Kami Sen 9

Chapter 09

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Text at top: Volume 1 is on sale now!
Text on either side of Konoha: I always want to see your smiling face under the clear, blue sky!
Title: Night 9 "The Final Day of the Izumi Family!?"

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Koutarou: Ohhh!
Koutarou: It's cleared up!
Text: The strange downpour has passed and the Izumi family can breathe a sigh of relief, but...

Koutarou: The rain has finally ended.

Koutarou: That's certainly a relief.

Koutarou: Now I just have to make up with Konoha-sama...
Koutarou: but she's so mad she won't even let me see her.

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Koutarou: I can't believe that Konoha-sama and I just getting a little bit close...
Koutarou: would cause a natural disaster that almost submerged the town.
Koutarou: Maybe that's why Konoha-sama sealed herself...

Koutarou: But if it was...maybe it would be better if I let her stay mad at me...

Brother: You can't! You need to hurry up and make up with her!

Brother: She told me not to tell you...
Brother: but things have gotten bad for her.
Brother: And my purpose in life is to take pictures of her...

Koutarou: Things have gotten bad?

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SFX: Booom

Koutarou: What!?

Brother: I-it's an earthquake!
Koutarou: No! It isn't shaking outside!

Koutarou: Gramps! What's happening!?
Gramps: I don't know!
Gramps: The sound is coming from the front of the inn!

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Koutarou: Hm?
Signs: Under Construction

Koutarou: What's this!?
Koutarou: When did this area get fenced off!?

Gramps: Hey!
Gramps: What the hell!?

Koutarou: Wha-!?

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Koutarou: An iron ball!?

Koutarou: Why is an iron ball smashing up the place!?

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Brother: Is the hot spring being demolished!?
Koutarou: Hey, hey! I didn't hear anything about that!

Koutarou: Hey! Construction workers!
Koutarou: Someone!

Koutarou: Odd! There's no one here!
Brother: Then how is that moving!?

Koutarou: For now we have to get Konoha-sama and everyone out of here!

Koutarou: Konoha-sama!
Koutarou: Wake up, Konoha-sama!

Konoha: ...What!? I told you I don't want to see your face!
Sign: Konoha's Shrine
Konoha: Don't call for me so familiarly!

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Koutarou: I know you're mad...
Koutarou: but this isn't the time!
Konoha: Shut up!
Konoha: Get out of here!

Koutarou: No! It's dangerous here!
Koutarou: I'm coming in!

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Koutarou: Wh....
Koutarou: What's going on!?

Konoha: Mh?
Konoha: What do you mean?
Konoha: I'm the same as always.

Koutarou: No, no, no! You're body's turning to stone!
Koutarou: And in some weird pose!
Konoha: Huh? Stone?
Konoha: My giant breasts are as soft and bouncy as ever!
Koutarou: No, they're rock hard!

Koutarou: Is this because of your distance from me...?

Konoha: It has nothing to do with that! And anyway, I broke off my relationship with you!
Konoha: If you touch me, I'll give you a horrible punishment!

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Koutarou: You say that, but you can't move, can you!?
Konoha: Ha! I can move all I want!

Konoha: Gramps! Yuujirou!
Konoha: Carry me out of here!
Text left of bubble: Mkyaaaah!
Koutarou: So you can't move!

Koutarou: Ahh!!
Koutarou: It's already that destroyed!
Gramps: Konoha-sama! Do something as our guardian deity!

Konoha: You fool!
Konoha: I already have!

Konoha: I put my protective powers on the inn.
Konoha: It wouldn't budge an inch in even a powerful earthquake!

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Konoha: To break through my powerful protection and destroy the inn...
Konoha: there's something odd about that iron ball!
Konoha: I sense evil divine energy!

Koutarou: Eh!?
Koutarou: Then another god is doing this!?

Geitsu: Heh heh...
Geitsu: A wonderful guess.

Geitsu: Well, even if you know that, you can't do anything about it.

Koutarou: You're...!

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Koutarou: Geitsu Financing!!

Konoha: Gay?
Geitsu: I told you, it isn't gaaaay!!

Koutarou: I thought you were dead!
Koutarou: Geitsu!
Geitsu: I'm not! I'm not dead!
Geitsu: Don't just kill people off in your head!

Geitsu: Look at my arm!
Geitsu: This is what happened to it thanks to that god of poverty!

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Geitsu: After that, my company went bankrupt and my house burned down.
Geitsu: I went broke just like that!

Geitsu: But there are plenty of people who want to get rid of that god of poverty.
Geitsu: I borrowed their power and now I'm back.

Geitsu: I'm going to make sure to pay you back for what you did!
Text left of Geitsu: Heh heh heh...

Koutarou: People who want to...
Koutarou: get rid of Konoha-sama!?

Geitsu: Now then, time for a quiz.
Geitsu: Do you...
Geitsu: know what this is?

Gramps: You don't mean...!?

