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Translation: Gintama 195

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:25:56 +0000

chapter 195
so many random references X__x

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Shinpachi: Eh? “Dondake~” wasn’t first place? I thought for sure it’d make it to this year’s Universe’s Most Popular Phrases though
(T/N: dondake is a catch phrase in Japan popularized among homosexuals and the younger generation by male transvestite IKKO, it basically means “what the!?” or “are you serious?” and was even once used in a Japanese McDonalds commercial)
Kagura: It seems to be the top in Edo, but if you compile all the rankings, it doesn’t even make it into the top 50! The Universe is very vast you know.
　Umm, what was 4th place again...Prince Chinkasu? Ah, no that’s number 8.
(T/N: chinkasu = penis scum; basically one of the worst insults in the Japanese language XDD; )
Kagu: 4th place was actually “Where did I put my EXILE CD?”...
(T/N: EXILE = popular Japanese pop band)
Shin: What's with that...is that seriously what's popular these days?
Kagu: 3rd place was “I came because my grandson asked me to”
Shin: Why are 3rd and 4th place so closely linked? It's basically a grandmother being asked by her grandson to come and buy an EXILE CD for him isn't it?
Shin: You should go and buy it yourself dammit, or the grandson should. There's no way an old lady will know what EXILE is.
Kagu: Ah, what you just said, that's 13th place.
Shin: Why are my comments even entered in the ranking!!?
Kagu: 2nd place is...eh...I can't remember
Kagu: First place is actually "Or B'z's CD is fine too"
(T/N: B'z = very popular Japanese rock band/duo)
Shin: Don't give uppppp!! Why are you giving up and buying something else!? What happened during 2nd place!!?

(page2)
Kagu: A~ah, Shinpachi, it's all 'cause you were too loud
Shin: Why's it my fault...hn?
Kagu: What is it? Is it an EXILE CD?
Shin: There were pictures behind the frame...
Shin: It looks like a pretty old picture though...
Kagu: !!
Shin: Who...
Shin: ...is she?
lesson 195 - why don't we talk about the past sometimes too?

(page3)
Shin: ...can this be-
Kagu: It's his woman from long ago
Shin: Eh!? You think so too? You really think so too?
Kagu: There's no mistaking it. This unpleasant feeling they're giving off, it can only come from those who are in a tender relationship.
　To treasure this kind of thing, it's kind of like he's got a girly side to him too, that man.
Shin: Wai- hurry and put it back!! Hurry and put it back!!
Shin: Hurry and return it to the way it was before Gin-san comes back!! If he sees that we've found this, he won't be happy. So hurry!!
Gintoki: Hey~ I'm back from buying the detergent
Shin: !!
Shin: Gin-san's here!! Hurry up!! Kagura-chan hurry it up!!
Kagu: You're annoying! I'm putting it back already...
Shin+Kagu: Ugaaaaah!!

(page4)
Gintoki's hand: *picks up*
Gin: Hn?
Shin: Gin-san!! It's not what you think!! Um...we didn't see anything at all, we don't know anything either!!
Kagu: Don't drag me in with you. I'm telling you though, that woman won't remember you at all.
Shin: Kagura-chan!!
Gin: Oi oi, some really nostalgic stuff has turned up hasn't it.
Shin: !
Gin: Where did you find this?
Shin: Well, we were doing some cleaning...and then it appeared
　from behind the frame
Gin: Ah, really.
Gin: That's where it was.
Shin: ...eh? Somehow...so easily...wait, eh? Wha...what exactly is this...who exactly is this?
Gin: ...what this is?
Gin: This is the Yorozuya.

(page5)
Shin: ...huh? Wait, aren't we the Yorozuya?
Gin: Right now you guys are what can be called the New Yorozuya.
　This was the Prototype Yorozuya.
Shin: Prototype!? Wait...I've never heard about it before, this kind of character setup!?
Gin: Huh? I hadn't mentioned it before?
Gin: ...basically, this was before you guys came to my place
　when I had just started the Yorozuya
Gin: There had been a time when there had been people other than you guys who were my partners at the Yorozuya.
Shin: Wait, hadn't you said before that you had always been working alone?
Gin: I was technically working alone. But for a short while it had been different.
　There were many things that happen, as adults.
Shin: Oh~? I never knew we had senpais (T/N: senpai = someone who has more experience in what you were doing)
　It's kind of a refreshing feeling.
Gin: Senpai? You know, they're not that great at all!
　It was only for a short while, 'cause we disbanded really quickly

(page6)
Shin: Eh? Then this sexy and pretty lady was also a Yorozuya member?
　Kagu: What do you mean by sexy? You're gross Shinpachi
(T/N: Shinpachi uses the word "nikukanteki" - literally, "meaty feeling" - which turned up a lot of pron magazines when I Googled it, so I guess it's some form of "sexy"?)
Gin: She was well, rather than a member, more of a semi-regular? If you compare to now, she was in Katharine's position.
Shinpachi: Katharine!? This was Katharine!?
Gin: Well, she normally serves as a hostess down at the old lady's place
　Sometimes she comes by to clean the place or help with Yorozuya jobs.
Gin: She was a considerate person, a good woman. Different from Katharine
Gin: Well~ It's really nostalgic.
Shin: Oh~? Katharine's position was so different from now, the quality had been pretty high back then huh?
Gin: Well, she was from the good old days.
Shin: Please tell us more! What about us? Who were in our positions?
Kagu: Yeah, I wanna know too. But either way they can't be better than us.
Gin (bottom-right): It hasn't changed, Yorozuya had revolved around a trio back then too.
Gin (top-left): They were useless guys just like you
Shin: Ahahahaha
Gin: Ah, here, there's a photo even.
Gin: This, this was Shinpachi's position, the Loser with Glasses and Master Tsukkomi, Kanemaru-kun.
(T/N: tsukkomi = when someone retorts to something that doesn't make sense with something logical, bascially what Shinpachi does 24/7)

(page7)
Shin: Kanemaru-kun's really high quality!!
Shin: What's with this!!? This can't be Kanemaru-kun can it!!? Isn't he black!!?
(T/N: Shinpachi means an African man can't have a Japanese name XD; )
Gin: Well, he was really lame. Even though his right hand is a PsychoGun, it was absolutely useless
Shin: He's useful!! No matter how you think about it, Kanemaru-kun's really useful isn't he!!?
Gin: Well, it's true he was very outstanding in terms of battling skills.
Kanemaru: Fuck You-!!
Gin: It's true he did earn himself the name of "Black Dragon" in the Underworld, a very terrifying man
Shin: This character setting's getting way too exagerrated isn't it!?
Gin: Anyways, he was still the one who did the tsukkomi
Shin: R...right, I see
Gin: Yorozuya can't be complete without tsukkomi
Shin: Well, since he's a foreigner, it's impossible isn't it, with the language barrier?
Gin: I had been really surprised this one time. When I had went out to eat with Kanemaru-kun at a family restaurant

