Bari Haken 2

Alright~ it took me a while + tons of reminders from c_k BUT I finally got Bari Haken 2 finished :D. I've still yet to get it proofed and looked over a bit~ But yeah :3 for the most part, it's all good to go :ossu

Enjoy :D

For those that don't want to go hunting, the raw can be found here

== 01 ==

その男、A-BOY につき
He's stuck being an Akiba-Boy

その男、凶暴につき
He's stuck being the violent type

ギザ反響！！
A big hit!!

不良x萌え系
Delinquent meets ‘Moe’

おバカコメデイ！！
In an off the wall comedy!!

伝説　２
Legend 2:

オタク番長vs。裏番長
Otaku boss Vs. Underground boss

鈴木信也
Suzuki Shinya

== 02 ==

これまでの人生、ひたすらネクラ道を突っ走ってきた高校１年生。御手洗団吾！ところが！！？
Freshman Mitarashi Dango, was always the type to take the path of the pessimist, but now he's?!!

小・中学時代ボクは存在感がなく
Through elementary and middle school no one noticed me

みんなからは空気くんと呼ばれていました
so much so that everyone called me void-kun

女の子を好きになった事もあつたけど。。。
There was a girl that I did like but...

ねえ　みんなあ～　コイツ私に告つてきたよ～　空気くんのクセにさ～　　　　カンベンしてよー
Getta load of this everyone~ This dweeb just asked me out! Unexpected since it's Void-kun and all! Give me a break--

この後女の子が苦手になるほど非道いフラれ方をされて
She was so harsh that from that point on, I lost all confidence around girls

Background:
え～ひく～
Ehh-- Gross~

やだ～
No way---

ひでえ
Mean...

けっさく
Awesome

それ以来ボクは目立たないようなるべく隅つこでおとなしく伏目がちに生きてきました。。。
Since then I've spent the rest of my life sticking to the corner and trying my best to avoid any kind of attention

＝＝０３＝＝

ボクの麗たんを返せええええ
Give me back MY REI-TAN!!!

ひょんなことから番町をKOしてまい　ボクが新しい番町になつてしまいました
Knocking out the previous boss over something silly, I became the new leader.

兄貴イ～
Boss~~~

よ。。。夜露死苦。。。
Yo.......Yoroshiku... (Nice to meet ya)

兄貴～～今日もリーゼントキマってますぜ
Boss~ Your hair sure is styling like always!

兄貴見て下さいこのジャックナイフ新製品なんすよ
Boss check out the newest model jack knife

今晩隣の族と流血賎っすから兄貴のお力貸して下せえ
Tonight my gang's going up against the neighboring one for an all out bloodshed. Lend us a hand, boss.

毎日本気で恐い舎弟達ねるのにとても疲れたのて。。。
I have to deal with some seriously freaky underlings daily, and quite frankly I'm tired so...

＝＝０４＝＝

今日は息抜きに秋葉原にやつて来ました
To refresh myself I've decided to take a trip to Akiba.

ああ　やつぱり聖地は癒されるなあ　　　エネルギー充電です！
Man... This holy land really does heal what ales me. It really does recharge me!

ここではボクと同じ空気感の人が街に溢れていて　　　　
This place is full of people just like me

肩身の狭い思いをしなくていいし。。。
Here, I don't have to hold my head in shame...

＝＝０５＝＝


今日は純愛　アニメ　「空恋」　のヒロイン　勝緒結女たんグズ目当てなんです
Today I've come to collect all kinds of goods of Katsuo Yume-tan, the heroine of the pure love anime, "Sora Koi"

Sign: 空恋
Sora Koi

２次元の女のこは３次元の女の子と違って優しいし裏切らないし最高です
2D girls, unlike 3D ones, are awesome and kind and don't stab you in the back.

いらっしゃいませ～
Come in~

お兄ちゃん　<３
big bro <3

あ。。。えっ
Ah... eh!

女の子の押しには弱いボクです
I don't take girls pressuring me to do anything well...

時を同じくして首都高校では。。。
Meanwhile at Shuto High...

グアアアアア
Guahhhhhhh

なんだ貴様らあ
What do you want punks!!

Sign: 空手部
Karate Club

道場破りか！？
You came to destroy our dojo?!