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Geitsu: Yes. This is the title deed to the hot spring.
On paper: Land Title Deed
Geitsu: As the owner, I'm free to destroy it or burn it to the ground.

Gramps: So that iron ball is your doing!

Koutarou: We don't have any debt anymore!
Koutarou: We won't be fooled by that fake title deed!

Koutarou: Right, gramps!?
Gramps: Eh?
Gramps: Uh...yeah...

Koutarou: Eh?
Koutarou: What? Why won't you look me in the eye?
Gramps: Eh? Um...
Gramps: Actually...

Gramps: When we made a bunch of money on the diet thing, I got carried away and lost a bunch of money by gambling.
Koutarou: Waaaaah!

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Geitsu: Now to destroy this run down inn.
Geitsu: It will be reborn as New Geitsu Hot Spring.

Geitsu: And once the run down inn is gone...
Geitsu: the strange god that lives there...
Geitsu: will be weakened even further.

Konoha: Mh!

Konoha: I went to all the work of getting rid of all your bad karma!
Konoha: And now you've gathered up a bunch more bad karma by resenting it and coming back for revenge.
Konoha: I guess I'll have to give you an even greater punishment or you won't learn your lesson!

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Geitsu: Heh heh heh...
Geitsu: When you're all hardened up like that, your dreadfulness seems to be halved.
Konoha: Mh.

Geitsu: Well, since I was going up against a fearsome god like you...
Geitsu: I made sure to prepare one of my own.

Geitsu: It's your turn,
Geitsu: Kotori-sama!

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Koutarou: Is she...
Koutarou: the god that's moving that iron ball!?

Kotori: Ah wah wah!

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Kotori: My name is Kotori!
Kotori: I am a god of absolute justice who saves the just and destroys those who would bring harm to the world!

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Kotori: ...What?
Kotori: Do you have a problem with me!?

Koutarou: Um...well...
Koutarou: Your panties are up there...
SFX: Snap

Kotori: Oh...
Kotori: Did you think I screwed up!?

Kotori: Just so you know, I did that on purpose!
Kotori: I always make sure to take off my panties before fighting!

Koutarou: Uh...
Koutarou: This stubborn refusal to admit a mistake...

Koutarou: Could this god...
Koutarou: be one of the ones Benten-sama mentioned...?

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Konoha: ...Hey, you!

Konoha: I don't know what kind of god you are...
Konoha: but if you claim to be an ally of the just...
Konoha: then why are you helping a villain!?

Kotori: Don't misunderstand!
Kotori: I'm helping this man...
Kotori: because he's a victim of yours!

Kotori: My goal is to scatter misfortune and to exterminate the evil god who is causing the people to suffer!
Kotori: That means I have to destroy you, Konoha-sama, and your followers, the Izumi family!

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Geitsu: Heh heh...Unlike you, Kotori-sama really is a god of justice.
Geitsu: Don't worry about the small things.

Geitsu: Now, Kotori-sama. The god of poverty is weakened.
Geitsu: Hurry up and finish her off!

Konoha: Wait! Don't be tricked!
Konoha: I'm not an evil god!
Konoha: He just wants to have revenge on us!

Kotori: The one trying to trick me...

Kotori: is you!!

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Gramps: What the-!?

Konoha: Mh!?
Konoha: This power is...!

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Konoha: It's the power breathe life into the lifeless!
Konoha: The power of the god of the underworld!

Koutarou: The god of the underworld!?
Koutarou: Then she is your...

Kotori: Be destroyed!

Kotori: Evil god and her followers!!

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Konoha: Not good!
Konoha: Everyone take cover behind me!

Gramps: Waaah!

Konoha: Unh!

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Konoha: Gaah!

Kotori: You made the giant iron ball rust over and crumble in an instant.
Kotori: As expected of an evil god of destruction.
Kotori: But...

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Kotori: Can you defend...
Kotori: against this!?

Gramps: Waaah! We're gonna die! We're definitely gonna diiiie!

Koutarou: Wait!
Koutarou: By any chance, have you lost your memories!?

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Koutarou: If so, you and Konoha-sama...
Koutarou: might be sisters!

Kotori: Don't treat me...

Kotori: like I'm the same as an evil gooood!

Konoha: Ghh!

Koutarou: I thought so! When Konoha-sama uses her powers, the petrification gets worse!
Koutarou: She's acting tough, but is she really okay!?

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Konoha: If I couldn't hold back this level of spiritual power...
Konoha: I'd be worthless as a guardian deityyyyy!

Koutarou: Way to go!
Koutarou: You blocked it, Konoha-sama!

Koutarou: She's pretty exhausted!
Text right of Kotori: Haa haa
Koutarou: We might be able to talk with her calmly right now!

Koutarou: Konoha-sama!
Koutarou: I'm going to try to convince her. Please don't use your powers!

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Koutarou: ...Konoha-sama?

SFX: Crumble

Koutarou: Konoha-samaaaaa!
Text: Kamisen. Fin. Just kidding. My editor is feeling the tension too. Wait for next chapter!