(page8)
Gin: We want one lasagna and one chadzuke please
(T/N: chadzuke = Japanese dish of ocha/tea poured on rice)
Gin: And then, that waitress
　put the lasagna in front of me
Gin: and then gave him the chadzuke!
Shin: Ah-! He won't tsukkomu, that Kanemaru-kun
　Read the atmosphere! It's like "do I look like I eat chadzuke?"
Kanemaru: (small text: Oh Shit!! Oh My God!)
Kagu: It's no use. He can't say anything but katakana. A foreigner can't do it after all huh. Since he's not Shinpachi.
(T/N: katakana = the secondary set of the Japanese "alphabet" that are used for spelling out words from foreign languages)
Kane: Miss, I asked for sakechadzuke (T/N: salmon powder chadzuke), not umechadzuke (T/N: plum chadzuke)
Shin: He can speak Japanese!!?
Shin: Plus Kanemaru-kun was the one who ordered the chadzuke!!
Shin: Why are you the one eating the lasagna!!?
Kane: Ah, chadzuke's the most popular for the Japanese after all...
　but who the hell do you think is a Japanese!!?
Shin: Such high quality!! Going along with a joke and then finishing with a tsukkomu!! A true Kansai tsukkomi!!
(T/N: Kansai = south-western half of Japan; Kanemaru has a Kansai accent)

(page9)
Gin: Because Kanemaru-kun was from Kansai
Shin: Doesn't that mean he's Japanese!!?
Gin: "I'm not from Japan, I'm from Kansai" was Kanemaru-kun's favorite phrase
Shin: There's nobody from Kansai like that!
Shin: I've somewhat lost my confidence now...I'm inferior in every way
Kagu: Well, for Shinpachi's position, if anyone really wants to do it, they can
　There's no one who can replace me, right Gin-chan?
Gin: Here it is, here it is. There was also someone with Kagura's position
Kagu: What?
Gin: This is the only woman in our group, Ikezawa-san
Shin: Isn't it practically the same as Kanemaru!?
Shin: And how the hell is this the only woman!!?
Kagu: You bastard, what exactly do you see my position as you natural perm!!?
Shin: And by the way, why does everyone have that obstinate PsychoGun attached to them!?

(page10)
Gin: Ah, sorry, I got it wrong. This was the guy in Sadaharu's position, Furuhashi-san.
　Shin: That's a bunch of unnecessary information!!
Gin: Furuhashi-san was like the mascot for Yorozuya
Shin: Who wants that kind of mascot!? He hasn't changed at all from Kanemaru-kun!!
Gin: Sorry, sorry
Gin: I got it wrong, this was Kagura's
Gin: The only woman, Ikezawa-san
Shin: ...ah, she's really cute isn't she. That's great isn't it Kagura-chan?
　Kagu: Don't exaggerate, she's just female, that's all
Gin: No, that's not her
Kagu: Eh?

(page11)
Shin: Didn't I say already, they're all the same!!
Shin: Wasn't the PsychoGun just changed into a sake bottle!? (T/N: sake = Japanese wine)
Kagu: That's enough already!! How the hell is this like me!!?
Gin: Calm down. Ikezawa-san used to be a housewife
Gin: But because her husband had an affair at his workplace and didn't come back, she became an alcoholic
Gin: After that, just like Kagura, she began to say "aruaruaruaru" too (T/N: Kagura ends her sentences with "aru" often, which is phrase that marks assurance in what she says)
Ikezawa: Alcohol!
Ikezawa: Please give me alcohol!! Hey!!
(T/N: in Japanese, alcohol is pronounced ARUKOORU, thus kinda sorta like Kagura's "aru"...at least Gin-chan thinks so)
Shin: What kind of way for using "aru" is that!? Does it even exist!!?
(T/N: Shinpachi thinks not)
Shin: By the way what kind of Yorozuya is this!!?
Shin: It's filled with Kanemarus!!
　This definitely won't sell. And this definitely won't be made into an anime!

(page12)
Gin: Don't say it like that, they're your senpai!
Gin: To me, they've been with me through many adventures, and are my very important friends
Gin: Look at this
Gin: This was when we caught the phantom thief who had been causing trouble in Edo. It had been a very big case.
Gin: And this was when we exterminated the man who was killing bystanders to test his new sword. The morning sun had been dazzling then.
Gin: This was when we caught the purse snatcher. When we returned the furoshiki, the old woman even cried.
(T/N: furoshiki = a wrapping cloth used to carry things around/wrap gifts/etc., for example the ones used to wrap bento boxes)
Gin: And then this...what was this again...when we beat that guy up probably...
Gin: This was......I kinda forgot
Gin: ...

(page13)
Shin: You definitely didn't fit in at all did you!!?
Shin: It's already so loose! None of you have gotten close at all have you!!?
Gin: That's not it. Maybe you kids don't understand, but adults interact with approximately this sense of distance.
　We aren't really clingy
Shin: But those two in the back seem to be extremely clingy right there!!
Kagu: This is pretty evident, Kanemaru and Ikezawa...
　In the Yorozuya Trio, the two of them are with each other, leaving Gin-chan behind
Kagu: He kinda became like Mark Panther from globe. Because he looked the most Japanese, he became like Mark.
Gin: Shut up!! I'm not Mark!! Me, who leads Yorozuya, should be more like Komuro!!
(T/N: wikipedia article on the Japanese band globe; of the 3 members, Mark the rapper is the most foreign-looking and speaks 3 languages, while Komuro the producer/keyboardist later married the lead vocalist)
Shin: No, I've never seen such a lonely-looking Komuro before
Gin: It's because I'm Komuro that I haven't felt absolutely pitiful. In fact, I had been encouraging their relationship you know

(page14)
Gin: But, as Komura the producer of Yorozuya
　I wanted them to be aware of one thing, that it is wrong to engross themselves in their relationship and neglect their work
Gin: Well, them being like the youngsters nowadays, they'll fall apart after just a little pressure
　They disappeared sometime after
Shin: That's not "sometime after"! There seems to be a pretty terrifying photo left behind isn't there!!?
Gin: Well, after that, the mascot character Furuhashi-san and I decided to work together from then on as a duo
Shin: What part of him seems like a mascot!? He's making a terribly evil face!
Gin: It seems a trio is an incomplete number after all, since disputes arise all the time
Gin: Well, since then, what has our duo been doing?
Gin (right frame): Even City Hunter pales in comparison to the greatness of our accomplishments
(T/N: ]City Hunter is a manga series about an underground group fighting crime)
Gin (overlapping frames): Getting busy all over the place. Now that I think about it, that time had been our busiest time
Shin: You basically haven't been doing anything but going to goukon right!!?
(T/N: goukon = popular activity where groups of boys and girls have a collective blind date)

(page15)
Gin: Work is something where, even if you tried your hardest, you won't necessarily always succeed
Shin: If you just keep doing things like that then of course it's no use, all of it!!
Gin: Even if we're hurt and fall down, if we stand back up despite it all
　of course, it's because of that good friend by your side
Shin: By the way, who was the one who took these photos?
Shin: Isn't it unbelievable? Who would chose these losers to be models for their photographs?

