Mata Mata 1

Reserved for Kanapox

Mata Mata One Shot

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Master: Welcome

>sign: Kitty Cafe

Woman: Kyaaa~~~

Woman: Kyaaa~~

Box: Cats, cats, and more cats

Box: My name is Amegami Hairu. Right now, I'm working part time in my parent's cafe during my first year of high school

Box: My grades are about average, I'm not too bad at sports. But the thing I really like is the smell of coffee beans

Woman: He's soo~~ooo cute isn't he now?

Woman: Yes you are! popo-chan

Woman: Pet thieves have been appearing lately, so you be careful okay?

Kitty: nyaa

Master: No need to worry, my babies know not to approach anyone they don't know

Woman: That's great!

Box: And...

Hairu: Hiii!

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Hairu: WAHHHH~~~!!!

Woman: My My! Everyone seems to love Hairu-kun huh

Master: That's true. For some reason, animals just can't seem to get enough of him
>I'm so jealous of that

Box: ...the thing I hate the most are animals

Master: Oh no~~~~ Not the plates.....That's coming out of your pay you know

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An approaching crisis for the boy that animals love too much?!

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Master: Hairu, can you go get some more supplies from the store house?

Hairu: Let's see....sugar...coffee beans...
>and....silver pine cologne
T/N: Silver pine, also known as catnip

Hairu: Mmm~~~mmm that smells good~~

Girl: Master, you don't need to go so far...

Hairu: Tears don't suit a pretty girl like you

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Hairu: Just think of it as a little bit of service from me

Hairu: Please have a seat

Girl: Thank you. This coffee is wonderful...

>lil txt next to him: ufufu ahahah

Hairu: I'll definitely have my own shop some day!

Hairu: Here it is

Tamako: Master...

Hairu: Eh?

Hairu: Waaahhhh~~~
>Bwahh!!

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Hairu: Oww~~~

Hairu: Eh?! A....girl...

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Hairu: Eh.....!?

Hairu(thought): Am....am I dreaming?!

Hairu: Uhm....excuse....

Tamako: This smell....this flavor....I've finally found you master

Hairu: Eh?!

Tamako: Why....why did you abandon us...
>Answer me, master....

Hairu: Wait a minute!!

Hairu: I...don't even know you....
>And what in the world do you mean by master!!

Tamako: You've forgotten me master....?

Tamako: Then I'll make you remember

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Tamako: Do you remember now?

Box: Tamako

Hairu: Gyaaaa~~!!! A person changed into a cat!!
>How?! By magic??

Tamako: Master...what are you talking about

Tamako: If you live for about 100 years, your tail splits and doing something like this is normal

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Hairu: Wha....100 years?!

Hairu: Then...you're a youkai?!
Note: Youkai = demon/ghost

Tamako: I'm not a youkai!! I'm a nekomata!!
>Don't group me with them!!
Note: Two tailed monster cat

Hairu: But it's the same thing!!

Tamako: Then talking is over

Tamako: NYAAHH~~~!!!

Tamako: Mour myext! (You're next!)

Hairu: Wahhh~~~~

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Tamako: I've searched for you for over 120 years!!

Tamako: And now by my hands....
>You will die!!!!

Master: Hey Hairu, how long does it take to--

Master: What the hell is this!!

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Sign: Warning!! This building condemned. Please keep out!

>3 lil bubbles: breathing sounds

Hairu: Why is this youkai following me...this is so bad...

Hairu: No wait, I'm just having a bad dream! There's no way this type of thing is real...
>Yeah that's it, no mistaking it, gotta be a bad dream!

Hairu: Ummph

Hairu: Uwaa....What is this soft--

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Hairu: Yo..you're here~~!!

Hairu: I keep telling you, I'm not this master of yours...

Tamako: You smell exactly like master...and...

Tamako: This photo is definite proof

Hairu: No way! That's me!

Tamako: You finally recognize it? Then it's time to die

Hairu: Wait. Wait!

Hairu: I'll admit the one in the photo looks just like me, but...

Hairu: That was taken 120 years ago right? Then it can't possibly be me!!
>It's just a little mistake...

Tamako: Do you intend to abandon us again?!?!

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Tamako: 120 years ago....master saved me by feeding me food from his own field

Little Girl: Ah...Mom, the sky is clearing~~

Tamako: Not just me....everyone had different circumstances, but we were all thankful and loved master from the bottom of our hearts

Tamako: On that day, master went out as if it were just another day, but......

Tamako: He never came back

Tamako: After that, we waited. For days...months...years upon years......

Tamako: I waited!! When the others gave up hope and left, I kept believing that master would one day return!!

