Beelzebub Oneshot : Beelzebub

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Beelzebub Oneshot

Page 1:

Opening Quote: Men are people who…

Let their backs speak for them,

But with all of your burdens lie on your back!?

Tamura Ryuuhei

Beelzebub

Page 2:

Box: The building of Ishiyama Senior High School.

Side Text: Freedom! It’s the worst!! Every day is a scene of carnage at this

school until a shockwave hits!?

Misc Char 1: Bastard!

Misc Char 2: Hyahahahaha!

Misc Char 3: Ron (TN Note: Ron is a move in the game Mahjong when the player
wins by taking a tile cast off by another player)

Misc Char 2: Nice Kick!

Narrator: It’s often called by the nickname “The Hoodlum Prep School.”

(Guy kneeling on floor): I'll kill you bastard!


(Guy standing in front of him): Ha

Narrator: The lowest of the low prefectures full of delinquents.

Misc Character 3: For crying out loud!

Misc Character 4: Rip him apart!

SFX: *Stop*

Page 3:

Oga: How many people, how many people ♪

How many people will you kill ♪

SFX: *Rattle*

*Rattle*

Oga: Oh, that’s how many you’ll kill ♪

One kills, two kills ♪

Three kills ♪

Misc Char 1: What the hell is that?

Misc Char 2: Yeah…

Hey!

Stop punk!

Misc char 3: What’s with that brat there?

Misc char 4: Don’t you know where you are?

Misc Char 5: Kukuku

We’re going to make you regret coming to Ishiyama.

Page 4:

Oga: Oh really?

Misc Char: Oh crap!

It’s Ogaaaaa!!!!

Page 5:

Oga: Yo!

The name’s Oga Tatsumi.

And for some weird reason, I suddenly became the father of this one year old.

Misc Characters: He did it again today.


Oga the Tyrant.

What the hell is he?

There’s something on his back….

On his back?

Oga: Even though I’m just a normal high school student.

Bel: Buuuu

Misc Characters: Is….that a baby…?

Is it….Oga’s kid?

No way…

Why is he naked?

Page 6:

Bel: Aa?

Misc Characters: They’re….

They’re exactly alike….

Furuichi: Wait Wait Wait

Oga: Mm?

Don’t ‘Mm’ at me!!

What’s going on here?

Page 7:

What’s with that kid?

Don’t tell me you kidnapped him!!

Oga: This guy’s name is Furuichi.

He’s been my minion since middle school.

SFX: *Rustle*

Furuichi: And if you don’t cut out that stupid narration,

I’ll kill you.

Oga SFX: *Sigh*

Oga: Furuichi….is that what you think happened?

What a load of crap.

Kidnapping? You’re such a delinquent.

SFX: *Munch Munch*

Furuichi: Like you’re one to talk!

I guess the whole thing was a joke?

SFX: *Bite*

Furuichi: So is he just your nephew or something that you’re looking after today?

Oga: I picked him up,

at the river.

Furuichi: So you really did kidnap him!?

Page 8:

SFX: *Slurp*

Oga: I was fishing all by myself one day…

Furuichi: Wait a minute!

Don’t just go back into your reminiscing mode again!!!

Oga: I was looking for some big game.

It had been almost an hour and I still wasn’t having any luck,

Suddenly I got something!!

SFX: *Swish*

Oga (SFX at top): Mm.

Oga: Here it comes!!

Oo

Oooo

Oooooo

SFX: *Splash*

*Splash*

*Splash*

Page 9:

Oga: Ooooooohhhh!!!

SFX: *Open*

Oga: Or something like that.

Furuichi: Wait.

I don’t really understand what you mean.

Oga: The old man had a baby.

Blob thing: One moment please.

Oga:….Anyway….

Can I continue now?

Page 10:

Oga: Um…

Just what the heck is this thing….

I wondered.

How does someone react in a situation like that?

First of all, what exactly did I pull in just now?

That guy just split in two!! Should I get out of here now…

And…

SFX: *Staring*

Oga: this brat.

Page 11:

Oga: What the hell are you staring at brat!

*SFX: *Twitch*

Oga: I’m out of here….

Bel: Da!

SFX: *Sparkle* *Sparkle*

Bel: Abu!

Abu!

Oga: Do you want to swim with the fishes,

Huh!!!?

Page 12:

Bel: Daabuu!!

Oga: What….

just happened….

