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Oretama 1

My Balls ch001 Translated

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+ posted by zindryr as translation on Nov 15, 2006 06:06 | Go to Oretama

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I'm allowed to say I've seen everything now. Plot-wise at least. Looking at it from the top, it's a basic manga. Devils trying to take over the Earth, angels sealing the evil lady that could make it possible up so they can't take over. The evil lady is sealed inside some guys balls.

No, not his baseball. Not a soccer ball. Not even a football.

HIS balls.

In order for the devils to release her and reign destruction on the world, they must get our main character to ejaculate her out.

You read that correctly.

The greatest battle between Heaven and Hell starts now!

This is the first chapter, just came out. It's in Young Animal Arashi, which I'm not sure if it's a weekly or monthly, but I believe it's a monthly.

Translation reserved for Strays. Please DO NOT use this to scanlate.

Page 01
ドリームタッグが贈る新連載!!
A new story by a dream tag team!!

この娘が襲ってきます
This girl's going to attack.

さえないフリーターとカワイイ小悪魔が、世界最大(?)の戦い、開始!!
A worthless part-timer and a cute lesser devil begin the world's greatest battle!!

オレたま
My Balls

~俺が地球を救うって!?~
I'm going to save the world!?

瀬口たかひろ
Seguchi Takahiro

原田重光:原作
Harada Shigemitsu : Plot

Page 02
20XX年7の月恐怖の女王が空より舞いおり
In the 7th month of the year 20XX, the queen of terror swoops down from the heavens.

世界を破滅へと導くであろう・・・
She will bring the world to ruin...

人間界はもともと魔族の領地!
The human world was once the dominion of the demon race!

古来の契約により20XX年7の月ようやくそれが魔界に返還される
According to the pact made in ancient times, the world will be restored to hell on the 7th month of the year 20XX.

我らが待ちわびたこの時が ついにやってきたのだ!
The time that we have been waiting for oh so impatiently has finally arrived!

恐怖の女王エマニエル様が人類を滅ぼし
Lady Emanniel, the queen of terror, will destroy humanity,

我々が地上に降りることができるこの時が!
And we shall fall to the face of the Earth!

小悪魔エリスよ!
Lesser Devil Elyse!

Page 03
お前はエマニエル様が人類を滅ぼす手助けをするのだ!
You will help the Lady Emanniel destroy the human race!

はっ!おまかせ下さい!
Ma'am! Leave it to me!

ふふ、うまくいけば私も小悪魔から悪魔に昇格できる!
Hehe, if things go well I could be raised from a lesser devil to a devil!

大変よ、神の手の者が・・・!!
Oh no, God's subordinates are...!!

何!?
What!?

20XX年7月1日
July 1st, 20XX

東京・・・
Tokyo...

Page 04
佐藤航太(19)フリーター
Satou Kohta (19) Part Timer.

うっぷ・・・飲みすぎた・・・
*hic*... I drank too much...

はぁ、学なし、金なし、彼女なし
Sigh, no education, no money, no woman.

もちろん童貞
And of course, a virgin.

おまけにバイト先では憧れの美奈与ちゃんの前で 店長に説教される始末・・・
And to make matters worse, I was scolded by the manager in front of Minayo, the girl I long for.

本当さえない人生だな オレ・・・
What a sad life I lead...

Page 05
そういや、7月で世界滅んじまうんじゃなかったっけ!?
Oh yeah, isn't the world gonna be destroyed in July!?

やだ、コワーイ
Oh no, I'm scaaared.

俺が守ってやんよー!
I'll protect you!

いっそ、滅んでしまえ・・・!
End world. End...!

おまえらごと・・・
Starting with you two...

はー
*sigh*

やべっ 小便したくなっちまった・・・
Crap, I gotta piss now...

どこか人気の無いとこは・・・
Gotta find a place with no one around...

Page 06
ついに追いつめたぞ!!
I've finally caught up with you!!

恐怖の女王エマニエル!!
Emanniel, queen of terror!!

神の使いよ、地上はもともと我々のモノだ
Angel, the face of the Earth was originally ours.

契約に従い、それを返還してもらうだけ!なぜ邪魔をする!
Abide by the pact, you are supposed to return it to us! Why do you interfere!?

