Hozuki-san Chi no Aneki 5

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Hozuki-san Chi No Aneki Chapter 05

PAGE 01

==TITLE PAGE==

>txt along right: What's so bad about liking your big sister?!

PAGE 02

>top txt: A warm welcome

Box: The Hoozuki's eldest son, Hoozuki Gorou

Gorou: I'm home~~

Haru: Welcome home, dear.

Haru: Do you want dinner?

Haru: Maybe a bath?

Haru: Or, would you rather try to make a baby?

Box: Gorou's elder sister, Hoozuki Haru.

Box: They aren't related by blood, but their as close as siblings get.

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>top txt: Her Type

Gorou: Darn it, aneki!

Gorou: She doesn't know how I feel about her...

Gorou: But even so, joking around as the cute newly wed is just wrong! Is she trying to seduce her little brother?

Gorou: Damn it. I want to know how she feels about me....or rather, what type of guy she likes!!

Gorou: Say, uhm...

Gorou: What type of guy do you like, aneki...?

Haru: Hmmmm~~~ Type?

Haru: Oh!

Haru: He couldn't be a person who had a lot of perverted videos.

SFX: dvd snapping

Haru: Sorry, it's changed.

Haru: I like a guy who can chug an entire bottle of Tabasco sauce upside down with chopsticks in his nose.

Gorou: Nuoooo~~~~!!

Haru: Actually I like a guy who can leave the atmosphere nude!
T/N: This sentence doesn't make sense, but that's what it says. Could use a check none the less to be sure.

PAGE 04

>top txt: Ear Cleaning

Haru: Gorou-chan, do you want me to clean your ears?

Gorou: Eh!?

Gorou: Wow...having my ears cleaned while laying on her lap...

Gorou: I'm in thigh paradise....!

Gorou: Wi...with her tongue?!

Gorou: Eh....?!

Gorou: Wait a...

Gorou: Ah...!

Haru: Hyaa~~nn

Haru: Fuuuu~~~~

>txt on gorou: Nyaaaaa~~

Haru: All clean?

Gorou: All....

Gorou: ...all clean....

>2 lil bubbles next to him: Haaa / Haaa

PAGE 05

>top txt: Person you like

Haru: Say, Gorou-chan.

Haru: Do you have any girls you like?

Gorou: Huh..?

Gorou: Uh...uhmm.

Gorou: Well...kinda...

Haru: Hmmm?

Haru: Between me and her, which do you like better?

Haru: Which one?

Gorou: U....uwaaa~~~~~

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>top txt right: Size

Haru: Hmmmmm.

Haru: I wonder if they've grown?


Haru: Hey, Gorou-chan,

Haru: Will you measure my size?

Gorou: I...I can't maintain my reason...!!

>lil txt: haa / haa *breathing sound*

Haru: Just like I thought, my breasts have gotten bigger.

Haru: It's true what they say, they grow bigger if someone massage's them--

Gorou: Wh...who has ?!

>top txt left: Pea

Haru: Ah, the pea!

Gorou: Huh?

Haru: Sorry, I'll get it.

Gorou: It...it's fine!

Haru: Huh, it won't come off.

Gorou: Why does my shirt need to come off to find a pea!!

Gorou: This is exploitation!!

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>top txt right: Curse Part 1

Gorou: Hey....aneki....!

Gorou: There was a scary video playing in my vcr...!

Haru: Isn't that the one that kills you if you stop it half way through?

Gorou: Eh..?

Haru: Do you really die from it?

>top txt left: Curse Part 2

Gorou: Pfft. There's no way... Who would believe in a cursed video tape?

Gorou: I'm going back to my room.

Haru: Good-bye...Gorou-chan.

Haru: Big sister will never forget you..!

Gorou: Hold on...wait...I'm really gonna die?!

Gorou: This is a trick right!? Tell me you're lying!!

PAGE 08

>top txt right: Game Part 1

Gorou: Which one should I play today?

Haru: You're playing a game? Is it an erotic one?

>lil txt: No, it's not erotic

Haru: Then I guess I'll watch.

Gorou: ....it's uncomfortably silent....

>top txt left: Game Part 2

>lil txt: Say, give me a kiss

>lil txt: Kiss me!

Haru: You seem to only go for the sister type characters, huh?

Gorou: Is....is that so?

Haru: What are you hoping to do with these sister type characters?

Gorou: Eh?! No, it's not what you think...!!

PAGE 09

>top txt right: Almost time for the cultural festival. Part 1

Haru: It's almost time for the cultural festival!

Haru: Our class is doing a haunted house!

Haru: Being one of the monsters is so awesome!

Friend: Reall~~~yy?

Friend: I thought it was a pain in the ass?

>lil txt: Whatever

Haru: What are you saying?! This is the biggest event of the year!!

Friend: Eh? Ss...sorry...

Haru: My little brother faints! He get's so scared he pees himself!

Friend: Oh I see. It's all about your brother...

>top txt left: Almost time for the cultural festival. Part 2

Misaki: Hey Haru, what type of shop is Gorou-kun's class running?

Haru: What are you going to do if I tell you?

Haru: They're running a maid cafe.

Misaki: Do you like maids Gorou-kun?

>lil txt: Dreamy

Misaki: Maybe if I dress as a maid...

Gorou: Gehehe! You'll learn to obey me, slave!

Misaki: We can't, Gorou-kun.

Gorou: Call me master!!

>txt above her: Kyaaaaa

Misaki: Master, give me more!!

Misaki: Being treated as a slave doesn't excite me at all, do you hear me?!