Furuichi: …You

Threatened to kill a baby?

You really said that…

Oga: The story’s not over yet.

SFX: *Nod* *Nod*

Then something worse happened,

Right after that,

This woman came out of nowhere.

Furuichi: Woman?

SFX: *Twitch*

What kind of woman?

Now this is starting to get good….

Page 13:

Hilda: ….What a disgraceful sight….

To see you on that human’s back….

SFX: *Click*

Bel: Da?

Page 14:

Oga: Wha-

SFX: *Turn*

Oga: What is this?

Where the heck did she come from?

Hilda: Wake up already!! Alaindelon!!

How long are you planning on lying there!!

Alaindelon: I apologize for sleeping so long!!

Hilda: As far as I can see, you were just taking a break!!

Hurry up and put your body back together!!

Oga: Ahhhhh!!

Page 15:

Hilda: Pardon me,

I am Hilda.

I am a demon who serves that baby,

I am known as Hilda Garde.

Oga: A…

Demon?

Hilda: Yes.

And we are to serve that baby until his demonic powers mature and he becomes
king.

In short, he is the future Demon King…

Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub the IV.

Oga: Say what?

Bel: Da.

Page 16:

Hilda: Let me explain…

My master, the Great Demon King…

Who is the father of that child,

Put us in charge of carrying out his whim.

One day out of nowhere he told us this.

SFX: *Twist*

Demon King: I

Will destroy humanity tomorrow.

Page 17:

Why’d you guys stop playing the music?

We were right in the middle of the song.

Well since we’re starting again anyway let’s play some Ska*! (Jamaican music)

Old man: Ah….

Old man: But Great Demon King, you have a golf game scheduled for tomorrow…

Demon King: Eh? Seriously?

Old Man: And the day after that is the 100 day mahjong endurance tournament
on Onigashima*. (TN: Mythological island of demons)

Demon King: That’s right, the day after tomorrow. I’m going to win for sure this time!!

No way! I have so many super cool things lined up!

Oh! I know what to do!

I’ll just leave it to my newly born son instead.

Hilda!!

Hilda: Yes sir!

Demon King: I want you to find somebody in the world of humans.

Someone suitable to raise my son until he’s ready to destroy humanity
himself!!

Page 18:

Hilda: ….and well,

That pretty much leaves us here.

SFX: *Snap*

Oga: The Demon King….

Seems so random…

Hilda: Now, I need to find a suitable human parent.

So, could you open the gate to demon world Alaindelon.

Alaindelon: Come monsieur

Oga: Just take him back!!

Bel: Da!

Oga: Stop screwing with me already!! That demon king guy must be a freaking
idiot!!

I don’t understand any of this crap!!

Three random people suddenly show up and I’m just supposed to buy everything you say!!

There’s no way I’m raising this kid!!

Hilda: Don’t be ridiculous.

Whoever said you were going to be the parent?

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Hilda: I have already been told,

What kind of person he must be raised by in order to destroy humanity.

When it comes down to it,

The parent must have economic and political power.

These qualities are indispensable.

From your appearance I can tell that you don’t have any money or a high
position to speak of.

There’s no way you could fulfill our request so please do as I say and remove yourself from him.

Oga: O…

Okay….

….I get it.

Hilda: Since you understand, give him to me now!!

Oga: Why is it,

that I’m not satisfied with that explanation….

Page 20:

SFX: *Whine*

Hilda: ….Young Master.

Why are you resisting?

Bel: Ada..

Hilda: Please listen to me!!

Bel: Adada!

Hilda: Wait!

Don’t let your anger get the best of you!!

Bel: Daaaaaa!!

Hilda: Gyoooooooi!!!

Page 21:

Bel: Dabu.

Oga: …..ah!!

I don’t what that was….

Bel: Adada!

SFX: *Pat*

Oga: …But

It was freaking awesome!!

Hilda: Wha-

This…

Just can’t be.

This can’t be young master….

You’ve chosen this man as your parent!!?

Oga: Eh?

Bel: Da!

Page 22:

Hilda: These are the young master’s favorite toys.

Use them whenever you need to.

Oga: Hold it, this is a joke right?

Why is this happening all of a sudden?

Bel: Dabu!

Oga: Didn’t I quit this job?

Hurry up and take him away.

Hilda: It’s out of my hands.

The young master is the one who makes the final decision.

Oga: Would you cut out your damn crying already!?

