Kami Sen 7

Chapter 07

01

Text: A god's kiss...smells of fruit?
Title: Night 7 "Kiss of Calamity!?"

02

Box: Now then, in Fujimi City's shopping district is an old unused wooden door.
Box: Usually, if you go through it, nothing happens. But if you do so using a certain secret method...

Box: you can get to a shopping district where gods meet...
Text: Sensei! Isn't this a lot like Spirited Awa-gyaaaah!!

Shirohime: Hmm.
Sign: Matchmaking Specialist

Shirohime: They're all pretty expensive.

03

Shirohime: I was hoping to use a use a sacred item to get Makoto and Koutarou together...
Shirohime: but without any money I can't get anything worthwhile.

Shirohime: Hm?

Shirohime: Oh!
Shirohime: This is...!!

Shirohime: The high-level matchmaking item that only grows once every two hundred years.
Sign: Good Match Bean
Shirohime: The "Good Match Bean"!

Merchant: I'm sorry, Shirohime-sama.
Merchant: That's already been sold.

04

Shirohime: Who bought something that expensive?
Merchant: Fujimi City's god of music reserved it and paid for it in advance.
Merchant: Since it's a rare item I asked if I could show it off until she came to get it.

Shirohime: Kirika did?

Shirohime: Ohh.
Shirohime: Kirika, huh?
SFX: *smile*

Shirohime: Shopkeep! I'll take it to Kirika.
Merchant: Eh? I can't let you do that...
Shirohime: Don't worry. Kirika and I know each other.
Merchant: Oh... In that case, please do.

Shirohime: Nyah ha ha ha... I've gotten something nice!
Shirohime: If I use it to weaken Konoha, I'm sure Kirika won't mind.

05

Shirohime: Let's see. How to use the Good Match Bean.
Shirohime: If one person eats it, it will strengthen their fortune.
Shirohime: If you split the bean in half and two people eat it and they kiss afterwards, they will stay together for the rest of their lives.

Shirohime: So I have to feed the bean to the two of them.

Shirohime: I'll split it in two...

Shirohime: and put it in these manjus!
Shirohime: Then I'll feed them to Makoto and Koutarou...
Text on either side of Shirohime: Nyah ha ha ha

Makoto: I'm back.

06

Makoto: Hime-sama.
Makoto: Koutarou and Konoha have come to meet you.

Shirohime: Oh! Perfect timing...I mean...
Shirohime: Thanks for coming!

Koutarou: Nice to meet you... and it might sound odd, but...
Koutarou: Please take care of us.

Shirohime: Will do! I am Izumi's true guardian deity after all!
Text above Konoha: Mh

Shirohime: Long time no see, Konoha.
Shirohime: Do you remember me?

Konoha: That form...that voice...

Konoha: I don't remember you at all.
Konoha: But from the looks of you, you were too scrawny to remain in my memories!
Shirohime: I don't want a god of poverty saying that about me!!
Text above Shirohime: Nyaah!

07

Konoha: What part of this plump body looks like the body of a god of poverty!?
Konoha: The weight of my huge breasts makes my shoulders stiff!
Text above Konoha: Kaaah!
Text above Shirohime: Hmmph!
Shirohime: What do you mean huge breasts!? They're no bigger than mine!
Shirohime: That shows that you're a god of poverty!
Makoto: Is this what a battle between gods is like...?

Makoto: Quit that useless banter and let's have tea!
Makoto: Koutarou bought some cat food for you.

Shirohime: Nyah!?

Shirohime: Yay! They're all mine!
Shirohime: I'm gonna eat them all myself!
Makoto: Who else would want to eat them!?
Koutarou: Are all gods this weird...?

Shirohime: Mmm.
Shirohime: High-class canned cat food really does taste the best!

Shirohime: Excellent offering!
Shirohime: I must thank you, Koutarou!

Shirohime: Hm?

08

Shirohime: Where are they?
Makoto: They left while you were lost in your cat food, Hime-sama.
Makoto: Because otherwise you might have gotten into another fight.

Shirohime: Hmm... But I had something I needed Koutarou for...
Shirohime: Hm?

Shirohime: Where are the manjus that were here!?

Makoto: We ate them with our tea.
Shirohime: Whaat!?

Makoto: Huh!?
Makoto: The Good Match Bean!?