(page16)
Gin: Now I remember
Gin: the stars were beautiful that night
Shin: What the hell did you do!!?

(page17)
Shin: Even if I thought you would end it just a bit nicely, it was absolutely filthy until the very end!!?
Kagu: Don't you have even one or two good stories from the past to tell you bastard!!?
Shin: Now I've fully understood why there's not even one satisfactory history in the Yorozuya
Kagu: If we leave it up to him, we're definitely headed on the path to downfall
Shin: From now on, let's go accomplish something for the Yorozuya
Kagu: We're going to go and make history

(page18)
Gin: Ow ow ow
Gin: Those guys kicked without mercy at all
　don't they know any limits?
Sadaharu: Wan (T/N: wan = what dogs say; woof/bark/etc.)
Gin: ?
Gin: What is it?

(page19)
Gin: Let next year
Gin: be a great year too

Translation: Gintama 194

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:07:38 +0000

I'm filling in for Bomber for chapter 194 ^^
second part of the prison break 'arc' XD;

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Katsura: What's wrong Suekichi-dono?
(T/N: -dono = suffix more polite/old-fashioned than -san)
Katsura: Have you not slept at all yesterday?
lesson 194 - everyone is an escaped convict from the prison called 'self'
Katsura: That's no good. You can't withstand the heavy workload here that way.
　As a samurai, before your battles, you must make sure to sleep.
Katsura: Hasn't this place always been like that?
box/Suekichi: Da...damn
box/Suekichi: Just little more...even though it was just a little more
box/Suekichi: After this, I could've broken through that hole and left this island behind, I could've gotten freedom
box/Suekichi: Why can't I accomplish something so simple

(page2)
text/Suekichi: The one responsible for it all is...this man...
text/Suekichi: At first sight, he seems without weaknesses, but if you look again he's full of weaknesses
text/Suekichi: Yet he's always alternating between having and lacking weaknesses, revealing his fangs, but that is also a weakness. He is a man like the Hell of Eternal Suffering.
text/Suekichi: As long as this man remains in the cell across from me, my escape is impossible.
text/Suekichi: I've already given up the naive attempt at finding his weak points.
text/Suekichi: Eliminate him.
text/Suekichi: If I don't eliminate him, I won't be able to obtain freedom.
text/Suekichi: But, what should I do to...
Shachi: Oi, are you the new recruit who just arrived?
Suekichi: ?

(page3)
Shachi: It's another one of those guys who's got a face with pride written all over it.
Shachi: Oh young master, what exactly have you done for them to lock you up in here?
text/Suekichi: That's...
text/Suekichi: Shachi!! (T/N: Shachi's kanji name means 'killer whale')
text/Suekichi: Robbery, murder, kidnapping. With countless crimes under his belt, the King of Crime, and the boss of the criminals here.
text/Suekichi: The killer Shachi!!
Katsura: ...
Shachi: Oi, what's with that look?
Shachi: What're you lookin' at? Ya wanna fight?
text/Suekichi: Oi, stop it!! Don't get me involved in such a troublesome situation!!
Katsura: It's nothing...I apologize, have I caused you dissatisfaction?
Katsura: My bad, there is just one thing I'm curious about though.
text/Suekichi: That's right! Be sincere and don't go against him

(page4)
Katsura: Your clothes are torn.
text/Suekichi: It's fashion!!
Katsura: And, there are scribbles on your face.
Katsura: Could it have been that someone played a prank on you when you were asleep?
text/Suekichi: That's fashion!! Fashion for the sake of giving off a wild vibe!!
guy1: Are you makin' fun of us!!?
guy1: There's no way Shachi-san would wear torn clothes! They were made to be this way you moron!!
Katsura: Eh? They were made with this style on purpose?
　You purposely cut it up in the shape of shark teeth?
text/Suekichi: Stop it!! Don't keep asking! Just let it go without asking any more!
Shachi: N...not really, just...I thought the sleeves were in the way so I went and cut them off, and it turned out like this.
text/Suekichi: Shachiiiii!! Shachi's definitely getting shy!! He's gonna lose his reputation!!

(page5)
guard: Oi what are you people doing!!?
guard: Eat quietly!
gang: Tch
gang: We'll remember this you bastards!!
text/Suekichi: Bastards? Whats with the "s"!?
text/Suekichi: They've definitely counted me in as well!!
text/Suekichi: What should I do!!?
Katsura/small text above head: What's with that?
text/Suekichi: This is the worst!! Even though up until now, in order to make sure there's nothing in my way to break out of here, I've been keeping a low profile and living quietly
text/Suekichi: It's over. If I've got those guys keeping an eye on me...
text/Suekichi: !!
text/Suekichi: No, wait!
text/Suekichi: This threat...it can be useful!!
text/Suekichi: I can use this threat
text/Suekichi: to turn that man into a corpse

(page6)
text/Suekichi: I'll help along and hand that man over to Shachi!!
text/Suekichi: On top of selling Shachi a favour, I can turn that man into a corpse!! Two birds with one stone!!
text/Suekichi: First, I have to get close with Shachi's gang
text/Suekichi: Uwah!! They're completely hostile
text/Suekichi: There's no other way
text/Suekichi: I'll have to show them I'm their comrade
guy1: What?
guy1: You wanna meet with Shachi?
Suekichi: Yeah
Suekichi: I want him to know I have no hostilities against any of you guys.
Suekichi: That foolish man isn't my friend or anything
Suekichi: Lately he's been hanging around me a lot, it's giving me quite the headache
guy2: Is that so...come to think of it you had only been sitting there and watching at the time hadn't you
　Shachi-san, this Suekichi guy says he wants to meet with you
text/Suekichi: Alright, perfect. It seems this sleeve-less getup was affective after all...

(page7)
Shachi: What is it?
Shachi: What do you want?
Shachi: Leave me alone
Shachi: Just leave me alone already
text/Suekichi: Sha...Shachiiiiiii!!
text/Suekichi: He's cutting off all the jagged parts from his jagged sleeveless vests!!
guy1: After that incident, he's been like this the entire time
guy1: He's begun to cut off all the jagged parts from his clothes
Suekichi: Please stop Shachi!! It's cool!! You don't need to worry, those jags are really cool!!
Shachi: It's not about whether it's cool or not!!
　It's not like I wore these so that I can look cool either
Shachi: I'm not gonna wear anymore clothes with jags on them!!
text/Suekichi: That's just redundant!! Shachi, you're really redundant!!
text/Suekichi: Just how sensitive are you!!?
Shachi: And for your information, I didn't cut my bangs to look jagged on purpose either! Don't get me wrong!
Shachi: Should I cut this too!?
Suekichi: Stop it Shachi!! Just this one set of jags...

