?<br /><br />Susutake: Yeah, he's good to make that distance in five.<br /><br />As long as...<br /><br />'Something' doesn't stop him mid run.<br /><br />030<br /><br />(Sign- Adult convenience)<br /><br />Naitou: There's a store like this...<br /><br />At a place like this?!<br /><br />But I don't have time for it now...!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Afterwords though....)<br /><br />Naitou: I can't stop here...<br /><br />Right now!!<br /><br />???: Welcome!<br /><br />031<br /><br />{5 minutes later.}<br /><br />Susutake: He ain't coming back!<br /><br />He's totally ditched us here!!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Welp, time's up.<br /><br />Too bad, so sad.<br /><br />Susutake: What's that idiot doing?! I can't believe I had full faith in him!!<br /><br />{Currently browsing.}<br /><br />Hashidzume: Hm?<br />Isn't this one of those hella expensive stuffed toys?<br /><br />Did you shop lift this little guy too then?<br /><br />032<br /><br />Shion: W--<br /><br />We bought that fair and square!<br /><br />Don't touch my teddy, stupid glasses!!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Stupid?<br /><br />Oh so you bought this then?<br /><br />You should really write your name on your things. Here, I'll gladly help.<br /><br />Enji: Hey!<br /><br />Knock it off!!<br /><br />033<br /><br />Hashidzume: Huh?<br /><br />Where'd my marker go?<br /><br />Enji: H—hey Mizuta....<br /><br />Mari: Don't worry, he didn't see me.<br /><br />And he can't use that again either.<br /><br />034<br /><br />(Handwritten- What the heck...? Where did it go?)<br /><br />Hashidzume: Well, just the name works.<br /><br />Mari: Sir, I think you've gone far enough!<br /><br />I want to speak to the manager! Talking to you is getting us nowhere!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Go ahead and get him then. <br /><br />But I think on the issue of shoplifting that he and I are very much in agreement.<br /><br />Anyone who shoplifts shouldn't be forgiven. He's strict on that point.<br />Hashidzume: Hmm, more importantly I think there's a way for us to settle things here...<br /><br />I've got a proposition that I think we can all agree on.<br /><br />Enji: Proposition?<br /><br />Hashidzume: You there, the high school girl...<br /><br />Right here, right now....take your shirt off.<br /><br />035<br /><br />Guys: Whaaat?<br /><br />Enji: Buddy, what you just said...you know what it means right?<br /><br />Hashidzume: Oh c'mon. Hey! To sweeten the deal, if she does it I won't even tell the manager what you guys did! It'll be like nothing ever happened.<br /><br />It would be such a shame if the little lady got taken in for shoplifting at such a tender age....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Your uniform has got me all interested...)<br /><br />Hashidzume: It'd be better for this not to get out, right?<br /><br />Mari: I understand....<br /><br />Fine then.<br /><br />036<br /><br />Enji: Mizuta!!<br /><br />Mari: I'm not bothered at all by this much.<br /><br />Let's just get this over with and then go eat some ice cream together, 'kay?<br /><br />Shion: Master....<br /><br />037<br /><br />Enji: Susutake, I can't just sit and take this, dude.<br /><br />Susutake: Yeah...I hear you.<br /><br />I won't lie and say I'm not interested in seeing Mizuta-chan's goods,<br /><br />But...<br /><br />Enji: Susutake...?<br /><br />Susutake: But....<br /><br />I didn't want it to be like this...<br /><br />038<br /><br />Susutake: Especially with a thoughtless bastard like this creep!!<br /><br />Enji: Susutake!<br /><br />You idiot!<br /><br />Shion: Fuzzykins!!<br /><br />039<br /><br />{Revenge killed.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- You're weak, that's why I said stop...)<br /><br />Hashidzume: 'The hell is wrong with you? It was getting to the good part...<br /><br />Quit getting in my way!!<br /><br />Susutake: Gugh...<br /><br />Mari: Susutake-kun!<br /><br />Stop it!!<br /><br />Hashidzume: Why? He's the one who started this, isn't he?<br /><br />040<br /><br />Hashidzume: Ow!<br /><br />Shion: Don't bully my master and fuzzykins anymore!<br /><br />Stupid glasses!!<br /><br />Hashidzume: How about I bully you in their place then, missy?!<br /><br />More like...<br /><br />Quit calling me stupid!!<br /><br />041<br />(TN- No text, just ownage.)<br /><br />042<br /><br />Mari: Wha...<br /><br />Why would you do something like that! We weren't supposed to raise a hand to him, remember?!<br /><br />Enji: I totally remembered.<br /><br />That's why I kicked him instead.<br /><br />Mari: That's just splitting hairs!!<br /><br />Enji: But I think I sorta went over board...<br /><br />So what now?<br /><br />Mari: You mean you don't know?!<br /><br />043<br /><br />Serizawa: If the culprit is just trying to introduce themselves, they're going over board.<br /><br />There have been five incidents involving parasitic bugs in Benihi city alone this month.<br /><br />What the hell is this person trying to accomplish? What's their goal?<br /><br />Hakuu: I get the idea that this is no more than a challenge.<br /><br />Serizawa: This is a taboo of the under world.<br /><br />'Under no circumstances are we to involve others in the affairs of the under ground.'<br /><br />Yet they continue to defy this edict....I can't even begin to understand what they're thinking.<br /><br />044<br /><br />Hakuu: The parasites haven't yet dug their way into the flesh of any hosts yet so we've been fortunate there...<br /><br />However if they do manage to reach the mind of a host it could prove troublesome.<br /><br />Serizawa: According to Dr. Haga's research notes...<br /><br />If a bug is allowed to co exist in the mind, then it's possible for it to even take control of humans.<br /><br />Hakuu: If the culprit got a hold of those notes,<br /><br />And...<br /><br />has me in their cross hairs, then....<br /><br />045<br /><br />Hakuu: Eventually they'd attempt to take control of a human.<br /><br />Enji: He just took my kick....<br /><br />So why...<br /><br />Hashidzume: Aahh....ahh...<br /><br />046<br /><br />Hashidzume: Ow that hurt...<br /><br />But hey, that weird feeling in my throat is gone.<br /><br />(Side text- It has to be an enemy from 'underground'!)<br /><br />Hashidzume: Hey, no need to be so surprised....<br /><br />Tsudzuri Enji, Mizuta Mari...<br /><br />I'm a person from the underground too you know....this was bound to happen.<br /><br />So let the games continue...!!<br /><br />{Still browsing.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- This one is good too!)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.............CONTINUED IN THE NOVEMBER ISSUE (OUT OCTOBER 4th.) Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:28:38 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33060 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33057 With all this mention of failure (dekisokonai), I sorta remember another project I should be doing...hmm....nope, can't remember the name. :-P Geez, what fail.<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />(Sfx- Dath sfft)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />(Sfx- Yuraah wifft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gosoh sfft)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: So you intend to betray us, do you?<br /><br />Luchiru~<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuuh)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: You intend to betray....<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah....<br /><br />I am a majin..<br /><br />Kuwatrol: All of the majin...and Anaguland itself?<br /><br />(Sfx- Bonnhh fwoomp)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: That’s why you're,<br /><br />Luchiru: I can't fight for the sake of humanity....<br /><br />Kuwatrol: An utter failure!!!<br /><br />Luchiru: That's why...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahhh sheeen)<br /><br />(Bottom text- As Luchiru wavers between counterattacking a majin and not...)<br /><br />002<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!!!<br /><br />{I'll fight for the sake of 'family'!!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Bakaaaaaah thoooom)<br /><br />(Side text- Rugged VS Compact!! Charging straight into round two!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br />Space 11: To where the light shines brightest.<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Well now! Aren't we acting high and mighty!!<br /><br />But lets not forget you're nothing more than a failure!<br /><br />A majin upstart as it were...!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuh wffft)<br /><br />003<br /><br />Kuwatrol: A damajin!!<br /><br />(TN- Starts with the kanji for 'dame' or 'no good.' So...nogoodjin. Which sounds nasty, and not in a good way.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuuuuhh wffffff)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Restore!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pooonnn fwooof)<br /><br />Luchiru: Wha...<br /><br />What the heck is that?!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: A tetora pod!!<br /><br />004<br /><br />Luchiru: Buwah!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zudadadannn dsssshhh)<br /><br />Luchiru: Phew!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Return!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooounnn wooomph)<br /><br />Luchiru: Wahhh!!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: I knew it, you're an abject failure!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Wah!<br /><br />Ngah!!<br /><br />Augh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zun thmp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Donnn thooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: You stay hidden here!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Ugh...<br /><br />Kuwatrol: The other majin are absolutely right about you!!<br /><br />I've still got plenty where that came from!!<br /><br />With my 'compact'-ification, the amount I can carry isn't limited to just this!!<br /><br />005<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Ford mustang!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Shaaan Shiiine)<br /><br />Luchiru: Whoa! That's actually kind of cool!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Fuji X**ox multifunction machine!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Oh...well the name's kinda cool.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kopiiiin Copy~)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Kern** Sanders!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Chikiiin Chickeeen~)<br /><br />Luchiru: ARE YOU JUST COLLECTING THINGS THAT HAVE COOL SOUNDING NAMES?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- He's just an old guy!!)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Annnnnnd~<br /><br />A search light!!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Gyaaaaaaah!!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Luchiru: My eyes!!<br /><br />Dammit....<br /><br />Where'd you go?!<br />Kuwatrol: And then there's...<br /><br />This!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaaaaaah doooosh)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: This apparatus is a 'jungle gym' apparently!<br /><br />It must be a human containment gaol!!<br /><br />{Uh, no.}<br /><br />{Crap!}<br /><br />{If he uses his compact power in this situation...!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwap)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Be crushed to death, bug!!<br /><br />007<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!!!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Coruto!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooooon Thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuun sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bakkiiin craaash)<br /><br />Luchiru: That was...<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Going somewhere?<br /><br />Not that you can, since you can't control that ruggedness in mid air.<br /><br />(Sfx- Tah tmp)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Majin are much stronger than humans!! It's in our rights to lord over them!!<br /><br />A fool like you should be able to comprehend that much!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikuuh poit)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: If you seriously intend to support humanity's weakness, then you need to be 'punished'...!!<br /><br />Take this ventilator ….<br /><br />Right in the stomach!!<br /><br />Luchiru: I won't make it....!!!<br /><br />008<br /><br />Luchiru: Bokoheru!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bokooon fwoop)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon swfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zukaaah sfffft)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Wha....<br /><br />He dented himself?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dan tmp)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Ngh!<br /><br />{Dekos!!}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Ngh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zudaaaah ssssft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuh wfff)<br /><br />009<br /><br />Kuwatrol: The ground again?!<br /><br />Fool! Come now, if I saw it once i'm going to re---<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!!!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: A...<br /><br />010<br /><br />{A Second Dekos?!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododdododooooon thumpthumpthumpcraaaaaash)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Ngh...!<br />Luchiru: What is...'strength'?<br /><br />Well? Kuwatrol....<br /><br />Luchiru: Why is that majins are 'stronger' than humans?<br /><br />'Power'?<br /><br />Or are you talking about the 'majinagram'? <br /><br />Kyousuke: Luchi...ru....<br /><br />011<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Huh? Well, both are acceptable!<br /><br />Humans are powerless....without any strength at all!!<br /><br />While we majin on the other hand have...<br /><br />Luchiru: Yet, those powers weren't enough to finish Kyousuke.<br /><br />I can't put it into words but...<br /><br />(Panel: Can I become as 'strong'// as you?)<br /><br />Luchiru: If there is that kind of strength.....<br /><br />I'd say it's better.<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Buchiin poit)<br /><br />{Is he saying my beautiful compact....}<br /><br />{Can't stand up to that attack?!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dohhh swfft)<br /><br />{That exaggerated life form....}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Koruto!!!<br /><br />{Is above my attacks?!}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: I won't acknowledge it!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaaaan fwwffff)<br />Kuwatrol: Never in a million years will I acknowledge that nonsense!!<br /><br />This time I’ll slice you...<br /><br />And you will die!<br /><br />And that human will be completely destroyed by this attack!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Kyousuke: Luchiru you dumbass....<br /><br />run away.<br /><br />You can't do anything about that guy's next mo---<br /><br />Luchiru: No.<br /><br />It's not the same....<br /><br />But that's fine.<br /><br />Dekos!!<br /><br />Dekos!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon thooom)<br /><br />014<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Hahahah! Useless! Utterly usless!!<br /><br />These leaves dance around your attacks!!<br /><br />(Sfx- hira hra wfft wfft)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: You'll never land a decisive blow on me like this!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododdodon)<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!<br /><br />Dekos!!<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Moreover, back when I had the newspaper I got you three times!<br /><br />Do you think that you even stand a chance of finding me in the center of all of this?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!!<br /><br />Dekos!<br /><br />{That's it...}<br /><br />{Panic and struggle!}<br /><br />{Eventually you'll have to use a last ditch effort,}<br /><br />{And use Dekos to propel yourself towards me!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- This is annoying!! Dekos!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Don doom)<br /><br />{However once you do that, I'll be expecting you!!}<br /><br />{Since you have no real idea where I am, you'll randomly and recklessly ascend just to have no lock on my location anyway!! But I'll see you and...}<br /><br />{Cut you down!!}<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Gakuuh sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Jakkkin shffft)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Heheheh...<br /><br />Rest easy Luchiru...<br /><br />Once I've disposed of you, I'll go collect the chips from that family.<br /><br />After that, the upper surface will become the majin's property!<br /><br />The 'sky' and the 'sun' will be ours for the taking!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Totally....<br /><br />The sun especially is really awesome right?<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Huh?<br /><br />Luchiru: It has to be, to even move a guy like you...<br /><br />That huge, intense, light source...<br /><br />Kuwatrol: What are you going on about....<br /><br />{No way...}<br /><br />{On a rainy day like this, the sun...?}<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaaah sheeeen)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: What?!<br /><br />This is...<br /><br />(Panel: Luchiru.// Luchiru you dumbass// run away!//You can't do anything about that guy's next mo---)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: The roadside mirror?! <br /><br />No way...<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaap)<br /><br />017<br /><br />{He extended the second Dekos to this extent?!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon wfooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: This powerful light...<br /><br />Is an invitation to your logation Kuwatrol....!!<br /><br />(Sfx- kahh sheen)<br /><br />{My search light...!!}<br /><br />{Is being reflected in that mirror?!}<br /><br />{Then my body is...!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaahh Kaaah wffft wfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaaaahhh swfffff)<br /><br />Luchiru: Gotcha!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooohhhh swffft)<br /><br />018<br />Kuwatrol: Damn! I'm in my compact state right now....!!<br /><br />If I take an attack in this situation then....<br /><br />(Sfx- Ase ase sweat sweat)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Re—Re---<br /><br />Luchiru: TOO LATE!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooon THOOOM)<br /><br />(Bottom text- Luchiru puts his all into an explosive attack!!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 7. Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:10:55 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33057 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33054 Thank you Magic Bullet girl for posting these raws despite being busy.<br />Thank you fans who like Anagle mole <em>and</em> translations written in proper English.<br />Thank you Clockwork lies for continuing the series despite losing staff.<br />Thank you everyone for being patient with a lazy bastard like me. <br /><br />I fully intend to cover the gap. But for those who are like me and have to know what's going to happen next, here it is. <br /><br />(If a certain someone would like to contact me with a deal....I'm listening.)<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />(Side text- Kyousuke leaps into action as a response to Kuwatrol's attack, but....)<br /><br />{Kyou....suke?}<br /><br />10th Space: Family.<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />(Sfx- Docha splish)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaaahhh ssssssh)<br /><br />Luchiru: Why...?<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaaaaah ssssssh)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Hehheh...<br /><br />I knew it.<br /><br />(Sfx- Tuusoooh swwip)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: He's down...<br /><br />And the best part? In just one hit!<br /><br />Hahahahahah!!<br /><br />I knew it!!!<br /><br />These humans are flimsy and weak!!!<br /><br />Luchiru, I've been observing you and your interactions with the humans.<br /><br />And I got to thinking.<br /><br />What if humans are actually....weaklings?<br /><br />004<br /><br />Kuwatrol: And now I've got my proof!!<br /><br />We've all feared 'humanity' as monsters for so long, but it's all misinformation!<br /><br />A rumor that is completely misguided!!<br /><br />We don't need the chip any more!<br />Luchiru: Kyousuke?<br /><br />Hey....<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Who cares about searching for their weaknesses?! It's all a waste of time now!<br /><br />Luchiru: Kyo....<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Humans are weak!!!<br /><br />I'll report this information underground and then it's the end for them!<br /><br />The reign of the majin on the surface is nigh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hahahahaah!)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Kuwatrol: In the end though, what DOES remain mysterious was his last course of action....<br /><br />But whatever.<br /><br />(Sfx- Giro glare)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: What's most important...<br /><br />Is to dispose of useless garbage.<br /><br />Using my compact....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaahhhh ssssssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah tmp)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Hey buddy, do you think you could<br /><br />Cut Luchiru some slack?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuuu grnnnd)<br /><br />006<br /><br />Kyousuke: He ain't human, that's for sure...<br /><br />Using weirdass powers all of a sudden....<br /><br />(Boxes- Dekos!// The hell is that?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zasahaaa dssssh)<br />Kyousuke: Whether he's a majin,<br /><br />Or a spy...<br /><br />I don't understand any of that crap, so who cares....?<br /><br />Kuwatrol: …...what?!<br /><br />Kyouskue: But....<br /><br />What matters is.....<br /><br />He's 'family'....<br /><br />007<br /><br />Kyousuke: That's why...<br /><br />Just give him a break....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gushii grnd)<br /><br />Kyousuke: C'mon...<br /><br />I'm beggin ya.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bashiiih fwaaash)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Ugh!<br /><br />(Sfx- Buchiii wfft)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Wha...<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododdododo thumpthump)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Why.....?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun dokun dokun throb throb throb)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Blood is draining out of him...!!<br /><br />He's supposed to be a weak and pathetic human!!<br /><br />Yet....how....!?<br /><br />008<br /><br />{How can he glare at me like that?!?}<br />Kuwatrol: D---<br /><br />Don't touch me or look at me!!<br /><br />There's still much that remains unknown about humans...<br /><br />Do they have other powers that we don't know of?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pahhhh fwaaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwassh)<br /><br />{That light....}<br /><br />{It's the signal that the data has completely been written to the chip!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Giriii Grnnnd)<br /><br />009<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Luchiru!!<br /><br />Here's your 'chance'!!!<br /><br />Go and collect that chip from him immediately!! <br /><br />If you do that, I may just be willing to over look your failure!!<br /><br />And if you manage to gather the chips from the other members of his family...<br /><br />You would have completed your mission!!<br /><br />{If I gather the chips....}<br /><br />{The mission is complete?}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: How about it?<br /><br />010<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Not a bad deal, no?<br /><br />{I can return to the underground alive?}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Right now, it's dangerous to approach that human...!!<br /><br />However if Luchiru gets the chip, its a different matter!!<br /><br />Now..!!<br />Extend your hand Luchiru!<br /><br />All you have to do is pluck the chip from his neck!!<br /><br />Once you do that, you won't be a 'failure' anymore!!<br /><br />All of the other majin will have no choice but to acknowledge you!!<br /><br />{I'll be....}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Your exploits will be lauded by all!!<br /><br />{Acknowledged?}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: You will be an outcast majin no longer! You won't have to be alone any more!!<br /><br />On the contrary! You'll be a hero!!<br /><br />011<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Go on...!!<br /><br />Do it!!<br /><br />{If I reclaim this...}<br /><br />{The humans will be destroyed....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuu grnd)<br /><br />{Luchiru....}<br /><br />{We're never going to acknowledge a guy like you...}<br /><br />{Ever.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahhh wfffft)<br /><br />012<br /><br />{What's this food?!}<br /><br />{It's so light and fluffy....and the taste is out of this world!!}<br /><br />{Light and fluffy?! Hah! You got that right Luchiru m'boy!}<br /><br />{Today Chiwa made her specialty!}<br /><br />{So eat till ya burst!}<br />{Who are you!?}<br /><br />{You're with the evil organization Blacker aren't you?!}<br /><br />{Whaaaaaaaat?!}<br /><br />013<br /><br />{You'd better get used to all this ruckus....}<br /><br />{He's always like this~}<br /><br />{You're...}<br /><br />{Luchiru-kun, right?}<br /><br />{I'm Kusanagi Chiwa!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah, Hah)<br /><br />{Starting today, you'll be home staying with our host family!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaaaaah shshhhhh)<br /><br />{I'll tell you.....}<br /><br />{What an 'Anagle mole' is.}<br /><br />{Since you too are...}<br /><br />014<br /><br />{A member of our family.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Suuuh sfft)<br /><br />{I am...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Sofu sft)<br /><br />{Not a...}<br /><br />{Human....!!!}<br /><br />015<br /><br />{I am a 'majin'.}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Heheh...good job.<br />Now shall we be off to collect the family's chips?<br /><br />{You fool.}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Now, hand that to me.<br /><br />{I'll bet you believe that I’m here to lend you a hand?}<br /><br />{But of course that's not my intention.}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Once we gather all of the chips, I have no use for you.<br /><br />After my plan is fulfilled, I'll dispose of your useless carcass and head back underground.<br /><br />Hey now Luchiru!<br /><br />This chip is precious to us you know?<br /><br />Handle it with more care.<br /><br />016<br /><br />Luchiru: DEKOS!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- DOOOOONNN THOOOM)<br /><br />Kuwatrol: NGH?!<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Peki peki grnnd grnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishiih shhht)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pakkiiin crackle)<br /><br />{Th---}<br /><br />{The chip...!!!}<br /><br />Kuwatrol: Wh...<br /><br />Why...<br /><br />No way...<br /><br />He'd betray us.....!?<br /><br />You're a majin right...?!<br />Luchiru: Yeah...<br /><br />I ain't human...<br /><br />But...<br /><br />018<br /><br />Luchiru: THEY'RE MY FAMILY!!!<br /><br />He knows we're not the same....!!<br /><br />But yet, he...<br /><br />He called me a member of his 'family'!!!<br /><br />That's why, I'll...<br /><br />FIGHT FOR THEIR SAKE!! FOR FAMILY!!!<br /><br />(Side text- Luchiru's wrath!! The clash goes down next issue!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN COMBINED ISSUES 5&amp;6.<br /><br /> Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:55:10 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33054 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33011 <br />MH was down last night, so I didn't get to post this until now. <del>I'm pretty sure the internet was jealous of the speed I translated this, yeah. That's why.</del><br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />001<br />{Yamazaki Sagaru - Observation Report.}<br /><br />(Side text- Return of the anpan?!)<br /><br />{Week 1 of stakeout activities.}<br /><br />GINTAMA<br /><br />{Today as well...}<br /><br />{The Yorozuya makes no moves.}<br /><br />{When the Vice Chief learned that the Yorozuya boss is the hero from the Joui War known as &quot;Shiroyaha&quot;...}<br /><br />Yamazaki: Eh?! You want me to capture the boss?!<br /><br />{he's at last seriously marked the boss.}<br /><br />Hijikata: What are you stupid? If we arrested everybody who participated in the Joui there'd be no end to it.<br /><br />I don't intend to go digging up that bastard's past after all this time.<br /><br />But those around him are a different case.<br /><br />Starting with Katsura, he even now has sway as the Shiroyasha.<br /><br />You can be sure there'll be more than a few idiot ronins that try to contact him.<br /><br />002<br /><br />Hijikata: In essence, he's the bait we'll use to capture Katsura and his cronies.<br /><br />Yamazaki: But what about Boss?<br /><br />As I said, his past doesn't mean crap to me.... but being caught in the act doing a crime in the present is a whoooole different matter.<br /><br />You're gonna root out the trouble all at the same time, if you know what I mean.<br /><br />Yamazaki: Talk about rooting out trouble all you want, but there's no way in hell I could beat those monsters.<br /><br />(Handwritten- After all he's done with him, the guy should know...)<br /><br />{In any case, here I am staking out the Yorozuya.}<br /><br />{But as usual....}<br /><br />{the Yorozuya isn't doing anything.}<br /><br />{Maybe the boss ran buck wild back in the day, but now he's just a lazy idiot.}<br /><br />{Thoroughly knowing that, why do I have to do this sorta thing?}<br /><br />(Sfx- Garara claaater)<br /><br />{If I'm watching over a lazy guy being lazy, what the heck does that make me?)<br /><br />Gintoki: Imma go play pachinko.<br /><br />Kagura: I will take Sadaharu for a walk.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gara clatter)<br /><br />{The only thing I'm doing here is wasting time.}<br /><br />003<br /><br />{Why am I...}<br /><br />{having to do surveillance all the time?}<br /><br />{Why do I need to waste my valuable time being used by that idiot?}<br /><br />(Sfx- Pih beep)<br /><br />{I'm just like that bar code reading machine.}<br /><br />{Every day, stuff flows in front of our eyes and we just read it in. It's all the same, day after day.}<br /><br />{And we never enter into that flow. We just spectate other people's lives as our own lives dwindle away.}<br /><br />Lady: Hm?<br /><br />How strange, it's not reading.<br /><br />Excuse me manager, I think my scanner is broken.<br /><br />{Guess it finally reached its limit of endurance.}<br /><br />{It's like this even for machines.}<br /><br />{I'm pretty sure that the day I break down isn't far off, either...}<br /><br />???: Um excuse me...<br /><br />May I see that for a moment?<br /><br />Oh, no need to worry it has not broken.<br /><br />It just seems to have read one too many anpans and gotten an upset stomach.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Tama: Now, now. Please don't be down.<br /><br />Your job isn't just being part of an assembly line.<br /><br />In fact, you do a wonderful job supporting others as they live their lives, wouldn't you say?<br /><br />We're all like screws turning in the huge gear that is society.<br /><br />Each and every person is part of the world and must not be missing.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pih beep)<br /><br />(Package- Anpan)<br /><br />Lady: Oh! It's fixed!<br /><br />Thank you so much!<br /><br />Tama: Not a problem. Machines are delicate so please take care of them, okay?<br /><br />It may be hard at times but,<br /><br />just keep at it the best you can, okay?<br /><br />Yamazaki: Okay.<br /><br />005<br /><br />Yamazaki: I'll do my best.<br /><br />(Side text- Without realizing it, tears...)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />Lesson 384: Observational Love Begins with Observation.<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI.<br /><br />{Yamazaki Sagaru - Observation Report Day 10.}<br /><br />{Yet again, nothing has changed at the Yorozuya's place today.}<br /><br />{Nor have there been any changes to Tama-san's loveliness.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Good morning.)<br /><br />{Since that time, I've realized my eyes have been following her.}<br /><br />{Even this stakeout that I once hated, I don't want it to end anymore.}<br /><br />{Day 12: Today I have observed that both the Yorozuya and Tama-san's beauty haven't changed.}<br /><br />{Ah, Tama-san. I just can't stop looking at you... Ever since that day it's like you're the only one I'm observing.}<br /><br />{Day fifteen: Today Tama-san's gentleness hasn't changed today either.}<br /><br />{Man... I want arrest Tama-san... Arrest her eyes...}<br /><br />{Day 20}<br /><br />{Man, Tama-san, where did you come from? And where are you headed?}<br /><br />{Day 25}<br /><br />{Ahh, Tama-san, wherefore art thou Tama-san?}<br /><br />{Day 30}<br /><br />{AHHHHGHHH! MY TAMAKIN GOT HIIIIIT!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuuh thook)<br /><br />(TN- Tamakin is Kintama with the syllables switched around.}<br /><br />{Day 35}<br /><br />006<br /><br />(TN-AHAHAHAHAH. 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Not only has he not gotten a hold of any intel, but he's writing this stuff.<br /><br />Kondou-san, why don't we just quit the police business and open up a prep-school for stalkers?<br /><br />(T/N- It says TAMA-SAN more hundreds of times. Some are really big.)<br /><br />Kondo: Are you saying I'm the same as this? No way! I don't pull this kinda psycho stalker stuff!!<br /><br />Hijikata: I guess this is one of those things where during a stakeout you get so deluded you hallucinate into making the mark a target of romantic interest.<br /><br />I can't believe he's really in love... This is what happens with men who have no natural immunity to women.<br /><br />In any case, he's not even close to watching that Yorozuya jerk.<br /><br />Kondou-san, you should give out an order forbidding love in order to tighten the team.<br /><br />Kondo: Why're you trying to destroy my love, too, in the confusion with a middle-school rule like that?!!<br /><br />Hijikata: The problem is that the guys we have here can only have 2nd year of middle school level crushes, so give the order.<br /><br />008<br /><br />Kondo: Toshi, listen up. When guys fall in love they return to the days when they were in the 2nd year of middle school.<br /><br />All wisdom and knowledge cultivated over a life crumble when a guy is standing before a girl he likes.<br /><br />We all go back to being naked brats doing stupid things, being shy, and swinging from happiness to mind-numbing fear like a pendulum<br /><br />Hijikata: Sticking up for him now, are you?<br /><br />Well I hate to rain on your parade, but Imma give it to your straight.<br /><br />If this keeps up, the Shinsengumi is going to become known as the stalker creation plant. I won't stand for it.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)<br /><br />Hijikata: If you won't put out a ban on love, then do something about him.<br /><br />As fellow second-year middle schoolers, you guys should understand each other.<br /><br />Kondo: W-Wait Toshi!!<br /><br />D-Don't tell me you want me to meddle in his matters of love...?!<br /><br />I can't do that! C'mon, man, you see what's going on! You've gotta use some sorta black magic here! You've gotta use Zaki!<br /><br />(TN- Zaki is the instant-kill spell from the Dragon Quest series. Called Whack in English.)<br /><br />Hey, Toshi!!!<br /><br />009<br /><br />???: Tama, bring the store banner down.<br /><br />Tama: Yes, m'am.<br /><br />{What the hell am I doing?}<br /><br />{I've really left the stakeout long behind now.}<br /><br />{Yet for one reason or another, I'm still staking you out!!}<br /><br />{Without even having met you properly.}<br /><br />{I just have to say something!!}<br /><br />{I just have to go over and convey my gratitude for your words the other day that cheered me up!}<br /><br />{But then what happens after that?}<br /><br />{That's right... I don't even know anything about her! Outside of the fact that she's a member of the Yorozuya I don't know anything.}<br /><br />{Ho' crap...}<br /><br />{The observation style's sunken too deep into my nature!!}<br /><br />{I never say anything, so I don't know what to say!! Am I going to just be an observer now, too?!}<br /><br />010<br /><br />Tama: Ah, welcome.<br /><br />Okita: Is the boss in yet?<br /><br />Tama: Yes, he is.<br /><br />{C-Commanding officer Okita?!}<br /><br />{W-why?!}<br /><br />{Why is the commanding officer here of all places?}<br /><br />{Is he...}<br /><br />{Is he meeting with boss?!}<br /><br />011<br /><br />{H-HE KNOOOOOOWSSSSSSSSSS.}<br /><br />{PERSON IN THIS WORLD I WANT LEAST TO KNOW ABOUT THIS KNOOOOOWS!!}<br /><br />Okita: You can plan on resting easy, you'll be on a big ship.<br /><br />(TN- Boarding a big ship is a Japanese idiom for gaining a reliable foundation.)<br /><br />{WAAAAAITTT!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING IN THERE TO DO?! I'VE NEVER SEEN A BLOODSHOT WINK LIKE THAT BEFORE!!}<br /><br />{Forget a big ship, is he planning on a boat made of tissue?!}<br /><br />{He's gonna make my ship collapse while he just sneers and jeers doesn't heeeeeeeee?!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata clatter clatter)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bakaah clack)<br /><br />012<br /><br />Gintoki: And?<br /><br />What do you want to talk about?<br /><br />Okita: Well, I'm not here to beat around the bush about it, so here we go.<br /><br />You know Yamazaki? We'd like you to let him to **** that robot girl once. Is that cool?<br /><br />{Forget a boat made of tissues, he's wrapping me in a bamboo mat and chucking me into the ocean!!}<br /><br />(TN- Apparantly this is a punishment they'd give people in the Edo period.)<br /><br />{WAAAAAIIITT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEE?!}<br /><br />Gintoki: Wha? I don't think I understand what you're saying.<br /><br />Well, basically it's like a stamen and pistil...<br /><br />{NOOOO!! THAT'S NOT THE PART HE'S CONFUSED ABOUT!!}<br /><br />013<br /><br />Okita: See the truth is, Yamazaki has been penting up quite a lot lately...<br /><br />It's stating to hinder his work, and Kondou-san is worried about him, too.<br /><br />{No, I want to meet her! Just meet her! Why do you need to put it that way?!}<br /><br />Okita: So boss, do you think we could borrow your sex toy, there?<br /><br />{Who's a sex toy?!}<br /><br />Otose: Hey, don't make fun of her!<br /><br />Just what do you think our girl is?<br /><br />Okita: Eh? She's like a blow-up wife, isn't she?<br /><br />{WHY DON'T YOU GET WITH THE PROGRAM?!}<br /><br />(TN- Both what Okita and Yamazaki said meant were read as &quot;kuuki yome&quot;. Though based on the kanji, what Okita said means &quot;air wife&quot; and what Yamazaki said is a phrase meaning &quot;read the mood.&quot; It doesn't translate really, but Yamazaki's mocking him.)<br /><br />Kagura: Hey, are you making light of her? There's no way our shop's poster-girl would do someone like you!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Eh? So what do you mean, basically? Yamazaki-san is interested in Tama-san?<br /><br />{Waaait!! Don't say any more Shinpachi-kun!! It's totally embarrassing!}<br /><br />Okita: Well he did write some love letters. I have copies here if you wanna see them.<br /><br />I think if you read these you'll understand what his feelings are pretty well.<br /><br />{THOSE AREN'T LOVE LETTEEEERS!!}<br /><br />Shinpachi: Whoa! What are these?!<br /><br />{WAAAIT!! That's totally gonna drive her off!!}<br /><br />Gintoki: Yo Okita-kun, just what are these?<br /><br />{Holy crap, now the Yorozuya will know I was observing them!!}<br /><br />014<br /><br />Gintoki: Who the hell is Yamazaki?<br /><br />{THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S ITTTTTT?!}<br /><br />Gintoki: The kid with the V shaped bangs?<br /><br />{TO WHAT EXTENT HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ME?!}<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah...sorry. Our girl isn't going to date some nobody.<br /><br />{You've met me a thousand times!! More like, why are you acting like a doting father?!}<br /><br />Tama: I have this description in my data....<br /><br />{Tama-san!! You remember me?!}<br /><br />{He's the one who broke the laser device with his anpan. He is an enemy of machines.}<br /><br />{JUST HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ME?!}<br /><br />Gintoki: There you have it. Our girl wants nothing to do with him, so please vacate the premises.<br /><br />Okita: Hold on now, you haven't heard all I have to say.<br /><br />{She already hates me!! I don't really get it, but she called me an enemy!}<br /><br />Okita: As you can read from these mob letters...<br /><br />{What the heck is a mob letter? Do you mean a mob-character's letters?!}<br /><br />(TN- If you're not aware, a mob character is like an extra. A minor character like the ones you only see in crowd shots; like mobs.)<br /><br />Okita: To be honest, recently the Shinsengumi has had you marked, boss.