Misaki: I'm pure, pure maiden!

Haru: Haaaaa~~~~~?

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>top txt right: Setup

Friend: Hoozuki, did you buy a costume?

Gorou: Yeah.

Gorou: It's in this box.

Card: This is so cute. --Haru

Friend: You...aren't thinking of wearing that are you?

>lil txt: Gross

Girl: No way, that's nasty.

Girl: Who knew Hoozuki-kun is the type of person who can't control his strange sexual perversions.

Gorou: No, this isn't mine!!

>top txt left: A maid outfit?

Friend: These erotic clothes are for your sister, right?

Gorou: Ss..seems like it.

Friend: Which means your beautiful sister is going to be wearing them at some point...right?

Gorou: Eh!?

Gorou: H...how should I know? I'm not even interested, anyway.

Friend: Hoozuki...Don't you just hate your body's complete honesty?

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>top txt right: Cafe's Open

Friend: As I thought, these maid uniforms aren't very exciting.

Gorou: It doesn't matter, let's just get to work.

Haru: Gorou-kun, are you in here~~?

Gorou: A, aneki?!

Haru: You said you wanted to get some photos of the girls' panties,

Haru: But you forgot your camera.

Girl: Gross! That's really low.

Girl: I don't even want to breathe the same air as him!

Gorou: I didn't!! I never said anything like that!!

>top txt left: Shops

Haru: Let's explore the festival together.

Gorou: All right.

Haru: Hey, those crepes look tasty!

>Sign: Crepes

Haru: Look Look! It's a host club!

>Sign: Host Club

Haru: Look, it's an erotic shop, your favorite!

>Sign: Eros

Gorou: It's not my favorite at all!! What's with this type of shop!

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>top txt right: Haunted House Part 1

>sfx: Huoooooo~~~~~

Gorou: Hey, aneki....

Gorou: I think we should stick together.

Haru: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA~~~

>lil txt: Totally worth it.

Haru: Sorry. Truth is, this is my class!

>top txt left: Haunted House Part 2

Gorou: Uh...

Gorou: Nnn~~~nnn

Gorou: Huh...? Aneki?

Gorou: I...fainted didn't I?

Haru: Are you okay?

Gorou: Wahhhh! Too close!!

Haru: You were shaking after you pissed yourself, so I thought I would warm you up.

Gorou: I pissed myself?!

PAGE 13

>top txt right: Fortune Telling

Haru: Let's get our fortune told.

Haru: It looks kind of interesting.

Misaki: Oh this is terrible, I'm so sorry young man,

Misaki: But the woman you like is a major bitch.

Gorou: A bitch?!

Misaki: However, in the near future, a girl with long hair and short bangs will appear before you!

Misaki: And this girl will be a great woman! A woman who would even be willing to participate in any amount of abnormal erotic games!!

Misaki: Just the type of violent maniac you have always wished for!

>lil txt all around: hahh *breathing sound*

Haru: Miss, if you're going to talk to this person, I think you should return to the point.

>top txt left: Maid Cafe Part 1

Gorou: Man...I'm beat.

Gorou: I'm gonna head back to class.

Gorou: Whoa!

Gorou: Why is it so crowded?!

Haru: Ah, welcome back.

Gorou: Why are you working as a maid, aneki?!

Gorou: I borrowed it from a kid in your class.

Friend: It definitely suits her!

>txt on both sides of gorou: Ehhhh

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>top txt right: Maid Cafe Part 2

Gorou: But, it's amazing how many customers there are.

Gorou: Is it thanks to aneki?

Gorou: Why in the world would they all be...

Gorou: You assholes!!

Gorou: Leave!! Leave now!!!

>top txt left: Maid Cafe Part 3
Haru: Do you want to be a customer of the maid cafe as well, Gorou-chan?

Gorou: Eh, not really...

Haru: Here, have a seat!


Haru: Welcome home, master.

Haru: Your meal will be ready shortly.

Gorou: Ohh...This is kind of nice...!

Haru: Omelet and fried rice filled with love!

Haru: Here, open wide.

Gorou: No way!

Gorou: It's impossible!

Gorou: There's no way I can eat that!

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>top txt right: Maid Cafe Part 4

Gorou: Stop doing these selfish things!

Gorou: Anyway, we're in different grades, so go back to your own class!!

Haru: I'm sorry, I thought this would make you happy....

Haru: If I'm being a bother, I'll just go...

Friend: Are you sure you don't want to go after her?

Gorou: .......Yeah.

Friend: But I saw some delinquents from another school skirt chasing over there a little while ago.

Gorou: ANEKI~~~!!!!!

>top txt left: Aneki's problem

Yankee: Wow, you're one cute little maid.

Yankee: Why don't we get out of here and go somewhere we can be alone?

Haru: Hell no.

Gorou: Uooohhh!!! You bastard~~~!!

Haru: Gorou-chan!

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>top txt right: One hit

Yankee: Who the hell is this...? He's weak!

Yankee: Wha?!!

Yankee: Gubwah!!

Haru: I won't forgive anyone,

Haru: who picks on Gorou-chan!

>top txt left: The end of the cultural festival.

Haru: Are you okay?

Gorou: Owowow....that was amazing aneki.

Gorou: I'm so pathetic.

Haru: That's not true, you came to save me!

Gorou: Aneki...

Haru: It's all right! It doesn't matter to me how much of a poor, good-for-nothing geek you are!

Haru: Your big sister will never abandon you!

Haru: Look, the cultural festival is over.

Haru: Let's go help clean up!