Monster Hunter Orage 4

Omake time.

EDIT: All done. Thanks to zindryr as usual for clearing up my question.

x1
right top corner: Team Mashima's very own hunter, Mikuni Shin presents:
(big text) on the right: A Hunter's Life

vertical lines of text right:
(big text) Mikuni Shin
Took runner-up in the First ever Shounen Rival Comic Competition. His winning entry "Spray King" was published in the first issue, receiving high acclaim. He's currently doing assistant work for Mashima-sensei!

[now comes all the text in order top to down w/ the characters]:
-List of characters
-As Mashima-niisan...
-Mashima Hiro
-As the man with only two great jokes...
-Mikuni Shin
-As the Kyoshinhei of Kyuushuu... (t/n - kyoshinhei = god warrior. It was the giant robot from nausicaa valley of the wind. erm, can't really explain it unless you've seen it. kyuushuu is japan's main island.)
-Bobby
-As the sexy bodybuilder...
-Uechan
-As the Leopard Print Empress...
-Shou

Left strip:
:THREE-LINER

-Riddle me this!
-What do you get when you combine "Monster Hunter"
-Slap!
-And "money"...?

-Th...
-the answer is...??

-Being able to play Monster Hunter every day!!!!
-Har har. Don't think that gets you out of writing the other two strips this week

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:HELP, PLEASE

-B-boss...I forgot to bring a "hot drink"...
-Oh well, you can have mine!

-B-boss...I forgot my "sonic bombs"...
-Here, take mine!

-B-boss...I forgot to bring a "max potion"...
-Here, take it!

-Boss...I forgot my hot drinks, sonic bombs, max potions, well-done steaks...oh and potions...
-Forget it! Just stay at the camp (starting point)!!
small: Sit this one out!

left strip:
:WILLPOWER
(t/n - as far as I can tell this skill does NOT exist in MHF2, only in 2ndG. If there is an official english name for it do tell. Original japanese is 根性/konjou)

-"Willpower"
-With this skill, as long as you have health above a certain level, even if you take damage that would K.O. you,
-You'll survive with just a little bit of life

-YEAAAH!! Show me what you're made of!!!
-Live, live, live!!!

-Wow, his "willpower" kicked in like 10 times...!
-Hahaa! Any mission is a piece of cake!

-Yeah, but if this skill hadn't kicked in,
-You'd be dead 10 times over...

below: To be continued next issue!!

left vertical: From 2 jokes to 10!? Mikuni's getting better!!*
(*t/n - the joke here is that the original japanese word for "punchline" matches the word for "ending", or dead as I used in the last strip.)

(pages x3-4 are just fan mail. page x5 announces the tankoubon, coming 8/4, and promises lots of omakes...)