Detroit Metal City
-> RTS Page for Detroit Metal City 47
N: Today, on the way to a DMC concert,
N: What? It's mom...
N: I got a call from home.
M: Sou-kun! Pappy fell off the roof when he was up there fixing the shingles so we had to take him to the hospital!
M: I wasn't home, so I don't really know what happened, but just in case, you should come home, Sou-kun!
N: Just in case?
N: In case of what?!
M: I'll call you again when I get to the hospital!! Keep him in your thoughts!!
N(black): N-no way!
P: Souichi...is there anything you want?
N: N-no, nothing's for sure yet. I can't start thinking bad thoughts...
N: Just keep moving forward.
C: GO TO DMC!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: Woahh!! Tonight's concert's gonna be awesome!
C: Krauser-san's already dead!
Johanne Krauser II
Left bubble: Look! Krauser massacred Krauser in a violent bloodmath!!
Right bubble: Suicide is half-hearted! MURDER YOURSELF!
big black letters: DEATH ANNIVERSARY
black text on right: I kill myself, therefore I kill
K: HOW INAPPROPRIATE!!
N: I can't be thinking like that when pappy's in such a condition!!
Sign: DMC Dressing Room
If you wanna die, come in here!!
P: Hah! So you saw the poster?
P: Let's make our guests wet tonight, shall we?
N: Like I said, my grandfather's health is in serious danger right now!
N: I refuse to be part of such an inappropriate thing!
P: Your grandpa's dead too? This is perfect timing!!
N: H-he isn't dead yet! Look, I'm not doing this, OK?!
N: I have to go back to Ooita at once!!
P: Hey, you little shit...you're not trying to slack off just because SATANIC EMPEROR is over and done with, are you?
P: I want you to seriously go out there and kill yourself during this concert, just this once!!
N: I AM ABSOLUTELY AGAINST THIS!
P: Guri, Gura, c'mon!!
N: There's no way!
* Line: A supermarket on the Inukai market street.
N: Pappy always cared for me so much ever since I was a child...
P: Souichi, wanna go to Abeyoshi*?
P: I'll buy you something nice!
P: Souichi, wanna go to Abeyoshi?
N: Ehh, Abeyoshi again?
N: How could I do a concert like this
C: RAPE RAPE RAPE!
C: Die for us!
C: KILL HIM!!
N: when pappy's in such a state?!
N: I refuse!!
C: IT'S KRAUSER-SAAAAAAAAAN!!
C: He's looking for some prey!
C: He's a Shinigami!!
N: Uuu...what am I doing...
K: Shaaah, shaaah!
N: I'm sorry, pappy, I'm sorry...
K: Tonight's prey is myself!
C: Woahhh, Krauser-san is targeting himself!
C: The opening song is Satsugai!
C: Just like the prophecy, tonight he'll be murdering himself!
N: Kuh...they're really getting wound up...
K: MURDER, MURDER!
C: The music is reallyh shaking their hearts.
C: And yet I myself am suffering so much...
C: Woahhh, this intro is...
C: HELL'S COLLOSSEUM!
C: this concert...
K: I think, therefore I am. I kill, therefore I am!
K: I kill, therefore I kill myself!
K: I realized that tonight what I lust after is my own life!
K: I won't miss it...this is the 100 views of hell! (*TL Note: Famous Japanese art)
N: this concert...
K: 100-SELF-KILL COMBO!!
N: this concert is exciting me too much!
C: Woahhhhh!! Krauser-san's doing a 100-kill combo on himself!!
K: Kill myself, so I can kill more at the bottom of Hell!
C: Jagi-sama's singing in his place!
C: It's finally begun!
C: Krauser-san's strangling Krauser-san's throat!
K: BEFORE I GET KILLED, I'LL KILL EVERYONE ELSE!
C: Ahhhh, he's collapsing!
C: Woahhh! Krauser-san's struggling against himself!!
C: What an amazing faint!!
C: WOAHHHH, HE'S DEAD!!
C: No wait! Look closer, he isn't dead yet!
C: Check it out!
C: It's true! He's not dead!!
sfx: rurin (eyes rolling back sfx)
C: HE'S DEAD!!!! HELL YEAH!
K: Wahaha...this place will soon become Hell...I kill myself, therefore I kill myself.
K: I kill myself, therefore I kill myself...
C: Woahhh, The Krauser-san that Krauser-san killed has ressurrected Krauser-san!
J: Negishi! We don't the time to sit around and watch your theatrics!
J: Even if we played for 10 minutes while you tried to kill yourself 100 times, it'd still mean that you'd have to die 10 times a minute! It's impossible!!
C: Woahhh, that's--
C: Electrocution! Krauser-san's administering electric shocks to himself!
C: HE'S DEAAAAAAD! (That was really fast!)
C: Woahhh, that's...
C: Krauser-san's driving some kind of car!
C: He's dead!!
C: Ahhhh! He's slitting his wrists!
C: He's dead!
C: Just listen to those coughs! He musth ave some kind of sickness!
sfx: geho geho geho
C: OK, he's dead!
C: Woahhh! Figures Krauser-san would have such a variety of different deaths at his disposal!
C: But it's already the middle of the song!
C: At this pace, will he really be able to pull off 100?!
K: DEAD! (repeated)
C: Woahhh! Krauser-san's shooting himself repeatedly in the temple with a gun!
K: BAM BAM BAM!
K: BAM BAM!
K: BAM BAM BAM BAM!
C: C'mon, count, everyone! (numbers follow)
C: Muh! He should be out of bullets by now, though!
C: Ahhh, the last part of the song is here! Will he pull off the last two deaths in time?!
C: Hmmm?! Is this the same car as before!?
