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June 09, 2007, 12:03 AM
Mr. Congo Jack's review of Chapter 357!!!!!!
Thanks to Bludshock for the cleaning, Nihongaeri for the translation, and Kylara for the RAW.
The Cover:

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What kind of licking are we talking about?

It's an okay cover, but not enough...umph. Deidara is a nutbag who enjoys to blow stuff up and call it art. For him to be just standing and sticking out his tongue(s) seems kind of like Kishimoto just phoned-in the cover. This cover just falls flat.

Kabuto... Crazy, or just lonely?
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Someone needs a hug. Without Orochimaru, the Mr. Burns to Kabuto's Smithers, he has gone right off the deep end. I mean, he's integrating the body parts of an old man into his body. Who knows where Orochimaru's been? Many have wondered how Orochimaru, the comeback kid, would rise from the dead and we finally have our answer.

Who's the Boss?
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Kabuto says he'll return once he learns to control Orochimaru's power. Is that really going to happen? Survey says....probably not. Look at his smile: when has Kabuto ever smiled like that? It seems to me that Orochimaru may already have his hands at the wheel.

The Battle Continues!
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In the left corner we have we have the last of the Uchiha, the king of vengeance, the sultan of sulking, Sasuke! Over in the right we have three-tongued avenger, the androgynous Deidara! These two cats came out of the corners swinging.....Alright, enough of the boxing crap. This battle is looking intense. It has been a long time since we've seen a fight like this. Sasuke is moving with lightening-fast speed, Deidara is blowing things up. Lots and lots of action. There hasn't been this much action since the Rescue Gaara arc.

Puff the Magic Dragon.
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The chapter ends with Deidara created one massive dragon. What is its purpose? Will it explode? I hope so, because that would be some explosion. Man I love explosions.

Chapter Score: 4 out of 5

This chapter was full of action and plot twists. Kishimoto's starting to move the story along full speed after idling for the entirety of the Immortals Arc. The only thing I didn't like was the cover.

Well, thank you for reading my review. I hope you liked it.

June 09, 2007, 12:15 AM
Nice review Mr. Congo Jack. Funniest one I've read in a while.

As for the cover...yeah, it is kind of weak. I'm still confused about how the kid got both his arm's back. Sure, Kakuzu attached the one that Kakashi warped off, but what about Gaara's "handywork"?

The new and crazy Kabuto is fantastic. It just sucks that we probably won't see him again for a long while.

Again, nice work. Keep writing them.

June 09, 2007, 05:10 AM
yeah nice review mr. congo jack, very funny, specially with the boxing comments..

@madDog, that one was probably cured by a medical jutsu, just like what tsunade did to rock lee when he was incapacitated by gaara's sabakusosou...probably with the help of kakuzu or maybe another of akatsukis medic nin we dont know about...

i kinda like the cover, if deidara lived in our world, theres no doubt that he'd make a good rockstar to replace gene simmons XD...

yeah new kabuto is kinda Cool, though it sucks that naruto is still not displaying anything of the extreme PWNAGE that we expect of him..(aside from Fuuton:RS)

yeah, a 4.5 one...keep up the cool reviews! \m/

June 09, 2007, 12:19 PM
Good review and I think that the cover is foreshadowing of the sasuke vs. deidra fight.Sort of like when Temari said that when you see all 3 dots its over.I think that Kabuto will come back but not until akatsuki are dealt with.He may even be the final villian.
It will also be interesting to see what type of attack will be done with that huge dragon.Latstly I would like to say I havent been able to do reviews because of school and now since school is almsot ever you guys can expect more reviews coming from me.

June 09, 2007, 04:19 PM
Good review, I agree with your comments, keep up good work.

Kabuto needs love. :hearts :lovebunny :love

June 09, 2007, 04:52 PM
Nice reviews. I do however feel bad for Kabuto. Now he'll have to walk around with wierd looking eye and pale, snakey skin. It's truly grotesque.

June 09, 2007, 07:34 PM
Good review, Mr. CongoJack, though it's a short one. :beer

Now Sasuke's a little on the hard side. Deidara and Tobi are not easy opponents, now Orochi Kabuto (taking on KoF series) is at the end of his tail too. I think it's a pretty good chance that the reunion between Naruto and Sasuke is nearing. And it's about time Hinata gets in some action, though only with a Byakugan stare.