Detroit Metal City
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C: Krauser-san has returned!!
C: The legendary guitar has once again returned to Krauser-san!
C: GO TO DMC!
H: How can this be...
C: GO TO DMC!
J: We've been waiting for you, Negishi!
C: The true Emperor really is Krauser-san!
C: The guitar has chosen Krauser-san as the Emperor!!
C: GO TO DMC!
H: Shut the fuck up!! Who the hell would go along with your foolish idiocy?!
C: Woahh, Syse is going to destroy the festival out of anger!
C: He's trying to smash that huge amp with his axe!
C: Woahhh! Krauser-san slashed through the amp in a single strike!
C: He's preparing to bust through the ass of the Demon World!
C: Just like a lumberjack!
H: What the hell is this guy...
C: He's even a better axe wielder than Helvete!!
J: Heh! I remember Negisihi told me once that when he was a child, he was taught by his father how to use different farm implements...
F: Souichi, put your hips into it more!
F: That's how you get the best naba*!
*Naba = Shiitake mushrooms
H: Don't underestimate me!!
F: Yes!! Those are the kinda hips I wanna see!
F: When you pull back, put all your power into it!
H: This guy's crazy...
H: Humans in this world can be divided into those who can kill and those who can't kill...
H: But this bastard's neither one of those.
C: Woahhhh, Krauser-san stopped moving!
H: one who has killed before!
K: Hand over the mic.
C: Woahhh, Syse is cowering in fear!
C: He's totally afraid of Krauser-san!
K: MY SOOOOONG
K: WILL CARVE OUT YOUR HEARTS LIKE AN EVIL WEAPON!
A: Phew, I'm finally in bed.
A: Tonight was the first time in a while that I got so excited at karaoke.
A: Even though it was only on the phone, I still got to hear Negishi-kun sing Lovely.
A: It really brings back memories of my college days.
A: Discussing our courses together...
N: No, I'm still trying to figure it out.
A: Negishi-kun, have you decided what you'll do after you graduate?
N: My dad was telling me I could always come back to Oita and take the exam to become a Inukai Town official, but...
N: I still don't want to give up on my dreams of music...
A: I see!
N: Aikawa-san, you took an exam to get into a publishing company, right?
A: Yes, I went and made an informal appointment.
A: It'd be so great if one day I do a special report on Negishi-kun in the music magazine I'll be working on!
N: Back there, Negishi-kun, when you said "music has the power to unite the world," I felt moved.
N: I want to prove that with my music.
N: Aha...if you keep complimenting me like that, I'll get a bit head...
A: I just love the phrase "Love & Peace."
N: Ahhhh..."Love & Penis," right?
A: What did you just say?
A: What's wrong, Negishi-kun...
A: Stop it!
A: Ahhh...it was a dream?
A: I wonder what's wrong with me...
A: Sorry, Negishi-kun...
(Here we go...from right to left)
N: PUSSY HAIR!
N: OUTDOOR SEX!
N: NO BRA!
N: PORN MAG!
N: SHAVED PUSSY!
N: PINK ROOTER!
N: MASTURBATION TOYS!
N: IZIRI OKADA!
N: KAMA SUTRA!
N: WAKAME SAKE! (*sexual act where men drink alcohol from a woman's body)
(top bubble,this next bubble is right on the edge betwen the big panel and the little ones to th eleft)
N: JACKING OFF!
(this bubble is on the verge in the middle)
N: NOSE FUCKING!
(panel 1 on top):
C: Woahhh, this song is unbearable!
C: Please, stop!
N: ORAL SEX!
(panel 2, middle)
P: This must be the "Rain of Obscenity!"
(panel 4, second to bottom)
H: What a terrible song!
(panel 4 on bottom)
C: What an amazing string of sexual vocabulary!
N: INTERNAL CUMMING!
C: They're all sex terms...but it feels like he's in a whole other dimension!
N: This place is now...
N: Beyond sexual perversion!
J: Amazing, Negishi!
J: You really are a Metal Monster!
T: I finally get out of that hole, and everyone's going home...
C: It's a catastrophe!
C: I don't wanna die yet!
T: Ah! Incredible!
T: Music is destroying the world!
P: Now this is a sight that can truly make me wet...
P: This feeling of music, acting as terrorism to send the world beyond the realms of madness...
H: Hey you bastards, are you trying to run away?!
H: It really is true!
C: How could we win against that thing, dumbass?!
C: Just look at it!! I don't want to get involved with that thing anymore!
H: Music really can kill people!!
C: Kenni-san, at this rate, all the footage we took will be destroyed!!
K: We have no choice!
K: Just devote everything you can to putting out this fire so we can get everyone out of here!
K: The last band to stand on the Satanic Emperor stage was DMC after all!
K: My papa...doing jazz in the afterlife will be pleased...
K: You are the new Emperor!
Black text: THE NEXT DAY
N: With the curtain closed on Satanic Emperor...
P: You guys really had me soaked yesterday!! HAAHAHHAHAHA!
J: You did great too, President!
J: Thank you!
P: Huh? Where's Negishi?
J: H-he still hasn't come yet.
J: Yesterday, even on the ride back, he slept the whole way. I bet he's just tired.
J: Good thing it ended up raining last night and putting out that fire, huh?
P: Here, look at the newspaper!!
Newspaper headline: A metal festival held in the Fuji Woodlands erupts in a sea of fire
Black text: The party responsible, PID, denied photographs.
Normal text: Last night, just a few hours before dawn, a massive fire erupted in the woodlands of Fuji. The event was later determined to be the unauthorized metal festival, "Satanic Emperor." Afterwards, the party responsible, PID, underwent questioning from the police, but photographs were denied.
The audio and visual footage from the concert was all destroyed in the fire, and as a result, the incident is expected to remain in the dark for some time.
Thanks to a rain that came shortly after, the fire was kept from doing any major damage. What was salvaged from the remains includes a burnt stage and its surroundings, an amp cut in half, among other musical instruments, an axe and some coffins, a vacuum hose, and a chainsaw. As a result, although it is assumed that some sort of evil took place during last night's event, since things such as a deck of playing cards were found in the rubble, the possibility that it was all some sort of magic show cannot be ruled out.
For now, however, the truth remains in the darkness.
T: Brother!! Did you see today's newspaper?! Read the article about the fire in the woodland!!
T: It's all because of Krauser-san's Rain of Obscenity that the fire was put out!
N: Uuu...I ended up getting too wound up and did such terrible things to people!
N: I wish I could take it all back! I wish I could take it all baaaaack!
T: Not only that, but after the rain disappeared, I heard people disappeared too!
B: And so, yet another legend about DMC was etched in the annals of time.
T: Krauser-san really is the greatest!
[TRACK 43 - END]
[LOVE & PENIS]
A more direct translation would be "Love and Genitals." In the muddy trenches of the Vietnam war, American soldiers who would later transform into hippies added this world to their counter-culture, changing their sexual nature to a great degree. Its relation to the phrase "Let's procreate!" is rather dubious.
[Usage Example] Let's shout Love & Penis to everyone around the earth! And in an especially loud voice to cute girls!