(page8)
Shachi: Oi, you, what're you wearin'?
Suekichi: !
text/Suekichi: Ah...!!
text/Suekichi: Oh no!! Under these circumstances, this getup would be seen as mockery!
Shachi: I see more jags!!
Katsura: Are you hurt Suekichi-dono?
Suekichi: Eh? Uh, I'm fine.
Katsura: You bastards, going as far as to make Suekichi-dono's sleeves jagged, do you not know the meaning of shame!!?

(page9)
guy1: That's not it, this guy had those since the beginning!! It wasn't us!!
Katsura: Be silent. Then what are these triangular pieces!!? Aren't they proof of you guys making the jags?
guy1: That's not it! Those are Shachi's...
guy1: GYAAAHHHH
Katsura: ...what's wrong Suekichi-dono?
Katsura: Have you not slept at all again yesterday?
Katsura: That's no good. As a samurai, before your battles...
guy1: Katsura-san, it's definitely because we were playing UNO 'til morning in the next cell and making too much noise so he couldn't sleep
guy2: Sorry Suekichi-san, we were too excited with UNO
Shachi(?): But that's cuz Katsura-san was too strong
Katsura: No Shachi, you were too weak
guy1: That's right Shachi, you were too weak~~~
text/Suekichi: Why!!?
text/Suekichi: Why did it turn out like this!!?

(page10)
text/Suekichi: Forget turning him into a corpse, hadn't I just increased his sphere of influence instead!!?
Katsura: Alright everyone, it's about time we head to work
criminals: Yessir!!
text/Suekichi: Did he not just become the head of the entire prison!!?
guard: Take care, Katsura-dono!!
Katsura: Un-hn
text/Suekichi: Why does even the guard salute him!!?
text/Suekichi: Wha...what kind of person is he, this man...
text/Suekichi: In just a few days, he's gained control of this Hellish prison
text/Suekichi: I...I have...perhaps
text/Suekichi: I've challenged an unbelievable man!!
text/Suekichi: Even though it hurts to realize the enormity of this wall in front of my eyes
text/Suekichi: Yet, what's unbelievable is, my heart did not feel hopeless

(page11)
box/Suekichi: This island that's been called Hell, Gokumontou
box/Suekichi: has changed after the appearance of that man
box/Suekichi: The cruel work that's been designed to torment the criminals
box/Suekichi: has changed into something from which we can experience the joy of hard work, something worth doing
box/Suekichi: The empty, lifeless eyes of the criminals,
box/Suekichi: in order to repent for their past crimes and to make up for their past and sins by correcting their ways, their eyes have started looking towards tomorrow
box/Suekichi: In interaction with these kind of criminals, the guards
box/Suekichi: start to understand the joy in not abandoning people and to give forgiveness
box/Suekichi: And then
box/Suekichi: he who, for 15 years
box/Suekichi: refused to face his crimes,
box/Suekichi: and concentrated solely on escape from the hardships he's faced with, the man who had continued to dig that tunnel to escape

(page12)
box/Suekichi: Closed off
box/Suekichi: the tunnel
guy1: Ahh~ I've worked pretty hard today too!!
guy2: I've slept really well recently!! Sleeping has become something I look forward to
guy1: By the way, that gross prison food's starting to taste pretty good
Katsura: Humans are living beings that need eat, work and sleep
Katsura: If any one of those are satisfied, the other two will naturally become satisfying
　And then, once all three are satisfied, humans will see the true meaning of life
Shachi: Katsura-san, recently I've been feeling immensely expectant of the arrival of the next day
Shachi: We who are like insects...are feeling more and more human every day
Shachi: For the first time...I feel like I'm alive
Shachi: The one who taught us this feeling is Katsura-san...it's you
Shachi: Thank you
Shachi: Treating us...as humans

(page13)
Katsura: Oi, it's time for lights out, who's the one crying?
Katsura: The guard's coming, stop crying before you get scolded
Suekichi: Sorry
Katsura: Hmph
Shachi/vertical sfx: Ahahaha
Katsura: Alright, let's sleep for the sake of tomorrow
Katsura: Eating, working, and sleeping, that's what's human.
guys: Goodnight Katsura-san
Katsura: !

(page14)
Katsura: What's wrong Suekichi-dono?
Katsura: Still can't sleep?
Suekichi: ...
Suekichi: Katsura-san
Suekichi: you said that you were a revolutionist
　What had you done to be locked up in here? I want to know what crime you committed
Katsura: I had not committed any crimes
Katsura: I came here out of my own will
Suekichi: !
Suekichi: To do what?
Katsura: That goes without saying, I'm a revolutionist
Katsura: I came to revolutionize Hell

(page15)
Suekichi: Ahahaha, you really are something aren't you!!
Katsura: So? Suekichi-dono, have I managed to change anything?
Suekichi: Who knows...I'm not sure but
Suekichi: at least I've changed
Suekichi: I've been cured of my insomnia
text/Suekichi: I've...decided to dig out a new tunnel
box/Suekichi: Harder than any rock,
box/Suekichi: a long tunnel I'm not sure when I'll dig through
box/Suekichi: A tunnel leading to tomorrow
box/Suekichi: I don't need an escape route anymore
box/Suekichi: I'll fight for the sake of tomorrow

(page16)
box/Suekichi: If it's with those guys,
box/Suekichi: if it's with that man,
box/Suekichi: we'll definitely reach it.
box/Suekichi: That's what I...
box/Suekichi: believe.
text/Katsura: He's finally asleep?
text/Katsura: That was way too troublesome
Katsura: Sorry to make you wait

(page17)
text/Katsura: He really was an opponent without weaknesses
text/Katsura: Though I had already prepared an escape route, I hadn't counted on having an insomniac living in the other cell
text/Katsura: But he's just small fry for me,
text/Katsura: absolutely convinced by my acting and letting down his guard
text/Katsura: I'm tempted to stay and see their looks of dumbfoundedness when they find out I've escaped from prison, how unfortunate.
text/Katsura: Farewell, you bastards can just stay here with your chains forever!!
Katsura: !!

(page18)
text/Katsura: So...someone's looking!? No...no way...this is...
text/Katsura: No...someone is watching!! Someone is looking this way!! How can this be...unless
text/Shachi: Alright!!
text/Shachi: He's finally asleep? That was way too troublesome.
text/Shachi: He really was an opponent without weaknesses
text/Shachi: Though I had already prepared an escape route, but it took pretty long to make him drop his guard
Shachi: !!

(page19)
text/Shachi: So...someone's looking!? No...no way...this is...
text/Shachi: No...someone is watching!! Someone is looking this way!! How can this be...unless
guy1: Alright!! He's finally asleep? That was way too troubleso...
guy1: !!
guy2: Alright!! He's finally asleep? That was way too troub...
guy3: Alright...
guy4: Alri...
boatguy1: Senpai
boatguy1: The island seems to have many holes drilled in it
boatguy2: Oh? Fill 'em in, fill 'em in.

