Shintetsu Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo 70

Within the final stronghold of the Neo-Maruhage, Team Bo-bobo has begun their final assault on Tsurulina 3rd and 5th (Namerou)! But with a domain revealed by the emperor, can team Bo-bobo survive this ultimate horror unleashed!?

Shinsetsu 70: Tsurulina's Miscalculation

100.
3rd: THIS DOMAIN IS ENTIRELY CONTROLLED BY ME. THIS IS MATCH, BO-BOBO.
Namerou: ...............

101.
Heppokomaru: WE'LL SUFFOCATE------
Bo-bobo: AIR...AIR PLEASE!!
Beauty: TH...THIS PAIN...WE CAN'T...BREATHE.
Voice: Steady down, all of you.
Beauty & Heppokomaru: !
Don Patch: BECAUSE NOW I'M MAKING SHIO RAMEN. EAT THIS AND YOU'LL BE HEALTHY.
(TN: "Shio Ramen" or "Salt Ramen" is a ramen made with a clear yellow broth with plenty of salt and a combination of chicken, vegetables, fish and seaweed. Generally it's the healthiest ramen due to the vegetables and low fat content of the used meat for making it)
Everyone: .........
Bo-bobo: RAMEN RAMEN
Tennosuke: BUBO
Don Patch: Shio Ramen when in space.
3rd: RED MAGIC SHINKEN CHOUOUGI...

102.
3rd: ZERO-GRAVITY ILLUSION!!!
Tennosuke: GYOIYAAASAA----
Bo-bobo: EXCELLENT!! WE'LL FIRE BACK AT THEM, DON PATCH.
Don Patch: EH, ME?
Don Patch: NO, I'M ALWAYS BEING A SACRIFICE; WHY IS IT ME THIS TIME TOO!!?
Bo-bobo: Because of the resemblance.
(TN: The "resemblance" is obviously to the spiked balls the 3rd sent out)
Don Patch: YOU DO THAT AND ALWAYS THINK OF YOURSELF; FORCING ME, FORCING ME...DEAR...YOU'RE TOO SELFISH...
Bo-bobo: I LOVE YOU PATCHMI.
Don Patch: ENOUGH...YOU MEAN MAN...
(TN: The "Bom" is a weird reference to the "Dom" model of mobile suits used by the Principality of Zeon in the original "Mobile Suit Gundam". However, the ball and chain weapon was never actually used by the Dom but was one of the more infamous weapons [only used once or twice] used by the RX-78 Gundam piloted by lead character Amuro Rey, known as the "Gundam Hammer")

103.
Bo-bobo: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: YODEL STEP (out loud) Yo-de-le yo-de-le yo-de-le-hi---
Beauty: WHAT THE!!?
Beauty: Bo...Bobo...
Bo-bobo: BEAUTY! THIS IS BAD: SHE'S LOSING OXYGEN.
Bo-bobo: WE HAVE TO GO TO EARTH IN A HURRY. IF WE'RE ON EARTH, WE SHOULD HAVE OXYGEN.

104.
Tennosuke: OK! IT'S MY TURN. BOARD THIS.
Caption: Nu Space Shuttle
Bo-bobo:WELL, YOU'RE SOFT IN YOUR WORDS
Tennosuke: FUGOGOGOGOGO, HEY?...EH?
Bo-bobo: COMPLETE! HANAGE SHINKEN OUGI: THE NEW DISCOVERY
(TN: The "Discovery" is in reference to the orbital space shuttle used by NASA, in operation betwen 1984 to 2010 (it will be decomissioned after returning from it's final flight in December, 2010)
Kanji on Tennosuke: NASA
Bo-bobo: GET ON!!
Bo-bobo: AND I'LL DISPOSE THE TRASH.
Tennosuke: NU-GOU
(TN: The "Gou" is a typical ending for vehicles, thus why I kept it at the end of the name of Tennosuke's "shuttle")
Bo-bobo: NOW, TOWARDS THE TERRA!!
(TN: Strangely while Bo-bobo's line here could just be in connection to just them headed back to Earth, he says it as "Terra E" (translated as "Towards the Terra" or just "To Terra"), which is the name of a famous science-fiction manga written by Keiko Tamagawa and ran between 1977-1980. Not ironic to this reference, an anime version of the anime was released in 2007, around the same time as the running of this chapter)
Namerou: WILL YOU GET AWAY?
Tennosuke: HE'S COMING----NAMEROU IS COMING.
Bo-bobo: It's fine, we have a plan.
SFX: Hita hita

105.
Don Patch: DETACH THE 1ST ENGINE!!!
Namerou: GUWA
Tennosuke: MY LEG----!!!!
Don Patch: DETACH THE 2ND ENGINE, 3RD ENGINE, 4TH ENGINE, 5TH ENGINE AND 6TH ENGINE
Tennosuke: HEY HEY HEY HEY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING---!!
Tennosuke: NOOOOOO
Namerou: S**T
3rd: THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
3rd: MY EARLIER BLACK MAGIC WAS AN OUGI THAT SCATTERED A POISON MIST THAT STEALS AWAY THEIR OPTIC NERVES. BECAUSE...
3rd: THEY BASKED IN THE SHOWER OF THAT POISON.

