D-D-DONE
Er.. I'm probably not needed for this one, but just for consistency's sake (and there's not much text in this one, huh? All right, this week I'm going for a super-complete translation!!!)
Script first...
Cover:
Caption: あ~。ず~っとこ~してたいってばよ~。 夏の大冒険の前にひとやすみ、ひとやすみ。
Caption: Aaaaaaahh~. If I could just stay like this fore~ver... Before my big adventure this summer, just a nap... a nap... *rubs crotch* (This message courtesy of a one Kishimoto Masashi, sleepy mangaka X-TREEM)
Title: ナンバー306: 再開の時...!!
Title: Reunion time...! Fo' sho!
Pg. 01
Caption: 
サイがサスケを捕えだ!!
Caption: ..Sai has captured Sasuke!!
Sasuke:つながり...?
Sasuke: Bonds...?
Sasuke: そんなことの為に。。。 オレの眠りを邪魔たのか
Sasuke: Just for that, you woke me the fuck up...
Sfx: タタッ、タタッ、ポン
Sfx: buzz, click, bam
Pg. 02
Sfx: ダタダダ
Sfx: boing boing boing boing
Sfx: ガッ
Sfx: splurt~
Yamato (bunshin): 何だ
?
Yamato (clone): Wuttafuh-
Kabuto (thought): サスケくんか
 寝起きは機嫌が悪いからねあの子は
Kabuto (thought): Sasuke-kun... he's a little fussy when you wake him... poor baby...
Pg. 03
Sfx:グラ、グラ
Sfx: clang, smash
Naruto: 何だ!
Naruto: WHAAAAZAT?!
Sfx: ユラ,ユラ
Sfx: flicker
Sfx: ゴゴゴ
Sfx: puff puff puff
Sakura:
あっちの方ね
Sakura: ...It's coming from over there, yo!
Yamato:サイのチャクラだ
Yamato: ...Sai's chakra!
Sai: ぐっ
Sai: Guh-
Sfx:ガテ
 ガテ、ガテ
Sfx: fap... fap, fap...
Pg. 04
Sai: さすがですね
ボクの術を強引に振りほどくとは
Sai: As is expected of someone with such strength... you were able to overpower my jutsu...
Pg. 05
Sfx: タタタ、ダタタタタ
Sfx: ping ping ping, pong ping ping ping ping
Naruto:
サイ
Naruto: ...SAI!
Sfx: ザッ
Sfx: whizz
Sfx: タッ タッ
Sfx: ch-ching!
Sakura: 見つけた
Sakura: FOUNDJYA..!
Pg. 06
Sfx: ダッ
Sfx: poot
Sfx:ザッ
Sfx: ding
Sfx: ガッ
Sfx: dong
Sakura: アンタ!本当は何が狙いなの!? 私たちを何回裏儀れは気が済む
Sakura: Bitch! What the fuck are you really trying to do? How many times are you gonna double-cross us, you-
Sasuke:サクラか
Sasuke: It's Sakura, huh...?
Pg. 07
Sakura:
この声
Sakura: That... VOICE...
Pg. 08
Sfx: スッ
Sfx: rub
Sakura: 
サスケ
くん
Sakura: Sasuke-kun...
Pg. 09
Sfx: タッ
Sfx: tap
Naruto (sfx): ハァ! ハァ!
Naruto: *huffing and puffing*
Pg. 10
Sfx: ズザッ
Sfx: trip
Naruto: くっ!
Naruto: Oof-
Sfx: ザッ
Sfx: step
Sfx:ムクッ
Sfx: scrape
Naruto: ハァ、ハァ、ハァ、ハァ、ハァ
Naruto: haah.. haah.. hff.. hhh.. hhh..
Pg. 11
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Pg. 12
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Pg. 13
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Pg. 14

Sasuke: ARRR... AVAST YE
Naruto:
サスケ
あ、あのシャツは何だってばよ~!?
Naruto: ...SAUCEGAY... WTF IS UP WITH YO' CLOTHES MANG
Pg. 15
Caption: 見上げるは情熱
 見下ろすは冷静
Caption: Looking upwards with fiery passion... Looking down with icy calm...
Caption: 二年半の時をへて、ついにその時ガ訪れる!!
Caption: After two and a half years, the time has finally come!!
(Pirate Sasuke credited to:
[url=http://ninja-demongirl.livejournal.com/]http://ninja-demongirl.livejournal.com/)
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so thanks a lot for your work
Added to the R/T/S thread even if this is not downright accurate; a humorous translation is welcome as long as there's another that isn't.
I loved the pirate Sasuke...complete with parrot.
Thanks for the translation though, it was a fun read.
Heh, it's actually not that far off... maybe only 1/2 of the sfx are just random (but no one cares about those, anyway). The other stuff is just... said in a different way. And I added maybe a line or two, but those should be obvious anyway. I mean, yeah, there wasn't much text to begin with, but about 90% of this is still straight translation. :D
Nice little entertainment there. Keep up the good job. Thanks for the translation. :hug
Was funny though hehe :ossu
I really like that Pirate Sasuke picture!
It was really fun to read it like this ^.^
Thanks for the little humour..
Hehe, sure needed it.. xD