Sket Dance 94

Guidelines For Using My Translations

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Himeko: Hey, check this out! // Look what I can do with my hand!
[Text: This week's Sket Dance begins with an odd sort of technique of Himeko's...]
Bossun: ...............
Himeko: Ya see? / My fingers can go all the way back here! // Amazing, isn't it? // Wanna try?
Bossun: I'll pass. // What's so "amazing" about a thing like that, anyway?! / Is touching your fingers to the back of your wrist ever going to do you any good in life?!
Himeko: Sure it will! / I could take part in some kind of show or somethin'!
Bossun: What kind of show is that?!
Himeko: Switch, you give it a go!
Switch: I can't do it.
Himeko: See! / I knew it! I really am amazing!

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Bossun: Bah, it can't be as hard as you're making out. // I can... / ...ngh... // (Owwwwwwwwww!)
Himeko: Hah~~~~~! See?! You can't do it, can ya?! / I'm more amazing than you~~~~!!
Bossun: Huh~? What're you talking about? / I'm not even using 20% of my full power yet!
Himeko: Well, hurry up, then. Let's see the other 80%.
Bossun: Shaddup! I was just about to! // I'm going to do this thing!
Switch: Go for it, Bossun, lol
Bossun: I'm going to do this thing!
Himeko: Man, you're hopeless... C'mere, I'll help you out.
Bossun: Hey! I don't need your help!
Himeko: Ya gotta put some more force into it, really twist!
Bossun: Stop - Owwwwwwwww!!
Himeko: Haaahhh!!

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Himeko: HYAHHH!!! // Whewwww... / Sorry, Bossun, got a little carried away there... // You okay?
Bossun: Yeah... / P... Probably...
Himeko: Probably?
Bossun: Well, it, uh... / ...kind of made a weird noise...
Himeko: BOSSU~~~~~~~~N!!!
[Sket Dance]
[Chapter 94: Your Wish Is My Command]
[Insert text: Oopsie!☆]

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[Text: The following day...]
Himeko: ...............
Bossun: Aahhh... // Aahhhh... It hurts...... // It really hurts...... // Would you take a look at this, Switch...? / Look what's happened to my hand...! // You know what happened? / Well, some idiot girl, right... // ...decided to assault me and shatter my hand into a mangles mess...

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Bossun: Apparently because she's got some kind of "special technique", yeah? Where her wrist's made of jelly or her fingers twist like crazy or something... // Apparently attacking people and doing weird unnatural things with her hands are her specialties, yeah? // But then you know what she thought would be a good idea? / She thought it would be a good idea to force someone with normal hands to do the same thing! Pretty screwed-up, yeah? // Maybe it's not her wrists that're made of jelly, it's her brain... / Maybe it's not her fingers that are twisted, it's just her... // I mean, okay, sure, I've been known to mess about with people sometimes, too. / But you know what? I like to think I'm a reasonable person, living a worthwhile life. // Wanting to help people out! / That's my driving force, yeah? That's what I made this club for. / To do whatever I could, no matter how small, to help other people out. // So you know what I want to know?! / I want to know what I've done to deserve having my hand bent backwards on itself! What did I do to deserve having all the fingers on my hands broken, huh?! // Helping people out? I think it's me who needs someone to help me right now! / I feel like I should be shouting out, "Doraemon, help me~~!" right now or something. // But oh, what's this right here?!! // I've already got a Doraemon stuck to my goddamn hand! // Here's what I'm saying...
Himeko: Enough already!!

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Himeko: All right! All right! / I'm sorry, really! // I'll do anything you want, just quit this already, yeah?!
Bossun: Anything...?
Himeko: .........Y - Yeah...
[Paper: Contract of Servitude / I, Onizuka Hime, hereby pledge servitude to Fujisaki Yuusuke. I will obey all and any orders given to me,]
Himeko: I... I've signed it...
Bossun: All right!! // Hahahahah~~~!! You're my servant now, you hear me?! My slave! / Until this hand is fully healed, you have to do everything I tell you to! // And you don't have the right to refuse!
Himeko: I know, I know!