Hilda: Shut your mouth!!

At any rate you are the one who has been chosen as the parent!!

You should consider this an honor!! (Side text in bubble: Idiot!)

Oga: ……ah!!

Stop screwing with me!!

Bel: Da!

Hilda: Ah!

Oga: There’s no way I’m going to be a parent!!

Page 23:

SFX: *Splash*

Hilda: Wh…

What have you done….

Do you want him to start crying?

Oga: Who gives a crap!!

Hilda: But…

When the young master cries….

Oga: What’s your point!!?

Bel: Miyu…

SFX: *Crackle*

Oga: Oh..

Bel: Byaaaaahhhhh!!!

Oga: Gyaahhhhhhh!!!!

Hilda: So you’re ready to give in?

Oga: Shut up!!

Bel: Sniffle

SFX: *Sizzle*

SFX: *Rattle* *Rattle*

Page 24:

Oga: Even now…

If I move even 15 meters away from this brat…

He’ll start crying like crazy, and then it’s instant death…

Bel: Snore.

Furuichi: What’s with this guy’s story…?

Demons?

The downfall of humanity?

How ridiculous…

This is just the kind of thing you’d expect from him…

Misc Char 1: Ogaaaa!!!

Get ready to die!!!

Today’s the day I tear you limb from limb!!!!

Page 25:

Bel: Un!

Unnnn!

Arrow: Just woke up.

Bel: Byaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

Furuichi: Ogaaaa!!

Hiiiiii!

He was telling the truth…

Misc Char: You think something like that is going to stop me!!

Oga:…..che.

Narrator: And thus,

Page 26:

Word quickly began to spread around.

Hoshino: Oga’s brat?

This could be our chance….

Box: 2nd Year Hoshino

Nomura: Even with Ishikou gone, nothing’s changed.

Box: 2nd Year Nomura

Ren: While he’s babysitting that brat,

He can only fight us from the front.

Box: 3rd Year Ren

Narrator: However…

Page 27:

The reality of Oga’s strength…

Was beginning to set in.

Like a mother lion fiercely protecting her young,

He defeated anyone who challenged him.

Alaindelo: That man’s ferocity is quite impressive, don’t you agree?

Hilda: Hmph.

I’m still feeling uneasy about this.

Even if it’s just temporary, to have chosen that man.

The parent of the demon king is similar to a catalyst.

Our purpose for bringing the young master to the world of humans,

Was so he could draw out his powers.

Page 28:

It looks like, the young master

Chose that man because of his nature.

…Well

I’m glad to see him performing his role properly.

Box: Hungry

Furuichi: Oga!!

Hilda: But can he do it? That stupid man,

Won’t be able to bring out the young master’s power.

That man can’t live up to his role as a parent.

If they continue down this path, he’ll lose all of his powers.

Oga: Are you done now?

I thought you were a man…

Page 29:

But you still cry so easily.

Bel: Da

Oga: Not to mention that you’re a demon too.

Bel: Da

Oga: You do know that I’m not your dad right?

Bel: Da

Oga: If you’re a man,

Then you shouldn’t cry.

Do you understand me?

Bel: Da?

Oga: Crying is the same thing,

As pouring all of your frustrations and regrets out of your body.

You may be able to use it as a weapon.

But, that’s just too easy.

Whenever you feel like crying, just smile instead.

That’s what it means to be a man.

You get it?

Bel: Da!

Page 30:

Oga: Alright

Don’t cry.

Don’t cry.

Bel: Uh

Oga: Hey, just tolerate it!

You’re a real man inside!!

You’re so cool!!

Mister Demon King!!

You lady killer!!

Bel: Abu!!

SFX: *Slam*

Page 31:

Oga: Fuah!!

Did…

Did it work!?

Furuichi: A….

Looks like you failed.

Challenging his spirit didn’t seem to work.

What a tough guy.

Bel: Byaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

SFX: *Crackle*

Oga: Why does this always happen!!

A

Damnit!

My hopes just got buried…

I can’t take much more of looking after this brat.

No, now I’m just that more determined to get rid of him.

Furuichi: So you still gave in?

Bel: Gusun….

Page 32:

Misc Char: Hyah ha!

Oga: Woah!!

Furuichi: Ogaa!!

Misc Char: Haha! We’ll be hanging on to your brat for a while.

Meet us behind the old school building if you want him back!!

Oga: Fine!

I’ll follow you there!!!