09

Shirohime: Does your body feel hot at all!?
Makoto: No, not really.

Shirohime: Then Koutarou and Konoha must have eaten the bean...

Shirohime: This is bad...
Shirohime: This is an emergency!

Makoto: An emergency...?
Makoto: What do you mean!?

Shirohime: If those two get together while they have the power of that bean...
Shirohime: Konoha's poverty power will reach its maximum.

Shirohime: And the city will be destroyed!!

Makoto: What!?

10

Makoto: Wh-what do you mean by "get together"!?
Shirohime: I don't want to say it straight out, so...

Shirohime: It means...
Shirohime: their bodies and souls will be united!

Makoto: U...
Makoto: United!!

Shirohime: When Konoha fell in love...
Shirohime: she sealed herself before it could get that far.

Shirohime: The Good Match Bean's power is very great!
Shirohime: Once they kiss, no once can stop it!

11

Shirohime: We can't let that happen!
Shirohime: We have to keep them from getting together!!

Shirohime: Hm!?
Makoto: U-united...

Makoto: Hey! What are you doing!
Shirohime: Let's go, Makoto!!

SFX: *fidget*

SFX: *glance*

12

SFX: *stare*

Konoha: Uhh...
Konoha: Something's not right...
On Konoha's shirt: Konoha-tan

SFX: *glance*

SFX: *stare*

Koutarou: What is it, Konoha-sama?

Konoha: N-nothing!
Konoha: I wasn't paying too much attention to you or anything!

13

Konoha: It's just... I've been feeling feverish ever since we got back.
Koutarou: Feverish? Do you have a cold?

Koutarou: But Kyouko-san looks fine.
Koutarou: Odd...

Koutarou: Hmm...

Koutarou: You don't feel like you have a fever...
Koutarou: Maybe you just think you do.

Konoha: K-Koutarou.
Konoha: There might be something wrong with me!

14-15

Konoha: When I look at you, I...I...

Konoha: Argh.
Konoha: I can't hold back!!

Koutarou: Eh?

Koutarou: K-Konoha-sama!?

Konoha: I-I don't really want to do this!
Konoha: I don't want to...

Koutarou: Eh!? Um...

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SFX: *stare*
On Kyouko's shirt: Kyouko-tan
On brother's shirt: Indian

Koutarou: K-Konoha-sama!
Koutarou: You might actually have a fever!
On the back of brother's shirt: Curry

Brother: Bro! Don't hold back. Continue!!
Koutarou: Like I would!!

Konoha: Ugh...Why is my heart beating so quickly...
Konoha: Is this because of a fever?

17

SFX: *step* *step* *step*

Shirohime: Yes! That's right!
Shirohime: It's all because of a fever!!

Koutarou: !? Makoto?
SFX: *pant* *pant*

Shirohime: It looks like we made it in time!
Makoto: What do we do now?

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Shirohime: First I have to get Konoha away from him!

Shirohime: At times like this you should get in some hot water. It'll make you feel better!
Konoha: Yes... I am sweating a lot...
Konoha: I'll do that.

Koutarou: Eh!? You can't do that when you have a fever!
Shirohime: Don't be silly.
Shirohime: What do you know about gods!?

Shirohime: Getting in the bath gets rid of fevers for gods!!
Shirohime: Everyone knows that!!

Koutarou: That really sounds like it's made up!
Koutarou: Why are you two here, anyway!?

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Shirohime: There's no time to explain!
Shirohime: We have to get rid of the bean's effects!
Makoto: How?

Shirohime: You can get rid of the bean's effects with a kiss from a rival...
Shirohime: In other words...

Shirohime: Makoto, you need to KISS Koutarou!

Makoto: ...Eh?

Shirohime: Now, Makoto, do it with all your heart!
Shirohime: If you don't hurry, Konoha will come back!
Text: Nyaah!

Makoto: I-I can't just do that all of a sudden...

20

Makoto: I-it would be my first kiss...
Makoto: I at least want it to be a bit more romantic...

Shirohime: Romance doesn't put cat food on the table!
Shirohime: Hurry!
Text: Unyaah!

Makoto: Okay!

Makoto: Koutarou!!

Makoto: You'd better take responsibility for this!!
Koutarou: Eh!?
Koutarou: W-wait! Responsibility!?

21

Kirika: Shirohimeeeee!

