Gintama 111

:D;;; annnd here's chapter 111 translation for Gintama /o/;; (Done for Urakai \o\;; )

I'll go back and add in page numbers for greater clarity, so um yeah o.o!!!!

Chapter 111

Shinpachi: We've fixed all we can, and if there are any more leaks, please be sure to let us know!

Shinpachi: Wow, we got paid a lot this time. I think I'll go buy some Haggan-Daz for Aneue. Haha, I must've been overthinking things. Why would Aneue bring home some stranger random guy home, right? That's just not possible and not like her. *walking along*

Otae: Hey, stop that--

Shinpachi: *passes by the section of the restaurant where Otae and Kyuu are, and sees them kissing OH DEAR GOD*

Otae: I SAID STOP IT! *pushes Kyuu away* What--what do you think you're doing??!

Shinpachi + Otae + Kyuu, all just staring at each other : ..................................

(scene shifts to Gorilla princess, Gintoki, Kagura, annnd Kondo. Gorilla has a giant bump on her head XD)

Kondo: PRINCESS! ARE YOU OKAY!??!?!?!?

Kondo:*thinking* SHIT SHIT!!!! She must be really pissed! And I can't believe I...that...in my pants!

Gintoki: OIIIII. What are you doing here, anyway?

Kondo: *thinking* And I can't believe THESE people are here too!

Kagura: Don't tell me you got so desperate, you're going out with a real gorilla?

Gintoki: Hey, that's too mean. Jokes should have a limit too. I bet that's his brother.

Kondo: *thinking* I MUST NOT ADMIT THAT I'M GETTING SET UP WITH A GORILLA, AND THAT...MY...THAT...AND MY PANTS!

Kondo: O--Oi! Don't joke like that! She's um...She's my pet!

Gintoki: Pet? Really? That big one!?

Kondo: Um, see. She was looking at me really sadly from the shop window, so I bought her. *thinking* OH GOD. I'M SO SORRY, PRINCESS. BUT THIS IS WHERE OUR LANGUAGE BARRIER IS A GOOD THING

Kagura: *jumps onto the gorilla and trying to force feed it something XD* Awww~ Come on! Eat this!

Kondo: HEY! DON'T JUST RANDOMLY TRY TO FEED HER!

Kagura: :O These are red beans! :O

Kondo: WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING TO PRINCESS?!??!

Gintoki: WHat do you mean, Princess?!

Kondo: HUH?! NO! THAT'S ER, THAT'S HER NAME! PRINCESS!

Kondo: In any case, she's clearly very full. Look! She's spitting it all out! Stop feeding her plea---

Gintoki: *SMACKS THE GORILLA XD* HOW DARE YOU WASTE FOOD!

Kondo: HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Kondo: COME ON! Stop fooling around, you two!

Kagura: Man, she's spoiled :x

Kondo: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT! I'LL GO HOME AND DISCIPLINE HER! NOW BOTH OF YOU LEAVE!

Kondo: *thinking* Oh no. If we stay here any longer, who knows what the princess would do! *at Gintoki and Kagura* Okay, we were going for a walk, so we have to go now----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gintoki: Eh? What's that?

Kagura: Ah, shit :O (note: ...literally XD;;;;;;;;;;)

Kondo: ..........DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX!!!! *thinking* OH NO! THESE STYLES OF KIMONOS...THEY'RE LOOSE AND SO--- IT FELL OUT!!!

Gintoki: Um, I think it fell out of your pants.

Kagura: You even kicked it a bit.

Kondo: ER....PRINCESS!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NOT JUST RANDOMLY DO YOUR BUSINESS ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE! *throws the gorilla XD*

Kondo: Gah, what am I going to do about this. She does this all the time, you know.

Gintoki: No, it fell out of YOUR pants.

Kondo: OI! Sakata! How dare you say that ! I'm a man of almost 30 years of age!