そのために人類を滅亡させようというのか!!とても見すごすことはできぬ!!
And let mankind be destroyed!? I can not sit by and allow that to happen!!

世界を破滅に導く前に
Before you lead the world to ruin,

貴様を あの聖玉に封印する!
I will seal you in this holy ball!

覚悟せい!
Prepare yourself!

封・魔・滅・殺・・・
Fuu. Ma. Metsu. Satsu... *note: This means to completely seal away a devil. Kind of like magic words.

Page 07
な 何しとるー!?
Wha-, what are you doing!?

え・・・えっ!?何!?
Um.... Huh!? What!?

Page 08
うぅ・・・恐怖の女王は・・・
Err... Did I really seal the queen of terror...

ちゃんと聖玉に封印できたのか?
inside the holy ball?

び びっくりした
Whoa, that was surprising.

何なんだ 今の化物みたいの・・・
What the hell, what was that monster thing...

Page 09
こ・・・これは金玉に封印の刻印・・・!?
The... The seal's symbol is on his family jewels...!?

そ そんなバカな
Tha-that can't be!

ちょ・・・何すんだよ!?
Wai-... The hell are you doing!?

ま・・・まさかこの男の金玉に恐怖の女王を封じてしまったのか!?
I... I can't believe the queen of terror has been sealed in this man's family jewels.

な・・・なんてことだ・・・!!
This... this is outrageous...!!

こ・・・こうなっては仕方ない!
Bu-... But it can't be helped!

ちょ 何頬染めてんの ジジイ!?
Hey-, why are you blushing you old pervert!?

・・・っつーか、カンベンして下さい、女のコとだってしたことないのに・・・
... Wait a minute, stop that old man, a girl hasn't even done that for me yet...

Page 10
いいか よく聞け!20XX年7の月世界を破滅に導く恐怖の女王が
Listen, and listen well! In the 7th month of the year 20XX the queen of terror who will lead the world to ruin,

お主の・・・その金玉に封印された・・・!
has been, er... sealed in your family jewels...!

は・・・はあ?
Hu-.. Huh?

おっさん・・・何バカなこと
Old dude... what kind of stupid shit is that?

冗談などではない、その封印が何よりの証拠だ
This is no joke, that seal should be proof enough.

よいか・・・決してその金玉から恐怖の女王を出してはならんぞ!
Ok... You must not allow the queen of terror to escape your family jewels!

契約の期間・・・7の月が終わるまで守りとおすのだ!頼んだぞ!
The pact lasts until... Until the 7th month is over, so you must protect it until then! We're counting on you!

Page 11
ヤバイよ このオッサン・・・逃げなきゃ!
This old man's crazy... gotta run!

コラまて!?人類の存亡がかかっとるんだぞ!
Hey wait!? The fate of humanity rests on your shoulders!

特番!はたして本当に世界は7の月に滅びるのか~
Special! Will the world really end in July!?

ゲストは・・・
Today's guest...

はー・・・なんだったんだ、あのオッサン
Man... What the hell was with that old dude.

オレの金玉に恐怖の女王?
The queen of terror's sealed in my balls?

何が世界の破滅だよ、バカらしい・・・
The world's going to be destroyed? How retarded...

恐怖の女王の正体とは!?
The queen of terror's identity!?

Page 12
たとえ本当だとしてもオレには関係ねぇし・・・
Even if it were true it's got nothing to do with me...

小悪魔女子校生
Lesser Devil Girl's High School. (60min)

一発抜いて寝るか・・・
Guess I'll rub one out and go to sleep...

ふふ・・・
Hehe...

はは・・・!
Haha...!

感じる!偉大なる魔の力を・・・
I can feel her great evil energy...

みつけたぞ!
I've found her!

な なんだ!?誰かいるのか!?
Wha-what!? Is somebody there!?

Page 13
我が使命は恐怖の女王エマニエル様を解き放ち 世界を破滅させること!
My mission is to free the lady Emanniel, queen of terror, and to lay waste to the world!

我は魔界の小悪魔エリス!
I am Elyse! Lesser devil of Hell!

Page 14
えっ ええ~!?
Wha, eh!?

ふはは 契約によってこの7の月地上は魔界に返還され
Muahaha, according to the pact the world will be returned to Hell on the 7th month!

人類は恐怖の女王に滅ぼされるのだ~
Humanity will be destroyed by the queen of terror!

