Planet Waves 2

PLANET WAVES #2

tl by molokidan

01)
M: Good morning!
Y: Ahh...yesterday was the worst day ever...
M: There's more miso soup if you want it, dear.
Y: It really shocked me to find out about how Asami-san thinks of me...
A: I'm sure he masturbates to me.
Y: But I guess it's my fault for using my power like that...
M: Yoshirou, did you know there was a lunar eclipse 4 days ago?
M: I heard it was really beautiful.
Y: R-really?
Y: I was listening to the radio in my room the whole time, I had no idea.
Y: Did you see it, mom?
M: No, I didn't get to either.
M: On that night, for the first time in a long time...
Y: Ah, here comes something.

02)
M: we had sex all through the night.
Black text: Father's unparalleled vigor.

03)
Y: Thanks for the breakfast.
S: Morning!
M: Huh?
M: Yoshirou, are you all done?
Y: Yeah.
M: At least drink your miso soup!
S: Ohh, Yoshirou, you're so rebellious!
Y: I heard the worst possible thing I could ever hear this morning...
Y: I finally gained a redeeming quality with this power...
Y: This is supposed to be the time where I turn into the main character, and yet...
W: Grandma, are you alright?
sfx: za za

04)
G: You're just being nice to me because you want the inheritance...
G: you cunning little bitch!
Y: All this power does is cause me pain!
Y: Ahhh!
T: Yocchan, good morning!
Y: U...Uncle Teru!
T: Hey, you don't look too good there!
T: You didn't take a TENGA home yesterday, either!
T: I guess you're afraid that your mom might find it, huh? She's pretty good looking, too...
sfx: za za
Y: Y...yeah.
T: She was the star of the school when your uncle here was young!
sfx: za

05)
T: I used to jack off to her all the time!
T: Sure brings back memories!
Y: Uuu...I don't want to have anything to do with this guy anymore...
T: Oh yeah, that reminds me, I developed a great new TENGA technique...
Y: Um, I'm going to be late, so...
?: Morning!
?: Yo!
Y: The classroom...it's hard to go back in...
Y: I don't want to see Asami-san...
Y: If she noticed that I was at Seahorse yesterday...
Y: She'll think I'm even weirder...(there's the TENGA incident, too...)
A: You know?

06)
Y: Uhih!
A: Yeah!
Y: Hoo...
Y: That was close...
Y: I thought Asami-san was so pure and innocent...
Y: I can't believe she thinks about words like masturbation so naturally...
Y: Schoolgirls from Tokyo must really be uninhibited...
A: I got picked up in Shibuya and passed around yesterday!
A: And then after that I had a nice hard three-way.
A: I'm a fucking
A: pervert, you know!

07)
Y: Ahh!
Y: Wh...what am I thinking about?
Y: I'm the worse one here, having looked into her thoughts and all.
Y: Uuu...
Y: If this is really a superhuman ability,
Y: then why does a country boy like me
Y: have it?
Y: Why only me?
G: Look, I have a picture!
G: Lemme see!

08)
G: When I was in a convenience store last night, one of the magazines suddenly started floating in the air!
Y: Eh?
F: No way, this has got to be a joke!
G: You probably just threw the magazine and then snapped the shot!

09)
Y: Th...this is...
F: Huh? Isn't this Ezaki-senpai?!
Y: Uuuu!
G: Oh, you're right!
F: Ahhh, he's so cool! (Uheh!)
G: Eh?
G: What did Ezaki-senpai do?!
G: Did Ezaki-senpai notice it flew?
C: No, the minute I took the picture, the magazine fell back down. I don't think he noticed.
F: Yamaguchi, I want this picture! (send it to me!)
F: You know Ezaki-senpai got into a college because of how good he is at basketball?!
Y: If I remember correctly, in this book I bought yesterday...
F: Send it only to me!
C: Eh?!
F: He's the high score leader!
Y: This is...

10)
Y: Telekinesis?!
C: Ahh, no one believes me...
Y: It appears that Yamguchi-kun isn't lying, either...
C: Ahh...
Y: So there's someone else like me around here.
C: It started floating right after Ezaki-senpai walked by...
Y: Ahh!
Y: His position in that picture...
Y: Could it be Ezaki-senpai?!
Y: If that's true, then I should be able to discuss my plight with him.

