DeroDero 2

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01
Title: Strangely 2
Title: Curls on the Floor

Panel Text: From the looks of these curls... They've got to be from DOWN THERE!!

Panel Text: But why are they all over the place like this.....!?

Mimio: Here's one!!
Mimio: There's another one!!
Mimio: Are these my pubes...!?
Mimio: But it's weird that they'd end up all over the place like this.
Mimio: Ahhhh~~~~~ This is making me look bad!!
Mimio: Are these really mine!?

02
Mimio: Well, the only thing I can do is to shave them all down!!
Mimio: Ha~~~~~ya!! Shave them down nice and smooth......!! See ya later pubes!
Ruka: ......

Panel Text: Next Day

Mimio: Waaaah!!
Mimio: What the hell...!? I shaved them all off already, and I cleaned the floor with a lint roller, too......!!
Mimio: This is no longer a one-man job!!
Mimio: Time to call the smartest guy in the class, the Class Prez.

03
Prez: That should do it.
Prez: Maybe we can get some information with this camcorder.
Mimio: Sorry about this, Prez. It's just that I really want to get to the bottom of this!!
Prez: But it's pretty common for pubes to fall out.
Prez: If you're wearing boxers, they'll fall out from the opening.
Prez: Though for us guys, where they end up is a mystery no one really thought about.
Mimio: But I'm a member of the Boxer Briefs Fan Club, Prez!!
Mimio: Not to mention that I shaved them all off just yesterday!!
Prez: Well, if there is still hair on the floor tomorrow, the camcorder should tell us how it got there.
Mimio: I can't wait!!
Ruka: Is it really neccessary to get the answer for this?
Mimio: It's a GUY thing.

04
Mimio SFX: Hahahahaha

Mimio: We're representing all the guys in the world who want to find out the truth behind pubes on the floor!
Ruka: What an idiot.

Panel Text: And then the next day

Prez: You did remember to record it, right?
Mimio: Yeah, I hit the record button before bed!
Mimio: And just to be extra careful, I used the lint roller to clean up once more...!!
Mimio: Although I did it to the point where there's not even a speck of dust...
Mimio: There they are on the floor next morning!!
Mimio: There's no way in hell that these are my pubes!!
Mimio: As far as I'm concerned, the perp behind these...
Mimio: Should appear on the camera!

Monitor SFX: *Suspense*

05
Bed SFX: Twitching Twitching
Mimio: Wh...Hey!!
Mimio: Look!!
Prez: What the... hell is that!?
Prez: Hey look, Mimio!! There! He just dropped a hair!!
Mimio: So that's it!! These guys are the perpetrators!!
Prez: Mimio!! The bed!! They're under the bed!!
Mimio: Alright!!
Mimio: Ah!! Look! There's a mousehole or something on the wall!!

Book under the bed: Perv-King

Prez: This must be these guys' nest!!
Mimio: No~~~~~~w... I'm gonna smoke you guys out with this jet-steam pesticide!!
Mimio: Aight~~~~ Get out!!

Can SFX: Shooooo----

Mimio: Get the hell out you annoying pubey assholes!!

06
Wall SFX: *Cracking*
Both: Ahhh!!
Prez: There's something swarming under there!!
Mimio: The wall!!
Mimio: Ack!!!

07
Both: Wooooaaaaaaaah!

DeroDero Monster Index 2
Pubey Rascals

They come in swarms and infest the walls of homes. They wander around rooms when people are not looking and drop these curly hairs from their heads.

Pin SFX: *Ping*
Can SFX: *Sprays*

Mimio: You fucking midgets----!!
Rascals: Giii--------
Rascals: Giii--------
Rascals: Giii--------
Prez: They...They're like cockroaches!
Mimio: Cough
Mimio: Cough
Mimio: So the reason for having pubes on the floor is because of these guys hiding in your room!

08
Prez: Mi...Mimio...Look!!
Mimio: What's wrong!?

Panel: When we realized... The only things that were left were a bunch of pubes all over the place.......

Strangely 2 The End