不良共がこの空手部に何しにきやがった！？
What business would delinquents like you have with us?!

＝＝０６＝＝


その空手部を潰しに来たんだよ
We've come to crush the Karate Club

つ。。。　潰すだと道着に何て事を！！
Cr...Crush?! What do you plan on doing to the dojo?!

名を名乗れ！　もはや生けては帰さんぞ！！
Who... Who are you! I won't let you get away with this!!

。。。名前。。。？フフフ。。。
...Name...? Fufufu

オレの名は。。。
My name is...

＝＝０７＝＝


プレティ～ ★ マミタスなのですう <3
Pretty~ Mamitasu <3

おかえりつ　お兄ちゃん♪
Welcome back, big bro

い。。。今帰ったよ。。。
I.... I'm home...

へえ　ここは妹になつてくれるお店なのかあ
Ohhh So this shop's theme is little sisters eh...

マミタスね　　　　お兄ちゃんの為におむらいすにお名前を書いちゃうんだあ
I'm going to write your name on this omelet, just for you...

あれぇ？　ケチャツブ出ないよう。。。　　　。。。ひ。。。１人で出来るもんっつ
Uh oh! The catchup won't come out... I... I can do it!

キャツ
Kya!!

お兄ちゃんごめんね　お顔がケチャップまみれだよぉ～
Sorry big bro... your face is all catchupy now...

ヒャハハど～したさっきの威勢は！？
Hyahaha! Where's all your spirit now?!

顔が血まみれだぞ
Your face is all bloody now

だ。。。黙れ！　　何のために殴り込みに。。。　目的は何だ！？
Shu...Shutup!! Why in the hell are you fighting us?!... What do you want?!

ククク。。。　何のために。。。　　。。。だと？　　そんあモンは。。。
Kukuku... Why?... ... you ask... that's easy...


＝＝０８＝＝


ユメリンのギザ萌え歌を聴いてもらうため
Just so you can hear my super moe song

ユメリン　星からやってきたお～～いくお～～
I've came all the way here from my planet~!!

テラ緊張するお～
I'm all nervous~

ウォォォォ　ユメリンメガカワコスよ～
Woah--- Yumerin is WAY Cute!!!

つ。。。ついに憧れの結女たんの中の人のライブに。。。！
Fi... Finally I get to see my dear Yume-tan's live concert

良い声してるたぁ
Such a nice voice...

んじゃ聴いてぇユメのデビュー曲いくお～～☆
Alright listen to my debut song, ready and ~~~!!

「プリプリ♥ ビ～チ☆　パ～ンチ」
Pudding pudding beach punch!

＝＝０９＝＝

どうだオレ様の
So how was my

炎の拳は。。。
Flame fist?...

み。。。みんあ。。。す。。。す。。。まん
So....sorry... gu....guy... guys...

空。。。手部を守れ。。。なんだ
I'm watching over the.. Ka....rate club...

なんだ。。。起こして欲しいのか？
What's that? You want us to help you up?

だ。。。れが貴様なんぞ。。。に忘れんぞ。。。この屈辱は。。。
I won't lo... lose to you... I won't forget... this humiliation

お。。。憶えておけ。。。今後一生貴様の事を。。。。。。
Remem...rember this... I will eternally be your...

ファンでいます！！！　　い。。。いい　一生ファンでいます
Fan!!! I will eternally be your fan!!!

この手も一生洗いません
These hands will also stay eternally, unwashed

Sign:　ユメリン握手会
Shake Yumerin's Hand!

ま。。。まだ　ドキドキしてる　　　　　ユメリンになら蹴られても踏まれても平気だよ。。。
My... My heart is still beating fast.
Yumerin could kick or step on me any day...


＝＝１０＝＝


ヒャハハァ無様だな部長さんよぉ
Hyahaha such an awful sight to behold, leader

テメエは地べタにでも
While you're down there why don't you take the floor and

キスして
Kiss me

な。。。なな
Oh... ohoh

ああ。。。　ふぁーストキス　　　　　　結女たんいなら捧げてもいいよ。。。
Ah... For Yume-tan I'd give up my first kiss...

。。。グウ。。。　ほしいのはそいつか。。。
...Ugh.... You want that?...

