Detroit Metal City 74

DETROIT METAL CITY #74

tl by molokidan

93)
S: I won't let it end like this...
C: Here they go...the one-second rape contest!
C: The one who is able to pronounce them better is the real thing!
S: Just how many times have I seen Hell...
S: all in order to prepare for this day?
S: My grudge towards that woman...
S: I will defeat him here and now...
S: and once for all...

94)
K: RAPE
S: steal everything from him!
F: The one-second battle
F: has begun!
F: They're making so as to finish both of their second rapes at the same time.
K: RAPE
S: RAPE
F: One second...
F: Just enough time for a single blink.
F: Krauser I has been able to say twelve rapes in a single second, something even Krauser-san hasn't been able to complete.
F: 12 rapes in one second means one rape per 0.083 seconds, which therefore means one letter per .027 seconds, a next to impossible task.
F: But Krauser-san's been keeping up his rapes along with Krauser I so far.
K: RAPE
F: No, wait! Krauser-san's gone into the lead by .009 seconds with his fourth rape...
K: RAPE
F: If he keeps this up...
K: RA

95)
K: PFFF
F: Krauser-san bit his tongue!
K: Rape
K: RAPE
F: Hey, isn't that bad?!
F: Yeah...with that last accident, he's now behind half a rape...
F: If you thought about this like a 100m race, half a rape is a pretty far distance...
F: It's a matter of life or death...
S: You're getting too impatient!
S: Victory is mine!
K: Kuh!
K: RAPE
K: His rape speed...it's just too fast!!

96)
K: Wh-what?!
K: What's with all their faces...
K: At this rate,
K: I'm going to lose...
K: No! Brothers who've shared the same pot of food with me are watching!
K: That humiliation...
K: RAPE
K: I can't take it anymore!
K: RAPE
F: Krauser-san's voice changed...
F: It's still up in the air!
F: Krauser-san's fighting this much...
F: all within a mere second!

97)
C: Krauser-san! I've been afraid of studying abroad for so long...
C: But if you win this here, I promise I'll go!
C: If...Krauser-san wins against Krauser I,
C: I promise I'll give a call to my parents, who I haven't spoken to since we fought!
K: RAPE
K: RAPE
S: What?!
F: Krauser-san's rape speed is going up!
C: If Krauser-san wins this, I'll make up with my girlfriend, who betrayed me to the Krauser I side...
C: and get married!
C: If Krauser-san wins, I'll start eating my most hated food, broccoli!
C: I'll return the money I owe to my friend!
K: RAPE
K: RAPE
S: B-bastard!
F: Wh-what amazing speed!
C: Krauser-san,
C: we're fighting
C: with you!

98)
S: Bullshit!
S: There's no way he could possibly surpass me!!
K: I am the true emperor of metal,
K: Johanne Krauser II!!
F: There's only a little bit left until we reach one second,
F: and they've both just reached the eleventh rape!
K: RAPE
S: RAPE
F: Which one will it be?!

99)
K: RAPE
S: RAPE
T: Vei!
C: Woahhh! Krauser-san won by half a rape!
C: He raped 12 women and then fingerfucked the last one!
C: He won!
S: Wh...
S: What?!
C: It's Krauser-san's "12 Rapes and a Fingerfuck in One Second!"
N: G-Genki-san!
S: Impossible!
S: This can't be! There's no way he could possibly beat me!!

100)
S: We're doing this over again!
C: Hey, did something just fall out of Krauser I's mouth?
S: Eh?
C: Yeah, something did!
N: Ahhh!
S: Oh shit!
R: I saw it too!
S: Kuh! Hey, let me go!
C: Hey, look at the stage flooor!!
C: Eh? What is it?!
C: Was he cheating?!
C: Krauser I, that bastard!! He had something in his mouth!!
N: G-Genki-san...
C: Is that why he was able to say rape so fast?!
C: Hey, I found it! Look!!
C: Th-this is...

101)
C: A SPRING!!
C: he was using a spring in his mouth!
C: He was merely borrowing the spring's power!
N: G-Genki-san, I thought...
N: you just always ate squid, and that's what gave your throat such power...
C: What a coward!
R: Dis is against the rules, even in baseball!
C: You aren't the real Krauser-san!!
S: N-no...

102)
C: Shut up!! Sprauser!
J: That settles it!
J: He really did something out of line there.
C: Just what the hell do you think you're doing, anyway?!
C: This is sacrilege towards Krauser-san!
C: How dare you pretend to be something as dignified as Krauser I!!
C: It's over...confess at once!
S: Over...
C: Grab a mic and confess!!
C: First let's take off his costume!!
N: Stop it, you bastard!
S: Is it really all over?
C: Ahhh!

103)
C: He's just some old fucking man!!
C: He isn't Krauser I or Sprauser!!
C: He looks just like my dad!
K: This guy...
K: he really is the company manager from that day...
C: Hey, grandpa! What did you pretend to be Krauser I for?!
C: Say it! C'mon, pops!
C: Fuckin' baldy!
C: How dare you try and trick us?!
C: Confess at once!
C: Why did you want to win so badly?!
S: Why...did I want to win...?
S: That's...
C: Why did you do it, grandpa?!
C: Say it!
S: That's...

104)
S: BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!

105)
C: Huh?
N: It...wasn't a...grudge?
G: ...G.
G: Well said.

106)
S: BECAUSE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

[TRACK 74 - END]

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[SPRING]

A metal instrument fashioned in a spiral shape. A hidden item often used to increase the speed of one's speech. In the world of metal, using a spring during speed competitions is considered equal to that of doping, and is strictly against the rules.

[Usage Example] My dad's spring factory...came unraveled. It's funny that it was a spring factory but it came unraveled. Hey, gimme some more beer!