Trigun Maximum Omake 50

VOLUME 8, EXTRA
Translated by Molokidan

01)
SFX at top: Za a a a a a
Nightow: I want to die here happily!!
Bottom right sfx: Za a a a
N: Lately,
N: I've touring the onsens (*Japanese bath) throughout the countryside, all by myself.
N: One time, though, a friggin' woman came in!
N: After a double-take, I realized that she was simply doing her JOB -- as a janitor!!

02)
N: Speaking of jobs, something tells me I haven't been doing mine correctly lately...
N: I've been on the internet, playing videogames, reading manga, watching DVDs, playing with toys, traveling out of the country...yet I haven't been drawing anymore Trigun!! Is that bad?
Kuroneko: Do I really have to answer that question?
Top left box: And so...
N: This is my favorite inn to come and work. It's really great, everyone!
N: I think, that...
N: At least once in everyone's life, they should come here!
N: The hot onsen and calm atmosphere is a great place for me to think of ideas!
N: But man...it's really getting tiring drawing all of Wolfwood's blood all over the place. (Poor guy.)
N: I think I'll just rest in the onsen for a bit...
K: You spent too much time in the damn onsen, didn't you?!
K: Honestly, don't you think you're being a little MORE idiotic than usual lately?!
Small text above N: It felt good until I got out...
N: Well then, everyone, see you next tiiiime...
Black sfx: Achoo!
(The bottom is just a special thanks to his artists, but the names are hard to read and it's pointless to translate...)