Magic Kaito 8

Page numbers based on raws.
spaces indicate panel breaks, and unless otherwise indicated the bubbles are in order.

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NOTE ABOUT THIS CHAPTER: Looking at the context, this seems to be set around the early 90's, with the primary world leaders drawn here allude to reagan and gorbachev. That's why it makes sense that the russian's comment where he insults the US guy for being a terrible actor is a direct reference to this.

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Japan's most irresponsible prime minister

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-(bold) Keh! / Aoko, you died AGAIN?!
-(grey) What the heck! / You hog all the good armor!
translations of the boxes:
top - "kaito" "aoko" / H / M / **...(last two lines say "yu - 30" and "se: shi ni", i have no idea what this is. I suspect this whole thing is a dragon quest reference, but i can't remember for the life of me what those bottom lines are supposed to be)
left: Kaito / attack / spell / run
right bottom: Aoko is dead... / enter command

-Fine, fine...i'll revive you aga...
-pipi
small is kekeke laugh

-Pachi
-Fuuu
top of box is AAAAAAH!

-WHADDYA THINK YOU'RE DOIN!?
-WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM??
-This just in!

wiggly: Now I gotta start over from the beginning!!
small: hey hey
wiggly bottom: Let me be the hero this time, pwease!
spiky: It's the Kaitou Kid!!
spiky: The Kaitou Kid has kidnapped prime minister Uemoto!!

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-Huh?
-See for yourself from this live video recording!!

-Here he is in the middle of an international summit...

-And then all of a sudden, he vanishes in a cloud of smoke!!

-What a daring move by Kaitou Kid!!
sign: I'll be borrowing / prime minister Uemoto / Kaitou Kid
--move it!!

-ARE YOU WATCHING, KAITOU KID!?
-IT'S ME! NAKAMORI!!

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-I never expected that you'd a person...I'm ashamed I couldn't stop you!
-It's the Inspector...
-sniff
-D-dad...!

-Kaito!! Do you have a blank cassette??
-But mark my words--!!
-Don't tell me...you want to record this?

-Did'ja see the news about Kid?
-I did, I did!!
-What was he thinking, kidnapping the Prime Minister? (ehehe!)

-Maybe he's trying to take over the world!!
-Who was it...and what are they after?

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-Kidnapping the prime minister in broad daylight--!!
-Ikebukuro~~ Ikebukuro~~
-Please don't forget your belongings

-This person must be a very skilled Magician!

-What's wrong? You've been slient the whole way...
-Hm?

-Ah!! Was it because you couldn't beat that game yesterday?
-ha ha, very funny
-care-free, aint'cha?
-would you quit bringing that up?

-It's easy...I just need to raise Aoko's level some more...
-Hm?
-There are no gimmicks, there are no tricks!

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-Yoh!
-Yay!
-Cool!!

-Wow, he's good~!
-He sucks
-Here, show me your hand

-A-one...a-two--
-a-three!!

-Now, open it...

-Pa!

-Hm?!

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-COOOOOOL!!
-You're like a real magician!
-O-hoho you think so??

-Hey mister, can I keep this badge?
-Haha, sure, sure!!

-It's yours to have!
-Yippie!!

-Please stop causing a ruckus inside the station!!
-Huh?

-You wanna see a trick?
-No? How about you?

-Well then, I've got to be going~
-What was that about??
-Hey, could I see that badge for a sec?

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-I knew it! This belongs to a member or parliament
-Then...was that old guy the culprit??

-But...with magic that bad
bubble: Care to see some magic?
bubble: Um, no thanks gramps
-It's hard to believe he could kidnap the prime minister

-Maybe he was showing crummy tricks on purpose? It felt like there was something bigger, something else behind them...
-No, wait...
-Kaito~

-Check it out! I found hints for that game!
-Hah?!

-No wonder we couldn't defeat that monster
-It says here the king was controlling it himself!

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-I see, we just have to take down the king!
-controlling it himself...?

-hmmmm

-I GOT IT!

-Kaito?
-THANKS, AOKO!!

-I see, I see!!
-It was YOU!