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Bossun: Hm? // "I know"?
Himeko: ...............
Bossun: What's this...? Hm? Surely that's not quite right, is it? / Is that any way to address your master? // I think what you meant to say there was "Understood, Master." Wasn't it?
Himeko: Whaaaaaa?! / I don't wanna~~~!! // Ugh... // U... Understood, Mast -
Bossun: Hold it right there! // Switch, bring the you-know-what from the school festival.
Switch: But of course.
Bossun: Good man, Switch. // Let's see you put this on and try that one more time...
Himeko: Whaaaaaa~~?!
Bossun: I want to hear you say it like you mean it! Go on!

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Himeko: Understood, Master...
Bossun: (Whoa...)
Himeko: Bang! / Ba-ba-ba-ba-boom! // Whoosh! // Foom! // Crash! / "Guaaaahhh!!" // Swish! // "What...?!" // "Right here." / Fshh... // Vroooom... / CRASH! // "It's over." / Bang!

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Himeko: "An afterimage..." / "What?!"
Bossun: H - Hey... // That's enough.
Himeko: What, you want me to stop? There's more manga where that came from...
Bossun: Well, uh... / I can't tell what the heck's going on from just the voices... // (Hmmmmm... This isn't good enough. This is an incredible opportunity to have her do whatever I want... // I need to really go for it!) // Ahhh, I'm hungry! I'm really hungry!! / Feed me a choux-cream!
Himeko: Sure thing! ...Ah, I mean... // Very well, Master.
Bossun: (Whoaa... // I can't believe Himeko is being so obedient... // It's like some kind of dream!!)
Himeko: Here, Master.
Bossun: (It's just...!)
Himeko: Say "ahh", now!
Bossun: (Mmhh...!)

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Bossun: (I can't get enough!) // Mnhgh! ...Ughh......
Himeko: Hmm? // It's not going in...
Bossun: Mmfgh!! // Mfuaaaghh!!
Himeko: What the heck?!!
Bossun: Come on, how clumsy can you be?!! // My mouth's here!! You see it?! You put it in here, not on my face! Got that?!
Himeko: S... Sorry about that, Master...
Bossun: Ah, forget it! My face is a mess, I don't care any more! I need a drink! I require something to quench my thirst! Coke, I need Coke! / Feed me some Coke, you ditzy blonde maid!!
Himeko: Very well, Master! // You certainly are partial to your cola, Master!
Bossun: (Did she just start talking like a geisha...?)

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Bossun: (Well, I'm not complaining!!) // Mm!
Himeko: Drink right up!
Bossun: (Ahh... come to think of it, I've been through an awful lot since forming the Sket-dan... // Getting beaten up on Mondays...)
Flashback!Himeko: What the heck?!
Bossun: (Getting beaten up on Tuesdays...)
Flashback!Himeko: The hell's with that?! // You're stoppin' that right now!
Bossun: (Feeling like my skull was being slowly but surely compressed from the force of being beaten up so many times... // But now... it's finally happened...! // I've tamed the Himeko!!) // *gulp* // *gulp* // Mmph! / Ghhh... // Mnghh! // I... I need to burp... / Mmfgh!! // Mfuaaaghh!!
Himeko: What the heck?!!

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Bossun: ENOUGH!! // *cough* *cough* // Enough... My nose is... ughh...! // I can't drink it all that - bueeeeghhhh! // *cough* *cough* // *cough* *hack* // I... I need to... / I need to drink at my own pace...!!
Himeko: You're the one who told me to feed it to ya!! // ...I was merely doing as you instructed, Master...
Bossun: Fine! Enough of that!! My face is a mess, my clothes are a mess, I give up!! // Ugh, this is cold!! Do something about it! / Clean me up, quick!!
Himeko: Very well, Master!
Bossun: Uh... that's enough. / This is more embarrassing than I thought...
Himeko: Oh, come on already!!

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Bossun: (U... Ughhh... This isn't nearly as fun as I thought... Why am I not feeling like a King or whatever...? // I guess there's just not that much to do in the clubroom... // Right... I know! Himeko, we're going out! // I'm going out on patrol, so come with me!
Himeko: Patrol? What for?!
Bossun: ♪ // Eheheheh... // Yeah, parading this situation in front of other people is great! // Peanut!
Himeko: Yes, Master.
Bossun: Eheheheh... Very good, very good.
Jougasaki: What the hell...?

