Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Special : 2005

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Katekyo Hitman REBORN!
Amano Akira

Reborn VS the Evil Hitmen

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Lenny: At last, we've arrived in Japan.

Lenny: But, this country sure stinks of soy sauce, Manny.
Manny: Really? The fried chicken is really good though, Lenny.

Police: Hey, you there--!

Police: You two brats there--!!
It was you! The two of you stole all the fried chicken from the supermarket, right!!?

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Lenny: The police, eh?
One thing the whole world has in common—them adults always underestimate us kids.
Manny: And they always regret it, then!

Police: I've got you!
!?
He disappeared?

Lenny: I am Speedy Lenny.

Lenny: When it comes to speed, I won't lost to anyone!

Manny: Don't keep all the fun to yourself, Lenny.
Otherwise, I won't be able to show off my super strength, then!

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Lenny: Don't be impatient, Manny.
You'll get your chance with our next target.

Lenny: After all, we came all the way here to kill…
the strongest hit man of the mafia's Vongola Family—Reborn.

Lambo: Gahahaha! Give it up, Reborn!

Lambo: How'd you like the taste of my water attack! Shaaaa---!

Lambo: Hey~ Did'ya see that? Did'ya? Isn't Mister Lambo powerful~~~
!

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Lambo: Hey! Hold it right there! Don't you dare ignore Mister Lambo!!

Lambo: Must. En. Dure.

Lenny: Oi, shrimp. You just said the name, Reborn, didn'tcha?
You know where he lives?
Lambo: !

Lambo: Apologize for hitting me first--!!
Otherwise, I'm not tellin' anything!

Lenny: If we torture this guy, that Reborn guy may just show himself.
Let's do it, Manny.
Manny: Gotcha, then.
Lambo: Gulp.

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Lambo: Mister Lambo just remembered something he has to do!

Lenny: This way's a dead-end.
Lambo: Gyaaaaa!!

Manny: POW!
Lambo: Pyaa!

Lambo: Guyaaa!!

Lambo: Dumbass!!
You're all pieces of shit!!

Lenny: I see. You wish to die.
Then, your time has come.
I'm going to kill you!!

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Lenny: Wha!?

Tsuna: Oi! What are you guys up to?

Lenny: Oh? Friends, eh?
Your lifespan just increased by a little.

Tsuna: Oi, Lambo?
Oi, what happened!
Are you all right?

Tsuna: You… you guys… don't look like you're… playing with Lambo… huh….
Manny: Kuahaha.
This guy is stupid, then.

Lenny: We were tying to kill this little shrimp.
Since we're hit men, after all.
Tsuna: HIT MEN!?

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Tsuna: (Who the heck are these guys! Why do these weird children keep appearing here…!!)
Could it be… you guys… know Reborn, too?

Lenny: Ohhh? You know of Reborn, too, eh?
Manny: We'll kill you next, then.

Tsuna: HAAAH!?
What on earth for-!?

Lenny: Oho… good try, eh? That speed is not bad at all.

Lenny: For a shrimp, that is!!

Background: Gyouza Fists

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Tsuna: All right, Yipin!
Get them with your Gyouza Fists!

Yipin: *Gibberish*

Lenny: Hn?

Tsuna: It's a direct hit but he's unaffected?
D-doesn't he breathe!?

Manny: Such a soft technique, then, that one.
Lenny: I hope you have something better up your sleeve. Otherwise…

Lenny: That's not going to work on our mechanical bodies!

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Tsuna: Robots!?
Lambo: Gyaaa!

Lenny: We of the Macchina Family will use our cyborg technology to control the world! We're the hi-tech mafia of the new century!
Killing Reborn is our first step to show the rest of the mafia world that our technology is both highly advanced and powerful!

[* Macchina is Italian for machine.]

Tsuna: What the heck is this-!?
So, mafia comes in all types of flavor too!?

Lenny: So, then, kung-fu shrimp. What are you going to show us next?

Tsuna: Ah!
Yipin!!
Don't hide behind me!!

