Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 79

SEXY COMMANDO GAIDEN: SUGOI YO!! MASARU-SAN #79

tl by molokidan

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Commando 79 - A Full-Powered Shit
B: September -- the new school term has begun here at Seaweed High...
B: And at this very moment, it happened,
B; without any warning.
M: Meso-kuuuuun?!
M: Mesoooooooo!
M: Huh? Where's Meso-kun?
H: meso?
F: Eh? I just saw him around here a little bit ago...
M: He's probably just around here chasing some young lass's britches!
H: Young lass's britches? What the hell?!
H: Besides, Meso-kun doesn't chase peoples' butts around anyway!!
G: Kyaaaaa!!
G: Wh...what's this thing?!
H: H...hey...
M: Eh...Meso-kun?!
H: Did he really bite someone's...
M: Meso-kuuuuun!!

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PART II
G: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
THE PRINCIPAL FROM HELL ARC

Commando 79 - A Full-Powered Shit

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M: Look at all the Meso-kuns!!
H: Wh...what's going on here...?!
H: And none of them really look cute either!!
F: Where did the normal Meso-kun go?
H: I don't know...
H: But what's happening?!
panel: seaweed~
seaweed~
seaweed~
?: Meda...gofuhh!!
H: Wh...what?! What was that sound?!
M: Could the principal have...?!
P: Gohuh
P: Gohosuh
P: Wh...why are you doing this...
P: Who are you...

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H: Hyohyohyo...
H: My name is...
H: Jigokku! (*t/l: Jigoku = Hell)
M: The Dark Principal, Jigokku!
P: J...Jigokku...?!
P(2b): The 4th in the line of that...gebusshi...
M: It seems like the principal's been completely beaten! Oh well.
H: Hyohyohyo...did you all hear that...?
H: That man who appeared to be your principal just died now...for some reason!
H: From this day forward I will be your principal!
H: Which means that you will all be working very hard from now on...
H: as my slaves, that is! Hyohyohyo...

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B: The hell we will!!
B(2b): I'm the captain of the judo club! You come in all of a sudden like this and except us to listen to all this crazy stuff you're saying!
B: I always wear my gi, you know!!
H: Hyohyohyohyo...
B: What are you laughing at?!
B: I don't know what you are, but I'm gonna beat you right here and now!!
B: Uwa...
B: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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B: UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
text: MEMORIES
B: Pork cutlet...
G: The captain of the judo club!!
H: Hyohyohyo...resistance is futile...
H: I have ESP, you know! ESP!
H: There is no human alive capable of defeating me!!
H: And that is because I am the "Dark Psychic Overflowing with Hell, Principal Jigokku!!"
H: The G stands for Jigokku! The G!
H: Dammit...I'm not really sure what's going on...
H: But it seems like something really bad is happening!
M(2b): The Principal from Hell...Jigokku...?!
M: That's it! Now I remember!
M: His name sounds really familiar with the name of...
M: this teacher on the NHK children's TV show, "I Love My Town," Shigokku-sensei!!!

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H: He's right...!!
small: Shigokku-sensei
F: You know what he's talking about?!
F: This isn't the time to be talking about stuff like that!
F: This guy seems like trouble...
F: and he's trying to take over the school!!
J: Hyohyohyohyo...
J: Just surrender and obey my orders...
J: I've already cut all the exits off!
J: There is no possible way for you to escape!!
J: Don't try anything funny...!
M: Kuh...
J: They may look cute...
J: But I make each and every one of them go rabid with my powers...!
J: And that is because I have ESP!! Hyohyohyo...

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H: Dammit...what should we do...?!
F: At this rate that crazy person is going to do all kinds of crazy stuff to us...!!
M: You dumbasses!!!
M: What are you quivering like that for!? Machahiko!!
M: What have you been in high school for five years for, huh?!?!
H: Th...that has nothing to do with this...!!
M: Just because this guy seems a little scary, you intend on running away?!
M: And you call yourself a man!!
H: Y...you're right...
H: I...
H: am a man...!
H: You're right! It's just as Masaru says! "Gomu" means "Rubber" in Japanese! Therefore, Rubberman means Gomuningen!!
M: With everyone's friendship power, we can murder all these superdemons!!
M: OK...let's go!!
F: Rubberman!!

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P: Muu...?!
F: Hmmm...?
G: That's...!
P: Suspicious!
P: They're unbelievably suspicious!!
P: That's it! Guys!! If our opponent is some weird being...
P: Then that means we need weird beings to go up against him!!
P: Yeah! If they're extremely suspicious, they might be able to beat a crazy guy like that...
P: Alright!! Let's do it, everyone!!
P: We're going to protect our school from this weirdo!!
J: Wha...?! A...are you people total fools?! Don't you get it?!
J: All those cute things are going to become rabid, you know?!
J: Such an act is simple for someone like me!!
J: Hey! Did you hear that?! H...hey!
J: If you don't want to die, then stop where you stand!!

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J: Y...you bastards...how dare you belittle me like this...!!
J: Fine!!
J: Time for you all to realize my true power...!!
J: You maggooooooooottssss!!!
P: Ugeh...
P: W...woah...
J: Fuuuuunnnnuuuuufunuuuuuuuuuu....
P: Uu...
P: Ahhh...uwaaaahhhhh!!

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J: KuKAaaaaahhhhh....
J: Gah...
P: He died.

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P: We won...!
Sugoi Yo!! Masaru-san Part 2
The Teacher From Hell Arc

END

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-Author-
Usuta Kyousuke (23)
-Staff-
Hirano Masaomi
Tatehara Kenjirou (Fake Name)
Furukawa Nariaki
Nito Kumiko
Suzuki Youichi
Isou Naoki
-Special-
Michimoto Munenorimasa
Saito Sakae-sama
Niimi Satoshi-sama

Sexy Commando Gaiden
Sugoi Yo!!
Masaru-san

FIN

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