Kagura: But look :O There's a trail of it behind you :O

Kondo: !!! UM, UM. You misunderstood! These are left over crackers, and we're just, um, laying them down as markers so we won't get lost.

Gintoki: I think you're already lost in the maze that is known as life.

Gorilla: RAWWWWWRRRRR

(scene shifts to Shinpachi, Otae and Kyuu)

Otae: Ah, Shin-chan! Um, please, let me explain....Um, this is...um...

Shinpachi: ......WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE DOING?!?!?!?!?!??!

Shinpachi: YOU BASTARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTER?!?! *grabs Kyuu by the collar*

Otae: SHIN-CHAN!

Kyuu: Oh, YOU're Shinpachi? I see you're still clinging to your sister.

Kyuu: *throws Shinpachi across the room* You should learn to be more independent.

Otae: SHIN CHAN!

Kyuu: It's time to leave. Look at yourself. Because you're in that sorry state, your sister's afraid to leave.

Shinpachi: !!! Why you---

Shinpachi: ...You're Kyuubei---- You're Yagyuu Kyuubei! You just show up randomly, and then say some weird stuff about leaving?! What are you babbling about!?!??

Kyuu: That's exactly what I'm saying.

Kyuu: You didn't know? Tae-chan and I already made a promise when we were kids, that we are going to get married. She's my fiancee, and I'm going to bring her home today.

Shinpachi: WHAT?!?!?!?

Kyuu: You don't understand. She never belonged to you. She belongs with me. And you have no business to interfere.

Shinpachi: He's lying! Babbling about childhood promises--- Hey! Say something, aneue!

Shinpachi: ...Aneue....? (Otae is looking really really sad D: )

Shinpachi: ANEUE! WHY ARE YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING?!

Otae: Shin-chan. I'm sorry...I....

Shinpachi: ANEUE!! WHY--- ANEUE!!

(ANNNND A LOUD BOOM XD Gorilla, Kondo, Gintoki, and Kagura crashes into the room XD)

Kondo: OH GOD IT HURTS.

Gintoki: HEY! Do something!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR PET.

Kondo: Nono!! SHe's actually a princess!! X____X!!!

Kondo/Gintoki/Kagura: Eh!? Otae-san!?

Gintoki: Are we interrupting?

Otae: .....Everyone..... Good bye. ((....and she's crying and leaving D: ))

Kondo + Kagura + Gintoki: .......................??!?!?!?!?!

Gintoki: Oi. *grabs Otae by the shoulder but OOPS, ANGRY GORILLA IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN*

Kondo: SHIT! PRINCESS IS COMING OVER! Everybody, apologize to her first!!!!

Kyuu: *carries Otae off!*

Shinpachi: ANEUE!!!!

Kondo: NONO!! YOU SAY UWAH! NOT ANEUE!!!

(scene shifts to Shinsengumi headquarters, with Okita and Hijikata)

Hijikata: Haa~~ Dammit, and this was a new sword too. (it has a slight crack, due to him blocking Kyuu's attack)

Okita: You lost, didn't you, Hijikata-san?

Hijikata: I didn't lose. There's just a slight crack.

Okita: Was it because of that guy at the Yoruzuya? You must've lost. Yep.

Hijikata: I didn't lose. As long as I say I didn't lose, I didn't lose.

Okita: Wow, as expected of the great Hijikata-san. He lost, and he's still this stubborn. I'm so envious of your shamelessness.

Hijikata: Since this sword is kinda useless right now, I might as well use it to chop of your head. How's that.

Okita: Hijikata-san, I think if if that guy was actually serious, we would've been in some serious trouble. That guy...he's called Yagyuu something.

Okita: The Yagyuu family is a family of generals and military leaders. But ever since the Amanto's arrival, Kendo's been dwindling. Yet a lot of people still join up with their dojo to learn their technique. Yagyuu Kyuubei is the next family leader, and although he's short and looks like a kid, he's actually very fast on his feet, and they call him the strongest thus far in the family.