106.
3rd: KUKUKU, WHEN THEY LAND ON EARTH, A FURTHER SHOCK AWAITS THEM.
Tennosuke: GUHEE
Bo-bobo: WE'VE LANDED ON THE GROUND.
Beauty: PUHA---IT'S AIR. I'VE BEEN REVIVED.
Everyone: MARUHAGE MARUHAGE MARUHAGE MARUHAGE
Pokomi: WHAT EXACTLY...IS THIS!?

107.
3rd: HOW IS THIS? THIS IS UTOPIA: A WORLD WHERE ALL OF MANKIND HAS BEEN COMPLETELY HAIR HUNTED.
Bo-bobo: THIS SLOP HAS APPEARED.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: !?
Bo-bobo: What? My body is heavy...
Don Patch: Ha! Morning sickness!?
3rd: WAS THE POISON EFFECTIVE?
Don Patch: The baby is being born---
3rd: HAIR-HUNT TIME, BO-BOBO! TAKE THIS CHOUOUGI: BLACK MAGIC HYPNOSIS OF AN ENTIRE 100 MILLION MASS!!
Everyone: VERY CAN
(TN: Couldn't quite figure out what they were saying here, but the line here was in Japanese "Barikaan", which really could only be made out to this by me....well this or "Bari Khan")
3rd: HUNT AND KILL THEM---
Beauty: BO-BOBO

108.
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: GUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SFX: JORI
Sign: MEN'S AESTHETIC (MARUHAGE)
(TN: Men's Aesthetic, "Menzu Esute" in Japanese, is an expression for a "spa treatment" for men, including for the face and body)
Sign: FULL-BODY HAIR-REMOVAL COURSE

109.
Sign: SHEEP-MEAT FOR EATING (FOR SHIPPING)
Bo-bobo, Don Patch & Tennosuke: !
Beauty: .........WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Bo-bobo: THAT WAS CLOSE; WE AVOIDED THAT IN THE NICK OF TIME.
Bo-bobo: TSURULINA THE 3RD: NEXT I'LL SHOW YOU OUR DOMAINS.
3rd: HMPH.
Bo-bobo: FROM HERE YOU WILL TAKE THE PHYSICAL SENSATIONS OF 4 SUPER-DOMAINS. TAKE THIS: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN CHOUZETSU OUGI-----

110.
Bo-bobo: DUMMY WORLD!!!
(TN: "Dummy World" or "Baka World", is in kanji "Holy Don Patch Domain/Area")
Don Patch: .........you're kidding.
Don Patch: Director, are you fine with me doing the top?
Bo-bobo: You'll come to be the lead actor.
Don Patch: OSSHA---I'LL DO IT!!
3rd & Namerou: HE'S...
Don Patch: NEW PROGRAM: IT'S DON PATCH ON WEDNSDAY!
Caption: IT'S DON PATCH ON WEDNSDAY (SUIYOU DON PATCH DESHOU)
Subtitle: HOW DO YOU LIKE DON PATCH?
Beauty: SOMETHING STRANGE HAS STARTED......

111.
Don Patch: PRESSING LOCATION PROJECT 1ST SHOT: IN SEARCH OF THE PHANTOM GIANT FISH IN THE UPPER-STREAM OF THE AMAZON RIVER!!!
(TN: "Location" here is actually in Japanese "Roke", which is generally used for the locations of a film shoot)
3rd: YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF US
Namerou: GUAAAAA
Don Patch: THEY'RE SAYING AMUSING THINGS----
Don Patch: CONTINUING, OUTSKIRTS LOCATION PROJECT 2ND SHOT: LIFE-BETTING SURVIVAL IN THE FIERCE-FIGHTING JUNGLE!!!
Don Patch: LIKE THIS, THE NEXT LOCATION PROJECT
Don Patch: CROSSING JAPAN ON GRAVEL ROADS: A JOURNEY TO MEET THOSE SKILLED AT DICE!!!
Namerou: GUWAAAA, THIS IS SUCH A HARD PROGRAM----!!