Lenny: Pfft. You've finally realized how scary we are, eh? But, it's too late.
Tsuna: Eeeee!
Wait!
Time out--!

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Lenny: !
Manny: ?

Lenny: Who's there?!
Manny: A bone?

Reborn: Rather tasty,
this fried chicken.

Tsuna: Ah!

Tsuna: Reborn!
Reborn: Ciaossu.

Manny: That's OUR chicken, then!!
Lenny: You've finally showed yourself, Reborn! Just as I thought, these guys are your friends!

Tsuna: We're in big trouble!
Lambo: Get them, Reborn!
Those guys piss me off!!

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Reborn: Shut up.
Lambo: Gyaaaa!

Tsuna: Eeehhh--!?

Lenny: Wha-
Wait, weren't they friends!?

Reborn: I'm done eating. See ya.

Tsuna: Wait a minute! Do something about this!!
Those two are opponents you have to defeat, right!?
Reborn: I've said it before.

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Reborn: I will not fight an opponent inferior to me.

Lenny: What-!!
Manny: You're treating us as idiots, then!!

Lenny: Don't be so cocky, you little shrimp!!
Can you even keep up with my speed!?

Lenny: !

Lenny: Gah!!!

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Lenny: Something's caught my foot!!
Ahh!!

Lenny: It's that puny cow's hair!!
Wh-what the hell happened to it!?

Reborn: When the Dying Will bullet is shot through the temple, it becomes the Hair Growing bullet.
It causes the person shot by it to have really fast hair growth.

Tsuna: Oh, right!
The bullet he just shot at Lambo was a Dying Will bullet!!

Reborn: That speed you're so proud doesn't mean anything if you can't even move.
Lenny: Kuh!

Lenny: You bastard~!
Don't get cheeky with me!!

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Lenny: In that case, I'll have to show you…
our true strength.

Lenny: Let's go, Manny!!

Lenny: DOCKING!!

Tsuna: No… no way!?
That's ridiculous-!!!

Lenny: Now, we will have both speed and power.
We are the strongest, perfect cyborg!!

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Lenny: Die! Reborn!!

Lenny: !!?
He… dodged it…?
Reborn: You're not as fast as you claim you are.

Lenny: !!
Impossible!!!

Lenny: Now, I'm really pissed off!!
Damn it!!
If I can catch you just for one second--!!

Reborn: This is so troublesome.
Manny: I did it! I caught you, then!
Lenny: Fuhahaha! Crush him to bits!! Cry!! Scream!!

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Manny: Guh… Eh…? I can't crush him at all, then!!
Lenny: Impossible… Use your full power!!
Reborn: You guys are really noisy.
Didn't I already say I don't have time to play with inferior opponents?

Reborn: Go play by yourselves.

Reborn: When the Dying Will bullet is shot through both cheeks…

Reborn: it becomes the Staring Game bullet.
Lenny: Geeh!!?

Lenny: You! You bastard!! How dare you make a fool out of us!!
You've really pissed us off completely!!

Lenny: Now, we're going to use our super destructive killing missiles to wipe out this town!!
Fuhahaha!! It's too late for regrets!!

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Tsuna: Uwaah!!
This is getting worse!!

Reborn: The ones who should be having regrets are the two of you.
Let me show you a different side of the Dying Will bullet.

Tsuna: Ah!
The pacifier is glowing!!!

Reborn: Go to hell.

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Lenny: Ehm… what…?
No way… Hold on… wait…

Lenny: Bugyaahhh!!!

Tsuna: You took care of those two cyborgs so easily…
Reborn, you are really incredibly powerful…

Reborn: Uwah!
Lambo's hair has grown all the way over here!! Reborn, do something!!
Reborn: I'm going home.

Box: He looks like a baby.
Girls: Look! Look!

Girls: Such a cute baby!!
Are you going home by yourself?
Reborn: Ciaossu.
Box: But, he's actually an incredibly powerful hit man! His name is Reborn!!

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Originally published in Weekly Shounen JUMP Special Compilation Issue "JUMP HEROES" 2005