<br /><br />If Hijikata-san or somebody has the chance, we can be on alert to storm in here and arrest you.<br /><br />015<br /><br />Gintoki: Let him try. I'd like to see it.<br /><br />Okita: Well, going at it with you would be fun, too, but...<br /><br />I'd rather things not go just how Hijikata-san wants them to.<br /><br />See, so in order to diffuse this explosive situation,<br /><br />So how about a formal marriage interview...<br /><br />between Tama and Yamazaki?<br /><br />Yamazaki: Ee...<br /><br />EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Okita: If the Shinsengumi and the Yorozuya become relatives, we can come to a compromise.<br /><br />And I'm sure all doubts about you would be cleared up, boss.<br /><br />Kagura: So in short, you want us to hand over Tama as a hostage, yes?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gan bam)<br /><br />Shinpachi: What is this; the age of the civil war?! That's just a marriage for political purposes, isn't it?!<br /><br />Kagura: And in the first place, we don't really want to have any involvement or anything to do with you!!<br /><br />Okita: Well neither do I, really.<br /><br />But if we do this, Kondou-san will owe me, it'll destroy Hijikata-san's plan, and Yamazaki will be under my control for his entire life. So it's a good deal for me.<br /><br />{IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO THINK OF HOW OTHERS FEEL?! YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO INCREASE YOUR OWN POLITICAL CLOUT!!}<br /><br />Otose: What kind of selfishness is this? I'm not that forgiving a person.<br /><br />In any case, how about we ask the people themselves before we go forward in discussions on our own. What do you think, Tama?<br /><br />Tama: I am fine with it...<br /><br />Otose: See? What did i---<br /><br />WHAAAAAAT?!<br /><br />Tama: If I can be used as a tool to improve the relationships between the Shinsengumi and Yorozuya, it is fine with me.<br /><br />It is a machine's greatest desire to be useful to humans, after all.<br /><br />{Um, hang on. You know, that makes me seem like a complete asshole....}<br /><br />017<br /><br />Kagura: Tamaaa!! You must not agree to something so hastily, yes?<br /><br />It is fine. We don't mind being captured by these sorts of idiots.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Right! We can't possibly hand you over to the likes of that kind of plain character!!<br /><br />Kagura: He is the worst sort of person! He is not even human! He is a rotten abomination!!<br /><br />{Guys you really shouldn't call people a rotten abomination when they're not there to defend themselves!!}<br /><br />Gintoki: Well, ain't crap I can do when the person herself agrees to it.<br /><br />Allrighty, as the mediators of this whole thing, we'll go too. And if we're gonna be eating at a Japanese restaurant, it'll be on your dime of course.<br /><br />Okita: Not a problem. Even if the stuff past here fails, Yamazaki's no match for me anyhow.<br /><br />{The real rotten abomination is right there!!}<br /><br />Kagura: You had better not show your face here again, villain!!<br /><br />I want traditional meals brought in courses. Understand?!<br /><br />Tama: And would it be possible to have high grade oil served, as well?<br /><br />Okita: I've set up the place.<br /><br />The rest is up to you, Zaki.<br /><br />Yamazaki: WHAAAAAAAAT?!<br /><br />018<br /><br />{What the hell is happening to meee?!}<br /><br />{I look like a total creep now!! In the end everyone hates me!!}<br /><br />{Wait...}<br /><br />{No... I don't have the right to complain.}<br /><br />{For a bystander like me...}<br /><br />{who could do nothing himself, just sit around and watch...}<br /><br />{For me, who could do nothing but watch her at a distance... I have no right to say anything.}<br /><br />{It wasn't because I was doing observation I had no choice to be anything but an onlooker.}<br /><br />{It was because I was afraid that if I acted I'd fail, so I chose on by own to be an onlooker.}<br /><br />{Unless I move...... With my own hands...}<br /><br />{With my own life... if I can capture her heart...}<br /><br />{I can flip this problem into an opportunity.}<br /><br />{My stake out...}<br /><br />{is now over!}<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Sfx- Gorogorogoro rmmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gararararara claaaaaaaater)<br /><br />(Sfx- Garararararara claaaaaater)<br /><br />???: Greetings~<br /><br />Today's the lucky day~<br /><br />(Sfx- Gabshaaaaaah krakooooom)<br /><br />(Side text- A huge storm is brewing.....!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 384.................END.<br /> Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:32:25 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/33011 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32867 <br />Last translation for 2011 bitches. Lets get so hammered that we <em>all</em> speak Japanese~ <br /><br />あけましておめでとうございます! ^_^<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />(Top text- The comedic struggles of the misunderstood spy Luchiru!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />(Side text- An impressive new development! What lies ahead as Luchiru timidly presses on..?!)<br /><br />6th Space: Going to school!<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Side text- Luchiru is far from home to begin with but now...?!)<br /><br />(Top box- Koyama city Koyama 9th district middle school.)<br /><br />Teacher: Everyone, today I'd like to introduce a transfer student!!<br /><br />???: Ooh!<br /><br />Seriously, Molemole-sensei?!<br /><br />(TN- Seems to be a nickname.)<br /><br />Teacher: How about a warm welcome for your new friend from America~<br /><br />Luchiru: J--<br /><br />Just...<br /><br />Teacher: Luchiru-kun!!<br /><br />Everyone, please take care of him!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pleased to meet you!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- He's a cutie!)<br /><br />???: HELLO NICE TO MEET YOU!!<br /><br />(TN- Written in katakana'd English.)<br /><br />Luchiru: Just what is this madness?!<br /><br />(SFX- Dodododododo thumpthumpthump)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Tadah!)<br /><br />003<br /><br />{Wait!}<br /><br />{Now that I think of it...this morning...!!}<br /><br />Towako: You'll be going to school from today on too, Luchiru-chan!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I haven't gotten your uniform ready yet, so just make do with your outfit!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- You have to stay here, Hamu-chan!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga!!)<br /><br />Seijurou: Kyousuke, You're in the same grade as him...making you his senpai! You take care of him, hear?<br /><br />Kyousuke: Sure, whatever.<br /><br />Move yer ass, shortpants. <br /><br />(Handwritten- Damn, what a pain.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashihh grab)<br /><br />Luchiru: Huh?<br /><br />What?<br /><br />So this facility is 'school'....<br /><br />this is probably the place where people 'learn' above ground!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Wah wah wah)<br /><br />Luchiru: This must be to the humans what 'Pishakurif' is to use underground!<br /><br />Ugh, they're totally swarming on me!<br /><br />Teacher: Right...now, Luchiru-kun how about you sit...<br /><br />Girl: Um...<br /><br />Well...<br /><br />C'mon, Noriko you can do this! Just gather your bravery and say it!!<br /><br />Molemole-sensei, this seat here is...<br /><br />004<br /><br />Kid: Hey! This seat is wide open, Molemole!!<br /><br />Teacher: Okay then, have a seat beside Aizawa there.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hey hey!!)<br /><br />Noriko: Auuuuuugh!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Aizawa-kun you dummy!)<br /><br />Noriko: I'll get it next time for sure....<br /><br />Aizawa: Sup' bro? I'm Aizawa!<br /><br />It's gonna be awesome, transfer kid!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bikuuh poooit)<br /><br />Luchiru: ..Y—yeah?<br /><br />N—no need to worry...they haven't found out my true identity.<br /><br />As long as I don't let my guard down, they won't kill me!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun dokun throb throb)<br /><br />Kid: Luchiru-kun, where do you live?<br /><br />How many centimeters are you?<br /><br />What are those on your ears?<br /><br />(Sfx- Wah wah wah)<br /><br />{Imma be killed!! Maybe!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe..)<br /><br />005<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododododdododododododo)<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Pwheee)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pwheee)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pwheee)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pwheee)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pan pop)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bikuuh pooit)<br /><br />Bug: PUWHEEEEEEEEE!!!<br /><br />EEEHHHH...<br /><br />(Sfx- Domuu Thok)<br /><br />(Sfx- Puwhee.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Puwhee.)<br /><br />???: Mm...<br /><br />This late already?<br /><br />(Sfx- Puwhee)<br /><br />007<br /><br />(Sfx- Zubooh fwop)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pachi click)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pichi pichi pichi Wfft wfft wfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishinnn ffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Fura fura wfft wfft)<br /><br />(Sfx-Shappuun goosh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dopuun blooosh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Puru puru wibble wibble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pacha splish)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pacha splish)<br /><br />008<br /><br />???: Fwoh..<br />(Sfx- Guni squish)<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuki fuki wip wip)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuruuuuuuh fwssssssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pooi fwoof)<br /><br />(Sfx- Buuruuun whbbble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Puni puni bloosh bloosh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Funiuuuuu bloooorp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Nununuh oooze)<br /><br />009<br /><br />(Sfx- Poiin fwoof)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pyuuuuu wfooooooh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pyooooon doooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zupooh bloop)<br /><br />???: Fwah.<br /><br />Hm...seems like the elasticity has weakened quite a bit. <br /><br />(Handwritten- I suppose it's time for me to consider buying another car?)<br /><br />???: Put some speed into it...<br /><br />At this rate I'll barely make it on time.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pakuh chew)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bururun vvvvvn)<br /><br />{This is far under the earth....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Poin poin wibb wibb)<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)<br /><br />{A place the humans haven't reached, buried deep within the annals of the unknown...}<br /><br />{The underground world}<br /><br />{Anaguland!}<br /><br />(TN- Anagura is 'basement'. So I guess basement land. So I suppose I'll go with calling it 'Anaguland' in favor of the series title 'Anagle mole'.<br /><br />(Sfx- Punin punin wibb wibb)<br /><br />???: So slow..<br /><br />I think this is totally a sign that I need to buy a new one.<br /><br />011<br /><br />{At it's center, a huge white tower stands.}<br /><br />{This is 'Pishakurif'.}<br /><br />{It is here that several young majin gather...}<br /><br />{And develop their powers...}<br /><br />{The 'Majinagram'.}<br /><br />{Above ground,}<br /><br />{This would be considered 'school'.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa hustlebustle)<br /><br />???: Just barely made it..<br /><br />(Sfx- Nosoh slip)<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai)<br /><br />???: What? Are we going to cut things off here so soon?<br /><br />012<br /><br />???: C'mon now! Let's keep it going!<br /><br />The ones betting 'S' are really deep in the hole you know?<br /><br />C'mon...<br /><br />{Majin//Guugrus// Age 14.}<br /><br />Guugrus: Won't anyone bet on the 'S' side?<br />(Sfx- Jurahh clatter*)<br /><br />Dude: Aww hell. EVERYONE bet on the 'D' side in the end.<br /><br />(Sfx- Wai wai wai)<br /><br />???: Jeru....what's going on here?<br /><br />Jeru: Oh, if it isn't majin-comes-lately!<br /><br />???: I'm not late today, I'll have you know.<br /><br />Jeru: Everyone is doing a bit of 'gambling' see?<br /><br />Everyone's pretty much bet on the 'D' option though...it's a clean sweep.<br /><br />Not that you'll see me joining in~<br /><br />???: Gambling?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dochaa clink)<br /><br />Jeru: Yeah.<br /><br />013<br /><br />Jeru: Whether that guy...Luchiru will be a 'S'urvivor,<br /><br />or come back 'D'OA. <br /><br />{I'm a Majin!!!}<br /><br />{That' why I have to do this!!}<br /><br />Guy: Dude, it's even questionable that he even made it to the surface.<br /><br />Guy 2: Totally, totally.<br /><br />???: How utterly pointless.<br /><br />Seriously meaningless.<br /><br />(Sfx- Tsuka tsuka tmptmp)<br /><br />Guugrus: Aluru,<br /><br />Why don't you join in?<br /><br />If you pick 'S' you could make a pretty penny.<br />Aluru: I believe I told you not to speak to me, Guugrus.<br /><br />Your saccrine naivety oozes out of that voice of yours.<br /><br />Guugrus: That again~?<br /><br />014<br /><br />Dude: Aw, so Aluru isn't gonna participate either?<br /><br />Girl: Of course not.<br /><br />After all, Luchiru's 'Majinagram' is that after all.<br /><br />Guugrus: Yup, yup.<br /><br />To warp space into material, and turn it into walls...'Dekos'..<br /><br />And the reverse, creating holes...'Bokoheru'<br /><br />(Handwritten- Right?)<br /><br />Guugrus: Whatta shame.<br /><br />With a magjinagram like that, the humans will find him out and slaughter him for sure.<br /><br />(Handwritten- That's why the bets are completely against him.}<br /><br />Girl: Besides, using the majinagram above ground is forbidden right?<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogurin mogurin chew chew)<br /><br />Dude: Yeah, that's right.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Although it's not like his are useful for crap anyways.)<br /><br />(Under panel- Snack.)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Guugrus: And you know that Luchiru is an idiot.<br /><br />Despite knowing how fierce 'humanity' is in swarms...<br /><br />(Sfx- Pero pero slurp slurp)<br /><br />Guugrus: He still volunteered to walk into their den and undertake a stupidly dangerous mission like finding out their weaknesses.<br /><br />He actually threw himself into the lions den.<br /><br />I heard that the royalty was even looking for an 'abandoned stone' to throw away...I guess they got lucky with him.<br /><br />What a ludicrously stupid ambition!<br /><br />To be frank, it's just a suicide mission!<br /><br />You understand this too, don't you?<br /><br />Something like 'conquering the surface' is a dream within another dream...a madman's sprint.<br /><br />Right? Arulu. <br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Arulu: Yeah...<br /><br />That guy is different from the rest of us.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gataah clatter)<br /><br />Guugrus: And? What do you mean?<br /><br />Arulu: Is it okay if I leave my money here?<br /><br />(Sfx- Jah jangle)<br /><br />Guugrus: Eh?<br /><br />Arulu: Here...<br /><br />I bet my life savings on...<br /><br />Luchiru coming back a survivor.<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon booom)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Dude: Wha....<br /><br />What the hell?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dochaah thod)<br /><br />Jeru: Well then..<br /><br />Imma bet too.<br /><br />Of course I'm siding with Arulu.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Since I'm bored.)<br /><br />Arulu: Jeru...<br /><br />???: Are you guys insane?!<br /><br />Money's not so easy to come by that you can just blow it like that!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa Kaiijiiiii)<br /><br />???: Are you going to really bet your life savings on Luchiru?!<br /><br />Guugrus: Fufufu...<br /><br />Planning to buy him out are we?<br /><br />018<br /><br />Guugrus: Considering he's not allowed to use the majinagram on the upper side...<br /><br />He's doomed.<br /><br />'Cause you know he's going to use it.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Guugrus: And then the humans will realize the truth, and take his life.<br /><br />And even if he manages to get away from them and return here...the punishment for a spy failing his mission is a death sentence!<br /><br />In summary, that guy has a less than zero chance of getting out of this alive!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Ggogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Guugrus: Death is...<br /><br />Silently and surely creeping up on him...!!<br /><br />Kid: Luchiru-kun, have you decided on a club?!<br /><br />Kid2: Moreover, what kind of sports do you like to play?<br /><br />Luchiru: Pe..<br /><br />Pepennupeponnu....I'm sorta good at that..<br /><br />Kid: I don't get it!<br /><br />(Side text- Everyone is overly friendly to Luchiru who can't be caught.....next issue will he or won't he use that power...?!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 53. Sun, 01 Jan 2012 05:41:23 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32867 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32709 Done. Enjoy your December edition of Boku to majo no jikan. Expect another before January is out. Remember kiddies, one Jikan per month~ Just like the Jump SQ raws. <br /><br /><div class="important">No asking when the next one will be out, ask me for permission before using, no non-English scantlations before an English one is done, and I give preference to those who will check the script for accuracy before scantlating.</div><br /><br />(Top text- A center color page to celebrate the series's popularity!!)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.<br /><br />(Side text- The eagerly anticipated JC volume 1 hits stores on September 2nd (Friday!!)<br /><br />4th hour: Shrinker<br /><br />ARAKAWA SHIN<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Handwritten- Lunch time~)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Coming through!)<br /><br />Dude: Awww seriously moooom!? Why do your bentous have to suck so hard?!<br /><br />Naitou: Between marketing, or lunch, which do you want?<br /><br />Enji: Hey.<br /><br />Susutake, Naitou-kun, I hate to butt in but...<br /><br />Mari: My name is Mizuta.<br /><br />I'd like to be your friends.<br /><br />Susutake: ..A...A...GIRL?!<br /><br />A girl is actually introducing herself to me?!<br /><br />I've been at this school for a year and a half, and this is the first time a girl's talked to me!!<br /><br />I'm becoming a stud?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Uooooooohhh)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ignored)<br /><br />Enji: All right, let's start with introductions.<br /><br />Mari: O—okay, sure.<br /><br />Enji: All right Naitou-kun...<br /><br />Naitou: Yeah.<br /><br />003<br />Enji: This is my buddy Naito-kun.<br /><br />He's what we like to call a innocent pervert.<br /><br />Naitou: You're an F cup right?<br /><br />{Naitou-kun// Current status: Pervert.}<br /><br />Mari: Our first contact with each other, and it's sexual harassment?!<br /><br />Enji: See when we first started school, girls would be falsely charmed by his cute face.<br /><br />All it takes is one conversation for them to realize that he's a guy who's filled with toilet humor and perverted one liners. Most of the time, they don't come back after that, poor things.<br /><br />Naitou: Tsudzuri-kun, It's not toilet humor but astute observations. For example did you know XXXXXX is actually XXXXX?<br /><br />Enji: Don't worry though, most of the crap that spews from his mouth is -fortunately for us censored by current regulations. <br /><br />If you don't want to be driven mad, you should note that one thing, ok?<br /><br />004<br /><br />Enji: Right...and that guy is...<br /><br />Um...<br /><br />What's your name again?<br /><br />Susutake: I'm Susutake! Susutake dammit!<br /><br />How could you possibly forget me?!<br /><br />{Susutake Hiromi// Has a paper thin existence.}<br /><br />Susutake: We've been pals since kindergarten!!<br /><br />Are you seriously trying to tell me you forgot?! That's harsh man!!<br /><br />Too ha---<br /><br />Enji: He's the sort who talks too much. So try not to start any conversations with him.<br /><br />Mari: 'Kay.<br /><br />Susutake: Mizuta-chan!! You're not supposed to agree with him!<br /><br />Enji: Sorry, but I don't really have any other friends to introduce...<br /><br />They're all guys too, so it must suck for you.<br /><br />Mari: That's absolutely fine!<br /><br />Even Shizuka-chan had all guys for friends.<br /><br />Naitou: Really? All guys?!<br /><br />Enji: Shut the hell up Naitou.<br /><br />(TN- Probably a reference to Doraemon's Shizuka.)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Mari: So that means...it would look something like this...<br /><br />(Handwritten- At least that's what I feel.)<br /><br />{Shizuka//Jaian//Suneo//Nobita.}<br /><br />Enji: So Susutake gets left out...<br /><br />(TN- Yeah, that confirms it's Doraemon.)<br /><br />Susutake: Hey, what are you guys talking about? I want in~~<br /><br />Enji: Don't worry. You're just going to try and control Mizuta soonish anyway right?<br /><br />Susutake: Dude, no fair. You can't just have Mizuta-chan to yourself.<br /><br />You know even I.....wait!<br /><br />Oh! Naito-kun! Show Mizuta-chan 'that'! You know, 'that' thing!!<br /><br />Naitou: 'That'? Oh, right.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jiii zzzzp)<br /><br />Susutake: NOT 'THAT' IDIOT!! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!<br /><br />Naitou: Oh you mean 'thaat'. I gotcha.<br /><br />Here, Tsudzuri-kun, you can see it too.<br /><br />It's this photo text I have.<br /><br />006<br />Enji: This is...<br /><br />Mari: Could it be...<br /><br />Enji: Hey Hakuu?<br /><br />007<br /><br />Hakuu: Oh~<br /><br />You completely dodged it. Good work.<br /><br />Enji: You keep throwing crap at me every day. I'd eventually learn to avoid it wouldn't I?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- At the beginning.)<br /><br />Hakuu: Though at the beginning, you were bleeding rivers. I hafta say it was hilarious.<br /><br />Mari: I really don't want to work here...<br /><br />Hakuu: So why'd you two come here?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Enji: It may be a bit hard to understand...<br /><br />But it seems to be a tadpole in the school's pool.<br /><br />Hakuu: The school's pool?<br /><br />Susutake: There have been rumors that there's a monster in the pool of the school.<br /><br />So the two of us snuck in to have a look once night.<br /><br />And then we saw it! A 50 cm long tadpole!<br /><br />Is it awesome, or is it awesome?<br /><br />009<br /><br />Enji: So my friends ended up taking this picture of it.<br /><br />It was dark and stuff, but they claim the thing was moving.<br /><br />Without a doubt, this has to be 'cris' right?<br /><br />Mari: Um...about that..<br /><br />Tsudzuri-kun is it okay to talk about this in the cafe?<br />Enji: Hm?<br /><br />Oh that, nah it's cool...i mean no one here is a 'normie' anyway.<br /><br />Mari: Eh?<br /><br />Then these people are...<br /><br />010<br /><br />{I was told this from the beginning...}<br /><br />{The people who come to this cafe are generally 'consumers from the underground'....}<br /><br />{Who undergo all kinds of underhanded work. This is the place they gather it seems.}<br /><br />{Although if you just were to look at them you'd never think that.}<br /><br />{Although I get the feeling that one with the unique aura belonging to 'cris' is here....}<br /><br />Old guy: Ah? A unique aura you say?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Oh great, he reads minds?)<br /><br />Hakuu: It's hard to ascertain anything from a picture.<br /><br />But judging from it's size, I can say that 'Cris' is a possibility. <br /><br />Enji: I knew it!<br /><br />Hakuu: And? Why'd you bring this to my attention?<br /><br />Enji: I figured you'd want to investigate it or something? Considering it's right in the pool at school..<br /><br />011<br /><br />Hakuu: Wha?<br /><br />Hell no.<br /><br />No one's going to pay me to investigate something like that.<br /><br />I thought you understood 'Cris' better than that.<br /><br />Don't come here with leads that'll put us in the red if we investigate them.<br /><br />If you wanna look into it, do it on your own dime.<br /><br />???: Why did you lie to them?<br />012<br /><br />Old guy: After all, investigating 'Cris' is your job isn't it?<br /><br />Are you sure you should be leaving it in the hands of those children?<br /><br />Hakuu: It's an experiment.<br /><br />Old guy: Experiment?<br /><br />Hakuu: Enji has been doing work for the underground for about a month now. I guess I want to see how he'll fare on his own.<br /><br />It's most interesting to consider just how far those kids will go....<br /><br />Am I right?<br /><br />Old guy: There goes your bad habit again...<br /><br />013<br /><br />{Rokushou academy outdoor pool. AMO: 51}<br /><br />Mari: Wow...<br /><br />It's really quite dirty isn't it?<br /><br />Enji: No one uses it until the summer, but I never thought it'd get this bad.<br /><br />Is this Cris's doing?<br /><br />Mari: A—Are you sure we can do this on our own?<br /><br />Enji: Not like we have a choice. <br /><br />014<br /><br />Enji: Even if Hakuu isn't going to make a move, we have to investigate matters involving Cris.<br /><br />If something happens it'll spell big trouble for the school.<br /><br />Mari: That's right...<br /><br />Even saying that, the school certainly is scary at night..<br /><br />Enji: That's Cris's MO. They act at a time where no one is around.<br /><br />Mari: I really hope a ghost doesn't come out or anything like that..<br /><br />Enji: Don't say stuff like that, please.<br /><br />015<br /><br />Mari: D—did you hear footsteps just now?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuuh grnnnd)<br /><br />Enji: I dunno. And quit that, your chest is rubbing into me.<br /><br />Mari: S—see! There it is again!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuu grnnnnd)<br /><br />Enji: I said stop doing that! My heart is beginning to reace!!<br /><br />Susutake: Huh?<br /><br />Tsudzuri?<br /><br />Enji: Why the hell are you guys here?!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Susutake: We came here to capture the huge tadpole in the pond, obviously.<br /><br />More like, what are YOU two doing here?<br /><br />LIKE OMGGGGGG YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY DOING WHAT A GUY AND GIRL WOULD DO WHEN THEY SNEAK INTO A SCHOOL AT NIGHT!?<br /><br />NAITOU-KUN THIS IS TOTALLY.....!!<br /><br />Naitou: YEAH! <br /><br />WITHOUT A DOUBT THEY'RE GOING TO XXXXXXXXXX RIGHT HERE!!<br /><br />017<br /><br />Enji: Wha...<br /><br />YOU ASSHEADS ARE TOTALLY WRONG!<br /><br />Mari: He's right! Moreover two guys coming to the school late at night should be more XXXX than us right?!<br /><br />Susutake: W--<br /><br />Wait a minute Mizuta-chan!! We aren't here to have a gay old time, so don't say things like that!<br />Naitou: Right! Besides Susutake-kun is totally not my type!<br /><br />Susutake: Um...Naitou? Are you saying your perverted one liners aren't limited to women?!<br /><br />Naitou: It's always a good idea to have balanced defenses, right?<br /><br />Susutake: When'd you become Mr. Ironsides?!<br /><br />018<br /><br />Mari: Tsudzuri-kun, I don't think it's good that they know we're here.<br /><br />Enji: Yeah. If they find out why we're here it'd be bad news.<br /><br />I kinda feel bad about doing this to them...<br /><br />But it might be good to use memory erasures.<br /><br />{Good bye...}<br /><br />{Memories!!}<br /><br />(Bottom text- Just hitting them would only knock them out, hence the other dirty work.)<br /><br />019<br /><br />Mari: Maybe you overdid it a little bit, Tsudzuri-kun?<br /><br />Enji: Back at 'cha. I mean...what was the point of blowing their pants off? I totally don't get it.<br /><br />Mari: My hand slipped....<br /><br />Even with that though...<br /><br />Enji: What's up? You'd think you woulda already had your fill of crotches...<br /><br />Mari: Well..<br /><br />I just don't understand why you're so confident in yours Tsudzuri-kun.<br /><br />Enji: Um...<br /><br />Say what?<br /><br />020<br /><br />(Sfx- Bannn fwfft)<br /><br />021<br />{T—That huge frog...}<br /><br />{Ate them?!}<br /><br />Frog: Ribiiiiiitt!!<br /><br />022<br /><br />Enji: That huge thing that Susutake and Naitou saw must have been this guy!<br /><br />Something that huge has to be related to the Cris, without a doubt!<br /><br />Mari: Um, Tsudzuri-kun, I can um...kind of see something floating in the water...<br /><br />Enji: B—Bones?!<br /><br />They look sorta like cats...?!<br /><br />Holy crap this is really bad!<br /><br />023<br /><br />Enji: I think he...<br /><br />Has us on the menu too!!<br /><br />Mari: Kyahh!!<br /><br />Ugh...<br /><br />(Sfx- Nychaa oooze)<br /><br />Mari: What is this?! Its so...slimy!!<br /><br />024<br /><br />Enji: Are you okay, Mizuta?!<br /><br />Mari: Yes...it appears that this is only it's drool...<br /><br />Enji: That's good to hear.<br /><br />But how do we save Naitou-kun and the other guy?<br /><br />I guess we'll have to smack him hard enough that he spits them up?<br /><br />Mari: I've always been really bad with frogs...<br /><br />Enji: Huh?<br />Mari: I'd want to eat bugs and tree roots, but those frogs would always beat me to it...<br /><br />(Sfx-Nicha nicha ooze ooze)<br /><br />Enji: Wh...<br /><br />Hold on?! You have a beef with them over food?! That's actually really scary!! Are you okay Mizuta?!<br /><br />Mari: That's why this...<br /><br />This kind of..<br /><br />This oozy liquid....<br /><br />Take it and get out of here!!<br /><br />025<br /><br />Mari: Compression!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Beko crunch)<br /><br />Mari: Either leave quietly or take this!!<br /><br />Explode!!<br /><br />026<br /><br />Mari: I--<br /><br />I'm sorry I just was so flustered...<br /><br />(Handwritten- I messed up.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ufufuffu)<br /><br />Enji: Meh, it's all good. I've kinda gotten used to my uniform destroyed to a point that it doesn't even bother me.<br /><br />Mari: Could it be that I’m a 'Cris' too?<br /><br />I..I've been wondering that myself....<br /><br />{That's right...although Mizuta has these powers...}<br /><br />{She's still an ordinary girl that lives an ordinary life.}<br /><br />{I've been working for Hakuu for about a month, so being exposed to this kind of thing..}<br /><br />{Has slowly become the norm for me.}<br /><br />027<br /><br />Enji: Mizuta, use my phone to call Hakuu.<br /><br />Mari: Wah~<br /><br />Enji: Until she comes, I'll figure out something on my own.<br /><br />028<br /><br />Enji: It's no good again...<br /><br />This frog is hard as hell!!<br /><br />Hey Mizuta!<br /><br />Any luck getting in contact with Hakuu?!<br /><br />029<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacha clack)<br /><br />Mari: Ah! Hello, is it you Hakuu-san?!<br /><br />Phone: Shit~~<br /><br />Click!<br /><br />Bzzzt bzzt.<br /><br />Mari: It's no good...no matter how many times I try to call her, the phone just says something nasty and then cuts off.<br /><br />Enji: That damn witch....<br /><br />Mari: How are things on your end, Tsudzuri-kun?!<br /><br />Enji: I feel sorry for this thing...it sucks I have to kick it's ass. But we need to save those two.<br /><br />I thought I could just hit it until it faints, but that's not happening.<br /><br />But no matter how much I hit the thing, I can't even tell if it feels it, much less if it wants to faint.<br /><br />Mari: I see...<br /><br />Enji: There's only one thing to say in a situation like this...<br /><br />Mari: Hm?<br /><br />Enji: I wanna go home.<br /><br />Mari: Please don't say incredibly pathetic things like that!<br /><br />030<br /><br />Mari: You have to save your friends lives don't you?! Please don't give up!<br /><br />Enji: I mean...they'll come out the back end of the frog eventually right?<br /><br />Mari: To what extent do you belittle friendship?!<br /><br />Hakuu: Man, there really isn't any hope for you guys...<br /><br />Mari: Hakuu-san!!<br /><br />You really came?!<br /><br />Hakuu: I wouldn't say I 'came' or anything....<br /><br />Since I was watching from the start!<br /><br />Enji: WERE YOU WAITING FOR AN INVITATION TO SAVE US?!<br /><br />Mari: I'm so sorry Hakuu-san...I wasn't useful in the least!<br /><br />I felt like I was becoming a Cris myself...<br /><br />031<br /><br />Hakuu: That's a chytrid frog...<br /><br />It's an amphibian that causes a lethal disease known as 'fungal frog sickness'. It's evolved this trait to become rather potent.<br /><br />At this size, the 'fungal sickness' could be enough to destroy whole species of amphibions. For this reason it's considered a 'cris'. <br /><br />Normally it doesn't fear people..<br /><br />But I guess you two got the poor guy riled up and excited.<br /><br />Mari: What should we do?<br /><br />Hakuu: This medicine I have should knock it right out.<br /><br />After that it should be easy to save the two who were eaten.<br />Mari: Okay then, use the medicine...<br /><br />Hakuu: Nope.<br /><br />032<br /><br />Hakuu: After all, Enji should be able to come up with something on his own.<br /><br />Enji: If we don't do something we're in deep crap you know.<br /><br />Hakuu: Fine...I guess I'll use my strongest weapon.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gori grip)<br /><br />Enji: Wha?<br /><br />Hakuu: It looks like this is just a single pin...<br /><br />But in truth it was used by the legendary King Arthur...<br /><br />Enji: It's totally just a pin isn't it?<br /><br />Hakuu: Che..<br /><br />You're no fun.<br /><br />Mari: Hakuu-san, please you have to save them!<br /><br />We have to do something while our friends are still alive!<br /><br />Hakuu: Even if you cry, there's not a lot I can do.<br /><br />I can give you some advice though...<br /><br />033<br /><br />Hakuu: Ok..<br /><br />Are you listening Enji?<br /><br />{Why the heck...}<br /><br />{Did you get captured?!}<br /><br />Mari: Ah..<br /><br />Tsudzuri-kun?!<br /><br />You have to slip out somehow!! Hakuu-san is going to give us some advice...<br />034<br /><br />Enji: It's fine...I'm just so tired...<br /><br />Mari: HE'S COMPLETELY GIVEN UP?!<br /><br />Hakuu: What, are you saying that i'll have to be responsible for your departed soul?<br /><br />You're really that kind of ball-less coward?<br /><br />Enji: Even if you say that kind of crap...<br /><br />I'm already on the tip of this guy's tongue~<br /><br />Guh..<br /><br />I can't gather any strength!<br /><br />At this rate I'm going to be eaten!<br /><br />Wait...<br /><br />Could it be...?<br /><br />035<br /><br />(Sfx- Gokun gulp)<br /><br />Mari: It---<br /><br />It really ate Tsudzuri-kun!!<br /><br />Hakuu: No...<br /><br />Is it just me or did that guy get eaten on purpose?<br /><br />{It's as if...}<br /><br />Hakuu: I knew it...!<br /><br />036<br /><br />Hakuu: He plans to attack from the inside...<br /><br />I suppose that makes sense if the outer part of it's body is impervious to damage. Still he's one reckless kid.<br /><br />037<br /><br />Enji: U—ugh...nasty...<br /><br />So wait, you're saying nothing would have happened to my friends?<br /><br />Hakuu: Well..they might have had issues if they were in there for a whole day....but since they're out now they should be fine.<br /><br />Mari: Thank goodness.<br /><br />Hakuu: More like, you did a good job getting out of there, huh?<br /><br />Enji: To be honest, I wasn't even completely sure It'd work. I just decided to bet on a hunch.<br /><br />Enji: In the worst case scenario, I’d just get a nice tour of it's anus I guess.<br /><br />Mari: It seems to me that today has had one too many toilet jokes....literally.<br /><br />038<br /><br />Enji: Well..<br /><br />I think it's come to the point where we have to ask ourselves how a hugeass cris got here in the school's pool in the first place.<br /><br />{Currently under the effects of a tranquilizer.}<br /><br />Hakuu: Right...<br /><br />{A chytrid frog prefers an area where it is in complete control...}<br /><br />{So there's no feesable reason for it to appear in a school pool.}<br /><br />{Moreover it's size...}<br /><br />{It's more than twice what it should be.}<br /><br />{This is clearly an artificial creation...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Uzo uzozozo creepcreepcrep)<br /><br />039<br /><br />Enji: Hakuu, something just came out of the frog's mouth...<br /><br />(Sfx- Bichaaa bloorsh)<br /><br />040<br /><br />Enji: Hakuu, what the hell was that just now? More like, what did you do?!<br />{A parasitic bug...}<br /><br />{I knew it...this occurrence...}<br /><br />{It's the handiwork of that ridiculous mad scientist....}<br /><br />Hakuu: Now lets leave the cleanup to Kuro....and head on home, 'kay?<br /><br />Enji: Huh?<br /><br />041<br /><br />Enji: Um...what did you just do to that black thingy?<br /><br />Hakuu: Nothing major. Let's go.<br /><br />Enji: But...<br /><br />Hakuu: You have to go to school today, right?<br /><br />{It seems I have the perfect enemy to have this kid test his skills against....}<br /><br />Susutake: Huh...<br /><br />Why am I at a place like this...<br /><br />AND DUDE WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN ….....CONTINUED IN ISSUE 10 (Out September 3rd.) Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:38:02 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32709 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32708 <br />Where even Luchiru knows the best way to avoid jail time is to destroy any proof that there was a crime. Even if it means almost drowning a stalker. M'boy you're almost a perfect human~<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br />(Side text- While learning about 'affection' from a stalker, Luchiru runs into Kyousuke?!)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Get it, buddy?<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />Kyousuke: Your stalking is getting on her nerves.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaah fwaaah)<br /><br />Guy: Hmph!<br /><br />You're the one who doesn't get it!!<br /><br />An idiot with no manners would never understand stalking! You're the one who's annoying her!!<br /><br />Kyousuke: The hell are you talking about?<br /><br />I'm Chiwa's little brother....<br /><br />Guy: Talking is a waste of time!!<br /><br />002<br /><br />Guy: I'll teach you just what a mistake it is..<br /><br />To stalk Chiwa-tan when I am!!<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />(Side text- The stalker runs wild!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bachihihi zzzzt)<br /><br />5th space: Destroy the evidence.<br /><br />003<br /><br />{A stun gun?!}<br /><br />Guy: Thunder break!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bachiii zzzzzt)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Guh!<br /><br />Dude, you're the one....<br />WHO'S A STALKER!!<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododo thoooom)<br /><br />Guy: I am...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzaahh Sssfft)<br /><br />Guy: Never going to let Chiwa-tan get hurt!!<br /><br />Die Die Die Die Die die!<br /><br />Die Die Die!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Whoaaa!!<br /><br />(TN- Luchiru has a habit of going 'awawawawa' which..sounds dumb in English. I'm gonna render it 'Whoaa!' for now on.)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Luchiru: Why is that guy...Kyousuke here?!<br /><br />Guy: Die Die Die Die Die!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Worst yet, he's actually fighting that stalker guy!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuuuuoo fwoooofh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bachiii zzzt)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bari bari vvvezzzzt)<br /><br />Guy: I may be a stalker but I am a stalker who upholds the rules!!<br /><br />I am much different than a stalker like you with no manners!<br /><br />(Sfx- gah grab)<br /><br />Kyousuke: You....<br /><br />uphold rules?<br /><br />006<br /><br />Kyousuke: She doesn't want to worry our family...<br /><br />Chiwa: It's fine! I'm sure it's just a prank!<br /><br />(Sfx- gata gata shiver shiver)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuu grnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Meri meri grnd grind)<br /><br />(Sfx- Giri giri grnd grndd)<br /><br />Kyousuke: But the real deal is that she's scared out of her mind!<br /><br />I dunno what kind of faith you have in her or whatever, but...<br /><br />I...<br /><br />I know guys who think they can do no wrong are the worst sort of bastard out there!!<br /><br />007<br /><br />Kyousuke: Listen up stalker. You are committing the perfect 'crime'!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Manners and that crap don't have shit to do with what you're doing to her!<br /><br />Luchiru: Wha?<br /><br />Kyousuke: So beat it....<br /><br />Luchiru: Are you serious....?<br /><br />Kyousuke: AND NEVER COME BACK!!!<br /><br />Luchiru: St---<br /><br />STALKING IS A CRIIIIIME?! <br /><br />(TN- Someone please meme this. Please.)<br /><br />008<br /><br />Luchiru: Then...If I had been caught stalking with that guy....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Tailing her is of the utmost importance!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- 'Kay!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun dokun throb throb)<br />(Handwritten- Die for your crimes!