112.
Bo-bobo: CONTINUING: IT'S "NU WORLD"---!!!
(TN: "Nu World" = "Holy Tokoroten Domain/Area")
Namerou: WHAT!?
Tennosuke: OK----YOU'RE GOING TO TASTE THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!! TAKE THIS...
Tennosuke: NU PRESENTATION GAME 2!!!!
Beauty: THERE IT IS: THE ULTIMATE TERRIBLE GAME---!!! AND SOMEHOW IT'S POWERED UP
(TN: A couple things:
-The first time Tennosuke used the infamous "Nu Presentation Game" was back in chp. 150 of the original Bo-bobo on Lambada...which is the same version used in several GBA video games as a mini-game
-Beauty uses a term here in Japanese of "Kusogee", which literally translates into "s**tty game", but is a general term used for a game with a terrible reputation or negative reception, along the lines of the Atari 2600 "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial", the infamous Zelda games for the Phillips CD-i (The Faces of Evil/The Wand of Gamalon) or the more recent PC game "Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing"
-Remember that aside from "Nu" is the character "Ne", which is the character Tennosuke hates)
SFX: DOSUN
3rd: GUHA!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: STOMACH CINELLI STOMACH CINELLI
(TN: I really don't get the whole joke these two are doing here, but "Cinelli" is a notable Italian company for bicycle frames. Thus I guess it has something to do with Bo-bobo and Don Patch believing the 3rd's stomach is like a Cinelli frame...or something)
3rd: GUAAAA
Beauty: A NEW SYSTEM?...

113.
3rd: I'M BEING MADE FUN OF BY THIS TRASH!!
Bo-bobo & Don Patch: GYAAAAA
Bo-bobo: NEXT IS----
Bo-bobo: SERVICE WORLD!!!
(TN: "Service World" = "Great Service Domain/Area")
3rd: KILL IT!!
Namerou: JUST THIS I'LL ABSOLUTELY KILL!!
Bo-bobo: Like this...
3rd & Namerou: !!
Bo-bobo: RI--GHT INTO POOP WORLD
(TN: "Poop World" or "Unko World" = "Holy Babylon Domain/Area")
3rd & Namerou: BU

114.
Softon: BE OBLITERATED: BABYLON SHINKEN CHOUOUGI: BABYLON DOODLEBUG
3rd & Namerou: AAAAAAAAAH
Don Patch: IT'S THE POOP FESTIVAL, THE POOP FESTIVAL!
Tennosuke: POOP GUYS, PLEA--SE RETURN TO THE TOILET.
Beauty: AMAZING! THEY COMPLETELY PRESSED DOWN ON THOSE TWO.
3rd: HAA HAA, That level of thing...

115.
3rd: CAN'T STOP MY RULE---TSURULINA WORLD!!!
Bo-bobo: IT'S USELESS, 3RD! THAT FOOLISH WORLD YOU CREATED WILL BE DESTROYED BY MY NOSEHAIR.
3rd: BY A NOSEHAIR!?
Bo-bobo: LET'S GO: SHINSETSU HANAGE SHINKEN KYUUKYOKU OUGI---
King Nosehair: I'M APPEARING AFTER A LONG TIME----!
Bo-bobo: KING NOSEHAIR TYPHOON!!!

TN: Alright...I'm lost now. This was a neat chapter with some great moments and some amazing strategies and battle skills by both sides (The "Nu Presentation Game" returns...yeah, it really is one of Tennosuke's great moments), what was the point of Tsurulina World? According to him, his "ideal world" is one where everyone is bald and obeying him...but since when has someone bald even obeyed the emperor in this series before? I guess it should be some sort of "Bo-bobo World" scenario where everything is under his rules...but even then, Tsurulina World has all these people under his control...and for the most part Bo-bobo had weird nonsense characters within them. Yeah...I'm probably overthinking this, but there are just so many things I noticed with this chapter that bug me a lot. Like this one: the title of the chapter is "Tsurulina's Miscalculation"...so what was his miscalculation anyway? Bo-bobo's side faced down his new power and crushed it rather easily...heck, it feels too easy compared to last chapter where he and Namerou together wiped the floor with Bo-bobo's side. And that's the other problem: if Bo-bobo and the others did horribly in the last chapter, then why would they own so easily the moment Tsurulina releases his own universe? They never really seem to explain it but the only real theory is simply "Bo-bobo knows how to manipulate worlds so easily since he is a native of the Hair Kingdom and can fully utilize the power of a Hair Ball including "dimensional transformations"...while the 3rd merely possesses is and just can't master it because he isn't a Hair Kingdom being. (that's my only real explanation considering that for the most part the world-creation attacks are generally only done by Hair Kingdom characters...well Bo-bobo and Hatenko off the top of my head) But hey, regardless of all the nonsense, it was still a fun chapter anyway...confusing and little sense in certain aspects, but fun still.