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Gantz 265

Gantz 265

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+ posted by HisshouBuraiKen as translation on Jan 19, 2008 06:18 | Go to Gantz

-> RTS Page for Gantz 265

I post this only because my comments are hilarious and true. Get the scan from Binktopia here.

This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the BEST FUCKING ISSUE OF ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF THE PRINTED PAGE.

Page 1:
Title: 0265 - Feminine Hell
Text: There is no deeper sin than that of idly standing on the sideline.
I know, because I, too, am frightened.

Page 2:
George: Khugh
Uuunngh!
SFX: Ooooh..
Uunnnn...
Aaah... [it's the chicks moaning...I love the stack of three butts right in the middle.]
Text: Separate, regenerate, and transform!
Shimaki is trapped!

Page 3:
George: Uh-
God damnit!
SFX: Aaaaaaaaah...
Ooooooooh...tee hee...

Kuwabara: *Gulp*

SFX: Rub rub rub rub

SFX: Rub rub rub rub

Page 4:
SFX: SPLURCH

SFX: SKLSH
KLSSH
KYAAAH

Page 5:
Kuwabara: Ya still alive?
Yo, Shimaki! Buddy!

C'mon, buddy!

SFX: GUUGUUGUU

Page 6: [H: ...Best fucking issue...]

PAge 7: [H: In the history of anything...Look at the fucking butt-pussy-eye!]

Page 8:
SFX: Splat

Page 9:
Chick 1: YAAAAAAAH!

Chicks: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
KYAAAAAAAAAAA!

Page 10:
Kuwabara: Whoa!

No way, not all at once, there's too many!
Let 'em split up again, then MAYBE!

Okay, but...damn...
They sure look hot... [H: I love this dude.]

Page 11:
Chicks: AAAAAAAAH!

Anzu: This's too much...
First...
First Muroya, now Shimaki...both dead...
What...what're we gonna do?

Page 12:
Katou: Get away from here.

Anzu: Y-you don't mean...

Katou: Tell those other girls to start running, too.

Kuwa: WAGH-

Page 13:
Kuwa: Ah-
Wha-
Whoa-
SFX: rub rub rub rub

Kuwa: Wangh-

Anzu: We gotta get as far away as we can...
chick 1: It's too late...
Chick 2: It's all over...the world's endin'...

Anzu: Hey, wait.
What're YOU gonna do?

Katou: That last guy's still alive...
I'll do everything I can

to save him.

Page 14:
Anzu: But-
Hey, WAIT!

Come back!

Nerdo: What's up with that guy...
He's hella weird...
but...

He's really cool, too.

Page 15:
Kuwa: Shit, they're suffocating me.

Am I really gonna die like this?

Page 16: N/A

Page 17:
SFX: Slip

Squeeze

Page 18:
Kuwa: Huuuaah-

Awwww YEAH!

Page 19:
SFX: Shink, Dash

Page 20:
Kuwa: Haw...
Haaah...
Haaaaah...

Ah..
Aww...
Yeeeeeeeah-

Katou: Wow.
He's...wow.

Page 21:
Kuwa: FUCK-

Page 22:
Kuwa: Ah-
AAAH-
FUCK-

Page 23:
Kuwa: YEAH, BITCH, YEAH!

SFX: Shlick shlick shlick

Page 24:
Nura: Ueeeh?
What's this?
What's this, now?
What's this?

Text: As Nurarihyon transforms again,
has this man's lust
rocked the alien's world?!

Bottom: Next issue - Katou steps up! On sale 1/31!

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#1. by arg (Intl Translator)
Posted on Jan 19, 2008
Quote by HisshouBuraiKen;691169:

Text: As Nurarihyon transforms again,
has this man's lust
rocked the alien's world?!


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
awesome
#2. by ChaosCloud (Registered User)
Posted on Jan 19, 2008
thanks hisshou
#3. by zidane (Global Moderator)
Posted on Jan 19, 2008
thanks Hisshou!

didn't even noticed that you already released your trans...

hope you'll still post'em in future...even if binktopia brings out a scan before that...

don't forget translators like me! ^^ :D

ok - there isn't much to translate - i know...

but there already were Chapters with much text in the past...the action will end soon again...i don't thin that Nurarihyon will survive this Sperm-Attack...stupid rapist :D

but still hilarious^^
#4. by coby0 (Registered User)
Posted on Feb 9, 2008
thanx for the translation
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