Monster Hunter Orage Omake 10

Sorry about the lag between this the chapter's release.

After messing around with MH2ndG I was devastated to learn that it doesn't use wifi to go online, it's more like local lan. And I don't know anyone locally with the game too, so shoot. Now I gotta go all hax0r to get people to play with? don't know if i have the energy :S

the online quests are kinda cool, and it's got neat lil downloads to unlock clothes and armors for your pet pig and felyne partner, though!

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right top corner over sword: Team Mashima's very own hunter, Mikuni Shin presents:
(big text) on the right: A Hunter's Life

Big bold vertical on the right: With the start of his new serialization, Mikuni shouts for joy! Perhaps his success was thanks to his work here??

vertical lines of text right:
(big text) Mikuni Shin
His work, "Spray King 2nd", was featured in this magazine's October issue and was well received. While he aims for his own debut, these are the daily adventures of Mikuni as he works as an assistant under Mashima Hiro...and serves as the resident Great Sword hunter!!

[now comes all the text in order top to down w/ the characters]:
-List of characters
-As Mashima-niisan...
-Mashima Hiro
-As the man with only two great jokes...
-Mikuni Shin
-As the Kyoshinhei of Kyuushuu... (t/n - kyoshinhei = god warrior. It was the giant robot from nausicaa valley of the wind. erm, can't really explain it unless you've seen it. kyuushuu is japan's main island.)
-Bobby
-As the sexy bodybuilder...
-Uechan
-As the Leopard Print Empress...
-Shou

MIKUNI GETS SERIALIZED

-Mikuni gets the call that "Spray King" was selected
-Congratulations

-YEE-HOOO! I'M SO HAPPY!!
-Way to go!

-Mikuni makes the 2nd person to go on to being a mangaka!
(footnote: the first was Yoshikawa Miki-sensei)
-Well, I'm happy for him but that means he won't be able to play MH as much
-It's gonna be more lonely from now on...

-As long as it's to play, call me anytime!!
-What, you're not gonna help us on the comic?
-Get lost!

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The Hero's Interview

-Mikuni-san, could you share with us what you've
-learned and mastered working here with us?

-huh?

-Mastered?...uh...
-I've always half-assed my way through work,
-And even playing MH I'm always getting KO'd

-I've always been the slowest to finish my lunch,
-and my desk is the messiest out of everyone's...

-I mastered sucking my employer dry!!
-You're not moving on from us, you're fired!!

The Memories

-Aww, the time has come to say goodbye, pal!

-All the memories we had eating together,

-All the times we napped together,

-And all the times we played MH together...!
-That desk was meant for WORK

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Staff Interview

-Eh? Mikuni-san?
-He's the guy who was always getting KO'd in MH...

-He was always messing around with those stupid barrel bombs, blowing us up
-He was pretty annoying to have on the team

-He would always go back and rest at the tent in the middle of a mission
-Completely threw off our teamwork

-You suck, Mikuni! Come back when you get your act straight!
-C'MON GUYS SAY SOMETHING NICE! I'M RECORDING THIS!!

Feelings of Gratitude

-Planning to get everyone MH presents on his last day, Mikuni is net-shopping
-hmm...what to get...

-I'm sure they've all got the MH ringtones already...
-And it feels too awkward giving away my leftover goods from TGS...
(t/n - tokyo game show)

-Think!! What would a true Hunter do to show his appreciation??
-That's all I need to do!!

-Everybody! thanks for everything!!
-A sincere bow
-Clearly this was the cheapest option available

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Our Last Dinner Party

-Team Mashima holds a final party for Mikuni before he moves on

-Boohoohoo! This is the last time I get to be with you guys like this!!
-I'm gonna be lonely!!
-Get...off!! You're creeping me out!

-So this is it? This is really it?!
-I've done nothing but cause you guys trouble
-but I'm really happy I got to be with you all!!

-the next day, at Rival's editorial dep't
-Oh, Mikuni?
-How 'bout some MH?
-LET'S DO IT

Lonely Monkey

-Aaah! Work's done, and I've got plenty of free time!!

-Dangit!! I got KO'd again!!
-That makes twice!! This is it!! There's no more chances!
-Aah!! I forgot my pots!

-S-somebody...say something...
-I can't stand the silence!!

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bold vert right: SPRAY KING starts on page 333! Does this mark the end of "Hunter's Life?!"

-TIME IS MONSTER

-WHAT!? There's no time before Spray King's deadline!!
-Please, give me more time!!

-What are you saying? This is your chance
-Everyone's looking forward to it
editor - O

-It's not possible!! Without more time, I can't produce anything!
-I mean, I shouldn't even be here TALKING to you!!

sign up top is "editorial dep't"
-See? All your talking got me KO'd
-AAAH! ME TOO!!
-Finish your draft already!!

DEAR CAPCOM

-The thought hit Mikuni
-That "Hunter's Life" might be nearing its end

-Well, you are leaving us, so why not end it?

-Hmm...well, your character isn't very impressionable, Mikuni
-Plus you suck at MH

-Oh, lord Capcom!! Please let me continue, even a little while longer!!
-You'd better pray to the readers too!
-PLEASEEEEEE!!

TO BE...CONTINUED...??