Okita: But for those who only study within the confines of the dojo, compared to us, we should have the advantage, seeing as how we fight real battles. But guess we country folk are just not as good as them~~

Hijikata: *TWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH XDDDD*

Okita: But in any case, I guess in both kendo and in love.... if he is indeed Otae-san's fiance, then I guess Kondo-san's pretty much beat.

Hijikata: Sougo, don't underestimate Kondo. I'm sure he'll be fine. I've always admired how he's always gung-ho, and makes sure that whatever he does, he'll succeed.

Okita: ...But what if he really succeeds? What if we have to call that Gorilla our nee-san????

(scene shifts to two men in the rain, standing outside a dojo, then shifts again to the Yoruzuya)

Gintoki: Shinpachi didn't show up again today. Geez, I should just fire him.

Kagura: Gin-chan, is it true that anego (affectionate term for "sister"; Kagura uses it to refer to Otae-san) isn't coming back? She sent a letter saying something about she's not coming back and she has bridal lessons...

Gintoki: Yeah. If you're going to get married off to a family like Yagyuu's, you have to learn a lot of things. Eh well. Although I have no clue what the hell's going on, if it's a promise, then it's a promise. Besides, now their dojo's saved.

Kagura: Gin-chan...My mommy once said that you would only smile when you first get married. Not many people can keep smiling. But if you can, then you've had a good life. But....Anego...can she really keep smiling...? *thinking back to how Otae's crying and saying good bye to all of them*

Kagura: I think she's hiding something! She must! It's my intuition!

Gintoki: Idiot. Anyone can tell she's hiding something. You don't need intuition for that. But still, it's clear that it's her own choice.

Gintoki: So of course she would keep smiling and--- *thinks back also to when Otae was crying and saying good-bye* ....TCH.

Gintoki: Dammit, why'd you let us see you off like that?

(scene shifts to outside the dojo aka Yagyuu's house)

Random guards: HEY. Who the hell are you? You wanna join up with our dojo? Sorry. This is the Yagyuu's private home. We're damn famous people, so if you want to join, you can't just be small-fries.

Random guards: Or are you guys here to make trouble (here taken to mean overthrowing the Yagyuu dojo; a challenge, duel, etc from one dojo to another. Big serious stuff D: ), and trying to take down the dojo? You better not, we're the Yagyuu---

Shinpachi and Kondo: Ehhhhh? What do you mean, we're here to make trouble??? >:DDDDDDDDD *KICKS THE GUARDS DOWN XD*

A whole load of people, supporters/students of the Yagyuu family: ENEMY!! WHO ARE THEY!? HOW DARE THEY!!!!

Shinpachi: I AM TENDOU MUSHINRYUU (note: The "ryuu" here is taken to mean like, one dojo's style/technique. A pun/joke is based on this later, so XD;) DOJO'S MASTER! SHIMURA SHINPACHI!

Kondo: AND I'M HIS DISCIPLE GORILLA ISAO!

Kondo and Shinpachi: WE'RE HERE TO CHALLENGE THE SO-CALLED NUMBER ONE YAGYUU DOJO! .......Even though we're really not that interested in actually doing that and that's not exactly why we're here....buuuuuuuutt.......

Shinpachi: GIVE ME BACK MY SISTER! >O *kicks down a bunch of people*

Kondo: GIVE US BACK OTAE-SAN!!!!

Random supporters/students of the Yagyuu dojo: ASSHOLES! TAKE THEM DOWN! >O

(and a bunch of people just made an entrance!)

Everyone: !!!!

Supporters of the Yagyuu dojo: NOW WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?!

Gintoki: Sorry. Not just the two of them.

Gintoki: Shinpachi, just for today, we're also your disciple. >| ((Kagura, Okita, Hijikata are also here))

Hijikata: Then what are we, the Natural-Perm-Ryuu dojo?

Shinpachi: Gin-san! Kagura-chan! O_O!!!!

Kondo: YOU GUYS?!?!?!?!