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuh Ungh!)<br /><br />{Wither and die}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun throb)<br /><br />Luchiru: This is bad!! I have to do something!!<br /><br />If I don't that stalker guy will definitely spill his guts and implicate me!!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Hey, give them to me. I know you took some pictures of her too right?<br /><br />Guy: Uuuh...<br /><br />You may...<br /><br />Have a point, I have to concede that to you...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Huh?)<br /><br />Dude: Chiwa-tan may find my actions....unnerving..<br /><br />And I realize i'm comitting a crime...!!<br /><br />That much I understand....<br /><br />(Sfx- Guuh grab)<br /><br />Guy: But...!!<br /><br />009<br /><br />Guy: There's no one for me other than Chiwa-tan!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaahiii fwshhh)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Damn!!<br /><br />Sand?!<br /><br />Guy: You idiot!!<br /><br />Luchiru: This is bad...<br /><br />He's just going to keep making his crimes worse...!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Chichichichihi zzzzzzt)<br /><br />(Sfx- Chi chi zzzt)<br /><br />Guy: The one who will protect her...<br /><br />010<br /><br />Kyousuke: Uraaaaaah!!!<br /><br />Guy: Will be meeee!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishi sssht)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishi bishi sssshhhht)<br /><br />Luchiru: I gotta do it then...!!!<br /><br />011<br /><br />{Dekos!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashiiiiihhh fwaeeeeh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishi bishi bishi sshsitt shsshiit)<br /><br />Guy: I wi----<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoooohh thooom)<br /><br />013<br /><br />(No text, just Fukuchi is so awesome at using panels and perception.) <br /><br />014<br /><br />Guy: Wh...<br /><br />Aa<br /><br />(Sfx- Meki meki grnnd grnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Megii grrnd)<br /><br />Guy: aat...<br /><br />Is...<br /><br />thaaat...<br /><br />THIIIIIING!?<br /><br />015<br /><br />Kyousuke: GURAHHH!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogaaah thoook)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohhh fwooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: Bokohelu!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooounnn fwoooom)<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Dopoooon bloooosh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuuun shhhhhsh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pitaaaan dsshhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pukaaah bloop)<br /><br />Luchiru: Hah hah..<br /><br />There, now the evidence has been destroyed completely...<br /><br />(Handwritten- See ya stalker.)<br /><br />018<br /><br />Kyousuke: Looks like I got 'em...!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Goshi goshi goshi wipe wipe wipe)<br /><br />(Handwritten- I couldn't see 'em, but I sure felt that hit!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- suh swft)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Huh?<br /><br />Seijurou: Buahahahahah!!!<br /><br />All's well that ends well, huh Chiwa!!!<br />019<br /><br />Seijurou: The case of that stalker has been shut tight huh!!<br /><br />Makoto: That's great isn't it, Chiwa-chan?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahahahahah)<br /><br />???: Thank you~<br /><br />Makoto: Hey!! By the way what kind of guy was he?<br /><br />You caught him right, Grandpa?!<br /><br />Seijurou: Heheh...<br /><br />He was a fat guy with glasses....probably in his 30s.<br /><br />I saw him peeping around the yard and popped him one good.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Imma beat you!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goshaah crack)<br /><br />Seijurou: I'm sure he's the one who's been coming around sending Chiwa letters! But I downed the guy in one blow.<br /><br />Kyousuke: So the guy sending the letters was him huh?<br /><br />Luchiru: Geez, I didn't learn anything about this 'affection' thingy...<br /><br />And I ended up using the majinagram in front of a human.<br /><br />Eh, he didn't really see me so I guess it's all good.<br /><br />020<br /><br />Luchiru: That aside...<br /><br />(Sfx- Chira glare)<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)<br /><br />{Why is it he'd go so far for Chiwa? Is it just because of their blood bonds?}<br /><br />{I didn't get the impression that she's going to reward him for his efforts or anything like that..}<br /><br />{Just what the heck is...}<br /><br />{'Family'....}<br /><br />Makoto: Huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)<br /><br />Makoto: Today's tamagoyaki is super sweet!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yay!)<br /><br />Seijurou: Mmh!<br /><br />(Handwritten- It sure is!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Oh, cat's out of the bag?<br /><br />Well, think of it as a service for my little bro~<br /><br />Seijurou: Chiwa!! I thought I told you that tamagoyaki has to be made a certain way?!<br /><br />Chiwa: Sugar was half priced today.<br /><br />So just deal with it being a little sweet, mmkay?<br /><br />Seijurou: What?!<br /><br />(Side text- Next issue starts a whole new arc! It's finally time for Luchiru to attend school! Moreover the daily life of the majin world underground is revealed! You don't want to miss it!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 52. Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:28:41 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32708 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32704 <br />-Has totally not done any Christmas shopping for anyone. <br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Side text- New years appears from nowhere....)<br /><br />(Side text- The TV anime comics Gintama Sorachi Hideaki 'SELECTION' Various 'intellectual' smart gag version is in stores everywhere!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI.<br /><br />Lesson 382: Seems talk of otoshidama usually results in an outburst of toilet humor. <br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chan, Gin-chan.<br /><br />An Otoshidama...<br /><br />I can have one now, yes?<br /><br />(TN- Otoshidama are gifts of money to children. They usually are given in small decorated envelopes on New years day.)<br /><br />002<br /><br />Gintoki: And where did you hear such filthy language young lady?<br /><br />It's not ladylike to say such things, I've said that before.<br /><br />Kagura: But everyone is talking about it, uh-huh.<br /><br />They are saying on earth adults give children otoshidama at the end of the year.<br /><br />Gin-chan, what are otoshidama?<br /><br />Aiyah~<br /><br />I want one too. You will give me one, yes?<br /><br />Gintoki: ….You really want one huh?<br /><br />Kagura: I do.<br /><br />I am not sure what they are, but I do want one.<br /><br />Gintoki: ...I only hope...<br /><br />You won't regret it.<br /><br />Kagura: Eh?<br /><br />Gintoki: Are you truly prepared to accept an otoshidama?<br /><br />Once I give you an otoshidama you have to be prepared for everything and anything.<br /><br />You do understand, right?<br /><br />003<br /><br />Kagura: You exaggerate.<br /><br />It cannot be that serious.<br /><br />Yes? Gin-chan.<br /><br />(Sfx- Potata dripdrip)<br /><br />Kagura: Gin....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashaaaan thuuuud)<br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!<br /><br />Are you okay, Gin-chan?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)<br /><br />Kagura: Get a hold of yourself!<br /><br />Gintoki: Guwah...<br /><br />Kagura: Wh---What is going on....<br /><br />GIN-CHAAAAN!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gorooooohhh blooooorsh)<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Sfx- Boto boto droopdroop)<br /><br />Gintoki: T---<br /><br />Take them...<br /><br />The...these are your...<br /><br />Otoshidama.<br /><br />(TN- Ngh. This is why I would have just localized it, but because some want complete accuracy...Okay. Otoshidama means 'New years ball or treasure' while Gintoki's 'Otoshidama' is written as 'Falling balls'. Same pronunciation, different meaning. Japanese is a punny language after all.)<br />Kagura: Gi---Gin-chan..<br /><br />What are these?!<br /><br />What are these 'otoshidama' supposed to be?!<br /><br />Y—You cannot mean....<br /><br />You are giving me your most precious...those important....balls?<br /><br />Gintoki: ...It's fine.<br /><br />I knew this day would come eventually.<br /><br />To be straight up with you, I was really scared the whole time we've known each other...that someday you'd say that word...'otoshidama'.....<br /><br />And then our daily lives would be destroyed beyond repair.<br /><br />005<br /><br />Kagura: I---I'm sorry Gin-chan!!<br /><br />I knew nothing! I did not know otoshisama would be this troublesome!<br /><br />I do not want these! I don't want something like this! I have no need for your mystery balls!<br /><br />So please, Gin-chan...<br /><br />Gintoki: Kagura....an adult giving you an otoshidama can't just 'take them back'. This is reality.<br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chan!!<br /><br />Gintoki: You know...I told myself no matter what happens I'd give you an otoshidama.<br /><br />Now that the deed is done, I can't turn back.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gobaaahhh doooosh)<br /><br />Gintoki: Overcome my..<br /><br />No the corpses of adulthood.<br /><br />Kagura there are seven of those balls scattered worldwide.<br /><br />To gather them you'll have to search all around the world for an illusionist hidden treasure<br /><br />The legendary treasure you'll find after gathering these balls can grant the wishes of children.<br /><br />It's the treasure ball....otoshidama.<br /><br />Yo-you can do it...i know you can...<br /><br />For my sake..<br /><br />Kagura: Gi—cha...<br /><br />GIN-CHAAAAAAAN!!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Kagura: AS IFFFFFF!!!<br /><br />(Sfx-GOPAAAH THOOOOM)<br /><br />Kagura: Hey, what is the treasure ball?<br /><br />You just do not want to give me an otoshidama, yes? Why would you give me something so grotesque instead?<br /><br />It is the year of the dragon, but I have a trauma now!!<br /><br />(TN- Dunno if I'm right, but TraUMA has the word for UMA in it...or horse.)<br /><br />Gintoki: Oh so you already knew huh? People sure do suck.<br /><br />Kagura: It is because you tried to force rules onto your joke! Of course someone would figure it out!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para Clattter clatter)<br /><br />Gintoki: But it's just so hard to gather the funds for a real otoshidama. Maybe you should try to understand that much before bitching at me.<br /><br />Kagura: I do understand! I understand that people do not vomit up white balls and then ask others to understand their feelings!<br /><br />Gintoki: I can't help it. It's because my body is full of treasure balls. I thought I could at least drop one in in the hands of some poor brat..<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hey! It's been a minute.)<br /><br />Kagura: That is just a pachinko parlor!!<br /><br />Gintoki: It's a place where treasure balls come out all day long. You can eat them and drink treasure broth there.<br /><br />007<br /><br />Kagura: If you like balls dropping so much, about about I....<br /><br />Shinpachi: Geez, the year's barely started and you guys are already at it?<br /><br />Happy new years everyone!<br /><br />Here you go, Kagura-chan.<br /><br />Kagura: !<br /><br />What is that?<br /><br />(Envelope- Otoshidama Kagura-chan.)<br /><br />Shinpachi: What is this? Well obviously since it's the end of the year, we give out otoshidama right?<br /><br />Kagura: Ooh! Seriously? Shinpachi, you are amazing yes?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Hahah, I can't take all of the credit...it was sister who told me to bring this over.<br /><br />Kagura: I see! Yahoo!<br /><br />Shinpachi: I don't really expect to get an otoshidama at my age.<br /><br />Eh, well I guess to sister I'm always going to be a little kid.<br /><br />In any case I want to grow up to be someone like her.<br /><br />That in a time like this when money is necessary they're able to pony it up.<br /><br />Kagura: That is so. We should hope to not become the type of adult who will spit up white balls when someone requests an otoshidama, yes?<br /><br />Shinpachi: You're right about that. There's nothing sadder than an adult who can't even pay out an otoshidama at the end of the year. I hope I never end up like that. <br /><br />008<br /><br />Gintoki: Heeey!! You guys are trying to screw with me ain't cha?!<br /><br />Why the fuck am I the only one without an otoshidama?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE PISSED ABOUT?!<br /><br />Knock it off at once Gin-san!<br /><br />This isn't about you getting something, it's about you giving!!<br /><br />Kagura: Sometimes you should at least fake being a leader type character!<br />Gintoki: What the hell are you talking about? I'm a man. Of course I ain't gonna actually drop my balls for you.<br /><br />(TN- Tama ni can mean 'sometimes' which is what Kagura said, and it can also mean 'balls' which is what Gintoki heard.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ban thunk)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Here, use this.<br /><br />We figured you'd try to fool us so we quietly saved some money for a time like this.<br /><br />Kagura: You should use this and show people you've got your good points.<br /><br />Shinpachi: At least once, be a leader that we can boast about to others.<br /><br />Gintoki: You guys...<br /><br />Kagura: We will expect you to return the interest.<br /><br />009<br /><br />Gintoki: Thanks guys~!!<br /><br />All right, for everyone's sakes I'll take this chump change...<br /><br />And return with three times....<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooonnn BOOOOM)<br /><br />Seita: Ah!<br /><br />It's Gin-san!!<br /><br />Are ya out givin' people new years greetings?<br /><br />Gintoki: The hell you mean, 'greeting' ya bastard?<br /><br />In all honesty it ain't even new years in this magazine.<br /><br />We're just trying to approximate the time of the year so we can do a shitty story about otoshidama.<br /><br />Hinowa: An otoshidama? Eh? For Gin-san?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Hinowa!!<br /><br />Hinowa: We have to move quickly and close the ceiling of Yoshiwara!<br /><br />???: Yes ma'am.<br />Hinowa: Prepare for an emergency, and inform the citizens that a shock wave could occur.<br /><br />Gintoki: What the freak are you guys so scared of?! Do you want me to kill you?!<br /><br />010<br /><br />Seita: All right! Gin-san's 'ere to give me an otoshidama!! Sweet!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: What's goin' on wit you? You about to kick tha' bucket? Is this yer bucket list?<br /><br />Gintoki: Shut the hell up! The brats wanted to come here so here we are, dammit!<br /><br />Hinowa: Isn't this great Seita?<br /><br />Seita: Sure is!<br /><br />Shinpachi: See? Isn't he happy?<br /><br />Doing stuff like this isn't bad once in a while, right?<br /><br />Gintoki: Shut it. This is enough right?<br /><br />Hinowa: Sorry about this...Oh! I know! How about I give you an otoshidama as thanks for everything you've done?<br /><br />I've got just the thing to return the favor, Shinpa-san, Kagura-chan.<br /><br />Tsukuyo?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogoouun rmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahhhh sheeen)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Seems like this is the only decent thing we got around.<br /><br />A few days ago, we were lookin' through Housen's storage and found a giant golden pole and balls.<br /><br />Seita: And lookie here! I got a golden abalone for my otoshidama!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ain't it pretty?)<br /><br />Seita: Hey Gin-san, what did you bring fer me?<br /><br />(TN- An abalone has the reputation as being known as a...vagina. Golden balls and vagina. Never change Sorachi. Never change.)<br /><br />Seita: Hey, is it golden?<br /><br />Hinowa: He is 'Gin'-san after all, so a silver pole sounds about right.<br />Seita: No, It's gotta be balls!<br /><br />011<br /><br />Gintoki: How about I buy you some gentle on the skin silver colored paint?<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon boooom)<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah I'm drawing a blank. What do I do now guys?<br /><br />I've got balls of gold, but all they have is a geezer's balls of gold.<br /><br />Shinpachi: I'm asking you, why does it always have to be about balls?<br /><br />Kagura: It is fine if they are wrinkled a bit.<br /><br />Gintoki: That's far from being the problem here.<br /><br />We dont' have a damn thing that's close to being like what they have.<br /><br />Trading what we have for what they have is basically robbery.<br /><br />Shinpachi: It's the thought that counts.<br /><br />Gintoki: Then you tell ME what you're thinking right now.<br /><br />Kagura: It is fine if they have fallen and are a bit wrinkled, yes?<br /><br />Gintoki: THAT IS NOT THE FRIGGIN PROBLEM DAMMIT.<br /><br />Um, yeah. About that guys....<br /><br />???: Ahem.<br /><br />(Sfx- Furi wfft)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Cough cough (I'll lend this to ya.)<br /><br />Coughahem. (Just take this.)<br /><br />{She's noticed our prooooblem!!}<br /><br />{She's willing to rent out a golden pole to usssssss!!}<br /><br />012<br /><br />Gintoki: Couhghocoughehm. (Why the hell would we borrow money from you when we have none to pay it back?)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Coughohuh (I'm not lending it to ya, it's a one time thing.)<br /><br />Gintoki: Hackackhough (I said we don't need your pity! How the hell can we take that with a straight face?!)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Haccckacoughogho (Quit actin' cool and take my money!)<br /><br />Gintoki: HOOORUH (Don't go screaming it out to the whole damn world! Someone'll hear you!)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I'm tellin' ya that it's fine! Longer we keep this goin, more likely it is someone will find us out! (Ahem.) <br /><br />Gintoki: COUGHGH (You've coughed the part you should have said, and said the part you should have coughed!)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Heeey!! Gin-san and Tsukuyo-san have basically said their intentions out loud for everyone to hear!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyah gyah rabble rabble)<br /><br />Seita: Ahem.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Seita-kun's already figured everything out! He's totally not impressed!!<br /><br />Gintoki: Coughohuh (F-fine then. I'll take your money since you want me to so bad.)<br /><br />Coughoh (Hows this, can anyone see us?)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Coughh (Right ova here, it's a pole ya know.)<br /><br />Gintoki: Cough (A pole)<br /><br />(Sfx- Munii squisshi)<br /><br />Gintoki: Coughugh (This ain't no pole, they're balls.)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ngahoughhh (THE HELL YA DOIN'?!)<br /><br />Seita: Gi---<br /><br />Gin-saaaan!!<br /><br />Ah!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bicha bicha blossh blisssh)<br /><br />013<br /><br />Gintoki: There.<br />Otoshidama.<br /><br />(TN- Fallen balls kanji combination.)<br /><br />Kagura: How many times are you going to let your white balls fall out huh?<br /><br />Your otoshidama has calcified into a pair of broken down balls has it not?<br /><br />Gintoki: Something like that ain't useful.<br /><br />Shinpachi: They weren't useful from the beginning.<br /><br />Gintoki: Can we just like, not do this any more? I ain't any good at giving out otoshidama.<br /><br />Especially to people who's financial standards are far above our own.<br /><br />Listen, you guys should know just how empty handed I am from the wages, or lack of them I pay you.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Please don't talk about people with better financial standings when it's your fault we're flat broke. <br /><br />Gintoki: Seriously though! This manga doesn't even have any kids in it.<br /><br />All we have is an overabundance of old dudes who think like children.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Otoshidama don't have to be for kids alone you know....<br /><br />You can give it to an underclassman too...<br /><br />Gintoki: I don't have any kouhai.<br /><br />???: Gintoki-senpaiii!!<br /><br />014<br /><br />Katsura: I knew it was you Gintoki-senpai!<br /><br />Ooh! Have a look at this! I just managed to find someone else from our nostalgic past!<br /><br />Do you remember this fellow? He fought alongside us during the patriot wars!<br /><br />Elisugi....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohhh Thuuunk)<br /><br />Gintoki: And so that THING is supposed to be my kouhai?<br /><br />(Sfx- Meiri meri meri mshh mssh)<br /><br />Katsura: How rude! I can't believe you went and forgot him senpai! He was always trying to destroy the wold back then..<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah I'm fairly sure the guy I knew didn't use poster boards.<br /><br />Katsura: Only a heartless monster would go and forget his kouhai.<br /><br />Well, it's the end of the year so just giving us an otoshidama works.<br /><br />Gintoki: Why the hell should I do that when it's obvious you guys are lying to me?! More like, would Takasugi even WANT one?!<br /><br />Katsura: Hahahah, of course that hasn't changed has it, Zabesuke. <br /><br />He's always been talking about seeing what you're up to...hey! He just asked, 'Gintoki-senpai will you give me an otoshidama?' <br /><br />Gintoki: What the hell are you doing?! Putting words in his mouth?<br /><br />Katsura: Oh yes, before I forget....here is my otoshidama to you, Leader....Shinpachi-kun.<br /><br />Please choose whatever one you wish.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Wow!<br /><br />Kagura: Is it really okay, Zura?<br /><br />015<br /><br />Katsura: They are tickets to my patriot training seminar. You have the five thousand yen course and the ten thousand yen course ticket. <br /><br />(Certificate- Patriot training seminar course. Thousand yen.)<br /><br />Katsura: The five thousand yen course is a three day training seminar, while the one thousand yen course is for setting down foundations for patriotism. It is essentially the same as beginning the five thousand yen course but for those who don't have the five thousand to spare.<br /><br />Both: THEN HOW ABOUT WE START WITH THIS FIVE THOUSAND COURSE?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahgohogho thok thooom)<br /><br />Gintoki: Like I said, let's stop this.<br /><br />There's nothing good that comes from handing out otoshidama.<br /><br />Or is it you're stubbornly trying to do this cause you said you would?<br /><br />Shinpachi: I—It's not like that.<br />Gintoki: Then besides brats, kouhai and the affluent, who can we give these to?<br /><br />(Note- Otoshidama please.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah tmp tmp)<br /><br />Gintoki: See, let's just stop this.<br /><br />There's nothing good that can come from giving an otoshidama. Get it?<br /><br />Shinpachi: It's not like that, okay?<br /><br />Then besides brats, kouhai, and the affluent who can we give these to?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah sfft sfft)<br /><br />(Note- Otoshidama please.)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Gintoki: SERIOUSLY LETS STOP THIS!!!<br /><br />THERE'S NOTHING GOOD THAT CAN COME FROM GIVING AN OTOSHIDAMA GET IT?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!<br /><br />Gintoki: THEN BESIDES BRATS, KOUHAI AND THE AFFLUENT WHO CAN WE GIVE THESE TO?!<br /><br />(Note- Otoshidama please.)<br /><br />Hasegawa: Happy new years~<br /><br />Gintoki: WHAT'S SO HAPPY ABOUT IT?! I FEEL LIKE I'M STARING INTO THE MIDDLE OF AN ENDLESS ABYSS!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: HE'S COMPLETELY SEALED AWAY!!<br /><br />Gintoki: WHAT THE FREAK HAPPENED TO YOU!?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Craaaap!! When he takes his glasses off the darkness only gets more perverse!!<br /><br />It's like we've ALL been closed off from the light!!<br /><br />Hasegawa: It's the new year, but all I seem to see is darkness before my eyes~<br /><br />Shinpachi: Duuude, It's like I can hear his voice in my head!!<br /><br />Gintoki: Sweet, now you can give him an otoshidama. Go on, Kagura-chan, Shinpachi-kun.<br />Hasegawa: Have you all come to try and take something from me?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Nooooooo! We're not here to do anything of the sort! We're not going to take anything else from you!<br /><br />017<br /><br />Hasegawa: I've got wings of vinyl and cardboard...<br /><br />Which would you prefer? Just go ahead and rip one off.<br /><br />Shinpachi: WHY WOULD WE WANT TO?! We've got plenty of useless to go around!!<br /><br />Hasegawa: I sorta hope you choose the cardboard ones....heheh that'll be a scream.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Heeey! He did something to the cardboard one!!<br /><br />Hasegawa: Oh but the vinyl one is...hahahahah...<br /><br />Shinpachi: EITHER ONE SEEMS TO BE A BAD IDEA!! LET'S JUST GIVE HIM SOMETHING AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!<br /><br />Gintoki: See how irritating it is? Can we quit?<br /><br />???: You can't!<br /><br />You can't just give up on otoshidama like that~<br /><br />Why not hurry up and scoot over here~?<br /><br />Did you know...<br /><br />That otoshidama don't have to be things that only kids get to enjoy...<br /><br />Welcome...<br /><br />To the adult otoshidama~<br /><br />If it's balls you want...<br /><br />Let me give them to you~<br /><br />(TN- Er...well in Sacchan's case, otoshi dama seems to be a sort of store. Using the kanji for ball and shop.)<br /><br />018<br /><br />Gintoki: 'Kay. Can I drop this ball on you?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gagoooh thooom)<br /><br />(Handwrtten- Aaan~)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Seems like it was a waste of time...<br /><br />We ran ourselves ragged and in the end didn't give a single person an otoshidama.<br /><br />Gintoki: It's not a good idea to come between people and their money.<br /><br />Here, let me give these back to you.<br /><br />Along with...<br /><br />these.<br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chan, what is this?<br /><br />(Envelope- To Kagura.)<br /><br />Gintoki: It was a pain in the ass for real. Do you know how many times I wanted to spend this on myself?<br /><br />I did such a great job hiding it that I forgot about it myself.<br /><br />I didn't remember where it was until just now.<br /><br />It was hidden at the bottom of my boot.<br /><br />Kagura: I see....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zun zun snif snf)<br /><br />Kagura: It smells terribly, yes?<br /><br />019<br /><br />Shinpachi: Then...<br /><br />Now that we have some cash...<br /><br />Kagura: Let us...<br /><br />Hurry and spend it, yes?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashiih graab)<br /><br />Gintoki: Dude, after everything we've been through, you guys still want to waste that money?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Well you know...<br /><br />It's not every day we get to have Gin-san's 'otoshidama'....<br /><br />So it only makes sense that when we do have it, we blow it responsibly.<br /><br />(TN- Now it's otoshidama, but the last kanji has 'soul' instead of 'balls'.)<br /><br />Gintoki: ….che.<br /><br />The hell you bastards. That doesn't even make sense.<br /><br />(Sfx- Ahahaahahah)<br /><br />(Left scroll- Gin-san's coupon for glasses, good only once.// Right scroll Gin-san's coupon for sukonbu, good only once.)<br /><br />(Guy's kimono- Grilled meat.)<br /><br />(Side text- Bet no one expected THAT ending!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 382................END. Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:31:28 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32704 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32505 <br />Oh sure Sorachi. Go back to being a text dumpster. See if I care. Hmph.<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Side text- It's that time of the season....)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br /><br />{Today is the coldest day of the year, isn't it?}<br /><br />Ana: Everyone, be sure to put on your warmest clothes before going out, so you don't get sick right before Christmas!<br /><br />???: Okay!!<br /><br />Ana: Well then, be sure to go off today in good spirits~!<br /><br />Gintoki: Sure thing!!<br /><br />Kagura: Hurry up and find some work, Putarou. <br /><br />Shinpachi: Gin-san, do you think it's possible to act a little less embarrassing this early in the morning? Watching you fool around is painful.<br /><br />Gintoki: If it's Ketsuno Ana asking, I can't ignore it.<br /><br />Kagura: You have been like this since that onmyouji incident. <br /><br />Talking to Ketsuno Ana through the television set as if she notices you.<br /><br />Sure you say she is smiling for you and you alone, but is that the truth?<br /><br />002<br /><br />Shinpachi: Um, that just makes you a fanboy doesn't it?<br /><br />You sound just like a stalker.<br /><br />Gintoki: What the hell are you talking about? I can't help it if she likes smiling at me.<br /><br />Kagura: You are an idiot. You should find some work. Stop ogling that announcer lady.<br /><br />Announcers and the such are like the acquaintances of baseball players. In fact if they really wanted to, they could become J leagers.<br /><br />Moreso than even the athletes, they are chasing after a ball with all their might.<br /><br />They are not interested in dirty *alls like Gin-chan's.<br /><br />Gintoki: Nuh-uh!!! Ketsuno Ana is different than them! She's the Ana within Ana! She's the Ana that drops within Rondalka's cave, ya asswipe!!<br /><br />(TN- Rondalka's cave is a location in Dragonquest II.)<br />Ana: Now for today's Black fortunetelling.<br /><br />Ooh, seems like you libras are in the spotlight!<br /><br />You're the lucky ones today!<br /><br />Especially permheads with dopey faces who are brushing their teeth at this current moment!<br /><br />Gintoki: See?! She's totally talking about me! She's dead on!!<br /><br />Ana: You'll be the recipients of a really amazing present today, so look forward to it~<br /><br />Gintoki: S—seriously? A present?! Could it be a...a...Love letter?!<br /><br />Ana: By the way, your lucky item would be something that's bright red...<br /><br />Gintoki: Bright red! Got it!<br /><br />003<br /><br />Gedomaru: A metal rod.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuhhh thooonk)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodon ccrasssh)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Y---<br /><br />You're....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gatagata clatter clatter)<br /><br />(Handwritten- upsy daisy.)<br /><br />Gedomaru: It's been a while, Gintoki-sama.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Gedomaru-san!!<br /><br />004<br /><br />GINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI.<br />Lesson 381: Presents should be sent early. <br /><br />(Side text- Gedomaru returns after a long hiatus!)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Shinpachi: Um..so you need....<br /><br />A splendid gift for yourself?<br />Gedomaru: I don't need a present or anything like that. I'm just returning here.<br /><br />Don't you recall me saying that you're my second master, Gintoki-sama? <br /><br />It makes perfect sense for me to return home occasionally, right?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pori pori chew chew)<br /><br />Gedomaru: So feel free to kick back and relax. My house is your house.<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah, uh...I'm fairly sure the people who live here are the ones with rights those lines.<br /><br />Gedomaru: Oh? Were you people in the middle of breakfast?<br /><br />Sorry about that, I didn't mean to interrupt chowtime or anything like that.<br /><br />Then, with out reservations lets eat~<br /><br />Shinpachi: HE'S NOT PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST!<br /><br />(Sfx- Ngahh mnyaaah)<br /><br />Gintoki: Why the hell are you here?!<br /><br />What splendid present are you talking about?! Do you think we're the post office?!<br /><br />Okay, master's orders. Get yer ass back in the TV and back where you belong!!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Gedomaru: Fine then, if you could just sign here, and afterward you'll be hearing from my lawyer.<br /><br />(Sfx- Suhh wfft)<br /><br />(Note- Shikigami divorce decree. Gedomaru//Sakata Gintoki.)<br /><br />Gedomaru: As for the consolation money, I'd think two million will do. After all being a newly divorced Shikigami means having to deal with all sorts of trouble.<br /><br />Gintoki: And why the hell does that look suspiciously like a divorce agreement? Is this some kind of Shikigami prenup scam?!<br /><br />Gedomaru: It's a real shame. I came over because I wanted to make Christel-sama happy.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gararara claaater)<br /><br />Gedomaru: Oooooh wellll~ If you're not going to help, maybe I should suggest to Christel-sama that she should fall madly in love with some other guy~<br /><br />Gintoki: H—Hold on! <br /><br />Wwait, what did you say?!<br /><br />Wait a moment miss!!<br /><br />Master, wait for me~!!<br /><br />???: Huuuh?<br /><br />A Christmas Present?!<br /><br />Gedomaru: That's it, yes.<br /><br />The truth is, us Shikigami decided that we want to get our masters a present to express our gratitude.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Shikigami?! Do they have anything to do with religion?!<br /><br />More like, shouldn't monsters who look THAT evil be sorta anti-Christmas?!<br /><br />007<br /><br />Gedomaru: Seeing that my specialty as a Shikigami is the art of kicking ass,<br /><br />I'm not sure what kind of present I would get Christel-sama that would make her happy.<br /><br />And so..<br /><br />Gintoki: Ah, I get it.<br /><br />You figured that a player like Gin-san would be able to give you advice on what to buy?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Gedomaru-san, don't listen to him. He's really only a playboy under the belt.<br /><br />Gintoki: Whatever. So not knowing what to get her, you decided in the end to get our help huh?<br /><br />Gedomaru: You know, Gintoki-sama you could find a present and give it to Christel-sama too.<br /><br />Gintoki: So that's how it is huh?! All your good for is thinking of low down stuff ain't you? Well leave it to me.<br /><br />Kagura: You know on second thought. You two are quite cute.<br /><br />Gedomaru: It's the principal of Jaian's movie version. One day of suffering for 364 days of asswhupping? I think it works out. <br /><br />Shinpachi: Your noble reason is rotting into something lowdown though...<br /><br />Well whatever! Let's pick something post haste!<br />I wonder what I should buy for sister?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dath dash)<br /><br />Kagura: Ah! That is not fair! I and Gin-chan will need to go first, please!<br /><br />Look there, it's a Santa festival!<br /><br />Shinpachi: I'm sure we can find something great there, Gedomaru-san!!<br /><br />(Sign- Santa festival!)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Hey! What are you doing there Gin-san? Let's go!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyahahahah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ufufufufu)<br /><br />Shinpachi: C'mon...!<br /><br />008<br /><br />(Sfx- Zunn dooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zzuun dooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuun doom)<br /><br />Gedomaru: Is anything the matter?<br /><br />You two.<br /><br />Shinpachi: I um...<br /><br />t—yeah.<br /><br />I'm fairly sure we were headed towards a Santa festival...<br /><br />And sure even after the page was flipped it's still sort of a Santa festival...<br /><br />009<br /><br />Shinpachi: ….<br /><br />Oooh~ I read the sign wrong! Silly me.<br /><br />(Sign- SATAN festival.)<br /><br />Shinpachi: MY AAAAAAAAAAASSSS!! <br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaah graaab)<br /><br />Shinpachi: WHAT THE FREAK IS THIS?! SOMEONE TRADED SANTA FOR SATAN?! WHY?!<br /><br />It's like a damn monster mash here!!<br /><br />All the things that go bump in the night are running rampant here, aren't they?!<br /><br />Gedomaru: I guess my strong youki wavelength caused the barrier to break and the door to the other side to open.<br /><br />Directly parallel to your coordinate axis, exists this world which is having a Santa festival simultaneously with yours. We are now in the world of the spirits, Makai.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Smells like the set up for a different manga. <br /><br />Gintoki: Pattsan, look at those simple bastards, confusing Halloween for Christmas. <br /><br />(Sfx- Pupuh snicker snicker)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pan pan pat pat)<br /><br />Shinpachi: No, WE'RE the mistaken ones. This is happening for real!<br /><br />Somehow we got lost and ended up in a Satan festival rather than a Santa one.. <br /><br />Gintoki: This ain't the time to be looking for presents then!!<br /><br />010<br /><br />Kagura: It does not matter. They are the same. It is like the kanji for Okiwara and Hagiwara.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Too bad they're totally different!<br /><br />(TN- One means 'reedy field', while the other is 'silver grass field.' I'm pretty sure it's a celebrity joke, but I don't get it.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah I want to eat a Mino.)<br /><br />(Sign- Minotaur grill.)<br /><br />Gintoki: Whether its Satan or Santa, whether they give people dreams or despair, in the end everyone's getting something right?<br /><br />Shinpachi: They're NOT! And you're dead wrong if you think someone will forgive you for that!<br /><br />Gedomaru: As expected of Gintoki-sama, he'll make a perfect demon king.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Is this the time to be impressed?! Are we going to be able to leave?! Are we going to be okay?!<br /><br />Gedomaru: In reality this world exists as a mirror to yours. In your land, demons have begun to rise...<br /><br />Along with that Satan guy who in one go had already taken this world...<br /><br />Shinpachi: Stoooopppit!! Leave that kind of story to Jump SQ!!<br /><br />Gedomaru: In any case, we might be able to find something here that fits the bill.<br /><br />Shinpachi: I'm under the impression that Christmas presents in the Makai would lack a certain -very necessary delicacy....<br /><br />Gedomaru: We need something that will shine whether it's in the light or the darkness.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Speaking of darkness, I can't help but think that your insides and our future are looking really dark about now.<br /><br />Kagura: Hey, Gedomaru!!<br /><br />How about something like that?<br /><br />We will give this to Ketsuno Ana.<br /><br />Shinpachi: DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT SHOULD BE?!<br /><br />011<br /><br />Kagura: But it is a cross, yes?<br /><br />Shinpachi: It's a cross, but something really unbelievable is attached to it!!<br /><br />Gedomaru: That is not a mere cross. It's Frankenfort. He's a charm against evil spirits.<br /><br />Shinpachi: What the blue hell is Frankenfort?! And he looks like he'd draw in evil spirits rather than warding them off!!<br /><br />Gedomaru: Hmm, may I give it a shot?<br /><br />Store owner(?): Go right ahead.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohh thooom)<br /><br />Gedomaru: That's no good. It should be able a hit from me better than that. Next?<br /><br />Shinpachi: What kind of test was that?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey Gedomaru....<br /><br />How about this?<br /><br />Ketsuno Ana might need it.<br /><br />Shinpachi: WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE FOR A KETSU NO ANA?!<br /><br />(TN- Ketsu no Ana means asshole, for those of you that didn't read the corresponding arc.)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Christmas is officially missing in action around here!! <br /><br />Gintoki: Ass cleanliness leads to face cleanliness.<br /><br />Shinpachi: What kind of Christmas is that?!<br /><br />Oni: Sir, this will take care of god excrement, washing it clean off, and send it flying. It's also a shower toilet bath.<br /><br />Shinpachi: How long are we going to stand around talking about assholes?!<br /><br />Gedomaru: Hold on. Maybe I should test it first.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Please don't. Just don't do anything Gedomaru-san!!<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Goshaaaah doooom)<br /><br />Gedomaru: Next.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Why must you test things like that?!<br /><br />Gintoki: At this rate we're never going to find anything for Ketsuno Ana.<br /><br />Shinpachi: I really think she'd be better off forgetting any of those presents. <br /><br />How can you guys even still remember it's the Christmas season?! <br /><br />Gintoki: You know what I think Pattsan? You could do less yapping and more present finding.<br /><br />Shinpachi: I've got my hands full doing the straight man routine here.<br /><br />Kagura: Shinpachi. In countries where there is no straight man act, you will be known as simply..<br /><br />That annoying glasses person in Gintama, yes?<br /><br />Shinpachi: NAME ONE COUNTRY LIKE THAT DAMMIT! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT BEING THE STRAIGHT MAN IS!!<br /><br />Kagura: If this displeases you, try to do something other than be the straight man.<br /><br />Shinpachi: You make it sound so easy, but in the makai, I...