Naruto 481

Just thought I'd take a shot at a Naruto translation. I haven't done that in a while.
Up for grabs for whoever wants it (provided anybody does want it, lol). RESERVED FOR FRANKY_HOUSE. It's just someything I did for the kicks, though. So don't expect 100% accuracy or anything...

01
Title: Danzou Dies!!
Side text: Memories come back to the surface, of a struggle between companions for the Hokage's seat... as a shinobi named Danzou meets his demise.
Narrator: Utatane Koharu.//Sarutobi Hiruzen.//Mitokado Homura.//Uchiha Kagami.//Shimura Danzou.//Akimichi Torifu.

02
Caption: Sasuke... stabbing at Karin!!
Tobi: You didn't have enough time use Izanagi... Danzou.
Karin: (Sasuke... I)/What were I to you...
Sasuke: Karin... You became dead weight the moment you were taken hostage.
*crackle*
*SBOM*
*zip*
Danzou: Gasp!!

03
Sasuke: !!
Danzou: Haa/haa.
*stap*
*step/step*
Sasuke: !
Tobi: I'm taking Shisui's eye.*zip*
Danzou: Pant./Haa/haa.//......../Haa.Hic.
Flashback/]Danzou: Haa/Haa.

04
2nd: We're surrounded... ...The enemies are.......20.//Judging by how good they are at tracking us/Kumogakure... Kinkaku squad, I guess. These guys are no slouches.[tn: Kinkaku=Golden Corner/Square.]
Homura: And there are seven of us including you, Nidaime-sama. ...This could prove extremely...
Koharu: The enemy doesn't have a precise idea of our location just yet. We should prepare an ambush to catch them unawares and force open an escape route...
Kagami: Don't bother... ...The situation calls for one of us to stay here and distract them. Draw away their attention......

05
Torifu: A decoy, you mean.../That spells guaranteed death....... Who'll be doing it........?
2nd: .......
Danzou: (I'm a shinobi... Determined to die in battle, like a shinobi should........!/.......Sarutobi........ What's going through your mind? Do you have the resolve it takes...?//Say it!! Speak!!/I will//What's wrong?!/Why can't I say I'll do it.......?)

06
Hiruzen: I'll do it!
Danzou: ?!!
Torifu: Sarutobi...
Homura: Hiruzen... You...
Danzou: ........//(........I've stopped....... trembling...)
Hiruzen: Heh. Don't worry! It ain't written on my face, but I'm the one who brags the greatest skill among you guys... I'm not dying.

07
Danzou: (.......Damn it........ What a weakling I make.../Somewhere in a corner of my mind... I feel relieved...)
*grip*
Hiruzen: You take care of everybody else from now on, Danzou. You should do fi.......*pat*
Danzou: Shut up! I was about to volunteer! So don't try to take all the glory for yourself!*baf*/I'm gonna be the decoy!!
Hiruzen: Danzou...
Danzou: My father and my grandfather died on the battlefield, like a shinobi should!/Self-sacrifice is the shinobi's duty...!!

08
2nd: I'll be the decoy. That goes without saying.../You are the young flames of the Will of Fire that'll protect the village from now on.
Danzou: Absolutely not!! You're the Hokage!! The topmost shinobi within our village!
2nd: Danzou. You've always been competing with Saru at every given opportunity.../But unity in companionship is what we need right now. Don't bring personal conflicts into this.
Danzou: .......
2nd: I won't deny I was late in making up my mind./First, you need to keep yourself in check. Know yourself and never lose your calm and composure. With your current attitude, you could put your companions in trouble.//Anyway... Danzou... Saru... You're too young to be in such a hurry.//The time will come someday. Hold steady to your lives........ until then.

09
*zip*
2nd: Saru...
Hiruzen: ........
2nd: Cherish the village. Protect those who believe in you. And raise those in the hands of whom you will confide the future generations.../Effective tomorrow...//You're the Hokage...!!

10
Hiruzen: Yes sir!
Danzou: (You've always been a league ahead of me.......)/Flashback]
Danzou: Haa./Hic
Tobi: !
Danzou: For the sake of the shinobi world and for that of Konoha/You won't make it out alive, I guarantee it!*swwwiiiiip* *WHUD*

11
Tobi: A reverse Shishou Fuuinjutsu!![tn: Four-Ways Sealing Technique]//Sasuke!! Get away from Danzou!!*squish*
Sasuke: !
*zip* *BAOM* *zip*
Danzou: (Hiruzen... My turn has come, it seems...//But ultimately.../I wasn't able to become Hokage...)

12
Danzou: (No matter how far I'd go/I wouldn't be able to catch up with you.........*BUZZZZZZZZZ*//You were the tree that basked in sunlight/And I... I was the root entrenched in the darkness.//What would you think of the man I am?/Still, Hiruzen......../What do you consider me............[tn: Sounds like more homo to me, LOL.

13
*step step*
Lee: Sakura-san........
Sakura: What is it?
Lee: Maybe telling Naruto the truth would've been a good idea, don't you think?
Sakura: ...That's just... not even worth considering. No way at all.
Kiba: Sakura... You're underestimating Naruto way too much........
Sakura: .........
Kiba: *startle*

14
Sakura: !!
Kiba: I've found Sasuke. And that Tobi guy ain't too far either.
Sakura: Everybody stop for a second!
Sai: ........
*zip zip*
Kiba: What's up? Why are we stopping? Our attack formation has been thoroughly confirmed already!
*bonk*
Sakura: Kiba... Can you accurately pinpoint Sasuke-kun's location?
Kiba: Head due North. Direction's 2 hours... 1 kilometer away![tn: My English fails me here... But Kiba's referencing the "2 hours" position of the hands of a clock as the relative direction to take.]

15
*swip*
Sakura: I'm sorry, everyone!!//?!!
Sai: I knew it.......... You were trying to put us all to sleep with this.
Sakura: Sai........!
Lee: ?!
Kiba: Duh?!
Akamaru: Woof! Woof!
Lee: What is the meaning of this?
Sakura: ........
Sai: Sakura reasoned she should settle matters with Sasuke by herself.*slip*

16
Kiba: Why did you try to act on your own?
Lee: He's right. We'd promised to do this together!
Sai: No........ It's out of the question.../I'm not letting anyone take a step further.
Sakura: Why?!
Kiba: I knew there was something shady about him!
Sai: The lot of us can't win against Sasuke... or the one called Tobi. Not on our own/I promised Kakashi-sensei not to let you go.*zip*
Sakura: Sai... I'm not gonna say this twice.*grip*/Get out of the way...!

17
*step*
Sai: We need to hurry... Things are getting somewhat ugly.
Tobi: An attraction Fuuinjutsu that sucks up things inside one's corpse and seals it away. Seems like he'd set up the formula so his death would trigger it./That was a close call...
Sasuke: Next stop.../We're heading for Konoha.
Caption: Sasuke obliterates Danzou! And sets out for the next on his revenge list.........!!