Sket Dance 76

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Sket Dance 76

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R- Yes, yes
R- That’s quite the problem
Tagline- She looks kind of serious…
R- No I apologise, even though you’re so busy
R- Oneesa… I’ll search too
R- Okay then
B- What happened? With Remi-sensei
R- It’s a producer who looked after me around the time I appeared on that program
R- I called him for the first time in a while and it seems he’s in the midst of some trouble…
H- Did something happen?
R- ‘Can Mommy come too?’ are having an open recording in the space in front of the TV studio, they are doing a show where they introduce the children, sing and dance

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R- It seems that the actors who’re supposed to wear this costume suddenly can’t come and they’re looking for substitutes
H- Spectres are they…
R- No, the puppet show ‘Go! Strighton’ besides spectres also has phantoms and bogies!
R- There’s a reason there are three of them, they are apparitions wandering this world
R- Don’t ask me the reason right now
H- No it’s fine, you’ve set it up already
R- It seems he can’t find three people willing to be substitutes before tomorrow
R- The work itself is just dancing in time with the music behind the uta no oneesan, it’s not hard but
R- To find three young, fit people by tomorrow…
R- It’s very sudden… hey….
B- There’s people like that!
B- No fear, Bospectre is here!
H- Who the hell is Bospectre

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Shinohara Kenta
Chapter 76 – Costume Break (Part One)
Tagline – This is a request too! Let’s go with some enthusiasm!!
M- A metabolic tanuki!
G- You have to drink or you just can’t take it!
G- Non-stop excessive eating and drinking!
G- Non-stop excessive eating and drinking!

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G- Do something to only forget the bad parts!
G- So look, I’m counting on you to rumba that thing from that time too
G- That was great
G- Rehearsal is done
H- What the hell is this song (T/N: I agree um what…)
M- Ah, that was good, you guys had a great feel just now
B- Really
M- Yes, as you’d expect from someone introduced by Remi-oneesan
B- All we’re doing is moving in time to the music, is that okay
B- Doesn’t it look like the spectre and co. have a great lack of motivation?
M- Oh no it’s fine; they have that kind of character
H- What? Are these guys really…
H- Even so I’m kind of tired
B- Yeah costumes take a fair bit of stamina
M- Ah if that’s the case we still have a while before the real thing, why don’t you rest a bit over there

05
M- It’s a warehouse with various tools jammed in there. I’m sorry it’s cramped
M- Rest up for me there
B- …ku
H- Hurry up and open it
B- Its hard using these hands!
B- Oh, as expected of a television studio, lots of crap’s been left in here
H- But what a messy warehouse everything here’s old
H- Isn’t this all stuff they’ll never use?

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B- But I’m exhausted; this isn’t something to take on light-heartedly
B- It’s pretty hard
B- Anyway I’ll take off the head
B- Ah that’s right there’s a zipper on the neck
B- Hey Himeko, unzip the zipper for me
H- Okay
H- I can’t
B- Your arms are long too!!
B- What’s with these arms they’re creepy!!

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H- Phantom is a cheerleader so there’s pom poms on the end
Above H’s head- Phantom
B- We don’t need that set up! They’re too long and we can’t use them, they’re useless!
B- Whatever
B- Switch then
B- Why’re you long!!
B- Why are everyone’s arms long!?
B-Aren’t we all completely useless!!
B- And what the hell is that! What’re you holding!?
H- Bogie is a professor character so he has a magnifying glass
B- How the hell is he a professor character!? He looks like the dumbest of us all!
Above S’s head - Bogie
B- Now I think of it I don’t think Switch has talked at all… can’t he use his computer inside that thing?
H- He can’t talk, he can’t use his hands, poor thing he can’t really do anything

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H- Hey spectre has fingers you can do it yourself
B- How long do you think my arms are!?
B- My hands only reach here!
B- The design of the hands is meaningless!
B- Tsk, it can’t be helped we’ll just have to quietly wait for the show like this
H- Aah, the weather is good so it’s really hot~
M- Huh?
Shirt – Can Mommy Come Too?
M- The door of the warehouse is open
M- Even though it shouldn’t be being used
H- Eh!?

09
B- Huh!? Did someone just lock that door just now!?
H- It was locked!
H- I heard the click from outside just now!
B- What the hell he told us to come in here so we came here
B- Oh yeah
B- I can’t turn the lock like this
B- One of us will have to take off our costume
H- Eh? What, what is it Bossun?

