Magic Kaito 16

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-The Thief from Below

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-Hey, didja hear??
-Kaitou Kid's gonna be on LIVE TV!!
-Really!?
-No way!
-I'm gonna record it!!

-Kekeke...live broadcast, hm?
headline: A TV 1st > Kaitou Kid's next crime to be broadcast live!
other box - Or will the police get to him first?!

-Talk about a thief's luck! I couldn't have asked for anything more <3

-GOOOOD MORNING, KAITO~~~!!

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-Guess what! Guess what!
-I entered a contest to win tickets to PRINCE-PRINCE's latest concert!!

-And then guess what...!!

-Y-you...won?
-I WO---N~~~!
-Not one, but TWO tickets!

-Your face TOTALLY gave it away...moron
-What the heck!! And I was about to invite you!!

-Keh! I could care less about your stupid princy princess concert!!
(t/n - real line says "about pudding and bavarois". this is a joke 'cuz purinsu sounds like purin = pudding, and bavarois is just another desert he throws in. i feel this is totally lost in translation, but if you have a creative way to make it work, go for it)
-PRINCE-PRINCE!! Don't you know who they are?!

-You seem troubled, my fair lady...

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-Oh!?
-H-hakuba-kun...

-If you'd like, I, a Virgo, type-A, born on Aug 29th, weighing 65 kilos, and having a height of 180cm...

-...would love to accompany you to the concert
-eh?

-A man who dares to refuse your invitation doesn't suit you at all, my dear
-b-but...

-keh!

-A bumbling detective and a bumbling inspector's daughter, neither of which can catch the Kaitou Kid...
-You two were made for each other!!

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-What the heck!! Take that back!!
-fufufu...i take it you're a fan of the Kid...

-Then how about this?

-If I'm able to arrest Kaitou Kid tonight,
-will you invite me to the concert?
-Eh?

-Huh?

-That sounds great! If you capture him I'll go with you!!
-Keh! As if the world-famous Kid could ever be caught by the likes of you!

-Hmph...the Kaitou Kid is a genius, unlike you!
-It will take more than someone ordinary to catch him...

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-In the remote possibility that I shold lose, I'll leave the matter of Aoko-kun's escort to you!

-Is that right?!
-I could care less about that dumb concert, but you're on!!

-Fufufu...
-HA HA HA

-E~~~~~~h!? They made a bet like that?

-So that's why all the other girls were staring you down...
-Staring? Why?

-Oh, please! Don't you know Hakuba-kun is popular among all the girls?!
-All we're doing is going to a concert!

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-But there've been people who get married after just one date!
-WHAAAAAAAT!? MARRIED?!

-g-get...
-outta here...

-You never know...Hakuba-kun's dad is a superintendent general...
-but then again, compared to Aoko's silly dad...
-don't finish that sentence!

-I know! Let's watch Kid's theft tonight at Aoko's place!
-W-wait a second, Keiko...!

-Aaaaand we're coming to you live from the Ekoda Museum
-Where Kid is planning to strike this evening!

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-Would you get a load of all these officers!
-Let's have a word with Inspector Nakamori!

-Inspector, is this the bronze statue that Kid has announced he'll steal tonight?
-steal? Hahaha! There's no way he can steal it!

-We have 8 choppers in the sky!
-And 200 officers stationed on the roof, windows, across this floor!!

-Not to mention...
-The basement is set up with an uncountable number of montion sensors!!

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-This place is sealed so tight, not even a rat could sneak in, let alone the Kid!
-Ah, aren't those...?
-squee

-YOU MORONS! SOMEBODY GET THOSE THINGS OUTTA HERE!!
-Your dad's the same as always...
-A...aha...

-A-anyway, next we have...
-the up-and-coming, widely renown detective Hakuba Saguru-kun!! Let's get a word with...

-uh, where did he...?
-Ah!

-What are you doing, Hakuba-kun?
-Oh, just being extra-special careful...

-I have a certain something riding on tonight's victory!
-Bastard!!

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-That arrogant prick!

-Just you watch, retard!
-I'm not going to let Aoko date a snob like you!!

-I'll have the last laugh!!

-Nothing to report in the skies!!

-Nothing to report on the rooftops!!

-Nothing to report in the basement!!
-Hahaha! Kid finally turned tail and ran!
-Inspector...how many men did you station around the basement?

-Heh! Not even one!
-Kid isn't stupid enough to try to evade all the lasers down there!

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--basement--

-Time for the Kaitou Kid's entrance!!

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-Let's have a little peek at those sensors, shall we?

-Whoo boy, get a load of that!

-But I have something that'll do the job...
-kiri kiri

-Right over there...

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-Bet they didn't see me coming from here!

-It's only 4 minutes to the announced deadline!
-Is Kaitou Kid even coming!?

-Hey Aoko, who're you rootin' for?
-Hakuba-kun? Or Kid?
-H-Hakuba-kun, of course!!

-If he wins you won't be able to go with Kaito!
-W-who cares about that jerk!

-Serves him right! Talking trash like that!
-A bumbling detective and a bumbling inspector's daughter? You two were made for each other!
-Kaito, you bum...

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-Here I come~ <3

-Now for the finishing touches...

-That's as far as you go...
-KAITOU KID!!

-WHAT?!

-It's curtains for your circus act!!

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-S-sleeping gas?!

-I see...you want this circus
-to go up in smoke!

-Give it up!
-You lose, Kid

-I'm not so sure about that!

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-B-bloody hell!!

-Only 10 seconds left!!

sfx bub Ngh!!

-I-inspector!! We're detecting an intruder below!!
-WHAT---!!

-What's going on? Is Kid not coming?

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-Kid...!

-ZERO

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-Inspector...
-I've captured the Kaitou Kid!!
-OOOH!! GOOD WORK, HAKUBA-KUN!!
-Eeeeeh!!!
-No way!!

-Kid is out cold in the basement!
-All right!! Men, to the basement at once!!

-Hakuba-kun! How did it feel to capture the elusive Kaitou Kid!?
-Ahaha...it was a breeze!

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-T-this is...!!

-kachi
-huh?
-W-what's with that balloon?

-Oh, this?
-It's time for my escape, that's all

-Inspector!! Kid isn't in the basement!
-It's detective Hakuba!!
-SAY WHAT!?

-Which means...?

-Y-YOU'RE--!!!

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-THE KAITOU KID!!

-Ooooh!!

-Eh?

-A-ahem
-T-that lousy thief!

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-I-it's Kid!! The Kaitou Kid has finally appeared!!
-KID!! THAT DOES IT!!

-Whoopsie

-UWA!!

-I wouldn't move if I were you,
-Inspector!

-Hmph...
-Since when did you start threatening lives?

-Well...I have a certain something

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-riding on tonight's victory!

-huh?
-what is?

-So if you'll excuse me
-catch ya later!
-Y-you little...!

-Huh?
-THAT'S...!

-just to be extra-special careful...
-That bastard--!!!

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-NOW'S MY CHANCE!

-GEH

-Uwaaaa

-Dosa (sfx of breaking glass)

080
headline: Inspector Nakamori / Desparately defends the bronze statue!
side: Detective Hakuba and Kid's battle ends in a tie
(the rest of the printed article has nothing to do with this! some baseball stuff, which might be an inside joke, dunno)

-Damnit---!!
-Zzzzz
-This sucks!
-Blast it!

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