Oresama Teacher 12

It's back everybody! Oresama Teacher Volume 3! I'm no longer translating sfx; it was usually my policy not to and frankly...it's too much unnecessary work in my opinion!! Anyway, enjoy :D
proofread by SinEmerald

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3 days ago I had frozen fried rice, // frozen doria the next day, // and yesterday, I had cup ramen.

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And today // there’s a single cabbage.
(I originally wrote head of cabbage... Don't you count cabbages as cabbage heads?)

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Mom, I’m in trouble. // I’m getting completely lazy with cooking. // Maybe I should just bite into it raw…

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I know what to do!! I’ll stick some candles in it and arrange it nicely! // Wow! Looks good! It’s a cabbage cake!!

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I feel so empty inside… // I want to eat Japanese food… / Nikujyaga, a sautée, a stew or oden…

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I know. // I’ll go home.

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And so…

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I’ve decided to go back home. // Mother!! Mafuyu will now come home to you!! // Sorry for having left you all alone!! // It's only a 2-day meeting but it's kinda like a holiday! Kinda? // It might be a heartfelt reunion!! I bet it will be!!

Box: [theme: Karuizawa]

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Mafuyu: I’m home!

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Sign: You're disowned

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Mafuyu: No no!! I didn’t get kicked out of school!

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Mom: So?

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Mom: Have you been trying to get along with the girls at your new school?

[Family meeting]

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Mafuyu: Yeah… / I have been. // About 3 words or so…

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Mom: Do you have friends?

Mafuyu: I // have friends!!

Mom: What kind of friends?

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Mafuyu: Uhhm… / A very kind, honest friend that is good at embroidery… [Hayasaka-kun] // Hm? It sounds like I’m talking about a girl…

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Mom: Like this? [It’s a girl…]

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Mom: I knew you could do it!! [I’m so proud of you!!]

Mafuyu: Yea… / yeah…? // She'll kill me if she ever finds out...

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Mom: [You’ve grown so much…] // You used to not get along with girls… / But I’m glad you’ve overcome your dislikes.

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Mafuyu: That’s not true!! I’ve always liked girls!! // It’s just… // They would run away from me!!

[We don’t have any money!]

Mafuyu: [It was so horrible! I’d save them from bad people but they’d think I’m a bad person too!!]

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Mafuyu: And I get kinda nervous because they seem too fragile… // They’re kinda like… / you know… [uuhhh] // Angels!!!

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Mom: You can’t make any friends because you keep saying stupid stuff like that!!

Mafuyu: How cruel!!!

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And so, I’m trying to steer clear until my mom cools off.

Mafuyu: That was scary… // But she’s saying nonsense too… / It’s not easy making friends.

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Mafuyu: Take her for example. // There’s no way she can just meet someone easily and…

Girl 1: Aah!

Girl 2: Oh, sorry!!

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Girl 1: Oh no!

Girl 2: It’s tangled!

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Girl 1: Hey, this bag is from Love Too, isn’t it?

Girl 2: Yeah, how’d you know?

Girl 1: I love that brand! / My bag is from there too!

Girl 2: Really?

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Girl 1: We’ve got similar tastes! What school do you go to?

Girl 2: Higashi High School!! You?

Girl 2: Me too!! [We go to the same school!]

Mafuyu: Wait…? // What…?

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Mafuyu: They’re suddenly friends…? // Why…?

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Guy 1: Wha? // What you say?

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Guy 2: I’m telling you, it’s Kurosaki! / Kurosaki is here. [She cut her hair.]

Guy 3: No way! / There’s no way she’s here.

Guy 1: Yeah… // I thought she got arrested for murder.

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Guy 2: Really!? / I knew she’d do it one day, but so soon?

Guy 3: [Wait] that’s not right! // She joined the yakuza!

Guy 4: [Whaa] No, she’s a fugitive!

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Sakurada: You’re all wrong.

Guy 1: Sakurada-san!

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Sakurada: She got caught because she’s slow. // What a pathetic loser.

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Sakurada: But I guess she’s back because she heard… / That’s impressive.

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Guy 2: Oh damn!! // That’s why she’s back!?

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Sakurada: I bet those guys at Higashi High School called her for help. / They’re such wimps.

Guy 3: That makes sense. // You’ve figured it all out… You’re a genius!

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Guy 1: So what should we do? // Should we take care of all of them…?

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Sakurada: No… // Let me step in.

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Sakurada: I know her weakness.

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Mafuyu: Okay, I’m going to try. // I’m going to talk to someone. // I’ll get close by saying, “You’re cute! Wanna grab some coffee?” // No, wait, that’s too serious. / I could start slowly with, “Are you alone? What are you doing?”…

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I’m being watched!?

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Mafuyu: I guess it was my imagination…

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It’s weird that there are no delinquents from Higashi High School roaming around. // There are a lot of Nishi High School delinquents though…

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Nishi High School is under the umbrella organization of Higashi High school… // So they don’t usually make themselves more noticeable than Higashi guys…

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Just to clarify // Higashi and Nishi (East and West) used to fight all the time because all the members were the same.

Diagram: My town
Nishi Grade School, Nishi Junior High, Nishi High = Nishi Area
Higashi Grade School, Higashi Junior High, Higashi High = Higashi Area

Mafuyu: This side (Higashi)

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One day when we finally decided to end it all // we fought and Higashi won.