11)
Y: We might even be able to team up!
Y: We
Y: shall save the world!
crowd: kyaaa (all the way until the end)
Last crowd: So cool!
Y: So cool! It's like power rangers or something!
Y: My future has finally begun...
Y: Just you wait, Asami-san!
E: Defense, defense!
E: Let's go for one more!
P: Ezaki took the ball!
Y: Ohh, so that's Ezaki-senpai.
P: There goes another three-pointer!
Y: Wow, from that far away...?
Y: Th...
Y: That's got to be...

12)
Y: Telekinesis!!
E: Alright, let's go for one more!
Y: Nice shot, partner!!
Y: They sure practice for a long time...
Y: I really had to wait a while...
M: Good job, Ezaki-senpai!
E: Yeah!
Y: Ah...um...
Y: What should I do? Should I just suddenly start talking about our powers?
Y: Maybe I should start by introducing myself...

13)
Y: Ahhh! He's already that far?!
Y: I...is this telekinesis too?!
Y: Wait uuuup!
Y: Ahh!
Y: The convenience store...
Y: This must be the place where the picture was taken.
Y: It's the only store around here.
Y: Hoo! There he is.
Y: What should I do...? I can't just start talking to him all of a sudden...
Y: If I can get some proof, I'll use that as a chance to say hello...
Y: I'm pretty sure that picture was of one of these magazines...
Y: Eh?

14)
Y: I-it's floating!
Y: That's a...
Y: porno mag...
Y: It's going toward Ezaki-senpai...
Y: I see...
Y: If you're popular, you can't buy porno mags...so he's using telekinesis...
Y: Just like how I used my telepathy
Y: to peer into Asami-san's heart...

15)
E: Alright, now I just need to be careful not to let the clerk see...
Y: The voice of his heart!
V: No!! This is shoplifting!
Y: Ezaki-senpai!
E: Oookay, now I got it outside.
E: Come on, follow me...
Y: We must use our powers for something greater than this...
E: It'll be fine if I can get it around the corner.
Y: Senpai, you can't!
Y: Eh?!

16)
T: Caaaaatch!
E: Who's that old guy?
Y: H...
Y: Huh?

17)
Y: Wh-why is Uncle Teru here...?
Y: Wh...why?!
T: I got seen by someone yesterday and failed, but today was a succe...
T: Uwahhh, Yocchan!
Y: T-this can't be...are you telling me this old fart...
Y: can use telekinesis?!
T: D...did you see me just now?!
T: T...the truth is, yesterday when I was using my TENGA after work, I suddenly became able to do stuff like this...
T: Come to my house and I'll show you.
Y: Eh?!
?: Akiyama-kun.
?: We were not mistaken.

18)
?: Planet Waves really do exist!
?: In the 19th Century...
?: people with superhuman abilities suddenly began cropping up in Duluth, Minnesota, in the US.
?: The documents that contain their testimonies shows them talking about Planet Waves!
?: It was all thought of as a hoax by experts around the world and buried, but I scoured these files...
?: researching them to the very last letter!
?: Excuse me, Akiyama-kun, but can I get another cup of coffee?
A: Yes sir.

19)
?: Right now, here in Notsu Town, Oita Prefecture, Japan...
?: The same phenomenon 19th Century America experienced is now happening...
?: and number of people with superhuman abilities already exist!
?: We have to gather them up as soon as possible,
?: in order to do something about the myriad of problems this world faces..
?: War, terrorism, disease, poverty, environmental destruction...
?: All of these calamities and many more have already reached a point where normal humans can no longer do anything about them!
?: I want to use these Planet Waves...

20-21)
?: to bring peace to the world!
sfx: peko peko peko
T: Ritsuko-san!
T: Ritsuko-san, you can't!
T: You're married, aren't you?
Y: Ri...Ritsuko...?
T: Your children are right in front of us, aren't they?!

22)
Y: That's my mom, isn't it?!
T: Eh?!
T: Wait a minute, Yocchan!!
T: Ahh, he stopped!
Y: Hey, quit it!
T: Uohhh, yay!!
T: I stopped you from moving just now, didn't I, Yocchan?!
T: I could only move things like TENGA, porn, and lotion until now! (But now I finally did it!)
Y: Eh?!
T: OK, next, it's your turn to try the Telekinesi-Tenga, Yocchan!!
Y: No thank you!!

Next week is embarrassing too.