C: What could it be?!
N: Ahhh, I'm running out of time!
N: If I just straddle it like this and keep riding...
C: Ahh, I got it!
C: It's a bicycle!!
C: A gymnastics bar!!
N: No, you idiots!
N: Accelerate a little bit like so...
N: If I don't die quickly, the song will end before I do!
C: Ahh, it's a motorbike!
N: Yeah, that's it!!
N: Isn't there a better death than this?!
K: GETTING KILLED AND FALLING TO HELL, JUST TO BE KILLED AGAIN!
C: He's dead! That's #99!!
N: A more realistic death!!
K: Killed, killed, and finally killed some more!
C: What on earth will this last death be?!
N: Climbing up on the roof of the house...
C: Woahhh, Krauser-san's up pretty high!
sfx: gura gura
sfx: sah sasah
C: It looks like he's working on something!
N: Like an old man would, to fix some shingles...
C: No way! It can't be...Krauser-san..
N: And then slipping just a bit, like an old man would...
N: Like a shitty old fart would!!
N: Your death will not be in vain!
C: SUDDEN DEATH!! (Anyone would die after a fall like that!)
C: Woahhh, Krauser-san really finished himself off...
J: Negishi...you really are a metal monster!
C: What's gonna happen?! What's gonna happen to Krauser-san?!
K: Throughout my journeys around hell, I have become entangled with many souls of the dead...
K: Ohhh...I can feel one of them coming now...
C: Eh? Could this be...
K: Yes, that's right: "If the hototogisu doesn't sing, kill it" Nobunaga!
C: It's Oda Nobunagaaaaa!! (*Note: OK, sit down and get ready for a history lesson. The joke here has to do with the three men who are seen throughout history as being those who united Japan after the Warring States Period in the 16th century, Oda Nobunaga, Hideyoshi Toyotomi, and finally Tokugawa Ieyasu, whose family then controlled Japan for the next 200+ years. Basically, their personalities are demonstrated in three famous sayings dealing with how they would each get a bird, in this case, the Japanese type of cuckoo "hototogisu," to sing: Ieyasu would say that if the bird doesn't sing, then just wait. Hideyoshi would say thay that if the bird doesn't sing, then force it to sing. Finally, Nobunaga would say that if the bird doesn't sing, kill it. Realistically, this was meant to show that Nobunaga was very harsh and shrewd with his people, and at least more barbaric than those who followed him.)
C: This is it!! Krauser-san's ceremony to summon up dead spirits!
K: Auughh...please don't kill me...
K: Come to me, spirits!!
C: Krauser-san must have been the one who killed Oda!
C: Next! Who's gonna be next?!
K: Louie "I am the State" XIV!
C: Woahhhh, now it's the King of France!
K: Galileo "And Yet the Earth Does Move" Galilei!
K: Call out, spirits of the dead!
C: Woahhh, Krauser-san even has connections with the father of astronomy!
C: What a deep connection he has with history!
C: Next do Mao Tse-Tung!
C: Jack Ill Dark!!
C: Van Gogh!!
C: Kacchan!! (*A character from the Adachi manga "Touch!")
K: Silence, you shitheads!!
K: The only one I want to meet is...
K: "Wanna go to Abeyoshi?" Kouichi!
C: Uwahhh! Who the hell is Kouichi?!
C: I've never heard of him before!
C: And what the fuck is an Abeyoshi?!
C: Is he one of those men who have controlled history from the shadows?!
K: To think the curtain would be closed on my life in such a state...
K: Even I myself am surprised...
K: But I'd like to say my final goodbyes...that is why I have come to you now.
C: His death is becoming so sublime...
K: I met your grandmother, my wife, Nobuko, after our parrents arranged our marriage.
K: I quickly asked her to marry me and built up a modest household...
K: I continued on the farming traditions of my ancestors and also had a child...that was your father.
K: I worked so hard for the sake of my family...when it rained, when it stormed...enternally locked in a war with nature.
P: How cute!
P: And a-one-two! One-two!
sfx: zaku zaku
K: Finally, I was blessed with a grandchild. So this is what "the apple of my eye" means, I thought...
K: I often took you to Abeyoshi.
K: You made me so happy.
K: And to see that the little grandchild of mine who cried so much has become this successful...
C: It's so simple, and yet...this is "life"...
C: To think that this kind of guy controlled history...
C: I think it's amazing...
K: There's one last thing I want to say...
K: I led an absolutely blissful life...
K: Thank you!
K: No, pappy...thank you!
C: Ahhhh, how emotional!
sfx: clap clap
sfx: clap x4
C: You died a noble death!
C: Encore, encore!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: Kouichi!! Thank you, Krauser-san!
C: GO TO DMC!
C: Encore, encore!
N: And so, after calling his mom back before doing the encore...
M: Sou-kun, your pappy just broke his leg!
N: Ehhhh?! (Now you say that?!)
M: Since he fell onto a bale of hay that was by the side of the house, he didn't get too hurt.
M: Anyway, we're about to go eat sushi now, so I'll talk to you later!
K: Damn stubborn old fart...I'll kill you myself!
C: I knew it!
C: Woahhh, so he really is gonna kill him!
N: he found out that his pappy was fine.
A super market in the famous market district of Inukai Town known as l'Avenue des Champs-Elysees. With its amazing selection of high-class products and excellent customer service, it is no wonder that the celebs of Inukai have seized this gathering of superstores among superstores. Its name is abbreviated as: "Printemps of Oita." (*This last part is a joke making fun of a place in the high-maitenance Ginza district of Tokyo, where there is a shop called Printemps of Ginza)
[Usage Example] (Translation at bottom): "Will you please accompany me to Abeyoshi?"