Naruto 417

The parallels between the Mangekyou and masturbation are too great to ignore...
not to mention the masturbation of Sasuke fans (and probably Kishimoto) every time they appear.


Page 1:
Title: The Raikage makes his move!
Side: The final authority in the Hidden Cloud, the Raikege. Voilence against his little brother is UNFORGIVABLE!

Page 2:
Text: Training on Myouboku reaches the most difficult part...

SFX: Womwom

SFX: THWACK
Naruto: OW!

Fukasaku: Can'tcha focus more?
Yer body's still movin' a lil'.
Remember, the key is ta STAY STILL!

Naruto: Urrrrgh...
I didn't think it was gonna be this hard without the oil!

Fukasaku: O'COURSE IT IS!
Bein' done with the oil don't mean yer on easy street now!

Page 3:
Fukasaku: Ya can't even move a millimeter!
Naruto: About that...I've been thinking...
Fukasaku: Eh?

Naruto: Why can't I just carry some of the oil with me for when it's time to fight?
Then I won't NEED to learn how to take in natural energy on my own.

Fukasaku: Ain't gonna work.
Naruto: Why?

Fukasaku: Outside 'a Myouboku's unique climate, the oil immediately starts ta evaporate
and disappear.

Naruto: Urk-
Really?

Fukasaku: Like I toldja!
The oil's just a tool ta help ya get the hang of it.

Page 4:
SFX: SWIP
Naruto: G-got it!

Fukasaku: Ya lack concentration, Naruto-chan! Y'ain't got what it takes yet!
Naruto: Uhh, actually...
I learned ALL about how to concentrate during my last training-
Fukasaku: Come with me!

Naruto: Where are we?
Fukasaku: This oughtta do it...

SFX: Hop hop

SFX: LEAP

Page 5:
SFX: hop hop
Fukasaku: Follow me, Naruto-chan!

Naruto: Uwhoaaa!
SFX: wobble wobble

Fukasaku: Stop yerflow as a livin' creature.

Find the single point where ya can balance yerself,
and focus on harmonizing with nature!
Naruto: WAGH-

AAAH!
SFX: SKraape

Page 6:
SFX: Snap

SFX: CRACK

Naruto: Wh-
whew...

Fukasaku: Ya can't learn to absorb nature's power until ya can "stop."

Page 7:
Suigetsu: WHY did you leave my Great Beheader behind?!

Karin: Cram it, Suigetsu!
Be grateful we even took you back!

Suigetsu: We? WE?!
Call me crazy, but I believe YOU were knocked out too!
Karin: Yeah, because I was protecting YOU guys!

Juugo: You BOTH protected us...we're all very close friends.
So please, stop fighting.

Suigetsu: Fine...
So Sasuke, are you really gonna use the Tailed Beasts' power?

Page 8:
Sasuke: Maybe, maybe not...
But whatever happed, I no longer NEED it.

Suigetsu: How come?

Sasuke: I've got a NEW power...one strong enough to obliterate the Leaf.

SFX: Slip

SFX: CLANK

Karin: Something wrong, Sasuke?

Page 9:
Sasuke: No...nothing.

Juugo: What is it, Karin?
Karin: I feel someone's chakra outside...
we've been followed.

Cloud-nin: Go on, go!

Page 10:
SFX: plip plip plip

SFX: STAB

SFX: Voom
Cloud-nin: Forgive me, Raikage-sama...my efforts to track them were in vain.

Page 11:
SFX: Zuzu

Zetsu-Robot: I see Sasuke got the job done.

Madara: Now we wait for Pain.

Page 12: N/A

Page 13:
Raikage: First Yugito, now Bee.
I still can't believe they got HIM!

Hottie: Jay's just send back a number of lizards.
If one of them reveals the enemy's location, we'll mobilize four platoons
to rescue the Great Killer Bee, and eliminate the enemy.

Raikage: One of my brother's kidnappers was an Uchiha, from the Leaf...
Why has an Uchiha joined Akatsuki?!

Hottie: Uchiha Sasuke...
He left the Leaf Village and has been considered a Rogue Ninja for some time now.

Raikage: Then why doesn't the Hokage have the damned traitor assassinated?!
Especially after they were so stubborn during the Hyuuga deal!

Page 14:
Dude: Senpai's lizards have stopped coming...

Raikage: Say WHAT?!

Hottie: Apparently Jay has been caught, or killed.
We no longer have any leads on the enemy hideout...

Raikage: Use what information we have, determine the most likely places, and hit them one by one!
Deploy a whole brigade if you have to!

Page 15:
Hottie: Y-Yes, sir.
Raikage: Then call in Samui's platoon! Tell her they're going to the Leaf Village and letting them know WE'RE handling Uchiha Sasuke now!
They're to bring back whatever info the Leaf has!

And organize a summit meeting of the Five Kages!
Akatsuki is going to PAY!

Boobs: Omoi, Karui.
Raikage-sama's called for us.

Page 16:
Omoi: What for? You think something's wrong?
Or maybe...we screwed up and he's gonna yell at us?
Should I have held the mayo when I had that potato?

Page 17:
Karui: You think too much, Omoi.
WHY would he yell at you for THAT?
He probably wants us to get him more protein shake.

Samui: You idiots wear me out.
My shoulder's already killing me...
SFX: Crach crach

Omoi: You shoulders hurt because your tits are too big...probably, anyways.
Maybe the shoulder pain's just a symptom, it could be-

Karui: Shut UP!
Can we go now, SANS the yapping?
Omoi: You need to think these things through.
Just because YOU have no tits, and therefore no shoulder pain, doesn't mean-

Karui: SHADDAP!
SFX: WHAM
Omoi: OUCH!
...That kick caused the pain-
Samui: Both of you, chill out, NOW.
Let's go!

Side: The Raikage takes direct action against Akatsuki...The times are about to change in the current Shinobi world!