Translation: Gintama 191

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:45:35 +0000

finished full script for 191 as requested by Bomber D Rufi ^^
this was hilarious to translate and explains a bit of what happens in 192 as well (like Masukaaku XDDDD; )
I had the raws with me this time, so I'm pretty confident with this translation~

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(page1)
white text: with one strike!
Kondou: You're...You're kidding...
　Taking down that strongest class of monkeys, the legendary Paoshanron, all by himself.
Kondou: And with just one strike too...
Kondou: There's no mistaking it
Kondou: To be able to do something like this, there's only one person in the world...

(page2)
Kondou: He who knows everything of this world
Kondou: The man who hunts down every prey on this planet
Kondou: That is the legendary Hunter
Kondou: "M"!!
lesson 191 - parameters in real life and in net games are directly inversed
black text: that legendary man has appeared before them...!!

(page3)
Shinpachi: Cool...So cool...
Shinpachi: I thought he was going to be a buff ossan (middle-aged man), but this guys way cool!!
Shinpachi: Didn't you appear in FF (Final Fantasy)? You appeared in THE FF didn't you?
Kondou: I...I wonder if I should get a signature
Katsura: What are you getting so excited over? That isn't why we're here. (blank line) Excuse me M-dono (T/N: dono = polite form of san) would you mind taking a picture with my children?
Shinpachi: No really, why are you here then? Who are your "children"!?
Shinpachi: Excuse me erm...we
M: You don't need to say anything.
Shinpachi: !!
M: Who do you think I am? I'm the one who knows everything, M aren't I?
M: Why you guys are playing this game, why you have been looking for me. I know everything.
M: I've been waiting. (top-right)
M: Not afraid to face any challenges. Hunting for the tomorrow of hope. (bottom-center)
M: For the arrival of the true Hunters. (top-left)

(page4)
M: Lately, in this world of MonHun (T/N: short for Monkey Hunter), many strange Hunters have been appearing.
M: They aren't here to enjoy the hunt, but to focus entirely on searching for people.
M: And what you can count on every one of them to say is...
M: "Do you know about the alien gamers?"
group: !!
Shinpachi: Don't...don't tell me
M: That's right...you guys weren't the only ones who had been put through Cattle Mutilation
M: People like you who are searching to retrieve their own bodies
M: are coming one by one into this world
Sacchan: You guys didn't know?
　This case has even moved the government into action. Actually, I've also been sent to join in this game by a certain member of the government
Sacchan: in order to tie up the alien gamers.
Shinpachi: Yeah but, you tied up yourself instead didn't you. You didn't do anything other than your M play. (T/N: Masochist play/technique)

(page5)
M: ...but, most of those players gave up hope and threw away their controllers.
M: In this net world, searching for a specific person without knowing their name is nearly impossible.
M: To be able to reach me
M: you guys are the first ones.
group: !!
M: You should be able to find what you're searching for here.
M: In side this holy shrine lives the monkey that stands at the top of the food chain, the legendary beast Seitentaisei (T/N: reference to the Monkey King/Goku from Saiyuki, which is a very famous Chinese fantasy novel, not just a manga by Minekura-sama XD; )
M: If those guys want to hunt him, they'll have to come here.
M: You guys are the ones I've accepted as true Hunters.
M: Won't you battle by my side?

(page6)
M: They keep treading mud into our Hunter's Paradise
M: I cannot allow them to continue.
M: Let's go together
M: to take back our Paradise.
Shinpachi: M~~~~!!
next door: Hey, shut up already.
Shinpachi: Ah! I'm sorry!! M is too cool!! In the end we finally found someone serious to join our party!! (T/N: party = group)
Gintoki: Is it really okay? To get you caught up in such a troublesome conflict.
M: Hmph, in games, it's the troublesome things that are most enjoyable.
M: No need to worry, a normal person or someone just curious won't do something like this.
M: I too must recover my own body.
Gintoki: Could it be...you've also been turned into a screwdr...
M: Well, it's to a different degree than you guys.
M: There had been a sudden flash of light from above
M: by the time I realized, it was too late

(page7)
Madao (er...Hasegawa): I had been modified into, an unemployed man...
Shinpachi: That has nothing to do with modification!!
Shinpachi: What, are you blaming the fact that you have no job on the aliens!? You were like that from the start already!!
Madao: For Hasegawa, he has lost his ambitions and everything else. They have all been modified into a pair of filthy sunglasses.
Shinpachi: That's you isn't it!!? Don't just deny who you are right now and make up a new version of yourself!!
Shinpachi: What's with this...the legendary Hunter is...someone like Hasegawa-san
Shinpachi: "M", that's the first letter of MADAO isn't it
Gintoki: I see. Using all that spare time you have to escape into this game, that's how you became the strongest Hunter.
Gintoki: Parameters in real life and in net games are directly inversed
Gintoki: The strongest players in games, in reality are those useless people with the most times on their hands, that's very common. When a legendary Hunter appears, that's also when the legendary useless bum appears.
Shinpachi: Speaking of which, our party is the strongest isn't it? So we're surrounded by useless bums...are we gonna be alright?

(page8)
sfx: footsteps
group: !!
Shinpachi: Ah...
Shinpachi: someone's...
Shinpachi: They're...
Shinpachi: They're here!!
Shinpachi: It's them!! There's no mistaking it!!
Shinpachi: They look the exact same as they did in real life!!
Gintoki: Meeting those two fools here, this is their doom.
Katsura: Wait!!
Katsura: We're inside the game right now, even if we catch those two here, we can't get our real bodies back [anxious] (T/N: Katsura's 'emoti-words' will be in [square brackets])
Kondou: Punch Samurai G is right, there's no point if we can't bait out the real bodies playing the game.
Shinpachi: Then...just what should we do?
Madao: An Off Meet

(page9)
Shinpachi: Off Meet?
Madao: That's right, an Off Meet is when net players who become friends on forums or chat boards meet offline face to face in real life to strengthen their friendship.
Madao: Help those guys in their hunt and become net friends.
Madao: Then, invite them to an Off Meet to bait them out of the computer world.
Gintoki: We don't have time for dull stuff like that!! It's already been 3 weeks, we've been doing this lame stuff for 3 weeks!
Katsura: It's because it's been 3 weeks that we need to be calm about this. It's because this is only the 9th page that we need to think this over calmly.
Madao: Alright, then in order to ensure our plan works, let's schedule an Off Meet
Shinpachi: You're way too composed aren't you!! You're as composed as if you were in your own home aren't you!!
sfx: Groooooooowl
aliens: !!
sfx: boom

(page10)
Shinpachi: It...
Shinpachi: It's here!!
alien#2 (thick-lipped one): Senpai (T/N: older acquaintance), it's here, the last boss.
alien#1 (mustache one): It's huge.
Madao: Alright, either way, let's sell them a favor first. (T/N: to make the aliens indebted to them)
Madao: That's the strongest enemy in MonHun
Madao: don't get killed!
Madao: Let's go!

