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Translations: Gintama 504 by Bomber D Rufi , Bleach 589 by BadKarma

Gintama 188

Gintama 188

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+ posted by Silver_Sea as translation on Nov 14, 2007 16:59 | Go to Gintama

-> RTS Page for Gintama 188

Gin 188 was too funny to pass up, so I did my own version from the Chinese RAWs. As far as I can tell, it's a little more censored compared to the Japanese. ;)


P1
Side Text:The shinsengumi's Horrible Toilet Incident
Middle Text:The Shinsengumi's cleaning roster!

Alright, men ---
Now for your duties of the week.The third unit is responsible for the dojo.The second unit,the kitchen.

The fifth unit will wash the the patrol cars.

And the first unit,
the toilet.

P2
UWAAH!
Oh my God -- this shit is disgusting!

Dammit, am I supposed to be staring at this freaking urinal the whole week?
I can't handle it!

Oh Shit! It sprayed on my face,
God Help me!

We're almost done, let's just finish this and piss off!
That's not allowed!

We have to fully appreciate the meaning of cleaniness.
...have you heard this fact?

In a corrupted and crime-ridden city, after the people cleaned up the graffiti from their subway trains,
The vandals disappeared and the crime rate dropped.

DO you understand? A dirty environment can even stain the soul of a person.
A healthy soul can only be nurtured in a healthy spcae!

P3
To maintain the cleaniness of our enviroment
is also the noble duty of the Shinsengumi!

wow, Seizou-san

Kumanaku Seizou, you transferred here after the reshuffling,

But your reputation has already spread:For both your character and passion for cleaniness!

Listen everyone! We want to clean it til its good enough to eat off the floor! That's our attitude!
EVeryone put your backs into cleaning the urinal assigned to you!

Yes! 1,2!
1,2!

Well guys?, do you feel the darkness in your soul being scrubbed away together with the grime in the urinal?
Truly, cleaning our environment is really cleaning our hearts and minds.

True indeed!
I feel my soul becoming lighter!

P4
1,2
1,2
Heh--cleaning can be amusing too.

Leader...where are you scrubbing?
No, I noticed something dirty stuck on your forehead!
No, that's my mole.

But look, it already came off.
Gaaah! What did you do?

Was it a mole? Then I'm really sorry.
Why the heck did you scrub my face for no reason?!

Oh my MOOOLLLEE!!
lets take off while they're distracted!

P5
Stop right there!
We're not done yet!!

Hey, Stop it!!

My, my...they all took off.
These losers are incorrigible.
So? Shall we leave, too?

Leader...
Even for a male-only barracks, our situation is atrocious!
No one cares about using a clean toilet,
No one cares about cleaning the toilet,

Splashing out of the urinal while pissing is an everyday occurence!
They don't even wash their hands!

Germs get carried all over from their boots, they go contaminating everything with filthy fingers.
The virus spreads explosively!

P6
These barracks have already become...
Ground Zero for germs!

It won't be long until the the SOUL of the shinsengumi will also be...
CONTAMINATED by the germs growing in this very toilet!

We have to change all this
Starting from here.

Yes,starting from this small detail,we will transform the shinsengumi!
This is the revolution of the toilet!

Side-text:
The 108 Reading
Cleaning the urinal is cleaning the soul
Hideaki Sorachi

Center text:
The riot begins:
My revolution!

P7
What?
You want to renovate the toilets?

Yes,it's a proposal by Kumaku Seizou from unit one.
He insists that at the very least we change the taps from manual to sensor.

We don't have the time nor the money to waste on such trivaltry
If you have the time to do this, why don't you clean clean out all the joui rebels in Edo instead?

....
Allow me to ask you something, vice-captain
Do you wash your hands after using the toilet?

Huh?
Wash my hands?
Why should I wash my hands? How did I dirty my hands by going to the toilet?

What's the big deal? If I don't do it, I'd just feel a little nasty,that's all.
We can speak bluntly here... you have definately touched something dirty.
And what is that? What have I touched? WHat's so dirty?


P8
...WHat....
Do you mean my dick?

EXACTLY!!
No matter how we use the toilet, we have to touch the dirty thing that grows between our legs,the dick!!

In other words, washing our hands is the all important ritual
that keeps our dicks healthy and allows it to live another day!
Yet--!! Have you noyiced that in the shinsengumi this important ritual does not happen?!