Tamako: But in the end you betrayed us!! You abandoned us!!!

>txtnext to him: Uwahhhhhhhh~~

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Hairu: Eh?

Hairu: She fell asleep?

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Hairu: Wh...wha....whwh...what am I doing?

Hairu: I need to run home as quick as I can

Tamako: mmm....nyaa

Tamako: Master.....

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SFX: Snoring sounds

Tamako: Unyaaa~~~~~

Tamako: nyanyanyaa~~~~

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Hairu: You're awake?

Tamako: YOU!!!

Tamako: Why didn't you try to escape!!

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Hairu: You....really...
>Don't hate your master at all do you?

Hairu: The face I saw when you slept was the real you wasn't it?

Tamako: You don't know anything, I....

Hairu: uwaaaahhhh!!

SFX: BONG!

Hairu: Here

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Hairu: I'm scared of even the smallest lizard

Hairu: There's no way I could be your master

Hairu: I went and bought this at a convenience store, it's good
>Here, I'll open it

Tamako: Ahhh hot hot hot!

Hairu: I realize a lot of time has passed, but shouldn't it be obvious that it's hot...

Hairu: Maybe you just can't take hot things....s...sorry about that

Tamako: You aren't my master after all

Hairu: Eh?!

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Tamako: If you were my real master

Tanako: You would have known that I can't stand hot drinks...

Sfx above her: crying sounds

Tanako: Guu....

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Tamako: What's this?

Tamako: Wh....

Tamako: What's...this..

Tamako: I feel funny...

Tamako: What is this....strange feeling...

SFX above her: hanyaa~~ hanyaa~~ hanyaa~~ Note: kitty exhaustion lol

Tamako: Did you need something kid?

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Douchebag: Lucky~~ I've never come across a talking cat before

Douchebag: You'll fetch a nice price on the market

SFX: Woof woof / grrrr/ meow

>txt on his shirt: I love animals

Tamako: Bastard....let me go!!

Tamako: This is bad! I'm feeling so weak....

Douchebag: Okay, in you go

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Douchebag: How dare you....

Douchebag: That really hurt, you stupid cat!!!

Tamako: unyah!!

Douchebag: Ahh-ah! Damn it! I damaged the goods....

Master: You're so mischievous, Tamako....

Master: You're a girl after all, if you don't start acting the part

Master: You'll never be able to become a blushing bride

Douchebag: Now don't be scared

Douchebag: I'll sell you to a nice master that will raise you well

Tamako: Master...!

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Hairu: Yaaahhhhhh!!!!

Hairu: Hello, police? A pet thief!

Hairu: I've caught a pet thief!

Hairu: Please come quick!

Douchebag: Geh...

Tamako: You....why...

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Hairu: No...it's not like i was worried....

Hairu: But it's a good thing I came back....

Hairu: The ceiling.....it's crumbling!!
>Hurry and get away from there!!

Tamako: It's...useless

Tamako: I can't...move

Hairu: I dropped that...

Hairu: Oh no!! I have to hurry!!

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Hairu: I.....
>I can't....

sfx above her: haa haa haa

Tamako: Why did you abandon us

Tamako: You finally realize? Then die!!

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Tamako: Ah hot!

Tamako: You would have known I can't stand hot drinks

Tamako: I waited!!

Tamako: I waited for so long...

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Tamako: Master.....

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==NO TXT==

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Tamako: Yo...you....
>why....for me...

Hairu: I....only have confidence in my running

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Hairu: Since I was little....

Hairu: I've been chased around a lot by animals.....

>lil bubble: hug

Box: I asked my father about it, and it seems all our ancestors were animal lovers as well....

Hairu: It seems in the end he didn't abandon you, but was killed in an accident

Tamako: Then just as I thought...

>txt on the tv: Next up! Notorious pet thief caught!
Note: Or something like that.

Tamako: My master (at least by blood) is you~~~!!!

>txt next to him: Gyaaa~~~~~

Hairu: I..have a favor to ask. Can you never turn back into a cat...ever?!

Tamako: Ah...sorry...

Hairu: But......

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Hairu: I guess I'll have to get used to it little by little....I'll try my best though
>But right now it's impossible

Tamako: That's the master we know!

Tamako: I think everyone will be able to see it like I do

Hairu: Everyone? Now that you mention it, you've been saying "WE" instead of "I"

Tamako: Yeah, there are still 20 others
>Ah, here they are

???: Found you, Master~~~

???: Time to die!!

Hairu: Gyaaa~~~~ What do I do?!

Tamako: Haha, good luck, Master

Hairu: Impossible~~~~~~

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