<br /><br />(Sfx- Don bump)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Ah, sorry!<br /><br />{Crap, It feels like I may have accidentally kissed this person...}<br /><br />Gedomaru: What are you doing Shinpachi?<br /><br />Those are on sale.<br /><br />Kagura: Ugh, they are creepy.<br /><br />Gintoki: I feel like I've seen 'em before though.<br /><br />{Pa....}<br /><br />013<br /><br />{Pandemonium-san....}<br /><br />{No..}<br /><br />{No way...}<br /><br />{Shi...}<br /><br />{Shinpachi-ku...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon thooom)<br /><br />Shinpachi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?<br /><br />Gedomaru: I was trying to talk to you and then you get all wibbly and flip out. It was pissing me off..<br /><br />Shinpachi: IMMA KILL YOU DEAD, BITCH!!<br /><br />Give her baaaaaack!! I want my Pandemonium-san baaaaaaaaack!!<br /><br />Gedomaru: Excuse me, could you give me Pandimonium-san, please?<br /><br />You guys are all probably starving aren't you?<br /><br />Shinpachi: YOU INTEND ON EATING DON'T YOU!?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gefuhh burrp)<br /><br />(Handwritten- They really ate her in front of me...and I couldn't do anything...)<br /><br />Gedomaru: I guess it really isn't easy to find presents is it?<br /><br />014<br /><br />Gedomaru: I had no idea that it was this difficult to find someone a present.<br /><br />I'm a shikigami after all and not a human...I'm probably a hundred years off of being able to convincingly mimic you guys and your ways.<br /><br />Kagura: Hey now. Get a grip. You said you want to be like the movie Jaian right?<br /><br />A present will have meaning. Even if the person getting it is pathetic.<br /><br />Gintoki: Are you cheering her up or putting her down?<br /><br />All right, lets change gears for a minute.<br /><br />Why not find something you'd like?<br /><br />Gedomaru: Hm?<br /><br />Gintoki: You've been trying to find a present that you figure would make her happy, but that ain't working out, obviously.<br /><br />So why not find something that you want? It's the thought that counts at any rate.<br /><br />Gedomaru: But I'm not too sure what Cristel-sama's interests are...<br /><br />Gintoki: Just choose already.<br /><br />Gedomaru: Then...<br /><br />How about this?<br /><br />Kagura: It is a hair ornament, yes?<br /><br />Shinpachi: Wait, aren't you just putting someone's skulls on your skull? <br /><br />015<br /><br />Gintoki: Would YOU want something like that?<br /><br />Gedomaru: Well...<br /><br />I mean, if it were Cristel-sama who gave it to me...<br /><br />I would be overjoyed with anything.<br /><br />(Sfx- Geragera Snicker snicker)<br /><br />Gintoki: I see.<br /><br />Yo pops, gimme that thing.<br /><br />Shinpachi: Hold on, Gin-san...<br /><br />Gintoki: I want two.<br /><br />Oh yeah, do me a favor and knock a few digits from the price, mmmkay?<br /><br />Make sure you give it to her properly.<br /><br />And wear 'em as a pair.<br /><br />Demon: Sorry bub.<br /><br />Can't sell that to ya.<br /><br />See, we have a strict no sales to humans policy here.<br /><br />But it's yer lucky day. Cause if it's bones you want...<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyagaaaah dssssssh)<br /><br />Demon: I can rip yours out!<br /><br />(Sfx- Garraan clatter)<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Barabara clatter clatter)<br /><br />Demons: Gahahahahah!! Well hot damn! Some humans wandered here!! Ain't that something!<br /><br />Let's rip 'em up and sell them!<br /><br />I want the arm.<br /><br />Lemmie get a head!<br /><br />Leave me the nails.<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodooon fwooooosh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bara bara clatter)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh graab)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuboooh fwhooof)<br /><br />Gedomaru: Oooh, lookie what I got for free~<br /><br />Shinpachi: I CAN'T TELL WHO'S WORSE HERE!!<br /><br />017<br /><br />Demons: Oh shi—there's a Japanese demon up in here! And she's a monster!! Shit just got real!!<br /><br />She's gotta be Demon king class!! <br /><br />Dammit, lets go get Satan-sama! We ain't gonna let some Japanese demon call the shots! It's time to go to war!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Gedomaru...<br /><br />Gedomaru: I'm sorry.<br /><br />I shouldn't have dragged you guys here.<br /><br />But maybe this turned out for the best after all.<br /><br />I managed to learn something important.<br /><br />Why....<br /><br />Humans give each other gifts.<br /><br />Honestly I thought it would be a pain in the ass,<br /><br />But it turned out to be pretty fun.<br /><br />Next time I'll choose a present on my own.<br /><br />I dunno what it'll be or how to choose it,<br /><br />But the main point is that I have to do it...or there won't be any meaning.<br /><br />018<br /><br />Gedomaru: Gintoki-sama...<br /><br />I think I’m the one who ended up receiving a splendid present today.<br /><br />Later guys.<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuhhh fwffff)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Wait...<br /><br />Hold on...<br /><br />Demons: Hey!! There they are Satan-sama!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: COME BACK FOR US!!!!<br /><br />{It's the coldest day of the year today everyone!}<br /><br />{These cold days will only continue...}<br /><br />{So be sure not to get sick!}<br /><br />019<br /><br />Ana: Don't get too complacent just because Christmas is almost here!<br /><br />Everyone, be sure to put on your warmest clothes before going out, so you don't get sick right before the holidays!<br /><br />Ana: Well then, be sure to go off today in good spirits~!<br /><br />So looong~!<br /><br />(Sfx- Buekushhii aaachooo!)<br /><br />All: Oookay~!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bueekushuun aaachooo!)<br /><br />(Side text- Those feelings resounded loud and clear!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 381.............END. Fri, 09 Dec 2011 06:19:19 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32505 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32427 New Anagle! Hopefully 5 will be out before the weekend is over. Other than Gintama, don't expect anything out in a timely matter next week. Both of my jobs really amp it up around Christmas time....(all the more reason why I hate it and it's sister Valentimes time.) <br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br /><div class="important">Clockwork lies only.</div><br /><br /><br /><br />Mailman: Kusanagi-san the mail is here~<br /><br />Chiwa: Why thank you!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododododo rmmmmmmm)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dorururururu veeeeeen)<br /><br />(Sfx- Tariarariaroo deedledeedle)<br /><br />(Sfx- Parash wap)<br /><br />(Side text- The 4th chapter of Fukuchi Tsubasa's new serial!)<br /><br />Seijurou: Welcome back Chiwa. Did any letters come?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah wfft)<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh? <br /><br />Um...no! No!<br /><br />Just a bunch of junk mail.<br /><br />Seijurou: Is that so? Well can I leave you to water the pants then?<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />Chiwa: O—okay!<br /><br />(Note- To Chiwa-chan, I see that you dawdled on your way to school today huh? Well that's fine! Because I'll always be watching over you. See you tomorrow!! From yours truly.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />002<br /><br />{Majin}<br /><br />{A human like organism that lives deep within the recesses of the earth.}<br /><br />{They are under the belief that humans are 'ferociously strong monsters',}<br /><br />{But the truth is that their power far exceeds that of any human being.}<br /><br />{Bahamut}<br /><br />{Luchiru's partner.}<br /><br />{As of right now it doesn't seem that he has any particular use.}<br /><br />{Luchiru}<br /><br />{He is a majin that came from underground in order to discover the humans weakness.}<br /><br />{He is fundamentally a coward.}<br /><br />(Side text- A passionate response!! The misunderstanding spy action comedy!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br />4th Space: Tailing.<br /><br />003<br /><br />Luchiru: So goooood!!<br /><br />What is this food?!<br /><br />It's friggin' amazing!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Daaaaah fwaaaaaaaah)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Awesome.)<br /><br />Seijurou: Buahahahah!!<br /><br />Aint it somthin' Luchi my boy?<br /><br />Our Tamagoyaki's secret recipe fries up a general article!!<br /><br />When your taste buds wrap themselves around this tamagoyaki you'll never be able to mistake it for anything else!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kiraaaan spaaarkle)<br /><br />Seijurou: Today's Chiwa's special recipie!<br /><br />Eat up Luchi my boy! <br /><br />Luchiru: Nmmgh! <br /><br />(Sfx- Gah gah gah chomp chomp chomp)<br /><br />Luchiru: You damned humans...!!<br /><br />Taking something this amazing and only cooking it for yourself?!<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah gah gah chomp chomp chomp)<br /><br />Kyousuke: What's special about this?<br /><br />I mean, seriously. If you want sweets, just adding a bit of sugar to this is fine by me.<br /><br />Right? Makoto.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Eh? I like it like this though.)<br /><br />Chiwa: W—whats that?! You have a problem with my tamagoyaki?!<br /><br />Kyousuke: More importantly, one of those came again..<br /><br />Y'know, the love letters from your 'stalking bastard'.<br /><br />I can tell, cause it's only when you get one of those letters that you make this bland-ass tamagoyaki.<br /><br />Seijurou: Chiwa?! You have a stalker?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I never heard that!!)<br /><br />(Sfx-Bubahh fwaaa)<br /><br />Chiwa: It's fine, okay?!<br /><br />Okay, so I got a weird letter or two, or three. <br /><br />But I'm sure it's no biggie! Just a prank or something!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I'm fine! I'm sure it'll all fade away soon-ish.)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Luchiru: Um...<br /><br />What are you guys talking about? What's a 'stalker'?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Never heard of one before.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu moku chew chew)<br /><br />(Handwritten- What, seriously? You don't know?)<br /><br />Seijurou: A stalker is a person who's too weird and has excess affection that they can't convey properly, so what they do instead is to follow a person around!<br /><br />Despite the how uncomfortable this makes the other person feels! They do this all for their own self gratification!!<br /><br />That's the kind of person a stalker is!<br /><br />Towako: You know Dad, your affection towards Makoto could be seen as a bit eccentric.<br /><br />Makoto: Granpa, are you stalking me?<br /><br />Seijurou: Eh?!<br /><br />Luchiru: 'Affection'?<br /><br />What's that?<br /><br />(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chw)<br /><br />Chiwa: What?<br /><br />(Sfx- Shiiin huuuuuuush)<br /><br />006<br /><br />Luchiru: P—Psych!<br /><br />I totally know what A—Affection is! Just kidding!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Geez, you surprised me!!<br /><br />Seijurou: Tell me about it boyo. Being a foreginer is one thing, but even if you ain't from this country you gotta know what affection is!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Wahahahaah)<br /><br />Luchiru: Ehehe.....<br /><br />{The next day.}<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm off!<br /><br />(Sfx- chun chun tweet tweet)<br /><br />Towako(?) Have a good day, hon~<br /><br />Luchiru: Okay, so I completed the first mission and 'planted the seed'!!<br /><br />(Sfx- koso sftt)<br /><br />Luchiru: Now I can collect the information from their bodies using the 'chip' and it's recording feature!<br />Chiwa: I wonder what I should make as a side dish for dinner?<br /><br />Luchiru: Until I finish that, my mission hasn't ended!!<br /><br />{I have to stick around until the recording has copied all of their information...}<br /><br />{That'll take a few days....all of which I can use to research the humans mysterious ecology...their way of life!}<br /><br />007<br /><br />Luchiru: For now, my first piece of research will be to discover the truth of that word....'affection'!!!<br /><br />If I'm to find a weakness for those ferociously strong humans, That word has to hide something....it's the perfect place to start!!<br /><br />{It's been said countless times by now, but it is actually the majin who are ferociously strong.}<br /><br />Luchiru: For today I'll follow the mark known as 'Chiwa' to find out more about this 'affection' thing!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Although she nearly found out who I was....)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Good morning!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Mornin' Chiwa-chan.)<br /><br />{For this mission to succeed...}<br /><br />{I can't use the majinagram!!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- I know right?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Huh?)<br /><br />Luchiru: No...<br /><br />It's more like I can't be SEEN using the majinagram.<br /><br />So far at least those humans are still in the dark.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bushi bushi bushi bushi shsshishsihishiii)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Cause I gotta be able to use it if the time comes!!)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Dude: Don't worry Chiwa-tan...<br />Imma make sure to watch over you reaaaal good today.<br /><br />To ensure that your days pass by peacefully....<br /><br />Ooh, you're so precious today too....<br /><br />Chiwa-tan..<br /><br />I'm here 24/7 for you.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogoggogogogogo rmmmmmmmmble)<br /><br />Dude: Heheheheeh....<br /><br />Luchiru: What are you doing?<br /><br />Dude: Heheheheeh....<br /><br />Luchiru: What's so funny?<br /><br />009<br /><br />Dude: Shut up or i'll kill you!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashii grnnnd)<br /><br />Luchiru: Byaaaaahhh!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Please stop!!)<br /><br />Dude: What?!<br /><br />You live in the same house as Chiwa-tan?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah?<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga.<br /><br />Dude: You bastard....that's one of the 'seven deadly sins'....!!<br /><br />Hah <br /><br />Hah <br /><br />Hah<br /><br />Dude: You and my Chiwa-tan are living in the same house?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Simmer, dude simmer! I'm 'Homestaying' there!!<br />Dude: Listen up brat...you see that girl there?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ahahah.)<br /><br />Luchiru: You mean Chiwa, right? So what?<br /><br />Dude: She's my waifu. <br /><br />010<br /><br />Dude: YOU GET IT?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah!!! <br /><br />(Handwritten- Not really...)<br /><br />{It all started started a month ago.}<br /><br />Dude: She suddenly talked to me!!!<br /><br />{I'm hoping to become a pro artist see, so I was doing some training on the side of the street by doing face portraits.}<br /><br />{But because I'm so handsome, I intimidate others to a point of being unable to approach me. I had no luck with customers whatsoever because of this affliction...}<br /><br />People: What the hell?<br /><br />Is it some sort of religion?<br /><br />{I don't know how many days I sat waiting and nary a person came to even acknowlege my presence, much less talk to me.}<br /><br />{I want to stop this, my ass hurts...}<br /><br />{Are the thoughts that ran through my mind....}<br /><br />Dude: My ass hurts...<br /><br />???: Um...<br /><br />011<br /><br />Chiwa: Can I have one please?<br /><br />The cheapest one, though!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Here's 100 yen!)<br /><br />{Then an angel descended.}<br /><br />Dude: And I...<br /><br />Became her stalker.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zubaaan thffft)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga puga puga)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whisper whisper whisper)<br /><br />Luchiru: Th---this guy..<br /><br />He's a stalker?!!?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogoggo rmmmmnmble)<br /><br />{Seems like they understand.}<br /><br />012<br /><br />Luchiru: I've got it...<br /><br />This guy has to know for sure!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuhh wfft)<br /><br />Dude: What are you doing?<br /><br />Luchiru: My name is Luchiru...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogoggogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Luchiru: Tell me what 'affection' is...!!!!<br /><br />Dude: Affection is knowing everything there is to know about your partner...!!!<br /><br />To that end I have watched over her every single day!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Dude: I know what she likes to eat, what she likes to do and what she's anxious about!<br /><br />I know everything about her BECAUSE I am her stalker!! This is my duty!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Oooh!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I get it!)<br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah...<br /><br />Seems like this guy really knows what he's talking about. We were right to tail him!<br /><br />It's just like that old guy said...<br /><br />A stalker is a person with excess affecton!!!<br /><br />Which means...<br /><br />Dude: Oooh..you're adorable when you drink water Chiwa-tan...<br /><br />Hah hah...<br /><br />Luchiru: He's a professional when it comes to affection!!<br /><br />{No. He isn't at all.}<br /><br />Luchiru: If I tail this guy around, I'll finally find out the truth behind 'affection'!!<br /><br />Hm?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Shah shah shah wff wff wff)<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey what's that?<br /><br />Dude: Shhh!<br /><br />014<br /><br />Dude: I'm trying to sketch Chiwa-tan here!<br /><br />Luchiru: Awesome!<br /><br />Dude: Most stalkers are rude idiots who callously take pictures of their charge...<br /><br />But that is a crime of observation!<br /><br />(Sfx- Shabababa shababab swfft shfft)<br /><br />Dude: But I'm different from them!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Ow!<br /><br />(Sfx- Don bam)<br />(Sfx- Basha bloosh)<br /><br />Dude: Ah!!!<br /><br />Look out Chiwa-tan!<br /><br />Luchiru: That was fast?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Less than an instant even!?)<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogog rmmmmble)<br /><br />Dude: You rude idiot!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Wana wana wana tremble tremble tremble)<br /><br />(Handwritten- But Chiwa-tan being doused by water makes a good picture...!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hahh)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Are you okay?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Just fine~!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kosooh sfft)<br /><br />Luchiru: Whoa you're pretty awesome buddy...<br /><br />I've never seen anyone draw this well under---I mean in my country.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Humans really are amazing...)<br /><br />Dude: H—hmph....<br /><br />Anyone can draw a person like him.<br /><br />(Sfx- puii wfft)<br /><br />Dude: Eh, whatever. <br /><br />Well I'd like to draw other pictures...so I think we should move this lecture to my studio apartment...will you be coming?<br /><br />This is a business card...<br /><br />Luchiru: Ooh!<br /><br />Let me see it!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah!<br /><br />Dude: All right! Now I shall tell you everything there is to know about 'affection'!!<br /><br />Try not to wet yourself in surprise!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zahhh wfft)<br /><br />Luichiru: Yeah!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Dude: Let us revere the PET bottle Chiwa-chan throws into the trash can!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Thank the heavens~)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Thank the heavens?)<br /><br />Dude: Only third rate stalkers take personal items and scurry on home!!<br /><br />We have to walk in the same range as Chiwa-tan, in order to keep watch on her!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaan ddoom)<br /><br />Dude: This is considered a stalker's date!!<br /><br />You must remove all targets and allow her safe passage!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Run away now Chiwa-tan!)<br /><br />Dude: Chiwa-tan's path must be cleared of all obstacles!! Wounds will not be forgivable!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaan)<br /><br />(Sfx- Nyan meow?)<br /><br />Dude: We have to support Chiwa-tan from the shadows!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dan tmp)<br /><br />Dude: Long live Chiwa-tan!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yeah yeah!!)<br />Dude: We have to hurry and press the button for her to cross the street!<br /><br />The red lite is a big no no!!<br /><br />Dude: Run run!!<br /><br />Don't worry about anything, just run!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuun Hsfft)<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Kan kon kin kon ding dong ding dong)<br /><br />Dude: Good, Chiwa-chan managed to make it to the school without incident.<br /><br />At least for now, the first half of our mission is complete.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Good luck with your studies, Chiwa-an~)<br /><br />Luchiru: After all this we're only at a check point?!<br /><br />But thanks to this guy I’m finally getting a grasp on 'affection!'<br /><br />(Handwritten- Heheheh...foolish humans...!!)<br /><br />{Its just your imagination.}<br /><br />018<br /><br />Dude: More importantly, did you notice something Luchiru?<br /><br />Luchiru: What?<br /><br />Dude: At the front gate, look...there's a guy..<br /><br />He's been following Chiwa-tan all day today.<br /><br />Luchiru: What?<br /><br />Dude: I, and I alone am the only one who can tail Chiwa-tan. How dare he follow her without permission!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogoggo rmmmmmble)<br /><br />Luchiru: You're pretty amazing...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Are you actually a spy?)<br /><br />Dude: He's probably only beginning his decent into piracy...<br /><br />But it appears I need to teach him a little lesson!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuwaahh roaaar)<br /><br />019<br /><br />Dude: You at leas have to be 15 meters behind Chiwa-tan!<br /><br />More like, you're never EVER supposed to interfere with her life!!<br /><br />Just standing right outside of the gate, you're not supposed to be that flashy!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Koso koso- sneak sneak)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Close)<br /><br />(Handwritten- K yah!)<br /><br />Dude: He's supposed to be a stalker like me, yet he fails so hardcore! Does he have no shame?!<br /><br />{Stalking is still a crime.}<br /><br />Luchiru: I see...so this 'affection' thing is actually really annoying isn't it?<br /><br />Well wait, wouldn't be easier to send a letter to the person you're planning to stalk or something?<br /><br />Dude: Letter?<br /><br />Wait, it's obvious that I can't do that!<br /><br />If a stalker calls out a stalker, only bad things can come of it!<br /><br />Luchiru: Huh?<br /><br />Dude: I'm not going to let this one get away!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Ah!<br /><br />(Sfx Zusaaaah sfffft)<br /><br />Dude: Hey you!!<br /><br />Don't you DARE fratenize with MY Chiwa-tan!!<br /><br />If you don't understand that much, maybe I'll beat some manners into you!<br /><br />020<br />???: So you finally came out huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- pasa wfft)<br /><br />Dude: Eh?<br /><br />Wh—who the hell are you?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Thanks to you...<br /><br />I've had to eat crappy tamagoyaki every day!! That alone, despite everything else needs an ass whuping.<br /><br />Luchiru: Why is he here?!<br /><br />Th—his is bad...!!<br /><br />I won't be able to find out the truth of 'affection' with someone like him around!!<br /><br />But if I get caught, my spy mission is done for!!<br /><br />(Side text- Trouble is born for our Majin!! You don't want to miss the next issue!<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 51. Sat, 03 Dec 2011 07:03:16 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32427 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32407 <br /><br />Lol, not Mantama, not Kintama, but Gintama. I was this close to making ANOTHER category for Mantama. THIS CLOSE.<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />???: You know, a boy's sword isn't a thing that can be simply kept in his pants...<br /><br />It's a blade that should rest in the scabbard known as a girl.<br /><br />(TN- …..That's a great start Sorachi-sensei. How old are those two? Nine?)<br /><br />(Side text- Sorachi-sensei's hotly anticipated new serial begins!!)<br /><br />???: Sadly I can't be the scabbard for your sword...<br /><br />But you'll definitely meet a girl out there, somewhere who will be your match.<br /><br />I'm sure you'll find her and live happily.<br /><br />Your beloved girl.<br /><br />???: Uuuh, Tokiko-chan..<br /><br />(Sfx- Gusu sniffle)<br /><br />???: I don't want anyone other than you....please, don't die....<br /><br />Tokiko: ...You dummy...<br /><br />Okay then, lets make a promise.<br /><br />If my fate changes, I’ll definitely return to your side.<br /><br />Which means of course, you'll have to look for me.<br /><br />???: Okay. It's a promise.<br /><br />I'll find you for sure...<br /><br />My most precious scabbard.....<br /><br />002<br /><br />MANTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br />First counter: A man's sword.<br /><br />(TN- Mantama means...well...female genitalia. Or well...a man and woman's...things. I swear it's like the gorilla doesn't even care if the PTA bitches at him.) <br /><br />003<br /><br />{The country of love.}<br /><br />{The times when that title was once used to describe our country are long past.}<br /><br />{Twenty years ago out of the blue a sudden mysterious growth came from the underground.}<br />{Simultaneously with the appearance of this mysterious growth came a virus that would cause the sword between men's legs to rot and fall off.}<br /><br />{As such, the country where love once ran rampant, where men and women conversed endlessly...}<br /><br />{Became more or less a den of complaints from women and woman-ish organisms.}<br /><br />{And the words once exchanged between men and women...}<br /><br />Everyone: Holy cow~<br /><br />{Was reduced to this.}<br /><br />{During this era....}<br /><br />{There is only one resistance to the virus.}<br /><br />{A soldier with a robust sword made of pure steel....}<br /><br />{Known as the last samurai, his name is...}<br /><br />004<br /><br />{Sakata Kintoki.}<br /><br />{Yes, he is truly the last man on earth. Humanity's final male.}<br /><br />{The responsibility to satisfy all the women on earth is his and his alone.}<br /><br />{I continue to look for my scabbard even today....}<br /><br />Girls: Good morning Sakata-kun! Let's go to school together!<br /><br />Hey Sakata-kun! I made a lunch....do you think we could eat it during class break?<br /><br />What are you going on about?! Sakata-kun already promised to eat with me during our afternoon recess!<br /><br />Don't be stupid, he promised to hang out with me!<br /><br />Kintoki: Sorry ladies, but I recall making a promise to no one.<br /><br />I have a previous engagement.<br /><br />The likes of which was made long before you were born.<br /><br />Girl: Um...what does that mean?<br /><br />{Just how much time has flowed between us as I continue to search for you?}<br />005<br /><br />{To keep our promise, I've modified my sword so that it's fullmetal.}<br /><br />(TN- You expected me NOT to use that joke?)<br /><br />{I stopped being human so that I could continue being a man.}<br /><br />{But soon all of mankind will cease to exist...literally.}<br /><br />{I've gone and become the very last man on the face of the earth.}<br /><br />{But even with that I still await your return...for you to be my scabbard.}<br /><br />{I will keep my sword from breaking.}<br /><br />{Even if you were reborn as a cockroach...}<br /><br />{You're still my most precious bottom half.}<br /><br />???: Oh no! I just transferred into this school today, and I'm already late!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dath dash)<br /><br />???: Ah! Watch out, Sakata-kun!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doshhiin thooom)<br /><br />Girl: Owie..<br /><br />Are you okay, Sakata-kun?!<br /><br />006<br /><br />Tokiko: Whoopsie, I fell over!~<br /><br />(Sfx- Gonn tap)<br /><br />Tokiko: Sowwy, You aren't hurt are you?<br /><br />{N—no way...}<br /><br />{It's really her?!}<br /><br />{It's really...}<br /><br />Kintoki: She's...changed her fate...<br /><br />My scabb--<br />Tokiko: Um...excuse me..<br /><br />You're talking about a scabbard or something....<br /><br />But...<br /><br />That's my PET bottle.....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuboriii drooop)<br /><br />007<br /><br />{D—dammitttt!!!}<br /><br />Girl: Sakata-kun's crotch -the last of it's kind in the whole world has a PET bottle stuck on it!!<br /><br />???: What is it? What's the ruckus?<br /><br />(Sfx- Uhoo)<br /><br />Girl: Goriko-sensei, Sakata-kun's crotch is having a crisis!!<br /><br />Goriko: Thi---this is a crisis indeed!<br /><br />If he loses the one thing that gives him an identity in this manga, Sakata-kun will lose his role and drop into obscurity.<br /><br />Kintoki: Sensei, I'd appreciate it if you didn't equate the status of my crotch to my humanity.<br /><br />Goriko: Before this mess gets any worse, lets take you to the infirmary.<br /><br />Here we go.<br /><br />Kintoki: Sensei!! Is this really the best way to handle a crisis down there?!<br /><br />Don't shake it around so much!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Meki meki grind grind)<br /><br />???: Look out! That ball is headed right our way!!<br /><br />Goriko: HMPH!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gakooon WHOOM)<br /><br />Kintoki: Sensei!! I need to go to the nurse, pleaaaaaase!!!<br /><br />008<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaan twop)<br /><br />???: Ah, thanks a lot Sensei! <br /><br />Kintoki: Hold oooooooon!!!<br /><br />That's not a baseball, but a completely different bat and ball set completely!!<br /><br />???: Okay~ Here I go!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzazazaaaah ddsssssh)<br /><br />Kintoki: Hold the phone!!<br /><br />That's my ball and bat set, dammit!!<br /><br />???: Oh good! Sakata-kun made it just in time!!<br /><br />???: Kickoooooff!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooh THOOK)<br /><br />Kintoki: ARE WE NOT PLAYING BASEBAAAALLL!?<br /><br />(Sfx-Zuzooooh Whooooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon thoom)<br /><br />Girls(?): She shattered the goal and smashed through the school building!! Just what kind of strength does that girl have?!<br /><br />Kintoki: AUUUUUUGHHH!!!<br /><br />MY SWOOOOOORD!!<br /><br />???: What is this?!<br /><br />It flew into the arts room....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmble)<br /><br />Kintoki: Ah! They're okay!!<br /><br />009<br /><br />???: Though the bottle had a broken screw in it...<br /><br />So I took it upon myself to fix everything.<br /><br />Bon voyage!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru shiver shiver)<br /><br />Girls: Sakata-kun's crotch has gone bon voyage!! Before he knew it, the art room turned it into a botttle ship in an instant!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kin kon kan kon ding dong ding dong)<br /><br />Teacher: All right, I'm taking attendance.<br /><br />{At long last...}<br /><br />{I found her..the one who changed her fate to become my scabbard.}<br /><br />{My scabbard is this PET bottle...}<br /><br />{It almost looks as if my sword is off to the New world...}<br /><br />{At this rate there's no way...}<br /><br />{I can't possibly be with her...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Garara clatter)<br /><br />???: Excuse me.<br /><br />010<br /><br />Goriko: Hey, what are you doing?<br /><br />Being late on the day you transferred in...<br /><br />???: I'm sorry!<br /><br />Ahem! Once again....<br /><br />I'm going to be transferring into this school starting today.<br /><br />I'm so sorry for being late.<br /><br />I know you've been looking for me.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gotoh shfft)<br /><br />Tokiko: But congratulations...<br /><br />You've finally found what you've been seeking.<br /><br />011<br /><br />Tokiko: I'm sorry...<br /><br />That you've...<br /><br />Had to wait.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)<br /><br />Kintoki: yan..<br /><br />TOKIKO-CHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuuuuh THOK)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kara kara clatter clatter)<br /><br />Tokiko: Don't start crying now....<br /><br />We promised after all...<br /><br />(Sfx- Biribiri riprip)<br /><br />Tokiko: That we'd...<br /><br />(Sfx- Meki meki meki ripriprpirip)<br /><br />Tokiko: Definetly meet again.<br /><br />(Sfx- Basasaaah wafff)<br /><br />013<br /><br />Gintoki: Once again, I'm the new transfer student...<br /><br />Sakata Gintoki.<br /><br />(Sfx-Dooooon dooom)<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey now, what's with that face?<br /><br />Dude, did you really forget our promise?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata clatter)<br /><br />???: That's not nice, you can't just forget us.<br />???: No matter how much we forget..<br /><br />(Sfx- Zucha fwiff)<br /><br />???: How many times we get separated..<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuh wft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gash tppt)<br /><br />???: We'd find each other again.<br /><br />014<br /><br />Everyone: Right?<br /><br />Gin-san.<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhhn fwaff)<br /><br />Gintoki: Thems the breaks bro-man.<br /><br />Sorry for just ridin' up and stealing your protagonist thunder...<br /><br />But this 'Mantama'...<br /><br />Is your grave site.<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Gagooon THOOOOM)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bikibiki cracklecrackle)<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaaaariiin dsssssssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Tama: How did your ten minutes in the spotlight taste?<br /><br />Or was the flavor of taking others precious things more to your liking?<br /><br />Everyone...<br /><br />Has taken theirs back.<br /><br />Kintoki: I see.<br />So the world I was in up until now was one you created Tama....<br /><br />So you made this farce up for them.<br /><br />Gengai: We opposed your function by teaming up and riding against it.<br /><br />Everyone broke through your brainwashing by using another brainwashing.<br /><br />Kintoki: So the Kintoki before me had all of it's memories erased and transferred?<br /><br />So when they took my explosive hypnosis wave they managed to retain everyone's memories.<br /><br />Gengai: Not really...those guys didn't even need all of that.<br /><br />It seems that they all just gathered together...<br /><br />And their tenacity gathered in one place managed to forcefully stop the wave.<br /><br />017<br /><br />Gengai: Kintoki...You know people's bonds are...<br /><br />Way different, way deeper than memories or something that can be manipulated.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh wfft)<br /><br />Gengai: Although you took plenty, that was the one thing you couldn't take...and that is what lead to your downfall.<br /><br />Gintoki: Tama, I already killed this joker once....<br /><br />So I'll leave you to finish taking out the trash.<br /><br />It's up to you if you want to grill or fry him.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuazaah sfft)<br /><br />Shinpachi: Tama-san! Please reconsider!<br /><br />Kagura: For us, you can let him off the hook, yes?<br /><br />Shinpachi: After all, we were the ones who asked for him to be created in the first place.<br /><br />Kagura: We did not know he would brainwash everyone. But it is us who gave him strength from the start!<br /><br />If we are to repair his head, he will be better off, yes?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: We'll take him with us and gather everyone to bow for forgiveness if that's what it takes...<br />So please!! Forgive him! Forgive us, Gin-san! Tama-san!<br /><br />Tama: That's what they seem to want...<br /><br />What should we do?<br /><br />018<br /><br />Kintoki: You should kill me.<br /><br />Because next time, I will crush you Gintoki.<br /><br />This time I won't try to tamper with the engraving of you that people have within their memories...<br /><br />But your soul is a different matter.....I'll crush that engraving your friends have in their souls of you and your bonds...and reap the seat of protagonistdom.<br /><br />Gintoki: Is that so?<br /><br />Awwright.<br /><br />I'll be waiting.<br /><br />Tama: Then, let us go everyone.<br /><br />Kintoki: Hey! Where are you going?<br /><br />Tama: You...<br /><br />You don't seem to have realized it yet....<br /><br />But...<br /><br />We've already been dyed completely silver.<br /><br />Kintoki: Wh..<br /><br />What are you blabbering on about?!<br /><br />My golden hue isn't some trashy color!! I'm Sakata Kintoki dammit!!<br /><br />Gengai: I see. Then how about you use that golden color to spruce up our place for starters?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Eh?)<br /><br />Gengai: Take a good look at them Kintoki...he ain't a perfect hero by any means..<br /><br />But there's no such thing as a person that can do everything by themselves. But you know, that imperfection is...<br />(Handwritten- Gin-san~!)<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Big banner- GINTAMA)<br /><br />Everyone: WELCOME HOME!!!<br /><br />Gengai: That imperfection...<br /><br />Is what makes him an unparalleled protagonist.<br /><br />Lesson 380: I'm back.<br /><br />(Side text- Welcome back Gin-san!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 380.............END. Thu, 01 Dec 2011 03:24:10 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32407 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32382 And so I finish yet another manga. Sort of. I think. Screw it. Next issue FUCKING NOW. <br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />Gintoki: Which is gonna happen first? Your tiny floppy disk of memory data gets burned to bits?<br /><br />Or my soul disappears? <br /><br />(Side text- Will it be Silver or Gold?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Mishiih grnnnd)<br /><br />KINTAMA<br /><br />Gintoki: Let's let this bout decide that.<br /><br />(Under panel text- 'Gintama' lesson 379.)<br /><br />Kintoki: Gintoki....<br /><br />You really haven't realized it yet?<br /><br />In this war for existence between gold and silver...<br /><br />No matter who falls, it will be you who disappears in the end.<br /><br />002<br /><br />Kintoki: There' was a special condition I activated before fighting in this battle.<br /><br />A single program that I installed on myself.<br /><br />If I should self destruct, then an explosive memory destruction ray will engulf Kabuki-chou...<br /><br />Which will return everyone's memories to Zero. <br /><br />There are two ways to activate this condition....<br /><br />One is at the time when my core is destroyed.<br /><br />003<br /><br />Kintoki: The second would be..<br /><br />When the seeds I planted begin to bud....which would be now.<br /><br />Tae: Shin-chan, Kagura-chan!!<br /><br />Why are you two lying here?!<br /><br />Shinpachi: Uuugh...<br /><br />Tae: What's happened to you?!<br />Please! Stay with me!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: S---Sister....<br /><br />I remember it now...<br /><br />All of it.<br /><br />Just who Sakata Kintoki...<br /><br />is to us...<br /><br />004<br /><br />Shinpachi: And more importantly who...<br /><br />Sakata Gintoki...<br /><br />No, who Gin-san is to us.<br /><br />Everything that person...Kintoki wrote over..<br /><br />Has been rewritten.<br /><br />Our senses were lost up until now, but are back.<br /><br />Kagura: Boss lady....We...<br /><br />We may have done some terrible things to Gin-chan.<br /><br />I do not know...how should we begin to apologize to him?<br /><br />What...<br /><br />is it that we should do?<br /><br />Tae: Stand up the two of you.<br /><br />Lets all go back together.<br /><br />To where our leader is....<br /><br />005<br /><br />Kintoki: The second condition is..<br /><br />When the beginning four members all gather in the same place.<br /><br />Do you get it now?<br />No matter what you do, things will never return to how they were.<br /><br />Whether you defeat me....<br /><br />Or bring all of your friends together...<br /><br />(Sfx-Zuhh zshhhft)<br /><br />Kintoki: Everything will end.<br /><br />(Sfx- Karan clatter)<br /><br />Kintoki: And that is my true objective.<br /><br />006<br /><br />Kintoki: Although I'd really like to take this manga myself...<br /><br />I'm not going to do it as your shell or replacement. Sorry about that bro.<br /><br />I want to steal everything from you..<br /><br />And turn into the ultimate super villain, <br /><br />But while you were fighting alone, your friends remembered and returned to your side.<br /><br />And if they were to seriously combine their strengths..<br /><br />They'll defeat me.