Misc Char: Woah!!

SFX: *Run*

Page 33:

Misc Char: How the hell? We’re going 50 kilometers.

What’s with this dumbass.

Take this!

SFX: *Slam*

Oga: If he gets more than 15 meters away…

It’ll mean instant death.

Baby Bel!!

Page 34:

Don’t cry!!

SFX: *Pull*

Bel: Da!

Page 35:

SFX: *Flash*

Furuichi: Oga!!

Are you alright!? Are you still breathing!?

Did you die!?

Answer me if you aren’t dead!!

Oga: I’m not dead.

Furuichi: …Oga.

Oga: Lucky!!!

Hahahaha! So this is what it’s like to be free!!

I’m so lucky!!

No more latching onto my back!!

Well,

Page 36:

I’m perfectly fine,

With how things turned out.

Furuichi: Hey hey!

Are you serious!?

You’re just going to abandon him!

You need to go save him….Hey!

Do you understand me!?

Shouldn’t the person he considers a parent do something now!?

Page 37:

Oga: Didn’t I say…

That I don’t give a shit.

Furuichi: Hiii!

The way…

That way he says that….

He’s like a freaking monster…

How can he say something like that?

Page 38:

Misc Char: Hey, hey

Just who the hell are you?

Page 39:

Hilda: I’d like you to return that child to me.

Misc Char: A?

SFX: *Smash*

Misc Char: Don’t screw with me!!

Where the hell is Oga!!?

I didn’t ask for his freaking lover!!

Does he want this brat to die!!?

Welll!?

Hilda: So you’re the one behind this…

Misc Char: So what if I am!!

Compared to Oga…

Your bloodlust is pathetic.

Misc Char: What? Where did this old guy…

Misc Char: That’s weird…

Page 40:

SFX: *Open*

Misc Characters: Uwahhhhhhhh!!!!

Oga: …Bastards!!

This is what you get,

For stealing someone’s child!!

Page 41:

Hilda: ….Hmph.

Misc Char: O…

Ohhh…

Ogaaaaa!!!!!

Oga: What?

Hilda: So this is why,

Page 42:

The young master,

Became attached to this man.

Even if it’s just a little bit,

I’m starting to understand.

Oga:….So you really….

Haven’t cried since then?

Bel: Da!

Hilda: That man and Master Beelze,

Are very similar to each other.

It seems what I said before about his nature as a catalyst,

Page 43:

Was wrong.

Misc Char: Hah!

What an idiot…coming in here like it’s nothing!!

Hilda: He’s really beginning to impress me…

Oga: Sorry for making you wait…

Are you ready for this?

Misc Char: You’re going to regret this!!

Bel: Da!

Misc Char: He doesn’t stand a chance against all of us!

Oga: Oh really?

Well then,

Let’s show them what we’re made of.

Bel: Da!

SFX: *Crackle*

Page 44 and 45:

Misc Char: What the?

Oga: Maou

Punch! (Translation: Demon King Punch)

Page 46:

SFX (For Middle Panel): *Crackle*

Furuichi: Somehow I feel…

Partially responsible for this….

That guy is such a menace.

Narrator: Because of the events,

That Oga caused that day,

A legend

Was born from then on, of

Page 47:

The delinquent who carries a baby into battle.

Beelzebub.

His infamy spread far and wide,

Striking fear into many people,

A legacy of fear.

Hilda: He finished in just ten minutes…

Hmph…

Page 48:

Oga: ….eh!

I gave into taking care of this brat.

So what are you doing in my house?

Hilda: Mm.

Oga: Don’t ‘Mm’ me!

What makes you think you can get your meals from here!?

Hilda: I have to stay here to make sure

that you’re doing a proper job as a parent.

Oga: So I have to pay to feed you!!

Hilda: Well if you’d forfeit your life,

I’d be happy to leave immediately.

Oga: …..eh.

Page 49:

Alaindelon: Alas,

There’s no more hot water.

Narrator: Thus,

Hilda: Alaindelon, your towel.

Alaindelon: E?

Narrator: The future of mankind lies in the hands of one man.

Do your best Oga, Don’t let yourself lose.

Oga: Gyaahhh!!!

Arrow: Saw something truly terrifying.

Alaindelon: How embarrassing.

Narrator: Because one day the demon king will leave the nest.

Oga: Get the hell out!!!

Oga’s Parent: Tatsumi,

It’s your parents.