(page11)
Shinpachi: ...it looks like
Shinpachi: it's already been defeated
Shinpachi: HOLD ON A SEC!!
Shinpachi: W-wh-what should we do!!? We didn't even do anything yet!!
alien#2: Ah, the last enemy has fallen too huh?
alien#2: So MonHun's over with this right?
Shinpachi: This is bad!! This is bad!! Those guys look like they're ready to quit the game!!
Shinpachi: If they quit MonHun, then it's over for us too!!

(page12)
Madao: Enemies!! We need a new enemy for them!
Shinpachi: An enemy you say, but where the hell do we get one!?
Madao: Anyhow, I'll take care of that!
Madao: You guys find a way to keep them in the game!
Sacchan: It seems it can't be helped but to use feminine powers now hm?
Gintoki: 'Tch, can't be helped.
alien#1: In the end it seems we haven't been able to find "that" huh...
alien#2: Un, by "that" you mean treasures and items?
alien#1: No! "That" is...
aliens: !
Gintoki: Hey, you go say hello first!
Sacchan: No way~ Ginko (T/N: Gin from Gintoki, -ko is a common ending for female Japanese names) was the one who said that guy's antenna looked yabai (T/N: the word "yabai" can mean gross/bad, but in modern slang, it means cool/awesome/good; kinda like the equivalent of the English "sick"). You should go first Ginko!
Ginko (er...Gintoki): Ah, oh no, they're looking this way
Ginko: U...u~~~mm we're actually hunting together, the two of us
Ginko: would you like to come hunt with us? --- is what she said
Sacchan: Eh, that's not it, it's her. She said it!
Shinpachi: They're good at this!!
Shinpachi: They've perfectly replicated the high school girl mood
　no man can withstand this!
Sacchan: I didn't say anything like that, Ginko said it!
Ginko: Hey, stop it~~~ Because Saruko (T/N: Saru from Sacchan's name, -ko as common female name ending) said that the full-body tights look was really yabai
Saruko: No, that was Ginko!
Ginko: No no, it was Saruko!

(page13)
Kagura: No, it was me aru!
Shinpachi: Why is a middle-aged man mixed in there!!?
Shinpachi: Right now, you're not a girl you know!!?
Kagura: It's really yabai isn't it? White tights, isn't it just yabai? Won't it be not not not yabai? (T/N: Kagura's just going overboard here, ignore her)
Shinpachi: What's yabai is that gross middle-aged man alright!!? (T/N: here, Shinpachi uses the "gross" meaning of yabai)
alien#2: Ah, sorry, since we already took down the last boss, we're-
Ginko: Wahh!! That's awesome!!
Ginko: You're really strong aren't you~~ I admire you guys~~
alien#2: Well, it was a one-hit KO
Ginko: Ah, but did you know there was a hidden boss before the holy shrine?
Ginko: Estark (T/N: monster from Dragon Quest game) or Masukaaku (T/N: name of a character that has appeared in Gundam SEED...OTZ), I'm not sure, but it's a super strong hidden boss you know?
Shinpachi: Maskaaku!? Where the hell are you heading with this!!
alien#2: Senpai, what should we do? They said they want to go with us.
alien#1: Wh...whatever
alien#1: It's fine if they want to though

(page14)
Shinpachi: WAIT A SECOND!!
Shinpachi: Maskaaku doesn't exist anywhere in this world though!!
Shinpachi: What should we do!!? They just talked about whatever and now they're going to whereever!!
Katsura: ...this is bad.
Katsura: That man called 'senpai' or something
Katsura: He's definitely got the Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome
Katsura: Overly sensitive to the opposite sex, afraid to look directly at them, pretending he has no interest
Katsura: See? It's great that they've joined the party, but that sense of distance
Katsura: Using the Venus fly trap (T/N: the girls?) has given us the opposite effect
Katsura: This way we can't effectively invite him to an Off Meet
Kondou: Let's use the effects of the Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome instead then
Katsura: !
Kondou: Those with Junior High 2nd Grade Syndrome have a thick AT Field (T/N: ...from Evangelion -____-; ) against the opposite sex. But they're defenseless against the same sex.
Shinpachi: And you're talking about AT Fields, you're the one who has Junior High 2nd Year Syndrome
Kondou: I'm going to open that guy's AT Field, you guys use that chance to join them

(page15)
Shinpachi: Open it? How are you gonna do that?
Shinpachi: That guy doesn't seem to open up to anyone but his kouhai (T/N: younger acquaintance/alien#2)
Kondou: If he thinks we're comrades, he should open the doors to his heart.
Kondou: Don't we have anything that would make me look like those guys?
Kondou: !
Kondou: That's it!
alien#2: What's wrong senpai? You've been quiet for a while now.
alien#1: No...nothing's wrong
Ginko: This is bad...he still hasn't opened the doors to his heart yet
Saruko: He's right at the age where it's hard to do so.
Ginko: That kind of habitual sneaking of glances in our direction is getting on my nerves
Saruko: We can't rush! We have to negotiate slowly
Kondou: Ohhh~~~?
alien#1: !
Kondou: Don't tell me, is that you Senpai?

(page16)
Kondou: It's me, me!
Kondou: I was 2 years below you in High school
Kondou: You don't remember? This antenna... (T/N: yes, he's referring to THAT antenna OTZ)
Ginko: W...wow! It's a new breed of monkey~~~ It's a rare monkey isn't it~~ Hurry, let's collect the items!
alien#1: ...just now, didn't it speak? Was it someone you know...
Saruko: We wouldn't know this monkey! It's a monkey! It's nothing but a monkey!
Kagura: Ah, cool, I got a rare item aru
box: "Dirty Antenna" has been added to your inventory
Kagura: You guys can have this as a proof of friendship

(page17)
alien#1: Eh? Really?
alien#2: Isn't it great senpai? You can make even more powerful equipment with this
alien#1: Well, no, I don't think I can really use this for anything
Katsura: Fruit Punch Chinpo (T/N: chinpo = penis OTZ) G!!! [LOL]
Shinpachi: Why are you laughing?
Shinpachi: The plan failed drastically, but their distance has awkwardly decreased.
Katsura: Snuffle! Fruit Punch Chinpo Samurai G! Your death wasn't in vain! [ROFL]
Shinpachi: Why are you laughing so hard?
Katsura: Fruit Chinpo Samurai G has taught us
Katsura: if you want someone to open their heart to you, you have to reveal your own heart to them first [naked]
Shinpachi: Well no, that guy was just walking around naked.
Katsura: No matter how much we whisper to each other here, we won't be able to open that guy's heart
Katsura: I've decided, I'm going to reveal myself those guys straight on [decided]
Katsura: If I reveal everything that's on my mind, even if we're from different planets, they should understand!!
Shinpachi: Hold on Katsura-san!!