<br /><br />Yes, this is the exact essence of a final battle....the perfect development.<br /><br />The final stage that everyone will stand upon and watch as the curtain call beckons the end of the show.<br /><br />But you know, that’s what I've been hoping for.<br /><br />Gintoki...<br /><br />Even from the beginning, it was never about defeating you.<br /><br />007<br /><br />Kintoki: I want to destroy the you that is the ultimate enemy...<br /><br />And then end everything.<br /><br />All of you and even this manga....I will ensure this is the final lesson.<br /><br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br />KINTAMA final lesson: 'And the protagonist is...'<br /><br />Kintoki: Allow me to play a Requiem for this manga....<br /><br />For once I'm done here, it won't be Gintama or Kintama...but a different manga with me as the protagonist. <br /><br />I'll be the one who reigns supreme in Shounen jump.<br /><br />You get it now? Everything I've done up until now has been to lead you all to this final lesson.<br /><br />To hand create a climax...a farce like this and end it.<br /><br />It's not just you...even the editors and the compilation committee are pawns in my hands..doing edits right up to the scheduled deadline.<br /><br />Even all the drama and scandals that the anime has dealt with recently were all part of my meticulous plan to bring it to an end.<br /><br />The whole point of this 'Kintama' arc was to show just how pathetic a protagonist you are, Sakata Gintoki....<br /><br />No...to show just how deplorable the manga known as Gintama is.<br /><br />This last stand is nothing more than a grave marker for this series.<br /><br />008<br /><br />Kintoki: And now here we all are.<br /><br />You and your friends...<br /><br />Although you lack numbers, you still heat up this stage.<br /><br />Honestly, I would have never in my wildest dreams have figured they'd get their memories back.<br /><br />Although it's picture perfect for a final lesson.<br /><br />Now it's just the final blow.<br /><br />If you defeat me, everything ends. <br /><br />Kintoki: Don't worry about me though...<br /><br />As soon as you strike me down, a new me is waiting in the wings as a backup.<br /><br />His awakening will be at the exact moment this version of me stops running.<br /><br />The perfect protagonist deserves the perfect manga, no?<br />Something along the lines of One piece or Naruto....with me at the helm, becoming like those manga isn't impossible.<br /><br />No need for you to worry...the final lesson..<br /><br />The grand finale is almost here.<br /><br />009<br /><br />Kintoki: The Yorozuya that has it's memories back...<br /><br />The friends you rely on the most...<br /><br />Those whom you share the deepest bond with are returning.<br /><br />And the moment those hands reach out to you..<br /><br />The four that you started out with..<br /><br />Will be the last four people you ever see.<br /><br />It's a perfect final lesson..<br /><br />If you're not thrilled with that conclusion, you could always just cut me down now.<br /><br />Well, I think I've explained it well enough, the finale is here no matter what you do.<br /><br />Whether you get everything back or let it all come to an end...<br /><br />whether you lose everything or end everything is up to you to choose.<br /><br />Well as the protagonist, I guess you don't have much of a choice regardless...<br /><br />Gintoki: Is that it?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Up we go.)<br /><br />Gintoki: I'm asking....<br /><br />If that's all you have to say.<br /><br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Doshhu swfft)<br /><br />011<br /><br />Gintoki: My bad.<br /><br />You were yammering on so long that I only really caught the first half.<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogagashaaah dsssh)<br /><br />Kintoki: Wh...<br /><br />Weren't you listening to what I said?<br /><br />Here i'll repeat myself...if you should kill me..<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh climp)<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Gapaaah ffssst)<br /><br />Kintoki: It'll be the end of you.<br /><br />I---<br /><br />Idiot...<br /><br />Do you actually think you can avert the end scenario like this?<br /><br />Do you actually intend on ending things..<br /><br />Without meeting your friends...<br /><br />And without losing anything? Is that what you're after?<br /><br />Gintoki: It ain't the end...<br /><br />If anything, the only thing that will end is..<br /><br />(Sfx- Dosah dfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- shururuu wnnnd)<br /><br />013<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaan dfft)<br /><br />Gintoki: The two of us...<br /><br />Bro.<br /><br />Kintoki: Seppuku?!<br /><br />Wait a second, are you saying you intend on taking my hypnosis wave yourself?!<br />If you do that, you'll lose all of your memories...!!<br /><br />You'll be nothing more than an invalid!!<br /><br />014<br /><br />Gintoki: Sounds like a plan.<br /><br />Everyone went and forgot me before, so I think it's only fair for me to forget all of them this time.<br /><br />Kintoki: You idiot! What kind of protagonist would do something like this?!<br /><br />If you go down this road, the manga really will end!!<br /><br />Did you forget that I have a copy back at your place?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Giriih crrip)<br /><br />Gintoki: Sorry but...<br /><br />If it's a copy you're talking about...<br /><br />I've already got some.<br /><br />Sure, I ain't got shit to say about them...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Gin-chan!! Gin-san!!)<br /><br />Gintoki: But the same soul resonates in all of us.<br /><br />Better remember this well, Kintoki.<br /><br />There's a certain type of protagonist<br /><br />Especially for one like this manga, Gintama.<br /><br />A type of protagonist that...<br /><br />015<br /><br />Gintoki: Would do something incredibly stupid...<br /><br />Just to keep the manga living as long as possible!!<br /><br />You can try to hijack it a thousand times over..<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaah sffft)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Gintoki: AND I'LL STILL NEVER LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOUUUUUUUU!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kakashiiiin sheeeeeeeen)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuuuh wfooooom)<br /><br />{Guess I’m gonna bite this one...}<br /><br />{All by myself...}<br /><br />{Nnnnngh}<br /><br />{Sorry everyone...}<br /><br />{I know you had just finally started to remember me..}<br /><br />{And now it seems we'll never meet again.}<br /><br />017<br /><br />{At least if I could see...}<br /><br />{Your stupid looking faces one more time...}<br /><br />018<br /><br />Shinpachi: Gin-san...<br /><br />Sorry we're late....did you wait long?<br /><br />Kagura: Gin-chan, we will not let you go alone, yes?<br /><br />No matter what happens, we will go together. Even if it is to forget. We'll forget together, yes?<br /><br />Tae: Now Kagura-chan, all this talk of forgetting is a big no-no.<br /><br />Don't worry...this time we won't forget you, and if you should forget me I'll remind you with a jab in your arm.<br /><br />Gintoki: Yo---you idiots....<br /><br />If you do something this reckless without thinking, then this manga really will end!!<br /><br />Shinpachi: It's not reckless....<br /><br />019<br /><br />Shinpachi: Because if it were you in this situation..<br /><br />You'd definitely jump in and save us.<br /><br />That's why no matter how many times we may be separated or forget each other...<br /><br />We'll be just fine. Gin-chan.<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah...<br /><br />{No matter how much we get separated or forget one another,}<br /><br />{Without fail, we'll find each other again.}<br /><br />{We'll definitely...}<br /><br />{Meet again.}<br /><br />(Side text- Thank you for reading and supporting this manga. Please look forward to Sorachi-sensei's newest work.)<br /><br />KINTAMA..............END.<br /><br />(Side text- From next issue on, Sorachi-sensei will start a new serial!! Look forward to the start of 'XXXtama!') Tue, 29 Nov 2011 06:33:38 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32382 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32297 I think this song summarizes this chapter and my feelings for what I am about to do.<br /><br /><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9dd4fmkJgA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9dd4fmkJgA</a><br /><br />Well...this is it. My final chapter. I thought at least I should do this one since it has what everyone wanted to hear. (Except for the me dropping this series part.) I do have to say I enjoyed doing this until it became a full on harem, and manga more up my alley started coming out. I hope that someone picks it up soon and people can enjoy the series. I still will be reading Aku every so often, and I would encourage translators who like this genre of manga to please pick it up. The fans are all wonderful people, and deserve someone who can give this series the attention it deserves until the very end. <br /><br />Most of all everyone, ごめんね、私.<br /><br />(Sfx- Baahhh fwaaap)<br /><br />Kurosawa: Ugh!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzazazaza ssssshhht)<br /><br />Kurosawa: They're strong...If I have to keep fighting the two of them alone, I'm toast for sure.<br /><br />Their combination is unbreakable...and worst yet I don't have time for this!!<br /><br />Dude: Not bad, missy!<br /><br />But your luck ran out when you met us!!<br /><br />Kurosawa: Ngh....<br /><br />I have to do something..<br /><br />Or Watari-san is...!!!<br /><br />(Side text- In order to save Kyouko, Kurosawa fights a fearsomely strong foe!!!)<br /><br />Chapter 131: I'm sorry Jiro.<br />FUJIKI SHUN.<br />HAJIMETE NO AKU.<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Side text- Bitter enemy Shinohara has taken Jiro's cape, leaving him in a dire situation!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooh thooom)<br /><br />Jiro: Guah....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzazazaza dsssssht)<br /><br />Kyouko: Jiro...!!!<br /><br />Shinohara: Hyahahahah...this is pretty awesome Akuno...<br /><br />I'd expect no less from the industry's ten fingers!! This cape is all that and more!!<br /><br />Each hit is refreshing!!!<br /><br />Jiro: Ngh...<br /><br />003<br /><br />Shinohara: What's wrong Akuno? Can't stand?!<br />Or is it without your precious cape you're nothing but trash? Huuuuuuh?!<br /><br />Shinohara: ORAHH!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaah thok)<br /><br />Shinohara: Hyahahahah!! What's up buddy?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh thok)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah goh goh thonk thwak thok)<br /><br />Shinohara: Aren't you going to attack me?! Or can't you?<br /><br />Oh right, there's the matter of the bomb around that woman's neck isn't there?!<br /><br />We wouldn't want that to explode would we?!<br /><br />004<br /><br />{I'm sorry, Jiro...so very sorry.}<br /><br />{It's because of me that he caught you....}<br /><br />Kyouko: If only I hadn't fought with you back then...!!!<br /><br />Please, just stop it!!<br /><br />Shinohara: Hm?<br /><br />Kyouko: That's enough isn't it?! Stop...if you keep hitting him he'll die!!<br /><br />If you need to beat someone up, let me take his place..<br /><br />I don't want to watc---<br /><br />(Sfx- Piku poit)<br /><br />Jiro: Never fear Kyouko...<br /><br />Such paltry punches mean nothing to me.<br /><br />I cannot allow him to harm you in any way...so....<br /><br />005<br /><br />Jiro: Don't cry...<br /><br />Kyouko.<br />Shinohara: You're so cool Akuno-kun!<br /><br />You'll put your life on the line for a woman? It makes me wanna cry!<br /><br />...not. In fact it's that part of you that pisses me off the most.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh thwak)<br /><br />Shinohara: If you weren't around I would already be ruler of this rotten world!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahgogohgoh thonk thwack twhack)<br /><br />Shinohara: Do you know how much I've suffered because of you?!<br /><br />HUUUUH!? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, LITTLE SHIT?!<br /><br />Screw you!<br /><br />Screw you!!<br /><br />Screw you, bastard!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah gah thok thok)<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah hah)<br /><br />Shinohara: Hah...<br /><br />So this is how it turned out.<br /><br />But seriously, this cape is badass.<br /><br />If I take this, reviving my organization will be simple.<br /><br />Now I'll be going. I have no need for this place.<br /><br />Henchman: Boss, what about this woman?<br /><br />007<br /><br />Shinohara: My business is done here...<br /><br />But I suppose I have to make sure all matters are handled.<br /><br />It would be rude of me to ignore her after all!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zahh tmp)<br />(Sfx- Guii gnnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx Jarii grnnd)<br /><br />Jiro: I believe I said you aren't allowed to touch Kyouko...<br /><br />Your opponent will be me....<br /><br />Kyouko: Jiro!!<br /><br />Shinohara: Oh? Still able to move? What a pity.<br /><br />008<br /><br />Shinohara: Stubborn bug!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooh THOOM)<br /><br />Shinohara: Do you THINK you're in a situation where you can give ME orders?!<br /><br />Just die already, pissant!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gan gan gan gan slam slam slam)<br /><br />Jiro: Don't you...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah dfft)<br /><br />Jiro: Lay a finger on Kyouko.<br /><br />I will not be merciful to...<br /><br />009<br /><br />Jiro: Anyone who makes her cry!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikku ppoit)<br /><br />Kyouko: Jiro....<br /><br />Shinohara: Fine! Suit yourself!!<br /><br />If you wanna die that badly...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahagagh grabgrab)<br /><br />Shinohara: I'll kill you!!<br /><br />Kyouko: Sto---<br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyaruun driilll)<br /><br />Jiro: Kurosawa...?<br /><br />Kurosawa: My my. Seems I timed my entrance just right.<br /><br />Are you two okay?<br /><br />Shinohara: Who the hell are you?!<br /><br />What happened to the guards outside?<br /><br />Kurosawa: Oh, those two....<br /><br />I was having trouble against them alone....<br /><br />011<br /><br />Kurosawa: But...<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogaaah snapp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bushii zzt)<br /><br />Kurosawa: For some reason, Oogami-san came and lent me a hand.<br /><br />(Handwritten- I came to save you.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Not that I needed it.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ehen ahem)<br /><br />Himeno: I can smell a battle field from miles away.<br /><br />Kurosawa: Now, it's up to you to clean things up around here Akuno Jiro.<br /><br />Everyone's waiting.<br /><br />Shinohara: D--<br /><br />Don't screw with me!!<br /><br />Who's got the cape here?!<br /><br />012<br /><br />(TN- Nod of approval.)<br />013<br /><br />(TN- You've grown well son.)<br /><br />014<br /><br />(TN- Only took 131 chapters of build up to get here.)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Kyouko: I—I'm so sorry Jiro...!!<br /><br />It's my fault you're....this is because of me....!!<br /><br />I didn't mean to call you annoying...i was lying....!!<br /><br />I'm sorry, truly sorry....<br /><br />Jiro: I see...<br /><br />For now It's good you're unhurt.<br /><br />Oh, I almost forgot this.<br /><br />Kyouko: Ah...<br /><br />Jiro: It suits you rather well, no?<br /><br />016<br /><br />Kyouko: Jiro...<br /><br />(Sfx- Jiiii staaare)<br /><br />Kyouko: Uwaaaaah?!<br /><br />Jiro: And let me thank you for your assistance!<br /><br />Himeno: Yeah, welcome...or whatever. Just continue where you left off.<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokii throb)<br /><br />Kurosawa: Act like we're not here!<br /><br />Jiro: Um...what are we supposed to continue?<br /><br />Himeno: You know...that.<br /><br />Kyouko: The festival! Aren't we supposed to be going to the festival?!<br />Kurosawa: I guess.<br /><br />017<br /><br />Yuki: You're like, finally here!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gauu roaar)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pantieees)<br /><br />Midoritani: You two are late!<br /><br />Shizuka: Jiro-san!! What happened to your face?!<br /><br />Kimura: It looks like hell, dude!<br /><br />Yuki: Was it Kyouko-chan again?!<br /><br />Jiro: We—well no. It's...<br /><br />(Sfx- Buru buru wibble wibble)<br /><br />2.0: I'm so happy you're okay, Jiro-sama, Kyouko-sama!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah glomp)<br /><br />Jiro: GAH!!<br /><br />Shizuka: That's no fair Roboko-san!! Why only you!?<br /><br />{...Yeah...I admit it...}<br /><br />Akagi: Hey look everyone! The fireworks are in the air!!<br /><br />018<br /><br />{I absolutely...}<br /><br />{love Jiro.}<br /><br />(Side text- The relationship has deepened....and all is well that ends well~ Next week, the second part of the semester begins!!)<br /><br />Jiro: What's the matter, Kyouko?<br /><br />Kyouko: ...Nothing.<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 46 OUT OCTOBER 12th (WEDNESDAY.)<br /><br /> Mon, 21 Nov 2011 03:31:43 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32297 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32275 All done. This is a side project for me, so the same rules apply. <br /><br /><div class="important">No asking when the next one will be out, ask me for permission before using, no non-English scantlations before an English one is done, and I give preference to those who will check the script for accuracy before scantlating.</div><br /><br />I like the art style for this, and it has an interesting premise. I look forward to seeing where it will go. :) <br /><br />???: Hey! What are you doing!?<br /><br />(Side text- Ahh, the cake!!)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN<br /><br />???: I worked hard to buy that cake....<br /><br />Dude: We were only trying to tell you which road to go on...and you ignored us.<br /><br />Girl: I wasn't having any problems finding my way...you guys just put it upon yourself to start talking directions, right?!<br /><br />My cake has been completely wrecked.<br /><br />They're going to be upset again...<br /><br />I'll never forgive you guys!!<br /><br />Dude: Not going to forgive us? So what will you...<br /><br />Hey, what's that noise?<br /><br />Hat dude: Ha..Hase-san!! Look down!<br /><br />Hase: Down?<br /><br />Th...<br /><br />THE HEEEEEELL?!<br /><br />Why the hell am I half naked?!<br /><br />Girl: I'll have you regret...<br /><br />Crossing me!!<br /><br />Hase: GUAHHH!!<br /><br />002<br /><br />3rd Hour: Clothes expanding Girl<br /><br />(Side text- Touching me...)<br /><br />(Side text- is not a good idea.)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN<br />ARAKAWA SHIN.<br />003<br /><br />Enji: Mm...<br /><br />Not here, huh.<br /><br />???: And? What do you want me for now?<br /><br />{Yesterday.}<br /><br />004<br /><br />Dude: Its an incident.<br /><br />Some lowlife guys tried to hassle a girl, but ended up getting their just deserts instead.<br /><br />But the 'just deserts' part is kind of the issue here.<br /><br />Those guys said...<br /><br />Dude: It was like a 'bam' sound.....<br /><br />And then right after that I was like half naked...<br /><br />Right after that, I fainted...<br /><br />By the time I woke up, you were already there officer...<br /><br />Dude: And this was at the scene of the incident.<br /><br />005<br /><br />???: Hmm..<br /><br />What is this ball?<br /><br />It's sorta hard and stuff...<br /><br />Dude: It's looking like a problem with the 'Cris'.<br /><br />More like, this seems to be the work of a 'psychicher'.<br /><br />I've got another case to look into, so investigate this.<br /><br />???: Got it.<br /><br />Enji: W—wait a minute. I get what you're saying...<br /><br />But a psychicher is a human right? Moreover they've managed to enter 'cris'?<br />???: 'Cris' has it's fingers in all kinds of things.<br /><br />A psychicher and other humanoids wouldn't be unusual there.<br /><br />(Signs- Human form// Monster form.)<br /><br />???: Which is to say even you could join.<br /><br />006<br /><br />Hakuu: It's something like that. Hey...didn't I tell you this?<br /><br />Enji: Eh?<br /><br />That's a lie right?<br /><br />Hakuu: Sure is.<br /><br />Enji: For my sake at least, don't use such complicated lies!!<br /><br />Hakuu: Well in any case, special investigation and lookout is something we take charge of.<br /><br />Depending on the case, we offer medical treatment too.<br /><br />This is part of our jobs.<br /><br />Anyway, here's a picture of that high school girl.<br /><br />For now Enji, you go try poking around school and seeing if you can find her.<br /><br />Enji: Y—yeah...sure.<br /><br />She's always thoughtlessly handing me assignments....<br /><br />???: Hey Tsudzuri!!<br /><br />Enji: Eh?<br /><br />007<br /><br />Dude: What's up man? You look sorta lost.<br /><br />Enji: Oh, you guys?<br /><br />Other dude: The way you ask things lacks refinement, Susutake-kun.<br /><br />It's obvious he's evaluating girls, right?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Oh yeah.)<br />Enji: No it's NOT obvious! What the hell d'you think I'm doing?!<br /><br />Other dude: Fellow pervert? <br /><br />Enji: Yeah, don't make it sound like we're 'friends' in that way.<br /><br />(TN- The kanji here is 'pervert' but the reading is 'friend'. There's really no way to translate this joke...)<br /><br />Dude: Oh yeah Tsudzuri...<br /><br />What are you holding?<br /><br />Enji: Oh, this is great actually...<br /><br />I'm actually looking for this girl...<br /><br />Dude: Oh, that's Mizuta-san.<br /><br />Enji: Say what?<br /><br />Other dude: It's Mizuta-san from A class...right?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Enji: Naitou-kun...you know her?<br /><br />Naitou: Sorta.<br /><br />Mizuta Mari. Birthday March 15th. She's about 5'3, and 103 pounds. Her three sizes are 90, 60 and 88. Her favorite foods are anything that can be eaten...<br /><br />That's Mizuta-san!<br /><br />Enji: That goes waaaaay past the level of 'sorta' knowing her!<br /><br />Dude: Naitou-kun has the ability to grasp the info of the girls in this school.<br /><br />Enji: And why are YOU proud of this?<br /><br />Naitou: Tsudzuri, are you into her too?<br /><br />Enji: No.<br /><br />Naitou: Ahh youth...<br /><br />Enji: I said no.<br /><br />Naitou: I've heard some strange rumors about Mizuta-san though.<br /><br />Enji: Huh?<br /><br />Ah, there she is.<br /><br />{1st year A class Mizuta Mari.}<br /><br />{She normally doesn't associate with the other students....this has been the case since she was in elementary school. She's a kind of 'abandoned' existence.}<br /><br />009<br /><br />{During the times where she would not mix in, a certain rumor were born in the background.}<br /><br />{This rumor was...}<br /><br />{Those who hang around her would suddenly disappear.}<br /><br />{During class time, boys who sat beside her would suddenly have their chairs disappear.}<br /><br />Dude: Whoaa!!<br /><br />Where's my chair?<br /><br />Teacher: Hey, are you paying attention, Mizuta?<br /><br />{Many teachers that touched her body would end up getting accused of sexual harrasment after their pants disappeared.}<br /><br />{Most of all was the strange sound...}<br /><br />(Sfx- Pan bam)<br /><br />{That could be heard before something disappears.}<br /><br />Enji: I'm sure it's not her fault.<br /><br />010<br /><br />Enji: Mizuta!<br /><br />{Mizuta Mari// Currently eating.}<br /><br />Enji: I'm Tsudzuri from D class.<br /><br />Got a minute?<br /><br />Mari: Hmghahpuah?<br /><br />Enji: What?<br />Um Mizuta....<br /><br />{Oh geez. I mean it's great I'm talking to her and all, but how do I get her to follow me to Hakuu's place?}<br /><br />Enji: Er...<br /><br />What are you eating there?!<br /><br />011<br /><br />Mari: A bug sandwich.<br /><br />My big sister made it herself. If I don't finish it she'll get mad.<br /><br />Enji: Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's messing with you.<br /><br />Mari: It's still pretty good.<br /><br />Besides these are still edible.<br /><br />Enji: I guess?<br /><br />Mari: It's not your problem anyway.<br /><br />Please don't bother me.<br /><br />{Damn.}<br /><br />{She's built a wall around herself...I gotta find something else we can talk about.}<br /><br />Dude: At the scene of the incident, someone dropped this doll.<br /><br />It probably belongs to a high school girl. Here, I'll give it to you.<br /><br />Enji: Oh yeah!<br /><br />012<br /><br />Enji: Er, about this doll thing...<br /><br />Mari: Ne---<br /><br />Nekonatani-san!!<br /><br />Enji: Nekotani?!<br /><br />Mari: Did you steal him?!<br /><br />Enji: St---no! I didn't!!<br /><br />Don't just go misunderstanding me for no reason..!! This is....<br /><br />Mari: I..I get it. If I want him back, I have to do whatever you say right?<br /><br />(Handwritten- So terrible.)<br /><br />Enji: This whole conversation is going down the gutter...<br /><br />Mari: He's a precious doll my mom gave to me!!<br /><br />Even if I have to use this power, I'll get him back!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Mari: It's too late to regret what you've done!!<br /><br />Enji: An explosive sound?!<br /><br />Oh crap...what's going to disappear....<br /><br />Gahhh!!<br /><br />Of COURSE it would have to be my pants!!<br /><br />Mari: If you keep bothering me, I'll embarrass you even more!<br /><br />So be a good boy and hand Nekotani-san back to me. Do that, and I promise not to tell anyone what happened.<br /><br />Enji: embarrass me?!<br /><br />Hey..are you saying that you intended to embarrass me by leaving me half naked?<br /><br />014<br /><br />Enji: Don't be stupid!!<br /><br />As if something on this level would be enough to embarrass me!!<br /><br />{No way...}<br /><br />{it's cause he's not packing much down there?!}<br /><br />015<br /><br />Enji: Hey! I have plenty of confidence in 'mini-me'!! Don't go making it sound like I'm ashamed of him!!<br />(Handwritten- What'd you say?)<br /><br />Mari: I get it!!<br /><br />I get it already, so do something to cover your shame!!<br /><br />Enji: All right, hows this then?<br /><br />Mari: DON'T USE NEKOTANI-SAN FOR THAT!!<br /><br />Ugh!<br /><br />You've totally made me mad now!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Enji: She compressed the bench into a ball?!<br /><br />What kind of power does she have!!<br /><br />Mari: Go!!<br /><br />And...<br /><br />Explode!!!<br /><br />Enji: Geh!!<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Dorooh blllsh)<br /><br />Mari: S—Sorry!! I went to far...<br /><br />A—are you okay?<br /><br />I'm sooo sorry...it's because I'm a monster..<br /><br />Who has this power..<br /><br />Enji: Nah it's cool..<br /><br />Yanno, I'm a monster too.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzuzu sssht)<br /><br />Mari: Eeh?<br /><br />His wounds are healing!!<br />Hakuu: So now, will you come with us and have a nice lil chat?<br /><br />Enji: Hey Hakuu, were you watching the whole time?<br /><br />Hakuu: Not really. I just showed up when you were checking out girls.<br /><br />Enji: WHICH WOULD BE THE WHOLE FRIGGIN TIME!!<br /><br />AND I WASN'T CHECKING OUT ANYONE!!<br /><br />Mari: Just what are you people?<br /><br />Talk to you...?<br /><br />Hakuu: Just come on.<br /><br />I'd like to hear the particulars of that power of yours.<br /><br />019<br /><br />Mari: No Mama!!<br /><br />Why are you getting married again?!<br /><br />Mom: Mari-chan,<br /><br />I understand your feelings but...please you have to understand mine....okay?<br /><br />Mari: Mama, you don't understand my feelings at all..<br /><br />So I won't try to understand you....<br /><br />Mom: Mari-chan..<br /><br />Mari: 'cause if you get married again..<br /><br />My name will be Mizutamari won't it?!<br /><br />Mom: M—Mari-chan...<br /><br />Mari: You're trying not to laugh aren't you mama?!<br /><br />(TN- Mizutamari is...Water puddle. It sorta sounds like her name, Mizuta Mari.)<br /><br />020<br /><br />Mom: Sorry Mari-chan...<br /><br />Love is like a nonstop bullet train,<br />that goes 350 miles per hour.<br /><br />{What mother didn't know was....}<br /><br />{This straight drive would cause an accident leading right to the next world.}<br /><br />{After this 'death' I would be written into the family register.}<br /><br />{Written as Mizuta Mari and mom's boyfriend (my stepdad) would have custody of me.}<br /><br />Mari: Mizuta Mari...<br /><br />{My step brothers would make fun of me...}<br /><br />Kids: Gyahahahaha! 'Sup puddles?<br /><br />{The kids in the same grade at school would make fun of me.}<br /><br />Kids: Puddles....<br /><br />021<br /><br />Mari: Please, give that back to me!!<br /><br />Kids: Why should we give this doll back?<br /><br />{I was builled in and out of my home, and the stress heaped upon stress reached a point and then that time came....}<br /><br />Mari: I said give it back!!<br /><br />Kid: Wh—what the...It just broke on it's own..<br /><br />Uwaaaaaaaah!!!!<br /><br />{From then on, when I get too stressed out, the same thing would happen.}<br /><br />022<br /><br />Mari: I didn't want my power to be found out so I stopped hanging out with everyone.<br /><br />But when those boys were bothering me, I ended up using it anyway...<br /><br />I hate this power that lives within me...<br /><br />It's because of this monster like power that it's gotten hard for me to live.<br /><br />If you can fix this, please...I beg you to.<br /><br />Hakuu: So it's a power that relies mostly on emotions huh...<br /><br />Well let's review what we saw earlier.<br /><br />Your power causes things to expand and scatter..<br /><br />{Pants expand.}<br /><br />{Bench compresses.}<br /><br />Hakuu: While others are compressed. <br /><br />{It compresses and expands things, and causes them to scatter.}<br /><br />Hakuu: While in some cases they compress into a ball.<br /><br />If I were to label it, I'd say it's a 'Expansion ability'. Or something like that.<br /><br />023<br /><br />Hakuu: Your power is basically a variation to psychokinesis. <br /><br />I can fix you with a surgical operation.<br /><br />Mari: Really!?<br /><br />Enji: Be careful, the price is miiiiighty steep.<br /><br />Mari: Well..I kind of don't have any money...I'm poor....<br /><br />How much will it be?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Depressed.)<br /><br />Hakuu: Oh? I don't need money.<br /><br />Enji: What?!<br /><br />Why?! <br /><br />Is this some sort of 'girls only' rate?!<br /><br />Hakuu: The surgery is going to target the origin of this problem, which appears to be brain cells that aren't human.<br /><br />You'll end up losing your ability after the procedure is done,<br /><br />But being able to have such a rare specimen is worth far more than any money. <br /><br />024<br /><br />Enji: Ah..<br /><br />So do you plan on eating it?<br /><br />Thingy: I'll eat you then!!<br /><br />Enji: I was kidding!! Kidding!! Someone stop this sthing!!<br /><br />Hakuu: Be sure to chew him up good.<br /><br />Enji: Don't chew me up!!<br /><br />Hakuu: Besides, I have to use most of my raw material to make your body you know...<br /><br />You get it?!<br /><br />Enji: I..<br /><br />I do...<br /><br />025<br /><br />Mari: Ah!<br /><br />Tsudzuri-kun!<br /><br />You're okay, huh?<br /><br />Enji: Yeah, I've been killed more times than I can count this last month...<br /><br />Mari: Tsudzuri-kun...you don't like your body I take it?<br /><br />Why not have it cured?<br /><br />Enji: I can't really be fixed at this point...<br /><br />We're still looking for a way to restore my body.<br /><br />Anyway..<br /><br />Though it seems like from the beginning all I've been doing is buying time...<br /><br />For the last month I've been working my ass off...though I did understand something.<br /><br />Mari: What's that?<br /><br />026<br />Enji: Sure I don't get why I have to be stuck with this body,<br /><br />I don't intend on turning to prayer for the answers or anything like that..<br /><br />But there has to be a reason why my life that couldn't be saved before is here now.<br /><br />That's why I keep doing this work.<br /><br />I feel like it's retribution to the one who saved me..<br /><br />Besides like you, I've got my own issues going on with this body....<br /><br />More than I can count.<br /><br />027<br /><br />{The surgery was a success.}<br /><br />{But there is still one problem with the procedure.}<br /><br />{Although the surgery was preformed without problems, the brain still has a 'carving' of the ability in it that can be revived.}<br /><br />{And if this 'carving' should be revived, then the roots dig deeper and further in the brain, making removal that much more difficult.}<br /><br />Hakuu: For one week...<br /><br />You are absolutely forbidden from using your powers.<br /><br />028<br /><br />Hakuu: If you use them again, then you can kiss any hope of being an ordinary person goodbye.<br /><br />To ensure that you don't use your power again, I ask that you come to my shop every day.<br /><br />We'll serve coffee~<br /><br />{Although it was at first to keep her from using her powers...}<br /><br />{Tsudzuri-kun ended up becoming both her support (and food supplier.) And for six days nothing happened.}<br /><br />029<br /><br />{And then on the final day..}<br /><br />Dude: Hey puddles...<br /><br />I'm outta cigarettes. Go buy me some.<br /><br />{Mizuta Hiro// Mizuta Mari's step brother. Grade 2 at abbacus.}<br /><br />Mari: I always say this..<br /><br />But I'm underage, and they ID people, so I won't be able to purchase anything.<br /><br />Hiro: Huh? I don't care about that.<br /><br />I always get my cigarettes without having to worry about havin' an ID. <br /><br />???: Oh, could you stop at Sasa's store and buy me a strawberry shortcake?<br /><br />Mari: Another cake...?<br /><br />What?! Sasa's store is two stops past the train station!!<br /><br />030<br /><br />Fatty: I saw them on TV yesterday, so go and buy me some.<br /><br />{Mizuta Hime// Step sister (Huge boobs) Three sizes: B 140// W 140// H 140.}<br /><br />Hime: You're a freeloader after all.<br /><br />Mari: I have something important to do..<br /><br />So I can't go...<br /><br />Hime: You've been saying that a lot lately....do you not care what happens to your precious stuffed animal?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyuuuu grnnnnd)<br /><br />Mari: N...Nekotani-san!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- When did you get him...?)<br /><br />Mari: I...<br /><br />I get it...<br /><br />Hiro: Have a nice trip!<br /><br />She sure is easy to use.<br /><br />Hime: Cause she's stupid.<br /><br />031<br /><br />Mari: Ugh..I'm so late....<br /><br />I should have already been at Hakuu-san's place by now...<br /><br />I knew I would have to wait in line for this cake too...<br /><br />Hmm?<br /><br />032<br /><br />Mari: My house...<br /><br />It's on fire...<br /><br />Dude: Damn! Look at it burn!!<br /><br />Where are the fire fighters?!<br /><br />Dude B: Seems like they're stuck in traffic.<br /><br />I think there are people still in there too.<br /><br />Dude: Well damn. They're in trouble ain't they?!<br /><br />Mari: Hiro-kun and Hime-chan are still in there?<br /><br />Dude: Hey, why not go save 'em, buddy?<br /><br />Dude B: What?! Me?<br /><br />Mari: Wha---<br /><br />What should I do....<br /><br />033<br /><br />Mari: Ah!<br /><br />I could use my power....<br /><br />{If you use them again, then you can kiss any hope of being an ordinary person goodbye.}<br /><br />Mari: Oh..<br /><br />Right.<br /><br />Th—then...<br /><br />I'll do it on my own!!<br /><br />Dude B: Why would you even say something as stupid as 'go save them'?<br /><br />That fire is at a point that normal people can't even think of going in.<br /><br />Dude: Guess so...<br /><br />{Wh...}<br /><br />{What should I do...}<br /><br />Hakuu: Are you saying that she doesn't have a cellphone?<br /><br />Enji: She did mention being poor...<br /><br />034<br /><br />Enji: If I remember right, her house is here...<br /><br />Whoa, why are all these people here?<br /><br />Hakuu: Looks like a fire.<br /><br />Enji: Isn't that Mizuta's house?!<br /><br />Hey!!<br /><br />Sorry, but let us through!!<br /><br />035<br /><br />Enji: Dude, do you think Mizuta is still in that house?!<br /><br />Hakuu: Lets hope not...<br /><br />Mari: Ah!<br /><br />Tsudzuri-kun! Hakuu-san!!<br /><br />Sorry for missing our meeting time, I was at the store!<br /><br />Then I just came straight home...sorry..<br /><br />Hakuu: Mari...<br /><br />Did you....<br /><br />036<br /><br />Hakuu: Use your powers again?<br /><br />Mari: Eheh..<br /><br />You noticed?<br /><br />I had to use them to save my step brother and sister....<br /><br />Oh...<br /><br />I made sure they didn't find out about my powers.<br /><br />Hakuu: I see. Well, it's good you're okay.<br /><br />037<br /><br />Mari: Wh—what are you doing, Tsudzuri-kun?<br /><br />Enji: I dunno.<br /><br />I just felt like it was the thing to do.<br /><br />Your precious doll...<br /><br />Isn't it still in there?<br /><br />Mari: Eh?<br /><br />038<br /><br />Enji: No worries...<br /><br />I'll go in and get it for you.<br /><br />So just be prepared with a smile for when I come back.<br /><br />It's a promise!!<br /><br />Mari: W--<br /><br />Wait a minute, Tsudzuri-kun!!<br /><br />Hakuu: Let him go.<br /><br />He didn't get lucky enough to do anything cool this week.<br /><br />Mari: That's not what I mean...<br />I'm not sure why he did, but Tsudzuri-kun made a huge mistake!<br /><br />Hakuu: Eh?<br /><br />Mari: I made sure that my doll was safe and sound over here.<br /><br />I didn't want him to get dirty so I stuck him in my bag!<br /><br />039<br /><br />{On a later day...}<br /><br />Hakuu: So you could even compress flame into balls huh?<br /><br />This fearsome power even defies scientific explanation...<br /><br />Dude: Even I've never heard of a power like this one.<br /><br />Mari: It just seemed like something I should do, so I did it! Though, are you saying this ability of mine is rare then?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Just something you should do....?)<br /><br />Hakuu: I think it's safe to assume a power that can compress flame is kinda really rare.<br /><br />Dude: By the way, why is the brat so depressed?<br /><br />Hakuu: Well...that's...<br /><br />040<br /><br />Hakuu: I'd talk about it, but it's more or less an incredibly painful and embarassing story.<br /><br />Enji: Guh...<br /><br />Whats wrong with me wanting to act cool once in a while?<br /><br />I'm never going to believe in that site's fortunes ever again!!<br /><br />Mari: Tsudzuri-kun, Maybe you weren't as cool as you said you'd be back then...<br /><br />But you saying that there has to be a reason why your life that couldn't be saved is here now...<br /><br />I think you're absolutely right about that.<br /><br />041<br /><br />Mari: My step siblings liked to tease me to no end...<br /><br />But without even thinking I went in to save them because I knew I could.<br /><br />I know it's painful that after saying you'd save my doll, that you weren't able to do anything..<br /><br />But the feelings behind those actions were amazing.<br /><br />I'm so happy because of you.<br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br />Hakuu: Well..<br /><br />I know just how painful it was for you.<br /><br />042<br /><br />Hakuu: More importantly...<br /><br />Your powers despite being pretty amazing are now back for good.<br /><br />You sure you don't want another surgery? Though, the procedure won't be without risk...<br /><br />Mari: Yes..<br /><br />This time, I think I'll learn to take these powers in stride and live.<br /><br /> Dude: All right, then we'll log you into the special persons registry.<br /><br />There's a seminar on the things you'll need to know, so lets go.<br /><br />Mari: Okay.<br /><br />Then Hakuu-san...<br /><br />If there's anything you need me to help with, please let me know.<br /><br />043<br /><br />Hakuu: Right.<br /><br />And if you have any problems, you know who to call.<br /><br />Hm? That doll is...<br /><br />Mari: Ah<br /><br />This one right? He's new!<br /><br />He's Sheepkichi-san! <br />My step siblings got him for me.<br /><br />They didn't say anything and their faces were bright red.<br /><br />Hakuu: I see.<br /><br />{And from then on Hakuu's bullying.}<br /><br />Hakuu: I can understand how impo....<br /><br />Enji: GAAAAH!!<br /><br />IMMA IGNORE YOU THEN DAMMIT!!<br /><br />{Broke down my heart and soul.}<br /><br />(Side text- So mean~)<br /><br />BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN......CONTINUED IN ISSUE 9 (Out on August 4th.) Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:13:31 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32275 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32273 <br /><br />Interesting one. I'm also glad to see that someone picked up Dempa Kyoushi. I think Sunday is on a roll with both it and Anagle....hopefully this'll help it's sagging sales...<br /><br /><div class="important">Reserved for Clockwork lies.</div><br /><br />(Top text- A quick response to the underground dwelling misunderstanding home stay action!!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />(Side text- The human world is filled with valiant warriors?)<br /><br />(Side text- And the 'family' is full of mysteries!)<br /><br />(Green circle- SSC Ueki no Hosoku// All 16 volumes, Ueki no Hosoku Plus// All 5 volumes. Takkoku All 6 volumes)<br /><br />(Blue circle: All on sale!!)<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />Space 3: Shoot with the chip!!<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Top text- A few months ago underground...)<br /><br />Luchiru: Huh? 'Plant the seed'?