Kirika: You stole my Good Match Bean!
Kirika: You damn stray cat!!

22

Shirohime: Eep! This isn't good!

Kirika: I bought that in order to get back the fortune Konoha has taken!
Kirika: Where is it!?
Makoto: Did you steal that!?
Shirohime: Umm, well...

Shirohime: It was Konoha!!
Text left of Shirohime: Nyaaah!
Shirohime: I was bringing it to you and Konoha took it and ate it with Koutarou!
Makoto: You're worse than the god of poverty...

Kirika: Damn you, Konoha! How far will go to get in my way!
Kirika: I won't forgive you!!

Kirika: Since it's come to this...

23

Kirika: I'll steal the lips of Konoha's lover...
Kirika: and get half the power of the bean!!

Koutarou: Wah wah wah!?

Makoto: What are you doing!?

24

Kirika: What's wrong with getting back what's yours!
Kirika: Just keep quiet, # 2!
Makoto: Who's # 2!?
Shirohime: Don't lose, Makoto!

Brother: Wow! You sure are popular, bro!
SFX below brother's bubble: *smack* *smack*
Text above: brother: Mkeeee!
Koutarou: I wouldn't call this popularity.
Koutarou: I don't even know what's going on...

Gramps: Koutarou! Come here a second!
Gramps: There's something wrong with Konoha-sama!

Koutarou: With Konoha-sama!?

Koutarou: It must be because she got in the bath while not feeling good!
Koutarou: I guess it was inevitable!

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Konoha: Ugh...
Konoha: How long is Koutarou going to take...?

Koutarou: Are you okay, Konoha-sama?

Konoha: Oh, Koutarou!
Konoha: I've been waiting for you!

Konoha: There really is something wrong with me today...
Konoha: And I know how to fix it!

Konoha: I just have to do this!

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Konoha: To heal this illness...
Konoha: I have to kiss you.

Koutarou: Eh!?

Konoha: I-it's just to heal my illness.
Konoha: Don't make any mistake why I'm doing this!

Koutarou: K-Konoha-sama...

27

Shirohime: Mh!?

Text above both Kirika and Makoto: Haa
Shirohime: Where's Koutarou!?

Brother: He went to check on Konoha-sama.
Shirohime: Whaat!?

Konoha: Don't get embarrassed. This is just me taking my medicine!
Koutarou: B-but...

Shirohime: Hurry!!
Shirohime: We have to stop them!

28-29

Shirohime: You two, wait!!

Koutarou: Waah!!

Shirohime: Oh...
Shirohime: Oh, no!

30

Shirohime: Oh, no! Konoha's true form is coming out!

Makoto: True form!?

31

Shirohime: As a god, Konoha is a giant fox exceeding 10 meters in height.
Shirohime: If her true form comes out, her divine energy will be enough to turn the area to dust!

Makoto: N-no way!

Koutarou: Konoha-sama!!

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SFX: Pshhhh

Konoha: Mhhh...

SFX: Zzzz

SFX: Zzzz
Kirika: What happened!?

Shirohime: Hmm, this is odd.
Shirohime: Her divine energy has gone back to normal.

Shirohime: Ah.
Shirohime: Could it be...?

33

Shirohime: Did Konoha eat all the manjus by herself!?
Koutarou: Yes. She said something about getting back what was spent on the cat food.

Shirohime: So Konoha just got fortune from the bean!
SFX: Zzzz
Makoto: But she kissed Koutarou!

Shirohime: If you eat the entire Good Match Bean yourself, it has a side effect of making you want to get with the person you love.
Shirohime: That power must have been directed towards Koutarou who was nearby.

Makoto: Well, that was all a huge false alarm!
Kirika: This is what you get for using other people's things!
Shirohime: It's all fine, because everything ended up all right!

Shirohime: When Konoha wakes up, she won't remember what happened.

Shirohime: The only problem is...

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Shirohime: now Koutarou is going to have Konoha on his mind because of that kiss!

Koutarou: Huh!?

Shirohime: Nyaah!

Shirohime: I'll make him forget it all with my kiss!
Shirohime: Makoto, you help, too!!
Koutarou: Ah! Wait!
Kirika: I see you're going all out on the stupidity.

Konoha: I feel so happy...
Text left of Konoha: Munyah...
Text: Konoha-sama's face looks so cute while she sleeps.