Gantz 249

Page 1:
Title: Hypocrite Alien
Text: I've died because God loves me.

Page 2:
Text: Katou is spotted by an Osakan girl.
Hotness: You're from Tokyo, ain'tcha?

Katou: Yeah.
Hotness: Hmmmmmm.

Page 3:
Hotness: I'm Yamasaki Anzu.
Who're you?

Page 4:
Katou: Oh, uh...
Katou...Masaru.

Anzu: How old're ya?
I'm 23.

Katou: 18, I think...
maybe 17?

Anzu: Another high schooler?
Man, I always end up meetin' younger dudes...

Page 5:
Anzu: So I been watchin' ya for a while,
and thinkin',

"What's he doin'?"

Katou: Huh?

Anzu: Then I thought,
"Nah, there's no way."

It kinda looked like
you were tryin' to save that family!

Katou: Yeah, I was...

Anzu: Haha!
No way!

Katou: I mean it.
I couldn't let them...

Anzu: No way! Seriously?!
Like, for real?

Page 6:
Anzu: You're kidding me!
REALLY?!
That's nuts!
Hahahahahaha!

Don'tcha care about points?
And gettin' a stronger weapon? Actually, ya seem kinda scared, maybe ya just wanna escape and be done with it?

Katou: ...I do want to get points...

Anzu: I figured, since you're all the way out here in our area.
Ya must wanna get out really bad.

Page 7:
Katou: There's someone
I want to revive...

Page 8:
Anzu: Yeah?
That's weird, never heard anyone say that...

I got it!
A chick, right?
Yer girlfirend?
Big boobs?
Cute?

Katou: No, it's a guy...
my best friend...

Anzu: Ha...
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Whatta retard! You crazy?!

Page 9:
Anzu: You're a Hypocrite alien!

Hey, don't get mad!

Katou: I'm going to save whatever bystanders I can.
Anzu: Again with that?
All right! rock on, Hypocrite Alien!

Page 10:
Katou: Why're you following me?
Anzu: 'Cuz watchin' weirdos like you is fun.

It cracks me up,
plus I figure you'll show your true colors soon enough.

Besides,
I have some time to kill.

Katou: No one's here....
maybe the police already evacuated everyone?

Page 11:
Guys: I heard it's this way.
Here?
Yeah man, some crazy-ass monsters...
Whoa, is that a dead body?

Katou: All of you, get away from here!

Guys: The hell's this guy's problem?
Hahahahaha
You guys cosplayers?
That shit's hilarious!

Katou: Try and get past me, I dare you!
SFX: Kyoooon x 3

Page 12:
Guys: Whoa, does that thing shoot stuff?
HAHA
How much did it cost ya?
These guys're weird.
Just ignore 'em.

SFX: BOOOM
Guys: U-Uaaaah!
WAAAAGH!

SFX: Boom BOOOOM
Guys: CH-CHAAAAA
HIIIIIII!
EEEE-

Page 13:
Katou: Thanks for the help,
I appreciate it.

Anzu: I wasn't helpin' ya, they just pissed me off...

Oh!

There's some old people and a kid without suits..
they should still be hidin' somewhere around here...

Katou: Where?!
Where are they?!

Haha...no way...
seriously?

Katou: Tell me where they are, please!
Anzu: Heeheeheehee! Man, you're a riot!

Page 14:
Kid: Waaaaaaaah!
Old dude: Don't cry,
you'll attract more of the scary guys...

This reminds me of the Manchurian Incident...we were only kids back then...
Old lady: Yep...

Old dude: Maybe this is hell...
Or maybe...could this actually be heaven?

Page 15:
Old dude: I'm sorry...
I could never give ya any of life's luxuries...

Old lady: Hohoho...I knew what I was getting into...
I'm glad we avoided all that, really...

I don't really care anymore...

but this poor child,
he's still so little...

Maybe we can still take him back to his parents...
If they're...

Ah-
SFX: Stappastappastappa

Page 16: [Awww.]

Page 17:
SFX: Click

SFX: Stappa

Old lady: We found one.

Old dude: Shhh-
Stay there.

Page 18:
SFX: BABAM
Text: Another of Osaka's huge monsters appears!

Bottom: Next Gantz will be in the 5/31 issue.