。。。持って。。。　貰ってくぜ部長さんよ
Take it... and go Leader-san....

。。。ククク。。。　とうとう手に入れたぞ
...kukuku... I got it at long last!!!

空手部の看板をな
The Karate club's "soul"

＝＝１１＝＝

欲しいのはこいつだろお客さん　　　いつも買ってくれるからポスターもサービスだ
You want that? Mister. Since you're such a loyal customer, I'll throw this in on the house.

わっいいの店長
Wah!! Thanks Owner!!

とうとう　GET　だよ　　　　　等とうしん大結女たん抱きマクラ
I got it at long last!! A life sized Yume-tan glomp pillow!

いつかは・・・本物の女の子とも　こうして一緒にいられる日がくるのかなぁ・・・
I wonder... If someday I'll have a girl that I can hold just like this...

ってその前に
Er... Before that

このヤンキーだらけの状況をなんとかしないと。。。
I better do something about this gang problem of mine...

昔は空気くんでスルーされてた分皆の方から　慕ってくれるのは嬉しいんだけど。。。恐いよ。。。
I'm happy for being wanted now as much as I was ignored before... but it's just scary...

あ。。。兄貴ぃ
B...Boss

大変　なんでさ～
We got a problem...

＝＝１２＝＝


裏番だと？
An underground leader?

って番長に表も裏もあるの？　　リバーシブルブルゾン　じあないんだから
I didn't know there was such a thing as a normal and underground leader... It's not like we're reversible coats or anything

そ。。。　そうなんでさぁ　その裏番が最近暴れ回ってやして
So... So anyway, that leader has been going around and causing trouble lately

昨日も空手部をお強襲して部長をタコ殴りで
Like yesterday he attacked the Karate club and made mince meat out of their leader.

ここ１か月で５。６部は襲われて停部状態っす
In the past month 5, 6 clubs have been attacked and been put out of service

こりゃあ〝部活潰し〟つすよ！！
This is "Club killing" we got here!!

部活溳しですか。。
Club killing you say....

奴ら潰した部の部室を占拠して覇権組みを名乗り
They take over the rooms of the clubs they killed and are known as the supremacists

次々と部を潰しては制覇しています。。。！　このまま学校の覇権を握る気でいるんすよ
They're on a quest for domination...! At this rate they plan to have the entire school under their supremacy.

Background sign:　覇権相
Supremacists

裏番の名は火讐怜斗
The underground leader is known as Kashuu Reito[TN]His name represents fire and ice

鋭い氷の様な眼には燃えさかる火のタトウーを入れているとか。。。
Amongst his blazing fire tattoos are eyes that are chillingly sharp or something...

＝＝１３＝＝

眼に火のタトゥ~~　それ本気でヤバい人じゃ。。。
A tattoo of fire amongst his eyes? Man, that dude sounds bad...

ん？
Hm?

＝＝１４＝＝


テメエか
頭はってる奴あ。。。
So you're the leader of these guys...

い。。。言ったそばから　　　ファイヤ～　ア”～～イ！！
Just... Just like he said!! Fire Eyes!!!

テメエは火賞！！　　　拓　しっかりしろうぉ
You're Kashuu!! Taku, get a hold of yourself!!

殴り込みだぁ～～
Beat him up!!

テメエだな。。。　最近〝御手洗軍団〟なんざ名乗って　いい気になってんおは
So you're the punk.... going around thinking you're all that with the name "Mitarashi's gang" or something

この〝覇権組〟　が潰しに来てやったぜぇ
Well us "Supremacists" have came to kick your ass!

兄貴ぃ　たのんます　拓の仇とって下せぃ！！
Boss!! Revenge Taku!! We're counting on you!!

アキバ週６で通ってるオタクボーイのボクに頼まれましてもお。。。
Counting on a guy that goes to Akihabara 6 times a week... easier said than done...

こ。。。この人目が完全にイツちゃってるよ
I mean, seriously, this guy has lost it!

裏で何人か
There's no doubt

殺してるよ絶対！！
He's secretly killed people

＝＝１５＝＝


なんてデケエ傷だよ。。。まるで戦場帰りだ
That's a huge scar... like he's just got back from a war

こいつ　間違いなく傭兵経験あり！
There's no doubt, he's got experience as a mercenary!