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H- What? What’s the problem?
B- We’re trapped!!!
B- W…we need to unlock it to get out but we can’t use stuff in these costumes
B- And we can’t take the costumes off
H- Basically
H- We can’t get out…
B-Let us out - ! Let us out - !
B-Someone let us out - !
H- Hey open up! You idiots!!
H- No good, we’re in the costumes so we can’t put power in
B- Another one, is there another exit!?
H- There’s nothing like that!
H- We can’t open windows either
H- But if we wait here someone will come won’t they? The producer knows we’re here right?
B- Yeah
B- That’s true

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B- Huh?
B- Is that thing over there a warehouse too?
M- Why don’t you rest a bit in that warehouse over there?
B- Perhaps the producer meant
B- The warehouse over there?
B- It feels like… this one clearly isn’t used…
H- Ah
H- That could be true!
H- So no one knows we’re here!
H- What do we do Spectre!! The show’s gonna start soon!!
H- At this rate we might never get out!? No!!
B- Wait! Calm down!
B- Its okay!
H- We’ll turn into skeletons inside these long armed costumes!
B- We won’t! Calm down!!
H- Switch is getting flustered too; he’s trying to express something
B- Why is everyone being so troublesome!!

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B- Nothing’s going to change just because you go crazy!!
B- We have to think of a way to break out of here!!
B- Anything is fine just look for something we can use!!
H- Rodger!
B- It’s useless unless we can hold it with these hands
B- We can’t use our fingers so…
H- Rodger
B- Hm? What’s this?
B- Oh… Oneesan’s in a place like this
B- Because we agreed to do you a favour we’re…
Fan – Can Oneesan come too?
B- But there’s a lot of stock in here so I’ll shut up and leave it
H- Bossun how’s this?
B- Matches huh
B- I see!
B- We can burn the warehouse down then we can get out!

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B- Boo!!!
B- We’d get fried too!!
B- Think more seriously!!
B- Switch is trying to destroy the door with a little toy sword
H- Is his method more serious than mine!?
B- Don’t speak ill of Switch he has a natural temper
H- No! He’s just stressed because he can’t talk
H- Whatever!
B- Come on you guys cool down!!
B- Don’t just immediately think of burning and destroying!!
B- Those are the ideas of an elementary schooler!!
B- What we need is to turn the lock so if we have a device to turn it with then we’re fine

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B- For example if we stick something shaped like this in then we could make a temporary lever
H- That’s it!
H- So we just have to look for something to use instead of a lever?
B- Right!
B- Something like that should be easy to find
H- That’s just what we’d expect of you Bossun!
H- You’re the number one in Japan when it comes to finding a way of breaking out of a warehouse with long arms!
B- What kind of limited situation is that
B- Whatever just look
B- Oh
B- What’s that Switch?
B-Ooh
B- Tools and stationary eh
H- Looks like we could use them!
H- What’s this!? Scissors!! They’re big too perfect!
B- Got it!!

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B- This is it! We can do it! We can use this!!
H- Alright! Let’s stick it in!
B- We can’t grip it…!!
H- Geez what is this!? What’s with these hands!!
H- What!!
H- Why are we all useless!!
B- Stop it Himeko! Accept them already! Your hands!
B- Dammit, when it comes down to it we can’t grip small objects. Running into all these difficulties is irritating, too irritating…!

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B- We can hold something like that with both hands
B- Hm?
B- I see
B- Then if we use that…
B- A magnet!
B- I’m sure I saw magnets
B- No it’s no use!
B- We can’t get them out of the packet
B- We can’t open something we need to open something else
B-Can’t use our fingers
B- Can’t cut
B- Can’t break
B- Then what will we do…?
B- Burn?
B- That’s it fire!
B- The matches that Himeko brought…!
B- Ah! They’re scattered all over the floor!
B- We can’t strike them with these hands in the first place
B- No, but the idea is there
B- If we can light a fire…

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H- I think Bossun’s thought of something
B- Fire…
B- Bright…
B- Sun…
B-…so
B- The magnifying glass
B- I’ve got it!!
B- Alright!! We can get out!!
H- Eh!?
H- What’d you say!?
B- Alright, now I’ll explain our Escape Scheme Plan Big Strategy
H- What’s that!? The name’s tedious!
B- Because it’s a bit complicated
B- Listen carefully

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B- This is the entirety of out Escape Strategy!
B- First we’ll collect the light from the sun coming through the window in Bogie’s magnifying glass
B- Make it hit the match
B- Ignite the match!
B- Transfer that fire to Remi-oneesan’s fan
B- Move
B- Light the package of the magnets
B- Release the magnets
B- Pick up the magnets with that sword
B- And connect it to the scissors

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B- Hold the scissors like that
B- And turn to that hateful lock!
H- Oh!
B- We’ll make a lever by sticking the lock into the handholds of the scissors
B- Then we just have to turn it!
H- Yeah!!
B- If all goes well
B- Then we should be able to escape!!!
H- Genius!!
Tagline- The fate of the three is below!?
Box – Will Spectre’s plan be a success!? Or are their troubles inevitable in part two as well!? To be continued!!