Lsten up! We shall call the germs that stick on our hands when we touch our dicks staphylococci bacteria!
When you go to the toilet, you vice-captain, are touching your dick.
Hey don't make it sound like I'm pickihg up a girl.
(TN: Staphylococci = sphere-shaped)

You should wash off the stapyloccoccus on your hands so You, vice captain, reach for the tap
and wash away all the staphylococci.

Yes, at that moment your hadns are clean!! But...

P9
However!!
Please think again, try to remember!
In order to wash away the staphylococci, what have you just done?
Hey, you sound like you're ordering me around.

Exactly!! When you reached to turn on the tap, you've contaminated the handle with bacteria!
There's a mountain of bacteria on the tap!!

Next, what are you doing with your newly washed hands?
In order to turn off the tap, you have to touch the bacteria infested handle.

Vice-captain--!! In the end,
you will be consumed by the staphylococci bacteria!!

Don't talk like that! Why just me?
According to your theory, shouldn't you two bastards be overcome as well?

Sorry, Hijikata, I never wash my hands before leaving.
Then shouldn't you be instantly killed by the staph?

P10
Do you understand now, vice-captain? The shinsengumi is a breeding ground for staphylococci bacteria.
The only way to change this is to switch from manual taps to sensor taps.

You think too much.
If we had to worry about every little thing, we won't be able to live.

What a waste of my time-
Vice-captain!

!
We're having some roasted yams!
Care to join us?

P11
GAAAAAHHH!!
OW!

What the hell was that?
So you can see it now...the staphylococci.

Are the staphylococci for real?
!!

No kidding! They're everywhere...
This...this is

Hey, Toshi, what're you waiting for?

C'mon and try some.
Hey Sougo, Seizou, would you like some, too?


P12
Hey Kondo's....kondo's staphylococci...the amount is unreal!
That's because he keeps touching his dick, even the eggs have mutated.
That's no longer Kondo, but a giant coccus.

Dammit...the only way to heal thse guys
is the toilet revolution.

even though we've decided to change over to a sensor type washbasin,
We still have problems.

Look at this floor,
We just washed it earlier, and now its like this...Forget about spray, the design of this urinal causes everything to splash out!

P13
It looks serious.
I think it's caused by a bunch of guys using the toilet at the same time.
Once they start chatting, they don't pay attention and the piss ends up everywhere.

First, we have to prevent too many people from visiting the toilet together.
Leave it to me, I'll add it to the regulations.
But even for one person alone, we can't be sure...

Hey I've got an idea, why not leave some grime on the urinals first?
Think about it, when you use the commode,

Sometimes when you see some spots in there, don't you try to aim for it?
WE can make use of this psychology to get the guys to aim properly.

Hijiakata has just exposed a weird facet of his personality without feeling any embarrassment.
Has he been doing that all along?

.....no, I've never done it,just heard about it
Actually, I think its a good idea.

Okay, how about his spot.
Huh? what's that, sougo?

P14
That's the mole from my head!
Eh, sorry about that, I've kept it handy after I cleaned it off your face.I knew it'd come in useful.
What?! Useful?! Do you intend to let one person aim at another's mole?
Oh,Sorry.
And why did you even scrub my face win the first place, how can you treat my body like that?!

hurry up, will ya? Just use anything,
anything dirty will do.

Alright, alright.Let's use this,then...
What do you mean by this?!

This is the dirt of the shinsengumi
What's dirty is your mind, you bastard!! Take it off right now!
Oi, someone's coming. everyone hide!

...lets see what the result is.
Are you kidding? As if we'd get a result?!
ah, he left.


P15
Aww, it failed.
I say.

Piss is everywhere-
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

The result was too successful.Or maybe they hated the photo too much.
His piss drilled a hole into the photo.
What kind of piss was that?!How could anyone hate me so much?!

we wanted to make
this place cleaner but instead it got even worse.
And that guy didn’t even notice the dirt. HOw about we
reverse the way we look
at this.

instead of thinking: only aim within the urinal,
we want to think: you can’t aim anywhere outside the urinal.

we want to create the scene in which the man cannot allow anything to splash onto
the floor.
And what kind of scenario is that?
gah,someone’s already here!

P16
AAAh, that felt good...

Ha...haha.
You...you're awesome, you know that?
Aww thanks...you rock.

How many years has it been since the last time I lay down and wached the sky?
The sky...looks so vast..oh yeah...
Ossu, it worked!

