Noisy Girl 1

Noisy Girl Chapter 01

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=Magazine Cover=

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Chapter Title: She, Robot.

>The three laws of robotics.

>Law 01:
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

>Law 02:
A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

>Law 03:
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

>txt under that: (From I, Robot. by Isaac Asimov)

>txt on left: To be called a genius or prodigy. Another fantastical Noisy Girl story!

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Satoru: Pew Pew (playing with toys)

Mako: Satoru-chan, what do you want to do when you grow up?

Satoru: Of course, I will be a justice robot, just like Zoolander!

Satoru: That's our rule!
t/n: Reference to Zoolander. meh.

Mako: ....can human's really become robots?

Satoru: U...uhhh....

Satoru: ...then I'll be the pilot that operates Zoolander!

Satoru: Speaking of, what do you want to be when you grow up, Mako?

Mako: Uh...umm...

Mako: A bride.

Satoru: ? Who's?

Mako: ....it's secret! ? ufufu

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>3 little bubbles on top: Ah / Nn / Mmm

Mako: ...it feel's strange.

>lil txt near their heads: hahh (heavy breathing)

Mako: To be doing these type's of things with you, Satoru-chan.....

Satoru: I feel the same, Mako.....

>lil bubble next to her eye: stare

Mako: ...it's like a miracle.

Mako: I can still see you so clearly...

>lil txt next to him: Hahh~~ (heavy breathing)

Satoru: M...Mako...

Satoru: I love you!

Satoru: I love you so much, Mako~~~~!!

Mako(tinybubble): Ah

Mako: ....I do....too.....

SFX: ker-chak

Mako: Wait.

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Satoru: "Wait...?" After coming this far?!

>lil txt around him: more heavy breathing

Mako: .....I can hear something.

Satoru: You're just hearing the P.E. class outside.

>bubble above all of them: WRO~~~~NG!!

Satoru: ...hah?!

>lil txt next to him: Freeze

>lil txt above her: Ahh!

T/N: I could Americanize the name, but I like the one they give better, so I'll leave it. Scanlators decide on what you like for yourself.

Suit: We're from the "Rights of Robot Guard Bureau." "RGB" for short.

Suit: The act you were about to commit is against the law.

Suit: So please step away from the nice girl----

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Suit: And while you're at it, put on your pants.

Satoru: Hahh!?

Satoru: Whaaa?!

Satoru: What the hell is this?! I don't get it at all!

Suit: Detain him!

Satoru: Gwah!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Suit: We'll explain later.
>But for now, you'll need to come with us.

Mako: Sto...

Mako: Don't touch me~~!

Suit: ...just as we thought...

Suit: The symptoms are beginning.

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Suit: This school's physical examination data confirmed it.

Suit: Mako-chan,
>you are suffering from a new type of disease.

Satoru: Disease...?

Suit: It's a progressive illness that gradually changes the afflicted person into a "robot."

Mako: A robot...?

Suit: Only one in 50,000,000 contract it.
>You are only the second patient we have seen in all of Japan.

Satoru: Hold it, hold it, HOLD IT~~~!!
>There's no way such a disease could exist!

Suit: That super-human strength from earlier is one of the symptoms.
>Also, have you noticed that your eyesight and hearing ability have considerably increased?

Satoru: That's just coincidence!
>We've known each other since we were little.

Satoru: There's no way a robot would be something as cute and tender as her!

Mako: Satoru-chan...

Suit: I already said it didn't I? The disease is progressive.
>After about a week, that cuteness and tenderness you spoke of will be lost.

Suit: Other symptoms should manifest themselves soon enough.

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SFX: Stomach growl

Suit: What a splendid biological clock she has.

Satoru: Sh...she has always been a glutton after all!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: So are you trying to say that there is no kind of treatment or cure?!

Suit: .......we don't even understand how it's caused yet. Let alone how to cure it.

Satoru: Mako....

Suit: ...I can understand why you would feel disheartened.
>However, I wish for you to think of our organization as fellow countrymen as we usher in a new era.

Suit: We believe you are the next logical step in evolution past humans.

Suit: Therefore, for you to smoothly integrate with society, you will need to follow a few new rules.