(page18)
Katsura: Hey you bastards!!
group: !!
Katsura: The truth is, when I'm taking showers, I sometimes take a piss too, but
Katsura: everyone's done that before right!?
Shinpachi: That has nothing to do with anything!! You just shouted out whatever came to mind didn't you!!?
Ginko: W...wow! There are rare monkeys everywhere here isn't there?
alien#1: Um...you know that guy don't you? You knew that guy from before too didn't you?
Saruko: We don't know this monkey! It's a monkey! Nothing but a monkey!
Kagura: Ah, cool, I got a rare item aru! You guys can have this as a proof of...
box: "Holy Water" has been added to your inventory
group: WE DON'T NEED THAT!!

(page19)
alien#1: Oi, I've kept quiet for a while now, but enough's enough you people!
alien#1: Quietly following people around
alien#1: What's your goal?
alien#1: Are you people on their side too?
Ginko: Hah? What are you talking about?
alien#1: I wanna know who you guys are
Ginko: Before asking someone else, you should tell us who you are
alien#2: Ah? Us?
alien#2: We're being screwdrivers.
black text: Next week...seems to be with more of the mood of a feast!!
box: Kouhai
　weapon: whip
box: Senpai
　weapon: gun

Translation: Gintama 192

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 03:54:23 +0000

EDIT: some katagana'd words were corrected accordingly to the raw scans I found (ex. Cattle Mutilation, Off Meet, MonHun)

this chapter was...I swear Sorachi's completely ignoring modesty now OTZ
Gin-chan's erm...screwdriver...comes to use XDDD;

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(page1)
Story Summary Thus Far: After mysterious aliens performed Cattle Mutilation on the bodies of the Yorozuya, changing a part of their bodies into screwdrivers, began to play the Monkey Hunter net game as their only clue to the whereabouts of the aliens. In the process, they meet up with players in similar situations (Katsura, Kondou, Sacchan, Hasegawa) and formed a group. Just as they close in on players who looked like the aliens, they find out that their true identities were two others who had their bodies modified into screwdrivers, Hijikata and Okita.
black text: Where're the MonHun? (T/N: MonHun = short for Monkey Hunters)
guy: Excuse me! 2 helpings of salted cow tongues and 4 beers please!
waitress: Okay, it'll be here shortly!!
waitress: Excuse me, have you decided what to order?

(page2)
lesson 192 - always, a screwdriver in your heart
black text: Be a screwdriver as if your life depends on it!
group: 10 servings of Barbecue Beef Ribs G

(page3)
Shinpachi(?): ...well, someone say something.
flag: MonHun, Screwdriver Battle Team, Off Meet
Shinpachi(?): After all, it's a rare...Off Meet
Gintoki: Even if it's an Off Meet
Gintoki: we practically all know each other already.
Gintoki: There's just the faces of the idiots we see everyday.
Gintoki: Hey, as I was saying
Gintoki: This isn't the time to be having an Off Meet or whatever!
Gintoki: It's already the 4th week!!

(page4)
Gintoki: 4 weeks, it's already been 4 weeks!! Why have we been doing these useless things for a whole month!?
　In other words, this one month hasn't made things any better, in fact it's gotten worse!
Gintoki: What's with this!? This hunting game we've been playing. Hunting for 3 weeks, what exactly have we gained!?
Kondou: ...come on let it go, even though we haven't gotten any further clues on the whereabouts of the alien players
Kondou: but hasn't MonHun brought all of us, with a common goal, together as friends?
　This is more important than any treasure we've gained in the hunt.
Gintoki: The friends you're talking about are all idiots and morons, that doesn't help the case at all!!
Hijikata: What did you say, bastard?
Gintoki: Go look in the mirror Hijikata, see what you look like right now! You'll see a moron reflected back at you for sure, go and see!
Hijikata: It's better than the idiot who got his XXX turned into a screwdriver at least!
Gintoki: Are you an idiot!? This is much better than the guy who got his whole body, including his XXX, turned into a screwdriver! Moron!
Shinpachi: Wait, wait! Please calm down!!
Shinpachi: Anyway, this Off Meet is for us to discuss our next steps.
Shinpachi: Let's negotiate in peace alright?

(page5)
Shinpachi: Our battle group has still been unable to gather any leads about the alien players.
　How about your team Hijikata-san?
Gintoki: By the way, why were you guys using those confusing avatars!?
　It's all your guys' fault! Wasting a whole week of our time!!
Hijikata: If there's a player with the same appearance as you in a game, you can't ignore that right?
　We used that as bait for those guys.
Hijikata: In the end we caught people like you instead.
Okita: That's not necessarily true Hijikata-san.
　That bait may be able to catch a big fish chasing the little fish.
Katsura: Ah, I'm sorry for being late.
　Hello everyone, I'm Fruit Punch Samurai G
Hijikata: This is your last meal in this world, what do you want to eat?
Katsura: Well then, I want Uemino (T/N: the first stomach of a cow, very expensive)
Okita: Excuse me~ Please give this guy a plate of Numbing Raw Meat (T/N: item in Monster Hunter that stuns the eater)

(page6)
Katsura: I...I was tricked! I never thought this Off Meet was going to be a trap...!!
Okita: (Come on, eat it)
Gintoki: Are you an idiot!? Why is a patriot activist like you even attending an Off Meet?
Katsura: Even a patriot activist would want off time! A time to forget everything and relax!!
Gintoki: Your head's always been Off hasn't it? You're adapter hasn't been plugged in right!?
Katsura: Hn, you are all fools. Even if you caught me this situation won't get better.
　The reality that you're all still screwdrivers hasn't changed at all.
Okita: Oi, you're a screwdriver too.
Katsura: Not only that, but you have lost your chance to get valuable data.
Kondou: Katsura, it can't be you...!!
　You've gotten information...
Katsura: Who knows...
　When asking someone, you at least have to know your manners.
Hijikata: Kondou-san, don't fall for his trap.
Hijikata: He's definitely planning to escape, and making up lies to fool you.
Katsura: If you doubt me, let me show you this.
Katsura: You won't argue after seeing this.
Kondou: This...
Kondou: This is...

(page7)
poster: In need of drivers (T/N: truck drivers and screw drivers are both shortened to 'drivers' XD; )
　Nadeshiko Transport
Katsura: Okay...I've shown you this
　If you want contact information and job interview locations, hand over the Uemino.
Okita: One helping of Uemino coming up!!
Katsura: Uwah!!
Shinpachi: What's with that!? As if you're completely prepared to live your life as a screwdriver!!
Kagura: A helping of beef ribs!!
Katsura: Ahh!!
Okita: We're not talking about similar drivers! What about information on the alien players you idiot!!?
Katsura: It's impossible to get that information.
Katsura: We're already at this stage, are you still running away from reality?
Katsura: You guys should have started to realize it too.
Katsura: There are no more new leads or new plans.
Katsura: It's already become impossible to catch those alien players.

