Naruto
294
Naruto 294 two in one! Left Brain + Right Brain! Iwa + Seishun!
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Update: have modified/improved/corrected/bastardized one line from the original draft. Heck, all my translations are drafts until proven otherwise! :p
Behold, teeming masses! I hold true to my promise of inflicting my translations upon you as long as there's not much text and Orocchan gets some lines!
Title: is boring and obvious to the point I don't really care to translate it. Read it in some other translation ;-)
Page 3.
Yamato-taichou-chan: All he had to do to get that big a shockwave was swing his arm!? You gotta be kidding me!
Sai-pseudo-sasuke-chan: I can't get any closer like this!
Page 10.
Nearly-half-a-Kyuubi-Naruto-kun: *Ugugu* (even *more* evil than Orocchan's *kukuku*...)
Page 11.
Yamato: I still can't believe it's not butter I'm seeing four tails already...
Sakura: Yamato-taichou, you...
Sakura: Know kinky things about Naruto, right?
Sakura: Just what's happening to him?
Yamato: Sakura... there's no need to worry...
Yamato: He's the main character More than anything, it's this kind of situation...
Page 12.
Yamato: That Tsunade made me her bitch That the higher-ups had in mind -
Yamato: - when they made me squad commander.
Kabuto: Well, well...I guess Sasori couldn't make it at all. That jerk!
Kabuto: The reason Sasori told you to come here...
Kabuto: Was probably that he was hoping you'd dispose of Orochimaru for him.
Kabuto: As Orochimaru-Sama's been a thorn,a prickly prick, on Akatsuki's side as well. He's such a tiger, Orocchan.
FOR THE RECORD: I REALLY LIKED NIHONGAERI'S TRANSLATION ON THIS LINE, PLUS IT WAS CORRECT (and mine wasn't). It doesn't hurt that I can know put in scratch off the "prickly prick" thing.
Kabuto: For Sasori to entertain such hopes means that he was impressed by your strength, but...
Page 13.
Kabuto: Sasori loathed* Orochimaru-Sama... and always went on about how he wanted to do away with him himself. He really didn't know when to shut up about it, I tell you!
*In my translations, "hatred" becomes "loathing"!!!!! :guns
Kabuto: That he would go back on that and send you guys instead...means that he can no longer do it himself. In other words...(*drumroll*...)
Kabuto: That he's either someone's bitch captive...
Kabuto: Or perhaps dead already.
Sakura: Bingo, four-eyes! Sorry to say this, but he's no more.
Kabuto: What wonderful news! I nearly wet myself!
Page 14.
Naruto: *Ugagaa*! (that's even worse than *ugugu*).
Page 16.
Orochimaru: Oh dear... THE BUBBLES! NOT THE BUBBLES! this is quite the predicament!
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Wonderful performance and translation by Iwanin. :ossu for you. It's great and interesting to read something like this. :D
-Ryoma Echizen
(Alright, I admit, the "oh dear" at the end was a completely conscious decision on my part)
smack my orochi up! :modsmack - (though wtf?! is more like what i thought reading this, i clicked :ossu)
We're all indebted to you in the first place, my friend ;) ! Ah, that reminds me... I wanted to pester you about a certain line from Death Note 95 Taylor and I were debating about ... later, though.
I know how school is - been there myself (and they'd have to put a gun to my head to get me back in - either that or offer me a job as a game developer in Japan, but you see what I mean).
:occa
-a poem inspired by your awesome translation :ossu