<br /><br />Bossman: That's right Luchiru. <br /><br />(Side text- Luchiru's first mission?!)<br /><br />Bossman: Once you have managed to infiltrate this 'family', you will begin your first mission.<br /><br />That is to plant the 'seed'.<br /><br />(Sfx- Chapunn sploosh)<br /><br />Luchiru: You want me to plant trees on the surface or something like that?<br /><br />(Handwritten- What is this, an ecological manga?)<br /><br />(Tn- Ueki shoutout? You rule Fukuchi.)<br /><br />Bossman: The 'humans' are existences that are far superior to us majin.<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuh dff)<br /><br />Bossman: If we ever hope to seize the earth from them, we will first have to learn their 'weaknesses'!!!<br /><br />For that 'data' is necessary!!<br /><br />To that end...<br /><br />(Sfx- Pochoon pllt)<br /><br />(Sfx- Shiru shiru shiru shfft sfft)<br /><br />003<br /><br />Bossman: You will take and use this plant.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pahhh fwaaash)<br /><br />Luchiru: Is that how it is?<br /><br />Heh, I get it....<br /><br />Bossman: Hide it in your sleeve.<br /><br />You'll make sure to keep it hidden, no?<br /><br />Moreover, I have something of the utmost importance to tell you, Luchiru.<br /><br />You'll do well to not abuse the power of the 'majinagram'.<br /><br />'Majinagram' is a power that only us majin posses.<br /><br />If you use it carelessly, the possibility of the humans finding out your true identity rises. <br /><br />Do not forget this, understand?<br /><br />Luchiru: Munyah...<br /><br />Plant the seed...<br /><br />Majinagram....<br /><br />004<br /><br />{The next day....}<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm back!<br /><br />There was a sale at the store today!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yay!)<br /><br />Towako: Ooh, you lucked out!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yay!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gagiiih clunk)<br />Chiwa: Ow!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Owie...)<br /><br />(Sfx- Jiin stiiing)<br /><br />Chiwa: That Makoto...he left his belt out again!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dahhh sheeen)<br /><br />(Handwritten- This)<br /><br />Towako: Chiwa, give me a hand setting the table, won't you?<br /><br />Chiwa: Ah! Okay!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gotooh tunk)<br /><br />005<br /><br />Seijurou: How many times do I havefta say it Chiwa!!!<br /><br />When school is over, you bring yourself straight home!!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Tadah! I just bought a brand new packed oil!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Chapun slish)<br /><br />Towako: Again? What am I to do with you~<br /><br />Chiwa: Teehee! I'm going to use it tonight!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaaan drrooop)<br /><br />Seijurou: Don't ignore grandpaaaaaa!!!!<br /><br />You know, I heard that degenerates have been multiplying!! Hey, Chiwa-chan? Are you listening?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Yes, yes.)<br /><br />Luchiru: Heheheh.<br /><br />{First off, I'll get him!!}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hey! C'mon...)<br /><br />{I'll target here!!}<br /><br />006<br /><br />Luchiru: Take this, baldy!!<br /><br />{That's going too far.}<br /><br />(Sx- Bashuuu sffffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pashuuuh fft)<br /><br />(Handwritten- I felt a bug somewhere...there are mosquitoes in the house!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />Luchiru: I---I...<br /><br />I didn't get found out...!!<br /><br />I did it! I actually did it!!!<br /><br />Hah....<br /><br />One 'seed' has been planted! I'm in the clear!<br /><br />007<br /><br />{The object currently on Luchiru's wrist is a plant from the underground....}<br /><br />{Memory grass!!!}<br /><br />{This plant has the same 'ability to remember' as animals.}<br /><br />{It was proven to be real in a polish college's research laboratory.}<br /><br />{However the memory grass is a strange specimen indeed.}<br /><br />{Like the garden balsam, it shoots seeds that attach themselves to nearby fauna.}<br /><br />{Those seeds in a few days will gather information on the host and transform them into memories!}<br /><br />{Because of the harsh climate underground, only the strongest seeds are able to live and evolve.}<br /><br />{In short the seeds of this memory grass are nothing less than a high powered memory apparatus!!}<br /><br />{It's as if it's a super capable USB memory card!!}<br /><br />008<br /><br />Luchiru: Awesome! I've got them now!!<br /><br />In order to defeat the humans, I’ll have to use my time on the surface to gather 'data'....!!!<br /><br />And exploit their 'weaknesses'!!!<br /><br />Bossman: Listen up Luchiru.<br /><br />Your first mission is to implant this 'chip' upon all the members of this family.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pah plip)<br /><br />Luchiru: I'll aim for their 'necks'.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pash plip)<br /><br />(Sxf- Suuuh sssssh)<br /><br />Luchiru: If I'm able to hit them with the chip, it disappears into their skin, and is impossible to detect.<br /><br />But I can't forget...<br /><br />if they find out what I'm doing it's game over...<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon thoom)<br /><br />009<br /><br />{It's 'do or die'!!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaan fwaaaap)<br /><br />Makoto: Hm?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gikuuu pppoit)<br /><br />Makoto: Just my imagination?<br /><br />(Sfx- Haaaah)<br /><br />Luchiru: I did it!<br /><br />I can't belive it!!<br /><br />{All I have left is...}<br /><br />Chiwa: I haven't seen Luchiru-kun around today....<br /><br />Even Ham-chan isn't here...<br /><br />{If I can plant a seed on her, my mission is complete!!}<br />Luchiru: This is...<br /><br />{The end!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Passuh wffft)<br /><br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Pinh ptwn)<br /><br />{Wha...}<br /><br />Luchiru: D---<br /><br />(Sfx- Kata kata kata shake shake shake)<br /><br />{Dammit!!}<br /><br />{That 'Chiwa' girl....}<br /><br />{Her long hair is keeping the chip from reaching her neck!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Papaaan)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)<br /><br />Luchiru: What? I should get closer then shoot?<br /><br />011<br /><br />Luchiru: You idiot! If I get closer I'll be seen for sure!!<br /><br />{Damn...}<br /><br />{But the fact remains as long as her hair is in the way, a long ranged shot is gonna fail..}<br /><br />Luchiru: I know! What if we use wind to cause her hair to move?!<br /><br />(Fan- Bahamu festival)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Kyah!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuuu wffft)<br /><br />Luchiru: It's no good! The chip is too light....the wind is causing it to fly off into the air!<br /><br />Then...what if I use a trap to flip her upside down?<br />(Hanwritten- Wahh!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guiii wifft)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Now!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kruyuuu whop)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon)<br /><br />Luchiru: She found out! We're doomed, doomed doomed!! <br /><br />(Handwritten- She's gonna kill us!!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Gurahhh what will we doooo?!)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zath sfft)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Huh?)<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaan)<br /><br />Luchiru: You know, you'd look really good if you wear your hair like this once in a while.<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh? You think?<br /><br />Do you like this sort of style, Luchiru-kun?<br /><br />Luchiru: I—it would fit you, yeah!!<br /><br />Your neck being exposed...it's refreshing!<br /><br />Chiwa: Mm...I guess..<br /><br />I wonder if I should....?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokun dokun dokun throb throb throb)<br /><br />Luchiru: DOO ITTTTTT!!!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Sorry!<br /><br />I think I’ll keep it like this!<br /><br />Luchiru: Go...<br /><br />GODDAMMIT!!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Luchiru: WHYYYY?! CHANGING YOUR HAIR A LITTLE BIT IS A GOOD THING, RIGHT?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Waaaaaah)<br /><br />Towako: Teeheee...<br /><br />You'll have a hard time convincing her to do anything to her hair, Luchiru-chan!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Towako: He's overseas doing work right now, but we have one more older son in our family.<br /><br />Ever since she was a wee little thing, he'd praise her for her hair.<br /><br />That's the one thing that Chiwa is absolutely proud of.<br /><br />Even tonight she said she'll use the 'Oil pack' on it.<br /><br />(Handwritten- I bought a new oil pack today!)<br /><br />Luchiru: What's that?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pack?)<br /><br />Towako: It's for maintaining her hair.<br /><br />She uses the oil and heats it, then puts it on her hair...<br /><br />After that she takes a towel..<br /><br />And wraps her hair in it!<br /><br />(Sfx- Guru guru wind wind)<br /><br />014<br /><br />???: Chiwa, you can enter the bath now.<br /><br />Chiwa: 'Kay!<br /><br />(Sfx- Chapun chapun splish splish)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gepuu burrp)<br /><br />Seijurou: Hey Towako....<br /><br />Where's Luchi-boy?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kacha kacha clack clack)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hm?)<br /><br />Towako: Maybe he already went to bed...?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Aw. I was gonna tell him some things about Japanese culture...)<br /><br />Makoto: Huh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyoro kyoro kyoro spn spn)<br /><br />Makoto: Eeh?<br /><br />(Handwritten- It's not here.)<br /><br />Luchiru: It's here...!!<br /><br />I found it!!<br /><br />The place where I'll definitely plant a seed on Chiwa!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaaan)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />Luchiru: It's the perfect sanctuary!!<br /><br />{It's totally just a bathroom.}<br /><br />015<br /><br />{Oil pack...}<br /><br />{And then she'll wrap her hair up?!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Heheh....<br /><br />{If that's the case, I have to target her here for sure!!}<br /><br />{Her neck will be completely unguarded!! This is a perfect 'chance'!!!}<br /><br />{There won't be another perfect 'time' to shoot the chip!!}<br /><br />Chiwa: Bath time~ <br />It's bath time~<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuii sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacha clack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Shiiin huuuush)<br /><br />Luchiru: Hah...hah...<br /><br />Bossman: If the humans see you..<br /><br />It's certain death!!<br /><br />Luchiru: I'll do it...!!<br /><br />016<br /><br />Luchiru: I'll do it...!!!<br /><br />For proof that the majin within me isn't just for show!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kyuuh wiind)<br /><br />Chiwa: All right!<br /><br />Now...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)<br /><br />Chiwa: Huh?<br /><br />Is someone in here?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pachi clamp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gikuuuh throoob)<br /><br />Luchiru: Awawwawa....<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm coming in.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachaak clack)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Chiwa: Huh?<br />(Sfx- Kapppooon)<br /><br />Seijurou: You know, I heard that degenerates have been multiplying!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zokuhhh thooob)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododo)<br /><br />Chiwa: In there?!<br /><br />Someone....<br /><br />Is hiding....<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododododo)<br /><br />Makoto: Mom!! My 'Light on belt' is missing!!<br /><br />Did sis do some cleaning and put it somewhere?!<br /><br />Towako: I don't know, why not ask her?<br /><br />(Sfx- Shaka sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gabaaah fwaaap)<br /><br />018<br /><br />(Sfx- Puka puka float float)<br /><br />Chiwa: No one is there....<br /><br />Ah...<br /><br />Luchiru: Haah...<br /><br />Great.....<br /><br />{Now I'm in the worst angle!!!}<br /><br />{I can't possibly aim for the nape of her neck like this!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododdododo)<br /><br />Luchiru: Craap! The pack is only effective for 10 minutes! Or at least that's what they said.<br /><br />At this rate, the chance I've been waiting for....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Just eight minutes left...)<br />019<br /><br />Luchiru: My chance....<br /><br />Makoto: Sister~<br /><br />(Sfx- Don don don thump thump)<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Wh---<br /><br />WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Don don thump thump)<br /><br />{N—no way!!!}<br /><br />{Why would her little brother show up at a time like this?!}<br /><br />Luchiru: This angle sucks!!<br /><br />If he comes in, I'm out!!<br /><br />Makoto: Sister...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachaa clack)<br /><br />{I'm completely in his line of sight!!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: He'll see me....<br /><br />(Sfx- Garaaah claater)<br /><br />Makoto: My<br /><br />Light on bel...<br /><br />t....<br /><br />020<br /><br />Chiwa: Belt?<br /><br />It's on the table in the entryway, isn't it?<br /><br />Makoto: Eh?<br /><br />Hmph! Don't go cleaning up stuff without permission!<br />You monstrous Chiwageroge!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pataan slam)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaan)<br /><br />Chiwa: Who's a Chiwaeroge?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pasuhhh sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Chikuu click)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bashhh sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Chappunn sfft)<br /><br />Chiwa: Wh---<br /><br />021<br /><br />Chiwa: Who's there?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zabaah sbllsh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pakun pakun throb throb)<br /><br />Chiwa: I—I'll tell you this...my Grandpa is a 8 dan at karate!!<br /><br />He'll beat you down and send you flying!<br /><br />Luchiru: Gyah!!!<br /><br />Ohcrapohcrap....<br /><br />I got the chip on her...but...<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuu hyuu huff puff)<br /><br />{I can't get away!!}<br /><br />{It's a checkmate!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododododo rmmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah grab)<br /><br />{Its no good!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh wfapp)<br />Chiwa: Kyah!<br /><br />022<br /><br />Chiwa: Um...<br /><br />Why are you here Hamu-chan?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kapooon fwofff)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga?)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga?<br /><br />Pugapuga?!<br /><br />Chiwa: What's wrong?<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugahhh?!<br /><br />Chiwa; You can't come in when a girl is in the bath.<br /><br />Okay, I'll put you outside~<br /><br />(Sfx- Gara clatter)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah!!<br /><br />023<br /><br />(Sfx- Patan slam)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugaaaaah)<br /><br />(Handwritten- There there.)<br /><br />Luchiru: I'm sorry Bahamut....<br /><br />In that moment, I had to hide myself from her...<br /><br />And I wasn't able to think of a way to save you...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Luchiru: But that was close...<br /><br />If I had used the 'Majinagram' there...she would have found me for sure.<br /><br />This was an emergency situation!!<br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Luchiru: In order to complete the mission, unheard of determination is needed!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gataaan clatter)<br /><br />Luchiru: Ngh..<br /><br />{But...}<br /><br />024<br /><br />Luchiru: Puahhh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />Luchiru: I understand clearly now..<br /><br />In order to complete this mission, the 'maginagram' is needed!!<br /><br />It doesn't matter if it's used and humans find out!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />{This time I managed to get away without being detected..}<br /><br />{But I'll have to use it little by little!!}<br /><br />{And so 5 year old Bahamut was sent to the hallway for being innocent.}<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga?<br /><br />(Side text- Majinagram's true form.....find out what it is on the next episode!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 50. Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:13:30 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32273 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32267 <br />Does anyone else wonder if the tank will be titled 'Kintama' or 'Gintama' when it's released?<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Side text- Gintoki's superiority?!)<br /><br />Tojou: I—impossible...<br /><br />Young maste---<br /><br />Ladies: Boss...!!<br /><br />Sarutobi-dono!!<br /><br />KINTAMA<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI.<br />Lesson 7: Steel memories.<br /><br />All: They're....<br /><br />Siding with that Gintoki guy?!<br /><br />Kintoki: They side with the guy who attacked their friends....<br /><br />They'll even go as far as betraying their other friends....betraying me?<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Under panel: GINTAMA Lesson 378.)<br /><br />Townsfolk: What the hell...<br /><br />Are you guys doing?<br /><br />Move out of our way.<br /><br />Hey, are you listening to us?!<br /><br />Gintoki: You guys...<br /><br />If you do this.....<br /><br />(Board- Sakata(Not circled.)//Tategawa//Kinzaki//Oogawa//)<br /><br />Sacchan: You boys better stop this!!<br /><br />Let Sakata-kun hang out with you too!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaan fwaaap)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Are you okay, Sakata-kun?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Teach, could ya let Sakata-kun in on our group then? I'd 'ppreciate that.<br />Girls: Does this LOOK like a classroom setting where you end up hanging out with the girls huuuuuh?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gasu gasu goh goh kick kick bop)<br /><br />003<br /><br />Kyuubee: Kintoki....<br /><br />It is because we believe in you that we're here.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: So you best just believe in us.<br /><br />We ain't tryin' to say this man is better than you.<br /><br />Sacchan: If you really are the Kin-san I remember..<br /><br />You'll grant us this favor and listen to us.<br /><br />Girls: If you are our friend then...<br /><br />You'll believe in us, right?<br /><br />Kintoki: I see...<br /><br />The Yagyuu clan and the Hundred blooms....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)<br /><br />Kintoki: Have come to a consensus have they?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah sfft)<br /><br />Kintoki: Then let us respond as well.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Kintoki: You ladies and Gintoki....<br /><br />will disappear<br /><br />from this city.<br /><br />Tojou: Kintoki-dono!!<br /><br />Kintoki: It seems there's no choice but to completely crush the Yagyuu clan and the Hundred blooms.<br /><br />If they're going to be in league with that guy, then they are the city....no Kabuki-chou's enemy.<br /><br />005<br />Tae: Shin-chan!<br /><br />Kagura-chan!<br /><br />???: So...<br /><br />That's your answer is it?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zahhh ssffft)<br /><br />???: Then let us...<br /><br />Give you the answer we decied on.<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacharri clack)<br /><br />Kintoki: Zura, Hasegawa-san...<br /><br />What the hell are you doing?<br /><br />Since the women have betrayed us and gone with him..<br /><br />I at least thought men who live by honor and empathy like us would know what to do...<br /><br />007<br /><br />Katsura: Friends....<br /><br />Hasegawa: Can't be divided.<br /><br />Katsura: Kintoki....a long time ago I made a promise to a certain friend.<br /><br />Gintoki: Don't you...<br /><br />Ever change.<br /><br />Zura, before you change...<br /><br />I'll cut you to shreds.<br /><br />Katsura: It would be far too much trouble to cut you down.<br /><br />I'd rather not have it come to that.<br /><br />Hasegawa: Kin-san I...<br /><br />Was clocked by a certain buddy of mine.<br />Gintoki: Hey jerkass, don't go blaming your glasses for your shitty life.<br /><br />If you trip while walking and fall, is bitching at the rock in the road gonna help anything?<br /><br />Old dude: Maybe you should consider taking the glasses off.<br /><br />(Sfx- Guraaaaaashn craaaaaaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gagogaaah thoooonk)<br /><br />Hasegawa: That's us...<br /><br />Friends.<br /><br />Whether its walking down the right path, or a difficult one, they're there with you.<br /><br />However, when a time comes that none of the roads work out...<br /><br />008<br /><br />???: If all the roads end up being difficult ones...<br /><br />And we're all alone, surrounded by enemies....<br /><br />(Insert text- He'd just smile...<br /><br />that fearless smile of his<br /><br />and pick his nose.)<br /><br />???: A friend will stand up time and time again.<br /><br />That is what..<br /><br />that guy is.<br /><br />A painfully stupid....<br /><br />Careless<br /><br />Sadistic bastard.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachaaan claaang)<br /><br />009<br /><br />Everyone: Our best friend..<br /><br />Sakata Gintoki.<br />Gintoki: Y---<br /><br />You guys...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Er..well I'm all for jumping on the bandwagon, but could someone tell me who he is?)<br /><br />010<br /><br />Katsura: Hey there. It's been a while....how are you?<br /><br />Hasegawa: You're as stiff as ever dude. Drink up!<br /><br />???: Do you think this is some kind of graduation party where everyone acts like they like each other and suddenly starts a conversation with the lonely looking guy?!<br /><br />Shuuu<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahh gohh gahh thonk thunk tunk)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishhhhh Zzzt)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gagahhh sheeeeeen)<br /><br />011<br /><br />Gintoki: Kintoki you bastard!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Oooooh whoooooh)<br /><br />Kintoki: Damn. Gotta say I'm impressed bro-han.<br /><br />To think that they'd be able to break through my brainwashing....<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishhhi zzzt)<br /><br />Kintoki: I guess 40 volumes of bonds with you as their comrade is nothing to sneeze at.<br /><br />But it's impossible you know..<br /><br />No matter how much you bond with them, no matter how much of their memories return..<br /><br />With a wave of my hand, all 40 volumes they spent with you are reduced back to zero.<br /><br />Why you ask? I'll explain.<br /><br />It's because the manga's protagonist is...<br /><br />Everyone: You, Kin-san...<br /><br />012<br /><br />Kintoki: I know you guys figured I can't use my brainwashing any more...<br /><br />But Tama's efforts turned out to be in vain.<br /><br />(Sfx- Soro soro sfft sfft)<br /><br />Kintoki: You don't have the qualifications to be the protagonist or the leader of the Yorozuya.<br /><br />I've repaired things here myself you see.<br /><br />And now I've even managed to take back the friends you gathered.<br /><br />Even those wenches that believed you are under my control now.<br /><br />It appears that now I have loyalty appropriate for a protagonist.<br /><br />Now it's about time we protected our town.<br /><br />An annoying side character like you that dares to stand against the protagonist...<br /><br />Will be erased...<br /><br />From the pages of this manga!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kwaaaaaaaaah roaaaaaaaaar)<br /><br />013<br /><br />(Sfx- Bakkiiikannn craaaaaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kararan claaaaater)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuun hyuun wfffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zukaashhh clatter)<br /><br />Katsura: If it comes down to disappearing..<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishnnn zzzt)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishhhiii zzzt)<br /><br />Sacchan: We'll disappear.<br /><br />014<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaaan doooon)<br />Everyone: What's carved deep within our hearts...<br /><br />Is the steel memories of the countless battles we fought alongside our friend a samurai.<br /><br />We'll thrust this silver blade...<br /><br />With all of our souls.<br /><br />015<br /><br />Gintoki: If it's all gonna fall apart...<br /><br />(Sfx- Shakiii shffft)<br /><br />Gintoki: Then let it fall.<br /><br />{My hypnosis didn't work...}<br /><br />Dude: Crush them! Don't let a single one escape!!<br /><br />Katsura: Let us go.<br /><br />(Sfx- Ugaaaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pusuhh plissh)<br /><br />Katsura: Gintoki.<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah...<br /><br />I trust you guys have my back.<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon thoooom)<br /><br />Gintoki: So....<br /><br />The protagonist..<br /><br />Gin//Kintoki...<br /><br />WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST!!!<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Gafooooon THOOOOM)<br /><br />Both: NGOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!<br />(Sfx- Gakikiii Grnnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Meki meki meki griiind griiind griiind)<br /><br />018<br /><br />(Sfx- Kakkiii sffftg)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gooohfuuuh dssssssssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- zuuuh sffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gokiiih dddsh)<br /><br />(Sfx-Buuooooh wofft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goshhaahhh craaaaaaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Garagara clatter clatter0<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuruuuh dssssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guoooh wfffft)<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooh thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuuuah sdddth)<br /><br />Kintoki: I'll erase it all...<br /><br />(Sfx- Pishhii zzzt)<br /><br />Kintoki: Your memories, your friends...your entire existence...I'll erase everything that is you.<br /><br />Gintoki: You're the one who's gonna get erased.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Gintoki: Which is gonna get smashed to bits first? Your tiny floppy disk of data?<br /><br />Or my soul? Let this 'bout decide that.<br /><br />KINTAMA LESSON 7..............END. <br /><br />(Side text- Next issue, at long last Kintoki and Gintoki battle!! The climax is...?!) Sat, 19 Nov 2011 06:45:50 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32267 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32189 At long last it's here. Even early, it's the last raw out. Now allow me to go celebrate this day that my mom went into labor and popped a fresh me out into the world in peace. <br /><br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only</div><br /><br />001<br /><br />(Side text- The latest volume of the manga #42 is out in stores!! The TV anime airs, with lives at risk, on TV Tokyo and its affiliates at 6pm on Mondays! )<br /><br />KINTAMA<br /><br />(Centering text- It's a war that's mine and mine alone.)<br /><br />Lesson 6.<br />Writing 'Enemy' and Reading it as 'Friend'.<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI.<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Side text- Conflicting feelings...)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: You...<br /><br />I done told ya not to come here.<br /><br />Sarutobi...<br /><br />Sacchan: As if I can allow you to...<br /><br />lay a finger on the man who I owe my life to.<br /><br />(Under panel- 'GINTAMA' Lesson 377)<br /><br />Sarutobi: You must be kidding... If you think you can win Kin-san's favor by doing this deed alone. That's impossible.<br /><br />(Sfx- Suh sfft)<br /><br />Sacchan: As if I would ever let you guys have such an important task...<br /><br />003<br /><br />Sacchan: As thanks to the man who saved my life, I will take his.<br /><br />It's the sort of dirty job a kunoichi would undertake, no?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Sarutobi...<br /><br />Sacchan: Move aside Tsukky. There's no need for you to dirty your hands.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jyakki shing)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Everyone...<br /><br />I know you are wavering.<br /><br />Do you believe in Kintoki?<br /><br />Or do you believe in this man whose actions you've seen with your own eyes?<br /><br />But that resolve you have cannot bear this burden.<br /><br />Stand back, the two of you.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Tsukuyo: What are you yammerin' on about? I was the first to spot him. I'll kill 'im!<br /><br />Sacchan: Please get back, you two. I said I'm going to take care of this.<br /><br />Kyuubee: I told you, it's impossible for you two to do it. Let me.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I said I'm g'nna do it!<br /><br />Sacchan: I said I would!<br /><br />Kyuubee: I'll do it.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: No, me!<br /><br />Sacchan: Let me!<br /><br />Kyuubee: I will!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I'll do it!<br /><br />Sacchan: I will!<br /><br />Kyuubee: I'm going to!<br /><br />Sacchan: Er, aren't we kinda getting mixed up here to the point we don't know what's what?<br /><br />Kyuubee: Um... It's great that you're all so concerned for each other and all, but I'm getting zero concern over here.<br /><br />Sacchan: No helping it, we'll all just throw kunai at him to make it fair.<br /><br />The one who lands the finally killing blow will get the credit.<br /><br />Gintoki: THAT'S JUST A GANG MURDER!!<br /><br />Hmph... Well if my last moments are with three beautiful babes, then maybe dyin' isn't such a bad thing.<br /><br />But you know, there's no reason for you ladies to have to bear the weight of taking my life.<br /><br />Here, we'll set it up like it's watermelon splitting. You guys wear blindfolds and then try to aim for me. How about it?<br /><br />This way no one really knows who it was that actually bumped me off, and no one will have to have the guilt trip.<br /><br />Sacchan: Even with you in this situation, why would you go so far to help us...?<br /><br />Gintoki: No need to worry. Ok now just wait for me to bury myself.<br /><br />005<br /><br />Girls: OH... LIKE HELL WE'RE DOING THAAAT!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododo thmptmmtmtmp)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Get him!!!<br /><br />Don't let him get away!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododoo Tmpmtpmtpmp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuwaaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goh thomp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyagagagagaga dssshshshhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuuuuh wfffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Jakkkii shiiiing)<br /><br />006<br /><br />(Sfx- Ton thomp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Buwaaah fwofff)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododoh thhhmp)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Now!!<br /><br />Ladies: Let him have it!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Shagagagah swffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zukkii throb)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Gngh!<br /><br />Lady: B---<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododdodoodo*thmptmpmtmp*)<br /><br />Lady: Boooooooooossss!!<br /><br />007<br /><br />(Sfx- Karaan clatter)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)<br /><br />Gintoki: Upsy daisy...<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Yo...<br /><br />You...<br /><br />What did ya....<br /><br />Do that for...?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pota pota drip)<br /><br />Gintoki: The hell you talking about?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Gintoki: See ya.<br /><br />Did I make you wait long?<br /><br />Are you not even gonna have a farewell party?<br /><br />Sir, you're being impaled.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: W---<br /><br />wait!<br /><br />I said ta wait!<br /><br />You're...<br /><br />009<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohh thok)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dosshaaaah thuuud)<br />Dude: I-I got 'im!!<br /><br />It's go time, guys!!<br /><br />Everyone get hi...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gohhh Thomp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuwaaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gahhh shfft)<br /><br />010<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooh thooom)<br /><br />Dudes: Gwahhh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dah dash)<br /><br />Dudes: He's going to run into that building! Block off the entrance!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kah clack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gopaaahhh thoooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuuh sssft)<br /><br />011<br /><br />(Flier: Recruiting Rally Opponents<br />A smash hit between the legs<br />Wouldn't you like to feel a wonderful bodily sensation you've never felt before? [heart]<br />At one's home or at a hotel<br />Phone - XXXOOO△△△)<br /><br />(Sfx- Merii grnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goashaaah doooosh)<br /><br />Tojou: Buguaaaaah!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Tan tap)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gah sft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guooooh fwoffffh)<br /><br />Tojou: Young masterrr~<br /><br />(Sfx- Muuuuu smooch)<br /><br />012<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofu thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Zubooh ddssht)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Nugh, dammit!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kashaah Swwffft)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Oraaaaah!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Byshaagahh dssssht)<br /><br />Gin: GUH<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashaaan craaaaaaaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doh dohhh dwwfft)<br /><br />Kyuubei: KUH<br /><br />(Sfx-Gaaan claaang)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guraah claaater)<br /><br />Tojou: Young maaaaaaster!!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Ugaaah!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Boowaaah wwfffft)<br /><br />Gintoki: Guwaaah!<br /><br />Kyuubee: How reckless...<br /><br />You believed I'd reach my hand out?<br /><br />Gintoki: ...Well, if it weren't like this, you'd never let someone touch you, right?<br /><br />Kyuubee: Your recklessness has put yourself at a disadvantage.<br /><br />Gintoki: It has not.<br /><br />I've just got a woman's tender hand.<br /><br />014<br /><br />Kyuubee: Uwaaaah!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Funnn fwooof)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gan crash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooh thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Yagoooh swffft)<br /><br />Sacchan: ......Eh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoshiiihhh thoooom)<br /><br />Sacchan: Gukeeeh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bata bata whifft wifft)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ugaaaah!!)<br /><br />015<br /><br />Sacchan: Uuh...<br /><br />Oh my~ These are Gin-san's undies aren't they?<br /><br />(Sfx- Ooeeeeh hoooorgh)<br /><br />Sacchan: U~~h...<br /><br />Oh my~ these are Gin-san's swim trunks aren't they?<br /><br />(Sfx- Oeeeeeh hooorrgh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)<br /><br />Sacchan: ---Stop...<br /><br />Wait...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zahh Sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachaah clack)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Girls: Didn't you hear me say 'wait'?<br /><br />Sacchan: Just what in the world are you doing?<br /><br />What... are you fighting against?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ya couldn' even keep a good grip on your blade...<br /><br />Why would ya be somethin' like this...?<br /><br />Kyuubee: It's as if we're not the ones you're fighting...<br /><br />we're the one's you're protecti...<br /><br />Gintoki: Seems that I've gone and underestimated...<br /><br />this city.<br /><br />For the sake of one comrade, all these people have mobilized.<br /><br />Though, even though because of that, my outlook is pretty shitty right now... I don't really feel down about it.<br /><br />This really is<br /><br />a good city.<br /><br />017<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokkkunn throoob)<br /><br />Sacchan: ...Please move.<br /><br />I said I'm going to take care of this man.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Are ya... ...hard of hearin' or somethin'?<br /><br />I'm gonna to do it.<br /><br />Kyuubee: W-Why...<br /><br />Why won't anyone withdraw...?<br /><br />Please, I'm begging you...<br /><br />Just move...<br /><br />(SFX- POTA POTA Drip Drip)<br /><br />There's no way he could be killed by<br /><br />people making faces like that.<br /><br />018<br /><br />???: Young master...<br /><br />Boss...<br /><br />Kintoki: Hey now... making girls cry?<br /><br />You really are a sinful guy aint'cha?<br /><br />No need to worry though...<br /><br />I'm going to settle things here.<br /><br />It's time for atonement.<br /><br />Now everyone, the enemy of kabuki-chou, our enemy, bear witness to his final moments.<br /><br />This is it for you...<br /><br />Gintoki.<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododod tmtmtmp)<br /><br />Sacchan: Don't move... a single step from there.<br /><br />Kintoki: What's the meaning of this?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: I'm well aware how damn stubborn you guys are.<br /><br />Then I won't try to stop ya anymore. Do what ya want. But in exchange...<br /><br />Sacchan: I won't stop you either. I think somehow we're actually thinking the same thing, anyhow.<br /><br />Kyuubee: Do we believe in silver or gold?<br /><br />Even our own memories are unreliable as of this moment... so I can't turn to them for an answer.<br /><br />So then... I'll believe in this...<br /><br />All: A woman's tears.<br /><br />(Sfx- Shakkiiin shiiing)<br /><br />(Side text- You can't lie to your own heart!!)<br /><br />KINTAMA LESSON 6.........END. Sun, 13 Nov 2011 05:58:23 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32189 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32104 A Hajimete no Aku that focuses on family more than harem? I have to say Anagle, I like the cut of your jib. It helps that Luchiru is infinitely more interesting than Jiro. <br /><br /><div class="important">Please do not scantlate until I give my permission. Thanks.</div><br /><br /><br />(Top bubbles- The second chapter of Fukuchi Tsubasa's new serial!!) <br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br /><br />Luchiru: I've finally made it!!<br /><br />The sky!! The Sun!!!<br /><br />This is the world we've been dreaming about!!<br /><br />THE SURFACE!!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- BAAAAN)<br /><br />Luchiru: At long last I've done it!!<br /><br />So many years we've had to live and dig through the depths of the earth....<br /><br />But now us 'majin' have long last found our ideal 'paradise!!!<br /><br />Wahahahahahah!!<br /><br />Kid: Did you think it's okay for you to just show up here outta the blue?<br /><br />(Shirt- Human.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Jakkiin Shiiing)<br /><br />Kid: Silly majin, the surface is for humans.<br /><br />002<br /><br />Zombies: You aren't human... we'll keeeeell you keeeeelll you keeeeeeell you deaaaaaadddd...<br /><br />Luchiru: WAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!<br /><br />(Side text- The 'home stay action comedy about Luchiru the 'majin'!!)<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br /><br />Space 2: Ranking.<br /><br />003<br /><br />Luchiru: S---stay back, you monstrous humaaaaaaans!!!<br /><br />T---they're gonna kill mee!!<br />(Sfx- Kahhh SHEEEN)<br /><br />Luchiru: DEKOS!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodooogoooooh THOOOM)<br /><br />Chiwa: Wha...<br /><br />(Sfx- Gabaah fwfff)<br /><br />Chiwa: Whaaaaaaaaat was that?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- What's going on this early in the morning?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Para para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Sfx- Chuun chuuun tweet tweet)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah hah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Chun chun chun tweet tweet tweet)<br /><br />Luchiru: A dream huh...<br /><br />(Sfx- Hahhh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pon pon dong dong)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikuhh poit)<br /><br />Luchiru: W—where am I?<br /><br />Hey! Bahamu?!<br /><br />Where are you Bahamut?!