死々累々の戦場を踏んできた戦士だ
A warrior that has walked through fields of corpses.

さあやろーぜタイマンでも何でもOKだ
Let's do this! A fight or anything is OK with me!

ついに両雄激突だぜ!　この学校のてっ点が決まる聖せんの開幕だ
A battle of the greats at last! The curtains have raised for a match to decide the top of this school!

タイマン！?　　ヤバイよ　殺されちゃうよ～～
A fight?! No way! I'll die!!!

なんだ。。。？不服そうな顔しているな
What's this...? You look dissatisfied...

命のやりとりを生業としている者にとっちゃ　ケンカなんざ遊びも同然。。。てか
Yeah, I guess to a person that deals with life and death on a daily basis would find a fight the same as playing

ならよ。。。もっと遊ぼうぜ
how's this... We play a better game

こいつぁ　オレが今までに制覇した部活よ
These are all the signs of the clubs I've conquered.

この中からひとつ選んで勝負するってのはどうだ。。。？
So how about you pick one from these and let's battle over it?

＝＝１６＝＝


兄貴ぃ　いいんすか　これって奴が圧倒的有利じゃないすか！？
Boss you sure about this? Aren't you giving him an incredible advantage here?!

構わん。。。　横綱というものは敵の土俵の上に立っても負けんものなのだ
I don't care... What makes a Yokuzuna so great is they stand on their enemie's battle field and yet still win.

[TN] Yokuzuna is the highest rank in sumo wrestling

タイマン回避やった~~☆
Woot!! I got out of fighting~~

だけどどれも格闘系ばつかだ。。。　　　勝ち目ないよ～～
Although all of these require fighting... I don't have a chance...

はっ！？
Huh?!

Sign:　長風呂
Long Bath

な。。。長風呂~？？
なんで　この人こんなのんきな部の　看板まで。。。
Lo...Long bath?!
Why does he have a sign from a club like this?!

ボク　サウナ好きだしこれなら痛くなさそうだ
Hmmm I like saunas and it doesn't look like it'd hurt

ｸｸ｡｡｡うっかり貴様を殺しかねんからな。。。
長風呂勝負で我慢してやろう
hehe... If I *have* to kill ya...
then I guess a battle in a Long Bath will *have* to do...

へへッ　火しゅうさんかかりましたね
hehe looks like he fell for it Kashuu-san

あいつ　〝長風呂部〟の恐ろしさわかってやせんぜ
He has no clue of how dreadful the "long bath club" really is

フフフ。。。いいな　この勝負負けた方が相手の軍門に下る
Fufufu... Sounds good. The loser of this battle will have to surrender to winner

＝＝１７＝＝


だがそれだけじゃつまらん
But ending there wouldn't be fun

貴様の一番大事なものを差し出せ
Bring whatever you hold dear the most

お互い命の次に大事なものを賭けあおうと言う訳か。。。
I see, betting something we value next to our own lives

フ。。。貴様の目の前でそいつを壊すのが楽しみだな
Heh... I look forward to breaking what you hold dear the most right in front of your very eyes

決戦って山小屋！？
まさか殺しても山奥に埋めやすいからとか!?
The battle field is in a little house in the mountains?!
It wouldn't be because it'd be easy to burry the body after they kill the person, would it?!

それでは互いに賭ける物を出してください
Alright, present the items that you are betting

ここに。。。
This...

奴の賭ける物は。。。
What is he betting...

＝＝１８＝＝

でけぇ
It's huge!

なんだ！？　あの憐憫の眼差しに情愛をこめた包容は。。。
What the?! A look of compassion and pity filled with affection

まさか中は。。。〝人〟なのか！？
There's no way it could be a "person" could it?!

オイ！　シーツ越しにうつすら見えるのは少女の顔じゃないのか！？
Hey! I couldn't possibly be seeing a face of a girl through those sheets could I?!

ま。。。間違いない彼女を賭ける気だ！！
He... He's freaking betting his girlfriend!!

こいつ　最愛の女までも
賭けに差し出すというのか！？
Man... you're telling me he's betting his beloved woman on this match?!

結女たん　ごめにょ　まだ１回しか一緒に寝てないのに
ボク絶対勝つからね！
Yume-tan I'm so sorry... we've only slept together once and I'm already... I'll make sure to win!!