Suit: We hope you will abide by the "Three laws of robotics."

Satoru: "Three lawns of robotics"...?
T/N: not a typo

>lil txt: The hell is that?

Suit: Allow me to explain.

>Blackboard:
Three Laws Of Robotics.
Law 1 -

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T/N: I can't be sure, but I believe the raw is missing a page here. So I think the actual page 09 is missing, and if so that sucks because it's an important page, where he is explaining about the three laws. But the actual laws are on the first page, and hey, I could be wrong about it.

Suit: ---So in other words, the act that you two were going to commit.
>And the third law of robotics which states "A robot must defend it's existence."
>Are in direct conflict.

Satoru(lil bubble under): No way.

Suit: It must be! For an era of coexistence,
>for the sake of the civil liberties of robots everywhere.

Suit: From now on, you two are prohibited from having sexual contact with each other.

Suit: If you are unwilling to accept this. Then in order to protect the third law of robotics, we will use all our power to obstruct you!

Satoru: What!? Who in the hell decided on these laws?!

Suit: Isaac Asimov!

Satoru: Well this Asimov is a real moron~~~~!

Suit: Hey, don't be rude!

Mako: But that doesn't make sense!

Mako: Whether robot or human, a beings first experience....
>these types of things.

Mako: Isn't this our own freedom and decision to make?!

Guy: Speaking of, what did you guys think you were doing, at school no less!

Suit: Under the current legislation. Being a robot, you become the property of your parents.

Suit: If you and he were to engage in a sexual act, and you were in any way harmed. He would be arrested for destruction of personal property.

Suit: Furthermore. In modern society, if a robot with the strength of 100 people were to injure someone.

Suit: Make no mistake, that would carry most serious consequences.

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>book:
Three laws of robotics.
Law one -

Suit: We strongly encourage you to come to our research facility.
>Until then. You will be placed under surveillance.

Suit: Please take care to not commit any foolish actions.

Mako: ...a robot....

Satoru: ...here.

Mako: ...I'm sorry...

Satory: It's okay...

Mako: ....I'm sorry....for...

>lil bubble under here: sniffle (crying)

Mako: For having such a strange disease.....

Satoru: Mako.....

>lil bubble: sniffle (more crying)

Mako: I'm...
>not even a person anymore am I....?

>lil bubbke: more crying

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Mako: ...I wonder...why didn't I confess my love for you sooner....?

Mako: I wanted to be remembered in your memories as a human.....

Satoru: ..I don't care whether you're a human, robot, android,
>or even a home appliance!

Satoru: I love you!

Satoru: Let's continue, Mako!

Mako: ...but.
>Won't you be arrested?

Satoru: If it's for your memories, I don't care!

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: Gyaaa!

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Box: However----

Suit: Violation of law three!

Suit: Violation of law three!

Suit: Violation of law three!

Satoru: You hide a leaf in a forest...

Satoru: We won't be caught here!

Mako: Wait, Satoru-chan...
>doing it here is kind of...

Satoru: We'll finish quickly.
>If you're embarrassed, I'd be willing to blind everyone here.

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Mako: No~!

Satoru: Gwah~~

Mako: Satoru-chan!

Satoru: ....Mako.

Satoru: Wh...why...

Suit: The symptoms are progressing.

Satoru: Uwahh!

Suit: Right now, her consciousness consists of half-human half-robot thinking.
>From a robot point of view, she can't overlook the danger of possible harming you. (due to law one)

Suit: And she must also protect herself. (due to law three)

Suit: I ask that you give up.

Suit: The chances of the two of you having your first experience are now zero.

Satoru: But that's not...

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Satoru: Mako!

SFX: beep beep

Suit: ....I see.

Suit: So they have arrived?

>txt next to satoru: haah (heavy breathing)

Satoru: ...Mako....

Mako: Satoru-chan, you're cruel....

Satoru: Eh?!

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Mako: ...I wish to make memories, and yet...
>All you want to do is "those" sorts of things....

Mako: ...my body may have changed into a robot.

Mako: But my feelings are still that of a girl you know.

>txt on right picture: I want to be Zoolander!