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pu...pu...<br /><br />005<br /><br />Bahamut: Pu---<br /><br />Pugah....<br /><br />(Sfx- Meri grnnd)<br />(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)<br /><br />Luchiru: BAHAMUTTTTT?!?<br /><br />(Handwritten- What happened to you?!)<br /><br />Luchiru: N—no way!! Did the humans do this?<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugaa....<br /><br />Luchiru: Whaat?! M—me?!<br /><br />N—now that you say that...this hole...<br /><br />I guess while I was asleep, I fired off a shot of majinagram.....<br /><br />(Sfx- Paki paki crackle crackle)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugaga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: I—I know that!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Just be quiet!!)<br /><br />Luchiru: 'Majinaguram' is a power that the humans don't have...<br /><br />If I go around blasting it carelessly, my cover as a human is blown right?<br /><br />006<br /><br />Luchiru: No need to worry, Bahamu.<br /><br />I'm not going to do something as dumb as let a human find out my true identity!<br /><br />After all we're up here on the surface to find out the humans waknesses!<br /><br />We're sp----<br /><br />(Sfx- Ton ton ton ton tmptmptmp)<br /><br />Chiwa: Are you okay, Luchiru-kun?!<br /><br />I heard this awful sound!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Garaaashhi craash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bushiih Bloorsh)<br /><br />Luchiru: Wa---<br />WWAAAAH!!!<br /><br />(Bottom text- A humaaan!!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Huh? Did you say Sp----<br /><br />(Sfx- Gikuuuh poooit)<br /><br />Luchiru: Did she hear me?!<br /><br />N—no! I said Sp---sp----<br /><br />(Handwritten- Uh...)<br /><br />(Sfx- Puru puru puru wibble wibble wibble)<br /><br />007<br /><br />Luchiru: Um...Spaghetti?<br /><br />Yeah! That's what I meant! Spaghetti!! I want Spaghetti!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Teehee! You like pasta, Luchiru-kun?<br /><br />Okay then, this morning how about clam pasta for breakfast?<br /><br />...eh...WHA?!<br /><br />WHAT'S THIS?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- That hole is like super huge!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pekoooh drooop)<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah..um, sorry.<br /><br />I did that in my sleep.<br /><br />Chiwa: In your sleep?!<br /><br />How did you manage that?!<br /><br />Hm?<br /><br />What's up, Luchiru-kun?<br /><br />Luchiru: ...Who are you?<br /><br />Chiwa: Why would you start the day saying something so rude!?<br />(Sfx- Gaaan dooom)<br /><br />(Handwritten- We just met like YESTERDAY!!)<br /><br />008<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm Kusanagi Chiwa!<br /><br />I'm the eldest daughter of the family you'll be doing a 'home stay' with starting today!!<br /><br />OK?<br /><br />(Sfx- Hah)<br /><br />Luchiru: That's right!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Breakfast will be served soon, so come downstairs!)<br /><br />Luchiru: In order to find the weakness of humanity....<br /><br />I became a spy and 'homestayed' with this family!!<br /><br />009<br /><br />Chiwa: Since we got home a bit late yesterday we weren't able to, but how about a proper introduction to the family today~?<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah...I know..humans are strong!!<br /><br />Us 'majin' could never stand a chance to these ferocious monsters!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Oh right, you already know Kyousuke!~<br /><br />Luchiru: I have to find the 'data' that will unlock the means necessary to defeat them!!<br /><br />If I want to be able to defeat humans, 'data' is necessary!!<br /><br />{What might be more essential is remembering things that happened yesterday.}<br /><br />{The beings known as 'majin' are...}<br /><br />{Complete and utter fools.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)<br /><br />010<br /><br />{Nay, it may be more correct to say...}<br /><br />{They are the victims of a very foolish misunderstanding.}<br /><br />{They've lived their lives deep below the grounds.}<br /><br />(Top text- World above ground).<br /><br />Luchiru: Above ground? Humans? What are those?<br /><br />(Middle text- World below ground.)<br /><br />(Bottom text- Mantle (Really hot.))<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugah?)<br /><br />{To them, the humans who live on the surface are organisms unknown.}<br /><br />{Due to misinformation spreading among them...}<br /><br />Chiwa: Just wait right here...<br /><br />I'll go wake everyone up!<br /><br />{The incorrect assumption that humans are fearsomely strong....}<br /><br />{Has become commonplace for them.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokin dokin dokin throob throob throb)<br /><br />011<br /><br />{And so, the majin who want to learn the humans weakness have sent Luchiru and Bahamut to spy on them.}<br /><br />{Unbeknownst to them, their own strength as majin makes them an immeasurable amount stronger than humans.....although they are fools.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Pataan slam)<br /><br />Luchiru: Listen up Bahamut. Our first order of business is to grasp the current situation around here.<br /><br />Which means one thing....finding out who's the strongest around here!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah?<br /><br />Luchiru: No matter what organization it is, there's always a person who's the 'leader'!!<br /><br />If we can keep an eye on him....then there shouldn't be any trouble for us...!!<br />Luchiru: See, if we can keep our identities as 'majin' under wraps, then we can knock this mission out of the park!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pu—puga!!<br /><br />Puga puga!!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Heheh! That's the basics of being a spy! <br /><br />012<br /><br />Luchiru: Well, even you at any rate...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zugoosu thokk)<br /><br />Kid: Who are you?!<br /><br />Waaaah!!<br /><br />Luchiru: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whoooooo?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Who are you?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Don thonk)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kiraaan sheeeen)<br /><br />(Sfx- Nyaaaah sneeeer)<br /><br />Kid: You're with the evil organization Blacker aren't you?!<br /><br />Eat my blade of justice!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooh fwooosh)<br /><br />Luchiru: WHAAAAAAAH!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- What's Blacker?!)<br /><br />{N—No way....he already saw right through me?!}<br /><br />{H—he's gotta be the strongest human in this house!!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Wawahwahwahaaah!!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Luchiru: Deko....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hah hah)<br /><br />???: Hey now!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashhhiih fwff)<br /><br />Kid: Wah!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pitah fwp)<br /><br />Luchiru: ?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Eh?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Paaanhh fwffff)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Release me, Blacker!!)<br /><br />???: For goodness sake! Sorry for this first thing in the morning!<br /><br />{Mother// Kusanagi Towako// Age 44}<br /><br />Towako: You'd better get used to all this ruckus...<br /><br />He's always like this~<br /><br />(Sfx- Bata bata wfft wfft)<br /><br />{Third son// Kusanagi Makoto// Age 8.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- Release me~)<br /><br />014<br /><br />Towako: I'm just getting Breakfast ready, Luchiru-chan!<br /><br />Now Makoto, you go wash your face this instant!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pokoh thonk)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyahh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pokaaan fwaaah)<br /><br />Towako: Hurry up or you'll be late to school!<br /><br />Makoto: You won't get away with this Blacker!!<br /><br />{Whoa...}<br />{That brat...}<br /><br />{He saw right through me...!!}<br /><br />{Geez, I was so outta sorts that I was about to use the majinaguram!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Worse yet, he was so easily subdued by that woman!!<br /><br />I get it now Bahamu....!! The strongest in this house isn't that brat!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hiso hiso Whisper whisper)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga puga?)<br /><br />Luchiru: The 'leader' of these humans that we have to keep an eye out for is that woman...!!<br /><br />???: Hey hag!!<br /><br />It's too damn early in the morning for all of this nonsense!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaki kaki tp tp)<br /><br />Towako: Oh? It's a rare sight to behold! Kyousuke? Up THIS early?<br /><br />015<br /><br />Towako: ---Wha? What happened to your face?!<br /><br />{Second son// Kusanagi Kyousuke// Age 15.}<br /><br />(Sfx- Fuwaaah yaawwn)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Shaddup hag.<br /><br />Luchiru: He's from yesterday...!<br /><br />Towako: You got in another fight didn't you?!<br /><br />You know you're going to make your mother worry herself to death...<br /><br />Kyousuke: I get it all ready! Just quit your damn bellyaching!! <br /><br />(Handwritten- Are you a cow?!)<br /><br />Towako: But....<br /><br />(Sfx- Piku poit)<br /><br />Kyousuke: There ain't no buts, damn hag!!!<br />I ain't some little snot nosed kid anymore, dammit!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Girooooh glaaaaare)<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hmph.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- What am I to do with that boy?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Shiiiin husssh)<br /><br />Luchiru: He ordered that woman around so easily....!!!<br /><br />So wait.....<br /><br />It should be more like this?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Weakest------Strongest)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Wai! Geez! Hmph)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon dooom)<br /><br />???: Kyousuke!!!<br /><br />Kyosuke: Huh?<br /><br />Chiwa: You idiot!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gosuuunn thoooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: Whaaa!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon thoom)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Wai! Geez! Geh! Hmph!)<br /><br />(Bottom text- Number one just appeared!!)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Old guy: Who the hell hits their little brother?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bogooooh Thunk)<br /><br />Luchiru: WAAAAAH!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Sudoooooon Thooooom)<br />(Handwritten- Wa! Oh my. Heh. Ngh. Heh!)<br /><br />(Bottom text- The top of the top!!!)<br /><br />Old guy: Chiwa! You're in high school, so act like it!<br /><br />Or am I going to have to smack some sense into ya?!<br /><br />Chiwa: You can't just hit me without saying why you are first, grandpa!!<br /><br />Old guy: What did you say?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Awawawwah...<br /><br />Chiwa: B—but he called mom a 'hag'!!<br /><br />Old guy: What?<br /><br />(Sfx- Shiiiin huuush)<br /><br />Old guy: That can't be the case, right Kyousuke?<br /><br />I mean, you did make a promise to me before right?<br /><br />(Sfx- Keh)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Shut it old man. She's a hag. <br /><br />I call 'em like I see 'em. <br /><br />018<br /><br />{The old man got pissed.}<br /><br />019<br /><br />(TN- That he did.)<br /><br />020<br /><br />(Sxf- Dogoooohn thooom)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Geh!!<br /><br />Luchiru&amp;Chiwa: Waaah!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- You overdid it Grandpa!!)<br /><br />Old guy: I've warned you countless times Kyousuke...<br />I don't give a rats ass if you're my grandchild...<br /><br />NO one calls my daughter a 'hag'!!!<br /><br />Or else!!!<br /><br />{Grandfather// Kusanagi Seijurou// Age 70.}<br /><br />021<br /><br />(Sfx- Koki koki crack crack)<br /><br />Seijurou: Hm?<br /><br />And who might you be?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokiiii thuuuump)<br /><br />Luchiru: WAAAH!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- He spotted me!)<br /><br />Luchiru: C—crap...<br /><br />It's clear who's strongest..<br /><br />In this organization known as 'family', he's the leader...!!<br /><br />The king!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Guru guru spnn spnn)<br /><br />Luchiru: Ah...<br /><br />Um...<br /><br />Luchiru: If he even sorta suspects me, it's game over!<br /><br />I'll be killed!<br /><br />I don't wanna die!<br /><br />Not when I just started this mission...I finally got a 'chance' against them...!!<br /><br />I—I'm going to be 'homestaying' with you from today on....I'm Luchiru...!!<br /><br />This here is my buddy Bahamut...!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />Luchiru: I can't die!! I don't want to die in a place like this!!<br /><br />022<br /><br />Seijurou: Yooou...!!<br /><br />You're a maj...<br /><br />orly serious guy huh?<br /><br />Hahahah, no need to be so stiff buddy!<br /><br />(Handwritten- You're the one who needs to be less stiff.)<br /><br />Luchiru: Ahahah...<br /><br />(Handwritten- Nice to meetcha, Luchiru-bou.)<br /><br />Luchiru: SAAAAAAAFE!!!<br /><br />Towako: If breakfast is ready, lets get serving!<br /><br />Chiwa: Okay~!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doki doki doki throb throb)<br /><br />Luchiru: I did it...<br /><br />I've fooled them all!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- hmph.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Eat up!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hmph.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Here's some ham for you Bahmu-chan!)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugah?)<br /><br />Luchiru: I even managed to fool the family 'leader'!!!<br /><br />023<br /><br />Luchiru: Sweet!!<br /><br />With this, my 'don't let them find out you're a majin' mission has cleared...!!!<br /><br />Makoto: Ah! Good morning grandpa!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Totatatata tmptmptmtpmp)<br /><br />Seijurou: Oh Makoto!! You're awake are ya? Good boy!<br /><br />Makoto: The justice mask 'Light on' has arrived!!<br /><br />Are you that vile Blacker?!<br /><br />(Shirt- Rakushou.)<br /><br />(TN- Easy victory.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Shaaakiii sheeeen)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiiiii)<br /><br />Seijurou: Oooh! As expected of Light on!!<br /><br />You've seen through my disguise!!!<br /><br />Makoto: Take this Granpageroge!! Light on kick!!<br /><br />And punch!!<br /><br />And kick!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Messing with grandpa again?)<br /><br />Seijurou: Eeeyaaah! I can't take it any more! Give me mercy!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooooooon)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Hehe!)<br /><br />Luchiru: Hm?<br /><br />Hmmmm?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Eeeh?)<br /><br />(Middle of circle- Endless power balance!!)<br /><br />(Arrows- Wins against.)<br />(Sfx- Baaaaaan)<br /><br />Chiwa: What's the matter Luchiru-kun?<br /><br />Aren't you going to eat?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Let's dig in!)<br /><br />Luchiru: Mn?<br /><br />{Contrary to Luchiru's thoughts, this family does not have anything like...}<br /><br />{The strongest, or a boss.}<br /><br />{As he continues to lose himself in the gap between the surface and underground worlds...}<br /><br />{The curtain rises on he and Bahamut's spy tactics.}<br /><br />(Side text- Next issue has a center color page, along with the first mission!!)<br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 49. Sun, 06 Nov 2011 03:11:22 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32104 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32079 <br />Well damn Sorachi. Are you feeling Kyuubee this week? First the hot color page and then a nurse outfit. Or has Kintoki taken over the world IN the manga while Tojou has taken over DRAWING the manga?<br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />(Top text- A celebration of the TV Anime comics!! A center color for the Manga and the Anime!!!)<br /><br />GINTAMA<br /><br />(Side text- The TV anime airs every Monday evening at 6pm on TV Tokyo and it's affilates!! The TV Anime comics Gintama 'Sorachi Hideaki SELECTION' 'Empty headed' version is now out in stores! The TV anime comics Gintama Sorachi Hideaki 'SELECTION' Various 'intellectual' smart gag version! Will be out December 2nd (Friday)!! For more Gintama news check out pages 112, 114 and page 333!!)<br /><br />(Left side- Attach your pride to your blade.)<br /><br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Side text- The quiet before the storm...?!)<br /><br />Lesson 5<br />Writing the kanji for 'friend' can often be read as 'enemy'.<br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br /><br />Ladies: You there, Dandy guy~<br /><br />Could you wait just a moment?<br /><br />Dude: Well I AM a dandy kind of guy...<br /><br />But I kinda blew my wages this month on gambling...so I don't have cash to play...<br /><br />Ladies: No, no. that's not it. Just listen for a bit, okay?<br /><br />Do you know this man?<br /><br />Dude: Can't say I do.<br /><br />Ladies: Well...<br /><br />Dude: Who is he? Did he skip out on paying a bill at your place or something?<br /><br />Ladies: Something like that.<br /><br />In any case, if you see him be sure to come to our place and let us know.<br /><br />Dude: What's going on here?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Excuse me, if you could just help us out...)<br /><br />Another dude: Seems the cabaret girls are searching for some guy rather than working.<br /><br />Another guy: Hey, you really don't know?<br /><br />Take a look.<br /><br />003<br /><br />Dude: H—huh? And what's that?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)<br /><br />(Under panel- Lesson 376.)<br /><br />Dude: Is that the Yagyuu family and their studends?! W—why?! Why are they doing this?<br /><br />And over here...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)<br /><br />Dude: The vigilante corps of Yoshiwara; Hundred blooms?!<br /><br />And finally....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah zah sfft sfft sfft)<br /><br />(Poster- Nomi-chan.)<br /><br />Dude: The freak? The guys who are wanted are posting wanted signs themselves?!<br /><br />What the hell is going on here? Those guys are all running about..<br /><br />Just who is this guy anyway?<br /><br />Another guy: He attacked one of Kin-san's friends.<br /><br />Dude: Wha?! Kin-san...you mean Yorozuya Kin-chan?!<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashaah dsssh)<br /><br />Kintoki: He got the Tama....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachaaaah cliccchk)<br /><br />Kintoki: and MY Tama.<br /><br />You guys had best believe that I'm never gonna let that pus-bag get away with this.<br /><br />I don't really care what embarrassing or underhanded methods I have to use....<br />I'm going to pursue that bastard and get revenge for what he did to my...no our friend.<br /><br />So won't all of you...<br /><br />Lend me your strength?<br /><br />With all of you....<br /><br />Every person in Kabuki-chou lending me their power...that guy...<br /><br />Sakata Gintoki....<br /><br />Is dead meat.<br /><br />005<br /><br />Dude: This guy is a total dumbass...<br /><br />To take a hand to one of Kin-san's buddies...<br /><br />He's gone and...<br /><br />Made every person in Kabuki-chou his enemy.<br /><br />???: Okay gramps, if you hear anything give us a holler.<br /><br />Gengai: And how do you expect me to call guys without a phone?<br /><br />Hasegawa: Just write XYZ near the board at the train station.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jijiji zzzzt)<br /><br />Gengai: And what if someone else sees it?<br /><br />Hasegawa: In any case, just be careful. If Gin-san catches the guy who did this to our friend, I dunno if he'll be able to control himself.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacha gacha clank clank)<br /><br />Gengai: Hammer.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pashuh clamp)<br /><br />Gengai: You sure you wanna do this?<br /><br />This is would be a great chance to strike his friends down.<br /><br />006<br /><br />Gintoki: They're split.<br /><br />What's important is...<br /><br />You fixing my friend up, and nothing else.<br /><br />(Sfx- Basaah fwap)<br /><br />Gintoki: What about you? I'm like, public enemy number 1 in Kabuki-cho, if you haven't heard.<br /><br />Are you going to kill Tama? Should I break you down? Are you going to fix her? <br /><br />All I'm doing is talking, and as we all know, words are cheap.<br /><br />Gengai: A machine's soul is much heavier than any metal...<br /><br />Is she believes in you, then I'll believe in you. That's all there is to it.<br /><br />Gintoki: Heh...damned old man.<br /><br />If that's the case, how come the defective merchandise you made is running around brainwashing people?<br /><br />He says he wants to take the seat of this series's crappy protagonist. To be the leader.<br /><br />Gengai: What are you planning to do?<br /><br />Whether he's junk or not, that guy has all of kabuki-chou perfectly in his control.<br /><br />Gintoki: There's not much to think about...<br /><br />Only one thing left to do.<br /><br />007<br /><br />Gengai: If what you're saying is true...<br /><br />Then that guy, Kintoki has no weaknesses.<br /><br />He's probably the most perfect thing I've ever created.<br /><br />He's using Tama's death as a reason to incite our friends to eliminate you.<br /><br />Though, the abnormality called 'you' in their hearts has started to take form and creat an exception.<br /><br />The way to defeat your victor is through your friends.<br /><br />The worse case scenario for you is to have to fight against them.<br /><br />But that's his trap. You can see it right?<br /><br />There's no way that one man can win against a hundred.<br /><br />Gintoki: Leave common sense and all that jazz to your robots and stuff.<br /><br />Us beasts...<br /><br />Suck at calculating and scheming.<br /><br />Sadaharu: Woof!<br /><br />Gintoki: If it's Sadaharu with me, then I'm not alone. It's one dog and one dude.<br /><br />1+1= 2 right?<br /><br />Sadaharu: Rrruf.<br /><br />Gintoki: I know right?<br /><br />008<br /><br />Gintoki: For us....<br /><br />There's no such thing as just 'two'.<br /><br />Gengai: It's impossible to calculate the human heart, eh?<br /><br />I'd love to go on and on about how recklessly stupid you're being...<br /><br />But perhaps it's that massive recklessness that is Kintoki's weakness?<br /><br />To something perfect like him, predictions mean everything...<br /><br />But what will he do when something comes along and acts without any reason whatsoever?<br /><br />That 'something' <br /><br />Being you, Sakata Gintoki...a genuine idiot?<br /><br />No matter how he tries to figure you into things, he can't.<br /><br />Though there ain't a single person that's going to praise an unpredictable idiot...<br /><br />To me though, as a leader it's something important to have....<br /><br />Something that even he couldn't make me forget....<br /><br />009<br />Gengai: You have to stop him.<br /><br />Gintoki: How about increasing the idiot duo?<br /><br />Damned old man?<br /><br />Gengai: Yeah...<br /><br />I'll definitely...<br /><br />Help you idiots multiply by at least one.<br /><br />So Ginnoji...<br /><br />Don't let yourself be reduced to zero.<br /><br />The only one who can stop Kintoki,<br /><br />Is Gintoki.<br /><br />010<br /><br />Guys: Find him!!<br /><br />Keep searching for that pervert and bring him down!<br /><br />Tojou(?): Encircle all of Kabuki-chou! Trap him like lotion in a bath...I mean....A rat!<br /><br />Bring down the hammer on anyone who would dare hurt the young master's friends!!<br /><br />Dammitall...where the hell is he hiding?!<br /><br />Wait...he could be hiding in that sex shop in disguse!!<br /><br />THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE! I SHALL GO INVESTIGATE AT ONCE!!<br /><br />You guys go look over there! I'll brave this store alone!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Goooh THOOM)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Where are you going?<br /><br />Tojou: Young master!! Please don't stop me, it's time for the flight! California is waiting for me!!<br /><br />Kyuubee: You're acting like this while the others are around? At least pretend that you have shame, and stop this at once.<br /><br />???: I have finally located the Yagyuu clan's private parts!!<br /><br />Fuahahahah! Kyubee-dono, you're far too slow!!<br /><br />Katsura: If you intend to look in the cosplay establishment, I have already beaten you!<br /><br />Attention please! Not a single leg hair to be found there!<br /><br />Kyuubee: Are you looking for our private parts?!<br /><br />Katsura: As a warrior, I will take flight or look for public hairs for the sake of a friend.<br /><br />Kyuubee: You look more like you're about to go serve guests in that!<br /><br />Katsura: I intend to dangle myself as bait to lead the enemy here.<br /><br />Kyuubee: Baaaaait?! Who's going to want the dried up bones of an UMA like you?!<br /><br />011<br /><br />???: Boss! Look what we found!!<br /><br />Both: W—what?!<br /><br />Lady: How about it? With this one around we're sure to draw in new customers.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Mm. Do ya wanna work down in Yoshwara?<br /><br />Toujou: He's been fished up by a completely different predator!!<br /><br />You guys are talking about me, but look at what YOU'RE doing!! <br /><br />Tsukuyo: It's a sad display, didn't mean nothin' by it though.<br /><br />???: Look here!!!<br /><br />You're kinda cute, are you an escort? Wanna be our exclusive actress?<br /><br />We're actually trying to get some girl action for the homeless guys...it's gonna be on video ya'll!!<br /><br />Tojou: WHAT KIND OF LEWD WORK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!<br /><br />Knock it off, all of you!! I'm supposed to be the comic relief here!!<br /><br />In fact, I don't even have the time to be the comic relief dammit! Say something to them young master!<br /><br />Kyuubee: I apologize for both Tojou and I.<br /><br />Toujou: YOUNG MASTERRRRRR!!!<br /><br />Get a hold of yourself!! Why are you doing this?! What's going on here everyone?<br />???: So you're all here?<br /><br />012<br /><br />Tojou: Otae-dono!<br /><br />Tae: I had a feeling you'd all lose sight of what needs to be done...<br /><br />While I want to leave things to Kin-san myself...<br /><br />A feeling of malaise has been eating at me.<br /><br />Like that man, Gintoki...the one I saw right before my eyes..<br /><br />And the one Kin-san tells us about are two different people.<br /><br />I'll be the first to admit that the man is...sloppy and and usless looking...<br /><br />But Tama-san definitely saw something in him....<br /><br />Moreover, without hesitation he jumped in and saved Sarutobi-san at risk of his own life and limb...<br /><br />Could a man like that be all bad?<br /><br />Tojou: L—ludicrous....are you saying you doubt Kintoki-dono's words?<br /><br />Tae: I believe him...<br /><br />But this whole situation deeply troubles me.<br /><br />Seeing Tama-san like this upsets me....<br /><br />But for Kin-san to rely on us like this..<br /><br />It does make me feel a bit happy that he believes in us....<br /><br />Kin-san, that is the Sakata Kintoki I know...<br /><br />Is a person who's unable to be honest with himself, a man lacking in any real skills,<br /><br />That man, back then didn't say a word. <br /><br />He just notices our faces full of worries...<br /><br />And without saying a word goes off on his own.<br /><br />013<br /><br />Tae: Moreover, no matter how many enemies await him...<br />(Sfx- Zahh sfft)<br /><br />Tae: Matters nothing to him...<br /><br />He'll just smile...<br /><br />that fearless smile of his....<br /><br />and pick his nose.<br /><br />Tojou: Th—that is...?!<br /><br />Gintoki: 'Sup? Why's everyone staring up in the sky?<br /><br />Is it a solar eclipse?<br /><br />Dudes: B---bastaaaaard!!<br /><br />How dare you show up here!!<br /><br />014<br /><br />Tojou: I'll only ask you once!!<br /><br />Was it you that hurt Tama-dono!?! <br /><br />Gintoki: If that's what that big yellow sun you all believe so hardcore in said, then believe what you wish.<br /><br />As for me,<br /><br />Well, lets just say he's the snot I'm here to clean up. <br /><br />(Sfx- Piso fwp)<br /><br />Everyone: LETS GOOOOO!!<br /><br />EVERYONE AFTER HIIIIIM!!!<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuwaaaaaaah roaaaaaaaaar)<br /><br />Gintoki: Sadaharu, don't go forgetting our promise okay boy?<br /><br />Sadaharu: Woof.<br /><br />Gintoki: Listen good. No matter what happens to me, don't turn around.<br /><br />You just keep running straight ahead.<br /><br />Don't be scared,<br /><br />It's the same as always.<br /><br />We're gonna go home...<br /><br />A home where...<br /><br />Everyone is waiting.<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Domu thud)<br /><br />Everyone: Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!<br /><br />People: The hell?! He's just going to run right through enemy territory?!<br /><br />GET 'IM!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododdododo Tmptmptmptmp)<br /><br />Dude: I'll stop him!!<br /><br />Katsura: Wait! Do not lay a finger on Sadaharu-kun!!<br /><br />(Sfx-jakkii shhiikkk)<br /><br />Katsura: His soft paws have not sinned! Our target is that man...Gintoki!<br /><br />Dude: But...he's acting like this is some sorta rodeo!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Yusa yusa wfft wfft)<br /><br />Dude: I can't get a lock on him!<br /><br />{No matter what happens to me...}<br /><br />{Don't turn around.}<br /><br />{You just keep running straight ahead.}<br /><br />{We're gonna go home.}<br /><br />{A home where everyone is waiting.}<br /><br />017<br />Sadaharu: Awooooo!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokakakakak thokthokthok)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Divide and concur. <br /><br />Did ya think we'd be fooled by somethin' like that?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zazaaha sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kakah tptmp)<br /><br />Gintoki: The one who's doing the dividing is me.<br /><br />Just as planned....<br /><br />The most dangerous people are right here in the palm of my hand.<br /><br />018<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Throw yer blade down.<br /><br />Do it real slow like...<br /><br />(Sfx- Jakkki sfft)<br /><br />Gintoki: Catch.<br /><br />(Sfx- fun fwf)<br /><br />Gintoki: Now that I've done that, how about I give you a warning now?<br /><br />Move outta my way.<br /><br />Once this is over, whether its hell or under the sheets, I'll go with you.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Y—you...<br /><br />Are ya messin' with me?<br /><br />(Sfx- Zah zah sfft sfft)<br /><br />Lady: Boss!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Shakki clang)<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Wait!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Jakki shiiing)<br />???: Don't move.<br /><br />Don't you even think of laying a hand on him....<br /><br />That is MY prey.<br /><br />(Side text- There's no turning back now!!)<br /><br />KINTAMA LESSON 5..............END.<br /><br />(Side text- Kintoki's demonic reach draws closer to Gintoki!! Next issue the climatic clash begins!!)<br /><br /> Fri, 04 Nov 2011 00:16:49 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/32079 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31999 <br />Wow. I really thought this week this arc would end and we'd be back to shinanigans. Instead we get what seems to be a new serious arc. I know Sorachi bitches that writing one off chapters are hard as hell, but two serious arcs in a row? Endgame anyone? <br /><br /><div class="important">Hi wa mata noboru only.</div><br /><br />KINTAMA<br />Lesson 4: Kin-san's Kin****<br /><br />(Side text- A return to normal days....?)<br /><br />SORACHI HIDEAKI<br /><br />Shinpachi: Just what happened....<br /><br />Back then...?<br /><br />When that person started falling right before our eyes....<br /><br />Without thinking, my body just leaped into action....<br /><br />Tama: Gintoki-sama!! Sacchan-sama!<br /><br />Are you hurt?<br /><br />Gintoki: Yeah. Her head's a little messed up, but it was that way in the first place, she should be fine.<br /><br />Tama: Kagura-sama, Shinpachi-sama, thank you so much....<br /><br />You...<br /><br />Finally remember him, right...?<br /><br />You finally remember Gintoki-sama.<br /><br />002<br /><br />Shinpachi: ......Eh?<br /><br />What do you mean...?<br /><br />Tama: Shinpachi-sama... Kagura-sama...<br /><br />Gintoki: It's okay, Tama.<br /><br />That's the kind of people they are.<br /><br />Whether it were me or not doesn't make a difference.<br /><br />GINTAMA LESSON 375<br /><br />Gintoki: A person falling to their doom, and without a second thought they'd jump in to save them.<br /><br />It's impossible to just sit and let it happen. Without thinking of the consequences, their bodies just move.<br /><br />That's what kind of idiocy is gathered here.<br /><br />That's the Yorozuya.<br /><br />Even if you forget everything else,<br /><br />as long as you remember that much, we're good.<br /><br />As long as you remember that, whomever your leader is, you guys'll do fine.<br /><br />Tama: Please wait, Gintoki-sama!<br /><br />Gintoki: Thanks to you guys, I escaped a brush with death.<br /><br />..........Eh, whatever...<br /><br />Thanks for... everything.<br /><br />003<br /><br />Gintoki: And take care...<br /><br />Yorozuya...<br /><br />Kagura: Why was he...<br /><br />Making such a sad and lonely face?<br /><br />Why is it we...<br /><br />Feel so down?<br /><br />It is like something important was...<br /><br />Like we threw out the lid of ice cream container without licking it clean first.<br /><br />004<br /><br />Shinpachi: Kagura-chan...<br /><br />that's incredible close to garbage, isn't it?<br /><br />Tae: I know, right?<br /><br />And then that man hit Kin-san over the head with the karaoke machine.<br /><br />(Sfx- kera kera yammer yammer)<br /><br />Kyuubee: Really? So he gave that feeling to you guys, too, did he? That man...<br /><br />Tae: He was truly a strange man...<br /><br />Kyuubee: ......He sure was.<br /><br />.......<br /><br />Tae: This is a bit strange, but it somehow feels nostalgic.<br /><br />Did we... used to laugh that way before?<br /><br />Kyuubee: Don't we always laugh like this, even now?<br /><br />Tae: Of course things now are swell, but...<br /><br />I'm not sure how to say this but something seems....wrong. Like there's something missing...<br /><br />But...what could that be?<br /><br />I'm not sure what it is but....<br /><br />It's sort of like if someone were to drop a work glove in the road.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Ya dang idiot.<br /><br />No matter how much I try to figur' you out, I can't. Ya oughtta take better care of yourself.<br /><br />Sacchan: Even I never really intended to die back there!<br /><br />And anyhow, Tsukky, if you weren't making amorous glances at Kin-san, this never would've happened in the first place!!<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Who's makin' amorous glances?! I'm tellin' ya, don't lump me in with you!<br /><br />005<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Fer pete's sake....if that man hadn't been around, I hate to think what mighta happened.<br /><br />But he seemed like a real mess, that man. There's a limit to being reckless.<br /><br />Sacchan: Tsukky, something's... odd with me.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Yeah, I know.<br /><br />Sacchan: No, that's not what I mean.<br /><br />I wanted to thank that man for saving me...<br /><br />But then my chest started to hurt... and I couldn't speak.<br /><br />Could this feeling be... it's not unfaithfulness, right? I'm okay, right?<br /><br />Tsukuyo: You ain't okay. Never been.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Um..er...uh...)<br /><br />Sacchan: I'm telling you, that's not it.<br /><br />Why would I feel something like that for such a worthless person... I could've believe my own eyes.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: Yep. Guilty as charged.<br /><br />Sacchan: I'M TELLING YOU THAT'S NOT IT, YOU BITCH!!<br /><br />Hinowa: Ooh, so your the type who likes hopeless men! Must be frustrating.<br /><br />Sacchan: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU!<br /><br />Hinowa: But I won't say I have no idea where you're coming from.<br /><br />Kin-san certainly is an excellent man and all...<br /><br />But I can't help but think that before... ah... well, I'd better not.<br /><br />Sacchan: What?! Don't worry, go ahead!<br /><br />Hinowa: Okay, well I'll keep what you said a secret, so you keep this a secret, too.<br /><br />Well, I have a feeling that before... he was sort of a more complex and puzzling charming man.<br /><br />Tsukuyo: What are you talkin' bout Hinowa?<br /><br />Hinowa: Basically...<br /><br />like an issue of Jump still on the shelf on Thursday after people standing around and reading it all week.<br /><br />???: Ahahaah! Seriously? Did something like that happen?<br /><br />006<br /><br />Hasegawa: Well, it wasn't that serious or anything....<br /><br />(Handwritten- I didn't even get any screen time.)<br /><br />Katsura: Even if nothing really happened, that's wonderful, right? Ahahahahaah!!<br /><br />Hmph... This feels somewhat nostalgic.<br /><br />I remember a while ago that we'd often share laughs like this.<br /><br />Hasegawa: Yeaaaah, no. We've really barely interacted in the pages of this magazine besides this particular one.<br /><br />Katsura: But I can't help but think something is missing.<br /><br />It feels like their used to be someone else by our side....<br /><br />Hasegawa: You mean Elizabeth?<br /><br />Katsura: No... it was a friend I made back when we had no occupation...<br /><br />He was a busy guy ordinarily, but he'd still pow-wow with us a lot.<br /><br />Hasegawa: Who? Who is it?<br /><br />Katsura: It was that guy. You know, we were on some island with him or something. What was his name...?<br /><br />Hasegawa: Ah! That guy!! Who? I can remember his face, but not his name!! Dang, it's that guy! Him!!<br /><br />Dude: Could you be referring to me?<br /><br />Both: Yes!! It's Bikk Daddy!!<br /><br />(TN- Based on &quot;Tsuukai! Big Daddy&quot; is a Japanese documentary TV show. With a guy as the head of a big family who goes on islands and stuff.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Goh THOK)<br /><br />(Sfx- Viiiin Veeeen)<br /><br />007<br /><br />Tama: Don't start thinking anything strange, okay, Gintoki-sama?<br /><br />Gintoki: Anything strange?<br /><br />Tama: No...<br /><br />Gintoki: You mean like abandoning everything and leaving for somewhere else?<br /><br />Could I be honest? All my maliciousness has been chipped away...<br /><br />He did a really good job swiping away another person's position.<br /><br />He's doing a good job thinking of my comrades while doing work. And he protected them all while I was gone.<br /><br />Even if the past he made for them is fake, that much is the truth.<br /><br />If that guy is the ideal leader you guys dreamt up....<br /><br />then if I destroy him, I'd be destroying the life you guys made you're doing so much good with.<br /><br />So is there really any meaning in me returning...? That's what I was thinking.<br /><br />Tama: Gintoki-sama...<br /><br />Gintoki: I'm telling you, I made up my mind.<br /><br />Past here, if they don't remember me,<br /><br />I'll just make enemies out of all of that guy's adoring fans.<br /><br />And then I'm sure I'll<br /><br />never be able to go back to how things were.<br /><br />008<br /><br />Gintoki: But I want you guys to promise something...<br /><br />When that time comes, no matter what happens to me...<br /><br />even if I collapse, I don't want you to interfere.<br /><br />And in exchange I'll promise you...<br /><br />Even if my head gets cut off or I no longer have a place to return to...<br /><br />I'll...<br /><br />still get it all back from him.<br /><br />And no matter how shabby a reality it is,<br /><br />it's a reality that we created with our own hands.<br /><br />Tama...<br /><br />Don't belittle me.<br /><br />You guys were my allies no matter what happened.<br /><br />Do you think I could leave you guys in a completely unfamiliar world like this alone?<br /><br />I'm not going to leave...<br /><br />anyone behind.<br /><br />009<br /><br />{Gin...toki...sama...}<br /><br />Tama: Understood. Then shall we disband for today?<br /><br />If I don't get any rest, I won't be able to charge, so I'm going back to the shop. You would do well to find a suitable place to rest.<br /><br />Gintoki: YOU'RE LEAVING MEEE?!<br /><br />Hey! You guys are on my side, so be careful of Kintoki trying to break us apart...<br /><br />Tama: Gintoki-sama.<br /><br />I know now, no matter what happens to you, you will always be yourself.<br /><br />Did you think if you told me if you were running away, I would become angry?<br /><br />I would not be angry.<br /><br />I would only ask for you to take me with you.<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey... where'd you learn that seduction-y phrase!<br /><br />Tama: From the Korean dramas Catherine-sama watches.<br /><br />Gintoki: I see... well I'll keep that data for the next time I'm trying to impress a girl.<br /><br />010<br /><br />{----I...}<br /><br />{I have to do something.}<br /><br />{At this rate, Gintoki-sama and the others will end up in a fight amongst friends.