では　２人共この廃屋の中へ
Alright you two, into the house

＝＝１９＝＝


お互い五石衛門風呂に入り
Both of you will get in a barrel supported by five stones

耐えきれず先に小屋を飛び出した者の負けとします
The first person that can't take it anymore and runs out of the house is the loser.

か。。。
釜ゆで～～！
A... A barrel?!

でもまあ
我慢比べでしょ
しにはしないよ
But it's just a test of endurance right?
Not like anyone's going to die.

やつぱ長風呂選んで正解だつたよ。。。うん
Yep, this was the right choice after all...

では　これより始めます
Alright then, we're about to begin

え
Ehh??

あれ？　もう　さつきから浸かってるけど
Umm... we're already soaking in the water...?

着火！！！
FIRE?!

＝＝２０＝＝


え”~~~！！！　今家に放火したよね！？
EHHH!!!!! He just lit the house on fire didn't he?!

灼熱釜ゆで地獄。。。こいつが長風呂チキンレースだぜ
This is a flaming barrel of hell... A Long Bath game of chicken

ここでなぞなぞです　下は大火事上はもっと大火災
これなあ～んだ
Alrighty then... can you riddle me this? I have fire flaming at me from below and an even BIGGER fire flaming at me from above. What do you call it?

お前も恐ろしい奴だな。。。
自分の彼女を賭けに出すたあよ
You're one scary fella you know...
Betting your own girlfriend like that

答え火事~　リアル火事～
The answer, Fire... REAL FIRE

えつ　この人　包みの中身知ってるの！？
Eh? He... he knew what was inside?!

。。。君さ。。。じゃねぇ　テメエ　どうしてこんな真似するんじゃ
hey you... er I mean, hey punk
Why are you doing these things?

部活を潰して廻ったところで不毛なだけだろう
Aren't you just waisting your time going around and killing clubs?

＝＝２１＝＝


さあな。。。
Who knows...

。。。　オレの袋の中身わかるか？
Do you know what's in my bag?

えっ！？
Huh?!

オレもな中学までは部活をやっていたんだぜ
I was part of a club until middle school

この拳でプロボクシングのチャンプになろうと思ってた
まあガキのありふれた夢ってヤツだな。。。
I wanted to become a boxing champ with this here fist of mine... Well, a typical childish dream

だが　そんな夢も拳を壊して消えちまった
But even that dream destroyed my fist and faded away

世界が変わったぜ。。。こんなにつまらんモンなんだってな
The world's changed my friend...
Who knew it'd be so retarded

あんなかに入ってんのは夢の残骸と　オレのほんおちょっとの未練さ。。。
That bag holds my shattered dreams and a tiny bit of regret

そうか。。。　とても大事だったんだね
I see... it must have been pretty important to ya

ボクも　そうだよ　とっても大事なものを失つたんだ。。。
I've lost something really important to me as well

つまらん話だったろ。。。忘れてくれや
It was a stupid story anyway... Just forget it


＝＝２２＝＝


ボクの大好きな結女たんも。。。
My beloved Yume-tan...

私ね。。。　もう永くないの。。。
I... I don't have much long to live...

結女ええぇぇ
Yume----!!!!!!!

アニメの最後には天国に召されるんだよ
At the end of the anime, she goes up to heaven

でもボクは信じてる
But... I still believe

ゆめはね今も何処かで
That Yume is, at this very moment,

さっと生きているんだ
living somewhere

＝＝２３＝＝

ゆめは絶対死んだりしないから
Yume wouldn't die on us

[TN] Yume also means Dream in Japanese... so this whole time, Kashuu thinks that he's talking about his dream

お前。。。オレのために泣いてくれるのか。。。？
Man... Are those tears... for me?

夢は死んだりしない
Dreams don't die!

。。。そうか　お前が慕われている理由わかった気がするぜ。。。
... Oh... I think I understand where you're coming from!

グアッ
Guah

何。。。今の音は？
もう何も見えない。。。頭がクラクラする。。。　ヤバィ。。。早くここから出なきゃ
What... What was that sound?
I can't see anything... I'm getting dizzy...
Crap... I gotta get outta here

。。。！！　あのシーツは。。。　結女たん抱きマクラ！？
....!! Is that... the sheet holding my Yume-tan pillow!?!

