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Kangoku Gakuen 67

Chapter 67: If you were to choose asses…

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+ posted by Dowolf as translation on Jun 14, 2013 17:10 | Go to Kangoku Gakuen

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Prison School 67

*for use by Utopia Scans

p1:
Chapter 67: If you were to choose asses…

Why would you choose, not tits,

but asses?

p2:
I would like to hear your… / Reason!

Reason?! Shit… I was such a fool!! / I never realized we’d dive this deep into ass conversation!

How am I even supposed to answer this question?! / Is there even a right answer?! <small text: I mean, it’s just personal preference, right?! >

Th… This is completely…

p3:
like the Riddle of the Sphinx in Greek mythology!!

Isn’t that, “What walks on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, and three legs at dusk?”

Correct… / And the legends say that those who could not give the correct answer…

were eaten alive by the sphinx!!

p4:
This… This answer will decide if we, too…

are “eaten alive”… <small: Cough… >

That’s right… / But on the other hand,

if we can overcome this question, / we’ll all survive!

p5:
Yes… That is true.
Kiyoshi’s right, guys…

I… was just thinking that myself. <small: Cough… >
That’s right! Together, I’m sure the five of us are wise enough to come up with something!

I will not allow… / That!

?!

You may not speak amongst yourselves… An answer derived as the consensus of a group means nothing… / What I wish to hear… is for you to lay bare the personal reasons behind your…

p6:
Desire!

Kiyoshi-kun… You told me you like asses… / So I will hear your answer.

Well, why is it? / Why do you like asses more than… / Tits?!

p7:
Calm down, Hana!
various bubbles: Trembling x5

Out of my way!! Stupid Kiyoshi’s inside, right?!!
Wait…!! Let’s start by putting that dangerous thing away!

What happened to you?! What did that damn Kiyoshi do to you?!

What did he do?! He—He… well, he… his… thing…

p8:
his thing… / touched my… / v… v… vag… vag…

I’ll kill him!! / I’ll kill him, then die myself!!

Let go of me, Vice President-------
Kch… I can’t let Hana stay like this…. If things escalate, it could affect their expulsion, or even the standing of the Underground Student Council itself…

I have no choice…!!

p9:
?!

..Ss..

…. / ..Ss
….Ss

p10:
I’m sorry, / Hana…

So then… / I have to figure out a way to hear what’s going on inside…

p11:
Dammit…!! / I can’t think of anything! / After all, I…

I actually prefer boobs over asses!!

I could give you a million reasons why boobs are better!! / They have tits! / They spurt milk! / And they’re way softer than asses!

Kch… Is this really it? / I can’t think of any reasons why asses would be better than boobs…!!

p12:
The answer the hero Oedipus gave to the Sphinx… / was “Man”!

Right after he is born, a man crawls on all fours… As he grows, he learns to walk on two legs; and when elderly, he walks with the help of a cane—three legs.

Kiyoshi-dono! You must become like him! / Like the Hero Oedipus!

Gakuto… Sorry, but could you shut up for a minute? / I really don’t have the time to listen to random facts right now…
Hauuu… My humblest apologies!!

Wait… am I overthinking this? / Of course… There doesn’t have to be a reason why you like something…

p13:
Ask a mountain climber why he climbed a mountain, / and he will answer “because it was there.” / So why not just answer, “Because asses are there”?!

You seem to be struggling.

Allow me to give you / something of a hint.

I have asked this question in many places in many lands… / And time and time again I have been disappointed by their answers…

p14:
Their answer of “there is no reason why I like… / “Them”!

“No reason,” “Struggling for an answer”… Or those who borrow the words of Mallory and say, “Because asses are there”… / However… those are merely excuses for those who have no reason for saying they prefer asses!

I have given you more than enough time… / I would hear your answer…
Little bubbles: Hah x10

Soon!
Little bubbles: Hah x10
It’s all over… I can’t think of anything…

Oh God, please… Lend me strength…!!

p15:
?!

An…

An ass?!

Why… Why was there an ass in the window?? / No… Wait! I was wrong! Those were…

Breasts! / They were the Vice-President’s ass-like breasts!

Damn… What in the world are they talking about inside?

p16:
They look alike… / Considering human development… / humanity’s evolution… / Asses and breasts look so similar… / That’s right… Breasts are… / Breasts are…

p17:
Mankind…

Used to walk on all fours. What they saw before them then… were asses…

?!

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