}<br /><br />{But even so, he's still trying.}<br /><br />{Even if it would end him up alone, he's still worrying about his comrades...}<br /><br />{There has to be something I can do to restore everyone's memories....}<br /><br />{Something...}<br /><br />Kintoki: Something troubling you?<br /><br />In that case,<br /><br />shall I lend you a hand?<br /><br />If you leave it to the Yorozuya Kin-san...<br /><br />everything will be taken care of.<br /><br />Tama: I'm fine.<br /><br />I'm only on an errand for Otose-sama.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kahh sfft)<br /><br />Kintoki: Although we're both machines, it amazes me how slow you are.<br /><br />You should take the hint, stop messing around where your help isn't needed. Or would you like if I performed some maintenance on you?<br /><br />011<br /><br />Tama: You are the one that requires maintenance.<br /><br />Gintoki-sama would never pressure a girl this hard.<br /><br />Kintoki: That's why he ain't well liked. I've perfected that area as well.<br /><br />In order to land your sweetheart, a little force is necessary.<br /><br />For when no matter how you try to flirt, and they won't turn to face you,<br /><br />and they even start flinging odd rumors around about you, you need an ace in the hole.<br /><br />You should know what happens if you don't just be a good little machine and join me, hmm?<br /><br />If things are left up to me, they'll always come out better than some guy like him doing it.<br /><br />(Sfx- Peh spit)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bichaa ssplosh)<br /><br />Tama: ...You really are a piece of junk.<br /><br />Just like how you didn't come up with a dirty joke there like &quot;How about instead of an ace in the hole, I use a pole in the hole?&quot;, you'll never measure up to Gintoki-sama.<br /><br />Kintoki: If it's a pole you want...<br /><br />I've already used one.<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodofu thooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gurari wifft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashaah craaash)<br /><br />(Sfx- Guiih grrrp)<br /><br />Kintoki: Hey now... what's this?<br /><br />The oil you're using is ancient.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gofuhhh thooom)<br /><br />012<br /><br />Kintoki: Well at any rate...<br /><br />seems like this conversation is over.<br /><br />(Sfx- Dofuuuuh Swhiiick)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doh thooom)<br /><br />Kintoki: Don't think bad of me.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jijijiji grnnnnd)<br /><br />Kintoki: I'm just getting eliminating a comrade that my control doesn't extend to.<br /><br />By grasping human nature and controlling a team of comrades I take root deeply all across this city.<br /><br />That is the sole mission that I, Perfect Sakata Gintoki, was given.<br /><br />What I'm doing to you is for the sake of my comrades and the city.<br /><br />I don't care about anything beyond that.<br /><br />So that means you and that puppy are on the same level as Gintoki.<br /><br />Existences that should be purged from everyone's memory.<br /><br />Tama: Gintoki-sama...<br /><br />Will never disappear.<br /><br />(Sfx- Doh Thok)<br /><br />013<br /><br />Tama: I have been informed by all of your key points via your instruction manual.<br /><br />(Sfx- Pichii crack)<br /><br />Tama: Now you can no longer use your brainwashing wave.<br /><br />Please don't think badly of me.<br /><br />If your mission is to erase Gintoki-sama and live in this place,<br /><br />My mission is...<br /><br />to continue to live together with Gintoki-sama an the others until this body breaks down.<br /><br />(Sfx- Goh Thoook)<br /><br />Kintoki: Really? A crying shame...<br /><br />Call out to him one last time. Your oh so dependable Gin-san...<br /><br />Tama: Y---oo---<br /><br />Can't hear you.<br /><br />(Sfx- Jijiji grnnnd)<br /><br />Kintoki: That pathetic voice...<br /><br />will never reach that useless leader of yours.<br /><br />Tama: J-Just as... I thought...<br /><br />You... really are... a piece... of junk....<br /><br />014<br /><br />(Sfx- Meriii graaab)<br /><br />Tama: Gintoki-sama's.... sadism...<br /><br />isn't nearly... that... wea...k...<br /><br />(Sfx- Merii Grnnnd)<br /><br />(Sfx- Bukibukiki grnnnnnnd)<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Goh goooh thoooooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gooooohhh THOOOOM)<br /><br />016<br /><br />(Sfx- Gararara crasssh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dath dash)<br /><br />Gintoki: Hey! ...Hold on!!<br /><br />Tama! Tama! Can you... see me?!<br /><br />Tama: Gin---toki-sama...<br /><br />(Sfx- Jiijii bzzzt)<br /><br />Gintoki: Wait up!! I'm gonna get you to old man Gengai's...!<br /><br />I don't give a shit if he's brainwashed or what!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dath dash)<br /><br />Gintoki: I'll bust his balls in until he wakes up and I'll make him repair you!<br /><br />So just wait for me! Hang in there, please!! I just need some time!!<br /><br />Tama! Hey Tama!! If you can hear me, say something!<br /><br />Hey! We made a promise right?!<br /><br />So said that you'd be my ally until the very end!!<br /><br />Is it all right for you machines to tell lies?!<br /><br />A dog and a noisy radio are necessities for a homeless bum like me!!<br /><br />017<br /><br />Tama: I'm so sorry...<br /><br />I told... a lie.<br /><br />I didn't learn those lines... from a Korean drama....<br /><br />It was actually from the old man from the tobacco store... that said it when... he came to get a drink...<br /><br />Gintoki: EITHER ONE, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER!!<br /><br />Tama: Be sure to... include that... in your... data, okay?<br /><br />Gintoki: Sure, I got it!!<br /><br />Tama: What do you do when it's time to sleep?<br /><br />Gintoki: When you turn off your power while holding the reset button, I know!!<br /><br />(TN- I forgot to mention this before, but you needed to do that in Dragon Quest 3 and 4 in order to keep your data from being lost when you turned the system off because of the limited technology of the Famicom.)<br /><br />Tama: Then... I won't... forget... either...<br /><br />About Gintoki-sama and... everyone...<br /><br />Gintoki-sama's rent default.... and debt...<br /><br />Gintoki: It's fine if you forget about that stuff, ain't it?!<br /><br />Tama: So just one final time...<br /><br />just for a second... could you show me... your face up close?<br /><br />Gintoki: Don't even joke about something like that!!<br /><br />Hey!<br /><br />Tama!<br /><br />Hey! Wake up, dammit!<br /><br />018<br /><br />Gintoki: Open your eys!!<br /><br />OPEN YOUR EYYYEEEEES!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Viiin veeen)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kasha click)<br /><br />Tama: Recorded... Ginoki-sama's... rare... crying face.<br /><br />Gintoki: YOU WERE PLAYING DEAD AT A TIME LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS?!<br /><br />Tama: Now, in the end... you didn't try to act cool... Gintoki-sama.<br /><br />Gintoki: Y-Yeah...<br /><br />So forget about that for me, will ya?<br /><br />Cause the next time we meet...<br /><br />I'll definitely... laugh fearlessly like a protagonist.<br /><br />Tama: I'm...<br /><br />Certain... of it.<br /><br />019<br /><br />(Sfx- Koro roool)<br /><br />Shinpachi(?): W-Wait a moment...<br /><br />T-Tama-san was... killed....? W-What do you mean?<br /><br />W-What happened to her?!<br /><br />Who on earth... would do such a thing...?<br /><br />Kintoki: It's obvious, right?<br /><br />Pattsuan, go tell let everyone in Kabuki-chou know...<br /><br />This is the start of a battle for revenge.<br /><br />(Side text- A sudden development!!)<br /><br />KINTAMA LESSON 4..........END. Fri, 28 Oct 2011 04:38:49 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31999 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31960 <br />And here it is. Anagle Mole. Seems really reminiscent of early Fairy Tail, with a little bit of Hajimete no Aku mixed in and served chilled. As with all of Fukuchi's series, it's simple and a lot of fun. I definitely want to stick with this one for a while, and now with some cleared space, I should be able to. <br /><br />Now for business. International scantlators, for now I'm saying no-go to using this translation UNTIL I can find an English scantlator willing to work on the project. If you are a prospective English scantlation group, MagicBullet girl has raws (And I'd like to thank her for this!) But you have to be serious about this project. I will not post any more translations if someone does an international scantlation before an Engilsh version is done. After the English scan hits, international scans are allowed. <br /><br /><div class="important">Have someone check the Japanese translation, I will try to get this out weekly, but more hours at job will make that difficult, so do not ask when the next one will be out. Most of all NO INTERNATIONAL SCANTLATIONS UNTIL AN ENGLISH VERSION COMES OUT. </div><br /><br />Tour guide: Everyone~<br /><br />If you'll look over here you'll see the famous mountain of faces 'Mount Rushmore'!!<br /><br />(Side text- Fukuchi Tsubasa's new serial!)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE.<br /><br />(Red spot- Center color with 57 pages.)<br /><br />Tour guide: The American government contracted nearly 400 people to work on this engraving...<br /><br />with them all of them working it still took about 14 years to complete this endeavor!!<br /><br />Tourist: It's huge!!<br /><br />Wooow!<br /><br />Ooooh!<br /><br />14 years?!<br /><br />Those four faces there are of America's most famous presidents.<br /><br />From the left is Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt...<br /><br />And the one furthest to the right is the man who 'strives for the people, with the people and most importantly knew the people'....<br /><br />Abraham Lincoln. <br /><br />(Sfx- Hojihoji rubrub)<br /><br />002<br /><br />(Sfx- Mozoo whfft)<br /><br />Kid: Mama..<br /><br />Linc-an has some snot dribbling down or something...<br /><br />(TN- Not a misspelling. It's how the kid actually said it.)<br /><br />(Handwritten- How's this?)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Looks good!)<br /><br />Mom: Is that so? Well good for him.<br /><br />Kid: Yeah.<br /><br />{A snot bubble in the nose of Link-an?}<br /><br />{Could something like that actually exist?}<br /><br />{Nay I say!!}<br /><br />{That isn't a 'snot bubble' at all...!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gogogogogogoogoo rmmmmble)<br /><br />{What that is exactly is an organism from the depths of the earth!}<br /><br />{The enemy of humanity....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gan clamp)<br /><br />003<br /><br />{That is they are the beings...}<br /><br />{Who would afterward be called by an illustrious name known by all of man..}<br /><br />{That name is 'Majin'!!!}<br /><br />(TN- Or well...Devil.) <br /><br />{And now the majin are....}<br /><br />(Sfx- Ponh fwoop)<br /><br />???: Whoa?<br /><br />{Taking this moment to leave the depths and head to the surface.}<br /><br />???: Whoaaaaaaaaaaa!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuuu wheeooo)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon thoom)<br /><br />Kid: Ah, the snot fell off.<br /><br />004<br /><br />(Side text- A spy....)<br /><br />(Side text- who emerged...)<br />(Side text- from the depths of the earth.)<br /><br />ANAGLE MOLE<br /><br />Space 1: Majin.<br /><br />005<br /><br />(Text- Home stay action NEW SERIAL!!!!)<br /><br />(Green spot- SSC Ueki no Hosoku (16 volumes.) Ueki no Hosoku plus (5 volumes.) Takkoku (6 volumes.) <br /><br />(Side text- All volumes in stores!!)<br /><br />FUKUCHI TSUBASA.<br /><br />006<br /><br />(TN- I always do these notes from the Mangaka on the first chapter. I don't intend on translating this stuff on top every week though.)<br /><br />(Top text box- From Fukuchi Tsubasa-sensei.)<br /><br />(Top text- It's been half a year since Takkoku's final volume was released, and yet here I am returning without it even being a year. As long as I'm drawing manga, the years fly by! It's been a while since I've been in this magazine though....and I'm a little nervous, but I'll do my best!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Ooooon dssssh)<br /><br />{I did it....}<br /><br />{I really did it!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Goshiii ssht)<br /><br />{I kept climbing that hole through the center of the earth.....I can't even remember how many months it's been...!!}<br /><br />{But look at me....}<br /><br />{I've actually done it!!<br /><br />???: Heheheheh...<br /><br />(Sfx- Bokoohh dfft)<br /><br />{I've accomplished this at long last....!!}<br /><br />007<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaaf)<br /><br />007<br /><br />???: I Luchiru have....!!!<br /><br />I've climbed above just being another majin...!!!<br /><br />I'm the majin who climbed above ground!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaaaan Dooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: Wahahahahahh!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gashiii SHEEEN)<br /><br />Luchriu: GAHHHHHH!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooon tooom)<br /><br />008<br /><br />Luchiru: GYAHHHAHH!?!<br /><br />MY EYES!! THEY BUUUURRN!!!<br /><br />Bahamut!!!! <br /><br />What the hell is that Bahamut?!?<br /><br />(Sfx- Jitabata shfft shfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiiii wffft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Uoooooh)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pooon poff)<br /><br />(Handwritten- So you were there...!!)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugapugapugaaah!!<br /><br />Luchiru: What?<br /><br />So this is that 'Sun' thing I've heard so much about?<br />Bahamut: Puga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Wow, to think that there's such a huge light source...<br /><br />I've heard a few things from others, but I wasn't expecting something like a huge luminous moss like that!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Whoaa....<br /><br />{Then that thing...}<br /><br />{That blue, wide and endless thing up there is....!!!}<br /><br />009<br /><br />{The sky....!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Oooh..<br /><br />Whoooaaaa!!<br /><br />Whoaaaaaaaaah!!!!!<br /><br />That's it!!<br /><br />There's no denying it!! That's it!! Bahamut!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!!<br /><br />010<br /><br />Luchiru: It...<br /><br />It's amazing..<br /><br />A world without a ceiling....and it's so pretty....<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Yeah!<br /><br />An amazing world like this...how long have these humans had it to themselves?!<br /><br />But guess what!! The buck stops here!!<br /><br />Damned humans!!!<br /><br />I'm going to remove all of you from the earth's surface...!!<br /><br />And then we're going to take the 'sun' and the 'skies'!!!<br /><br />011<br /><br />Luchiru: Wahahahahahah!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugapugapuga!!)<br /><br />Kid: Hey bro, you okay?<br /><br />Are you talking to someone?<br /><br />(Sfx- Doooooh dooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Botabotabotabota Drip drip drip rip)<br /><br />Kid: What's up?<br /><br />Luchiru: H---h...<br /><br />HUMAN!!!<br /><br />WAAAAHHHHH!!!<br /><br />Kid: Eh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododododo tmtpmtpmtpmtp)<br /><br />012<br /><br />Luchiru: Babababa...Bahamut!!<br /><br />W—what do I do?!<br /><br />I didn't think that any humans actually LIVED nearby!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga puga!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dodododododo tmptmptmptmtpmp)<br /><br />Luchiru: A tourist trap?!<br /><br />What do I do?! We're screwed if we get spotted so early!!<br /><br />{Th—this is bad...!! What if they find out I'm a 'Majin'?!}<br />{Humans are the supreme powers on the surface! Bonified monsters!!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Hah hah hah<br /><br />{And I'm not at the level to be able to take on a human by myself!!}<br /><br />Tour guide: Hm? Are you okay?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Want a tour?)<br /><br />Luchiru: WAAAAH!!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- They're here too!!)<br /><br />Luchiru: I...<br /><br />I'm going to get killed...!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bahhh fwaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Katuuu sheeen)<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugahh!!<br /><br />013<br /><br />Luchiru: Dekos!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoooon THOOOM)<br /><br />Kid: Puwaaaah!!<br /><br />Tour guide: Whaaaaat?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Moku moku moku fwooof)<br /><br />(Sfx- Hyuuuuu fwffff)<br /><br />(Sfx- Garaaan clatter)<br /><br />Tour guide: Eeeh?<br /><br />014<br /><br />Tour guide: The wind sure is strong today! It was even enough to kick up some sand!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Now lets be off to our next stop!!)<br /><br />People: O—Okay.<br />Was that really wind?<br /><br />Squirrel: Cheep <br /><br />Chee?<br /><br />(Sfx- Ggogogogogo rmmmmble)<br /><br />{And so...}<br /><br />{A few months later....}<br /><br />{In Japan...}<br /><br />???: Kyousukeeeeee!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Na Nyah?! *Me..meow?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pata pata pata tmptmptmp)<br /><br />015<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishaaaah thump)<br /><br />???: Did you get into another fight?!<br /><br />{Eldest daughter// Kusanagi Chiwa. Age 16.}<br /><br />Chiwa: Hey Kyousuke! Are you listening to me?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacha gacha gacha clack clack clack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gacha clack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pitahh sfft)<br /><br />016<br /><br />Kyousuke: What?<br /><br />Game: Bonus stage...<br /><br />All clear!!<br /><br />{Second son// Kusanagi Kyousuke// Age 15.}<br /><br />Kyousuke: Were you saying something? Chiwawa.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gaaan doom)<br />(Handwritten- Chiwawa?!)<br /><br />Chiwa: You know, I was in front of your middle school when your homeroom teacher called out to me!<br /><br />(Handwritten- He's so annoying!)<br /><br />Chiwa: 'How's Kyousuke doing? I certainly hope he's preparing for his exams'!! He said!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Kudo kudo kudo yammer yammer yammer)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah..)<br /><br />Kyousuke: And what do YOU want. To lecture me?<br /><br />I already said it. I ain't goin' to high school.<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachi gachi gachi clack clack clack)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachi gachi gachi clack clack clack)<br /><br />017<br /><br />Chiwa: I heard from grandpa and I thought you'd like to know...<br /><br />From today on a 'Home stay' child will be living with us.<br /><br />(Sfx- Kachi kachi kachi clack clack)<br /><br />Kyousuke: Ah I see.<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm going to go to the train station to pick him up....<br /><br />So you try to be nice to him too, okay?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuru spn)<br /><br />Kyousuke: And you try not to dazzle him with that fluffy hair you're so proud of.<br /><br />(Sfx- Mukiiih grrrr)<br /><br />Chiwa: S--<br /><br />Shut up!!<br /><br />And you make sure to go to school tomorrow! Got it?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bishaaah slam)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kachi kachi kachi clack clack clack)<br />Kyousuke: Hmph.<br /><br />018<br /><br />(Sfx- Buroooo vrmmm)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dododododo)<br /><br />(Sfx- Tandandan thump thump thump)<br /><br />Luchiru: T--<br /><br />T---<br /><br />T---<br /><br />019<br /><br />Luchiru: Trains are...<br /><br />AWEEEEEEEESOME!!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugaaah!!<br /><br />Luchiru: What was that?!<br /><br />The scenery was all like, whooooosh! It was so fast!!<br /><br />And then more scenery was like fwooom!! <br /><br />(Handwritten- Is he from the country?)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kusu kusu tee hee)<br /><br />Luchiru: And we got from Narita to here on only 2 thousand yen!<br /><br />It's fast! <br /><br />And cheap!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah!!<br /><br />{Apparently they've managed to get above ground currency.}<br /><br />{All the more reason I have to win my battle against this monstrous civilization!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: You humans....I knew I wouldn't be able to subjugate you using ordinary means!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- After the subjugation is done, I WOULD like to ride that again...!!)<br />020<br /><br />(Handwritten- For now, lets take our first step...)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Puga puga!!)<br /><br />{It should be obvious to those with sharp perception...}<br /><br />{That these two's....}<br /><br />{Fundamental understanding of 'Humanity' is completely inaccurate.}<br /><br />{In short...}<br /><br />{That humans are 'strong'!!}<br /><br />{They have overwhelming fighting strength!!}<br /><br />{Speed!}<br /><br />{Power!!}<br /><br />{And brutality!!}<br /><br />{The information they had heard became distorted...}<br /><br />{By what the 'majin' believe that humans are capable of.}<br /><br />021<br /><br />{They believe that 'humanity' is a being far more powerful and crafty then they themselves!!}<br /><br />{Humans are 'Monsters'!!}<br /><br />{It's due to this fanatic 'misunderstanding' that...}<br /><br />{The majin stop in their tracks!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Okay Bahamut....<br /><br />Are you listening?<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga....<br /><br />{This is the major 'barrier' that keeps the majin from acting on their desire to invade the surface!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Despite how strong they appear, fate still is on the side of us majin!! This fear changes nothing!!<br /><br />I have to become one of them...!!!<br /><br />That is the sole reason I’ve come from the depths to live on the surface!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon dooom)<br /><br />Luchiru: So we have to avoid letting them surprise us too much, got it?!<br /><br />???: Hey~<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah!!<br /><br />022<br /><br />Chiwa: Hello? I said hey!<br /><br />(Handwritten- What are you talking about?)<br /><br />Chiwa: Hm?<br /><br />(Text- A Human suddenly appeared!!)<br /><br />Luchiru: H--<br /><br />Huuuu....<br /><br />(Sfx- Gachi gachi gachi gachi clack clack clack)<br /><br />{Panic!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Huuma<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugaaah!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogaah SMACK)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Koala kiiiick!!!)<br /><br />(TN- So it IS a Koala....but why?)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga pugah!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Oh yeah...my bad.<br /><br />Chiwa: Your...<br /><br />Luchiru-kun, right?<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br />023<br /><br />Chiwa: I'm Kusanagi Chiwa!<br /><br />I'm a part of the host family you'll be doing your 'home stay' with! That means we'll be living together!<br /><br />{Ho...}<br /><br />{Home stay?!}<br /><br />{With her?!}<br /><br />Bossman: Listen up Luchiru.<br /><br />Chiwa: Pleased to meet you!<br /><br />(Sfx- Let's shake!)<br /><br />Bossman: To us majin, 'humanity' is a mysterious existance. <br /><br />They have things that can fly...<br /><br />And another thing they call the 'sea'....which is apparently a huge lake.....<br /><br />024<br /><br />Bossman: Within them they have the ability to simply touch an opponent and cause them to combust and die. <br /><br />(Sfx- Bidefuuuh bloooofh)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dopaaah dhoooofh)<br /><br />Luchiru: H—How fearsome....<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga...<br /><br />{As said earlier, Majin carry many misunderstandings.}<br /><br />Bossman: But the information we have is too fragmented!!<br /><br />That's why you are needed to go there and collect more 'data' on them.<br /><br />Luchiru: Data?<br /><br />Bossman: In short, a 'weakness'!!!<br /><br />A means of defeating them!!<br /><br />Even a theory will do!!<br /><br />Ow....<br /><br />Luchiru: Is he an idiot?<br /><br />But how will I investigate them?<br /><br />Bossman: I have a thought.<br /><br />These humans have traits called 'family', and 'communities' it seems....<br /><br />Luchiru: Family?!<br /><br />(Handwritten- What's that?)<br /><br />025<br /><br />Bossman: They apparently commune with those who share the same bloodline. Not that I understand what that means.<br /><br />I sense it is something beyond our understanding.<br /><br />Luchiru: That's so weird.<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga.<br /><br />Bossman: We shall use this to our advantage!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Toku toku toku pooouuur)<br /><br />Luchiru: Huh?<br /><br />Bossman: We shall use this convenient chink in their system to meld into one of these 'families'.<br /><br />Through a means known as 'Home stay'.<br /><br />026<br /><br />Chiwa: Let's shake!<br /><br />(Handwritten- 'Kay?)<br /><br />Luchiru: Buwaaaaaaaaaah!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuzazazazaaza ssshfffft)<br /><br />Chiwa: Is he bad with girls or something?<br /><br />{I have to calm down!! I'm here to become a member of this 'family' thing!}<br /><br />{The whole point is to infiltrate and gather data!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Guh...damned humans...<br /><br />I've been completely drawn into their pace, what with the weird way they act...!!<br /><br />{I've bet my life on this infiltration, and I have to see it through!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: Hah...<br /><br />{I'm a spy!!}<br /><br />{That's right...!!!}<br /><br />Luchiru: This isn't just an achievement for me....<br /><br />It's one for all of majinkind!!<br /><br />It's what I was born for!!<br /><br />That's why...in a place like this...<br /><br />Ah....<br /><br />027<br /><br />{I can't let myself get scared by something like heeeeeeer!!!}<br /><br />(Sfx- Gata gata gata shiver shiver shiver)<br /><br />(Sfx- Purupurupuru Shiver shiver shiver)<br /><br />Luchiru: I'm...<br /><br />Luchiru, pleaesd to meet you...<br /><br />Let's shake.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Um...)<br /><br />Chiwa: You're a little far....<br /><br />(Handwritten- Okay, let's shake!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyahh!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Jiii staaare)<br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />What?<br /><br />Wh..<br /><br />What are you...<br /><br />028<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey...<br /><br />How'd you get your hair to look this pretty?!<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Kaaah bluush)<br /><br />Chiwa: A--<br /><br />Ah, don't say that!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pechii smack)<br /><br />(Handwritten- Geez!)<br /><br />Luchru: Eh?<br /><br />GYAAAAHHHH!!!!<br /><br />GAHHHHH!!!<br /><br />She touched my head!!!<br /><br />I'm gonna combust to death!!!<br /><br />{You won't die.}<br /><br />(Handwritten- I'm doomed)<br /><br />(Handwritten- You aren't...)<br /><br />Chiwa: You're making a scene...<br /><br />029<br /><br />Chiwa: Ehehe...<br /><br />Though it makes me happy!<br />(Handwritten- Why, why?!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Pugah)<br /><br />Chiwa: This hair...<br /><br />Is my pride and joy! My older brother who works overseas would always praise me for it!<br /><br />{Chiwa, your hair is really pretty!}<br /><br />{It makes big brother proud!}<br /><br />{Teehee! I love you too big brother!}<br /><br />Chiwa: I didn't know back then....<br /><br />That 'now' wouldn't last forever.<br /><br />Waking up in the morning and sitting in front of the mirror...<br /><br />Big brother combing my hair....<br /><br />Everyone eating breakfast together....<br /><br />I really believed those days would continue forever...<br /><br />{So what is it?}<br /><br />{Gonna lecture me again?}<br /><br />Chiwa: But you know..<br /><br />(Sfx- Zaaah shhhhhh)<br /><br />030<br /><br />Chiwa: Although I thought nothing would ever change....<br /><br />It seems it just wasn't meant to be.<br /><br />That's just how 'Family' is.<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey....<br /><br />Chiwa: Sorry! We're going to be living together, right?!<br /><br />I just wanted to try and get to know you and all, so I started talking..<br /><br />(Sfx- Ahahaahah)<br />Luchiru: I'm not worried about that.<br /><br />behind you.<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />031<br /><br />Luchiru: Who are those guys?<br /><br />Chiwa: Huh?<br /><br />032<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoooh thuok)<br /><br />Luchiru: eh?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gatsu sfft)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kikiiii sheeen)<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?!<br /><br />Bahamut: Pugah?<br /><br />???: All right, take her away.<br /><br />???: Make some room!<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />Whats this?<br /><br />Um...<br /><br />(Sfx- Baaan thooom)<br /><br />033<br /><br />Luchiru: Whaaa?<br /><br />Guy: Hey! Didn't they drive away kinda fast?!<br /><br />Someone call the cops!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Zawa zawa)<br /><br />???: Huh? They weren't filming a drama just now?!<br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Gyaaah)<br /><br />034<br /><br />Chiwa: Nnnh...<br /><br />(Sfx- Pachihh fwap)<br /><br />Chiwa: Nn!!<br /><br />{This is....}<br /><br />{That run down building outside of town?!}<br /><br />???: Awake are we?<br /><br />Kusanagi-san...<br /><br />(Sfx- gan gan ban ban)<br /><br />035<br /><br />Dude: Kusanagi Chiwa.....<br /><br />I know it's you...<br /><br />(Sfx- Zatsh Shfft)<br /><br />Dude: You're Kusanagi Kyousuke's big sister right?<br /><br />Chiwa: Nnn!!<br /><br />Nnnnnn!!!<br /><br />Dude: Huh? I can't understand you....<br /><br />Chiwa: Nn! Nn!!<br /><br />Dude: You can't get louder than that?<br /><br />Chiwa: Nnn!<br /><br />Dude: Okay.<br /><br />(Sfx- Peririhh shfft)<br /><br />036<br />(Sfx- Waaah)<br /><br />Chiwa: WHAT DID YOU DO TO KYOUSUKE?!<br /><br />You guys are in college right?!<br /><br />So why do you know Kyousuke/!<br /><br />Dude: He—shut up!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Wa wa wah!!)<br /><br />Chiwa: Wahwahahwah!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ya bastard!!)<br /><br />(Sfx- Kiin screech)<br /><br />Dude: I can't get a word in edgewise!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Just what is she?!)<br /><br />Dude: Now now little lady, It'll be a problem if you misunderstand what's going on here, milady.<br /><br />(Sfx- Fun fun huff puff)<br /><br />Dude: I guess you're under the impression that we're the bad guys, right? But on the contrary!<br /><br />We're actually the victims here!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gatsu gastu sfft shfft)<br /><br />Dude: The bad guy has been..<br /><br />037<br /><br />Dude: Already taken care of~.<br /><br />(Sfx- Basaaah fwffff)<br /><br />Chiwa: Kyo...<br /><br />Kyousuke!!!<br /><br />Kyousuke!!<br /><br />Kyousuke!!<br /><br />Kyousukee!!<br />Dude: Kyousuke-kun here is the bad guy.<br /><br />038<br /><br />Dude: We were just hanging out at the park...<br /><br />But as fate would have it, he appeared!<br /><br />I dunno if he's just at his rebellious age or something...<br /><br />But he started saying all kinds of horrible things about us!!<br /><br />So of course...<br /><br />We had to take you as a hostage and call him over~<br /><br />Oh by the way, it was your phone that allowed us to get him here....<br /><br />To be honest, even though I've got you -his big sister hostage, I didn't think he'd show....<br /><br />But this guy gave himself up without even fighting!!<br /><br />It's damn hilarious...<br /><br />You've got to be the one to grasp your brother's weakness!<br /><br />039<br /><br />Dude: But I hope you've come to understand our feelings!!<br /><br />We'll be sure to educate your brother throughout....<br /><br />Chiwa: You ARE the bad guys, aren't you?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Wut?)<br /><br />Chiwa: It's true...Kyousuke is a violent person...<br /><br />And can't be honest with himself...<br /><br />And he's got a nasty look in his eye just like grandpa did so every one misunderstands him....<br /><br />But...<br /><br />He doesn't just go starting trouble for no reason!!<br /><br />Dude: Huh?! No way.<br /><br />What is this?<br /><br />Are you trying to say we're the ones who started the fight?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Piku piku throb throb)<br /><br />040<br /><br />Chiwa: I believe in my family!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gotsh fwff)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogoooh Thooom)<br /><br />041<br /><br />Dude: Ahahah...What is this...<br /><br />you believe in him?<br /><br />(Sfx- porooh fwop)<br /><br />Dude: The bad guy here is...<br /><br />HIM RIGHT?!<br /><br />(Sfx- kakiii thok)<br /><br />Dude: Oraaaah!!!!<br /><br />He wants to act like he's some sort of helmet liner! Who does he think he is?!<br /><br />Just cause he's a little strong, he thinks he's a big shot?!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Nnnnh!!<br /><br />042<br /><br />Dude: We were just screwing around with a dog while playing ball!!<br /><br />Yet he showed up and messed us all up!!<br /><br />We didn't even hit the damn thing!<br /><br />More like, shouldn't your family member matter more than a dog?!<br /><br />I'll make sure that you two remember us from here on in!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!<br /><br />You will be punished, punished, punished, punished, punished, punished, punished, punished!!!<br /><br />THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gan gan gan gan gan thoom thoom thoom thoom)<br /><br />Dude: and here is your 'punishment'!!!<br /><br />ORAHHHHH!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gakiiiiin thooom)<br /><br />043<br /><br />Luchiru: Ah, I found you!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooh thud)<br /><br />Luchiru: Don't just go abandoning me!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />Dude: Eh?!<br /><br />Luchiru: It's a good thing Bahamut has such a great sense of smell, or we would have never found you here!<br /><br />Chiwa: Eh?<br /><br />What?<br /><br />Luchiru: Don't 'what' me!<br /><br />044<br /><br />Dude: Eh?<br /><br />What..?<br /><br />{….?! Who is he?}<br /><br />Kyousuke: Is that a Koala?<br /><br />Chiwa: L---<br /><br />Luchiru-kun..<br /><br />Are you okay? You just got hit in the head...<br /><br />Luchiru: What about my head?!<br /><br />I did sorta feel a shock just now....<br /><br />Wait!! could it be that shock from before?!<br /><br />Chiwa: D--<br /><br />Don't say that~<br /><br />(Sfx- Pechin smack)<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh?<br /><br />GYAAHHH!!<br /><br />My head is gonna combust!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Yawaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!)<br /><br />{So it did hit him huh.}<br /><br />{This guy is just slow...!!}<br /><br />Dude: And who the hell are you?<br /><br />045<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh? I—I'm a Ma...<br /><br />Human!<br /><br />Dude: WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT!<br /><br />Chiwa: Luchiru-kun, run away!!<br /><br />Dude: Heheheheh....<br /><br />Lookin' down on us huh, ya shitty brat!<br /><br />An outsider....<br /><br />Should stay outside!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Bogaaaah thoooom)<br /><br />Chiwa: Lu....<br /><br />046<br /><br />Luchiru: Hey....<br />Bahamut, what the heck is going on?<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whispe whisper)<br /><br />(Sfx- Porooh shfft)<br /><br />Luchiru: Is this some sorta game?<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugaaah?)<br /><br />Dude: Whaaaaaaaaaah?!<br /><br />{Wh...}<br /><br />{What is heeeee?!}<br /><br />Dude: Oooh..<br /><br />Chiwa: Aah..<br /><br />Dudes: ORAAAAAAAH!!!!<br /><br />Chiwa: Luchiru-kun?!<br /><br />Luchiru: Hm, yeah it sorta seems like a game.<br /><br />Dudes: Goddamn!<br /><br />(Sfx- Gabiiin)<br /><br />047<br /><br />Luchiru: Heheheh...Bahamut, they're inviting me!!<br /><br />This game must be considered 'Sports'!!<br /><br />That pole, and those things that look like eyes.....I'm sure we're supposed to play with 'em!<br /><br />(Handwritten- Pugaah?!)<br /><br />Luchiru: This sports thing..<br /><br />There's something like it underground....'Poposupoiposu'!!<br /><br />{Poposupoiposu}<br /><br />{Popennupoponnu}<br /><br />Luchiru: This seems similar to 'Pepennupeponnu'!!<br />(Handwritten- Pogaaah)<br /><br />(Sfx- Dooon dooom)<br /><br />Chiwa: Pepennupeponnu?!?! <br /><br />(Handwritten- What's that?!)<br /><br />Luchiru: Pay attention, Bahamut.<br /><br />(Handwritten- Ah.)<br /><br />(Sfx- Tekuteku tmptmp)<br /><br />(Sfx- Niko niko grrrn)<br /><br />Dude: Y—you....<br /><br />Luchiru: Pepennn....<br /><br />(Sfx- Zuuuh Sfft)<br /><br />Dude: Eh?!<br /><br />048<br /><br />Luchiru: NU!!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dotshhh ddofff)<br /><br />049<br /><br />Luchiru: Peponnuaaaaaaah!!!!!<br /><br />050<br /><br />(Sfx- Pooohh thuuooom)<br /><br />(Sfx- Doogoooh thoooock)<br /><br />Dude: Eeeh?<br /><br />(Sfx- Paku paku clatter clatter)<br /><br />Chiwa: Eeeeh?!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- He went flying?!?!)<br /><br />051<br />(Sfx- Kuruuuuri spnnnn)<br /><br />Luchiru: This is sports, right?!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dokiii pooooit)<br /><br />Dudes: Gah....<br /><br />Luchiru: Pepennu....<br /><br />Dudes: S—sorry!!<br /><br />Luchiru: Peponnueaaaahhh!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Pooooohhh THOOOOM)<br /><br />Dude: Gyaaaaaaaaah!!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Taraaa drooop)<br /><br />{Whaaa...}<br /><br />{What is this guy?!}<br /><br />Luchiru: I knew I could do this!<br /><br />I'm practically human already!!<br /><br />{He's not human at all!!!}<br /><br />052<br /><br />(Sfx- Kuruuuuri spnnn)<br /><br />Dude: Hiiii!!<br /><br />Dude: D—don't move!!<br /><br />Kyousuke: Guh!<br /><br />Dude: Or he'll...<br /><br />Ge...<br /><br />{That's right...}<br /><br />{Luchiru is not a 'human'.}<br /><br />{The beings underground are much tougher....}<br />{In a world without sun, with nothing but soil and rocks, they have to be a stronger organism.}<br /><br />{Their evolution is on different scale from 'humanity'.}<br /><br />{The beings that live within the earth's crevices....}<br /><br />{The Majin.}<br /><br />{No...}<br /><br />053<br /><br />{Human!!!}<br /><br />(TN- The Kanji reads 'Human' while the furigana reads 'Majin'. I assume Fukuchi is trying to insinuate that the two are one and the same.} <br /><br />054<br /><br />{However.....}<br /><br />Dude: Ah....<br /><br />{Humanity learning about his existence....}<br /><br />Dude: Agayaaaaaaaah!!!<br /><br />(Sfx- Dogooooh THOOOM)<br /><br />{Would be a story for another day.}<br /><br />055<br /><br />Chiwa: Thanks soo much Luchiru-kun!<br /><br />Do you know karate or something, Luchiru-kun?<br /><br />Luchiru: Eh? Ka...'Karate'?<br /><br />Ah yeah! Karate! That's it!<br /><br />(Sfx- Doki Throb)<br /><br />Luchiru: What's karate?<br /><br />(Handwritten- You should totally meet Grandpa!)<br /><br />Luchiru: Hmm....<br /><br />Chiwa: What's wrong?<br /><br />(Sfx- Pikuh poit)<br /><br />Luchiru: Wah?! N-n—n--nothing at all!!<br /><br />056<br /><br />Luchiru: H—hey Bahamut...<br /><br />Weren't those guys kinda weird...?<br /><br />(Sfx- Hiso hiso Whisper whisper)<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga?<br /><br />Luchiru: After Pepennupeponnu...<br /><br />All of those guys stopped moving and stuff...<br /><br />Even during the match their throws were so weak...<br /><br />Weak...<br /><br />(Handwritten- What's wrong?)<br /><br />Luchiru: No way...!!!<br /><br />Maybe they weren't playing 'Pepennupeponnu',....<br /><br />But Poposupoiposu!!<br /><br />(Handwritten- I was using the wrong rules!!)<br /><br />{Both guesses are wrong.}<br /><br />Kyousuke: Hey....<br /><br />Put me down Chiwawa.<br /><br />Chiwa: Don't call me Chiwawa! <br /><br />(Handwritten- You'll address me as your older sister!)<br /><br />057<br /><br />{I believe in my family!}<br /><br />Kyousuke: You know....<br /><br />I...<br /><br />Chiwa: Thanks Kyousuke.<br /><br />Kyousuke: Eh?<br /><br />Chiwa: You came to rescue me...<br /><br />So maybe big sister should reconsider some things?<br /><br />{And so...}<br /><br />{The story of a lone 'majin' living with a certain 'family...}<br /><br />{And a cohabitation that has the fate of the world resting on it...has begun.}<br /><br />Kyousuke: You're such a Chiwawa.<br /><br />Chiwa: Don't call me that I said!<br /><br />No dinner for you tonight!<br /><br />Kyousuke: What?!<br /><br />Luchiru: I'll find out humanity's weaknesses for sure!!<br /><br />Bahamut: Puga!!<br /><br />(Side text- Luchiru's the majin's spy life has finally begun!! The host family interview is next issue with 24 pages!!) <br /><br />TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 48. Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:16:53 +0000 http://mangahelpers.com/t/bomberdrufi/releases/31960