ああ。。。　結女たん今　助けるからね！
Ah... Yumetan I'll save ya!!

ああっ。。。　家が！！
Ahh... The house!!!

そんな。。。２人はどうなるんだ
No way... What's going to happen to them...

。。。待てあれは。。。
...Wait a tick... what's that...

＝＝２４＝＝

兄貴イイイイ！！！
Boss!!!!!!

うう。。。　何だか結女たん抱きマクラ水でも吸ったのなかな
Ughhh... My Yume-tan pillow must have slurped up a lot of water

隋分重くなったね。。。
It sure is heavy...

何も見えん。。
I can't see anything

あ。。。　兄貴イイ
Ah... Boss

あの業火の中
He's came out living

生きてた！！
from that hell fire!!

火讐さぁぁん
Kashuu-Saaaaan!

リーゼントの方は
Your hairdo has got

随分　景気良く燃えさかってますが。。。
a nice burn going on there...

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早く水かけろ~
火を消せぇ
Get some water on it!! Put the flame out!!

全て焼けちまったか。。。
そしてオレはといえば気ィ失って　あ手つに助けられるザマけっ　情けねぇ
Everything burnt up...
I lost consciousness and got my punk ass saved by him... I suck...

オレは。。。どうしたらいい？
What... should I do?

なあ　御手洗教えてくれよ。。。
Tell me... Mitarashi....

う。。。　う。。。
Ugh.... Ugh...

兄貴ィしっかりしてくれぇ
Hang in there boss!!

もう勝緒結女さんは手の施しようが今夜が山でしょう
There's nothing we can do for her anymore, tonight is the last night for Katsuo Yume-san

．．．そ。。。　そんな。。。
....it... It can't be....

アンタ。。。医者だろ。。。なぁ勝緒を助けてくれよ。。。
You're a doctor right???... Save Katsuo....

勝緒を。。。助けて。。。
Save... Katsuo...

せんせぇ
Doctor....

かつおを助けてやってくれよぉぉ
Pleaaaaase save Katsuo.....


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ぶっ
かつ。。。お。。。
Ka...bu...

助けて。。。やってくれ。。。。。。
Please.... save...

バカな　こいつ　こんな時に。。。
部活を助けろ。。。だと！？
No way! At a time like this, he's telling me to save the clubs?

そうか。。。オレは壊す事ばかりを考えていた。。。
何かを創り　育む事の方が何倍もの力を必要とする事をお前は知ってるんだな。。。
He's right... I've only been thinking about destroying... But you've always known that making something and raising it takes so much more strength...

オレの負けだ。。。　舎弟にしてくれ。。。
I lost... accept me as your underling...

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なぁ兄貴の賭けてた物って彼女の亡骸だったらしいぜ
Apparently Boss bet his girlfriend's corpse...

そうか～。。。　あの山奥で火葬してやったんだな
Ah... and so he cremated her back in the mountains

結女たんはチリになっちゃったし。。。
もうボクも後を追っていきたいよ
Yume-tan is nothing but ashes now... Oh how I want to do the same...

。。。あれ？
... wait a sec?

ここって確かだったよなぁ
I'm sure this was the place

Sign:　派遣組
Dispatchers

おう　兄貴見てくれ
Oh! Boss check this out!

キレイになったろ
Looks nice, huh!

兄貴の言う通りオレなりの罪滅ぼしとしてこれからは困ってる部活を手伝ってやる事に決めたぜ
Just like ya said, I've decided to save clubs in need, my own way to atone for what I've done

派遣組？部活を手伝う？？
そんな事　ボク言いましたっけ？
Dispatchers? Save clubs??
Did... I mention such a thing??

もちろん兄貴もやるよなっ
You're going to help out too, right?

オレ達もお供しますぜ
We're all for it too!

〝一か月絶食部〟とか　〝車ひかれスタント部〟　が人足りねえって言ってましたよ
We got both the "fasting for one month" club and the "Getting hit by car stuntmen" club say they are in need of people

派遣組誕生！！
And so the Dispatchers were born!


ええ~~~　なんでこんなことに！？
Ehh--- Why does it have to end like this?!

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