あ 悪魔!?夢じゃないよな
Huh, a devil!? I'm not dreaming, am I?

本当の話だというのか!?
So that was all true!?

そ そんな・・・
Bu-but that's...

ふふ 抵抗してもムダだぞ
Hehe. Resistance is futile.

カ カラダが動かない・・・!?
I, I can't move my body...!?

Page 15
あきらめろ 貴様の肉体のどこかに恐怖の女王が封じられていることはわかってるのだ
Give up. I know that the queen of terror is sealed somewhere within your body.

さあ刻印はどこだ・・・?
Alright, where's the symbol...?

ええ~!?
Ehhh!?

そ そんなとこに?
It's, it's there?

は はァ なんかそうみたいです
Er, yeah, looks like it.

Page 16
しかしそうなるとどうやって安全に女王を解き放てば
How am I supposed to get the queen of terror safely out of there?

まてよ!?
Wait, what!?

そうか ならば話ははやい!
Oh, I know, I spoke too soon.

つまり 貴様が射精すれば
So, if you ejaculate,

ハア
Haah.

精液とともに恐怖の女王が解き放たれるわけだ!
Then the queen of terror will be released along with your semen!

Page 17
は はあ!?
Hu-, huh!?

そ そんなバカな!?
You, you can't mean that!?

女王
Queen

いや でもたしかに理屈のうえでは間違ってないような
But you know, theorettically she's probably right.

てことは何か?オレが射精したら
So that means, er, if I ejaculate,

人類滅亡!?
Humanity's destroyed!?

よ よし 命が惜しかったら抵抗するなよ!!
Al-alright, if you value your life you better not resist!!

Page 18
えっ!?まさか・・・
Huh!? No way...

し 射精させてやるんだ!人類を滅びしてやる
Then make me come! I'll destroy humanity!

そんな・・・
Er...

悪魔にそんなこと・・・
I just said that to a devil...

で でもこのコよくみるとすごくカワイイ!!
Bu-but, taking a better look at her she is really cute!!

ど どうしょう、こんなの触ったことないけど
Er, what should I do, I've never touched one before.

人類を滅亡させるためだもん!
But it's for the destruction of humanity!

Page 19
こ こんなカワイイコに射精させてもらえるなら・・・
If, if a girl this cute is going to make me come...

いっそ 人類なんて滅んじゃっても・・・
Then fine, even if humanity is destroyed...

い いや童貞のまま死ねるもんか!
Er, no, I'm not going to die a virgin!

せめて本番までガマンを・・・!
I'll have to hold out for the real thing at least...!

そ そうじゃないだろ、ガマンするんだ!
I, I mean I'm leaking out!

人類を救うんだ~
I'll save humanity!

あっ
Huh.

Page 20
な 何コレ!?こんなに大きくなるなんて・・・なんか脈打ってるし・・・
Wha-, what's this!? It's getting all big... and it's throbbing...

こんなグロテスクな生物 魔界にもいないよ~!?
But there's nothing this grotesque in the demon world!?

だ 大丈夫?顔色悪いけど
Are, are you ok? You're looking kind of pale.

無理しないほうが・・・
Don't push yourse-...

バ バカにするな
Do-don't make fun of me!

私は悪魔だゾー!!
I'm a devil!!

こ こんなモノこわくないゾー!
I'm not afraid of that thing!

Page 21
じ 地獄の責苦を味わわせてやるからな!
I'll, I'll give you a little taste of Hell's torture!

覚悟しろ!
Prepare yourself!

地獄の責苦
Hell's torture. <3

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Wait, what the hell am I looking forward to!? If I come, humanity is doomed!

&#12358;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12358;&#12358;&#12288;&#12420;&#12387;&#12401;&#12426;&#12371;&#12435;&#12394;&#12398;&#12373;&#12431;&#12428;&#12394;&#12356;&#12424;&#12362;
Ugh... Eww. I can't touch that thing.

Page 22
&#12375;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12375;&#12387;&#12413;!?
Her... her tail!?

&#12371;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12371;&#12428;&#12394;&#12425;&#35211;&#12394;&#12367;&#12390;&#12377;&#12416;&#12418;&#12435;&#12397;
Now... Now I don't have to look at it either.

&#12385;&#12423;&#12387;
Wai-.

