Soil 25

All of my translations are RESERVED


Soil, Volume 4, Chapter 25 (pp. 7~30)


<7>
[x3]=Rawr rawr!

=Woof woof!
=Woof woof woof!

=Ruff ruff ruff!

=Bark! Bark!

=Grrrr
=What's going on this morning?
=Woof woof
=Ruby! Quite down!
=I can't slee—p.
=It's still this early?
=Ruff ruff!
=This is giving me a headache—


<8>
[x3]=Huff

=Mommy—! Peach got outside—!
[x4]=Huff
=Oh dear,
=I told you to keep him in the cage at night...

[x2]=Peach—?


<9>
[x?]=Huff


<10>
[x6]=Huff


<11>
=Onoda.
=Huh?

=How old are you, again?

=Sir, uhh...
=I-I-
"Anomalies"
=I turned 27 last month.


<12>
=And? When are you gonna quit this job?
=WHIRRR
=No one's gonna marry you when you get old.
=Or did you already give up 'cause you're ugly?

=Th-That qualifies as sexual harassment, Detective Yokoi.
[x3]=RUB
=Hah!

=Why don't you just give up already?
=WHIRRR
=You know you're not cut out to be a detective, don't you?


<13>
=I-I was wrong in suspecting Mr. Tokita, but...
=Th-The real "man with scales" must be hiding somewhere...
=A-A-And there's still so many "mysteries" that need to be solved...

=Hmph... "Alien salt," huh...
=That crap is out of our jurisdiction.
[x2]=RUB

=I-I-I still believe that everything about this case can be explained logically.
[x2]=RUB
=Every "mystery" can be solved...

=A-A-And above all, we need the uncover the whereabouts of the Suzushiro Family and Officer Ichinose as soon as...
=Ahhh—

=How long is this heat wave gonna last!?
[x2]=SNIFF
=Just makes me wanna give up on everything.
=Huh!?


<14>
=WHIRRR
=Huuuh!?

=What the hell? We just passed this place.
=Huh? Huh?
=D-D-Did I make a wrong turn?

=How the fuck do you get lost in a place like this, you idiot.
=This is why women are so...
=WHIRRR
=Huh? Huh? Huh?


<15>
=You're late, Mr. Yokoi and Ms. Onoda.
=This moron kept getting lost.

=Circling around the same place over and over again...
=Took us forever to get here.


<16>
[x3]=Pant
[x3]=GACHUK

[x4]=Pant
[x3]=GACHUK

=Everywhere in town.
[x2]=POKE

=Hundreds of dead pigeons lying around...
[x2]=POKE
=Stop poking around, Mr. Tamura!


<17>
=I'm telling you this town is being attacked by aliens!
=It was a UFO! With electromagnetic radiation! It's killing the pigeons!
=Yeah yeah, go away.
=You're embarrassing me, Seki.

=They probably poisoned the birds,
=And scattered the bodies around town at night.

=You think this has anything to do with the crop circles from before?
=That would make this an organized affair with a good number of people...

[x3]=Pant
[x2]=GACHUK

=I-I-I believe the issue is whether a further connection can be made with the "salt mountain..."
=Wh-Whether we should establish a connection with the disappearance of the Suzushiro family and Officer Ichinose or not...


<18>
[x4]=Pant
[x2]=GACHUK

=So what the fuck do you expect us to do with this!?

=I told you this kinda stuff is out of our jurisdiction!
=Just leave this crap to Katakuri!

=S-S-Speaking of which, where is Officer Katakuri...?
=Ohh,
=I think he got a call from the middle school.

=The middle school?
=GASHUK


<19>
=Owwwwww!!
=RATTLE CRASH

=H-H-H-H-Hello everyone!!
[x2]=SHUK

=Uhh... I have no idea what's going on again!
=I-I-I'd like you to take a look at this...


<21>
=Man—What the hell is going on!?
=Who the hell did this!? Fucking asshole!

=First it was "salt," and now it's holes!?
=When are we gonna actually be able to have class!?
=Not that there's any students anyways!

=S-So what do you make of this...?
=What's the meaning of this...?

=How come all this stuff is happening all of a sudden...?
=I really don't get what heck is going on...
=Calm down, Mr. Katakuri.


<22>
=What's going on here...?
=What's going on...?
=What do you think this means...?

[x2]=What's going on...?

=...Mystery...


<24>
[x7]=CLANK


<25>
[x3]=GACHUK

=GONK

[x3]=GACHUK


<27>
=Looks like this was brought over from the empty lots outside town.
=We've found several traces of dug up earth.

=Geez, I really have no idea what's going on here.
=Have you seen the other stuff?


<28>
=There's shoes hanging from the power lines...

=A tree planted upside down in the park,

=And the public restroom over by the river is all trussed up with yarn...


<29>
=What's going on...?
=What do you think this means...?

=Th-This is bad, Tomiyama!
=The aliens are really starting to take action!
=Oh really?

=What's gonna happen...?
=What's gonna happen to this town...?

=S-S-S-S-Sergeant Yokoi...
=Wh-Wh-What do you think is happening here?
=Wh-Wh-Why would anyone do something like this...?


<30>
=Ahh—
=Fuck.

=How long is this heat wave gonna last...?