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Bossun: Hey there, Captain~~! // How's your practice getting on? Ahahah!
Captain: Bossun, Himeko-chan! // Oh yes - I heard you'd injured your hand, Bossun! Are you okay?
Bossun: Sure, sure, I'm bearing it, I'm bearing it. I just fell victim to a certain idiot, you see... / If it had been anyone else, they might've died... hahahah.
Captain: Hm? Is something wrong, Himeko-chan?
Bossun: Hmm? What's this now? Something the matter?
Captain: Well, she's just standing there behind you...
Bossun: Ohhh, that's what's bothering you? / Oh, well, you know how it is... I guess she just knows her place, that's all! // It's not seemly for subordinates... ah, that's important, by the way - subordinates ...to walk about shoulder-to-shoulder with their superiors, is it? / So I decided to have her walk three steps behind me. // Marshmallow!
Himeko: Yes, Master.
Bossun: Well, I'll just be conducting a brief patrol of the grounds!
Captain: What on Earth...?
Switch: Allow me to explain.

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Captain: Huh... // Bossun's really is a kid, isn't he.
Switch: And he still doesn't understand.
Captain: Mm... / That's right. // Himeko-chan and Switch-kun... / You're both always ready to do anything Bossun asks of you anyway... // You can always rely on him when it comes down to it, after all. I suppose Himeko-chan is trying to thank him, in a way.
Bossun: Candy!
Himeko: Yes, Master.
Switch: It seems to me as though Himeko is actually enjoying this more than Bossun... not that he realises that, of course.
Bossun: Did it have to be a PeloCan, of all things?! / When I say "candy", I want tasty candy!
Himeko: I am not aware of any tastier candy.
Bossun: What was that?! Are you screwing with me?! // Tch... / Honestly, what a useless... // Hm?

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Bossun: (That ball!!!) // Himeko! // (It's gonna hit her!) // Ngh...! // Hahhh!!!
Himeko: !!!
Bossun: Ugh... that was close! / A... Are you okay?!
Himeko: ......Yes... // ...Master...

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SomeGuy: Sorry about that! Are you two okay?
Bossun: Be more careful, would you?! // If it'd been anyone else, they might have died! / Ahahah!
Himeko: ............... // Bossun...
Bossun: Hmm? What do you want, servant?
Himeko: ............
Bossun: And call me "Master"!
Himeko: BOSSUN. // Why is that hand of yours all right?
Bossun: !!! // Ahh!! // N - no... it's not...
Himeko: SILENCE!! / You lied to me, didn't ya!
Bossun: N - no... Owwwwwwww... It really... hurts...
Himeko: Take that damn bandage off!!!

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Bossun: Ahh - hey - stop - ! // Whaaaaaa~~~~~?!
Himeko: !!! // That hand looks as good as new!!! // OI!! The hell's up with this hand of yours, huh?!!
Bossun: C - C'mon, good as new? This isn't good as new! See?! It's swelled up right here -
Himeko: You were tricking me all along, weren't ya!!
Bossun: No... of course I wasn't tricking you! // You see, I went to the hospital, yeah? And what happened, was it turned out my fingers were dislocated, right? // So what they did, was they put the fingers back in place... and it really hurt! But I didn't cry, okay?!

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Bossun: And then, uh... / Huh? // Ehm, well, yeah... my fingers weren't actually broken... but they did tell me not to move them about too much... / So the doctor went and put a big old bandage round them, and... // Huh...? / Are... you listening...? // Hey! I'm your Master, aren't I? Yeah...? / Why have your eyes gone all white...?
Himeko: Master.
Bossun: Ah - / Yes?
Himeko: It was a pleasure working with you. I shall now proceed to take leave from my duties. // HYAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Bossun: Guaaaahhhhhhhh! // Uh... / Could you maybe get me a tissue...?
Himeko: Get it yourself.
[Insert text: Now he really is like Doraemon!!]