-Wow, he's really into his video games
-Guess he's still just a kid

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-Ladies and gentlemen! As you can see here I have an ordinary hat!
-There are no gimmicks, there are no tricks!

--what's this??
-A dove is--!

-huh...?

-oh?
-goso

-Whoopsie!

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-Ohoho, that didn't go well!

-With skills like that, you'll just embarass yourself
-You can't even make a single dove disappear?

-WH-
-WHO'S THERE?!

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-That's right, you didn't make him disappear...

-You made yourself disappear
-Isn't that right--

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-Prime minister Uemoto?
-GAH!
-KAITOU KID?!

-I admit, it's tough to make others disappear
-But...
-Nothing's easier than disappearing by yourself!

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-I bet you planted that smoke bomb
small: sa (duck?)
-and hid underneath the table

-Then, disguising yourself
-you took advantage of the confusion and slipped out of the summit

-Coo coo
-A simple trick for beginners...

-I give, I give! You got me!
-biii
-paka
-hohoho, you're something else, Kaitou Kid!

-Marvelous work!!

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-KEH! Don't give me that!
-You and your stupid trick has turned me into a criminal suspect, y'know!!
-The Kaitou Kid steals things, not people!

-You're the Prime Minister, right?! What about that political meeting??
-You don't have time to be wandering around here! (retard)

-Now, now, no need to get angry
-I'm the Prime Minister! I can just apologize~

-YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!?
-H-H-hear me out!!
-I did this for a reason!

-Yes, the reason I ran out of that conference was...

-Call the event off!!
-Without our chairmain, Prime Minister Uemoto, there's nothing to discuss!

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-I'm leaving!!
-Ho ho...i suppose there's a special reason why you don't want us to start...
-Mr. Ham actor?
(t/n - The actual line is mr. radish actor" - The act of presenting daikon to the actors evolved from traditional kabuki plays, where the word “daikon” was used to insult actors that performed poorly.)

-CARE TO REPEAT THAT, CUE BALL?!
-whaaaat!!!

-All these politicians want nukes, and whenever war comes up it turns into a giant argument

-I've always hated arguments ever since I was little...
-I'm just sick and tired of seeing
-every nation duking it out...

-TAKE THAT BACK OR I'LL DECLARE WAR!!
-FILTHY WOMANIZER!!
-OH? BRING IT ON!!
-YA OLD PERV!

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-Even though this was supposed to be a peace summit,
-No one really gets the point...

-Prime minister...
-Ah~ I'm really jealous, you know that?

-I've always wanted to become a magician
-A world-famous magician like yourself

-That's why I've always wanted to meet
-the very Kaitou Kid himself

right: That's why you implicated me?
below right: A-ah, well I'm sorry about that...
-I'm one irresponsible prime minister, eh?
-Skipping out a summit, using someone else's name...

-A politician like me doesn't belong in office!!

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-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!

-MISTER U-E-MO-TO!

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-ahem

-(t/n - this bubble is an elephant's cry. i don't know how in the world to write it. you're on your own. kana there is "noshi noshi"
-WOAH

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-A-AMAZING!!
-YOU'RE AMAZING, KID!!

(t/n - they're insulting each other in their native language below)
-GODDAMN RUSKY!!
-дура!! (DUMBASS)!!
-Things are getting ugly here at the summit!!

-And now
-for my final trick...

-OH!! I WANNA SEE IT!!
-Then close your eyes

-ONE!!
-TWO--!!

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-THREE!!

-AH, MISTER UEMOTO!?

-Ngh!!

-Prime Minister
-This is your stage

-Why don't you show us
-your magic...

-Kid...

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-Ladies and gentlemen
-Take a look and this hankercheif

-ONE
-TWO--

-THREE!

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-A dove...!
-The symbol of peace...

-Aren't we all forgetting
-the true topic at hand?

-I think we've all
-been a bit too irresponsible

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-Good show, Uemoto!
-Nice!!
-Bravo!!

-Oh?

-W-whoopsie

-Aha, guess I still need some more practice
-he sucks...
-qui sont vous? (who're you??)

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