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Higashi became the leader of the town // and everything went smoothly since then.

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Mafuyu: I remember there were rules… // “No mugging” and “Don’t bother the public”…

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They were such good rules, despite being thought of by delinquents… [yup yup]

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Bully: Gimme yer wallet! // Hurry up already! // You know what will happen to yah if yah don’t hand it over!

Mafuyu: Wha…

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Mafuyu: What!!?

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Bully: Come on, hurry up! / We won’t hurt yah if you just hand it over.

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Come on…

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Bully: Hey, did you just bump into me? // You broke my arm. What are yah gonna do?

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AAH!

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GYAAAA!!

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Mafuyu: There’s something wrong… // Why are there so many muggings going on?

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And they’re all by Nishi High students… Does this mean…

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KYAA!!

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Again!?

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Mafuyu: WAHHH!? // A group mugging!?

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What… // There are too many of them. [It’s a bit weird…] // it’s weird…

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And it’s a girl they’re after… // This is weird…

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Girl: Help me…

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I will save you!!!

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GYA!!

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WAAHH! // AAH! // GYAA!!

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Mafuyu: Okay / everything’s okay now… // Huh?

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Mafuyu: She doesn’t seem very happy… [Did I do something wrong…?]

Girl: Uh… // uhmm… // uhhh…. // well… // Oh…

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Mafuyu: Are / you okay!?

Girl: Sorry… // I suddenly got dizzy… // I feel bad after you’ve saved me but… // Can you take me home too?

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Girl: Would that be okay?

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Mafuyu: Uhh….

[Take her home  Spend time with her  Can talk to her  meaning…

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Mafuyu: I might become friends with her!!! // Sure, it’s no problem!!

Girl: Thanks!

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Mafuyu: I can take you anywhere you’d like to go.

Girl: Wow // thank you so much.

Mafuyu: I sense a rose-colored life ahead!

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It was a trap…

Mafuyu: [Wow…]

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Mafuyu: How could you!! / How could you fool me like that!

Girl: Hahaha! // We were going to beat you up together / but you were stronger than we thought.

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Girl: But Kurosaki-san // You should have realized sooner before you got so excited about talking to a girl…

Mafuyu: Huh? // What does that mean…

Girl: It means… // THIS!

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Sakurada: Nice to see you Kurosaki Mafuyu!! // I can’t believe we fooled you with this!

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Sakurada: Hahaha! You fool!!

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Mafuyu: You pervert… [You like to dress up…?]

Sakurada: NO!! // Well, I’m so beautiful I can’t blame you for not being able to tell it was me… // I am cuter than you.

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Sakurada: I won’t let you say you’ve forgotten me!! // I’m Nishi High’s banchou! / Sakurada Asahi-sama!!

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Mafuyu: Nishi High’s banchou!?

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Nishi High’s banchou was…

Flashback:

Friends: …san // Mafuyu-san… // Help us! // The enemies are approaching!

Mafuyu: What!?

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Sakurada: Hahaha! Kurosaki, let’s fight to the death!

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Sakurada: Ah!

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Heart design!!?

Holy shit! Gyahahaha!!

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Mafuyu: Uhh… // heart pattern?

Sakurada: That’s all you remember!!?

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Mafuyu: That’s all I remember… It's the only thing worth remembering about you.

Sakurada: Wha!

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Sakurada: That’s seku-hara!!* Do you know what that means? [You’re dumb so you probably don’t know!

Mafuyu: Of course I know. / I’m not dumb like you.

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Mafuyu: It means // when your uniform flips over and you can see your stomach!!!*

Sakurada: Wrong!! // It means the teacher is dizzy and worried!!! [You idiot!!]*
*They’re both saying what they think “seku-hara” stand for, which is sexual harassment but both of them are getting it wrong. It’s a play on words so I couldn’t translate it directly, but it’s close enough…

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Bullies: Banchou… / That’s incorrect…

Sakurada: What!?

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Bully: It means / sexy parameter! // It’s the index data of how sexually attractive you are. [It’s actually seku-para.]

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Mafuyu & Sakurada: That’s what it means!!?

<There are only idiots here.>

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Sakurada: I… // I knew that. [Seku-para seku-para]

Mafuyu: I / knew it too!! I was just joking around!! [Seku-para is common knowledge!]

Sakurada: Anyway!! // I / hate idiots like you! // I was so happy when you left but you came back and showed your stupid face…

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Mafuyu: You never were able to defeat me.

Sakurada: Shut up!! Do you understand the position you’re in!?

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Mafuyu: Position?

Sakurada: You still don’t get it? // Why do you think we tied you up here?

Mafuyu: Huh?

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Sakurada: You’re a pest. // I need you to stay here so everything goes according to my plan. // Nishi and Higashi are fighting again tomorrow.

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Sakurada: It might be a good idea to keep you hostage. // You were the banchou after all.

Mafuyu: Wait!

Sakurada: See ya!

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Mafuyu: No… // Am I going to put everyone at a disadvantage…?

<rustle>

Mafuyu: Who’s there!!?

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<#2 at Higashi High>
Oh?

<#3 at Higashi High>
Oh! [Mafuyu-san]

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#3: You cut your hair?

End of chapter 12