Naruto 323

Man, I was late catching this today...too much following the Wii news flow...

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Text: A man who can't be killed...the Leaf ninja witness firsthand the terrifying powers of Akatsuki!
Title: God's Punishment!

Kotetsu: H-how...can...
We hit your vital spots...

Hidan: THAT HURTS, FUCKER!
STOP TWISTING IT!

Izumo: ...are you immortal?
Hidan: Are you retarded?
Can't you tell?

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Hidan: God damnit...
Don't tell me I have to go back into that shithole again...

Asuma: Chiriku...

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Asuma: We're Leaf Village Ninja.
Our orders are to capture, or at least kill the Akatsuki that have entered the Fire Country.
Since you move in teams of two, we planned to take you out one at a time...
but you've got some serious powers... I should have expected as much...

Shikamaru: So this is what the Akatsuki are like...
It's almost ridiculous...
even the Shadow Threads couldn't...

Hidan: Well, you guys fucked up the order.
Asuma: Where's your partner?

Page 4:
BAM

Page 5:
Hidan: He let it go!

Asuma: Kotetsu, Izumo!
Fall back!!

PAge 6:
Kakuzu: I knew it.
Deep down, you want money too, don't you Hidan?

Hidan: Back off, Kakuzu.
I'm gonna use these guys for the sacrifice.
You can have the money.

Kakuzu: Works for me.
Just don't underestimate them and get yourself killed.

Hidan: Seriously...

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Hidan: Why do you keep saying that?
If someone COULD kill me, I'd let 'em.

But that's not the case, is it??

Asuma: I'll take the lead.
As soon as you see an opening, immobilize the unkillable guy with the Shadow Thread.
If you can just give me a couple seconds, I'll cut his head off and hopefully keep him from interfering.

Shikamaru: Are you serious?
You never take huge risks like that.

Kotetsu: I'll back you up.

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Asuma: Don't you get it?!
We just hit them with our best attack!
They're a hell of a lot stronger than me!

The two of you need to focus on guarding Shikamaru!

Izumo: We know what they're capable of now....
shouldn't we try to retreat and come up with another plan?

Asuma: They're not just gonna let us run away.

If we run without putting up a fight, we'll be obliterated,
AND the danger to the Leaf will increase.

It's like sending in a single group to break through enemy lines...
Sometimes, that's the only option you have.

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Hidan: Owowowowowow.
OW!
It freakin' HURTS to get stabbed that hard, damn you...

God shall punish those
who don't understand the suffering of others.

Shikamaru: "Bou-Gin" (it's a Shougi move/technique/strategy)
really doesn't fit your playing style...

Asuma: Hehe...relax. With you behind me,
I won't end up a sacrificed pawn.

Page 10:
Clink!

Page 11: Action

Page 12:
Izumo: Captain Asuma!!

PAge 13:
Shikamaru: Shit!

Asuma: If precision attacks won't work...

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Asuma: Katon - Haisekishou! (Fire Element - Searing Ash!)
Hidan: Hmph.

Page 15:
Hidan: Hurts...
don't it?

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Hidan: God has judged you.
Asuma: Aaaah....

Izumo: W...what happened?
Hidan: Do you get it now?
Do you understand what it means to suffer?

Asuma: How did he get my arm, too?
It must have been a jutsu or something...
wait...

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Hidan: Now that you've received my curse,
the sacrifice can begin.

HAAA!
We'll suffer the unfathomable pain, together!