(page8)
Hijikata: Don't say such stupid things, are you gonna give up just because of that?
Kondou: That's right! We have to recover our bodies!! The battle has just started...
picture: *flutter*
Kondou: Ah!
picture: *lands*
Gintoki: ...
Hijikata: ...
Hijikata: Kondou-san...this
Kondou: She's the third queen of the Planet of Screws...Princess Plus... (T/N: as in the shape + on a screw...)
Kondou: The truth is...we've scheduled...an omiai (marriage interview)...
Hijikata: Kondou-san!! Don't tell me you...
Kondou: ...
Katsura: ...what we need right now,
Katsura: isn't to continue playing MonHun,
Katsura: nor to discuss irrelevant things in a steak house,

(page9)
Katsura: we need to realize that we have to live on as screwdrivers.
box: ...after that, no one spoke again
box: under a gloomy atmosphere, the MonHun party dispersed.
box: perhaps we had been avoiding the truth before we even realized it
box: even though we say that we can only catch those aliens by playing the games
box: in reality, we just wanted to look away from the reality we're stuck in
box: perhaps we hadn't even noticed that we had escaped into the world of the game
box: now that we've put down our controllers and stopped our hunt
box: we must face the reality

(page10)
box: the patriot Katsura Kotarou who had just escaped jail
box: just how did he manage to get out of that sturdy prison
Kagura: He only took one page to escape, Zura's pretty good.
Shinpachi: Yeah, after the Shinsengumi lost their main force, there's no way they could stop him.
Gintoki: Hey, let's get ready guys.
Shinpachi+Kagura: 'kay!
truck: Hakobiya (Transport Shop) Gin-chan
Shinpachi: I wonder what the other MonHun are doing now
Gintoki: Who knows?
Gintoki: No matter where they are
Gintoki: they're all still just screwdrivers.

(page11)
Shinpachi: As Gin-san said that
Shinpachi: his profile looked just a little lonely.
Shinpachi: Our new lives as drivers was unexpectedly enriching
Shinpachi: Even though it was tiring, compared to when we worked at Yorozuya, our wages increased.
Shinpachi/box: But...Gin-san never looked happy
worker guy: Oi, Hijikata, hand me a 'driver.
Hijikata: Here!!
worker guy: Not that big one, a normal one
Hijikata: Yes sir
Shinpachi: Is it really alright if we keep going like this?
Shinpachi: Enjoying our lives as screwdrivers
Shinpachi: Living on as screwdrivers
golf guy: Driver (T/N: one of the golfing clubs is called a Driver)
Okita: Here *tilts head*
golf guy: ...no, not the screwdriver, the Driver club
Okita: Yes sir
Shinpachi: Are we really facing reality this way?
Shinpachi: If it's like that then we
Kondou: Ahh!? Princess, you're actually a plus screw?
Kondou: What a coincidence! Actually, I'm a plus screwdriver!
Matsudaira: You see? You two are connected by the red string of fate!
Shinpachi: were probably better off when we were playing the game...

(page12)
Shinpachi: It's a hitchhiker
Shinpachi: Gin-san, let's give her a ride.
Shinpachi: ...?
Shinpachi: Eh?
truck: *screech*
Shinpachi: We actually know that person
Gintoki: We're working right now, forget her.
Sacchan: Please take me to the GEO Kabuki-chou branch office parking lot
Shinpachi: Ahhhhh!!
Sacchan: You're still an S even if you're a screwdriver
Sacchan: Is there an S shaped screwdriver?

(page13)
Gintoki: I'm working, get outta here.
Sacchan: Have you gotten used to this work?
Sacchan: So are you just going to accept your fate and accept this job!?
Sacchan: Are you going to live in reality!?
Sacchan: If that's so, then its like you're caught in an already written program, living by a script is just like being a gamer living in a room full of napkins!!
Sacchan: If you really want to survive in reality...then please fight against reality
Sacchan: Making your own fate, and creating your own reality!!
Sacchan: That's the real meaning of survival isn't it?
Sacchan: That's what Sakata Gintoki, player of the game of life is supposed to be!!
Sacchan: Even if you lose, I won't mind!!
Sacchan: I don't mind even if you stay a screwdriver forever...
　because my breasts have also...

(page14)
Gintoki: She really is a female pig with a crooked head
Shinpachi: ...Gin-san
Gintoki: 'pachi
Gintoki: This is the map, I'm counting on you to give directions
Gintoki: Starting now, the real
Gintoki: hunt begins!!
Shinpachi: Our hunt
alien#1: Ah~ we bought it all
　This way, we no longer have anything to do on Earth
alien#2: (we bought too many games)
alien#1: Alright, let's take off...
Shinpachi: isn't
alien#2: !

(page15)
Shinpachi: over yet.
alien#2: S...senpai, there's a weird truck...!!
alien#2: It's aiming straight for our spaceship at full speed!!
alien#1: Eh? What, hey...
　Come on, fly!! Hurry up, fly already!!
spaceship: *slowly slowly*
alien#1: Ahh!? The spaceship isn't moving up at all!!
screen: *beep beep*
alien#2: Senpai!! There's intruders in the 4th motor room...
alien#2: Tha...that's...
alien#2: Screwdrivers!?
alien#2: Those huge screwdrivers have taken out the screws in the motor room!!

(page16)
Kondou: Katsura~~~!!
Katsura: Shut up, don't call that name right now!!
Katsura: Kondou~~~!!
Kondou: Shut up, don't call that name right now!!
Kondou: You don't need to say anything
Kondou: right now, I'm merely a hunter
Katsura: Fruit Punch Samurai G!!
Kondou: Fruit Chinpo (T/N: chinpo = penis OTZ) Samurai G!!
alien#2: Senpai, the truck!!
alien#2: The truck's caught up!!
alien#1: We'll attack!!
alien#1: Open the cannons
alien#1: !!
Okita: We'll leave the rest to you guys

(page17)
alien#1: No...
alien#1: No wayyyy!!!
alien#2: Ahhhh!!
Gintoki: Stop the ship
Gintoki: and give back my XXX
alien#1: I don't know what you guys plan to do..if you want to stop it, go ahead and try
alien#1: No matter how you disassemble the motor rooms, this ship won't stop
alien#1: as long as you haven't taken apart that main control device
alien#1: this ship will continue to fly
alien#1: Hehheh...your screwdrivers won't help at all
alien#1: that screw must be opened with a special screwdriver

(page18)
alien#1: You guys have lost...
Gintoki: Is that so? And I was thinking about where I should use mine...so it's here huh?
alien#1: !!
alien#1: ...w...what
alien#1: You!! D...don't tell me you have the...!!
alien#1: That screwdriver is...!!
Gintoki: Take this~~~!!
alien(?): Uwahhhhh!!
ship: *kaboom*

(page19)
Shinsengumi: ...
Shinsengumi: ...eh? What about our bodies?
(black space)
M/Madao: As expected that you would get here
M: Thou art the Emperor of Darkness, Masukaaku (T/N: name of a character that has appeared in Gundam SEED; was mentioned in 191 by Ginko XDD; )
M: Will thou be killed by me or will I be the one to be killed by thou? This be the last battle. Come!
M/Madao: Uwoohhhhh!!
Madao: Wait for me everyone
Madao: I'll catch up soon!!
white text: Madao-ossan has been left behind again!!