Naruto 456

Page 1:
Text: Assasins come for Danzou's head!
Title: Naruto Heads Out!
SFX: FWOOSH

SFX: Clap clap clap clap

SFX: Suuuu

SFX: FWOOM

Page 2:
SFX: SKAAAAAAAAASH

Guys: GUAGH-
AAGH-
SFX: Skrrrrrrk

Guy: Oh God, it hurrrrrrts!
SFX: Clink clink

SFX: SKKKKSH
Guy: Nnnngh...

SFX: SPLURCH

SFX: THUD

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SFX: STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

Danzou: 7, 8, 9, 10....17.

SFX: SWOOSH

Naruto: Okay, I'm all set!
SFX: Tink

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Kakashi: Leave Naruto out of your report to the Hokage, okay?
Tell him he's not up to anything.

Sai: I see you still don't fully trust me.
Kakashi: Well, you're one of Danzou's men, and you're in charge of monitoring Naruto.

But you're ALSO a member of Team Kakashi.

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Kakashi: I have faith in you.

Naruto: He said
that he has faith in me!

Sai: What a strange feeling...

Kakashi: Bye now!
SFX: Fwip

SFX: Jump

SFX: smile

Page 6:
Fuu: They were Forest Country ANBU...stragglers from the Hannya Group.
Torne: Still up to their old tricks, waiting for that one chance to strike.
Stepping out of the shadows always seems to make things worse.

Danzou: As it should be. The world of ninja is one of shadows, where we should take pride in remaining anonymous.
But for villages and nations to become true powers, they must control both the light AND the shadows.

I will make the summit a success and force the world to recognize me as Hokage.
Even the jounin will be forced to accept my rule.
My time is finally at hand...!

SFX: Jump jump

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Karin: Wait, there's something up ahead!

SFX: rustle

SFX: Shhhhhhhhhhh

ANBU: What's going on here?
ANBU: Dunno...are they up to something?

Both: SEXY NO JUTSU!
SFX: CLAP

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SFX: VWOOOM

SFX: Tikatikatika

SFX: SLUMP

Kakashi: There, an hallucination of Naruto should be enough for you two.
I guess you're interested in the secrets of his Sexy no Jutsu...enjoy.

Looks like Root doesn't trust Sai much anymore.
SFX: Slip

Konohamaru: Crap! You're just too damn sexy!
Kakashi: Ah yes...

Konohamaru: You win, you win!
You keep getting further and further ahead of me, nii-chan!
We're s'posed to be rivals!
SFX: POOF POOF
Kakashi SFX: Peek

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Naruto: I heard all about you...
You took out one of Pain's bodies with the Rasengan!

You kicked ass, Konohamaru!
You're a hero now, too!

Konohamaru: Heheh...
Hehehehehehe!

Naruto: You learn faster than me, I'll say that much!
Next time we'll work on the Mega-Rasengan (Oodama Rasengan)!

Konohamaru: Yeah!
SFX: Jump

Page 10:
Omoi: My hand's cramping up!
What if it's carpal tunnel, my swordplay'll be all messed up!
If I lose my next fight because of this...

And die from my wounds...
Karui: Move you HANDS, not your LIPS!

Leaf: Umm...Could you all please keep the noise down?
SFX: Whisper
SFX: Bow
Samui: M-My apologies...

Karui: FINALLY!

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[Sign: Leaf Village Archives]
Samui: For the love of God, you're shinobi! You both need to play it cool!

Let's rejoin with Raikage-sama.
Omoi: Right!
SFX: Rub rub
Karui: Yeah!

SFX: Crick crick crick brrrrr

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Yamato: I'm afraid I need to place one of my wood-tracers on you.
I may not look it, but I'm very good at trailing people.

SFX: ZUZUZU
Yamato: I'd better tell Kakashi-senpai and Naruto.

SFX: Jump jump

Omoi: You think he's okay?

Karui: You say ONE MORE WORD and you'll end up WORSE than him, Omoi!
Omoi: I knew it, you're thinking about him, aren't you?

SFX: THWACK
Omoi: OUCH!

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Yamato: Let's start following them.
Naruto: Right!
SFX: Swish, stretch

SFX: Jump

Mizukage: Choujuurou, you sword Hiramekarei must be so heavy.
You're sure you're all right?
Choujuurou: Y-Yes ma'am...I'm a little overheated, but I'll-

Mizukage: Where?
SFX: Bonk

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Ao: You're too easy on Choujuurou, Fifth!
This is why I hate kids today!
You barely walked a few miles and you're already tired? Back in MY day-

Mizukage: Ao, we're not the "Blood Mist Village" anymore. Those dark days are behind us.
The Fourth Mizukage's reign of terror is OVER,
now stop waxing nostalgic about it.

Ao: S-Sorry...I, uh...
Misu: Okay, now that THAT nasty little conversation is over, let's eat.
I can't wait to try the food at this inn.

Chou: Oh-
Ao: What ARE we eating, anyways? You were in charge, Choujuurou, or did you have a previous engagement?
SFX: Twitch

Mizu: Engage...ment...
Engagement!

Chou: Well, I had problems picking something out,
and I never managed to pick something...
Ao: You useless sack of mud! You couldn't even follow through with the simplest job?!

Mizu: Engegement...had problems...couldn't...
follow through!!?

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Chou: I-I'm so sorry! I'll get the food right away!
Ao: Sheesh...you know, back in my day-

Mizu: Shut up, I'll KILL you.
Ao: Aaaack!

Aka: I've never been tuh the Iron Country before, I can't wait tuh get there.
Tsuchi: It's nothing to look forward to.
Kuro: What's it like, old timer?

Tsuchi: It's located beneath three huge mountains known as the "Three Wolves."
It's also a totally neutral country with its own unique history, culture, and formidable military.

The shinobi villages and countries decided long ago never to interfere with their nation. In fact...
They don't even have shinobi at all. Their military consists of a group...

Page 16:
Tsuchi: ...of warriors they call "samurai."

Karin: What's going on?
Suigetsu: Security's tight because of the Kage summit.
SFX: blurp splish

Sasuke: Juugo, get the animals to find us the least guarded path to the meeting area.
Juugo: Right.

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Mifune: I humbly apologize for the delay, Kazekage-dono.
I am the commander-in-chief of the Iron Country,
Mifune.

Gaara: Pleased to meet you.
I am Gaara, the Kazekage.

Kank: Oh MAN, it is FREEZING up here...this is like, bizarro-wind country.
Mifune: We have hot tea inside...please come with me.

Naruto: ACHOOOO!

Anyone else feel really cold all of a sudden?
Yamato: SHHHHHH!
We're supposed to be TAILING PEOPLE! Be QUIET!
Text: Everyone heads towards the meeting!