&#12358;&#12358;&#12387;
Ooh.

Page 23
&#12399;&#12354;&#12387;&#12288;&#12399;&#12354;&#12387;
Haah. Haah.

&#12375;&#12363;&#12375;&#12371;&#12428;&#12399;&#12371;&#12428;&#12391;&#12288;&#12394;&#12363;&#12394;&#12363;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;
But you know, this is pretty...

&#12356;&#12288;&#12356;&#12420;&#12288;&#20154;&#39006;&#12398;&#23384;&#20129;&#12364;&#12363;&#12363;&#12387;&#12390;&#12427;&#12435;&#12384;&#12288;&#12460;&#12510;&#12531;&#12377;&#12427;&#12435;&#12384;~!
No, no! Humanity's fate rests on my shoulders. I must endure!

2x2=4&#12288;3x6=18&#12288;7x6=48&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12376;&#12419;&#12394;&#12367;&#12390;7x6=42&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;!!
2x2=4, 3x6=18, 7x6=48... Wait, no, 7x6=42...

*7&#12398;&#27573;&#12399;&#12416;&#12378;&#12363;&#12375;&#12356;&#12425;&#12375;&#12356;
*He's not very good at the 7 row.

&#12418;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12418;&#12358;&#26089;&#12367;&#20986;&#12375;&#12390;~
Hu-... Hurry up and cooommme.

Page 24
&#12375;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#12375;&#12387;&#12413;&#12388;&#12387;&#12383;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;
Ta-... tail cramps...

&#12384;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;&#22823;&#19976;&#22827;?
Are... you alright?

&#12367;&#12288;&#12367;&#12381;&#12387;&#12288;&#12414;&#12354;&#12356;&#12356;&#12288;7&#12398;&#26376;&#12399;&#12414;&#12384;&#20024;&#12293;&#19968;&#12363;&#26376;&#27531;&#12387;&#12390;&#12427;
Cr-crap. Whatever, there's still a full month of time left.

&#27425;&#12371;&#12381;&#12399;&#12288;&#12393;&#12435;&#12394;&#25163;&#12434;&#20351;&#12387;&#12390;&#12391;&#12418;&#23556;&#31934;&#12373;&#12379;&#12427;&#12363;&#12425;&#12394;!
Next time, I'm going to use anything I can to make you ejaculate!

&#35226;&#12360;&#12390;&#12429;!
Remember that!

Page 25
&#24656;&#24598;&#12398;&#22899;&#29579;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;?&#23567;&#24746;&#39764;&#12456;&#12522;&#12473;?
Queen of terror...? Lesser Devil Elyse?

&#20474;&#12395;&#20840;&#20154;&#39006;&#12398;&#21629;&#36939;&#12364;&#12363;&#12363;&#12387;&#12390;&#12427;&#12384;&#12387;&#12390;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;!?
The fate of all humanity rests on my shoulders...!?

&#12390;&#12356;&#12358;&#12363;&#12288;7&#26376;&#12364;&#32066;&#12431;&#12427;&#12414;&#12391;&#12458;&#12490;&#12491;&#12540;&#12418;&#12391;&#12365;&#12397;&#12360;&#12398;&#12363;&#12424;!?
Wait, that means I can't even jerk off until July's over!?

&#12425;&#12362;&#12362;&#12362;&#12540;
Noooooooooo!

&#26524;&#12383;&#12375;&#12390;&#20154;&#39006;&#12398;&#23384;&#20129;&#12434;&#12363;&#12369;&#12383;&#25126;&#12356;&#12398;&#12422;&#12367;&#12360;&#12399;&#12539;&#12539;&#12539;
How will the battle to decide the fate of mankind end...

&#12358;&#12360;&#12540;&#12435;&#12288;&#22899;&#29579;&#27096;&#12434;&#35299;&#12365;&#25918;&#12388;&#12414;&#12391;
Waaaaah, I can't go back to the demon world

&#39764;&#30028;&#12395;&#24112;&#12428;&#12394;&#12356;&#12424;&#12540;
until my lady the queen of terror is free.

&#19990;&#30028;&#12398;&#30772;&#28357;&#22238;&#36991;&#12414;&#12391;&#12354;&#12392;30&#26085;!!
The world escapes destruction after 30 days!!

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