Sket Dance 77

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Sket Dance 77

01 (T/N – I separated the first bit into paragraphs)
R- The story thus far
R- Alright everyone pay attention * It’s time for the story so far!
R- On oneesan’s request the Sket Dan went to appear on a children’s program live show in costumes
R- But while taking a break they were locked inside a warehouse, oh no!
R- Everyone’s arms are droopy so they were unable to do anything. Their arms and thoughts were droopy.
R- Alright everyone the Droopy Gymnastics are starting!
B- Does something like that exist!?
Chapter 77 – Costume Break (Conclusion)
Tagline – There are days you fail as well but, I will help you who are trying your best!
Shinohara Kenta

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Tag- Will it all go well and be successful I wonder…
The Warehouse Escape Strategy Spectre/Bossun thought of!!
B- Collect sunbeams in Bogie’s magnifying glass
B- Ignite the match
B- Transfer the flame to the fan
B- Burn the magnet’s packaging with the flame on the fan
B- Pick up the magnet with the sword
B- Then pick up the scissors
B- Then stick the lock in the handholds of the scissors like that
B- If you turn the scissors the lock will open!
B-… Probably!!

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B- Alright you guys!? Let’s make this plan a success! Proceed with caution!!
H- Rodger!
B- Alright then Switch you’re up first! Set your magnifying glass!
B- Collect the sunlight on the match!!
B- Alright go Switch!!!
B- It drooped…

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B- Be more enthusiastic Switch!! You’re making a stupid face!!
H- I think he’s saying I am enthusiastic
H- He can’t talk
B- Alright Himeko
B- Lift up his arm so the magnifying glass is fixed
H- Rodger
B- Yes that! Like that!
B- Keep moving it like that!
H- What the hell! What are we doing…
B- Don’t think about that calmly right now Himeko!
B- Good it lit!!
B- Next is igniting Remi-oneesan’s fan!
H- Bossun get the fan!
B- Alright!

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B- Oh?
B- Ahh!!
B- Crap! They’re all on the floor…!
H- Idiot!!!
H- What do we do!? We can’t pick them up with these hands!!
B- I… I know!
H- We can’t pick them up because our arms are droopy
B- I know! I dropped them because my arms are droopy!
B- I… is there something we can use instead…
B- Something that burns easy that we can pick up
H- When push comes to shove I can’t find anything

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B- That
H- Eh
H- What?
B- That!
H- Ehhh!!!?
R- And so like this the medium for carrying the fire changed from Remi-oneesan’s fan to Phantom’s pom poms, do you follow?
B- Make the ring of light smaller
B- And make sure it doesn’t waver…
B- Alright it lit!
B- Now Himeko!
H- Oof!

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B- Alright it’s burning
H- Scary!!
H- No no no
H- This is really scary!!
B- Calm down and move it!
B- And light the magnet’s package!
B- …………It

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B- It won’t catch!!
B- Its no good… there’s no way to burn it from the cardboard underneath…
B- Its taking time
H- What the hell is this!
H- Its really messed up this plan!
H- ‘Burn the Phantom’s hand’ you say!?
H- The flames are almost up to my real hand!
B- Endure! You have to endure this Phantom!!
B- If you bear with it just a bit longer the magnets will be free!
B- Don’t move your arm till then!

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H- AAAAHHH!!!
H- NO NO NO NO!!
B- Alright extinguish it!!
H- No more! Why do I have to go through this!?
H- I wanna go home, I want to breathe the air of the outside world!
B- It’s alright Himeko, we got the magnets out safely
H- Really? Then we just have to pick them up with the sword!?
B- Yes, the goal is just ahead
B- Hm?
B- Can you… smell something burning?

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B- GYAAAAAAH!!!
H- F F…. Fire!!
H- Why!?
B- There! The match from before lit the fans…!!
H- Eh…? This is bad what do we do?
B- C… continue the plan!! There’s no way to extinguish this fire!!
B- Hurry up and escape before the fire spreads!!
H- Rodger!!

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B- Sword!!
B- Where’s the metal sword!?
H- There!!
B- Alright! Pick up the magnet with…
B- Huh?
B- Its not attaching!!
B- This sword is aluminium!!
H- Oh my god what the hell!!

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B- Metal!!
B- Look for something made of metal!!
B- At this rate we’re gonna burn to death looking like thus!!
H- The fire is over here so I can’t look!
B- Crap
B- Hm?
B- This is…
B- D…
B- Dynamite?
Box – For variety
Dynamite
H- Bossun did you find something?
B- Y…Yeah * I found something amazing?
B- A…anyway hurry!! At this rate we’re going to die by explosion looking like this!!
H- What!? Why?
B- Don’t worry just look!

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B- Oh
B- This stick is…
B- No good it’s a fishing rod
B- The fishing hook is metal!
H- Ooh!
B- I can connect the magnet with this hook!!
B- Yes!!
B- And…!!

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B- Ah!!
B- Ahhhhhhh!!!
H- Bossun!!
B- The fire! The fiiiiire!!
H- What are you doing!! Are you a stuntman!?
B- No more! It’s scary!!
H- Don’t go near the fire!
H- You thought having the fire behind you was kind of cool didn’t you!?
B- No!! The pole is long so I couldn’t help it!
B- Crap… But this isn’t the time to be saying it… we don’t have any time left

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B- Even if the fire is on my back I’ll get the scissors!!
H- That’s kind of cool
B- Ku…!
H- Is this a fishing game!?
H- I want to tsukkomi!
B- Got it!!
B- I caught it!!
H- Alright go Bossun!

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M- The customers are here already!
M- Where did those three go!?
M- Its strange, they aren’t in the warehouse
M- Hm!?
M- Is that old warehouse over there… on fire?
M- Wh… Huh!!?
M- What’s going on? They… they couldn’t
M- Be in there…
H- Hurry up idiot!!! Why are you waving it about!!?
B- Shut up, be quiet you!! I’m nervous!!
M- Th… they’re in that warehouse!!
M- Hurry up and put the fire out!!

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M- Eeeeh!!?
M- Shshshsh…Shit!!!
M- This is terrible!!!
M- I see… they couldn’t get out in those costumes. Ku… I’m sorry…
M- No…

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M- Uwaaaaaaah!!
M- Ugyaaaaaaah!!

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SFX- Ahhhh
gata gata (sound of people crashing around)
Kyaaah
Uwaaah
Spectre-
Gata gata
Uwaaaaah
U- Alright everyone!
U- Let’s start the droopy gymnastics!!
U- Droop droop
U- Droop droop your arms
Tagline- It was the scariest costume show ever…