Original! Reinforced Urayasu Family 14

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Page 01

校長室
Principal's Office

さすが校長椅子・・・最高な座り心地だ
The principal's chair lives up to its name... The best in sitting pleasure.

14固め　馬と猪
Reinforcement 14: The Horse and the Boar

だぁーっはっはっはっはっはっは
Ahhahahahaha!

ついに私も校長だ
At last, I'm the principal!

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教頭！！校長が戻ってくる
Vice principal!! The principal's coming back!

なにぃ！？
What!?

オメエーらいったい何やってんだ
What the hell were you guys doing?

ちっ
Bah.

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教頭室
Vice Principal's Room

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大好物のアンパンで校長を３０分くらい足止めしろって言っただろーが
Didn't I tell you damn kids to keep him away for thirty minutes by luring him around with his favorite bread?

すみません
Sorry.

こんなのに引っかかるオトナいねーよ
No fucking adult's going to fall for this shit!

校長は甘いもんに目がねぇーんだ
The principal is weak against sweets!

絶対成功する
It has to work!

ハイ・・・
Alright...

成功しねーよ
It didn't work!

おっ
Oh!

それは俺の好きな裂きイカじゃねーか
That's my favorite Saki Squid...

ザリガニでも釣りに行くのか？
We going fishing for crayfish or something?

おっ
Ah!

ちょっとストップ、サキイカ食べてえ、あらら・・・まてまて
Wait, stop, I want to eat the Saki Squid... Wait!

サキイカ、サキイカ
Saki Squid! Saki Squid!

おーっ、成功してる
Oh, it's working!

わっはっはっ、バカだ
Wahaha, moron!

Page 06
朝礼
Morning Assembly

ゆとり教育がどーだこーだ、つまらん話をタラタラとしていましたが私が校長になったら
He was talking all about the damn "education with breathing space" system, boring shit... If I were the principal...

朝礼は廃止します
I'd abolish the morning assembly!

おおー、いいっすね
Oh! That'd be great.

早いとこ校長になってくれよ、教頭
Hurry up and become the principal, vice principal.

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そーなー、校長になったらあの椅子に１日中座っていららるんだよな
If I were the principal I'd get to sit in that chair all day long...

好きなだけ座れます
You'd get to sit as long as you like.

校長室から椅子パクっちゃえばいいじゃん
Why don't we just steal the chair from his room?

なにぃ！？
What was that!?

黒ひげまさひろの一言から始まった、校長椅子奪取作戦
From Kurohige Masahiro's simple question, the Principal's Chair Extraction Plan began!

綿密に練られた計画は２日後実行に移された
After two days of careful planning, the scheme was put into action.

最高～
Ah, this is the best.

さてと、運び出すかな
Well then, let's carry it out.

おっ、素通りしやがった
Ah! He's going right by it!

激甘おはぎを２つも用意したのに・・・作戦失敗だ
And we made two extra sweet rice balls just for this... Mission failed.

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はっ
Hah!

デカすぎて出ねぇえええ
It's too damn big to fit!

どの角度でも出やしねー・・・
It won't go through at any angle...

分解だ
Gotta take it apart.

シャッ
Hah!

人の気配！！
Someone's there!!

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あれ、椅子が移動してるな
Eh? My chair's moving around.

や・・・やばいこの声は校長だ
Cr-... Crap, that's the principal's voice.

さてと
Well then.

くはーっ
Gaahh.

おごー
Guhhh.

ごごご
Agh.

Page 10
朝刊
Morning papers.

アゴォ
My chin...

はっ
Huh.

ぶっ
Heh.

大変なことになってるぜ
This doesn't look good.

やけに低い椅子だな
This is an awfully short chair.

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はぐ
Agh!

おっ、いい高さだ
Oh? Now this is a good height.

がははは、しりに突き刺さったぜ
Ahahaha! It's stuck in his ass!

教頭失神寸前だぞ
The vice principal's about to faint.

ふぃはー、眠くなってきた・・・
Phew, I'm kind of tired...

Page 12
リクライニング
Reclining!

ウイイイイッ
Eeeerrg!

校長　対　教頭　第１R、校長（両者KO）教頭　＊校長が初防衛
Principal vs. Vice Principal, both knocked out. The principal's first title defense.




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