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Well, I managed to get one done today. This is a good one. Shiratori's an interesting character. The flashback's not all that thorough, it's like just enough details to get a gist of what his life was. It's a neat style.
[Real 75 Translation by Kewl0210]
Shira: Having fun, you pieces of crap...?
Nobu: What's gonna happen if it gets out that he deceived this big an audience?!
If they find out that his body's in no condition for pro wrestling!
He might just be able to make it now.
You've already done plenty, Shiratori-san.
I don't want to see you really embarrass yourself
on top of not being able to stand or walk.
Guy: Just how high
will the two suns rise?!!
Matsuzaka and Shiratori!!
The two hottest young warriors out there right now have formed a tag team!
----The Rising Suns!!
Tonight, they finally make their first attempt at the throne of MWP Tag Kings!!
Will this be their first coronation?!
Will they grab hold of the heavens----?!
[I guess they did.]
Guy: Make it out to Isaji-san.
C'mon, smile. You're so uptight.
Shira: Matsuzaka gets all the girls.
All I get are old men.
I was asked for an autograph by a 40-something year old man that watches MWP.
Wife: Well, that's because Matsuzaka-kun is the one with the looks.
Shira: We're even on looks!! And that's being modest!
Shira: Hey, Momo-chan. You think that daddy's actually got a lead on him, right?
Guy: Looks like we've got some fresh ones...
They've got outstanding reflexes.
And most of all, they're appealing.
SFX: PIKO PIKO
Guy: I've been watchin' MWP for 40 years...
but now I know the next 10 years will be in good hands.
This guy's good.
Shira: Puerto Rico...?
Um... But we have Rising Suns battles for defending our title...
Guy: Two suns----------
If there are two suns, then it's never night, right?
Guy: What do you think of a world where it's always bright?
We'd get all worn out. Unserious guys like me
really like nighttime. Nuhuhu.
Guy: One sun is enough.
Shira: But why am I the heel
and Matsuzaka's the babyface?
I'm not a sun...?
Guy: Hey, Jap.
Guy: Are you an amateur?
Shira: Shit. He broke it.
Guys: Get 'im!!
Get that Japanese guy!
Sign: Kourakuen Hall
Paper: Drop dead
Paper: Shiratori's a moron
Shira: What, this guy again?
He does nothing but write complaints. Those bastards are the worst.
Paper: Today's also my
third year of high school, but he's an old man
they gave him that nickname
they [These are all fragments of sentences so it's not really good make sense. You can leave that out if you want.]
Paper: The match was really good.
I really got a kick out of watching it. ["kick" inside starburst]
Paper: (12) Broom
Shira: Is that a penname...?
What's the 12 mean... The 12th letter?
Let's see some more! Hahaa!
Shira: My fans are shit.
They muster up voices that don't reach anywhere.
[The bubbles are just filled with scribbles]
Shira: Starting tomorrow, I've got some more boring days again...
And whose fault is that-----?
Young Pro Wres
Middle: (Special Collection)
The Rising Sun
Bottom: Scorpion Shiratori [Cut off]
[This paper is the same except it says Matsuzaka Manba on the bottom]
Papers: MWP Scorpion Shiratori
Shiratori Penis [Next to that, with the corner cut off]
Evil will be vanquished [Big letters]
Die, Scroption! [Middle]
Shit bastard [Lower middle, corner cut off]
Fixed Game Fixed Game [Left, most of it cut off]
An ugly guy like you could never beat Matsuzaka-san [Left, folded]
DIE [Left, big]
Die, okay? [Heart] [That's written 4 times on the far left paper]
Shira: I want to get stringer------
People: Get outta hereeere!
That's dirty, you bastaaaard!
Get lost, Shiratori!
Shira: My three favorite things when I was a kid
were rhinoceros beetles, lions, and tyrannosauruses.
I sure ended up a long ways from my dream.
I was supposed to be a hero.
Graffiti: Shitty bastard
Shira: The president's shit.
They're just trying to make him look good.
I'm the strong one......!!
Wife: Let's split up.
Paper: Notification of Divorce
Someone: What's strong about you?
What exactly is the difference
between people that hate you and your fans?
Shira: What exactly
am I still in the pro wrestling circuit for?
Guy: This man----
is the most fiendish in all of MWP history!!
The growing darkness!!
In the blue corner
the dark emperor-----
Oooh, her's got 'im!
Someone: Are Iron Noge's legs out?
Now, will he finish it?
How about we get goin' here...?
[Uh, the thing is these are a headache and basically unreadable so I really don't wanna do them. They're also irrelevant to the story. It's either meaningless or it's covered elsewhere.]