chapter 195
so many random references X__x

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Shinpachi: Eh? “Dondake~” wasn’t first place? I thought for sure it’d make it to this year’s Universe’s Most Popular Phrases though
(T/N: dondake is a catch phrase in Japan popularized among homosexuals and the younger generation by male transvestite IKKO, it basically means “what the!?” or “are you serious?” and was even once used in a Japanese McDonalds commercial)
Kagura: It seems to be the top in Edo, but if you compile all the rankings, it doesn’t even make it into the top 50! The Universe is very vast you know.
　Umm, what was 4th place again...Prince Chinkasu? Ah, no that’s number 8.
(T/N: chinkasu = penis scum;... Read More " "

I'm filling in for Bomber for chapter 194 ^^
second part of the prison break 'arc' XD;

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Katsura: What's wrong Suekichi-dono?
(T/N: -dono = suffix more polite/old-fashioned than -san)
Katsura: Have you not slept at all yesterday?
lesson 194 - everyone is an escaped convict from the prison called 'self'
Katsura: That's no good. You can't withstand the heavy workload here that way.
　As a samurai, before your battles, you must make sure to sleep.
Katsura: Hasn't this place always been like that?
box/Suekichi: Da...damn
box/Suekichi: Just little more...even though it was just a little more
box/Suekichi: After this, I could've broken through that hole and left this island behind, I could've... Read More " "

finished full script for 191 as requested by Bomber D Rufi ^^
this was hilarious to translate and explains a bit of what happens in 192 as well (like Masukaaku XDDDD; )
I had the raws with me this time, so I'm pretty confident with this translation~

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(page1)
white text: with one strike!
Kondou: You're...You're kidding...
　Taking down that strongest class of monkeys, the legendary Paoshanron, all by himself.
Kondou: And with just one strike too...
Kondou: There's no mistaking it
Kondou: To be able to do something like this, there's only one person in the world...

(page2)
Kondou: He who knows everything of this world
Kondou: The man who hunts down every prey on this planet
Kondou: That is the... Read More " "

EDIT: some katagana'd words were corrected accordingly to the raw scans I found (ex. Cattle Mutilation, Off Meet, MonHun)

this chapter was...I swear Sorachi's completely ignoring modesty now OTZ
Gin-chan's erm...screwdriver...comes to use XDDD;

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(page1)
Story Summary Thus Far: After mysterious aliens performed Cattle Mutilation on the bodies of the Yorozuya, changing a part of their bodies into screwdrivers, began to play the Monkey Hunter net game as their only clue to the whereabouts of the aliens. In the process, they meet up with players in similar situations (Katsura, Kondou, Sacchan, Hasegawa) and formed a group. Just as they close in on players who looked like the aliens, they... Read More " "