>txt on left picture: I want to someday be a bride.

Mako: Ummm....

Mako: A bride.

Satoru: ...the one who said they wanted to be a robot was me.

Satoru: ..I'm sorry, Mako.

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Satoru: However...
>I'll be the one to grant you your wish!

Mako: But...

Satoru: We have the second law!

Satoru: Mako! I will be entering you as your pilot!
>This is my order!
T/N: OMG! Best. Line. Evar!

Satoru: However, being a girl, I swear to absolutely not hurt you!

Mako: Okay.

Mako: Satoru-chan....

Satoru: H..here I go..

Mako: o...okay...

Suit: Stop right there!

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Suit: It appears that you two just don't get it even if it's spelt out for you.
>You have forced us to resort to emergency measures.

Suit: We will be able to swiftly apprehend you using these ED-210 units.

Mako: ....Satoru-chan...

Satoru: ...leave it to me!
>I promise I'll protect you!!

Suit: .......Go!

Satoru: Shit.

SFX on bottom left: Chi-kiiiiiin

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Zoolander: Double~~~~~~kick!!

Satoru: Z...Zoolander?!

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Zoolander: I...also loved once!

Zoolander: That gallantry, that strength!

Zoolander: For this reason, it may be why I changed into this form!

Suit: The first robot disease patient?!
>What are you doing here?!

Zoolander: Because I knew!

Zoolander: I'm here to grant these two the chance to make their memory!

Zoolander: You see, young ones.

Zoolander: I was once human as well. The same as you, I was just a single man with a dream of falling in love.

Zoolander: But...

Zoolander: Before I could have my first experience, I was afflicted with a disease that left me with this large metal body!

Zoolander: My body may be metal, but my heart is still human!
>I understand your painful urges well!

Zoolander: Therefore, I will without fail deal with those in the way of your love!

Zoolander: So, go and become one!

Satoru: ...thank you, Zoolander!

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Suit: How dare you....!
>Do you mean to go against the three laws!!

Zoolander: Believing that you are "righteous"....

Zoolander: That is the robot's rule!!

Satoru: ....if after this I am arrested...
>Will you wait for me until I get out?

Mako: ....even if it's 100 years...
>because I am yours....

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>txt: Invincible justice, Zoolander!

>txt: Song written by: Kurata Hideyuki

>txt Song sung by: Electric boys choir.

>txt: Activate! Operate! March!

>txt: You can't stop this feeling.

>txt: Throw away your bewildered heart.

>txt: Just one chance.

>txt: This crucial fight!

>txt: Offense of love.

>txt: Go go come on!

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>txt: I'll soar to heaven.

>txt: Get excited! Rise! Made real!

>txt: Even if the world is against me.

>txt: I will dock with you here.

>txt: Endure the pain, a little more.

>txt: Drill through. Pierce though!

>txt: You're a robot, only a robot, but.

>txt: You're my important partner.

>txt: Believe in justice. Believe in yourself.

>txt: And you will be victorious again, Zoolander!

Zoolander(bubble on left: Final Finish!!

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Box: One year later---

Mako: Guess~~~who?

>lil txt next to her: ufufu

Satoru: ..You're late, Mako.

Mako: Sorry sorry. I lost track of time deciding what to wear.

Newscaster: ...So what is the reason her symptoms have halted at that stage?

Suit: ....we are currently analyzing the situation---

Mako: Ah.

Satoru: Geh!

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Suit: We surmise it was do to the injection of bodily fluids into her system.

Newscaster: Bodily....fluids?

Suit: Correct.

Suit: We were able to get the donor's cooperation.

>lil txt above her: kaaa(embarrassed)

Suit: He was successful in discovering the wonder drug for this "robot disease."

Suit: ----Happiness.

Suit: The moment of their connection has been preserved due to her recording ability.

Satoru: Eh...?

Suit: This has become precious data of humanity that we will now share with the general public.

Suit: Please have a look.

Satoru: Wtf?!

Guy: Look, right there.

Girl: That person, look!

Mako: Let's go, Satoru-chan.

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>lil txt: Ohhh~~~

Guy: She, Robot?