How can anyone go to the toilet like this?
UWaAH

P17
No one's going to interrupt a moment of bonding between two friends.
It's not going to work! This will only drive people nuts!
Anyway, don't tell me you're going to re-enact this highly unfinished sketch everytime someone enters the toilet?!

Well how about this?
We can put plastic bags behind these holes in the wood, so when we stick our dicks in...
WHAT THE FUCK?!

How many people do you think will stick their dicks into those holes, that's the most unhygenic thing I can imagine!
Don't get so worked up now, I'll just draw some female faces here so that people don't get annoyed.

Oh...My...Gosh!! You're turning it into something different!

You're sick in both the mind and heart! Kumanaku, you tell him...
The hole has to be bigger.
What are you thinking?!Dammit, knock it off right now!

Whoa, someone's coming- Quick, let's hide!

P18
Its too quiet,
What's going on?
You think the guy left already?
Yeah, let's take a look.

P19
I can't...
pull it out.

Text:
The revolution
...failed...

Thanks for reading!:amuse
I've already finished the scanlation, it should be released sometime tomorrow. :D

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#1. by Bomber D Rufi (Translator)
Posted on Nov 14, 2007
Hahah nice work :) Will you be using your translaton or mine for the scantliation? Also do you think you could have a look at my 189? I'm really not all that confortable with it...
#2. by Miken-chan (Scanlator)
Posted on Nov 15, 2007
Hwa~ Thanks for the translation!

Ah umm...Chinese RAWs? Are they in paper format, or can you point me in the direction of your source?

EDIT - Uh, never mind *found it*
#3. by hatsuharupeace (MH Senpai)
Posted on Nov 15, 2007
thanks!!!
#4. by Silver_Sea (Translator)
Posted on Nov 15, 2007
Quote:
Hahah nice work Will you be using your translaton or mine for the scantliation? Also do you think you could have a look at my 189? I'm really not all that confortable with it...
Babo and I will be having a little competition: He'll release yours and I'll release mine. Actually we are competing on Scan Quality only, and I already screwed up the leveling for this one so I am not very confident. D: Anyway, you'll see.

Sure I'll be happy to read thru 189 over the weekend. But I'll only focus on the major areas since I suspect that the Chin translator took liberties here and there. For the next transes you do, if you highlight the places you'd like a second opinion on in blue, I'd be happy to help too. :)

@ Miken-chan: I read from a bunch of places, jojohot, chuang yi, Kunlun BBS, sky fire, etc the secret to finding Chin RAWs is that you have to imput chin characters into Google's search bar..that's the only way. :D

@hatsu...I'm waiting for your next scan ~ ;)
#5. by Bomber D Rufi (Translator)
Posted on Nov 15, 2007
Quote by Silver_Sea;610954:
Babo and I will be having a little competition: He'll release yours and I'll release mine. Actually we are competing on Scan Quality only, and I already screwed up the leveling for this one so I am not very confident. D: Anyway, you'll see.

Sure I'll be happy to read thru 189 over the weekend. But I'll only focus on the major areas since I suspect that the Chin translator took liberties here and there. For the next transes you do, if you highlight the places you'd like a second opinion on in blue, I'd be happy to help too. :)

@ Miken-chan: I read from a bunch of places, jojohot, chuang yi, Kunlun BBS, sky fire, etc the secret to finding Chin RAWs is that you have to imput chin characters into Google's search bar..that's the only way. :D

@hatsu...I'm waiting for your next scan ~ ;)



Thanks :) Its mainly the parts without the furigana (AKA the text boxes at the end of the chapter) that bug me the most. I had to rely on words i do know to try to figure out the ones i didn't but that doesn't always work. :) 190 is out on the Latest Translations thread so i hope you'll enjoy it as well.
#6. by Phat (Registered User)
Posted on Nov 16, 2007
thanks :D
#7. by Silver_Sea (Translator)
Posted on Nov 16, 2007
Quote:
Thanks Its mainly the parts without the furigana (AKA the text boxes at the end of the chapter) that bug me the most. I had to rely on words i do know to try to figure out the ones i didn't but that doesn't always work. 190 is out on the Latest Translations thread so i hope you'll enjoy it as well. Oh ic...But I really need to see it in blue, please.
If I don't see you highlight with the page number it would make it hard for me to help because I don't usually read the whole script ( except for Vagabond ^^")


Phat- Thanks

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