Original! Reinforced Urayasu Family 6

And we're off to another. Had to take a break from translating for a bit so I could do some other stuff. Either or. Bakafish translation, and it will go on a Bakafish scanlation. Please do not use it for your own scanlations unless you have received my express permission to do so, (not likely).


Page 01
高速使うなんてひさしぶり
Been a while since I used the highways!

６固め　ブッシュ・ダップ・ゴップ
Reinforcement 6: Achoo, Hack, Glop.

２万円越す客神様だぜ
Thank God I got a customer that's paying over 20,000 yen!

るるる～
La-la-laaa.

Page 02
６固め　ブッシュ・ダップ・ゴップ
Reinforcement 6: Achoo, Hack, Glop.

ところであんた、そんな格好でなにすんの？
By the way man, what're you gonna do all dressed up like that?

スギ花粉の現地調査ですよ
Field research on cedar pollen.

Page 03
フ～ン
Ohhhh.

花粉ね～
Pollen...

ん！？
Eh!?

ブッシュ
Acchooo!

バッシュ
Ack-choo!

ブッシュ
Achoo!

くっそ
Damn it...

花がムズムズ
My nose is all itchy.

ジョ
Ahh...

ジョシュ
Ah-choo!

ダップ
Agh!

これが花粉症か！？
Fucking hay fever!?

カップ
Hack.

ブッシュ
Acchoo!

Page 04
ガッシュッッ
Gaaah-choo!

あ～、ベルとしててよかった・・・
Ahhh, good thing I had my seat belt on...

Page 05
バッハア
Agh-gah!

あ～全身鼻水だらけだぜ
Ugh, I'm covered in snot.

くっ・・・目もかゆいぜ～
Shi-... My eyes itch too.

ああ～、ティッシュくれ、ティッシュ～
Ahh, I need tissues, just a few damn tissues...

Page 06
ラストティッシュも空っぽかよ
The last box of tissues is fucking empty!?

カポ
Ahh-

カボ
Ahh-

ボ
Agggh-

ボッブッ
Chooo!

ガップ
*glop*

ブドー
*blow*

ちっ
Damn.

Page 07
便所にトイレットペーパーひとつ発見～
Yes, found some toilet paper in the bathroom!

最後の鼻紙だ
The last of the tissue paper.

だっ
Ah-

だぶ
Ack-

ダシュー
Achooo!

うああ
Waaaah!

Page 08
それにしてもこの鼻水ねばっこいな～
This damn snot is persistent.

うっ
Ugh.

ああ、靴が・・・うそだろ！？
Ah, my shoe... Wait, what!?

あっ・・・このムズムズは
Eh... This itchyness means...

廊下まだベタベタ～
It's even sticky in the hallway here...

なんなのコレ
The hell is all this?

ただいま
I'm home.

Page 09
ブリッシュ
Ahhhchoooo!

キエッ
Acckk!

うっ
Uh-

ぐっ
Ugh.

ベタベタしてとれない
It's so sticky you can't get loose!

わーっはっはっはっ
Wahahahahah!

笑うな
No fucking laughing!

Page 10
痛でー
Ouch-

デフ
Ch-

デフ
Chh-

デフォー
Choooo!


ギャッ
Eeeek!

Page 11
あっ
Ah!

なんだこの巨大な塊は
What the hell's this huge clump of shit?

なんじゃこれ・・・
What's going on...

ホンマ、気色悪いな～
It looks pretty bad.

動いてるぜ・・・
It's moving...

Page 12
ブッシュ
Achoo!

キャッ
Aahhh!

ぐあ
Guahh!

うあ
Wah!

ひゃー
Ahhhh!

ダップ
Hack.

人食い粘着鼻水カメレオン屋敷と化した大騒木家だった
And so the Oosawagi household turned into a man-eating chameleon house of snot-glued horrors.


End, rofl. Fairly easy to translate chapter. Might be a few misses here and there though so don't hesitate to read through it. You'll really have to see the manga to understand what the hell's going on, the translation doesn't particularly help much without the pictures.

As usual, this belongs to Bakafish, please don't use this translation to scanlate this manga.